Drake & Josh 4x14

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Brent Tarnol as Taylor • Allan Louis as Blaze • Lorin McCraley as Jack • Michael McKay as T-Rex • Clint Carmichael as Officer Becker

After the boys get in trouble for using Fake ID's Audrey and Walter fear they will fall to a life of crime and sign them up for a “Steered Straight” program, but things start skidding out-of-control when a real criminal befriends them.

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1. DRAKE IS ALWAYS GETTING ME IN TROUBLE, WHICH I DO NOT LIKE. YOU'RE NOT NORMAL IF YOU DON'T GET IN TROUBLE

2. ONCE IN A WHILE. LIKE, LAST WEEKEND, I TRIED TO DO A NICE THING BY TAKING DRAKE TO VISIT

3. MY COUSIN SKIPPY'S DAIRY FARM. SO, LAST WEEKEND, JOSH DRAGS ME TO HIS BOWLEGGED COUSIN'S

4. DAIRY FARM. SKIPPY'S A BIT BOWLEGGED, BUT IT'S NOT THAT NOTICEABLE. YOU COULD DRIVE A TRUCK

5. BETWEEN HIS LEGS. SO AT AROUND MIDNIGHT, DRAKE TRIES TO TELL ME COWS ARE TICKLISH.

6. SO, THE FIRST NIGHT WE'RE THERE, I TOLD JOSH COWS ARE TICKLISH. SO HE TALKS ME INTO SNEAKING

7. OUT OF MY COUSIN'S HOUSE. SO HE SNEAK OUT OF BOWLEGGY'S HOUSE. AND WE GO

8. TO THE MILKING BARN. AND I TAKE JOSH TO THE BARN WHERE THEY MILK ALL THE COWS. WHERE HE MAKES ME GO TRY

9. TO TICKLE ONE OF THE COWS. SO HE WALKS RIGHT UP TO THIS HUGE COW AND TICKLES IT.

10. WHICH MADE THE COW ANGRY. THE COW WAS NOT HAPPY. NEXT THING I KNOW, I GOT A MAD COW

11. CHASING ME UP WALNUT GROVE ROAD. AND NOW WE'RE BOTH GROUNDED. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE

12. ALL WEEKEND. SEE YA. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN COWS AREN'T TICKLISH.

13. I KNEW COWS WEREN'T TICKLISH. GENERAL CORNWALLIS CONTINUED TO CHASE WASHINGTON'S ARMY

14. THROUGH NEW JERSEY UNTIL THE AMERICANS WITHDREW ACROSS THE DELAWARE RIVER. BECAUSE I'M AN EXPERT

15. ON ICE CREAM TOPPINGS. OKAY, I ADMIT SOME PEOPLE CALL 'EM JIMMIES, BUT EVERYBODY I KNOW

16. CALLS 'EM SPRINKLES. WELL, I'M NOT FROM THE SOUTH. FINE, I'LL LOOK IT UP ON THE WEB RIGHT NOW.

17. WHILE THE AMERICANS WITHDREW— MEGAN! I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK.

18. I'M ON THE PHONE. AND NOW I'M LAPTOP-LESS. ALL RIGHT. GENERAL CORNWALLIS,

19. OR AS HIS FRIENDS CALLED HIM, G-CORN— DUDE, THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, WE ARE SO HOOKED UP.

20. WHERE ARE WE GOING? OH, NOWHERE. JUST TO SEE YOUR FAVORITE BAND, THE HAILSTONES.

21. WELL, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. UH-UH, IT'S OPEN. THE HAILSTONES ARE PLAYING IN SAN DIEGO?

22. YEAH, AT THE REPTILE ROOM. OH, THAT IS SO— MAN, WE CAN'T GET INTO THE REPTILE ROOM.

23. YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 21. YOU ARE... MR. YAKITORI. WHAT'S THIS? FAKE I.D.

24. HERE, CHECK MINE OUT. "JEFFERSON STEELFLEX"? YEAH, I MADE IT UP. OH, REALLY?

25. LOOK, SO YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT WE USE FAKE I.D.s TO GET INTO A NIGHTCLUB, POSING AS JEFFERSON STEELFLEX

26. AND ALVIN YAKITORI. YUP, AND, HEY, WE GOTTA BE THERE BEFORE 10:30 BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE—

27. IT'S ILLEGAL TO USE FAKE I.D.s. YEAH, WELL, IT'S ILLEGAL TO ROB BANKS,

28. BUT PEOPLE DO IT. YES, PEOPLE WHO ARE BANK ROBBERS. I'M NOT USING A FAKE I.D.

29. COME ON, THE HAILSTONES, JOSHIE'S FAVORITE BAND. COME ON, THE REPTILE ROOM SERVES CHURROS. CHURROS?

30. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA DRINK OR ANYTHING. WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AND LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

31. YEAH, BUT— DUDE, BUT EVERYBODY USES FAKE I.D.s. IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

32. DAD? WALTER. ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT

33. THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

34. SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, WELL, IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE, BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,

35. I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU I'LL ALWAYS BE

36. "JEFFERSON STEELFLEX"? "ALVIN YAKITORI"? THEY COULD BE NAMES.

37. YEAH, ON PLANET CRAZYTRON. YOU KNOW, I CAN ALMOST UNDERSTAND YOU DOING SOMETHING THIS STUPID,

38. BUT YOU? WELL, HE TEMPTED ME WITH CHURROS.

39. A FRIED MEXICAN PASTRY? HAVE YOU EVER TASTED ONE? CAN WE TALK TO YOU TWO PRIVATELY?

40. OF COURSE. BOTH OF YOU, IN THE CLOSET. WHAT? CLOSET?

41. CLOSET! NOW, OFFICERS, I KNOW THEY BROKE THE LAW— OKAY, DON'T WORRY.

42. DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE NOT UNDER ARREST. THANK YOU. BELIEVE ME,

43. THEY'RE GONNA BE GROUNDED FOR A LONG TIME. WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO? THEY'VE BEEN GROUNDED

44. A HUNDRED TIMES. WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANNA MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON 'EM, OUR DEPARTMENT DOES HAVE

45. A STEERED STRAIGHT PROGRAM. WHAT'S THAT? WE COME IN, WE HANDCUFF 'EM, SHOW 'EM

46. WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET ARRESTED. IT'S A VERY EFFECTIVE PROGRAM. TEACHES KIDS WHAT CAN HAPPEN

47. IF THEY BREAK THE LAW. YEAH. HERE'S A PAMPHLET. OH.

48. AND THIS IS OUR CARD. JUST GIVE US A CALL IF YOU DECIDE YOU WANNA DO IT. THANK YOU, OFFICERS.

49. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. NOT A PROBLEM. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. WAIT.

50. AREN'T YOU THE WEATHER GUY FROM CHANNEL 2? THAT'S RIGHT. I AM.

51. WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THAT? COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY UP

52. AND FINISH THIS? WELL, IF YOU WOULD STOP MOVING. WELL—

53. UGH. I GOTTA GET MORE PINS. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME WATER.

54. THIS DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. I'M HELPING YOUR MOTHER. UH-HUH. SHE'S MAKING A PROM DRESS

55. FOR TAYLOR, THE ANDERSON'S DAUGHTER. I THOUGHT TAYLOR WAS A BOY. NOPE.

56. WHAT ARE THOSE? GRAPEFRUITS. CAN I GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL?

57. I GOT IT. OOH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. CLOSE THE LAPTOP AND PUT DOWN THE GUITAR.

58. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? UP AGAINST THE WALL. WHAT? WHAT?

59. AGAINST THE WALL. OKAY. WHAT DID WE DO? HEY, HEY, WATCH THE GLUTES.

60. QUIET. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. OH, SWEETIE. ARE YOU CRYING?

61. I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY. IS THIS NECESSARY? WOULD YOU JUST—COME ON?

62. WHOA! MOM, WALTER, WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING? OH, WE DID DO SOMETHING.

63. IT'S CALLED THE STEERED STRAIGHT PROGRAM. WHAT? YOU BOYS NEED TO LEARN

64. HOW TO ACT LIKE MEN. IT'S FOR A PROM. YES, MA'AM. SIR!

65. TONIGHT, YOU BOYS ARE GONNA SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ARRESTED, PROCESSED, BOOKED, AND JAILED.

66. JAILED? PROCESSED? DAD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. NO, IT'S NOT.

67. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GETTING INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE LATELY. LIKE WHAT? THE FAKE I.D.s.

68. BURNING DOWN OUR NEIGHBOR'S TREE HOUSE. THE COUNTERFEIT GRILLS. THE SPEEDING TICKET.

69. YOU GOT A SPEEDING TICKET? OH, YEAH, THANK YOU, MEGAN. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. LET'S GO.

70. COME ON, YOU CAN'T DO THIS. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU. IT'S ALREADY GOOD FOR ME.

71. YOU GUYS NEED TO LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF BEHAVING. WELL, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. COME ON.

72. WHAT ARE THOSE? GRAPEFRUITS. CAN I HAVE ONE? YEAH.

73. THANKS. ALL RIGHT, OUT THE DOOR.

74. THIS AIN'T FAIR! COME ON! THIS ISN'T FAIR! IS MY DRESS READY YET?

75. MMM! MAN, THIS GRAPEFRUIT IS EXCELLENT.

76. A LITTLE SOUR, THOUGH. EITHER OF YOU BOYS GOT ANY SUGAR ON YOU? NO.

77. WHO CARRIES THEIR OWN SUGAR? YOU'D BE SURPRISED. WHEN YOU'RE A COP, YOU SEE A LOT OF THINGS.

78. 10-81, 10-81, REPORT OF A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS, CORNER OF EL CENTRO AND LELAND. SUSPECT WEARING

79. A CAMOUFLAGE SHIRT AND RED KNIT CAP. UNIT 4-20 RESPONDING. I'M A BLOCK

80. SOUTH OF YOUR LOCATION, GOING CODE 12. HEY, HANG ON, BOYS.

81. WHAT'S GOING ON? ROBBERY AT A JIFFY MART. YEAH, AND HERE WE GO.

82. HEY, HOLD MY GRAPEFRUIT. WITH WHAT? I'M HANDCUFFED. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME

83. TO HOLD YOUR GRAPE— I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.

84. COME ON, YOU ARE TOTALLY MISQUOTING ME. THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW I SAID IT. WHAT—

85. HEY. HELLO. AAH!

86. HEY, GET OUT OF MY CAR! FREEZE! YOU FREEZE!

87. [SIREN, TIRES SCREECH] YEAH! HA HA HA HA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOT GOING TO JAIL,

88. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. HANG ON, BOYS. WE'RE IN A STOLEN POLICE CAR, AND WE ARE RUNNING FROM THE LAW.

89. YEAH! OH. HA HA HA HA!

90. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET

91. IN A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR STEALING THE COP CAR? I'M ALREADY IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

92. SO WHO ARE YOU GUYS? WELL, I'M, UH, UH... JEFFERSON STEELFLEX.

93. ALVIN YAKITORI. AND YOU ARE? BLAZE. WHY DO THEY CALL YOU BLAZE?

94. BE QUIET! I SEE. I THINK THIS GUY IS DANGEROUS. WHY? 'CAUSE HE JUST ROBBED

95. A CONVENIENCE STORE AND NOW HE STOLE A COP CAR? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HIM WE'RE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS,

96. SO HE'LL LET US GO. AND WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LET US GO? OH! OHH!

97. THIS GUY THINKS WE'RE REAL CRIMINALS RIGHT NOW, SO LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY. OH, RIGHT.

98. RIGHT, SO HE'LL THINK WE'RE ONE OF HIM. YEAH, SO NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES—

99. SO WHAT'D YOU GUYS GET BUSTED FOR? OH... UM, YOU KNOW, UH, CRIME.

100. YEAH, YEAH. WE ROBBED A... ROBBED A... A STORE. OOH.

101. WE ROBBED THAT STORE GOOD. NICE, NICE. YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT. WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

102. WE'RE REBELS. HARDENED CRIMINALS. HARDENED. YEAH, YEAH.

103. IN FACT, WE WERE PLANNING ON HITTING A HOUSE TONIGHT. A HOUSE? I'M TRYING TO GET HIM

104. TO DROP US OFF AT OUR PLACE. AH, GOOD, GOOD. UH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

105. WE'RE HITTING A HOUSE. YEAH, PERFECT FOR ROBBING. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS NOW.

106. OWNERS ARE OUT OF TOWN. YES. SO, UM, IF YOU COULD DROP US OFF THERE,

107. THAT'D BE GOOD. YEAH, YEAH. OKAY. I'M IN.

108. LET'S DO IT. WHOA, WHOA. UH... YOU'RE IN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN?

109. I'M GONNA HIT THE PLACE WITH YOU. OH, UM... THANK YOU?

110. UH, BUT WE DON'T REALLY NEED ANY HELP. YEAH, YEAH, THIS IS MORE OF A TWO-MAN JOB,

111. IF YOU KNOW— YOU'D BE A SUPERFLUOUS. SUPERFLUOUS? IT'S ON

112. MY WORD-A-DAY CALENDAR... THAT I STOLE! WELL, LOOK. YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, SO WE DON'T

113. REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. I WANT IN! PLEASE JOIN US. WOULD YOU HELP US?

114. 'CAUSE WE COULD USE THE HELP. YOU—PLEASE. GOOD. WHAT'S THIS?

115. IT'S A GRAPEFRUIT. OH. IT'S A LITTLE SOUR. GOOD THING I ALWAYS CARRY AROUND

116. A LITTLE SUGAR WITH ME. GIVE ME YOUR HEAD.

117. HEY! HEY! WATCH IT. OW, OW! OKAY, HANDCUFFS, OKAY? OW! OW!

118. CUFFS, CUFFS! OW! THANK YOU. YOU'RE NEXT. OH, JOY, JOY.

119. OH, JUST—GENTLE, GENTLE. OKAY WATCH THE EARS, PLEASE. WATCH 'EM! GINGER! GINGER! GINGER!

120. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT A BIG HEAD. YEAH, OLD NEWS, DUDE. SO, WHO LIVES IN THIS HOUSE?

121. UH... YOU KNOW, SOME STUPID FAMILY. THAT WE DON'T KNOW. OKAY.

122. I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE HOUSE. GREAT IDEA. YOU SCOPE OUT THE DOWNSTAIRS,

123. WE'LL SCOPE OUT THE UPSTAIRS. RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.

124. JUST OVER THERE. ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT IF MOM, DAD, AND MEGAN ARE DOWNSTAIRS?

125. LOOK, BOTH OF THE CARS ARE GONE, ALL RIGHT? SO NOBODY'S HOME. GOOD.

126. OH, QUICK, QUICK. LET'S CALL THE COPS BEFORE HE COMES BACK. YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT,

127. RIGHT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, WORK TOGETHER. TEAMWORK.

128. TEAMWORK. TO THE LEFT. NO, GRAB IT. COME ON, GET—GRAB IT.

129. ALL RIGHT, PRESS THE "9," MAN. OH, THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK! ALL RIGHT.

130. FINE, FINE, HERE. I'LL HOLD IT BEHIND MY BACK, YOU DIAL IT WITH YOUR NOSE. I'M NOT STICKIN' MY NOSE

131. DOWN THERE. WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH A VICIOUS CRIMINAL?

132. I THINK SO. OH, JUST DIAL THE NUMBER. ALL RIGHT.

133. 9... 1... AH-CHOO!

134. OH, MAN, YOU SNEEZED ON MY PALM! IT IS ALLERGY SEASON. MAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE LOADED.

135. STERLING SILVER JEWELRY. WHO ARE YOU GUYS CALLING? UM... CALLING?

136. WE WERE CALLING OUR BOYS. UH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. JUST TO SET UP OUR NEXT CRIME

137. TO, UH... UH... KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR. YEAH, KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR.

138. WHOA, SERIOUSLY? OH, OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'D PAY TO GET THAT GUY BACK, COME ON.

139. I DON'T KNOW, HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE DOWN— OH, REALLY? THEY'D PAY A FORTUNE!

140. KIDNAPPING THE GOVERNOR. THAT'S PRETTY INSANE. OH, YES. OH, YEAH, WE'RE NUTS.

141. YOU DON'T WANNA GET MIXED IN WITH US. SO YOU JUST BETTER SCOOT ON OUT OF HERE

142. BEFORE YOU GET WRAPPED UP IN OUR ACTIVITIES. WHOA, WAIT, WAIT, MAN. YOU'RE GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP

143. FOR A JOB THAT BIG, RIGHT? HELP? YEAH—NO, NO, WE GOT OUR OWN LITTLE POSSE.

144. CALL MY CREW. YOU CALL IT A CREW? WHO SNEEZED ON THE PHONE? IT'S ALLERGY SEASON.

145. THANKS. HEY, HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?

146. NEVER LOOK ME IN THE EYE. MESSAGE RECEIVED. SO ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS GOVERNOR JOB OR WHAT?

147. WHAT WAS THAT? SOUNDED LIKE A CAR DOOR. IT'S SOME GOOFY-LOOKING DUDE

148. IN A REALLY BAD SHIRT. DAD. HERE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

149. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! UH, WE'LL TAKE HIM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DUDE, DO YOU WANT THEM

150. TO HURT WALTER? ALL RIGHT, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. EVERYBODY HIDE. UH, YEAH, HIDE, HIDE.

151. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, NO, NO. I SAID I WANTED AN EXTRA-LARGE. OH, AND—

152. HERE. TAPE HIS MOUTH SHUT AND THROW HIM IN THE CLOSET. HEY!

153. YEAH! GOOD CALL, GOOD CALL! LET'S GO, OLD GUY WE DON'T KNOW! [WALTER SHOUTING, MUFFLED] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

154. WE'LL EXPLAIN LATER. WHAT? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.

155. WHAT IF THEY FIND OUT WE'RE NOT REAL CRIMINALS? THEY CANNOT FIND THAT OUT! I DON'T WANNA KIDNAP

156. THE GOVERNOR. KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR? LOOK, WE ARE NOT GONNA KIDNAP ANYONE, OKAY?

157. WE JUST GOTTA GET THOSE GOONS OUT OF OUR HOUSE. OH, DAD'S CELL PHONE. RIGHT.

158. AAH! SHH! WHERE'S YOUR CELL PHONE? I DROPPED IT

159. WHEN YOU GUYS ATTACKED ME. OH, MAN. NOW, I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

160. OKAY, NOW WHAT? UH, MAN, I DON'T— OH! YOUR MAGIC KIT. YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?

161. WELL, IT'S GOT ALL THAT FAKE BLOOD AND STUFF IN IT, RIGHT? YEAH, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA— COME ON.

162. WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT AM I GONNA DO? UH, HERE. PLAY WITH THIS YARN.

163. OKAY, COME ON! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

164. GIVE ME THE BLOOD. MAN, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR NOT? YOU SAID WE WERE PULLING

165. A JOB. WE ARE. WE BETTER BE. I LEFT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

166. OF "AMERICAN IDOL" FOR THIS. YOU SURE THESE GUYS ARE FOR REAL? YEAH, MAN.

167. THEY WERE LOCKED UP IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR WHEN I FOUND THEM. THESE GUYS ARE HARDCORE.

168. ALL RIGHT. YOU SAID I COULD GRAB THE GOVERNOR.

169. I'M THE ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS! YEAH, WELL MAYBE I'M SICK OF YOU CALLING THE SHOTS!

170. HEY, JEFFERSON, ALVIN, LET'S KEEP IT COOL. LISTEN, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA GRAB THE GOVERNOR,

171. AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT! AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME?

172. OH, NOT AGAIN. HEY, HEY, HEY. TAKE IT EASY NOW. HEY.

173. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, HEY, HEY. DON'T BEAT THAT BOY

174. WITH A BANANA! WHOA. AAH!

175. YEAH! YEAH! HOW YOU GONNA GRAB THE GOVERNOR WITH... AAH!

176. WITH NO HAND? OOH! OOH! OH, MY GOD! YANKED HIS HAND RIGHT OFF!

177. AND ATE HIS FINGER! THAT DUDE IS PSYCHO! I'M GETTIN' OUT OF THIS PLACE!

178. AAH! GO, GO, GO! AAH! MY DATE NEVER SHOWED UP.

179. YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT PUTTING US

180. THROUGH ALL THAT. WELL, HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU WERE GONNA GET ALL TANGLED UP

181. WITH REAL CRIMINALS? WELL, JUST PLEASE DON'T HAVE US ARRESTED AGAIN. YEAH, I'VE NEVER BEEN

182. SO SCARED IN MY LIFE. I HAVE. TRY WALKING INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND FINDING YOUR FATHER

183. WEARING A PROM DRESS STUFFED WITH GRAPEFRUITS. YEAH, BUT THAT JUST— DAD!

184. THE CLOSET. YOU LEFT HIM HANDCUFFED

185. IN THE CLOSET? WELL, WE FORGOT. WE'RE SORRY. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

186. YEAH. YOU GONNA EAT THAT DUMPLING? UH-UH. HOW GREAT

187. ARE THESE EGG ROLLS? AWESOME. HEY, PASS THE FRIED RICE. SAY PLEASE.

188. PLEASE? NO. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN BEHAV—

189. BE-BEH! WELL, IT'S THE DRESS. —THEIR OWN SUGAR? THAT'S DRAKE'S LINE.

190. GO AHEAD AGAIN. YOU DID IT GOOD, THOUGH. YOU GUYS BOTH DID IT. I HAVE.

191. TRY WALKING INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND FINDING YOUR FATHER WEARING A PROM DRESS STUFFED IN GRAPEFRUITS.

192. DARN IT! HOW COULD HE BE STUFFED IN THE GRAPEFRUITS?

193. SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. MMM!