Drake & Josh 4x20

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Johanna Braddy as Emily • Joe Hall as 2008 • Paul Parducci as Coach Remmers • Jeremy Rowley as Dancer Worker • Eliza Swenson as Sabbath

Josh decides to enter a local dance contest, but when Drake realizes he's going to fail gym, he has to enter in order to receive high school credit. So he steals Josh's dance partner, and that's when things start to go wrong.

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1. DRAKE, HE JUST THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME AT EVERYTHING. I CAN PRETTY MUCH BEAT JOSH AT EVERYTHING, LIKE TODAY.

2. LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY. I TOLD JOSH

3. THAT I COULD DRINK WAY MORE CUPS OF COFFEE THAN HE CAN. DRAKE SAID HE COULD DRINK

4. WAY MORE CUPS OF COFFEE THAN ME. HE SAID THAT. OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID IT.

5. THAT MAKES 26. TWENTY-SIX DOWN. COME ON. THE ONLY BUMMER

6. ABOUT DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE IS IT MAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE HYPER AND JITTERY. YOU KNOW, THE ONLY DOWNSIDE

7. OF DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE IS THAT IT MAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE HYPER-JITTERY. HYPER-JITTERY, JITTERY-HYPER,

8. HYPER-JITTERY, JITTERY-HYPER, HYPER-JITTERY. BUT, JOSH NEVER SAID I COULDN'T DRINK DECAF.

9. SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR.

10. SO, JOSH,

11. THANKS FOR THROWING ME THIS GREAT PARTY. YEAH, THIS IS QUITE A PARTY. I HOPE THE NEIGHBORS

12. DON'T CALL THE COPS ON US. SO, ERIC, YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING PUERTO RICO?

13. OH YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. THEN JUST GO ALREADY. IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE,

14. THEN LEAVE. YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS. WHAT'S UP, CRAIG.

15. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK. HE ALMOST MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE A WINNER.

16. OH OKAY. WHO WANTS ANOTHER GLASS OF LIMEADE? TRAVIS, YOU?

17. NO? YOU LET ME DOWN A LITTLE. ALL RIGHT. MARCY, COME ON, I SPENT,

18. LIKE, TWO HOURS PICKIN' LIMES. OKAY. WELL I'M OUT OF HERE. CRAIG. HAVE A NICE TRIP.

19. I'M ERIC. OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU PROMISED ME

20. YOU'D STAY THE WHOLE PARTY. I'M NOT SPENDING MY ENTIRE SATURDAY NIGHT HANGING WITH A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

21. NO OFFENSE. ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER. HEY, JOSH,

22. I KNOW WHAT WOULD GET THIS PARTY STARTED. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US SOME OF YOUR COOL DANCES.

23. YEAH. YEAH, DUDE, COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S SEE SOME LIFE

24. FOR THIS PARTY. OKAY. YEAH, COME ON. ALL RIGHT.

25. ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING

26. I CALL "THE SHOWER." ALL YOU HAVE TO TURN ON AND GRAB SOAP AND LATHER, LATHER—WATCH THE FEET—

27. LATHER, LATHER. PUT—TOWEL DRY, COME ON AND TOWEL DRY. HEY, HEY.

28. DO YOUR TENNIS PLAYER. OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

29. ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT, "THE TENNIS PLAYER." ALL RIGHT.

30. WE GOT A BALL UP, AND SLAM, BACKHAND, AND JUST SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT UP. SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT UP.

31. HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD ENTER THAT DANCE CONTEST THEY DO ON CHANNEL FIVE.

32. YEAH. YEAH, WHY NOT, MAN? DO IT. COME ON.

33. I MEAN—I MEAN, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE BEST DANCERS IN SAN DIEGO. I'M NOT THAT GOOD.

34. OH, COME ON. OH, YOU'RE THAT GOOD. YEAH. COME ON, SERIOUSLY, MAN,

35. YOU SHOULD ENTER THAT CONTEST. OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, SURE. OKAY.

36. WHY NOT? I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. GOOD. HEY. WHO'S THE LADY?

37. YOU BROUGHT HER. NO. EXCUSE ME. BUT—WHO ARE YOU?

38. WERE YOU INVITED TO THIS PARTY?

39. HEY, MAN. HEY, WHERE WERE YOU AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? MR. CHANG KEPT ME

40. AFTER CLASS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY POOR PERFORMANCE THIS SEMESTER. YEAH, LIKE A 30-MINUTE LECTURE.

41. WHAT DID HE SAY? I DON'T KNOW. HE STARTED OFF WITH, "DRAKE, "YOU NEED TO START

42. PAYING MORE ATTENTION." AFTER THAT, I KIND OF ZONED OUT. HE MEANS YOU GOT TO START

43. BEING MORE RESPONSIBLE WITH YOUR SCHOOL WORK. UH-HUH. YOU'RE BACK

44. ON THAT INTERNET DATING SERVICE? NO. NEVER AGAIN. THESE ARE DANCERS.

45. YOU'RE REALLY GONNA ENTER THE DANCE CONTEST? YEAH. I POSTED A BUNCH OF ADS ONLINE

46. FOR DANCE PARTNERS. YOU KNOW, WITH MOM'S SUPERVISION. OF COURSE, YEAH.

47. I ALREADY GOT, LIKE, A DOZEN RESPONSES. CHECK IT OUT. EMILY HENDERSON.

48. YEAH, SHE'S AN EXPERT IN JAZZ, BALLET, TAP, AND SWING. OOH, DANCY. MAN, HER FEET ARE HUGE.

49. I KNOW. I'M GONNA GO MEET HER AT THE PREMIERE. AND LISTEN, SERIOUSLY, BRO,

50. YOU GOTTA START FOCUSING MORE ON SCHOOL. YOU GOTTA DO YOUR HOMEWORK. I KNOW, MAN.

51. YOU'RE RIGHT. PROMISE ME? YUP. ALL RIGHT.

52. GOOD BOY. LATER.

53. I GOT IT. THANKS, BABY.

54. HEY. HEY. I'M DRAKE'S GYM COACH. PRETTY EXCITING.

55. DRAKE, GET DOWN HERE. HANG ON. I'M DOING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.

56. MEAGAN, WOULD YOU COME HELP ME—HELLO. HI, I'M DRAKE'S GYM COACH. OH, HI, I'M DRAKE'S MOM.

57. YOU'RE HIS MOTHER? YEAH. IS SOMETHING WRONG? WELL, IT'S JUST THAT DRAKE TOLD ME

58. THAT WHEN HE WAS FOUR YEARS OLD, HIS PARENTS WERE LOST AT SEA. LOST AT SEA? YES, MA'AM.

59. I—I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. DRAKE TOLD YOU— COACH RIVERS. MOM, YOU'RE ALIVE.

60. DRAKE. MOM, JUST HOLD ME. OH STOP IT. ANYWAY, I JUST CAME BY

61. TO LET DRAKE KNOW THAT HE'S FAILING GYM. HOW CAN YOU FAIL GYM? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP.

62. YEAH. THERE LIES THE PROBLEM. YOU SEE, DRAKE HASN'T SHOWN UP FOR GYM CLASS

63. FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. MONTHS? AND IF YOU FAIL GYM, YOU HAVE TO REPEAT 11th GRADE.

64. WHAT TO DO? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT EARLIER? YOU NEVER COME TO CLASS.

65. OKAY. OKAY. WHAT IF I COME TO CLASS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER?

66. TOO LATE. YOU STILL WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CREDITS TO PASS. OH MAN.

67. I'M—I'M SORRY, SON. WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO.

68. SO YOU REALLY STARTED DANCING WHEN YOU WERE FOUR-YEARS-OLD. YOUNGER. MY DAD HAS VIDEO OF ME

69. WHEN I WAS THREE-AND-A-HALF, TAP DANCING AT MY UNCLE'S WEDDING. AND THEN THROWING UP ON MY AUNT.

70. WHAT A WEDDING TO REMEMBER. OH YEAH. AND YOU'VE SPENT THE PAST FOUR SUMMERS

71. AT THE SAN DIEGO DANCE ACADEMY. THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. OH, THANKS. I DON'T KNOW,

72. I'VE JUST ALWAYS LOVED TO DANCE. THAT'S COOL. JOSH, WE GOT TO TALK. I'M GONNA FAIL GYM.

73. I'M KINDA WITH A PERSON HERE. OH SORRY. HI, I'M DRAKE, JOSH'S BROTHER. NICE TO MEET YOU.

74. CAN I HAVE SOME OF THIS? THANKS. JOSH, WE GOT TO TALK. I'M GONNA FAIL GYM.

75. LOOK. WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR ISSUES AFTER I'M DONE WITH EMILY. NO, MAN.

76. YOU DON'T REALIZE— FINE. TALK TO EMILY.

77. SO, WHY DO YOU WANNA ENTER THE DANCE CONTEST? WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,

78. IT'D BE COOL TO WIN. AND I CAN USE THE EXTRA CREDIT FOR SCHOOL. EXTRA CREDIT?

79. YEAH. THE CONTEST IS STATE-SPONSORED. SO IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN USE IT AS A HIGH SCHOOL CREDIT.

80. OH, THAT'S AWESOME. YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA CREDIT. YES, I DO. SEE, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, MINDY,

81. SHE'S ALWAYS NUMBER ONE IN MY CLASS EVERY YEAR. BUT IF I GET THE EXTRA CREDIT OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL,

82. I CAN FINALLY BEAT HER. COOL. SO, ARE WE DANCE PARTNERS? YEAH, WE ARE.

83. AWESOME. LET'S START TONIGHT. OH, PERFECT. I KNOW THIS PLACE—

84. JOSH. HEY, HELEN. THIS IS MY DANCE PARTNER— THERE ARE SOME HOODLUMS

85. IN THEATER TWO, CAUSING A DISTURBANCE. HOODLUMS? YEAH. BAD BOYS.

86. TWO OF THEM HAVE BASEBALL BATS. NOW YOU GO TELL THEM TO QUIET DOWN. SORRY, I'M NOT WORKING TODAY.

87. IT'S MY DAY OFF. FIVE, FOUR, THREE— YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WORK

88. ON MY DAY OFF. —TWO, ONE. QUIET DOWN, HOODLUMS. HEY. HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

89. I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT THEN. SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, AN AWESOME DANCER.

90. WELL, I'VE WON A FEW TROPHIES. INTERESTING. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

91. MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

92. LOOK. I GOT IT. JANIE, I GOT TO GO. 'CAUSE I'M WATCHING "OUTRAGEOUS CHEERLEADING ACCIDENTS."

93. OKAY, BYE. AH. WELL, DEBBIE JACOBSON BREAKS HER LEG.

94. WHOOPS. NO PROM FOR YOU, DEBBIE.

95. I AM SO ANGRY. AT WHO? THE GUY WHO SOLD YOU THOSE CLOTHES?

96. NO. MY DANCE PARTNER WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME TWO HOURS AGO,

97. AND SHE NEVER SHOWED UP. I TRIED CALLING, LIKE, THREE TIMES, BUT—WHAT—I TRIED CALLING—

98. I TRIED TO— OKAY, WHAT IS THAT NOW? IT'S DRAKE, PRACTICING HIS DANCE ROUTINE.

99. HIS DANCE—

100. AND THE DOCTORS CONFIRMED THAT DEBBIE'S LEG IS BROKEN IN THREE PLACES. OH, DEBBIE, YOU KLUTZ.

101. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WELL, PRACTICING FOR THE DANCE CONTEST.

102. WHAT? YOU STOLE MY DANCE PARTNER?

103. DUDE, WOULD YOU STOP TURNING OFF THE MUSIC? NO. NOW I WANNA KNOW

104. WHY YOU'RE DANCING WITH EMILY? BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST DANCER IN SAN DIEGO. YEAH. I KNOW THAT MUCH.

105. I FOUND HER. I THOUGHT WE WERE DANCE PARTNERS? WELL, AFTER YOU AND I TALKED,

106. DRAKE ASKED ME TO BE HIS DANCE PARTNER. WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES TO DRAKE

107. WHEN YOU ALREADY SAID YES TO ME? 'CAUSE DRAKE GAVE ME A DIGITAL CAMERA.

108. THAT'S MY DIGITAL CAMERA. YEAH. WELL, NOT ANYMORE. TOMORROW, SAME TIME? I'LL SEE YOU.

109. OKAY. WORK ON THAT MOVE I SHOWED YOU. I'M ON IT. COOL. SEE YOU.

110. SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF PIE? DUDE. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

111. LOOK, MAN. I'M FAILING GYM, ALL RIGHT? I HAVE TO WIN THAT CONTEST, SO I CAN GET THE EXTRA CREDIT

112. AND PASS. I WANT THE EXTRA CREDITS, SO I CAN FINALLY BE NUMBER ONE IN MY CLASS INSTEAD OF MINDY.

113. I'M TIRED OF BEING NUMBER TWO. NUMBER TWO STINKS. NUMBER TWO STINKS. GROW UP.

114. DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE TO REPEAT THE 11th GRADE? ARE YOU GONNA DROP OUT OF THE DANCE CONTEST

115. AND GIVE ME MY PARTNER BACK? I NEED THE CREDIT. I HAVE TO WIN. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA.

116. HUH? NO, SIR. NAH, I'M GONNA FIND A NEW DANCE PARTNER.

117. ONE—ONE THAT MAKES EMILY LOOK LIKE A—LIKE A—A PERSON THAT DOESN'T NEARLY DATE AS WELL AS—LIKE A—

118. OH, YOU ARE GONNA LOSE, BABY.

119. UH-OH. WELL. HELLO THERE.

120. THIS IS YOUR COMPETITION? YES. YES. THESE ARE THE BAD PEOPLE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

121. DRAKE, EMILY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW AND IMPROVED DANCE PARTNER, VILGA.

122. HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? HEY, WHAT'S UP? YOU WILL LOSE. WE WILL LOSE?

123. VILGA HAPPENS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE YOUNG DANCER IN ALL OF EASTERN EUROPE,

124. AND SHE ALREADY HAS A DIGITAL CAMERA, SO—HA. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH? OH, YOU WANNA—

125. HEY. OKAY. LET'S NOT BE IMMATURE. THIS IS JUST A DANCE COMPETITION.

126. YOU SMELL LIKE FAILURE. EXCUSE ME? HEY, JUST IGNORE HER. I DON'T LIKE HER ATTITUDE.

127. IT IS SAD THAT YOU ARE NOT PRETTY. THAT'S IT. WHOA.

128. OH. HEY, HEY, HEY. SETTLE DOWN. OH.

129. WE WILL SETTLE THIS WITH DANCE.

130. ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS DANCING BY KYRA ELLIOTT AND JOHN VACARO.

131. NOW OUR JUDGES WILL TALLY THEIR SCORES AND ENTER THEM

132. INTO THE COMPUTER, AS WE BRING ON OUR NEXT PAIR OF DANCERS, VICTOR PRICE AND AMBER VINCENT.

133. HEY, HAVE EITHER OF THE BOYS BEEN ON YET? NOT YET, I THINK SOON. OKAY. PICKLE?

134. THANKS.

135. ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'? STRONG AND POWERFUL. YOU? NERVOUS.

136. NOW, HOW DO YOU FEEL? STRONG AND POWERFUL. GOOD.

137. JOSH, VIGLA, I HOPE YOU TWO ARE READY TO LOSE. I SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING BUT ALL I HEAR IS—

138. CUTE. HEY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER, WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME

139. TAKE THE FIRST PLACE TROPHY TO MY CAR? AND WHY ARE YOU SO SURE YOU'RE GONNA WIN?

140. UH, BECAUSE I'M READY, MOTIVATED, AND WEARING EXTREMELY LOOSED PANTS.

141. AND BECAUSE HE'S DANCING WITH ME. YOU, QUIET YOUR FACE. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?

142. I HAVE SWALLOWED THINGS MORE FRIGHTENING THAN YOU. WHOA, HEY. ALL RIGHT.

143. SLOW IT DOWN THERE, LADIES. DID YOU JUST PUSH ME? IT WAS NOT THE WIND. OH.

144. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. SLOW IT DOWN, LADIES.

145. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT.

146. HEY, STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

147. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

148. STOP IT. PERHAPS YOU LADIES DIDN'T READ THE RULES. YOU FIGHT, YOU'RE OUT.

149. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY'RE OUT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN— AH. THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED.

150. GET THESE TWO GIRLS OUT OF HERE. WELL—NO. NO. NO, NO. YOU CANNOT TAKE ME.

151. BUT—THEY'RE— WELL, THEY CAN'T LEAVE US. NO. NO. NO. THEY— THAT MEAN, FOREIGN GIRL

152. IS MY DANCE PARTNER. YEAH. I GOTTA WIN THIS CONTEST. SORRY, BOYS.

153. IF YOU WANNA DANCE, YOU BETTER FIND SOME OTHER GIRLS. DUDE, WELL,

154. HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND GIRLS— AH. THIN ICE.

155. MAN, THIS IS GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THIS? WHAT?

156. WELL, I WANTED TO WIN THIS MORE THAN YOU DID. OH, COME, OH WHAT. SO NOW WE'RE ARGUE

157. ABOUT WHO WANTED TO WIN THIS MORE? YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO HOME

158. AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED. YEAH. LET'S JUST GO HOME. HEY, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?

159. NICELY DONE. REALLY. JUDGES, PLEASE TALLY YOUR SCORES AND ENTER THEM INTO THE COMPUTER.

160. NOW, UP NEXT, PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANCING TEAM OF DRAKE PARKER AND EMILY—

161. SLIGHT CHANGE. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANCING TEAM OF DRAKE PARKER

162. AND JOSH NICHOLS.

163. OH MY GOD.

164. YES.

165. I LOVE YOU— OH, BOY. I'M SORRY. AND THE WINNERS ARE—

166. DRAKE PARKER AND JOSH NICHOLS. WHOO. YES. OH MY GOD.

167. I KNEW IT. I KNOW YOU'D WIN. YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME.

168. WHO IS SHE?

169. WAS YOUR HUSBAND LOST AT SEA? WHAT? 'CAUSE I'M SINGLE. I'M NOT A RICH MAN,

170. BUT I DO LIVE IN A VERY NICE TRAILER. NOTHING FANCY BUT I GOT A GOOD TV,

171. A COFFEEMAKER, TOILET. MY HUSBAND'S ALIVE AND WELL. GOOD DAY.

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