Drake & Josh 2x6

Directed by Roger S. Christiansen

Riley Brock as Nick • Kate Miner as Michelle • Lane Napper as Academic Bowl Host • Rachel Martinez as Nancy • Scott Halberstadt as Eric Blonowitz

Drake meets a smart girl from school named Michelle that he really likes. Now, Drake is not the smartest kid in school, so he gets Josh to teach him things to impress Michelle. But things go too far when he accidentally says yes to an offer of joining the Academic Team. Meanwhile, Josh has had enough with Megan's pranks and tries to get back at her.

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1. JOSH DOES REALLY WELL IN SCHOOL.

2. AT EVERYTHING...

3. EXCEPT SCHOOL.

4. LAST SEMESTER, JOSH TOOK TWO EXTRA CLASSES,

5. GOT As IN BOTH OF THEM.

6. LAST WEEK, DRAKE TOOK TWO GIRLS TO A CONCERT,

7. KISSED THEM BOTH!

8. YEAH, ME, I DON'T DO GREAT IN SCHOOL.

9. I'M ALWAYS BUGGING HIM TO DO HIS HOMEWORK.

10. LAST WEEK, JOSH WAS BUGGING ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK.

11. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

12. TO A TENNIS RACKET.

13. TO A TENNIS RACKET!

14. IT WAS SO COOL.

15. IT WAS SO NOT COOL!

16. FOR SCHOOL.

17. A HANDCUFF KEY.

18. HEY! HOW WAS THE MOVIE?

19. AH, STUPID.

20. LOVED IT.

21. WHOA! WHO'S THAT?

22. OH, THAT'S MICHELLE.

23. SHE'S IN MY ENGLISH CLASS,

24. AND SHE'S CAPTAIN OF THE ACADEMIC TEAM.

25. AH, YOUR WORDS BORE ME.

26. BUT I'M DEFINITELY INTERESTED IN THAT GIRL.

27. FORGET IT. SHE'S WAY FOR YOUR GAME.

28. GAME THAN YOU THINK. HEY!

29. IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

30. AW, JEEZ!

31. LOOK, WITH MY GUMMY BEARS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

32. OH!

33. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

34. OH, THANKS.

35. I'M NOT SURE YOU STILL WANT THESE,

36. CARPET-FLAVORED.

37. HA HA! GOOD POINT.

38. UH, SO, WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE?

39. "LE PETIT FROMAGE."

40. I LOVE FRENCH FILMS.

41. WHAT DID YOU SEE?

42. AH, "DOGGIE PROM."

43. I LOVE DOGS IN TUXEDOS.

44. PAVLOVIAN NIGHTMARES!

45. HA HA HA!

46. WHAT YOU SAID.

47. UH... YOU WANNA GRAB SOME PIZZA?

48. I CAN'T. I HAVE PRACTICE.

49. WE'RE COMPETING

50. IN THE STATE FINALS.

51. OH, OK. WELL, I HOPE YOU DO GOOD.

52. WELL.

53. WELL, WHAT?

54. HA HA HA!

55. THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE GRAMMAR JOKES.

56. HA HA! YEAH, ME, TOO...

57. I, TOO... ME, ALSO.

58. NOW YOU TALK.

59. YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. UH...

60. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

61. SO, DID YOU ASK HER OUT?

62. I... THINK SO.

63. YEAH? AND WHAT DID SHE SAY?

64. I HAVE NO IDEA.

65. UGH! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

66. CARPET FLAVOR.

67. JOSH!

68. DUDE, WAKE UP!

69. UH, YOU, UH...

70. SOMETHING...

71. AW, JEEZ!

72. MEGAN!

73. YEP! AAH!

74. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU!

75. FOR THE LAST TIME!

76. REVENGE!

77. YEAH, NICE SPEECH.

78. I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.

79. ONE... STEP... AHEAD.

80. I'M SCARED FOR YOU.

81. UNDERWEAR.

82. AAH!

83. OOH! WHERE YOU GOING, FANCY?

84. TO THE MOVIES.

85. RUN INTO MICHELLE AGAIN.

86. DOING TONIGHT?

87. GETTING BACK AT MEGAN.

88. I'M GONNA GET HER BEFORE SHE GETS ME.

89. TO THE CHAIR?

90. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

91. MEGAN!

92. DRAKE? OHH!

93. HEY, MICHELLE!

94. HI! DID YOU SEE THE SAME MOVIE I SAW?

95. OH, YEAH— "BEAUTIFUL MUCUS."

96. YOU MEAN, "BOUNTIFUL MUSIC"?

97. UH-HUH.

98. DID YOU LIKE IT?

99. UH... ACTUALLY,

100. DISCUSS IT.

101. OH, SO YOU CAN

102. AND ANALYZE THE SYMBOLISM?

103. SURE.

104. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

105. WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME.

106. OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. MOVIE?

107. NAH, TOO IMPERSONAL.

108. TOMORROW NIGHT, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE

109. AND... JUST TALK.

110. TALK?

111. YEAH! I REALLY WANT TO EXPLORE YOUR MIND.

112. HA HA HA!

113. YOUR MIND?

114. SO, HOW LONG'S YOUR DATE GONNA LAST—LIKE, 45 SECONDS?

115. YEAH, THIS ISN'T GOOD!

116. THAT DATE, BRO.

117. NO! I LIKE MICHELLE.

118. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT HER BEING ALL SMART, IT'S...

119. KIND OF INTRIGUING.

120. INTRIGUING?

121. THAT'S A WORD, RIGHT?

122. WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED?

123. 'CAUSE SHE PROBABLY LIKES BRAINY GUYS.

124. YOU KNOW, THE KIND

125. AND... READ BOOKS.

126. SO, READ A BOOK.

127. I DON'T HAVE A YEAR!

128. LOOK, I JUST NEED

129. ON OUR DATE.

130. OK, THEN TONIGHT WE'LL—

131. OOH! THERE'S MEGAN!

132. SO?

133. TO GET MY REVENGE.

134. IN THE HALL?

135. THE HALL CLOSET?

136. THAT'S THE ONE.

137. OF DIRTY LAUNDRY.

138. SO I'M GONNA TRICK HER INTO OPENING IT,

139. AND THEN SHE'S GONNA GET BURIED

140. AND UNDERPANTS.

141. EWW. YOURS?

142. DAD'S.

143. EWW-ER.

144. COME ON!

145. HEY, MEGAN!

146. YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS,

147. IN THE HALL CLOSET.

148. NO WAY! I GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT!

149. HERE. YOU CAN ICE POP.

150. OH! THANKS, MEGAN.

151. WOW! REVENGE, AND AN ICE POP.

152. NICE!

153. YEAH. LET'S GO WATCH HER OPEN THE CLOSET.

154. YEAH, LIKE I'D EVER GIVE YOU THE LAST ICE POP.

155. WHAT'S GOING ON?

156. WITH MICHELLE.

157. CLASS IS IN SESSION.

158. OK, TEACHER. TEACH ME THINGS.

159. OK. NOW, MICHELLE STUFF, RIGHT?

160. SO I'VE LISTED 5 MAJOR SUBJECTS:

161. CHEMISTRY, MATH, HISTORY, ENGLISH, AND LATIN.

162. TO START?

163. HMM. I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH.

164. WE'LL START WITH CHEMISTRY.

165. NOW, CHEMISTRY OF MATTER,

166. ELEMENTS. SEE—

167. NO WAY! THAT'S AWESOME! I KNOW!

168. YOU SEE, LEARNING DRAKE!

169. HANG ON A SECOND.

170. DUDE, TREVOR GOT ANOTHER PET COBRA.

171. HE'S GONNA MAKE THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER!

172. AFTER CLASS.

173. AS I WAS SAYING,

174. IT WASN'T ME.

175. FOR THE LAST TIME,

176. THE 6 NOBLE GASES ARE XENON, HELIUM,

177. NEON, ARGON—

178. JUST FORGET IT, JOSH.

179. I CAN'T RELATE TO ANY OF THIS STUFF, ALL RIGHT?

180. YOU'RE A BAD TEACHER.

181. LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU CAN'T RELATE TO ANYTHING

182. AND YOUR GUITAR?

183. AAAHH! WHAT?

184. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND!

185. YOU GOT A GIRL?

186. NO! GO GET YOUR GUITAR.

187. I GET IT! SO, AN ATOM

188. IS LIKE A NOTE.

189. NOTES TOGETHER...

190. YOU HAVE... A CHORD!

191. AND A CHORD IS LIKE...

192. A MOLECULE!

193. YOU KNOW CHEMISTRY, BROTHER!

194. GET TO TALK TO YOU.

195. I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY.

196. WHAT HAPPENED?

197. OFF THE ACADEMIC TEAM.

198. GET THIS. TELL ME.

199. HE COULDN'T EVEN NAME ALL 206 BONES OF THE HUMAN BODY!

200. PFFFT! WHAT A MORON!

201. HEY, CAN I HAVE A SIP OF YOUR WATER?

202. AH, SURE YOU OF MY... H2O.

203. THAT'S CHEMISTRY FOR WATER.

204. SO I'VE HEARD.

205. SO, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR?

206. UH... MY LEG FELL ASLEEP.

207. GOTTA WALK IT OFF.

208. QUICK! MY FAVORITE AUTHOR.

209. SO, PICK ANY AUTHOR YOU KNOW.

210. RIGHT. UM...

211. RIGHT. UM...

212. RIGHT. UM...

213. WELL, I GUESS MY TOP 5

214. THANKS!

215. AHH. MARK TWAIN.

216. INTERESTING.

217. MOST ABOUT HIM?

218. OTHER LEG. BACK IN A SEC.

219. ABOUT HIM?

220. OH, THERE'S

221. THANKS!

222. SOCIAL SATIRE.

223. HUH?

224. HIS SOCIAL SATIRE.

225. REALLY? ME, TOO!

226. YOU, TOO?

227. DRAKE, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL.

228. WHAT I'M THINKING?

229. OH, I THINK I'M THINKING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

230. GREAT! SO...

231. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

232. I SAY YES.

233. REALLY? OH, THANK YOU, DRAKE!

234. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'LL JOIN THE ACADEMIC TEAM!

235. HUH?

236. YOU'RE GONNA HELP US

237. THIS WEEKEND!

238. BACK IN A SEC.

239. NEED TO KNOW?

240. EVERYTHING!

241. JOSH!

242. THIS ACADEMIC BOWL.

243. TELL ME.

244. YOU WHISPER THE ANSWERS... IN MY EAR.

245. HUH?

246. SEEING ME?

247. I WEAR... A REALLY BIG COAT!

248. WHAT?

249. SORRY, LUCY— ETHEL AIN'T PLAYING!

250. JOSH... LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY

251. OOH! IT'S 4:00 P.M.!

252. WHAT'S THAT?

253. FINALLY GET MEGAN.

254. I'M LISTENING.

255. 4:00 P.M.,

256. THIS WINDOW.

257. SO I'M GONNA DROP THIS BALLOON,

258. WITH 27 OUNCES OF DISGUSTING GOO,

259. EVIL LITTLE HEAD!

260. RIDING UP ANY SECOND,

261. AND WHEN SHE DOES...

262. HEY, JOSH! LOOK UP!

263. HEY, MEGAN! HOW'D YOU GET UP ON THE ROOF?

264. UH... YOU GOT A LITTLE...

265. I KNOW!

266. OHH.

267. UNDERWEAR.

268. BLECCH!

269. SOMETHING NASTY,

270. TO THE NASTY!

271. HOW CAN SHE READ MY MIND?

272. WAIT. WHERE'S THE CACTUS MEGAN GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS?

273. BY MY BED—

274. Shh! Don't talk.

275. WHAT IS IT? IT'S A BUG.

276. KILL IT! NO. SHH!

277. IT'S A MICROPHONE.

278. MEGAN BUGGED OUR ROOM.

279. THAT IS IT!

280. WHAT IT TAKES,

281. AND SHE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!

282. I THINK I WILL.

283. I think she heard you.

284. I KNOW!

285. MEGAN, YOU CANNOT PEOPLE'S ROOMS.

286. IT'S A FELONY!

287. IT'S A FUNNY FELONY.

288. I'M TELLING MOM.

289. NO! YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE!

290. ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE?

291. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

292. WHILE I'M ON STAGE AT THE ACADEMIC BOWL.

293. THAT'S ALL?

294. YOU GOT ANYTHING?

295. I GOT EVERYTHING.

296. WHOA! NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?

297. GOVERNMENT ISSUE.

298. OH, WATCH IT. A THUMBTACK IN HERE.

299. THAT'S A VIDEO CAMERA.

300. LOOK, I JUST NEED

301. WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.

302. THEN YOU NEED...

303. THIS.

304. HOW'S IT WORK?

305. YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR EAR.

306. OK. THEN WHAT?

307. THEN JOSH TALKS INTO THIS, EVERYTHING HE SAYS.

308. THIS IS PERFECT!

309. YOU'RE THE BEST EVIL LITTLE SISTER EVER.

310. I KNOW.

311. HEY... NICE PEN.

312. LOOKS LIKE A PEN, DOESN'T IT?

313. IT'S NOT A PEN?

314. CLICK IT.

315. WHY? JUST CLICK IT.

316. AAAAHHH!

317. MEGAN!

318. DRAKE DID IT!

319. AAAHH!

320. THE BUTT BRUISE!

321. ARE YOU READY? YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?

322. YEAH—CHEAT!

323. I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT CHEATING.

324. BEG TO DIFFER!

325. OR NOT? I MEAN...

326. FOOT CAUGHT IN THE TOILET!

327. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

328. DIGITAL PICTURES!

329. COME ON, JOSH, PLEASE?

330. YOUR SEATS? THE ACADEMIC BOWL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

331. WELL?

332. FINE.

333. BUT LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

334. SO DIRTY.

335. WHEN YOU GET HOME.

336. GIVE ME THE EARPIECE.

337. THANKS, BROTHER.

338. FOR THIS!

339. OF LOVE!

340. STATE FINALS.

341. ANSWERS 20 QUESTIONS

342. WINS THE MATCH.

343. GOOD LUCK, DRAKE.

344. OOH... HOW ABOUT JUST A LITTLE MORE LUCK?

345. OOH. I'M GOOD.

346. OF URUGUAY?

347. BELLEVIEW?

348. MONTEVIDEO.

349. MONTEVIDEO.

350. CORRECT!

351. AND NICE ACCENT, BY THE WAY.

352. ON THE BOARD, WITH ONE POINT.

353. THE UNITED STATES.

354. BUSHMONT?

355. JOHN F. KENNEDY. INCORRECT.

356. BELLEVIEW?

357. UH...

358. THEODORE ROOSEVELT.

359. THEODORE ROOSEVELT.

360. CORRECT.

361. YES!

362. WAY TO GO, DRAKE.

363. I KNOW THINGS.

364. IN MYTHOLOGY,

365. GOD OF WAR?

366. BELLEVIEW?

367. ARES?

368. I'M THINKING IT'S ARES.

369. ARES IT IS!

370. BELLEVIEW 3, BUSHMONT 0.

371. E = M C SQUARED.

372. E = M C SQUARED.

373. MARTHA WASHINGTON.

374. 100.

375. 100.

376. RUSSIAN.

377. DARIEN GAP.

378. BUSHMONT, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND.

379. AROUND THE SUN?

380. ELLIPTICAL.

381. ELLIPTICAL.

382. BELLEVIEW'S CORRECT AGAIN!

383. BELLEVIEW WITH 19 POINTS,

384. BUSHMONT WITH 17.

385. AND THEY WIN THE MATCH.

386. KEEP IT UP, DRAKE.

387. OH, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.

388. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! BRING IT!

389. VERY WELL.

390. "NAFTA" STAND FOR?

391. BELLEVIEW?

392. IT'S—

393. UH... IT'S, UM...

394. YOUR ANSWER, BELLEVIEW?

395. FREE TRADE AGREEMENT.

396. IT'S THE, UH...

397. YEAH, WELCOME TO MEGA BURGER. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN...?

398. I THINK WE'RE PICKING UP

399. DRIVE-THROUGH.

400. MR. PARKER, YOU BUZZED IN.

401. WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

402. FREE TRADE AGREEMENT!

403. YEAH, YOU WANT CHEESE ON THAT BURGER?

404. UH, "YOU WANT CHEESE ON THAT BURGER"?

405. UH... NO. THANK YOU.

406. BUSHMONT, IT'S TO YOU.

407. FREE TRADE AGREEMENT.

408. CORRECT!

409. OF HASTINGS FOUGHT?

410. BELLEVIEW?

411. 1066!

412. OK, YOUR TOTAL COMES TO $23.64.

413. 2364?

414. I'M SORRY,

415. HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

416. BUSHMONT?

417. 1066.

418. CORRECT!

419. DRAKE?

420. UH...

421. TIME-OUT, PLEASE. TIME?

422. NO, YOU CANNOT CALL A TIME-OUT.

423. WE'LL BE TAKING A SHORT TIME-OUT.

424. RESUME IN 3 MINUTES.

425. HE GAVE HIM A 20.

426. DRAKE, ARE YOU OK?

427. BOYS CAN'T BE HANDSOME AND SMART!

428. LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

429. UHH!

430. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

431. I'M DOING?-- HELPING YOU CHEAT!

432. WELL, YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB!

433. OH, IT'S MY FAULT MEGA BURGER'S HAVING

434. A SALE ON CURLY FRIES?

435. I CAN'T CONTROL RADIO INTERFERENCE!

436. WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL UP YOUR ANTENNA?

437. I'LL PULL YOUR ANTENNA!

438. LOOK, YOU LISTEN TO ME! I—

439. YOU LISTEN TO ME! I QUIT!

440. I'M OUTTA HERE! GOOD-BYE!

441. FINE! NEXT TIME STUCK IN THE TOILET,

442. I'M FLUSHING!

443. HEY! HOW'S EVERYONE?

444. DRAKE, WE'VE BEEN TALKING,

445. YOUR BIG BAZOO SHUT!

446. FROM HERE.

447. OFF THE BUZZER.

448. AND WE'RE BACK.

449. AT 19 ALL.

450. WINS THE MATCH.

451. OF CHEMISTRY,

452. NAME ANY 3 OF THE 6 NOBLE GASES.

453. 5 SECONDS.

454. 3... 2...

455. 1—BELLEVIEW?

456. UH... HELIUM, NEON, AND XENON!

457. THAT IS CORRECT!

458. WE WON!

459. YOU'RE BRILLIANT!

460. YEAH...

461. COME HERE.

462. DRAKE, WHAT—?

463. MICHELLE, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

464. WHAT?

465. I'M NOT AS BRAINY AS YOU THINK I AM.

466. TRUST ME.

467. I DON'T KNOW WHO MARK TWAIN IS,

468. FOREIGN FILMS.

469. IS 'CAUSE MY

470. STUDY SESSION.

471. FOR THE ACADEMIC BOWL?

472. NO, I DID IT TO IMPRESS YOU.

473. DRAKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF GRADES YOU GET.

474. I LIKE YOU.

475. YEAH?

476. HOW MUCH?

477. YOU TELL ME.

478. DRAKE, I'M REALLY SORRY. JOSH, I'M REALLY SORRY.

479. NO, NO.

480. CRAZY BACK THERE.

481. TO GO CRAZY, MAN.

482. MADE YOU CHEAT FOR ME.

483. OK. IT WAS YOUR FAULT.

484. YOUR APOLOGY.

485. KIWI? UP HIGH.

486. YOU KNOW WHAT? AN AWESOME BROTHER,

487. I'M GONNA HELP YOU GET BACK AT MEGAN.

488. SERIOUS? TOTALLY.

489. WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT, WE'RE GONNA STRIKE.

490. COOL! THANKS.

491. HEY, YOU WANT GAMESPHERE?

492. SURE!

493. MEGAN!

494. MEGAN!

495. EARLY KUROSAWA FILMS, BECAUSE...

496. WOW. SHE'S REALLY SMART.

497. AND SO HOT.

498. I'M NOT LISTENING.

499. BETTER ACT LIKE I AM.

500. I'LL NOD. YEAH!

501. WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

502. BOYS CAN'T BE HANDSOME AND SMART!

503. WHAT?

504. I LOVE YOU!

505. ERIC!

506. ERIC!

507. MMM!