1. ] OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW THE NUMBER ONE THING
ABOUT TURNING SIXTEEN?Copy !req
2. ] BEING FIFTEEN WAS FUN, BUT DO YOU WANNA KNOW
WHY SIXTEEN IS BETTER?Copy !req
3. ] TWO WORDS...Copy !req
4. ] TWO WORDS.Copy !req
5. ]
DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
6. ] I AM SO SIKED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE A CAR!Copy !req
7. ] I AM SO READY
TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL.Copy !req
8. ] I'LL BE ABLE TO DRIVE MEGAN TO SOCCER PRACTICE!Copy !req
9. ] I'LL BE ABLE TO BACK-OVER MEGANS
BIKE IN THE DRIVEWAY.Copy !req
10. ] I CAN CRUISE TO THE SUPERMARKET,
AND PICK UP A MELON.Copy !req
11. ] Y'KNOW JOSH LOVES MELONS?Copy !req
12. ] MELONS ARE SPECIAL FRUITS,
DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT!Copy !req
13. ] NOW, I LIKE GRAPES...
WHICH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, ARE JUST LIKE TINY LITTLECopy !req
14. INDIVIDUAL MELONS.Copy !req
15. ] DRAKES ALWAYS TRYIN' TO TELL ME THAT
GRAPES ARE LIKE SMALL MELONS,Copy !req
16. BUT I AIN'T BUYIN' IT!Copy !req
17. ] WAIT, WHAT WAS I JUST SAYIN'
BEFORE THE STUFF ABOUT MELONS?Copy !req
18. ] WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT BEFORE?Copy !req
19. ] OH YEAH,
DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
20. ] I CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE!Copy !req
21. ] I AM READY TO DRIVE.Copy !req
22. ] AND I LIKE GRAPES.
] A GRAPE IS NO MELON!Copy !req
23. AHEM.Copy !req
24. AHEM!Copy !req
25. QUIET DOWN, PHLEGMY!Copy !req
26. I'M TRYING TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME HERE!Copy !req
27. DRAKE, THE VOLUME?Copy !req
28. OH, SORRY.
HERE WE GO...Copy !req
29. DUDE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
STUDYING FORCopy !req
30. OUR DRIVING TEST.Copy !req
31. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING!Copy !req
32. OH! JUST RAMMED A DRAGON!Copy !req
33. AH, BRIDGE IS OUT!Copy !req
34. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT OUR DRIVING TEST
IS GONNA INCLUDE STEALING A BUS,Copy !req
35. AND RAMMING DRAGONS.Copy !req
36. DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE?Copy !req
37. AH!
YUP, NEW HIGH-SCORE!Copy !req
38. BRO, THIS IS A REALLY BIG DAY FOR US.
WE'RE BECOMING MEN!Copy !req
39. MEN, WHO DRIVE!Copy !req
40. YEAH, WE'RE REALLY GETTIN'
'MATURE'...Copy !req
41. YEAHHH...Copy !req
42. HEY, WANNA PLAY
"MR. WIGGLES-Copy !req
43. BALLOON HUNT"?
OKAY-Copy !req
44. BUT I GET TO BE THE PURPLE CONTROLLER.Copy !req
45. ] NO, I GET THE PURPLE CONTROLLER-
] NO, I GET THE PURPLE CONTROLLER!Copy !req
46. ] NO, I GET THE PURPLE CONTROLLER-
] C'MON!Copy !req
47. LALALALA... LALALA...
] YOU'RE ALWAYS DOIN' THIS!Copy !req
48. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE THAT! C'MON, EVERYTIME I WANNA USE THE PURPLE CONTROLLER,
YOU NEVER LET ME-Copy !req
49. ] LALALALALALA-Copy !req
50. ] LALALALALA-Copy !req
51. ] AH!
] OGH!Copy !req
52. ] HEY- OH!
] HEYYY!Copy !req
53. WHY BLOWETH?
] BECAUSE, YOU FAILED TO STOP AT THE STOP SIGN.Copy !req
54. ] AND, WHY IS THERE A STOP SIGN IN
THE LIVING ROOM?Copy !req
55. ] BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO
HELP YOU GUYS PREPARECopy !req
56. FOR YOUR DRIVER'S TEST.Copy !req
57. ] AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WE PREPARED ALL DAY-
] DAD, WE REALLY DON'T NEED YOUR HELP-Copy !req
58. ] I'M HELPING YOU!Copy !req
59. OKAYYY...Copy !req
60. ] GREAT!
NOW, AS YOU'LL SEE-Copy !req
61. I'VE SET UP A SIMULATOR!Copy !req
62. ] THOSE ARE MOM'S GOOD CHAIRS...Copy !req
63. ] WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW...
WON'T HURT ME.Copy !req
64. OKAY, JOSH.
YOU'RE UP FIRST.Copy !req
65. YOUR STEERING WHEEL.Copy !req
66. ] A HOOLA-HOOP?
] A STEERING-HOOP!Copy !req
67. JOSH, START THE CAR.Copy !req
68. ] VROOM...Copy !req
69. ] OOOKAY, NOW.
A GOOD DRIVER IS ALWAYS PREPARED-Copy !req
70. FOR THE UNEXPECTED.Copy !req
71. ] YEAH, I KNOW.
i'M ALWAYS TELLIN' DRAKE-Copy !req
72. ] A LITLLE GIRL!Copy !req
73. ] MY BALL!
AHHH!Copy !req
74. OH...
ALWAYS THE FIRST...Copy !req
75. TO GO?
[MEGAN DIES!]Copy !req
76. ] NICE GOING, JOSH.
YOU RAN OVER YOUR SISTER...Copy !req
77. ] I GET TO RUNOVER
HER NEXT!Copy !req
78. OH! EEEHG!
I HATE THE WET-WILLY!Copy !req
79. ] OKAY, DRAKE.
YOUR TURN.Copy !req
80. ] MUST I DO THIS?Copy !req
81. ] YOUR CHOICE, BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES.
YOU GET ONE TRAFFIC TICKET,Copy !req
82. THATS IT.
I TAKE YOUR LICENSE AWAY.Copy !req
83. THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU,
"CAPICE"?Copy !req
84. ] I- T'S PRONOUNCED 'CAPICHE', DAD.Copy !req
85. ] HAHA, HMHM.
"TOOCHE".Copy !req
86. ] TOUCHÉ...Copy !req
87. ] OKAY, DRAKE.Copy !req
88. NOW WE'RE DRIVING ALONG...Copy !req
89. WE'RE JUST DRIVING ALONG.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EVENING, THE SUN IS JUST-Copy !req
90. ABOUT TO SET, WHEN-
A THUNDERSTORM HITS!Copy !req
91. ] AHH- OH!Copy !req
92. NO, NOT THE HAIR!
NOT THE HAIR!Copy !req
93. JOSH, THIS IS THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES,
ALRIGHT!Copy !req
94. NOT THE NAVY!
QUIT SALUTING PEOPLE!Copy !req
95. SORRY...
I'M JUST REALLY-Copy !req
96. NERVOUS ABOUT THE TEST.Copy !req
97. RELAX, ALRIGHT.
GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU RELAX.Copy !req
98. ] UH... PARKER, DRAKE?
] OH! ME, THATS.Copy !req
99. ] VERY CUTE.
I'M CARLY!Copy !req
100. ] WELL, I'M SIKED.Copy !req
101. ] YOU READY FOR YOUR DRIVER'S TEST?
] YAH-Copy !req
102. SEE?
RELAXED.Copy !req
103. ] HOW DO YOU ALWAYS
GET THE HOT GIRL?Copy !req
104. ] I DUNNO... I TRY NOT TO QUESTION IT.
SEE YA.Copy !req
105. NICHOLS, JOSH!
] YES, SIR-Copy !req
106. OR MA'AM...Copy !req
107. I, UH, I- I- I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
I- I- I- LOVE-Copy !req
108. THAT- THAT PIN. IS THAT A PELICAN?Copy !req
109. I HATE TEENAGERS!Copy !req
110. ] OH, YEAH.
WE'RE THE WORST!Copy !req
111. ALRIGHT, NICHOLS.
THERE'S AN AMBULANCE COMING, WHY AREN'T YOU PULLING OVER?Copy !req
112. ] UM, BECAUSE THIS IS A
DIVIDED HIGHWAY, SO-Copy !req
113. TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT REQUIRED TO PULLOVER
FOR AN ONCOMING AMBULANCE.Copy !req
114. RIGHT?Copy !req
115. RIGHT!
BUT I DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.Copy !req
116. ] SO, UH-
WHAT'CHA WRITING THERE?Copy !req
117. ] HOLD ON A SECOND.
AAAAND...Copy !req
118. LOOK!
HAHAHA..Copy !req
119. ] HEY, YOU DREW ME!Copy !req
120. YEAH!
YOU HAVE A GREAT PROFILE.Copy !req
121. ] THANKS.Copy !req
122. OH, INSIDE-OUT BURGER!Copy !req
123. ] WHEE!Copy !req
124. OH, ITS HOT IN HERE...Copy !req
125. I HATE 'HOT'.Copy !req
126. ] OH, UH-
I'LL TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING.Copy !req
127. LET ME JUST PUT UP YOUR WINDOW.Copy !req
128. AHH! OH, MY ARM! OH, MY ARM!
] I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!Copy !req
129. DO YOU WANT ME TO RUB IT?-
NO!Copy !req
130. ] HOW GOOD IS INSIDE-OUT BURGER?
] MMM, THE BEST.Copy !req
131. YOU WANNA FRY?Copy !req
132. ] AH, GOTTA KEEP MY
HANDS ON THE WHEEL...Copy !req
133. ] MMM,
NO PROBLEM!Copy !req
134. DON'T SLAM THE DOOR!
THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR TEENAGE PARTIES!Copy !req
135. ] SORRY...Copy !req
136. NOW, MR. NICHOLS,
I ASSUME YOU EXPECT A DRIVER'S LICENSE?Copy !req
137. ] LOOK- IF I COULD JUST RETAKE THE TEST,
PERHAPS WITH SOMEONE LESS ANGRY-Copy !req
138. DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
YOU PASSED.Copy !req
139. ] BUT, IF YOU S-Copy !req
140. I PASSED?Copy !req
141. YES!
DON'T YA HEAR GOOD? YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT DRIVER.Copy !req
142. NOW, HERE.
GO GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE-Copy !req
143. BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!Copy !req
144. WOW, AH- THIS IS AWESOME!
THANK YOU-Copy !req
145. AH! GET OFF ME
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!Copy !req
146. I'M STREET LEGAL!Copy !req
147. ] THAT WAS THE MOST FUN DRIVING TEST
I'VE EVER GIVEN!Copy !req
148. ] SO, UH- WHERE DO I
PICK UP MY DRIVERS LICENSE?Copy !req
149. ] YOU DON'T.Copy !req
150. ] OH, CARLY. SERIOUSLY, UH-
WHERE DO I PICK IT UP?Copy !req
151. ] DRAKE, I'M SORRY!
BUT I CAN'T PASS YOU!Copy !req
152. ] WHY NOT?Copy !req
153. ] WELL, LETS SEE!
YOU RAN FOUR STOP SIGNS,Copy !req
154. TWO RED LIGHTS, DROVE ON THE SIDEWALK,Copy !req
155. REAR-ENDED A FIRETRUCK...Copy !req
156. OH, AND YOU ALMOST RAN OVER
AN OLD LADY IN A WHEELCHAIR!Copy !req
157. ] 'CAUSE SHE WAS HOGGIN' THE LANE!Copy !req
158. ] DRAKE, YOU'RE A GREAT KID,
BAD DRIVER!Copy !req
159. ANYWAY, CALL ME.
I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR BAND PLAY!Copy !req
160. HEY, YOU OWE ME THREE SEVENTY-FIVE
FOR THAT COMBO MEAL!Copy !req
161. WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU,
WHY ARE YOU TRYIN' TO KILL ME?Copy !req
162. DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME, I'M GONNA GET YOU!Copy !req
163. WHERE'RE YOU GOIN'?
HEY!Copy !req
164. ] HEY DRAKE, WILL YOU
DRIVE ME TO SOCCER PRACTICE?Copy !req
165. ] YOU KNOW I DIDN'T GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
166. ] YEAH, I JUST LOVE MAKIN' YA SAY IT.Copy !req
167. HEY, DRAKE!
LATER WILL YOU DRIVE ME TO THE- AH!Copy !req
168. ] AND HES BACK WITH THE GROCERIES!Copy !req
169. ] AW, THANKS JOSH.Copy !req
170. ] OH, DON'T THANK ME,
I LOVED IT!Copy !req
171. HEY, LATER I'LL GO TO THE DRUG STORE
AND PICK UP YOUR OINTMENT.Copy !req
172. ] DO YA HAVE TO SAY THAT
OUT LOUD?Copy !req
173. ] WELL, GO AHEAD.
TELL ME HOW GREAT IT IS HAVIN' YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE...Copy !req
174. ] ITS NOT ALL THAT..
Y'KNOW, UH- TRAFFIC-Copy !req
175. PAYING FOR GAS, TRYING TO SQUEEZE
INTO THOSE SPACES THAT ARE JUST SO-Copy !req
176. I LOVE IT SO MUCH,
I CAN'T STAND IT!Copy !req
177. CONGRATULATIONS...Copy !req
178. HEY, C'MON.
I'LL DRIVE US TO GO GET SOME PIZZA.Copy !req
179. NAHH, I'M NOT HUNGRY...Copy !req
180. NEITHER AM I,
NOW LET'S GO GET SOME PIZZA!Copy !req
181. WHY?Copy !req
182. 'CAUSE WE CAN.Copy !req
183. TO THE JOSH-MOBILE!Copy !req
184. MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,
AND I DIDN'T.Copy !req
185. DRAKE, YOU CANT COAST THROUGH LIFE
ON GOOD-LOOKS, CHARM, AND COOL.Copy !req
186. OKAY, YOU CAN...
IT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU EVERYTHING.Copy !req
187. STOP SIGN.
HUH?Copy !req
188. YOU JUST DROVE THROUGH A STOP SIGN.Copy !req
189. NO I DIDN'T.Copy !req
190. YEAH, YA DID.
IF THERE WAS A STOP SIGN THERE,-Copy !req
191. DON'T YOU THINK I'D KNOW IT?Copy !req
192. YOU KNOW IT NOW?
AW JEEZ...Copy !req
193. ] OKAY- BE COOL.
HERE COME THE COPS.Copy !req
194. ] HI... MAY I PLEASE-Copy !req
195. SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?Copy !req
196. ] WHHY? I DIDN'T ANYTHING- WHAT'D I DO?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!Copy !req
197. LET ME GO!Copy !req
198. ] PLEASE, STEP OUTTA THE VEHICLE.
] OOHHH...Copy !req
199. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANYTHING THAT I SAY
CAN, AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME...Copy !req
200. ] SON, JUST STAND UP!Copy !req
201. ] WHAT'D I DO?Copy !req
202. ] YOU RAN A STOP SIGN
AT THAT LAST INTERSECTION.Copy !req
203. NOW, LET ME HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
204. WAIT HERE.Copy !req
205. ] YOU GOT A LITTLE...
DIRT ON YOUR SHIRT THERE.Copy !req
206. ] I HAVE A STAIN-STICK AT HOME!Copy !req
207. WHAT IF HE GIVES ME A TICKET?
YOU HEARD WHAT DAD SAID-Copy !req
208. HE'LL CONFISCATE MY
LICENSE!Copy !req
209. ] WELL- WELL I READ SOMEWHERE ABOUT THIS ONE GUY IN PHOENIX
WHO GOT OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET-Copy !req
210. BY... FAKING A HEART-ATTACK.Copy !req
211. ] OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
] WHY NOT?Copy !req
212. ] YOU DON'T READ!Copy !req
213. ] WELL... YOUR RECORD
COMES UP CLEAN.Copy !req
214. ]
THANK YOU...Copy !req
215. ] BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET
FOR RUNNING A STOP SIGN.Copy !req
216. ] [FAKING HEART-ATTACK]
OHH, MY HEART! OHHH, THE BACON!Copy !req
217. I THINK I'M HAVING A-
AN... EPISODE!Copy !req
218. ] GIVE THIS TO HIM
WHEN HE STOPS FAKING THAT HEART-ATTACK.Copy !req
219. ] WILL DO.Copy !req
220. ONE DAY!
I HAVE MY LICENSE ONE DAY!Copy !req
221. AND ALREADY, I GET A TICKET!
AND Y'KNOW WHAT DADS GONNA DO!Copy !req
222. BYE-BYE,
DRIVER'S LICENSE!Copy !req
223. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST
RIP IT UP NOW...Copy !req
224. DUDE, YOU'VE GOTTA START LIFTING WEIGHTS-Copy !req
225. OR SOMETHIN'!Copy !req
226. OHH, I'M GONNA MISS DRIVING...Copy !req
227. I CAN'T GO BACK TO MY BIKE,
THE SEAT HURTS MY BOTTOM!Copy !req
228. JOSH, DAD WON'T TAKE
AWAY YOUR LICENSE-Copy !req
229. IF HE DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE TICKET.
SO, JUST DON'T TELL HIM!Copy !req
230. HOW DO I PAY
FOR THE TICKET?Copy !req
231. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SAVINGS?Copy !req
232. AW, I BLEW IT ALL ON THAT LAME TANNING BED
THAT NEVER WORKED.Copy !req
233. STUPID BROKEN HEATING ELEMENT...Copy !req
234. TELL YA WHAT,
I'LL PAY THE TICKET-Copy !req
235. AND YOU JUST
PAY ME BACK WHEN YOU CAN.Copy !req
236. REALLY?
AW, THANKS DRAKE.Copy !req
237. YOU'RE REALLY SAVIN' MY BUTT
ON THIS ONE.Copy !req
238. ] HOWS DRAKE
SAVING YOUR BUTT?Copy !req
239. ] OH, UHH-
HAHA...Copy !req
240. I DIDN'T SAY "SAVING MY BUTT",
I- I- I SAID...Copy !req
241. 'SHAVING' MY BUTT.Copy !req
242. ] LOOK, JOSH
AS MUCH AS I BELIEVE THATS NECCESSARY...Copy !req
243. I THINK YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
I THINK YOU DID SOMETHING...Copy !req
244. SOMETHING BAD.Copy !req
245. AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
246. LOOK, HERES THE UH-
MONEY FOR THE TICKET.Copy !req
247. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DRAKE.Copy !req
248. IF THERES ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING.
I'M REALLY-Copy !req
249. ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MINDCopy !req
250. GOIN' TO GET THE
ZERO GRAVITY CD.Copy !req
251. DRIVE ME TO THE MALL?
] NO PROB!Copy !req
252. TOOOO THE
JOSH-MOBILE!Copy !req
253. DUDE...Copy !req
254. YOU GOTTA STOP SAYIN' THAT...Copy !req
255. I KNOWWW...Copy !req
256. SORRY, WAS I GONE LONG?Copy !req
257. JUST AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES!Copy !req
258. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUYING
ONE CD?Copy !req
259. I DID ONLY BUY ONE CD!
AAAND...Copy !req
260. A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS, SOME
GUITAR STRINGS...Copy !req
261. AND, OOH LOOK!Copy !req
262. A JAPANESE FIGHTING FISH.Copy !req
263. YOU WENT TO THE PET STORE?Copy !req
264. YEAH!
I GOT YOU SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
265. YOU BOUGHT ME A
CHEW TOY?Copy !req
266. YEAH, IT SQUEAKS!Copy !req
267. THANKS!Copy !req
268. NOW, LETS GET HOME. I GOTTA LOTTA
HOMEWORK TO DO.Copy !req
269. HEY, DO YOU MIND IF WE
STOP BY TRVOR'S HOUSE?Copy !req
270. WHY?Copy !req
271. HE GOT THAT GROWTH
REMOVED FROM HIS BACK.Copy !req
272. SO?Copy !req
273. SO, HES GOT IT IN A JAR!
LET'S GO!Copy !req
274. NO!Copy !req
275. I GOTTA GET HOME.Copy !req
276. OKAY... I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT-Copy !req
277. YOU'D BE A LITTLE
NICER TO ME, SINCE I-Copy !req
278. PAID FOR YOUR TRAFFIC TICKET!Copy !req
279. AH, BUT
WHATEVER...Copy !req
280. WHICH WAY DOES
TREVOR LIVE?Copy !req
281. TAKE A LEFT,
UP AT THE LIGHT.Copy !req
282. STOP SIGN.Copy !req
283. UUAAHH!Copy !req
284. UGH!Copy !req
285. KIDDING!Copy !req
286. JOSH,
YOU AWAKE?Copy !req
287. JOSH...Copy !req
288. OH, AH!Copy !req
289. OH! GOOD, YOU'RE UP!
HERE, LET'S GO GET SOME TACOS-Copy !req
290. YOU DRIVE.Copy !req
291. WHAT?Copy !req
292. IT'S THREE AM!Copy !req
293. YEAH, I LIKE TO
CALL IT THE, UH-Copy !req
294. TACO HOUR!Copy !req
295. GO MAKE SOME!Copy !req
296. WE HAVE TACO STUFF
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
297. YEAH- BUT, CHI'S TACOS
ONLY-Copy !req
298. A FEW MILES AWAY.
C'MON, JUST GIVE ME A RIDE!Copy !req
299. NO! I WILL NOT DRIVE INTO THE NIGHT
ON SOME-Copy !req
300. MEXICAN ADVENTURE!Copy !req
301. OKAY... I JUST THOUGHT THAT A
CORN SHELL FULLA BEEF N' CHEESE-Copy !req
302. WOULD BE SMALL REWARD FOR,
I DUNNO-Copy !req
303. HELPIN' YA KEEP YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE!Copy !req
304. OKAY, THAT'S IT!Copy !req
305. STOP DROPPIN' GUILT BOMBS ON ME! YOU DID ME A FAVOUR,
AND I APPRECIATE IT!Copy !req
306. BUT NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME-Copy !req
307. AND I WON'T
HAVE IT!Copy !req
308. Y'HEAR ME?Copy !req
309. OH, I HEAR YA!
AND MAYBE DAD'S GONNA HEAR ME-Copy !req
310. WHEN I TELL HIM THAT YOU RAN A STOP SIGN,Copy !req
311. AND GOT A PRETTY LITTLE TRAFFIC TICKET!Copy !req
312. WHAT'D YA SAY TO THAT?Copy !req
313. I SAY!Copy !req
314. IT'S TACO TIME!Copy !req
315. ] HEY, JOSH.
THERE'S A DIAPER STUCK TO THE WALL IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
316. HELP ME SCAPE IT OFF?Copy !req
317. ] NO!Copy !req
318. I'M OFF TODAY,
AND I'M NOT WORKING 'TIL TOMORROW.Copy !req
319. ] OKAY, I'LL LEAVE IT
'TIL THEN.Copy !req
320. THANKS FOR THE MOVIE, DRAKE.
CALL ME?Copy !req
321. ] YEAHHH...Copy !req
322. HEY, JOSH! YOU, UH-
RAEDY TO DRIVE ME HOME?Copy !req
323. ] I'VE BEEN READY FOR
A HALF-HOUR!Copy !req
324. ] FINE, LET'S GO.Copy !req
325. ORRR...
LET'S STAYCopy !req
326. UH, 'CUSE ME?Copy !req
327. SORRY, I- I COULDN'T HELP NOTICE-Copy !req
328. YOU ARE WAY
TO PRETTY TO-Copy !req
329. NOT KNOW ME.Copy !req
330. ] WELL, WE SHOULD TRY AND FIX THAT,
SHOULDN'T WE?Copy !req
331. ] DRAKE PARKER.Copy !req
332. ] DENICE WOODS.Copy !req
333. ] UHH, SO-
HAVE I SEEN YOU AROUND SCHOOL?Copy !req
334. ] I DUNNO...
CARNEGIE-Copy !req
335. HAS SUCH A BIG CAMPUS.Copy !req
336. ] OH, CARNEGIE
COLLEGE?Copy !req
337. ] YEAH, WHAT'D YOU
THINK I MEANT, HIGH SCHOOL?Copy !req
338. ] OH, HIGH SCHOOL.
YEAH...Copy !req
339. I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS...Copy !req
340. AH, GOOD TIMES.Copy !req
341. ] SO, UMM-
DO YOU GO TO CARNEGIE?Copy !req
342. ] OH, NO.
I-Copy !req
343. I GO TO, UH-Copy !req
344. SCHMARRWEN... HAUSEN..
STATE...Copy !req
345. ] OH, WHERE IS
SCHMARRWEN-HAUSEN?Copy !req
346. ] Y'KNOW...
OVER THERE.Copy !req
347. SO, YOU WANNA
GO OUT SOMETIME?Copy !req
348. ] I'M FREE TOMORROW NIGHT?Copy !req
349. ] OH- SO AM I!Copy !req
350. ] PICK ME UP
AT EIGHT?Copy !req
351. ] YEAH, YEAH- YEAH,
I'LL- I'LL PICK YOU UP...Copy !req
352. IN- IN A CAR.Copy !req
353. OR- HEY, HEY!
WH-WHY DON'T I HAVE MY DRIVER TAKE US?Copy !req
354. ] YOU HAVE A
DRIVER?Copy !req
355. ] EHH...Copy !req
356. FATHER INSISTS.Copy !req
357. HIS- HIS NAMES...
CHIVES.Copy !req
358. ] OKAY.Copy !req
359. WELL THEN,
I WILL SEE YOU-Copy !req
360. AND CHIVES...Copy !req
361. TOMORROW,
AT EIGHT!Copy !req
362. ] YES,
YOU WILL.Copy !req
363. ] WHAT?Copy !req
364. ] NOTHIN'...Copy !req
365. CHIVES.Copy !req
366. ] I GOT
IT OFF.Copy !req
367. ] THIS IS REALLY COOL.
I'VE NEVER HAD A DRIVER BEFORE.Copy !req
368. ] AH, YOU GET USED TO IT.Copy !req
369. UH, JUST PRETEND
HE'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
370. ] SHOULD I PRETEND I CAN'T
HEAR YOU?Copy !req
371. ] CHIVES,
YOUR TONE...Copy !req
372. ] SO, CHIVES. HOW LONG
HAVE YOU WORKED FOR DRAKE'S FAMILY?Copy !req
373. ] MUCH TO LONG...Copy !req
374. ] OH, HE WAS JUST JOKING. THAT'S OUR..
CHIVES, FULL 'A MISCHEIF.Copy !req
375. ] HERE, WE'RE
AT THE RESTAURANT...Copy !req
376. ] AHEM, CHIVES...Copy !req
377. AREN'T YOU FORGETTIN'
TO OPEN OUR DOORS?Copy !req
378. ] YOU'RE PUSHIN' IT!Copy !req
379. ] FINE.
C'MON DENICE.Copy !req
380. ] WHAT, SO I'M
JUST SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE-Copy !req
381. WHILE YOU GUYS EAT?Copy !req
382. ] WHY, ARE YOU
HUNGRY?Copy !req
383. ] UH, I WOULDN'T MIND A
CHOPPED SALAD, MAYBE A LITTLE CHICKEN-Copy !req
384. SOME GARBONZO BEANS,
A LITTLE MOZARELLA-Copy !req
385. M-Copy !req
386. AND NOW I'M ALONE...Copy !req
387. ] THAT WAS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
388. THE BEST DINNER'S
I HAVE EVER HAD.Copy !req
389. HEY! HOW 'BOUT WE TAKE-Copy !req
390. A NICE ROMANTIC DRIVE
ALONG THE BEACH?Copy !req
391. ] CHIVES, YOU HEARD
THE LADY...Copy !req
392. ] FORGET IT.
I'M EXHAUSTED, AND-Copy !req
393. THE BEACH IS LIKE
A HALF-HOUR AWAY.Copy !req
394. ] TWENTY MINUTES IF YOU
STEP ON IT!Copy !req
395. AND CHIVES, PLEASE
PUT YOUR CAP BACK ON!Copy !req
396. ] NO, I WILL NOT PUT
THE CAP BACK ON!Copy !req
397. IT SQUEEZES MY HEAD!Copy !req
398. ] SASSY!Copy !req
399. ] CHIVES, DO I NEED TO
HAVE A TALK WITH FATHER-Copy !req
400. ABOUT THE TICKET YOU RECEIVED?Copy !req
401. YEAH, YEA-
YEAH YOU DO!Copy !req
402. MAN, I'M TIRED OF YOU HOLDING
THAT OVER MY HEAD.Copy !req
403. AND I'M SICK OF DRIVIN'
YOU AROUND!Copy !req
404. ] WOW...
HE IS A REALLY BAD CHAUFFEUR.Copy !req
405. ] I AM NOT
A CHAUFFEUR!Copy !req
406. I'M HIS BROTHER!Copy !req
407. ] CHIVES!Copy !req
408. ] STOP CALLIN'
ME CHIVES!Copy !req
409. I'M NOT EVEN SURE
"CHIVES" IS A REAL NAME!Copy !req
410. AND IF YOU WANNA GO
TO THE BEACH SO BAD...Copy !req
411. YOU DRIVE!Copy !req
412. ] FINE,
I WILL!Copy !req
413. ] OW!Copy !req
414. ] DENICE, YOU
JUST RELAX.Copy !req
415. ] COPS.Copy !req
416. ] OH...
SWEET, SWEET KARMA!Copy !req
417. ] SON, YOU KNOW YOU
HAVE A TAIL-LIGHT OUT?Copy !req
418. ] YEAH, STICK IT TO 'EM
COPPER!Copy !req
419. ] MAY I SEE YOUR
DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?Copy !req
420. ] UHH, HAHA.
YEAHHH, ABOUT THAT...Copy !req
421. ] HOHO, OH HEY,
TELL HIM, DRAKE.Copy !req
422. TELL HIM HOW YOU DON'T
'HAVE'-Copy !req
423. A DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
424. ] YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR LICENSE?Copy !req
425. ] NO, HE DOESN'T!
THAT'S WHY I HAD TO DRIVE-Copy !req
426. YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT!Copy !req
427. ] SO YOU WE'RE
DRIVIN' THIS CAR?Copy !req
428. ]
YEAH, WHY?Copy !req
429. ] YOU HAVE A TAIL-LIGHT OUT.Copy !req
430. 'FRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE YOU A TICKET, SON...Copy !req
431. ] NO, SIR... YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
GIVE ME TWO TICKETS...Copy !req
432. ] WHAT FOR?Copy !req
433. ] WELL... ONE FOR THE
FAULTY TAIL-LIGHT...Copy !req
434. AND ONE...Copy !req
435. FOR THIS!Copy !req
436. ] HEY, YOU WANNA
HEAR MY CD?Copy !req
437. ]
YEAH, SURE!Copy !req
438. ] OKAY,
TAKE THE WHEEL!Copy !req
439. WHY AREN'T YOU
PARALLEL PARKING?Copy !req
440. ] AM I
SUPPOSED TO?Copy !req
441. PARALLEL PARK!Copy !req
442. ]
PARKIN'!Copy !req
443. AND CUT THE SAS!Copy !req
444. ]
SORRY...Copy !req
445. ] HELLO?Copy !req
446. OH HI,
TREVOR...Copy !req
447. NO, I DON'T WANNA
SEE YOUR "GROWTH"!Copy !req
448. MAN, I DON'T CARE
IF ITS STILL GROWIN'!Copy !req
449. PUT IT BACK
IN THE JAR!Copy !req