Drake & Josh 4x1

Directed by Roger S. Christiansen

Summer Bishil as Tabitha • Shonnese C.L. Coleman as Head Nurse • George Doty IV as Biohazard Doctor • Denise Gossett as Woman • Keisuke Hoashi as Hospital Administrator

Josh is jazzed at the prospect of meeting his TV idol when Drake gets tickets to “Oprah” for his birthday, but delight turns to dismay in the studio parking lot.

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1. DRAKE SAYS I HAVE

2. "BAD LUCK."

3. I SAY JOSH HAS BAD LUCK.

4. YOU KNOW WHY?

5. I DO NOT HAVE BAD LUCK.

6. 'CAUSE HE HAS BAD LUCK.

7. ANY TIME SOMETHING TERRIBLE

8. HAPPENS TO ME?

9. IT'S 'CAUSE OF DRAKE.

10. BUT JOSH BLAMES ALLLLL HIS

11. PROBLEMS ON ME.

12. LIKE...

13. WHY DID I GET FOOD POISONING?

14. DRAKE FORGOT TO REFRIGERATE THE

15. CLAMS.

16. AND HE GIVES ME NO CREDIT

17. FOR THE NICE STUFF I DO FOR HIM.

18. WHY DO I HAVE FOOT BURNS?

19. DRAKE ACCIDENTALLY SET MY SOCKS

20. ON FIRE.

21. LIKE HIS DESK LAMP.

22. IT WAS FLICKERING, RIGHT?

23. SO I FIXED THE SWITCH.

24. WELL, I BETTER GET STARTED ON

25. MY HOMEWORK.

26. BLBLBLBLBLBL!

27. I JUST THINK JOSH NEEDS TO

28. APPRECIATE ME A LITTLE MORE, YA

29. KNOW?

30. 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK ME, HIS LIFE

31. IS WAY MORE FUN WHEN I'M

32. AROUND.

33. I MEAN, I'M NOT ASKING FOR LIKE

34. A PAT ON THE BACK EVERY DAY,

35. BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK HE

36. COULD GIVE ME A LITTLE

37. MORE CREDIT NOW AND THEN. YOU

38. KNOW? I MEAN, COME ON.

39. I LIKE JUICE.

40. GOOD BIRTHDAY, FOR IT'S YOUR

41. HAPPY GOOD BIRTHDAY, FOR IT'S

42. YOUR HAPPY GOOD

43. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

44. AW, YOU

45. GUYS REMEMBERED. WOW, IT'S

46. EARLY.

47. YEAH, WELL, WE WERE HEADING

48. DOWN TO THE BOTANICAL GARDEN

49. CENTER. ON SATURDAYS THEY LET

50. YOU IN FOR HALF PRICE IF YOU GET

51. THERE BEFORE 9:00.

52. PETUNIAS, HERE WE COME!

53. OH, HEY!

54. DID YOU GET TICKETS TO SEE

55. OPRAH?

56. NO.

57. THEY SOLD OUT IN LIKE LESS THAN

58. AN HOUR.

59. AW.

60. WELL, MAYBE SHE'LL COME BACK TO

61. SAN DIEGO AGAIN SOME TIME.

62. I DOUBT THAT.

63. NO ONE NEEDS YOUR NEGATIVITY.

64. YOU SANG FLAT.

65. YOU WANNA POP IN THE CHOPS?

66. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

67. COME ON! NO FIGHTING ON

68. JOSHIE'S BIRTHDAY.

69. HE'S RIGHT.

70. COME ON, LET'S GO SEE THOSE

71. PETUNIAS.

72. OK!

73. OH, HEY, DRAKE.

74. HEY, DRAKE.

75. WHO LET YOU GUYS

76. IN OUR HOUSE?

77. MEGAN OPENED THE DOOR

78. AND TOLD US THAT WE COULD—

79. SO, UH... HOW WAS YOUR SHOWER?

80. FINE.

81. WET.

82. UM, SO... HOW COME YOU'RE UP

83. AND DRESSED SO EARLY?

84. BECAUSE TODAY IS A VERY

85. SPECIAL DAY.

86. I KNOW.

87. SEE? CHECK IT OUT.

88. GUITAR WORLD FREE GIVE-AWAY?

89. YEAH. YOU SEE, THE FIRST

90. 50 PEOPLE WHO BUY

91. SOMETHIN' FROM THERE GET A

92. FREE SET OF BONGO DRUMS.

93. OH.

94. YEAH. THEN AFTER THAT,

95. I'M GONNA PICK UP TABITHA AND

96. TAKE HER TO LUNCH.

97. YOU KNOW, THINGS

98. ARE GETTIN' PRETTY SERIOUS

99. BETWEEN ME AND HER.

100. YOU'VE BEEN DATING

101. HER SINCE TUESDAY.

102. I KNOW.

103. SEE YA!

104. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DRAKE.

105. WHAT?

106. ISN'T THERE SOMETHING

107. YOU WANNA SAY TO ME?

108. UH... YEAH.

109. YOU HAVE A LITTLE DRIED DROOL ON

110. YOUR CHIN THERE.

111. HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY.

112. OHH, THAT IS DRIED DROOL.

113. THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT

114. I FOUND A WAY,

115. I FOUND A WAY,

116. IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,

117. IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

118. TO REALIGN,

119. BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE

120. I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,

121. OVER YOUR SHOULDER,

122. YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU

123. I'LL ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP

124. WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,

125. SO JUST TURN AROUND,

126. HEY, MEGS.

127. HEY.

128. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

129. YOU REMEMBERED?

130. 'COURSE. WHY WOULDN'T I?

131. DRAKE FORGOT.

132. AND YOU'RE SURPRISED?

133. HIS BRAIN'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE.

134. STUFF KEEPS GETTING SUCKED

135. IN AND NOTHING EVER COMES OUT.

136. YEAH, I GUESS.

137. HERE...

138. I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT'LL CHEER

139. YOU UP.

140. WHAT?

141. TA-DA.

142. YOU MADE ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE?

143. UH-HUH.

144. MOM GAVE ME THE RECIPE.

145. I THINK IT TURNED OUT PRETTY

146. GOOD.

147. THERE.

148. WOW.

149. THIS IS REALLY...

150. IT'S FULL OF POISON, ISN'T IT?

151. NO!

152. WHAT THEN? HUH? HUH? HUH?

153. HOT SAUCE?

154. SOME KIND OF EXTREME LAXATIVE?

155. OH, COME ON.

156. I WOULDN'T LET YOU EAT A CAKE

157. THAT'D MAKE YOU SICK ON YOUR

158. BIRTHDAY.

159. I'M SORRY.

160. IT'S OK.

161. MAKE A WISH.

162. ALL RIGHT!

163. I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULDN'T

164. EXPLODE.

165. I DON'T BLAME YOU SO MUCH

166. FOR DOING IT AS I BLAME MYSELF

167. FOR NOT ANTICIPATING IT.

168. I GOTTA CHECK ON TOBY.

169. WHO'S TOBY?

170. HE'S A VIRTUAL PET.

171. I'M WATCHING HIM FOR MY FRIEND

172. JANIE WHILE SHE'S AT BASSOON

173. CAMP.

174. WHY DIDN'T SHE TAKE TOBY

175. WITH HER?

176. 'CAUSE HE'S A LOTTA WORK.

177. YOU HAVE TO FEED HIM, WALK HIM,

178. GROOM HIM, AND PLAY WITH HIM OR

179. ELSE HE'LL DIE.

180. COOL.

181. CAN I SEE IT?

182. NO, HE DOESN'T LIKE MEN...

183. OR WHATEVER YOU ARE.

184. WHAT IS THAT?

185. DRAKE.

186. HE'S UPSTAIRS PLAYING WITH HIS

187. NEW BONGOS.

188. HIM AND THOSE STUPID HIPPIE

189. DRUMS. I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.

190. AW, TOBY, NOT ON THE VIRTUAL

191. COUCH.

192. OK, NAME IT.

193. UH...

194. ZERO GRAVITY...

195. OVER MY THUMB?

196. OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

197. SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE.

198. HEY, HEY, HEY!

199. DUDE, I GOTTA CLEAN UP MY

200. ROOM OR MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME.

201. OH, OK.

202. BUT DON'T FORGET—YOU

203. GOTTA GET TO THE PREMIERE EARLY

204. TONIGHT FOR THE PARTY.

205. WHY EARLY?

206. BECAUSE IT'S A SURPRISE.

207. WE GOTTA GET EVERYTHING

208. SET UP.

209. OK.

210. OK. LATER.

211. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

212. NOTHING.

213. WHAT'S UP WITH THE, UH...

214. MEGAN.

215. AHH.

216. HEY, ARE YOU DOIN' ANYTHING

217. TONIGHT?

218. UH...

219. NO.

220. NO PLANS.

221. GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW UP

222. TO THE PREMIERE TONIGHT AROUND

223. 8:00?

224. UH, SURE.

225. COOL. SEE YA THERE.

226. HE REMEMBERED...

227. MY BIRTHDAY...

228. DRAKE'S GONNA THROW ME

229. A BIG BIRTHDAY...

230. I CAN'T WAIT TO GO!

231. HEY!

232. HI. JOSH.

233. HA HA! HEY, HOW ARE YOU,

234. BUDDY? HEY, JESS, THANKS FOR

235. COMING. AL, MEANS A LOT.

236. STEVIE! GOT YOUR HAIR CUT.

237. LIKED IT BETTER THE OLD WAY,

238. BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.

239. DRAKE, MAN.

240. I MEAN, THIS PARTY...

241. IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.

242. THANKS.

243. YEAH. I MEAN, I ALMOST

244. THOUGHT YOU FORG—

245. SHE'S COMING IN!

246. OOH, HIDE, HIDE!

247. EVERYBODY, HIDE!

248. WHY IS EVERYBODY HIDING?

249. I'M ALREADY HERE.

250. GET DOWN!

251. NOW!

252. SURPRISE!

253. OH, MY GOD!

254. HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW IT WAS

255. MY BIRTHDAY?

256. DRAKE, YOU'RE THE BEST!

257. AW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.

258. HEY, WHAT?

259. YOU THREW THIS WHOLE

260. SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR

261. TABITHA?

262. A GIRL YOU MET FIVE DAYS AGO?

263. WELL, YEAH, WHY?

264. NOTHIN'. FORGET IT.

265. WHERE YA GOIN'?

266. HOME.

267. WHO'S THAT GUY?

268. IT WAS MY BROTHER, JOSH.

269. WELL, HE'S LUCKY THEN 'CAUSE

270. HE HAS THE SWEETEST, MOST

271. THOUGHTFUL BROTHER IN THE

272. WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.

273. AHEM! AHEM!

274. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THE HOSE ON

275. YOU CHILDREN.

276. OOH, SORRY.

277. HEY, YOU KNOW WHERE JOSH

278. WENT? I WANNA GIVE HIM THIS

279. BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

280. OH, NO, NO, IT'S TABITHA'S

281. BIRTHDAY TODAY.

282. HEY.

283. OH.

284. WELL, ACCORDING TO MY CLIPBOARD

285. HERE, TODAY'S JOSH'S BIRTHDAY,

286. TOO.

287. WHAT?

288. YEAH, THE CLIPBOARD DOES NOT

289. LIE.

290. OH, MY GOD.

291. GO FIX SOMETHIN', OK?

292. SURE.

293. I BOUGHT HIM ONE OF THOSE

294. A NOSE-HAIR TRIMMER?

295. YEAH. JOSH NEEDS ONE,

296. NOT ME THOUGH.

297. MY NOSTRILS ARE NATURALLY

298. HAIRLESS BECAUSE I HAVE A

299. CONDITION CALLED NOSTROPECIA.

300. YEAH, YOU WILL NOT FIND ONE

301. HAIR IN THIS NOSE,

302. ON ACCOUNT OF THE NOSTROPECIA.

303. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME PUNCH.

304. ALL RIGHT THEN.

305. STUPID DRAKE.

306. FORGETS MY BIRTHDAY.

307. STUPID TABITHA.

308. STUPID SOY MILK.

309. WILL YOU SHUT THAT DUMB

310. VIRTUAL PET UP, PLEASE?

311. LIKE I'M NOT TRYING?

312. THIS THING WON'T LET ME SLEEP.

313. THEN YANK OUT THE BATTERIES

314. AND JUST TURN IT OFF.

315. I CAN'T.

316. IF I LET TOBY DIE, JANIE'LL

317. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

318. WELL, MAYBE YOU'D BE BETTER

319. OFF!

320. HUH?

321. WHO NEEDS PEOPLE IN THEIR

322. LIFE? YOU KNOW, THEY JUST HURT.

323. OK? THEY BORROW YOUR MONEY

324. WITHOUT ASKING, THEY SPILL

325. ICED COFFEE ALL OVER

326. YOUR FRESH UNDERPANTS AND I'M

327. LIKE, DUDE—

328. OK, WHO PUKED YOU OFF?

329. DRAKE, THAT'S WHO!

330. OK, HE FORGETS MY BIRTHDAY, BUT

331. THEN HE THROWS A HUGE SURPRISE

332. BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HIS FLUFFY

333. NEW GIRLFRIEND THAT HE'S

334. KNOWN FOR FIVE DAYS!

335. LOOK, I KNOW HOW BAD YOU

336. MUST FEEL RIGHT NOW, BUT

337. TOMORROW MORNING, I GUARANTEE

338. YOU'LL FEEL MUCH WORSE.

339. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL

340. ANY BETTER.

341. I KNOW. 'NIGHT.

342. QUIET, TOBY!

343. MAN!

344. JOSH!

345. I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.

346. LOOK, I'M SORRY I FORGOT

347. YOUR BIRTHDAY.

348. WELL, SORRY DOESN'T

349. SWEETEN MY TEA!

350. ONE MORE TIME?

351. JUST DON'T TALK TO ME!

352. IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME SHOW

353. YOU SOMETHING, I'M SURE IT'LL

354. CHEER YOU UP.

355. I'VE SEEN THE BIRTHMARK ON

356. YOUR BACK, DRAKE. IT DOES NOT

357. LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE RAKING

358. LEAVES!

359. NO, NOT THAT.

360. THESE.

361. YEAH? WHAT IS THIS, HUH?

362. WHAT ARE YOU—OHHHH!

363. OHHHH! OHHHHH! OHHHHH! OHHHHH!

364. YOU GOT ME TICKETS TO OPRAH!

365. HUG ME, BROTHAH.

366. HOW'D YOU DO THIS?

367. I MEAN, OPRAH'S ONLY GOING TO

368. BE IN SAN DIEGO FOR ONE DAY!

369. THESE ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET!

370. WELL, YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO

371. PLAYS BASS IN MY BAND?

372. JULIO?

373. YEAH. WELL, JULIO'S DAD

374. IS THE SOUND MIXER

375. DOWN AT RADCLIFF STUDIOS WHERE

376. OPRAH'S GOING TO BE DOIN'

377. THE SHOW.

378. GET OUT!

379. YEAH, SO I WENT DOWN TO

380. JULIO'S HOUSE, TALKED TO HIS

381. DAD, GOT THE TICKETS—OHH!

382. AND, UH... BACKSTAGE PASSES!

383. AAH!

384. YA LOVE ME AGAIN?

385. LOVE YOU?

386. OK, THIS IS SO GOING ON THE

387. INTERNET.

388. YOU THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY

389. GET TO SPEAK TO OPRAH?

390. MAYBE.

391. I CAN'T STAND IT!

392. ALL RIGHT. WELL, CHILL OUT,

393. DUDE, OK? YOU KNOW, CELEBRITIES

394. DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET

395. ALL SPAZZY. HEY, PARK THERE.

396. NO. I WANNA FIND A SPOT

397. CLOSER TO THE DOOR.

398. WHY?

399. 'CAUSE IF WE PARK FAR AWAY,

400. THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TO WALK TOO

401. FAR AND I COULD GET SWEATY, AND

402. I WILL NOT MEET OPRAH WITH PIT

403. STAINS.

404. JUST PARK THE CAR ALREADY.

405. WOULD YOU LET GO OF MY WHEEL?

406. JUST PARK—

407. COME ON!

408. HEY, WATCH IT! WATCH IT!

409. AAH!

410. OHH! OHH!

411. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

412. OPRAH! SOMEBODY CALL FOR HELP!

413. I RAN OVER OPRAH!

414. THIS IS MY WORST BIRTHDAY

415. EVER.

416. 'CAUSE YOU RAN OVER OPRAH?

417. NO, BECAUSE IT'S A

418. LITTLE HUMID. YES, BECAUSE I RAN

419. OVER OPRAH!

420. UH... EXCUSE ME, SIR?

421. I WAS JUST WONDERING, IS OPRAH

422. GONNA BE... YOU KNOW, OK?

423. I'M AFRAID NOT, SON.

424. OH, NO.

425. AH, I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YA.

426. SHE'LL BE FINE.

427. HERE'S MY NUMBER.

428. OH, THANKS. AND YOU'LL

429. DEFINITELY BE THE FIRST PERSON

430. I CALL IF I EVER GET IN AN

431. ACCIDENT.

432. YOU'RE PICKING UP ON GIRLS

433. WHEN I JUST T-BONED MY FAVORITE

434. TALK SHOW HOST?

435. HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT TO

436. MEET HER.

437. NO, NO, NO. THE GRILL OF MY

438. CAR GOT TO MEET HER, OK?

439. OHHH, I'M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH

440. TROUBLE.

441. NO, NO, CHILL OUT, OK?

442. HER ASSISTANT SAID SHE'S NOT

443. GONNA PRESS CHARGES, SO,

444. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

445. NO, NO, OK? NO. EVERYTHING

446. IS NOT FINE. OK? I CAN NEVER

447. WATCH OPRAH AGAIN 'CAUSE ALL

448. I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IS THINK

449. ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE MUST HATE ME

450. FOR ALMOST KILLING HER!

451. OK, OK. LOOK,

452. THIS AMBULANCE SAYS MERCY

453. HOSPITAL.

454. YES, YES, YES. WE ALL KNOW

455. THAT YOU CAN READ AT A THIRD

456. GRADE LEVEL. OK? SO?

457. SO, WE GO THERE, WE FIND

458. OPRAH'S ROOM, AND YOU APOLOGIZE

459. TO HER.

460. YEAH.

461. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.

462. SEE? NO WORRIES.

463. EXCUSE ME.

464. ARE YOU THE YOUNG MAN WHO RAN

465. OVER OPRAH?

466. OH, NO, THAT'S MY BROTHER,

467. JOSH.

468. HE'S THE ONE!

469. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

470. MEMBERS OF THE PRESS ARE GOING

471. TO HAVE TO WAIT IN THE

472. HOSPITAL PARKING LOT. WE CAN'T

473. HAVE YOU CROWDING UP THE

474. HALLWAYS BY OPRAH'S ROOM.

475. PLEASE. GO.

476. ALL RIGHT. NOW'S OUR

477. CHANCE. YOU READY TO MEET OPRAH?

478. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST

479. THOSE GOONS?

480. APPARENTLY,

481. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN I'M DRAKE.

482. HEY, HOW YA DOING?

483. I WAS JUST WONDERIN' IF IT'S OK

484. IF MY BROTHER JOSH AND I GO

485. IN AND SAY A QUICK HELLO TO

486. OPRAH. YOU KNOW, WINFREY?

487. IS THAT—IS THAT OK?

488. COME ON.

489. AAH!

490. DID YOU JUST STUN ME?

491. ALL I DID WAS ASK IF I COULD SAY

492. HELLO—AAH!

493. DUDE!

494. DRAKE, DRAKE, ARE YOU ALL

495. RIGHT?

496. I DON'T KNOW!

497. YOU KNOW, IF YOUR FRIEND OVER

498. HERE HAS A PROBLEM

499. WITH MY BROTHER,

500. HE SHOULD POLITELY SAY TO HIM,

501. LOOK, I DON'T—

502. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

503. YOU OK?

504. I DON'T KNOW!

505. THIS IS NOT COOL. ALL WE

506. WANT TO DO IS SAY HELLO TO

507. OPRAH FOR ONE—

508. YOU GUYS ARE

509. JUST MEAN, OK! AND IF OPRAH KNEW

510. THAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING THIS—

511. WE'RE GONNA GO.

512. GOOD DAY.

513. THAT REALLY HURT.

514. IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. I HAVE

515. ANOTHER IDEA.

516. MAYBE WE SHOULD

517. JUST GO HOME.

518. NO!

519. I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA GET YOU

520. TO MEET OPRAH. NOW I'M GONNA.

521. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST

522. ALL THESE PEOPLE?

523. FLESH-EATING VIRUS!

524. THIS KID HAS A FLESH-EATING

525. VIRUS AND IT IS VERY, VERY

526. CONTAGIOUS!

527. OH, MY FLESH!

528. CLEAR THE AREA! QUICKLY!

529. A FLESH-EATING VIRUS!

530. AAH!

531. GO QUICKLY, LADY.

532. OH, MY FLESH! OH, THAT WAS

533. NICE.

534. UH-HUH.

535. NOW, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A DATE

536. WITH OPRAH.

537. MY HAIR!

538. OH, THANK YOU.

539. THAT'S HIM!

540. THAT'S THE BOY WITH THE

541. FLESH-EATING VIRUS!

542. THE ONE WITH THE BIG HEAD?

543. YES!

544. OK, IT'S NOT THAT BIG,

545. FIRST OF ALL. AND WHOA!

546. WAIT, WAIT! DRAKE! NO,

547. I'M FEELING BETTER!

548. WAIT, DRAKE! HELP!

549. WE GOTTA DIP THIS MAN IN A

550. CHEMICAL BATH! STAT!

551. CHEMICAL BATH?

552. STAT!

553. WHAT? WHAT?

554. HEY, MASHED POTATOES.

555. AAH!

556. AW, MY BONGOS.

557. TOBY'S DYING!

558. THINGY?

559. YES!

560. I FELL ASLEEP FOR LIKE 45

561. MINUTES AND NOW HE'S

562. DEHYDRATED!

563. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

564. DEHYDRATED MEANS, DO YOU?

565. NO.

566. HE'S DYING OF THIRST.

567. WHAT DIES OF THIRST IN

568. 45 MINUTES?

569. APPARENTLY TOBY!

570. AH, YOU'RE USELESS.

571. COME ON TOBY, LIVE!

572. LIVE!

573. HEY, MAN.

574. HEY, MAN?

575. HEY.

576. MAN.

577. YOU LEFT ME AT THE HOSPITAL

578. TO BE CHEMICALLY BATHED!

579. OH, YEAH, HOW'D THAT GO?

580. OH, ACTUALLY, IT WAS QUITE

581. SOOTHING, ESPECIALLY THE PART

582. WHERE THEY—IT WAS HORRIBLE!

583. OK, WHAT UP WITH THE 'TUDE?

584. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

585. TO HAVE AN INVOLUNTARY CHEMICAL

586. BATH?

587. IT STINGS!

588. EVERYWHERE!

589. ALL RIGHT.

590. LOOK, TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GONNA

591. MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OK?

592. NO! OK? NO, YOU'RE NOT!

593. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE BADNESS

594. HAPPENS!

595. THE ONLY TIME YOU EVER DO

596. ANYTHING NICE FOR ME IS AFTER

597. YOU'VE CAUSED ME SOME KIND OF

598. PHYSICAL DAMAGE OR EMOTIONAL

599. DISTRESS!

600. YOU ARE NEVER GONNA MAKE UP

601. ANYTHING TO ME EVER AGAIN!

602. WAIT.

603. DO THESE SOUND OK TO YOU?

604. WOULD YOU BRING ME THE HOT

605. GLUE GUN?

606. NOT REALLY!

607. HELEN! HELEN! HELEN! HELEN!

608. I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.

609. YOU NEED ME TO UNCLOG THE

610. BUTTER HOSE?

611. JOSH, THERE'S NO CLOG IN THE

612. BUT YOU JUST

613. TEXT MESSAGED ME—

614. THERE WAS A HUGE CLOG IN—

615. SURPRISE!

616. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.

617. DRAKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE

618. YOU DID THIS FOR ME.

619. THIS IS FOR ME, RIGHT?

620. YES.

621. AND THERE'S MORE.

622. MOM AND DAD GOT A CALL FROM

623. OPRAH'S LAWYER.

624. HER LAWYER?

625. YEAH, I GUESS SHE'S KINDA

626. PEEVED THAT YOU RAN HER OVER.

627. LOOK WHAT THEY SENT TO THE

628. HOUSE.

629. A RESTRAINING ORDER?

630. YEAH.

631. IT SAYS BY LAW, YOU CAN'T GET

632. WITHIN 300 FEET OF OPRAH.

633. AND WHY IS THIS HAPPY NEWS?

634. CHECK THE SIGNATURE AT THE

635. BOTTOM.

636. OPRAH WINFREY.

637. SHE SIGNED IT!

638. YEP.

639. I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH FROM

640. OPRAH! YEAH!

641. LOOK, MAN, I'M REALLY SORRY I

642. FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.

643. IT'S OK.

644. NO, IT'S NOT.

645. SO, I GOTCHA SOMETHIN' SPECIAL.

646. DUDE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO—

647. JUST WAIT.

648. CRAIG, ERIC, COME HERE.

649. HOW COOL IS THAT?

650. I THINK I'M GONNA PUT IT OVER

651. MY BED.

652. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

653. YOU GOT ME A VEPPER?

654. DUDE, HOW'D YOU AFFORD...

655. DAD'S CREDIT CARD.

656. YEAH.

657. YOU'RE THE BEST.

658. I KNOW. WELL, COME ON.

659. HOP ON. SEE HOW SHE FEELS.

660. WELL, OK!

661. OHH—OHH! THIS THING'S

662. AWESOME! NOW, HOW DO YOU—

663. UH-OH!

664. AAH!

665. BE QUIET, TOBY.

666. BE QUIET, TOBY.

667. GOOD NIGHT, TOBY

668. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

669. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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