1. WHY DO PEOPLE AT SCHOOLCopy !req
2. ALWAYS GOSSIP AND SPREAD RUMORS?Copy !req
3. A COUPLE WEEKS AGOCopy !req
4. I WAS BORED AT SCHOOL,Copy !req
5. SO I STARTED TELLIN' PEOPLECopy !req
6. STUFF ABOUT JOSH.Copy !req
7. THIS STORYCopy !req
8. STARTED GOING AROUNDCopy !req
9. THAT I EAT SQUIRRELS.Copy !req
10. I TOLD EVERYONE JOSHCopy !req
11. WAS ON THIS NEW SQUIRREL DIET.Copy !req
12. AND THEN THE RUMORSCopy !req
13. GOT EVEN WORSE.Copy !req
14. THEN I MADE UP WORSE STUFF.Copy !req
15. SOMEHOW, PEOPLE GOT THE IDEACopy !req
16. THAT AFTER I EAT THE SQUIRRELS,Copy !req
17. I USE THEIR FURCopy !req
18. TO MAKE MY OWN UNDERWEAR.Copy !req
19. IT WAS ALL LIES.Copy !req
20. OH, THE NEW RUMOR ABOUT ME?Copy !req
21. AND I DON'T GET THIS ONE AT ALL.Copy !req
22. IT SAIDCopy !req
23. I HAVE AN EXTRA TOE GROWIN'Copy !req
24. OUT OF MY BELLYBUTTON.Copy !req
25. PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING.Copy !req
26. FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD,Copy !req
27. MY BELLYBUTTON IS TOE-LESS.Copy !req
28. YOU CAN ASK MY SWIM COACH.Copy !req
29. HE'S SEEN IT.Copy !req
30. RUMORS ARE FUN.Copy !req
31. IT'S SO UNTRUE.Copy !req
32. OKAY, HARDEST TEST EVER.Copy !req
33. I KNOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
34. I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH.Copy !req
35. ME, EITHER.Copy !req
36. I'M GONNA GO SEECopy !req
37. HOW MINDY DID.Copy !req
38. HEY.Copy !req
39. OH, HI.Copy !req
40. COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT TEST?Copy !req
41. OH, I KNOW. IT WAS SO EASY.Copy !req
42. OH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
43. TOO EASY.Copy !req
44. ANYWAY, I'M HAVIN' A MOVIE NIGHTCopy !req
45. AT MY HOUSE THIS SATURDAY.Copy !req
46. YOU WANNA COME HANG?Copy !req
47. OH, SURE.Copy !req
48. HEY, WE SHOULD SEE ONECopy !req
49. OF THOSE CHEESY KARATE MOVIESCopy !req
50. FROM THE SEVENTIES?Copy !req
51. OH, LIKE "DRAGONS OF DEATH."Copy !req
52. OH, THAT MOVIE'S SICK.Copy !req
53. JOSH, MINDY,Copy !req
54. THE NEW CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKSCopy !req
55. JUST ARRIVED.Copy !req
56. THEY'RE IN MY CLASSROOM.Copy !req
57. NO WAY.Copy !req
58. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
59. HEY, REMEMBERCopy !req
60. IN "DRAGONS OF DEATH"Copy !req
61. WHEN BILLY CHANG FIGHTSCopy !req
62. WAKEEM THE DREAM?Copy !req
63. REMEMBER?Copy !req
64. ONE DOES NOT FORGETCopy !req
65. THE WOO-CHOO FIST OF SILENCE—Copy !req
66. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
67. DRAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
68. YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT.Copy !req
69. WE BETTER GO FETCH HELP.Copy !req
70. HELP! NURSE! MAYDAY!Copy !req
71. STUDENT DOWN!Copy !req
72. THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,Copy !req
73. BUT I FOUND A WAY,Copy !req
74. I FOUND A WAY,Copy !req
75. IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,Copy !req
76. SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,Copy !req
77. IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIMECopy !req
78. TO REALIZE,Copy !req
79. BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,Copy !req
80. I'M SURE YOU'LL FINDCopy !req
81. OVER YOUR SHOULDERCopy !req
82. YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU,Copy !req
83. WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,Copy !req
84. SO JUST TURN AROUND,Copy !req
85. DAD, YOU PROMISED MECopy !req
86. YOU AND MOM WOULD STAY UPSTAIRSCopy !req
87. UNTIL MY PARTY'S OVER.Copy !req
88. I JUST WANT SOME JUICECopy !req
89. AND A MACAROON.Copy !req
90. WELL, PLEASE HURRY.Copy !req
91. ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.Copy !req
92. GRAB YOUR TREATSCopy !req
93. AND FIND YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
94. THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO STARTCopy !req
95. IN NINE MINUTES.Copy !req
96. HEY, WHAT MOVIECopy !req
97. YOU GUYS WATCHIN'?Copy !req
98. OOH, WHAT—Copy !req
99. DID YOU GET IN A FIGHTCopy !req
100. AT SCHOOL?Copy !req
101. OH, OH.Copy !req
102. NO, NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
103. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,Copy !req
104. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
105. I USED TO GET BEAT UP AT SCHOOLCopy !req
106. ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
107. THEY USED TO CALL MECopy !req
108. WALTER THE DOOF.Copy !req
109. IN FACT, ONE TIME—Copy !req
110. HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOKCopy !req
111. CALLED "EMBARRASSED TO DEATH"Copy !req
112. BY M.Y. DAD?Copy !req
113. M.Y. DAD?Copy !req
114. SEE YA.Copy !req
115. SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
116. COMIN'.Copy !req
117. HEY, WHAT'S UP, CRAIG?Copy !req
118. EVENIN'.Copy !req
119. WHERE'S ERIC?Copy !req
120. OH, HE DIDN'T WANNA COME.Copy !req
121. HE WAS AFRAID DRAKE MIGHT BE MADCopy !req
122. AT HIM 'CAUSE HE PUNCHED HIMCopy !req
123. IN THE EYE.Copy !req
124. HE'S NOT MAD.Copy !req
125. DRAKE, YOU'RE NOT MAD, ARE YOU?Copy !req
126. NO, I'M NOT MAD.Copy !req
127. CRAIG DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT ME.Copy !req
128. I'M CRAIG.Copy !req
129. IT MATTERS.Copy !req
130. COME HELP ME CALIBRATECopy !req
131. THE PROJECTOR.Copy !req
132. AWESOME.Copy !req
133. DRAKE, GET THAT?Copy !req
134. GOT IT.Copy !req
135. OH, IS IT HALLOWEEN ALREADY?Copy !req
136. AREN'T YOU A SCARY LITTLE WITCH?Copy !req
137. OH, LOOK AT YOUR BLACK EYE.Copy !req
138. WELL, I HOPE IT HURTS.Copy !req
139. SHE-BEAST.Copy !req
140. MICRO-BRAIN.Copy !req
141. WEIRD-FACE.Copy !req
142. IGNORAMUS.Copy !req
143. WHAT?Copy !req
144. EXACTLY.Copy !req
145. HEY.Copy !req
146. OH, HEY.Copy !req
147. SORRY, I HAD TO PARK THE CARCopy !req
148. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL.Copy !req
149. OH, NO PROBLEM. STEP ASIDE.Copy !req
150. JOSH!Copy !req
151. AW! NOW I GOTTA RESETCopy !req
152. THE WHITE BALANCE!Copy !req
153. NO, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
154. GET OUT.Copy !req
155. WHAT?Copy !req
156. MINDY'S HERE.Copy !req
157. I KNOW. I INVITED HER.Copy !req
158. DID YOU INVITE HIM?Copy !req
159. WHO'S HIM?Copy !req
160. HER DATE.Copy !req
161. HER...Copy !req
162. HER...Copy !req
163. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
164. YES, YOU DO.Copy !req
165. NOW GO OUT THERECopy !req
166. AND MAKE A SCENE.Copy !req
167. NO. MINDY AND I BROKE UP.Copy !req
168. SHE'S ALLOWED TO DATECopy !req
169. WHOEVER SHE WANTS.Copy !req
170. AND YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT?Copy !req
171. SURE, I'M COOL.Copy !req
172. OKAY, EVERYONE.Copy !req
173. THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
174. PLEASE SIT DOWN.Copy !req
175. CAN I USE THE RESTROOM—Copy !req
176. SIT DOWN!Copy !req
177. HEY, CLAYTON.Copy !req
178. HI.Copy !req
179. CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
180. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
181. HELLO?Copy !req
182. WHOA, IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
183. OH, THE BLACK EYE?Copy !req
184. YEAH, LITTLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
185. THAT'S NOT WHAT WE HEARD.Copy !req
186. AND WHAT DID YOU HEAR?Copy !req
187. THAT YOU WERE MAKIN' FUNCopy !req
188. OF ERIC'S SISTER,Copy !req
189. SO HE PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE.Copy !req
190. APPARENTLY PRETTY HARD.Copy !req
191. I WASN'T MAKING FUNCopy !req
192. OF ERIC'S SISTER.Copy !req
193. THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
194. OKAY.Copy !req
195. WE'LL GO WITH THAT STORY.Copy !req
196. HEY, DRAKE.Copy !req
197. HEARD YOU GOT PUNCHEDCopy !req
198. BY A NERD.Copy !req
199. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT—ERIC!Copy !req
200. ERIC!Copy !req
201. OH, HEY, DRAKE.Copy !req
202. WANNA SEE OUR NEW GYROSCOPE?Copy !req
203. WE'RE GONNA TAKE ITCopy !req
204. TO ASTRO CAMP.Copy !req
205. HAVE YOU BEEN TELLINGCopy !req
206. EVERYONE YOU HIT ME ON PURPOSECopy !req
207. BECAUSE I MADE FUNCopy !req
208. OF YOUR SISTER?Copy !req
209. NO, COURSE NOT.Copy !req
210. THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'SCopy !req
211. SAYIN'.Copy !req
212. WELL, NO WORRIES.Copy !req
213. I'LL MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWSCopy !req
214. IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
215. GOOD, DO THAT.Copy !req
216. W-W-WHY?Copy !req
217. SO THE LADY HOLDS IT UPCopy !req
218. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE,Copy !req
219. RIGHT? AND I SAY,Copy !req
220. "MA'AM, IT'S LOOKS DELICIOUS,Copy !req
221. BUT I'M NOT GIVING YOU 20 BUCKSCopy !req
222. FOR A MEATBALL."Copy !req
223. EXCUSE ME, JOSH.Copy !req
224. WHAT?Copy !req
225. I NOTICECopy !req
226. YOU'RE STACKING THAT CANDYCopy !req
227. IN AN ANGRY WAY.Copy !req
228. I AM ANGRY.Copy !req
229. MINDY'S OVER THERECopy !req
230. WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND,Copy !req
231. RUBBIN' 'EM RIGHT IN MY FACE.Copy !req
232. WELL, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
233. I ALSO STRUGGLECopy !req
234. WITH AN ANGER PROBLEM.Copy !req
235. OH.Copy !req
236. YES.Copy !req
237. BUT NOW I HAVE THIS. SEE,Copy !req
238. WHENEVER I GET A LITTLE ANGRY,Copy !req
239. I JUST GIVE THISCopy !req
240. A LITTLE SQUEEZE.Copy !req
241. DON'T DRINK WHILE I'M TALKING!Copy !req
242. SEE HOW IT WORKS?Copy !req
243. UH-HUH!Copy !req
244. JOSH, I NEED TO BORROWCopy !req
245. YOUR KEY TO THE HOUSE.Copy !req
246. WHERE'S YOURS?Copy !req
247. I WAS EATIN' A SANDWICHCopy !req
248. IN THE MEN'S ROOM,Copy !req
249. AND I THINK THE KEY—Copy !req
250. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
251. FIRST I GAVE DRAKE A WARNING.Copy !req
252. I SAYS TO HIM,Copy !req
253. I SAYS, "HEY, DRAKE.Copy !req
254. NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY SISTER."Copy !req
255. BUT HE JUST KEPT RUNNIN'Copy !req
256. HIS MOUTH,Copy !req
257. SO I HAD TO POP HIM ONECopy !req
258. RIGHT IN THE EYE.Copy !req
259. WOW, IT'S SO GREATCopy !req
260. THAT YOU STOOD UP TO HIMCopy !req
261. LIKE THAT.Copy !req
262. WELL, I LIKE DRAKE,Copy !req
263. BUT HE HAD IT COMIN'.Copy !req
264. DO YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
265. HI, ERIC.Copy !req
266. OH, HEY, DRAKE.Copy !req
267. YOU TOLD ME YOU WEREN'TCopy !req
268. THE ONE THAT WASCopy !req
269. GOIN' AROUND SAYING—Copy !req
270. UM, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GOCopy !req
271. GET US A TABLE OVER THERE, HUH?Copy !req
272. OKAY.Copy !req
273. ORDER ME A DIET MOUNTAIN FIZZ.Copy !req
274. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
275. YOU HIT ME BY ACCIDENT.Copy !req
276. I KNOW, I KNOW.Copy !req
277. THEN WHY DID YOU STARTCopy !req
278. THE RUMORS THAT YOU BEAT ME UPCopy !req
279. BECAUSE I MADE FUNCopy !req
280. OF YOUR SISTER?Copy !req
281. I DIDN'T START THE RUMORS.Copy !req
282. I EVEN TRIED TO STOP 'EM,Copy !req
283. BUT YOU KNOW HOW KIDS GOSSIPCopy !req
284. AND EXAGGERATE.Copy !req
285. AND THEN EVERYBODYCopy !req
286. WAS SO IMPRESSEDCopy !req
287. THAT I STOOD UP TO YOUCopy !req
288. THAT I WAS,Copy !req
289. LIKE, INSTANTLY POPULAR.Copy !req
290. DID YOU SEECopy !req
291. THAT GIRL I WAS WITH?Copy !req
292. WHAT ABOUT HER?Copy !req
293. SHE ASKED ME OUT.Copy !req
294. USUALLY IF I EVEN TALKCopy !req
295. TO A GIRL LIKE THAT,Copy !req
296. SHE CALLS THE POLICE.Copy !req
297. LOOK, I DON'T CARE, OKAY?Copy !req
298. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOUCopy !req
299. GET POPULAR BY MAKIN' MECopy !req
300. LOOK LIKE WIMP AND A JERK.Copy !req
301. YOU'RE GONNACopy !req
302. START TELLING THE TRUTH.Copy !req
303. NO.Copy !req
304. NO?Copy !req
305. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?Copy !req
306. I AM FINALLY POPULAR.Copy !req
307. I WILL NOT GO BACKCopy !req
308. TO THE COLD LONELINESSCopy !req
309. OF PLANET NERD.Copy !req
310. SORRY.Copy !req
311. HERE, HERE WE GO. HANG ON.Copy !req
312. I HATE THAT GUY SO MUCH.Copy !req
313. MINDY, CAN I SPEAK TO YOUCopy !req
314. FOR A MINUTE?Copy !req
315. OH, HEY, JOSH.Copy !req
316. YOU WANNA JOIN—HEY, WHOA!Copy !req
317. WHY ARE YOU PULLING ME?Copy !req
318. I DON'T LIKE TO BE PULLED.Copy !req
319. YOU KNOWCopy !req
320. ARE YOU INSANE?Copy !req
321. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
322. FIRST, YOU BRINGCopy !req
323. YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND TO MY HOUSE,Copy !req
324. AND NOW HERE?Copy !req
325. WAIT, YOU MEAN CHAD?Copy !req
326. OH, SO HIS NAME'S CHAD!Copy !req
327. OH, OH, THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
328. "HEY, CHAD!"Copy !req
329. JOSH NICHOLS,Copy !req
330. ARE YOU JEALOUS?Copy !req
331. WIPE THE GRIN OFF.Copy !req
332. I JUST THINK IT'S—Copy !req
333. WIPE IT!Copy !req
334. OKAY, I'M NOT FINDINGCopy !req
335. YOUR TONE VERY CUTE.Copy !req
336. OH, NOT CUTE?Copy !req
337. WELL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
338. WHAT, AM I NOT HANDSOMECopy !req
339. LIKE PRETTY, PRETTY CHAD?Copy !req
340. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
341. I GOT NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
342. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.Copy !req
343. SO WHY DON'T YOU GO DO WITH CHADCopy !req
344. WHATEVER IT IS YOU AND CHAD DO.Copy !req
345. I DON'T CARE ONE BIT!Copy !req
346. REALLY?Copy !req
347. ZERO BITS!Copy !req
348. THAT'S THE GUYCopy !req
349. WHO GOT BEAT UP BY A DORK.Copy !req
350. YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY THIS.Copy !req
351. AAH!Copy !req
352. HEY, WALTER, WHAT'S THIS FOR?Copy !req
353. OH, JOSH WAS ALL UPSETCopy !req
354. ABOUT SOMETHING,Copy !req
355. SO TO CALM DOWN,Copy !req
356. HE BUILT A HOUSE OF CARDS.Copy !req
357. AGAIN?Copy !req
358. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
359. UPSTAIRS GETTING HIS CAMERACopy !req
360. SO HE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.Copy !req
361. THAT ERIC GAVE ME A BLACK EYE.Copy !req
362. NO! THEN HE HAD TO GOCopy !req
363. LIE ABOUT IT,Copy !req
364. SO NOW EVERYONE THINKSCopy !req
365. I'M A JERK AND A WIMP.Copy !req
366. HALF THE GIRLS I KNOWCopy !req
367. WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME,Copy !req
368. AND ON THE WAY HOME,Copy !req
369. SOME GUYS CALLED MECopy !req
370. TWINKLEPUFF PARKER.Copy !req
371. AW! WHO KNOCKED OVERCopy !req
372. MY HOUSE OF CARDS?Copy !req
373. DRAKE.Copy !req
374. WHY WOULD YOU DOCopy !req
375. SUCH A THING?Copy !req
376. DUDE, I DID NOTHING.Copy !req
377. YOU KNOW I TAKE OUTCopy !req
378. MY AGGRESSIONCopy !req
379. WITH PLAYING CARDS!Copy !req
380. OF COURSE, I DO!Copy !req
381. WHY WOULD I KNOCKCopy !req
382. DOWN THE CARDS?Copy !req
383. I BEEN WORKIN' ON IT ALL DAY!Copy !req
384. IT'S VERY THERAPEUTIC!Copy !req
385. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
386. WHAT, THAT ERIC THING?Copy !req
387. YEAH.Copy !req
388. HE'S LYING TO EVERYBODYCopy !req
389. AND RUINING MY LIFECopy !req
390. JUST TO MAKE HIMSELF POPULAR.Copy !req
391. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
392. WHAT?Copy !req
393. I'M GONNA GO FIND ERICCopy !req
394. AND PUNCH HIMCopy !req
395. RIGHT IN HIS LITTLE, NERD HEAD.Copy !req
396. YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT.Copy !req
397. OH, GIVE ME ONE REASON.Copy !req
398. BECAUSE IT'S NOT GONNACopy !req
399. HELP YOU, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
400. IT'S JUST GONNACopy !req
401. MAKE YOU LOOK WORSE.Copy !req
402. YOU GOTTA HANDLE THESE THINGSCopy !req
403. MATURELY.Copy !req
404. KIND OF LIKE YOU DIDCopy !req
405. WITH MINDY?Copy !req
406. DIFFERENT!Copy !req
407. IT'S NOT DIFFERENT.Copy !req
408. MINDY RUBBIN'Copy !req
409. HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY FACECopy !req
410. IS AN OUTRAGE. OUTRAGE!Copy !req
411. AND ERICCopy !req
412. WRECKING MY LIFE ISN'T?Copy !req
413. I'M NOT SAYINGCopy !req
414. IT'S NOT, BRO, BUT, LOOK,Copy !req
415. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME WITH—Copy !req
416. WHY?Copy !req
417. YUCK.Copy !req
418. WHY?Copy !req
419. YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUTCopy !req
420. BEING A PROFESSIONAL BOXER ONCE.Copy !req
421. I JUST HATE HURTING PEOPLE.Copy !req
422. YOU KNOW, LIKE I HAD TO DOCopy !req
423. TO DRAKE.Copy !req
424. HE JUST PUSHED MECopy !req
425. A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR,Copy !req
426. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS...Copy !req
427. HEY, ERIC.Copy !req
428. UH, MAYBE YOU GIRLSCopy !req
429. SHOULD MOVE ALONG...Copy !req
430. IN CASE THIS GETS UGLY.Copy !req
431. ERIC.Copy !req
432. ERIC, YOUR LIESCopy !req
433. ARE RUINING MY LIFE.Copy !req
434. OH, COME ON,Copy !req
435. WHAT'S THE BIG DEALCopy !req
436. IF A FEW PEOPLE THINKCopy !req
437. THAT I LAID YOU OUT—Copy !req
438. HEY, HEY, TWINKLEPUFF.Copy !req
439. TWINKLEPUFF PARKER.Copy !req
440. WHAT'S UP, TWINKLES?Copy !req
441. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT MECopy !req
442. TO HAVE TO DEAL WITHCopy !req
443. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?Copy !req
444. HEY, ERIC.Copy !req
445. WANNA COME WATCH USCopy !req
446. WHILE WE DO OUR GYMNASTICS?Copy !req
447. SURE.Copy !req
448. REMEMBER, PARKER,Copy !req
449. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELFCopy !req
450. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR OTHER EYECopy !req
451. BLACKENED.Copy !req
452. I JUST THREATENED HIMCopy !req
453. CAJUN-STYLE.Copy !req
454. "IF YOU WANTCopy !req
455. TO STOP ERIC'S LIES,Copy !req
456. MEET ME AT THE DUMPSTERCopy !req
457. BEHIND THE CAFETERIA TONIGHTCopy !req
458. AT MIDNIGHT.Copy !req
459. COME ALONE."Copy !req
460. NO BLIMPS IN THE HALLWAY.Copy !req
461. HELLO.Copy !req
462. AAH!Copy !req
463. CRAIG?Copy !req
464. ARE YOU ALONE?Copy !req
465. YEAH, I'M ALONE.Copy !req
466. GOOD.Copy !req
467. PORK RIND?Copy !req
468. SURE.Copy !req
469. SO YOU'RE THE ONECopy !req
470. THAT SENT THE BLIMP?Copy !req
471. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
472. WHY WOULD YOUCopy !req
473. WANT TO TAKE DOWN ERIC?Copy !req
474. HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
475. WAS MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
476. NOW THAT ERIC'SCopy !req
477. MR. POPULAR PANTSCopy !req
478. AND HAS A HOT GIRLFRIEND,Copy !req
479. HE DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S HATCopy !req
480. ABOUT ME.Copy !req
481. RAT'S HAT?Copy !req
482. HE'S FORGOTTENCopy !req
483. THAT I AM THE ONECopy !req
484. WHO'S BEEN HIS BEST FRIENDCopy !req
485. SINCE WE WERE SEVEN YEARS OLD,Copy !req
486. THAT I AM THE ONECopy !req
487. WHO DRIED HIS TEARSCopy !req
488. WHEN HIS IGUANA GOT DIABETES,Copy !req
489. THAT I—Copy !req
490. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
491. I GET IT. GET IT.Copy !req
492. JUST TELL ME HOW TO STOP HIM.Copy !req
493. OKAY. FIRST, YOU HAVE TOCopy !req
494. PROMISE ME SOMETHING.Copy !req
495. WHAT?Copy !req
496. WELL, I LOVE TO SING.Copy !req
497. AND?Copy !req
498. AND YOU'RECopy !req
499. LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SINGER—Copy !req
500. YOU WANT TO SING A SONGCopy !req
501. WITH ME?Copy !req
502. I'VE WANTED THISCopy !req
503. FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
504. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
505. IF YOU HELP ME PROVECopy !req
506. ERIC'S A LIAR,Copy !req
507. YOU CAN SING A SONG WITH ME.Copy !req
508. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
509. NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.Copy !req
510. ERIC IS A PACIFIST.Copy !req
511. I THOUGHT HE WAS JEWISH.Copy !req
512. A PACIFIST IS JUST SOMEONECopy !req
513. WHO REFUSES TO FIGHT.Copy !req
514. OKAY.Copy !req
515. SO IF YOU INSULT ERICCopy !req
516. IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE,Copy !req
517. HE WON'T FIGHT BACK.Copy !req
518. AND THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOWCopy !req
519. HE WAS LYINGCopy !req
520. ABOUT STANDING UP TO YOU.Copy !req
521. UH-HUH.Copy !req
522. AND THENCopy !req
523. HE WON'T BE POPULAR ANYMORE,Copy !req
524. HE'LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO ME.Copy !req
525. WHICH MEANSCopy !req
526. AND DON'T FORGET OUR SONG.Copy !req
527. I WON'T FORGET THE SONG.Copy !req
528. GOOD.Copy !req
529. I'LL START PRACTICING.Copy !req
530. ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,Copy !req
531. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA,Copy !req
532. AND I JUSTCopy !req
533. PICKED UP THE PHONECopy !req
534. AND IT WAS HIM, THE PRESIDENTCopy !req
535. OF THE UNITED STATES,Copy !req
536. CALLING TO CONGRATULATE ME.Copy !req
537. WOW.Copy !req
538. INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
539. OH, HEY, HEY, CHAD,Copy !req
540. WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONECopy !req
541. ABOUT THE TIME YOU WERECopy !req
542. ON THE "OPRAH WINFREY SHOW"?Copy !req
543. YEAH.Copy !req
544. WELL, I WAS IN SEVENTH GRADE,Copy !req
545. AND I WROTE A NOVEL.Copy !req
546. NOTHING BIG, BUT OPRAH LOVED IT,Copy !req
547. AND SHE WANTED MECopy !req
548. TO BE ON HER SHOW.Copy !req
549. SO I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?Copy !req
550. AND THEN SHE INVITED YOUCopy !req
551. TO DINNER AT HER HOUSE, RIGHT?Copy !req
552. YEP. YEP. OPRAH MADE TACOS.Copy !req
553. SHE LOVES THE MEXICAN FOOD.Copy !req
554. GOOD TIMES.Copy !req
555. ANYWAY, I THINK I'M OUT OF SODA.Copy !req
556. HEY, DO YOU GUYSCopy !req
557. HAVE FREE REFILLSCopy !req
558. ON THE GINGER ALE?Copy !req
559. OH, YOU WANTCopy !req
560. SOME MORE GINGER ALE, DO YA?Copy !req
561. YEAH, CHAD CAN'T GET ENOUGHCopy !req
562. OF HIS PRECIOUS GINGER ALE.Copy !req
563. OH, NO.Copy !req
564. I'LL TELL YA WHAT, CHAD.Copy !req
565. WHY DON'T I CALL UPCopy !req
566. GINGER ALE HEADQUARTERS,Copy !req
567. HAVE 'EMCopy !req
568. BACK UP A TANKER TRUCKCopy !req
569. TO YOUR MOUTH,Copy !req
570. SO CHAD CAN SUCK GINGER ALECopy !req
571. TILL THERE'S NO MORE GINGER ALECopy !req
572. FOR THE RESTCopy !req
573. OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION?Copy !req
574. 'SUP, BLONNOWITZ?Copy !req
575. HEY, DRAKE.Copy !req
576. SORRY I HAD TO TEACH YOUCopy !req
577. A LESSON THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
578. YEAH.Copy !req
579. YOU SURE TAUGHT ME A LESSONCopy !req
580. FOR MAKIN' FUN OF YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
581. UM, YEAH.Copy !req
582. AND NEXT TIME,Copy !req
583. I'LL THINK TWICECopy !req
584. BEFORE I SAY SOMETHIN'Copy !req
585. ABOUT HER NASTY BACK HAIR.Copy !req
586. OOH!Copy !req
587. SHE CAN'T HELP THAT.Copy !req
588. SHE HAS OVERACTIVE FOLLICLES.Copy !req
589. OH, OH, IS THAT WHYCopy !req
590. YOUR PARENTS NAMED HERCopy !req
591. GORILLA BACK?Copy !req
592. OOH!Copy !req
593. SAY SOMETHING.Copy !req
594. HER NAME IS MAUREEN.Copy !req
595. YOU BETTER WATCH IT, PARKER.Copy !req
596. YEAH, BEFORE ERIC GIVES YOUCopy !req
597. ANOTHER BLACK EYE.Copy !req
598. HEY, HEY, HEY,Copy !req
599. IT'S NOT MY FAULTCopy !req
600. HIS MOM EATS DOG FOOD.Copy !req
601. ONE TIME.Copy !req
602. ONE TIME THAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
603. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
604. I MEAN, WHAT ELSECopy !req
605. IS A DOG GONNA EAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
606. OOH!Copy !req
607. YOU CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAYCopy !req
608. WITH THAT.Copy !req
609. YEAH, GO KICK HIS BUTT.Copy !req
610. YEAH, DO IT. DO IT.Copy !req
611. ALL RIGHT, I WILL.Copy !req
612. THAT'S RIGHT, COME ON,Copy !req
613. KICK MY BUTT. HERE.Copy !req
614. GIVE YOU MY GOOD EYE.Copy !req
615. WELL, OKAY THEN.Copy !req
616. HERE I GO.Copy !req
617. I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU.Copy !req
618. ARE YOU?Copy !req
619. NO.Copy !req
620. LISTEN, EVERYONE,Copy !req
621. DRAKE NEVER SAID ANYTHING MEANCopy !req
622. ABOUT MY SISTER.Copy !req
623. I JUST PUNCHED HIM BY ACCIDENT.Copy !req
624. YOU SEE, I WAS JUST SHOWINGCopy !req
625. CRAIG THIS KUNG-FU MOVECopy !req
626. CALLED "THE FIST OF SILENCE."Copy !req
627. AAH!Copy !req
628. HEY, YOU JUSTCopy !req
629. WOO-CHOO PUNCHED A GIRL.Copy !req
630. JERK.Copy !req
631. UH, I WAS—I WAS JUST—Copy !req
632. TRYING TO—Copy !req
633. WHY DON'T YOUCopy !req
634. JUST GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
635. I KNEWCopy !req
636. MY POPULARITY WOULDN'T LAST.Copy !req
637. IT'S OKAY. YOU WERECopy !req
638. NEVER MEANT TO BE POPULAR.Copy !req
639. UH...Copy !req
640. HI.Copy !req
641. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
642. YOU SEEMED A LITTLE UPSETCopy !req
643. WHEN YOU LEFT THE PREMIERE.Copy !req
644. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?Copy !req
645. I MEAN, I KNOW WE'RE BROKEN UP,Copy !req
646. BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOUCopy !req
647. THE RIGHT TO RUBCopy !req
648. YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY FACE.Copy !req
649. HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
650. LOOK, I DON'T CARECopy !req
651. WHAT YOU CALL HIM—Copy !req
652. HE'S MY COUSIN.Copy !req
653. YOUR COUSIN?Copy !req
654. YEAH.Copy !req
655. I'M NOT DATING ANYONE.Copy !req
656. HE JUST MOVED HERECopy !req
657. FROM ST. LOUIS,Copy !req
658. SO I'VE BEEN SHOWING HIM AROUND.Copy !req
659. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?Copy !req
660. I TRIED.Copy !req
661. YOU NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE.Copy !req
662. SO, TONIGHT, YOU WERECopy !req
663. JUST MESSIN' WITH MY HEAD?Copy !req
664. I THINK YOU DESERVED ITCopy !req
665. AFTER THE WAY YOU SCREAMEDCopy !req
666. AT ME.Copy !req
667. I STILL THINK THAT WASCopy !req
668. A REALLY OBNOXIOUS THINGCopy !req
669. FOR YOU TO DO.Copy !req
670. I THINK YOU ACTEDCopy !req
671. WAY MORE OBNOXIOUS.Copy !req
672. WELL, I'M JUST GLADCopy !req
673. WE'RE BROKEN UP.Copy !req
674. NOT AS GLAD AS I AM.Copy !req
675. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
676. REALLY!Copy !req
677. WE'RE STILL BROKEN UP, RIGHT?Copy !req
678. DEFINITELY.Copy !req
679. WAKE UNTO ME,Copy !req
680. STARLIGHT AND DEWDROPSCopy !req
681. ARE WAITING FOR THEE,Copy !req
682. SOUNDS OF THE RUDE WORLDCopy !req
683. HEARD IN THE DAY,Copy !req
684. LULLED BY THE MOONLIGHTCopy !req
685. HAVE ALL PASSED AWAY,Copy !req
686. BEAUTIFUL DREAMER,Copy !req
687. QUEEN OF MY SONG,Copy !req
688. LIST WHILE I WOO THEECopy !req
689. WITH SOFT MELODY,Copy !req
690. GONE ARE THE CARESCopy !req
691. OF LIFE'S BUSY THRONG,Copy !req
692. BEAUTIFUL DREAMER,Copy !req
693. MMM!Copy !req
694. [CAPTIONING PERFORMED BYCopy !req
695. PEOPLESUPPORT/TTCCopy !req