1. HI, HI, HEY!
UH, YOU GOTTA GIMME A MINUTE.
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!
SO I'M AT MY BARBER'S
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2. BIRTHDAY PARTY, RIGHT?
THIS GIRL'S TRYIN'
TO TALK TO ME,
BUT I GOT A MOUTHFUL
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3. OF PICKLE CHIPS.
SO I'M THINKIN', HOW WOULD—
OH, HANG ON FOR A SEC.
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4. WHAT?
DUDE, YOU ATE
THE LAST FRUIT-POPPLE!
SO?
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5. THEY WERE MEGAN'S!
YOU ATE MEGAN'S
LAST FRUIT-POPPLE!
YOU ATE ONE.
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6. YES, AND I WAS VERY CAREFUL
TO LEAVE ONE FOR MEGAN
WHICH YOU ATE!
OH. CAN I GO NOW?
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7. YEAH, YOU CAN GO
BUY ANOTHER BOX OF FRUIT-POPPLES
SO MEGAN WON'T KILL US!
WHAT? HUH? (MAKING STATIC)
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8. DUDE, (STATIC) I'M LOSIN' YOU.
I HEAR YOU FINE!
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
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9. I'M UNDERWATER, YEAH.
DRAKE,
BUY SOME FRUIT-POPPLES!
DRAKE, ANSWER ME!
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10. WHO ATE MY FRUIT-POPPLES?
AAH!
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11. HEY, DO ME A FAVOR
AND TELL ME IF THIS HURTS.
OW! YEAH, IT HURTS.
COOL, THANKS.
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12. PACKAGE FOR JOSH NICHOLS.
THANKS. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
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13. OOH, FROM GRAMMY.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
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14. WHOA, A MODEL ROCKET!
YES!
JOSH!
DRAKE!
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15. (BOTH) GUESS WHAT?
OH, I WANNA GO FIRST.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU FIRST. TALK.
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16. GRAMMY SENT US
A MODEL ROCKET.
WHAT, DOES SHE THINK
WE'RE TEN YEARS OLD?
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17. HUH?
COME ON, NO ONE OUR AGE
PLAYS WITH MODEL ROCKETS.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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18. I KNOW, RIGHT?
CRAZY GRAMMY.
I MEAN, THIS SURE IS NOTHIN'
I'D WANNA BUILD
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19. AND PLAY WITH ALL DAY.
DUDE, LISTEN.
HEY, YOU READY FOR THIS?
I GOT A DATE WITH TWINS.
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20. TWINS?
HOT IDENTICAL TWINS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA MEET ME
AT THE PREMIERE TOMORROW NIGHT,
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21. AND YOU'RE INVITED.
I GET TO GO ON A DOUBLE DATE
WITH YOU AND TWO HOT TWINS?
NO, BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE
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22. YOU COULD BRING US SOME DRINKS
AND SNACKS AND STUFF.
HEY, GREAT. NO THANKS.
DUDE, I'M KIDDING!
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23. YES, I WANT YOU
TO DOUBLE DATE WITH ME.
ARE YOU IN?
YEAH, I'M IN!
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24. AWESOME.
YEAH, TWINS.
OH, TWO.
SIMILAR.
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25. "THE SKY BUSTER 5,000.
"MODEL ROCKET SOARS
UP TO 300 FEET FEET IN THE AIR."
WHEE.
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26. HEH, YEAH, SO DUMB.
"LAUNCHES UPWARDS AT ALMOST
95 MILES PER HOUR."
(MOCKING) OOH, FAST.
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27. WANNA BUILD IT?
SO MUCH!
C'MON!
YAY!
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28. AND THERE.
ALL RIGHT, THE COUNTER BALANCE
IS SET TO ZERO.
OKAY, NEXT IT SAYS,
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29. "INSERT FUEL POD INTO
TAIL BENEATH ROCKET'S—
FU—FU—
SOUND IT OUT.
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30. FUSELOGY?
FUSELAGE!
LIKE I WORK FOR NASA!
WELL, JUST GIMME ME
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31. THE FUEL POD THINGY.
NO, I WANNA DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOT TO PUT ON THE NOSE CON.
CONE!
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32. OH, WHATEVER!
DUDE, ARE YOU SURE—
LET ME DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
IF I CAN HELP, THEN—
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33. OKAY.
YOU GUYS ARE IN THE 11th GRADE,
AND YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH A MODEL ROCKET?
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34. NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE WERE JUST BUILDING IT
SO WE CAN
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35. DROP IT OFF AT—
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
WHAT CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL?
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36. SAINT—
ILLNESS.
SAINT ILLNESS?
OKAY! WE'RE PLAYING WITH
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37. A MODEL ROCKET.
YEAH, UM,
COULD YOU COULD HELP US
INSTALL THE FUEL POD, PLEASE?
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38. GIMME IT.
MOVE.
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39. CAN YOU GET IT?
NO.
IT WON'T GO IN 'CAUSE YOU PUT
THE RESTRICTER PLATE ON FIRST.
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40. YOU SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO PUT THE RESTRICTER PLATE
ON FIRST.
WE WERE.
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41. NO, YOU PUT
THE RESTRICTER PLATE ON
AFTER THE FUEL POD GOES IN.
THAT'S A LIE!
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42. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
DROP THE FUEL POD IN
FROM THE TOP
IF I TAKE OFF THE NOSE CON.
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43. CONE!
WHATEVER!
JUST GIMME THE FUEL POD!
HERE, I'LL DO IT.
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44. IT JUST GOT JAMMED
AT THE FUEL POD RIGHT THERE.
THERE, OKAY? IT'S ALMOST IN.
WE JUST NEED
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45. TO TAP IT WITH A HAMMER.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GRAB A HAMMER.
WHERE'S THE HAMMER?
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46. OUT THE WINDOW.
CA—CAN YOU SEE IT?
NO!
OH, YEAH—YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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47. IT LANDED
IN THE CARMICHAEL'S TREE HOUSE!
OKAY, PERFECT.
LET'S JUST GO NEXT DOOR
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48. AND GET IT BACK.
(EXPLOSION)
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49. TREE HOUSE ON FIRE?
YEAH.
UH-HUH. OH!
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50. WELL, THE FIRE'S OUT.
GREG, I'M SO SORRY
OUR KIDS BURNED DOWN
YOUR SON'S TREE HOUSE.
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51. YEAH, WE FEEL AWFUL.
YEAH, IF ONLY JOSH
WOULDN'T HAVE PUT THAT
RESTRICTER PLATE ON FIRST, HUH?
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52. UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT
HOW ROBBIE WILL REACT, YOU KNOW?
SEE, HE CAN BE A BIT—
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53. DADDY?
OH, NO. I DIDN'T WANT HIM
TO SEE THIS BEFORE I COULD—
DADDY?
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54. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TREE HOUSE?
WELL, SON, (CHUCKLES)
DRAKE AND JOSH SHOT IT
WITH A ROCKET
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55. AND BURNED IT DOWN.
YOU—YOU SEE, ROBBIE, BUT—
(SCREAMING)
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56. WELL, THAT WAS PLEASANT.
WHY, WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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57. THAT TREE HOUSE
WAS THE ONLY PLACE
I COULD CRY IN PRIVATE!
OOH, IT'S OKAY, ROBBIE.
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58. I PROMISE YOU,
DRAKE AND JOSH
ARE GONNA BUILD YOU
A BRAND NEW TREE HOUSE.
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59. WHAT?
SAY WHAT NOW?
YOU HEARD HER.
WELL, WE ARE DRIVING UP
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60. TO OUR COTTAGE IN FRESNO
FOR THE WEEKEND.
COULD YOU BOYS
RE-BUILD IT TOMORROW?
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61. TOMORROW?
NO, NO, NO, THAT WON'T WORK—
OF COURSE, THEY CAN.
BUT WE HAVE DATES TOMORROW.
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62. WITH HOT TWINS.
TOUGH SQUASH.
SQUASH?
I DUNNO.
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63. HE SAYS THINGS, AND I—
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU CAN GO ON YOUR DATES
AFTER THE THREE OF YOU FINISH
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64. REBUILDING ROBBIE'S TREE HOUSE.
WHOA, WHOA,
BY "THE THREE OF US,"
I HOPE YOU MEAN DRAKE, JOSH,
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65. AND JOSH'S IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HEY!
MOM—
DRAKE AND JOSH SAID
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66. YOU WERE HELPING THEM
WITH THE ROCKET
WHEN IT FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW.
SHE WAS.
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67. SO YOU HAVE TO HELP
REBUILD THE TREE HOUSE TOMORROW.
BUT I'LL MISS
JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!
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68. TELL 'EM IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
OOH, SORRY.
TOO BAD, LITTLE GIRL.
NOW, BOYS, MEGAN,
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69. WHY DON'T YOU TELL
ROBBIE YOU'RE SORRY.
(ALL) WE'RE SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
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70. 'ATTA BOY.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
I BET YOU CAN CHEER YOURSELF UP
BY PLAYIN' WITH YOUR COOL
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71. RED TRUCK HERE.
HERE YOU GO, DUDE.
I'LL TRY.
(BEEPING)
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72. (SCREAMING)
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73. (SLURPING)
YOU KNOW,
YOU TWO COULD HELP ME.
I'VE BEEN HELPING
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74. SINCE 7:00 A.M.
NOW I'M RELAXING.
HEY, POUR ME SOME MORE
LEMONADE, WOULD YA?
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75. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
FOR MAKING ME
MISS JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!
YEAH, WELL,
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76. LOOKS LIKE JOSH AND I
GOT YOU THIS TIME, DOESN'T IT?
DON'T TOUCH THE POWER SAW.
MEGAN, JUST GO GET ME
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77. SOME MORE SCREWS
FROM THE GARAGE.
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK.
MAYBE I BETTER
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78. GO CHECK IN TO "SAINT ILLNESS."
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, DRAKE,
COME ON UP HERE.
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79. I THINK WE'RE READY
TO PUT UP THE FOURTH WALL.
OH, I HATE EXERTING ENERGY.
HEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?
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80. UH, 5:15.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S HURRY
AND GET THIS THING FINISHED.
ALL RIGHT?
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81. I AM NOT GONNA MISS A DATE
WITH TWO HOT TWINS.
WE'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
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82. HERE, GRAB MY ARM.
AH, I GOTCHA.
ALL RIGHT, HOW DO WE PUT
THE FOURTH WALL UP?
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83. WELL, EASY.
EASY, I GOT IT ALL RIGGED.
SEE, WE JUST PULL ON THIS ROPE
AND THEN IT SWINGS
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84. UP INTO PLACE,
AND THEN WE SCREW IT IN.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
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85. LET'S DO IT.
AND PULL!
PULL, DUDE, PULL, PULL, PULL!
ALL RIGHT,
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86. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
WE GOT IT!
WE GOT IT!
UNH. OKAY, OKAY,
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87. NOW YOU HOLD THE ROPE
AND I'LL SCREW THE WALL
INTO PLACE.
OKAY.
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88. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
LET ME GET THE OTHER SIDE.
YEAH.
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89. THERE.
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90. SOLID.
WELL,
FIVE INCH TITANIUM SCREWS.
EXCELLENT.
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91. SO ARE WE DONE?
YEAH, YEAH.
I JUST GOTTA GO DOWN AND GET
THE DOOR HANDLE SO WE CAN—
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92. DRAKE?
WHAT?
WHERE'S THE DOOR HOLE?
IT GOES RIGHT THERE.
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93. SEE, I DREW IT
WITH A MAGIC MARKER.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO CUT IT OUT WITH
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94. THE POWER SAW.
DUDE, I'M GONNA.
OH, REALLY?
YES.
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95. SO GO GET THE POWER SAW.
OKAY, I WILL.
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96. I SEE THE PROBLEM.
OH, DO YA?
LOOK,
HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?
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97. WELL—
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN!
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98. OH, MEGAN, MEGAN, MEGAN!
CALM DOWN—
I'M BRINGING YOUR SCREWS.
NO—I NEED YOU
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99. TO BRING ME UP THE SAW.
WHY?
'CAUSE DRAKE FORGOT
TO CUT THE DOOR OUT.
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100. SO WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE.
OH MY GOD,
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED.
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101. MEGAN, JUST HAND US
UP THE SAW RIGHT NOW!
(LAUGHING) NO,
I DON'T THINK I WILL.
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102. > C'MON! WE GOTTA MEET
OUR DATES IN TWO HOURS!
THEY'RE HOT TWINS!
TOO BAD.
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103. I MISSED JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
NOW YOU TWO
CAN MISS YOUR DATES.
NO TWINS FOR YOU.
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104. MEGAN,
YOU BRING THAT SAW UP RIGHT NOW!
NAH.
I'M GONNA GO GET A SNOW CONE.
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105. MEGAN!
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
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106. MEGAN!
MEGAN! HEY!
MEGAN!
AT LEAST BRING ME A SNOW CON!
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107. CONE!
OH, WHATEVER.
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
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108. MEGAN!
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109. OKAY, NO, OW, HEY,
WOULD YOU WATCH THE HAND?
OKAY, NO, PUSH.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
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110. OH, MAN,
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.
PUSH!
ALL RIGHT, NOW, GO!
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111. YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THIS. (GRUNTS)
FORGET IT.
I CAN'T FIT THROUGH THERE.
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112. OH, MEGAN!
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
MEGAN!
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113. HEY, BOOB.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
I TOLD YOU
I WAS GOING TO GET A SNOW CONE.
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114. OKAY, WELL,
NOW THAT YOU HAVE ONE,
CAN YOU PLEASE HAND UP
THE POWER SAW
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115. SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE?
LET ME THINK.
NO.
LISTEN TO ME —
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116. IF YOU MAKE US
MISS OUR DATES WITH
THOSE TWO HOT IDENTICAL TWINS
I SWEAR I'LL—
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117. HEY, HEY, HEY!
WHAT?
WE DON'T NEED THAT POWER SAW!
HOW ARE WE GONNA
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118. GET OUTTA HERE?
WELL—
POWER SCREWDRIVER.
WE JUST NEED TO UNSCREW
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119. ONE OF THESE WALLS,
AND BOOM, WE ARE OUT.
DO IT, BROTHAH.
OKAY.
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120. I JUST SET THIS BABY
TO REVERSE, AND—
(CLICKING)
WHY'D IT STOP?
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121. I DON'T KNOW.
THE SCREWDRIVER—
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122. MEGAN!
YES, CAN I HELP YOU?
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123. YOU ARE NOT GONNA
FIND A WAY OUTTA HERE.
YES, I AM.
THE WALLS ARE MADE
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124. OF SOLID WOOD, OKAY,
AND THEY'RE SCREWED ON
WITH TITANIUM SCREWS.
MAN, DO YOU REALIZE
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125. WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
THERE ARE TWO
VERY HOT TWIN GIRLS
WHO JUST FINISHED
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126. PUTTING ON EYE GLITTER,
AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE PREMIERE TO MEET US.
I WANTED TO KISS A TWIN.
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127. WE ALL WANNA KISS TWINS.
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128. MAN, YOU HUNGRY?
YEAH, I'M STARVED.
I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE NOON.
ME, EITHER.
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129. I WISH WE HAD
SOMETHIN' TO EAT.
YEAH.
(CHATTERING)
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130. YOU WILL NOT
EAT THAT SQUIRREL.
I DON'T WANNA EAT HIM.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN?
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131. I'M GONNA WRITE A NOTE
AND TIE IT TO HIS TAIL,
YOU KNOW?
MAYBE SOMEBODY'LL FIND IT
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132. AND COME GET US OUTTA HERE.
YES, 'CAUSE
WHEN I SEE A SQUIRREL,
THE FIRST THING I DO
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133. IS CHECK HIS TAIL FOR MESSAGES.
LOOK, IT CAN'T HURT,
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, BUT LET ME ATTACH
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134. THE NOTE TO HIM, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T TRUST YOU
WITH WILDLIFE
AFTER WHAT YOU DID
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135. TO THAT DOLPHIN.
I JUST WANTED A RIDE.
JUST GIVE ME THE NOTE.
FINE, HERE.
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136. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TIE IT ON WITH?
I HAVE
MY EMERGENCY DENTAL FLOSS.
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137. OF COURSE YOU DO.
NOW—
I'LL JUST CAREFULLY ATTACH
THE NOTE TO HIS TAIL.
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138. PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA.
THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT A BIT.
I'M JUST GONNA WRAP THIS AROUND
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139. YOUR LITTLE TAILY WAILY.
AAH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
BAD SQUIRREL!
BAD SQUIRREL!
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140. GET HIM OFF!
GET HIM OFF!
GET HIM OFF, DUDE,
GET HIM OFF!
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141. BAD SQUIRREL! OH!
(GRUNTING)
OH! OH! OH!
(WHIMPERS)
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142. OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE HURTIN',
BUT THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.
UNH!
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143. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OUR TWIN DATES ARE DOIN'?
SITTING AT THE PREMIERE,
WONDERING WHERE WE ARE.
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144. THAT MEGAN.
THIS TIME SHE'S GONE TOO FAR,
AND I TELL YOU WHAT,
WE ARE GONNA GET HER BACK.
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145. NO, WE'RE NOT.
I KNOW.
MAN, CAN YOU HEAR
MY STOMACH RUMBLING?
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146. YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
THIS HUNGRY.
I WISH I HAD
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147. AN INSIDE OUT BURGER
RIGHT NOW.
WOULD YOU STOP TALKING
ABOUT BURGERS, ALL RIGHT?
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148. I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I CAN ALMOST SMELL 'EM.
I KNOW.
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149. (SNIFFING)
WAIT A SEC.
I-I DO SMELL BURGERS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
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150. MEGAN!
OH, HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
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151. SHE'S GRILLING BURGERS!
WHAT?
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TORTURE US
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152. WITH THE SMELL OF FOOD
WHILE WE'RE STARVIN'
UP HERE?
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
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153. OKAY, THIS IS A NEW LOW,
EVEN FOR YOU.
REALLY?
'CAUSE I THINK
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154. IT'S A NEW HIGH FOR ME.
OOH, THIS ONE'S
READY FOR CHEESE.
HEY! HEY,
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155. YOU FORGOT ONE THING, MEGAN.
NO.
I GOT BUNS RIGHT HERE.
I MEANT
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156. WE'RE GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN HUGE TROUBLE.
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
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157. HAVE TO WAIT 'CAUSE MOM AND DAD
WENT OUT TO HAVE DINNER
AND SEE A MOVIE
WITH THE SCHNEIDERS.
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158. STUPID SCHNEIDERS.
YEP. IF YOU WANT FOOD,
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEG.
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159. NO, OKAY,
WE WILL NOT BEG FOR FOOD.
JUST GIVE ME A HAMBURGER!
OKAY.
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160. AAH.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE HIT ME IN THE FACE
WITH A MEAT PATTY.
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161. OH, IT'S RAW.
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162. MM. THIS IS GROSS.
YEAH, NASTY.
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163. (DOORBELL RINGS)
COMING.
WHO IS IT?
IT'S CRAIG AND ERIC.
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164. WHAT?
HEY, WE HEARD
JOSH GOT THE SKYBUSTER 5,000
MODEL ROCKET.
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165. WE GOTTA SEE IT.
AND WE WANNA SHOW HIM OURS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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166. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AW, CAN WE COME IN?
NO.
HELLO?
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167. HEY, ARE DRAKE
AND JOSH THERE?
NOPE, SORRY.
WELL, THEY WERE SUPPOSED
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168. TO MEET MY SISTER AND I HERE
45 MINUTES AGO.
WELL, I'M SURE
IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU AT ALL,
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169. THEY'D BE THERE.
(BOTH) HUH?
UM, ACTUALLY,
DRAKE AND JOSH MOVED
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170. TO CANADA.
(BOTH) CANADA?
BUT THEY FELT BAD
ABOUT MISSING YOUR DATE.
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171. SO THEY'RE SENDING
ANOTHER COUPLE OF GUYS
OVER TO MEET YOU.
(BOTH) OKAY.
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172. ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU TWO WANNA SPEND
YOUR SATURDAY NIGHTS
PLAYING WITH MODEL ROCKETS,
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173. OR WOULD YOU RATHER
BE ON A DATE
WITH TWO HOT GIRLS?
HOT GIRLS?
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174. TWINS.
TWINS?
(BOTH LAUGH)
YEAH.
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175. HAVE FUN.
WAIT, WAIT!
WHAT?
WHERE DO WE GO?
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176. THE PREMIERE!
WHOA!
WAIT!
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177. TIME?
ALMOST 9:30.
OH, MAN, I'M SO BORED!
HEY, HEY, WE CAN PLAY A GAME
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178. I LEARNED AT IMPROV COMEDY CAMP.
OH, GOD.
C'MON. ALL RIGHT,
I SAY A WORD
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179. THAT STARTS WITH "A,"
AND THEN YOU SAY A WORD
THAT STARTS WITH "B,"
AND IT JUST KEEPS ITSELF GOIN'.
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180. IT'S FUN.
(SIGHS) OKAY, START.
OKAY, UM—
ACORN—
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181. BATHTUB—
CABLE—
DOODLE—
ELBOW—
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182. FREEZER—
GOOSE—
OKAY,
THIS IS THE WORSE GAME EVER.
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183. IT IS, ISN'T IT?
MAN,
I WONDER WHAT THE TWINS
ARE DOIN' RIGHT NOW.
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184. (ALL LAUGHING)
SO THEN OUR FRIEND EDGAR
COMES IN AND SAYS,
"HEY, I THOUGHT THIS
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185. "WAS A CAFETERIA,
NOT A ROCKETERIA."
TRUE STORY.
I'M A WITNESS.
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186. WOW, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUN!
TOTALLY.
YOU MIND GETTING US
A COUPLE MORE SODAS?
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187. OH, SURE, GLAD TO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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188. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
RUN.
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189. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
WE'RE GONNA GET
OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW.
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190. HOW?
OKAY.
YOU AND ME, TOGETHER,
WE'RE GONNA THROW OURSELVES
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191. AGAINST THAT WALL, ALL RIGHT?
WITH OUR COMBINED WEIGHT,
RUNNING FULL SPEED,
I THINK IT'LL BE ENOUGH
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192. TO BREAK IT.
LET'S GO FOR IT.
ALL RIGHT.
GET BACK AS FAR BACK AS YOU CAN.
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193. OKAY, CALL IT.
ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
YEAH, THAT'S MY SHOULDER.
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194. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
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195. ALL RIGHT.
ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
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196. ONE MORE TIME!
ABSOLUTELY!
OH! OKAY,
ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
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197. (BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH) AAH!
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198. AWFUL—
BAD—
CATASTROPHE—
DISTURBING—
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199. EMERGENCY—
FIASCO—
GRIEF-STRICKEN—
HOPELESS—
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200. INCONVENIENCED—
JACKED—
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201. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
PEOPLESUPPORT/TTC
BURBANK, CA
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202. (BELL DINGS)
MMM.
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