1. I HAVEN'T MET TOO MANY
FAMOUS PEOPLE.
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2. ONE TIME THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES
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3. CAME HERE TO SAN DIEGO.
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4. ONCE JOSH AND I
WERE IN THE SAME ROOM
AS THE VICE PRESIDENT.
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5. I GOT TO MEET HIM.
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6. I GOT TO MEET HIS
16-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER.
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7. HE WAS SO
VICE PRESIDENTIAL.
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8. SHE WAS SO HOT.
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9. AFTER I SHOOK HIS HAND,
I STARTED TO SHOW HIM
A MAGIC TRICK.
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10. JOSH TRIED TO SHOW
THE VICE PRESIDENT
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11. A MAGIC TRICK...
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12. WITH A FORK.
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13. I DO THIS THING
WHERE I MAKE A FORK
GO IN ONE EAR,
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14. AND THEN I PULL IT
THROUGH MY HEAD
AND OUT THE OTHER EAR.
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15. BUT THE BODYGUARDS
THOUGHT THAT JOSH
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16. WAS TRYING TO ATTACK
THE VICE PRESIDENT.
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17. HIS BODYGUARDS WRESTLED
ME TO THE GROUND.
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18. THEY CONFISCATED
HIS FORK.
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19. A BIG MAN
TOOK MY FORK.
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20. THE GRANDDAUGHTER—
I MADE OUT WITH HER,
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21. UNTIL THE VICE PRESIDENT
CAUGHT US AND CHASED ME
DOWN THE STREET.
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22. I NEVER DID GET
THAT FORK BACK.
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23. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL
WHEN YOU'RE DEALING
WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE.
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24. I MISS THAT GIRL.
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25. I MISS MY FORK.
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26. WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
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27. HEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ON A DATE.
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28. IT FINISHED.
I FIGURED I'D STOP BY
AND WALK HOME WITH YOU.
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29. SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE
WALKED YOUR DATE HOME?
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30. SHE KNOWS THE WAY.
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31. AHH! NO FREE CANDY.
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32. NOT EVEN IF I SHOW YOU
MY TUMMY?
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33. HEY, THANKS
FOR THE NIGHTMARES.
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34. DRAKE PARKER.
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35. HEY, HELEN.
LOOKING PRETTIER
THAN EVER.
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36. OH, YOU BEAST.
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37. DID YOU OFFER HIM
SOME FREE CANDY?
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38. NO. YOU SAID
WE WEREN'T ALLOWED—
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39. STOP AGGRAVATING ME
AND GIVE THIS CUTE BOY
SOME FREE CANDY.
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40. THANK YOU.
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41. SO, WHAT'S BEEN UP,
HELEN?
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42. OH, THERE IS SOMETHING
BIG HAPPENING HERE
THIS WEEKEND.
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43. WHAT?
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44. SORRY, I CAN'T TELL YOU.
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45. YOU KNOW, IT'S
TOP-SECRET HUSH-HUSH
BUSINESS.
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46. GOT TO KEEP IT
ON THE DOWN LOW.
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47. WE ARE HAVING A REAL
HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE
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48. RIGHT HERE
IN THIS THEATER!
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49. A HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE?
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50. FOR WHAT MOVIE?
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51. I TOLD YOU
IT WAS A SECRET!
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52. IT'S FOR THAT NEW
ASHLEY BLAKE MOVIE.
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53. ASHLEY BLAKE?
I LOVE THAT GIRL.
SHE'S GONNA BE HERE?
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54. MM-HMM.
FOR THE PREMIERE.
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55. AND FOR A BIG
PHOTO SHOOT
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
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56. COOL.
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57. COOL? THIS IS AMAZING.
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58. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GOING TO MEET
A REAL MOVIE STAR.
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59. PINCH ME.
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60. I'M NOT PINCHING
ANY PART OF YOU.
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61. HELEN, CAN I
PLEASE HELP OUT WITH
THE PREMIERE? PLEASE?
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62. I DON'T CARE.
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63. AWESOME.
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64. BUT LISTEN.
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65. THIS IS THE BIGGEST
THING TO HAPPEN
TO ME IN MY LIFE
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66. SINCE I PLAYED
PUTT-PUTT WITH
DIONNE WARWICK.
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67. SO IF YOU
MESS THIS UP,
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68. I WILL THUMP YOU
LIKE A MELON.
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69. YOU FOLLOW ME?
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70. YES, MA'AM.
LIKE A MELON.
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71. BYE, DRAKE.
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72. I GET TO MEET
ASHLEY BLAKE.
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73. HOW COOL IS THAT?
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74. AND NO FREE CANDY!
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75. YEAH.
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76. YOU!
ME?
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77. THAT'S YOUR NAME,
ISN'T IT?
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78. WELL, ACTUALLY—
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79. ARE THE LIGHTS
SET UP?
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80. YEAH. I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO—
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81. REFRESHMENTS.
WHAT ABOUT REFRESHMENTS?
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82. I SET UP SOME SODA—
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83. YOU WOULD GET
A LOT MORE DONE
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84. IF YOU'D QUIT
YAPPING AT ME AND
GET BACK TO WORK.
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85. BUT—
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86. WHERE IS SHE?
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87. YOU GUYS, THIS IS
A CLOSED PHOTO SHOOT.
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88. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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89. MEETING ASHLEY BLAKE.
I LOVE HER!
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90. I LOVE HER MORE.
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91. YEAH. ABOUT THAT.
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE
OLD FOR HER MOVIES?
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92. SHE HAPPENS TO MAKE
QUALITY FILMS.
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93. OH, COME ON.
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94. "KID PRINCIPAL,"
"KID ASTRONAUT,"
"KID DOCTOR"?
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95. WHAT'S NEXT?
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96. "KID PRESIDENT."
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97. IT WAS ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME.
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98. WHERE'S ASHLEY?
I WANT TO MEET HER.
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99. LOOK, MEGAN,
CELEBRITIES DON'T LIKE IT
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100. WHEN YOU GET
ALL UP IN THEIR FACE.
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101. YOU CAN STAY,
BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE
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102. TO BE COOL
WHEN SHE GETS HERE.
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103. OK. NO PROBLEM.
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104. HOLY JEEZ,
IT'S ASHLEY BLAKE!
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105. I GET TO BE
THE FIRST ONE
TO MEET HER.
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106. NOT TODAY!
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107. ASHLEY BLAKE.
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108. HI. I'M HELEN DUBOIS,
MANAGER OF THIS
FINE THEATER.
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109. NICE TO MEET YOU,
HELEN.
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110. Y'ALL HEAR THAT?
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111. ASHLEY BLAKE
KNOWS MY NAME.
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112. HI, ASHLEY.
I'M JOSH.
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113. OH, AND THIS IS
MY LITTLE SISTER, UH—
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114. MEGAN.
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115. MEGAN.
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116. HI. NICE TO MEET YOU,
MEGAN.
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117. OH, COOL SHIRT.
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118. THANKS.
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119. HEY, ASHLEY,
CAN I GET YOU
A SODA OR SOMETHING?
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120. ACTUALLY, I'D LOVE
SOME BOTTLED WATER.
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121. ROOM TEMPERATURE?
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122. COMING RIGHT UP.
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123. SHE SEEMS PRETTY COOL.
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124. YEAH. HEY, DO YOU
THINK SHE'LL LEAVE
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125. THE OUTGOING MESSAGE
ON MY CELL PHONE?
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126. WHOA. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THERE'S A PARTY
AFTER THE PREMIERE.
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127. YEAH. THE AFTERPARTY.
WHAT ABOUT IT?
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128. DUDE, LOOK WHO'S
ON THE LIST—
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129. ASHTON KUTCHER,
ADAM SANDLER,
ETHAN LAROCHE.
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130. WHO'S ETHAN LAROCHE?
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131. I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HE'S GONNA BE THERE.
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132. LOOK, WHY ARE YOU
FREAKING OUT
ABOUT THIS?
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133. BECAUSE IF THESE STARS
ARE GONNA BE THERE,
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134. THAT MEANS THERE'S GONNA
BE A LOT OF ACTRESSES THERE.
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135. GIRL ACTRESSES?
JOSH, YOU'VE GOT TO
GET ME INTO THIS PARTY.
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136. I CAN'T DO THAT.
JOSH.
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137. NO. LOOK, I GOT TO
GET THIS WATER
BACK TO ASHLEY.
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138. UGH. REGIS PHILBIN?
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139. MAYBE HE'LL BRING KELLY.
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140. YOU MET HIM?
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141. YEAH. I WENT TO
HIS BAR MITZVAH.
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142. I NEED TO BE YOU.
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143. HERE, ASHLEY.
YOUR BOTTLED WATER.
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144. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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145. I ASKED FOR
ROOM TEMPERATURE!
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146. THIS WATER IS CHILLED.
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147. ARE YOU TRYING
TO KILL ME?
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148. IT'S OK, CITRUS.
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149. IT'S OK, CITRUS.
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150. NOW GO GET ME
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151. SOME ROOM TEMPERATURE
WATER, YOU BIG BOOB.
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152. OK.
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153. WOW. HOLLYWOOD EVIL.
I LIKE IT.
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154. BOSSING ME AROUND.
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155. MAKING ME DO STUFF.
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156. "ROOM TEMPERATURE."
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157. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,
GRUMBLY?
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158. YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?
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159. YES, HENCE MY QUESTION,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,
GRUMBLY?
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160. ASHLEY BLAKE
IS THE PROBLEM.
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161. THAT GIRL IS 72 POUNDS
OF BLECH.
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162. YOU WEIGHED HER?
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163. SHE MADE ME.
SHE'S WATCHING HER CARBS.
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164. WAIT.
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?
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165. WELL, FIRST IT WAS
THE BOTTLED WATER INCIDENT.
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166. THEN SHE DEMANDED
GUMMY BEARS,
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167. BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE
THE GREEN GUMMY BEARS,
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168. SO I HAD TO TAKE THOSE OUT.
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169. THEN SHE SUGGESTED
I DO SOME SIT-UPS.
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170. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I KNOW.
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171. WHO DOESN'T LIKE
GREEN GUMMY BEARS?
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172. I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY FAVORITE MOVIE STAR
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173. IS SUCH A—
SUCH A BIG MEANIE.
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174. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT KID ACTORS.
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175. THEY'RE THE WORST.
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176. THAT'S IT.
HELEN CAN FIND
SOMEONE ELSE
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177. TO HELP OUT
WITH THE PREMIERE.
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178. I WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH ASHLEY BLAKE.
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179. WHOA, WHOA. SLOW
DOWN THERE, CHICO.
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180. YOU JUST HAVE TO
LAY DOWN THE LAW.
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181. TELL HER TO SEPARATE
HER OWN GUMMY BEARS.
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182. YEAH. YEAH,
SHE HAS HANDS.
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183. YEAH, SHE DOES.
YOU JUST HAVE TO
LET HER KNOW WHO'S BOSS.
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184. EXACTLY.
I'M THE BOSS.
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185. RIGHT.
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
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186. TELL HER TO PUT
MY NAME ON THE LIST
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187. SO I CAN GO
TO THE COOL
AFTERPARTY.
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188. YEAH, I'LL JUST
PUT YOUR NAME ON THE—
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189. WHY TRICK ME?
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190. JUST PUT ME
ON THE LIST.
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191. YOU WANT HELEN
TO KILL ME?
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192. WOULD I STILL GET
TO GO TO THE COOL
PARTY?
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193. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS TOO MUCH STRESS.
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194. I'M JUST GONNA
SIT DOWN, RELAX,
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195. AND HAVE A LITTLE SNACK.
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196. WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?
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197. I'M TRYING TO WORK.
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198. WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?
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199. WILL YOU STOP
ASKING ME THAT?
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200. WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?
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201. WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
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202. TO GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY.
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203. WHOOPS. CRAZY TRAIN
JUST ROLLED IN.
LATER.
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204. OK. SO WE THOUGHT
WE'D PUT THE RED CARPET
OVER HERE.
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205. I WANT IT
OVER THERE.
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206. OR OVER THERE.
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207. I NEED GUM.
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208. GUM.
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209. MILES, WHAT HAVE I
TOLD YOU ABOUT
FLAVOR CRYSTALS?
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210. I DON'T LIKE
FLAVOR CRYSTALS.
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211. I'M JUST A PERSON.
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212. BARELY.
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213. AND I DON'T LIKE
THAT PICTURE OF ME.
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214. REALLY? I THINK
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC
THERE.
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215. I'M SORRY. IT LOOKS LIKE
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216. THIS MOVIE IS STARRING
ASHLEY BLAKE.
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217. ARE YOU ASHLEY BLAKE?
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218. NO.
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219. NO, YOU'RE FIRED.
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220. COME ON.
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
I'M YOUR BROTHER.
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221. CITRUS.
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222. I'M SORRY.
ASHLEY, IS THERE
A PROBLEM HERE?
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223. YES, HELEN.
SEE, MY ASSISTANT,
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224. HE WAS FEELING
A LITTLE RUN-DOWN,
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225. SO I GAVE HIM
A VACATION.
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226. YOU ARE SO SWEET.
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227. THANK YOU.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS,
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228. I'M REALLY LOST
WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT.
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229. DO YOU HAVE ANYONE
WHO COULD FILL IN?
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230. LIKE HIM.
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231. JOSH!
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232. WHAT?
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233. OVER HERE.
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234. YES?
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235. YOU'RE ASHLEY BLAKE'S
NEW ASSISTANT.
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236. HEH?
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237. DON'T "HEH" ME.
JUST DO WHAT
THIS CHILD SAYS.
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238. ARE WE CLEAR?
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239. ARE WE CLEAR?
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240. YES.
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241. OH, THANK YOU
SO MUCH, JOSH.
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242. I KNOW WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A GREAT TIME
WORKING TOGETHER.
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243. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.
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244. OK.
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245. LOOK, ASHLEY,
IF I'M GONNA BE
HELPING YOU OUT,
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246. I THINK WE SHOULD
LAY SOME GROUND
RULES.
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247. DANCE.
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248. WHAT?
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249. DANCE!
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250. I DON'T WANT
TO DANCE.
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251. CITRUS!
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252. LEG UP!
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253. ASHLEY. ASHLEY,
I GOT YOU YOUR
REFRIGERATOR.
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254. OOP!
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255. A LITTLE HELP,
ASHLEY?
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256. OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
STOP BEING SO SWEET.
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257. OK, GREAT.
YOU'RE FIRED. BYE.
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258. UH!
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259. JOSH, HANG THIS UP
FOR ME.
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260. WILL YOU QUIT
PLAYING AROUND?
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261. I'M NOT PLAYING.
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262. YOU ASKED ME TO GET YOU
A REFRIGERATOR.
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263. I ASKED YOU
TO GET ME A SANDWICH.
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264. YOU SAID REFRIGERATOR.
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265. WELL, I MEANT SANDWICH.
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266. OH, WELL, MAYBE
THERE'S ONE
IN THIS REFRIGERATOR
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267. THAT'S CRUSHING
MY PELVIS!
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268. JUST GET ME ONE.
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269. OOH... UH!
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270. JOSH?
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271. OH, HEY, DRAKE.
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272. THERE'S A REFRIGERATOR
ON YOU.
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273. YEAH. IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SANDWICH.
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274. WILL YOU GET
THIS THING OFF OF ME?
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275. IT'S COLD IN ALL
THE WRONG PLACES.
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276. WILL YOU GET ME
INTO THE AFTERPARTY?
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277. ALL RIGHT, I WILL GET YOU
INTO THE AFTERPARTY
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278. IF YOU GET THIS THING
OFF ME AND YOU HELP ME
BE ASHLEY'S ASSISTANT.
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279. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
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280. GOT IT.
GOT IT?
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281. SORRY.
OH!
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282. WOULD YOU—
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283. WILL YOU HELP ME?
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284. I'M TRYING!
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285. JOSH, I'M READY
FOR MY FOOT MASSAGE.
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286. YOU GIVE HER THE MASSAGE.
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287. I GOT TO GO
GET HER A SANDWICH.
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288. HEY, HEY.
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289. I'LL GET THE SANDWICH.
YOU SQUEEZE HER FEET.
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290. UH-OH.
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291. REMEMBER,
IN BETWEEN THE TOES.
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292. I'M SO TIRED.
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293. NEED FLUIDS.
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294. I DIDN'T THINK
EVIL HAD A NAME,
BUT I WAS WRONG.
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295. IT'S ASHLEY BLAKE.
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296. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE MADE ME GIVE HER
A PIGGY-BACK RIDE.
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297. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE MADE ME
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298. GIVE YOU
A PIGGY-BACK RIDE.
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299. I NEED TO SLEEP
FOR 3 WEEKS.
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300. JOSH.
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301. YEAH?
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302. I'M UNDER YOU.
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303. DEAL WITH IT.
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304. OH, MEGAN!
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305. ASHLEY!
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306. HI, MEGAN.
YOU REMEMBER CITRUS.
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307. SURE. COME ON IN.
WHAT'S UP, C-DAWG?
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308. IT'S ALL GOOD.
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309. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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310. I WAS BORED
IN MY HOTEL SUITE.
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311. JOSH, GO GET ME
A SOY LATTE.
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312. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU CAN'T JUST
COME INTO OUR HOUSE
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313. AND BOSS US AROUND.
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314. LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN.
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315. WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
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316. 7 SECONDS HAVE
ALREADY GONE BY,
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317. AND STILL NO SOY LATTE.
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318. LOOK, ASHLEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT—
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319. I THINK
I'M ASHLEY BLAKE,
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320. AND I THINK
YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU
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321. TO DO ANYTHING
I SAY,
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322. AND I THINK
A SOY LATTE FALLS
UNDER THE HEADING
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323. OF "ANYTHING."
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324. WANT ME TO CALL
YOUR BOSS?
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325. I HAVE THE NUMBER.
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326. ALL RIGHT.
I WILL GET YOU
YOUR SOY LATTE...
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327. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
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328. COME ON, DRAKE.
HELP ME.
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329. NO WAY, MAN. I'M DONE
HELPING YOU SUCK UP
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330. TO LITTLE MISS
HOLLYWOOD HERE.
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331. TOO BAD.
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332. ALL THOSE HOT
GIRL ACTRESSES
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333. SURE ARE
GONNA MISS YOU
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334. AT THE AFTERPARTY.
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335. SO SOY LATTE?
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336. NOW.
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337. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR FUN AROUND HERE?
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338. MOSTLY I JUST
HANG OUT IN MY ROOM
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339. AND THINK OF
NEW WAYS TO TORTURE
DRAKE AND JOSH.
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340. CAN I HELP?
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341. PLEASE.
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342. CITRUS, TAKE A WALK.
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343. COOL. I'M GONNA
GO GET A SMOOTHIE.
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344. SO AS SOON AS DRAKE
OR JOSH WALKS
THROUGH THIS DOOR,
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345. THE BUCKET FALLS
AND SPILLS RANCH DRESSING
ALL OVER HIS HEAD.
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346. PRETTY GOOD,
PRETTY GOOD,
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347. BUT...
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348. WHAT?
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349. I THINK
WE CAN DO BETTER.
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350. TALK TO ME.
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351. OK. WHAT IF WE FILL
THE BUCKET WITH WORMS
OR DOG PUKE?
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352. OR WORMS
AND DOG PUKE?
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353. YOU THINK
OUTSIDE THE BOX.
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354. I LIKE THAT
ABOUT YOU.
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355. ASHLEY, ARE YOU OK?
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356. YEAH. NO.
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357. SIT ON THE COUCH.
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358. WHOA.
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359. OH, GOSH, ARE YOU OK?
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360. HERE'S
YOUR SOY LATTE.
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361. SHH. SHE'S SLEEPING.
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362. I'M NOT SLEEPING.
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363. SHE GOT HURT.
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364. WHAT HAPPENED?
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365. SHE WAS REACHING
FOR A BUCKET
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366. ON TOP
OF YOUR DOOR,
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367. AND IT FELL
AND HIT HER HEAD.
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368. OH, MAN. OH, JEEZ.
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369. OH, THAT'S
A SERIOUS BUMP.
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370. DON'T TOUCH ME.
I'M FAMOUS.
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371. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CALL A DOCTOR.
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372. MEGAN, WHY WAS
YOUR BUCKET ON TOP
OF OUR DOOR?
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373. WHY WAS YOUR DOOR
UNDER MY BUCKET?
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374. WELL, I'M ABOUT
DONE HERE.
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375. HOW IS SHE?
IS SHE OK?
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376. SHE'LL BE FINE.
SHE WAS EXPERIENCING
SOME DISCOMFORT,
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377. SO I GAVE HER SOMETHING
TO MAKE HER SLEEP.
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378. MAKE HER SLEEP? FOR HOW LONG?
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379. I DON'T KNOW—
3, 9 HOURS.
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380. 3 TO 9 HOURS?
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381. OR DAYS.
DOES IT MATTER?
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382. YES, IT MATTERS.
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383. SHE'S GOT TO GO
TO A BIG PREMIERE
IN 45 MINUTES.
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384. YOU CAN'T HAVE
THE PREMIERE
WITHOUT THE STAR.
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385. YEAH, AND YOU CAN'T
HAVE THE PREMIERE PARTY
WITHOUT HAVING THE PREMIERE.
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386. FINE. WELL, PERHAPS
YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT
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387. BEFORE YOU HIT HER
IN THE HEAD WITH A BUCKET.
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388. WE DIDN'T HIT HER
IN THE HEAD—
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389. LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR,
JOSH.
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390. NO MORE HITTING LITTLE
GIRLS IN THE HEAD
WITH BUCKETS.
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391. WELL, I'LL LET YOU
DEAL WITH YOUR PERSONAL
PROBLEMS.
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392. I'M GOING HOME.
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393. OH, HA! HERE'S YOUR BILL.
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394. $500?
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395. I PUT HER TO SLEEP.
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396. $500.
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397. I'M GONNA GO
FIND CITRUS.
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398. HE WORRIES.
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399. OH, ASHLEY,
WAKE UP, YOU DROWSY
LITTLE DEMON.
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400. OH, SO MUCH
FOR THE PREMIERE.
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401. I'M DEAD. HELEN'S
GONNA TWIST MY RUMP.
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402. NOT NECESSARILY.
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403. YES, NECESSARILY.
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404. SHE'S OUT COLD.
SHE CAN'T GO
TO A PREMIERE
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405. IF SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS.
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406. WE JUST HAVE TO
BE CREATIVE.
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407. SO, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
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408. PROP HER UP,
DRAG HER AROUND
THE PREMIERE
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409. AND TRY TO FOOL PEOPLE
INTO THINKING SHE'S AWAKE?
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410. I WAS JUST GONNA SAY
WE PUT A BLOND WIG
ON MEGAN,
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411. BUT I LIKE
YOUR IDEA BETTER.
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412. TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING.
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413. SORRY. GET THE GIRL.
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414. OH!
OH!
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415. OK, LET'S GET HER.
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416. SHE LOOKS NICE.
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417. STUNNING.
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418. THIS IS NEVER
GONNA WORK.
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419. IT WILL TOO.
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420. SURE, IF NO ONE NOTICES
THAT HER EYES ARE CLOSED
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421. AND HER HEAD'S
DANGLING.
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422. JUST STICK
TO THE PLAN, AND—
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423. DRAKE! JOSH!
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424. OH, MAN.
IT'S HELEN.
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425. SHE'S GONNA
WANT TO TALK TO HER.
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426. UH...
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427. OH. THE GARBAGE CAN.
HERE. HOLD HER.
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428. WHERE IS
ASHLEY BLAKE?
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429. UH, SHE'S, UH,
IN THE REST ROOM.
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430. BUT DON'T GO IN THERE.
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431. WHY NOT?
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432. BECAUSE SHE'S, UH...
UH...
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433. PRAYING.
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434. PRAYING?
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435. YES. SHE'S VERY
RELIGIOUS.
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436. SHE'S, UH,
EPISCOTARIAN.
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437. UH-HUH.
THEY PRAY ALONE.
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438. I KNOW.
EPISCOTARIAN.
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439. RIGHT. SO DON'T WORRY.
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440. WE'LL WALK HER OUT
AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE.
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441. OK. SEE YOU
OUT THERE.
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442. THAT WAS CLOSE.
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443. YEAH.
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444. OK.
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445. UH!
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446. LET'S DO THIS.
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447. OH, WAIT.
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448. SUNGLASSES.
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449. HOLD HER.
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450. NICE.
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451. ALL RIGHT.
MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD.
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452. ASHLEY! ASHLEY!
ASHLEY!
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453. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
IT'S WORKING.
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454. TOLD YOU.
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455. WE LOVE YOU,
ASHLEY.
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456. ASHLEY,
OVER HERE!
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457. SHE WAVED AT ME!
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458. NO, SHE WAVED AT ME. SHE WAVED AT ME.
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459. WE'RE ALMOST
TO THE THEATER.
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460. WE'LL BE SAFE THERE.
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461. JUST ONE MORE WAVE...
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462. AW.
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463. THROW A COUPLE
OF KISSES...
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464. GOOD.
WE'RE ALMOST
THERE. COME ON.
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465. OK. BEFORE WE START
THE MOVIE,
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466. ASHLEY BLAKE IS GONNA DO
A SHORT Q&A WITH THE PRESS.
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467. Q&A?
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468. IT MEANS QUESTION
AND ANSWER.
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469. ASHLEY?
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470. UH...
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471. UH, YOU TWO GENTLEMEN
DON'T NEED TO STAY HERE.
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472. YEAH, WE DO.
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473. YEAH. SHE'S
EPISCOTARIAN.
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474. ALL RIGHT.
THE PRESS MAY NOW
ASK QUESTIONS.
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475. ASHLEY!
ASHLEY!
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476. ASHLEY, CAN YOU TELL US
WHAT IT'S LIKE
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477. TO PLAY
AN 11-YEAR-OLD PRESIDENT?
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478. UH...
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479. UH...
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480. SHE SAYS
IT'S CHALLENGING
BUT REWARDING.
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481. OK.
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482. MY QUESTION IS
FOR THE GENTLEMAN
WHO ANSWERED FOR HER.
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483. UH, YES?
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484. WHY ARE YOU
ANSWERING FOR HER?
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485. UH, BECAUSE...
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486. SHE HAS LARYNGITIS.
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487. SHE LOST HER VOICE...
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488. SINGING
TO THE ELDERLY.
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489. OH.
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490. AND ON THAT
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491. THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE IS OVER.
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492. ROCK THE BOAT.
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493. DUDE, WE DID IT.
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494. YEAH, WE DID IT.
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495. NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS ENJOY THE MOVIE
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496. THE AFTERPARTY!
THE AFTERPARTY!
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497. COME ON.
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498. WAIT. THE GIRL.
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499. UH, SHE WAS
JUST PRAYING.
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500. AMEN.
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501. MAN, I TOTALLY
OWE YOU
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502. FOR HOOKING ME UP
WITH THIS PARTY.
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503. ISN'T IT GREAT?
HEY, LOOK.
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504. I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH
FROM ETHAN LAROCHE.
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505. WHO'S ETHAN LAROCHE?
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506. I DON'T KNOW.
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507. BUT HE DOTS HIS EYES
WITH LITTLE HEARTS.
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508. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH
FROM REGIS.
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509. I ASKED.
HE HIT ME.
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510. YEAH, REGIS.
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511. OOH, IT'S GETTING
PRETTY LATE.
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512. WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
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513. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
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514. WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
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515. WHERE'S MY SOY LATTE?
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516. CITRUS!
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517. SHE'S ALL YOURS.
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518. HEY, YOU WANT TO
GET A SMOOTHIE?
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519. MM-HMM!
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520. MMM.
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521. 3 F1
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