1. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TRY
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
2. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT.Copy !req
3. HERE ARE SOME TIPS THAT WILL
HELP YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
4. WANT TO KNOW
HOW TO HAVE FUN?Copy !req
5. LISTEN UP.Copy !req
6. ALWAYS GO TO BED
ON TIME.Copy !req
7. STAY UP ALL NIGHT
TILL LIKE 4:00 IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
8. NEVER MISS CLASS.Copy !req
9. WHEN THE TEACHER'S
NOT LOOKING,Copy !req
10. CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW.Copy !req
11. ALWAYS DO YOUR HOMEWORK
BEFORE YOU WATCH TV.Copy !req
12. ALWAYS REMEMBERCopy !req
13. TELEVISION IS FAR MORE
IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK.Copy !req
14. HEY, IS DRAKE
TELLING YOU BAD STUFF?Copy !req
15. OH, VEGETABLES? UNCOOL.Copy !req
16. DRAKE! STOP POISONING
THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!Copy !req
17. OK!Copy !req
18. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HOMEWORK.Copy !req
19. EAT CANDY,
WATCH TONS OF TV.Copy !req
20. ARE YOU GIVING THE PEOPLE
A POSITIVE MESSAGE?Copy !req
21. YEAH!Copy !req
22. OK, POSITIVELY
KEEP YOUR ROOM MESSY,Copy !req
23. PLAY MUSIC LOUD,Copy !req
24. CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST.
GOT IT?Copy !req
25. DON'T BE
A TROUBLEMAKER.Copy !req
26. DON'T BE A DORK.Copy !req
27. OK, YOU GET TO EAT
CANDY AT EVERY MEALCopy !req
28. FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
29. BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE
7 OF YOUR FINGERSCopy !req
30. SURGICALLY REMOVED.
WOULD YOU DO IT?Copy !req
31. DO I GET TO KEEP
MY THUMBS?Copy !req
32. ONE.Copy !req
33. YEAH, I'D DO IT.Copy !req
34. AAH!Copy !req
35. HEY, THAT'S
MRS. HAEFFER'S CAR.Copy !req
36. WHAT'S IT DOING
IN THE CLASSROOM?Copy !req
37. OK, SOMEBODY HAS PULLED
THE GREATEST PRANK EVER.Copy !req
38. BUT HOW DID THEY DO IT?Copy !req
39. I THINK THE PRANKSTER
MUST HAVE DRIVEN THE CARCopy !req
40. UP TO THE SIDE
OF THE BUILDING,Copy !req
41. THREW IT INTO NEUTRAL,
GREASED THE CAR WITH BUTTER,Copy !req
42. OR CORN OIL,Copy !req
43. AND THEN SQUEEZED IT
THROUGH THAT WINDOW.Copy !req
44. I HAVE
A DIFFERENT THEORY.Copy !req
45. OH? WHAT'S THAT,
MINDY?Copy !req
46. WELL, I THINK WHEN
YOU WERE A BABY,Copy !req
47. YOUR MOTHER DROPPED YOU
ON YOUR HEAD,Copy !req
48. THEN FED YOU A BOTTLE
OF STUPID JUICE,Copy !req
49. THEN SUCKED YOUR BRAIN
OUT WITH A VACUUM.Copy !req
50. OH, YEAH? WELL...Copy !req
51. OH, YEAH? WELL...Copy !req
52. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
53. GOOD COMEBACK, JOSH.Copy !req
54. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
55. STUPID MINDY.
SHE'S SO SMART.Copy !req
56. YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE
SHE CAME IN FIRST
AT THE SCIENCE FAIRCopy !req
57. AND YOU CAME IN SECOND.Copy !req
58. I SHOULD HAVE WON,
WHAT WITH MY BIG MAGNET.Copy !req
59. SHE CLONED HER OWN DOG.Copy !req
60. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
61. LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS
ANOTHER COCKAPOO.Copy !req
62. JUST LET IT GO, MAN.Copy !req
63. IT WAS JUST
A SCIENCE FAIR.Copy !req
64. NO, SHE BEATS ME
AT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
65. I GET A 99 ON A TEST,
SHE GETS 100.Copy !req
66. I RUN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT,
SHE BEATS ME BY ONE VOTE.Copy !req
67. I BRING TUNA FOR LUNCH,
SHE BRINGS HAM.Copy !req
68. SO?Copy !req
69. HAM BEATS TUNA.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.Copy !req
70. HERE COMES HAEFFER.Copy !req
71. WHEN SHE SEES
HER CAR IN HERE,Copy !req
72. SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE.Copy !req
73. SORRY I'M LATE, CLASS.Copy !req
74. I HAD MY CAR STOLEN
LAST NIGHT AND—Copy !req
75. I JUST FOUND IT.Copy !req
76. HMM. THAT'S INTERESTING.Copy !req
77. WELL, I'LL GO
TELL THE PRINCIPALCopy !req
78. THAT MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY CLASSROOM.Copy !req
79. HMM. NO EXPLOSION.Copy !req
80. Haeffer, shouting:
MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY CLASSROOM!Copy !req
81. KABOOM.Copy !req
82. I WANT TO KNOWCopy !req
83. WHO PARKED MY CAR
IN THIS CLASSROOM,Copy !req
84. AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW.Copy !req
85. SO, NO ONE WANTS TO TALK?Copy !req
86. FINE. BECAUSE I WILL
FIND OUT WHO DID THIS.Copy !req
87. AND WHEN I DO, DRAKE,Copy !req
88. I WILL DO BAD THINGS
TO HIM,Copy !req
89. VERY BAD THINGS.Copy !req
90. I DIDN'T DO THIS,
MRS. HAEFFER.Copy !req
91. DID NOT DO IT.Copy !req
92. ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
TAKE YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
93. NOW, WOULD EVERYONECopy !req
94. PLEASE OPEN
THEIR TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE...Copy !req
95. DRAKE, JOSH,
WHY AREN'T YOU SITTING?Copy !req
96. YOU'RE KIND OF PARKED
IN OUR SPOTS.Copy !req
97. THEN SIT IN THE CAR!Copy !req
98. SHOTGUN.Copy !req
99. OH, GEEZ.Copy !req
100. NICE GOING, JOSH. SMOOTH.Copy !req
101. OOH. HELLO, SARA.Copy !req
102. OBJECTS IN MIRROR
MAY BE HOTTER
THAN THEY APPEAR.Copy !req
103. DRAKE!Copy !req
104. STOP ENJOYING THE REFLECTION!Copy !req
105. HI. I'M FROM AAAA.Copy !req
106. I GOT A CALL
TO REMOVE A CAR
FROM AN ENGLISH CLASS.Copy !req
107. THAT THE ONE?Copy !req
108. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
109. PLEASE,
JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT,
WHO CAN TELL ME—Copy !req
111. WHAT WERE THE NAMES
OF THE TWO FEUDING FAMILIESCopy !req
112. IN "ROMEO AND JULIET"?Copy !req
113. STOP IT!Copy !req
114. JOSH.Copy !req
115. THE ANSWER
IS THE MONTAGUES
AND THE HATHAWAYS.Copy !req
116. WRONG.Copy !req
117. I BELIEVE IT WAS
THE MONTAGUES
AND THE CAPULETS.Copy !req
118. CORRECT.Copy !req
119. BUT I HAD
A BIG MAGNET!Copy !req
120. SHE CLONED
HER OWN DOG!Copy !req
121. UH, EXCUSE ME.
CAN I USE YOUR JACK?Copy !req
122. OH, IT'S IN THE TRUNK.Copy !req
123. ALL RIGHT, NOW,
WE KNOW THAT ROMEOCopy !req
124. WAS NOT ALLOWED
TO SNUGGLE JULIET,Copy !req
125. NOT EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS,
AND...Copy !req
126. WHERE DID THAT JACKET
COME FROM?Copy !req
127. IT WAS IN YOUR TRUNK.Copy !req
128. HEY, DRAKE,
THAT'S YOUR JACKET.Copy !req
129. YEAH, IT WAS STOLEN
OUT OF MY LOCKER
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.Copy !req
130. OR DID YOU LEAVE IT
IN THE TRUNK LAST NIGHTCopy !req
131. WHEN YOU WERE PARKING
MY CAR IN THIS CLASSROOM?Copy !req
132. I TOLD YOU,
MRS. HAEFFER,
I DIDN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
133. YOU ARE SUSPENDED,
DRAKE PARKER.Copy !req
134. WHAT?
SUSPENDED!Copy !req
135. COME ON, NOW,
YOU HAVE—Copy !req
136. TO THE NURSE!Copy !req
137. DID YOU DO IT?Copy !req
138. NO.Copy !req
139. WHY DID YOU DO IT?Copy !req
140. I DIDN'T.Copy !req
141. HOW DID YOU DO IT?Copy !req
142. I TOLD YOU,
I DIDN'T DO IT!Copy !req
143. I SWORE
ON MOM'S GRAVE.Copy !req
144. EXCUSE ME,
STILL ALIVE HERE.Copy !req
145. SORRY,
IT'S AN EXPRESSION.Copy !req
146. MEGAN, OUT.Copy !req
147. ARE YOU GOING
TO YELL AT DRAKE?Copy !req
148. OUT!Copy !req
149. FINE.Copy !req
150. BUT IF HE CRIES
AND I MISS IT,Copy !req
151. I'M JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO MAKE HIM
CRY AGAIN.Copy !req
152. SO WE JUST GOT
OFF THE PHONE
WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
153. LOOK,
I PROMISE YOU GUYS,Copy !req
154. I DID NOT PUT
HER CAR IN THAT
CLASSROOM.Copy !req
155. YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
156. WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN
KNOWN TO ACT OUT.Copy !req
157. LIKE WHEN?Copy !req
158. YOU DROVE THE LAWN MOWER
INTO THE LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
159. BY ACCIDENT.Copy !req
160. YOU FILLED
OUR SWIMMING POOL
WITH LOBSTERS.Copy !req
161. TO MAKE MONEY.Copy !req
162. SHOULD I MENTION
THE STINK BOMBCopy !req
163. AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING?Copy !req
164. OH, COME ON,
EVEN YOU HATE
YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
165. LOOK, DRAKE,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT WE BELIEVE,Copy !req
166. YOUR SCHOOL HAS RULES.Copy !req
167. SUSPENSION MEANS
THAT YOU CAN'T GO ON
YOUR CLASS SKI TRIP,Copy !req
168. YOU CAN'T COMPETE
IN THE TALENT SHOW.Copy !req
169. IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR!Copy !req
170. I CAN'T BELIEVE
MRS. HAEFFERCopy !req
171. CAN JUST DECIDE
I'M GUILTY.Copy !req
172. SHE CAN'T!Copy !req
173. WHAT?Copy !req
174. ACCORDING TO
MY POCKET-SIZED
SCHOOL HANDBOOK.Copy !req
175. ANY ACCUSED STUDENT
CAN APPEAL HIS CASECopy !req
176. BEFORE
THE HONOR COUNCIL.Copy !req
177. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
178. IT'S LIKE A COURT.
A JURY OF STUDENTSCopy !req
179. DECIDES WHETHER YOU'RE
INNOCENT OR GUILTY.Copy !req
180. HOW WERE YOU GOING
TO MAKE MONEY
WITH LOBSTERS?Copy !req
181. FOCUS, WALTER!Copy !req
182. ALL RIGHT, JOSH,
I WANT TO DO IT.Copy !req
183. HOW DO I GO BEFORE
THIS HONOR CLOSET?Copy !req
184. WELL, FIRST, IT'S CALLED
THE HONOR COUNCIL.Copy !req
185. AND SECOND, I'VE ALREADY
SUBMITTED YOUR CASE.Copy !req
186. OH, REALLY?
THAT'S AWESOME!Copy !req
187. WE GO TO TRIAL
IN TWO DAYS.Copy !req
188. THAT'S AWESOME!Copy !req
189. AND I'M GOING
TO DEFEND YOU!Copy !req
190. OH,
THAT'S NOT AWESOME.Copy !req
191. DRAKE, DRAKE!Copy !req
192. BOBBY BERNSTEIN
FROM THE SCHOOL PAPER.Copy !req
193. ARE YOU INNOCENT?Copy !req
194. YES,
COMPLETELY
INNOCENT.Copy !req
195. DRAKE,
IF YOU'RE SUSPENDED,Copy !req
196. CAN YOU STILL TAKE ME
TO THE PROM?Copy !req
197. HEY, I'M GOING
WITH DRAKE TO THE PROM!Copy !req
198. EXCUSE ME,
DRAKE'S MY PROM DATE!Copy !req
199. GIRLS, GIRLS,
GIRLS, GIRLS!Copy !req
200. OK, ONCE I PROVE
DRAKE'S INNOCENCE,Copy !req
201. HE COULD TAKE ALL
3 OF YOU TO THE PROM.Copy !req
202. SO WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
203. JUST RELAX.
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
204. ACT TOUGH. THIS IS WAR.Copy !req
205. HEY, MRS. HAEFFER.
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK
LOVELY IN LAVENDER.Copy !req
206. OH, THANK YOU, JOSH.Copy !req
207. YOU'RE LOOKING
PRETTY SPIFFY
YOURSELF.Copy !req
208. I HATE YOU, DRAKE.Copy !req
209. MA'AM.Copy !req
210. SO, MRS. HAEFFER,Copy !req
211. I GUESS YOU'LL BE
DEFENDING YOURSELF
IN THIS TRIAL?Copy !req
212. NO, ACTUALLY
ONE OF MY STUDENTS
IS REPRESENTING ME.Copy !req
213. OH, REALLY? WELL,
HE'S IN FOR A ROUGH TIME.Copy !req
214. I'VE COME PREPARED.
GOT ME A BRIEFCASE.Copy !req
215. SO WHO'S GOING TO BE
REPRESENTING YOU?Copy !req
216. UH... OH,
HERE SHE COMES NOW.Copy !req
217. HI, MRS. HAEFFER.Copy !req
218. WOW, MINDY.
TWO BRIEFCASES.Copy !req
219. MINDY?Copy !req
220. YOU'RE REPRESENTING
MRS. HAEFFER?Copy !req
221. THAT'S RIGHT, JOSH.Copy !req
222. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO LOSE AGAIN.Copy !req
223. OH, NO.
NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
224. I AM DONE
LOSING TO YOU.Copy !req
225. FACE IT, JOSH,
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
AT ANYTHING.Copy !req
226. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
227. THUMB WAR!Copy !req
228. 1, 2, 3, 4,
I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!Copy !req
229. 1, 2, 3, YOU LOSE.Copy !req
230. LET GO OF MY THUMB!Copy !req
231. COME ON, MRS. HAEFFER.
TABLE'S RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
232. THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.Copy !req
233. GOOD LUCK, JOSH.Copy !req
234. I HATE YOU, DRAKE.Copy !req
235. MA'AM.Copy !req
236. SHE HURT MY THUMB.Copy !req
237. ALL RIGHT, THIS MEETING
OF THE HONOR COUNCIL
WILL NOW BEGIN.Copy !req
238. DRAKE PARKER.Copy !req
239. YOU ARE ACCUSED
BY MRS. HAEFFERCopy !req
240. OF PUTTING HER CAR
INTO A CLASSROOM.Copy !req
241. IF YOU'RE FOUND GUILTY
BY THE JURY,Copy !req
242. YOU ARE GOING TO BE
SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL.Copy !req
243. AND IF I'M FOUND INNOCENT?Copy !req
244. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
245. ALL RIGHT,
WE WILL NOW HEARCopy !req
246. AN OPENING STATEMENT
FROM THE DEFENSE.Copy !req
247. YOU'RE SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
248. YEAH.Copy !req
249. I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT
STUDYING LEGAL TALK.Copy !req
250. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
251. THANK YOU, MR. THOMPSON.Copy !req
252. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,Copy !req
253. MY CLIENT, DRAKE PARKER,
HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS "PARTY A,"Copy !req
254. CANNOT HAVE COMMITTED
SAID ACT OF MALFEASANCE.Copy !req
255. NAY, IN THIS TRIAL,
I SHALL RENDER BOTH
HABEASES AND CORPUSES...Copy !req
256. I WILL BEGIN MY ARGUMENTCopy !req
257. BY EXAMINING THE PLAINTIFF'S
ERRONEOUS CLAIM...Copy !req
258. I REQUEST THAT YOU
EXAMINE AND ANALYZECopy !req
259. ALL OF THE MOTIONS
AND INJUNCTIONS,Copy !req
260. AND COME TO A DECISION
EX POST FACTO.Copy !req
261. I WILL ARGUE MY CASE
THROUGH A SERIES OF DEFENSESCopy !req
262. STARTING WITH ARTICLE ONE ...Copy !req
263. WHICH BRINGS ME
TO POINT NUMBER 17, SUBSET A.Copy !req
264. JOSH, THAT'S ENOUGH
OF AN OPENING STATEMENT,Copy !req
265. DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
266. BUT I WAS JUST—Copy !req
267. MINDY,
YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.Copy !req
268. THANK YOU.Copy !req
269. UNLIKE MY OPPONENT,Copy !req
270. I'LL MAKE MY OPENING
STATEMENT SHORT AND SWEET.Copy !req
271. DRAKE'S GUILTY.
I'LL PROVE IT.Copy !req
272. WHO WANTS SUSHI?Copy !req
273. BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
274. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
275. UH, MR. THOMPSON?
I OBJECT.Copy !req
276. MINDY CAN'T
BRING IN SUSHI.Copy !req
277. OVERRULED.Copy !req
278. HEY, CAN I HAVECopy !req
279. A SPICY TUNA ROLL,
PLEASE?Copy !req
280. HAI!Copy !req
281. THANK YOU.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S THE BEST ONE.Copy !req
282. THIS IS BOBBY BERNSTEIN
FOR THE SCHOOL NEWS.Copy !req
283. I'M HERE WITH JOSH NICHOLS,Copy !req
284. WHO'S DEFENDING
HIS BROTHER DRAKECopy !req
285. IN THE BIGGEST
HONOR COUNCIL TRIAL OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
286. JOSH, TELL ME,Copy !req
287. WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU LOST THIS CASE?Copy !req
288. I DIDN'T LOSE.
THE TRIAL'S STILL GOING ON.Copy !req
289. THIS IS GOING TO AIR
NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
290. YEAH, BEAT IT, BERNSTEIN!Copy !req
291. ALL RIGHT. MINDY,
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.Copy !req
292. FOR MY NEXT WITNESS,Copy !req
293. I'D LIKE TO CALL
THE DEFENDANT,
DRAKE PARKER.Copy !req
294. JUST BE COOL.
DON'T LET HER
RATTLE YOU.Copy !req
295. RIGHT. GOT IT.Copy !req
296. OH, WAIT, WAIT.
FIX YOUR COLLAR.Copy !req
297. IT WILL IMPRESS THE JURY
IF YOU LOOK NICE.Copy !req
298. JOSH,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.Copy !req
299. JUST ONE SEC.Copy !req
300. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,Copy !req
301. DRAKE'S ENGLISH NOTEBOOK.Copy !req
302. YOU'LL NOTICE IT
CONTAINS NO NOTES. NO.Copy !req
303. ONLY THE DISTURBING SCRIBBLINGS
OF A BOY POSSESSED.Copy !req
304. THOSE ARE PERSONAL!Copy !req
305. YOU CAN'T SHOW EVERYONE
HIS DOODLES!Copy !req
306. DOODLES.Copy !req
307. MR. THOMPSON,
THIS NOTEBOOK IS DIRECTLY
RELEVANT TO THIS CASECopy !req
308. AS IT SHOWS DRAKE'S
TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT
MRS. HAEFFER.Copy !req
309. OH, I'LL ALLOW THAT,
YEAH.Copy !req
310. I'VE TAKEN SOME OF DRAKE'S
DRAWINGS AND ENLARGED THEMCopy !req
311. SO YOU CAN ALL SEE
THE INNER WORKINGS
OF HIS TWISTED MIND.Copy !req
312. DRAWING NUMBER ONE.Copy !req
313. CAN YOU EXPLAIN
WHAT THIS IS?Copy !req
314. AIRPLANE.Copy !req
315. AND WHO IS THIS
JUMPING OUT OF THE AIRPLANE?Copy !req
316. MRS. HAEFFER.Copy !req
317. AND WHERE'S HER PARACHUTE?Copy !req
318. DIDN'T DRAW ONE.Copy !req
319. DIDN'T DRAW ONE!Copy !req
320. BUT THERE'S A LAKE BELOW.Copy !req
321. SO CLEARLY SHE WOULD
LAND SAFELY IN THE WATER.Copy !req
322. REALLY?Copy !req
323. DRAKE,
WHAT ARE THESE THINGSCopy !req
324. IN THE WATER?Copy !req
325. HUNGRY ALLIGATORS.Copy !req
326. I SEE.Copy !req
327. DRAWING NUMBER TWO.Copy !req
328. HERE WE SEE
MRS. HAEFFER SMILING
AND HOLDING AN UMBRELLA,Copy !req
329. BUT ABOVE HER—Copy !req
330. THAT'S NOT RAIN FALLING,
IS IT, DRAKE?Copy !req
331. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
332. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
333. PIANO.Copy !req
334. A PIANO!Copy !req
335. WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO MRS. HAEFFER HERE?Copy !req
336. EATEN BY AN ELEPHANT.Copy !req
337. AND HERE?Copy !req
338. STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.Copy !req
339. AND THIS ONE?Copy !req
340. PROBED BY ALIENS.Copy !req
341. NO MORE QUESTIONS.Copy !req
342. NOW, DRAKE, WE KNOW
FROM THE JANITOR'S TESTIMONYCopy !req
343. THAT THE CAR WAS PUT
INTO THE CLASSROOMCopy !req
344. SOMETIME BETWEEN MIDNIGHT
AND 6 A.M. TUESDAY MORNING.Copy !req
345. RIGHT.Copy !req
346. EXCUSE ME,
BUT WHERE IS THIS GOING?Copy !req
347. IN YOUR FACE,
THAT'S WHERE IT'S GOING!Copy !req
348. DRAKE COULDN'T HAVE
PULLED THAT PRANKCopy !req
349. BECAUSE WE SHARE A ROOM.Copy !req
350. AND BETWEEN
MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M.,Copy !req
351. HE WAS ASLEEP IN HIS BED.Copy !req
352. CLONE THAT ONE, MINDY!Copy !req
353. MR. THOMPSON, I HAVE
SOME QUESTIONS FOR JOSH.Copy !req
354. BRING IT.Copy !req
355. MINDY,
YOU MAY "BRING IT."Copy !req
356. IS IT TRUE
THAT I BEAT YOUCopy !req
357. IN THE SCIENCE FAIR
LAST YEAR?Copy !req
358. YES.Copy !req
359. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH THIS TRIAL?Copy !req
360. NOTHING,
I JUST LIKE REMINDING YOU.Copy !req
361. NOW YOU SAY THAT DRAKE
COULDN'T HAVE PULLED
THIS PRANKCopy !req
362. BECAUSE YOU WERE BOTH
ASLEEP IN THE SAME ROOMCopy !req
363. BETWEEN MIDNIGHT
AND 6 A.M.Copy !req
364. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
365. BUT WHO'S TO SAYCopy !req
366. THAT DRAKE DIDN'T
SNEAK OUT OF YOUR ROOM
AFTER MIDNIGHT,Copy !req
367. WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING,Copy !req
368. PUT MRS. HAEFFER'S CAR
IN THE CLASSROOM,Copy !req
369. THEN RETURN TO YOUR ROOM
BEFORE YOU WOKE UP?Copy !req
370. IMPOSSIBLE.
IF HE HAD LEFT,Copy !req
371. IT WOULD HAVE
WOKEN ME UP,Copy !req
372. BECAUSE I AM
A VERY LIGHT SLEEPER.Copy !req
373. YOU'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER?Copy !req
374. JOSH, ARE YOU AWARE THAT
YOUR LITTLE SISTER MEGANCopy !req
375. HAS HER OWN WEB SITE?Copy !req
376. YEAH. SO?Copy !req
377. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU'D ALL TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS MONITOR,Copy !req
378. I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
A VIDEO CLIP FROM
MEGANPARKER.COM.Copy !req
379. WATCH CLOSELY.Copy !req
380. HI, I'M MEGAN PARKER,
AND THIS IS MY FRIEND ADDIE.Copy !req
381. I'M HER FRIEND ADDIE.Copy !req
382. WELCOME TO ANOTHER
EPISODE OF...Copy !req
383. "DOING STUFF TO JOSH
WHILE HE SLEEPS!"Copy !req
384. THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING
TO FOCUS ON JOSH'S FACE.Copy !req
385. WE'RE GOING
TO PUT STUFF ON IT.Copy !req
386. FIRST, BOLOGNA.Copy !req
387. NEXT, LIPSTICK.Copy !req
388. AND FINALLY...Copy !req
389. A KITTY!Copy !req
390. WHICH IS EXTRA FUNNY,
BECAUSE HE'S ALLERGIC
TO CATS.Copy !req
391. THAT CONCLUDES
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF...Copy !req
392. "DOING STUFF TO JOSH
WHILE HE SLEEPS."Copy !req
393. BYE!Copy !req
394. AS YOU CLEARLY JUST SAW,Copy !req
395. JOSH NICHOLS IS NOT
A LIGHT SLEEPER,Copy !req
396. WHICH MEANS DRAKE
OBVIOUSLY SNUCK OUT,Copy !req
397. PULLED THE PRANK,Copy !req
398. THEN SNUCK BACK IN BEFORE
JOSH EVEN KNEW HE WAS GONE.Copy !req
399. DRAKE, HOW COULD YOU
DO THAT?Copy !req
400. I DIDN'T DO IT!Copy !req
401. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
402. SHE'S GOOD.Copy !req
403. SO, I HEAR
YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE.Copy !req
404. WHAT MAKES YOU
SAY THAT?Copy !req
405. SCHOOL PAPER.Copy !req
406. HEY, MY HAIR LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD THERE.Copy !req
407. SO, DRAKE, TELL ME!Copy !req
408. TELL YOU WHAT?Copy !req
409. HOW YOU GOT HER CAR
IN THAT CLASSROOM.Copy !req
410. DID YOU USE A RAMP
UP TO THE WINDOW?Copy !req
411. OR WAS IT SOME TYPE
OF HYDRAULIC LIFT?Copy !req
412. MEGAN,
FOR THE LAST TIME,Copy !req
413. I DID NOT
PULL THAT PRANK.Copy !req
414. I WOULDN'T EVEN
KNOW HOW.Copy !req
415. YEAH,
YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART.Copy !req
416. THANK YOU.Copy !req
417. HEY!Copy !req
418. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
419. YEAH.Copy !req
420. HEY!Copy !req
421. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
422. I'M GOING
TO LOOK INTO THIS.Copy !req
423. WHAT?Copy !req
424. I'M GOING TO HELP YOU.Copy !req
425. AND WHY ARE YOU
GOING TO HELP ME?Copy !req
426. BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY BROTHER.Copy !req
427. AND I CAN TELL
YOU'RE SAD AND SCARED
AND UPSET,Copy !req
428. AND I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE YOU THAT WAYCopy !req
429. UNLESS I CAUSE IT.Copy !req
430. OH, THANKS.Copy !req
431. HEY!Copy !req
432. SO IF YOU EXAMINE
ALL OF THE EVIDENCE,Copy !req
433. YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS
NO DOUBT THAT DRAKE PARKERCopy !req
434. IS GUILTY
OF PULLING THIS PRANKCopy !req
435. AND DESERVES TO BE SUSPENDED.Copy !req
436. ALSO I BEAT JOSH
IN THE SCIENCE FAIR LAST YEAR.Copy !req
437. JUST SAYIN'.Copy !req
438. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,Copy !req
439. I AM NOT AN EMOTIONAL MAN.Copy !req
440. BUT I WOULD GO
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTHCopy !req
441. TO PROVE THAT MY CLIENT,
DRAKE PARKER,Copy !req
442. IS INNOCENT!Copy !req
443. AW, GEEZ.Copy !req
444. JOSH, SIT DOWN,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
445. WE ALL KNOW
DRAKE IS GUILTY.Copy !req
446. UH, BUT IT'S UP
TO THE JURY.Copy !req
447. GUILTY.
GUILTY.Copy !req
448. GUILTY.
I THINK
HE'S GUILTY.Copy !req
449. GUILTY.
GUILTY.Copy !req
450. MEGAN?Copy !req
451. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
452. JUST READ THIS.Copy !req
453. UH, MR. THOMPSON?Copy !req
454. CAN I JUST HAVE
ONE MORE MINUTE?Copy !req
455. IT'S OVER, JOSH.
I WON. AGAIN.Copy !req
456. MR. THOMPSON, MAY I?Copy !req
457. WELL, IF IT KEEPS ME
FROM GOING HOME
TO MY WIFE,Copy !req
458. SURE, WHATEVER.Copy !req
459. THANK YOU.Copy !req
460. I CALL MINDY CRENSHAW
TO THE STAND.Copy !req
461. WHAT?Copy !req
462. TO THE STAND, CRENSHAW!Copy !req
463. CRENSHAW.Copy !req
464. ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, BOYS,
LET'S GET TO IT.Copy !req
465. SO, MINDY, YOU DO
VERY WELL IN SCHOOL,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
466. NUMBER ONE
IN THE CLASS.
JEALOUS?Copy !req
467. WHAT'S
YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE?Copy !req
468. I HAVE A 4.0.Copy !req
469. SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU HAVE ALL "A's?Copy !req
470. THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING.Copy !req
471. REALLY?Copy !req
472. BECAUSE WE HAPPEN
TO HAVE A COPY OF
YOUR TRANSCRIPT.Copy !req
473. AND YOUR GRADES.Copy !req
474. THAT'S WHAT
TRANSCRIPT MEANS.Copy !req
475. OH.Copy !req
476. SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR GRADES.Copy !req
477. YES, LET'S.Copy !req
478. HMM. "A,"A,"
"A,"A,"A"--OH!Copy !req
479. WHOOPS!Copy !req
480. DRAKE, WHAT DOES THAT
LITTLE LETTER LOOK LIKE
RIGHT THERE?Copy !req
481. OH, GEE, JOSH,
I'M THINKING
THAT'S A "B."Copy !req
482. OK, FINE,
I GOT ONE "B."Copy !req
483. YES, YOU DID.Copy !req
484. TWO YEARS AGO.Copy !req
485. IN A CLASS
TAUGHT BY...Copy !req
486. MRS. ALICE HAEFFER!Copy !req
487. WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THAT, MINDY?Copy !req
488. I SAY,
"WHO CARES?"Copy !req
489. OH, I THINK YOU DO.Copy !req
490. I THINK YOU HAD
A PERFECT STRAIGHT "A"
AVERAGECopy !req
491. UNTIL ONE COURAGEOUS
TEACHER GAVE YOU A "B,"Copy !req
492. AND YOU COULDN'T
STAND IT.Copy !req
493. BE QUIET, JOSH!Copy !req
494. IT ATE AWAY AT YOU,Copy !req
495. UNTIL YOU COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE!Copy !req
496. REMEMBER
THE SCIENCE FAIR!Copy !req
497. SO YOU TOOK
HER CAR APART,Copy !req
498. AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
IN HER CLASSROOMCopy !req
499. TO GET EVEN!Copy !req
500. STOP TALKING!Copy !req
501. YEAH, AND THEN
YOU FRAMED ME.Copy !req
502. ADMIT IT!
TELL THE TRUTH!Copy !req
503. ALL RIGHT, I DID IT!
YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
504. MINDY! HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
505. HOW COULD YOU
GIVE ME A "B"?Copy !req
506. I'M PERFECT,
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
507. MINDY, YOU'RE SUSPENDED.
DRAKE, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
508. I'VE GOT TO GET SOME SOUP.Copy !req
509. ALL RIGHT, FINE,
I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
510. I DON'T NEED THIS PLACE.
I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU.Copy !req
511. I HAVE A COCKAPOOCopy !req
512. AND AN EXACT CLONE
OF THAT COCKAPOO.Copy !req
513. THAT'S TWO COCKAPI.Copy !req
514. HOW MANY COCKAPI
DO YOU HAVE, JOSH? HMM?Copy !req
515. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. NONE.Copy !req
516. ALL YOU'VE GOT
IS A BIG MAGNET.Copy !req
517. "OH, I'M JOSH. LOOK AT ME
WITH MY BIG MAGNET."Copy !req
518. THAT'S RIGHT. CRENSHAW, OUT.Copy !req
519. SEE YOU, CRAZY.Copy !req
520. YOU DID IT, MAN.Copy !req
521. YEAH, WE DID.Copy !req
522. DRAKE, THIS ISN'T
EASY FOR ME TO SAY,Copy !req
523. BUT I WAS WRONG.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
524. THANK YOU,
MRS. HAEFFER.Copy !req
525. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST
ACTUALLY GLAD—Copy !req
526. STILL HATE YOU.Copy !req
527. I KNOW.Copy !req
528. THANKS FOR GETTING ME
OUT OF THIS, MAN.Copy !req
529. I DEFINITELY OWE YOU.Copy !req
530. OH, YEAH? HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO REPAY ME?Copy !req
531. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.Copy !req
532. I KNEW YOU WERE
INNOCENT.Copy !req
533. I KNEW IT MORE!Copy !req
534. YOUR HAIR
IS SO COOL!Copy !req
535. OK!Copy !req
536. HE'S SO CUTE!Copy !req
537. CONSIDER US EVEN.Copy !req
538. LA LA!Copy !req
539. I KNOW.Copy !req
540. HUNGRY ALLIGATORS.Copy !req
541. I THINK DRAKE'S INNOCENT,Copy !req
542. AND CUTE.
YOU DRAW SO COOL!Copy !req
543. THANK YOU.Copy !req
544. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
545. YOUNG LADY,
BACK TO YOUR SEAT, PLEASE.Copy !req
546. FREE DRAKE! FREE DRAKE!Copy !req
547. I LOVE YOU. BYE!Copy !req
548. OK.Copy !req
549. MMM!Copy !req