1. YOU KNOW, FINDING THE PERFECT
GIRL TO GO OUT WITH
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3. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BORN LUCKY.
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4. I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
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5. SOMETIMES A GIRL
MAY SEEM PERFECT,
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6. BUT THEN JUST TURN
OUT TO BE HORRIBLE.
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7. READY?
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8. HEADS.
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9. IT'S TAILS.
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10. LIKE GABRIELLE.
I DATED HER FOR
ALMOST A MONTH.
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11. THEN I FOUND OUT
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12. HORSE MEAT.
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13. AND TAILS.
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14. HEADS.
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15. EVERY TIME?
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16. I MEAN, I THOUGHT
I WAS IN LOVE
WITH THAT GIRL,
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17. BUT THEN SHE ATE
A HORSEBURGER.
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18. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN
BY UNLUCKY?
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19. HEY, DRAKE.
HEY.
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20. WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT SHIRT?
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21. GRAMMY SENT IT TO ME.
DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
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22. WELL, HOW CAN I
PUT THIS?
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23. IT LOOKS LIKE
THE 2 MOST HIDEOUS
SHIRTS IN THE WORLD
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24. GOT MARRIED,
AND YOU'RE WEARING
THEIR BABY.
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25. WELL, I THINK
IT'S HANDSOME.
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26. AHH, MAN!
A TEXT MESSAGE
FROM KELLY.
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27. I HAVE A DATE
WITH HER TONIGHT.
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28. WHY ARE YOU DOWN ON KELLY?
SHE'S CUTE.
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29. YEAH, BUT SHE HAS
THIS LAUGHING PROBLEM.
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30. WHEN IS LAUGHING
A PROBLEM?
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31. OK, HERE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU
HAD FOR BREAKFAST.
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32. I DON'T KNOW,
SOME CEREAL—
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33. HA HA HA HA!
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34. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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35. HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH—HEH!
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36. MORNING, CLASS.
I GRADED YOUR ESSAYS.
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37. JOSH, YOU WROTE
A WONDERFUL STORY.
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38. I CRIED WHEN THE LEPRECHAUN
GAVE BIRTH.
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39. A-PLUS.
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40. THANK YOU,
MRS. HAFER.
GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
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41. LOVED IT.
IN FACT, IT WAS SO GOOD,
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42. YOU CAN SKIP
TODAY'S POP QUIZ.
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43. WOW. A-PLUS
AND NO QUIZ.
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44. TODAY'S
MY LUCKY DAY.
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45. YES, IT IS.
THERE'S YOUR ESSAY, DRAKE.
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46. A D-MINUS?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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47. I DON'T KNOW.
JUST WRITE ANOTHER ONE.
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48. DUDE, SHE IS SO MEAN.
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49. WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT
IN FOR ME?
MRS. HAFER?
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50. SHE'S THE NICEST
TEACHER IN THE
WHOLE SCHOOL.
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51. IT'S ALL
IN YOUR HEAD.
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52. ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
LET'S BEGIN.
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53. "THE ILIAD" AND
"THE ODYSSEY" WERE
ORIGINALLY WRITTEN
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54. IN WHAT LANGUAGE—DRAKE?
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55. UH, GREEK. WRONG. TODD.
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56. GREEK?
CORRECT.
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57. MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'RE STILL WEARING
THAT FREAK SHIRT.
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58. WILL YOU STOP
MAKING FUN OF
MY SHIRT?
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59. I DON'T MAKE FUN
OF YOUR...
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60. WELL, IF YOU
HAD SOMETHING
TO MAKE FUN OF,
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61. I WOULDN'T
MAKE FUN OF IT.
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62. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A JERK!
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63. OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU'RE CRAZY!
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64. I BREAK UP WITH YOU!
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65. GOOD. HERE.
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66. YOU CAN TAKE BACK
YOUR $1,000 WATCH.
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67. I DON'T WANT IT
AFTER IT'S BEEN
ON YOUR FILTHY WRIST!
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68. FINE!
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69. HERE.
HAVE A WATCH.
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70. AND HAVE YOUR
RING, TOO!
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71. WOW. A WATCH
AND A RING.
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72. THESE ARE GOLD.
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73. THIS IS, LIKE,
THE 10th LUCKY THING
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74. THAT'S HAPPENED
TO ME TODAY.
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75. THIS SHIRT—
IT HAS POWERS.
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76. YES, JOSH.
THE POWER TO MAKE
CHILDREN CRY.
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77. OH, HEY, DRAKE.
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78. OH, HERE COMES KELLY.
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79. HEY, CUTIE.
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80. UH, YOU KNOW JOSH.
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81. HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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82. HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
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83. HA HA HA HA!
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84. GOOD. HA HA HA!
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85. YEAH, WELL,
LET'S SIT DOWN.
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86. SORRY I'M LATE.
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87. SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
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88. ACTUALLY,
PRETTY ROUGH.
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89. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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90. I HAD A PRETTY BAD
DAY, TOO.
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91. UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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92. MY HAMSTER DIED.
HA HA HA HA!
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93. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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94. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
OHH.
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95. HA HA HA HA!
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96. HA HA HA HA!
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97. HA HA HA HA!
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98. OK.
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99. FIRST WE AIM.
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100. NEXT WE LOAD
THE TOMATOES.
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101. AND NOW WE WAIT
FOR THE BOOM.
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102. WHAT THE—
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103. AHH, MAN!
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104. I MISSED YOUR HEAD.
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105. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED
YOUR GIANT HEAD?
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106. FIRST, MY HEAD IS
ONLY SLIGHTLY LARGER
THAN AVERAGE...
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107. SECOND—
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108. D-OHH! OHH!
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109. UHH, DARN IT!
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110. I GOT TO GO READ
THE MANUAL.
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111. WAIT. AREN'T YOU
GONNA CLEAN THIS UP?
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112. IT'S YOUR ROOM.
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113. WHO EXPLODED?
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114. JUST ONE OF
MEGAN'S PRANKS,
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115. BUT THIS TIME
SHE MISSED ME.
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116. WOW. SHE NEVER MISSES.
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117. SHE DOES WHEN I'M
WEARING MY LUCKY SHIRT.
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118. SO, HOW WAS YOUR DATE
WITH KELLY?
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119. HORRIBLE!
MAN, I CAN'T TAKE THE
INAPPROPRIATE LAUGHING.
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120. I'VE GOT TO
BREAK UP WITH HER.
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121. I'M JUST GONNA GO
TO HER HOUSE AND GET IT
OVER WITH RIGHT NOW.
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122. HEY.
HEY. WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
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123. BREAK UP WITH
MY GIRLFRIEND.
HAVE FUN.
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124. JOSH, YOUR DAD'S
WAITING FOR YOU
DOWNSTAIRS.
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125. "O.R." IS ON.
"O.R."?
OH, I FORGOT.
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126. THEY'RE DOING
A COLONOSCOPY
ON NATALIE.
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127. HMM.
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128. KELLY, YOU—YOU'RE
A REALLY NICE GIRL.
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129. I—I JUST DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.
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130. OH, NO.
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131. KELLY, I'M JOINING
THE ARMY.
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132. NAVY?
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133. CIRCUS?
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134. WHO'S OUT HERE?
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135. OH, HEY, IS KELLY
HO—LY SNOT!
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136. WHAT A CHARMING
SENTIMENT.
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137. MRS. HAFER, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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138. WATCHING "O.R.,"
AND I'M MISSING
MADELINE'S COLONOSCOPY.
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139. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON MY PORCH?
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140. ISN'T THIS
KELLY'S ADDRESS?
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141. WAIT.
YOU'RE THE BOY WHO'S
BEEN DATING MY DAUGHTER?
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142. YOU'RE KELLY'S MOM?
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143. I'M GOING TO BE SICK. OH, RIGHT THERE
WITH YOU.
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144. DRAKE, I WASN'T
EXPECTING YOU TONIGHT.
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145. HA HA HA HA HA!
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146. YEAH, I WASN'T
EXPECTING MY ENGLISH
TEACHER TO BE YOUR MOM.
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147. YOU'RE ONE OF
MY MOM'S STUDENTS?
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148. IF YOU USE THE TERM
STUDENT LOOSELY.
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149. YEAH, WELL,
I'D BETTER GET GOING.
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150. OH, NO, NO.
YOU CAME ALL
THE WAY OUT HERE.
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151. SO, WHAT DID
YOU WANT?
UM...
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152. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ME
TO PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?
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153. OH, YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T—
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154. I'LL GO GET
MY PUTTER.
OK.
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155. SO, UH, HEH HEH.
NICE NIGHT, HUH?
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156. I HATE YOU.
I KNOW.
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157. I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
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158. YOU WERE DATING
MRS. HAFER'S
DAUGHTER.
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159. I NEVER KNEW
KELLY'S LAST NAME.
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160. BESIDES, THEY LOOK
NOTHING ALIKE—
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161. DRAKE! YES, MUM—MA'AM.
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162. SINCE YOU'RE TALKING,
PLEASE TELL THE CLASS
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163. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
NOVEL FROM THE 20th
CENTURY.
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164. UH, "CATCHER
IN THE RYE."
WRONG.
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165. WRONG? BUT YOU
ASKED ME WHAT MY—
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166. WRONG!
BUT—WHAT—WHY?
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167. WAS I TALKING TO YOU?
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168. KINDA.
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169. CLASS DISMISSED.
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170. HEY, JOSH, YOU GOT
A GAMESPHERE, RIGHT?
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171. YEAH. WHY?
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOURS?
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172. NO, MY DAD GAVE
MINE AWAY.
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173. HOW COME?
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174. WELL, MY FAMILY
JOINED THIS CULT,
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175. SO I'M NO LONGER
ALLOWED TO ENJOY
VIDEO GAMES...
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176. OR LIFE.
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177. SO, IT'S
YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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178. WHOA. THERE'S, LIKE,
40 GAMES IN HERE.
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179. AND YOU'RE JUST
GIVING ME THESE?
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180. YEAH. WELL, I GOT
TO GO SHAVE MY HEAD.
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181. MAN, YOU ARE
THE LUCKIEST GUY ALIVE.
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182. WHEN I'M WEARING MY
LUCKY SHIRT, I AM.
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183. COME ON. LET'S GET
TO STUDY HALL.
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184. NOT SO FAST, DRAKE.
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185. WE HAVE TO SOME THINGS
TO DISCUSS.
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186. DRAKE, I'M NOT GOING
TO MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.
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187. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT MINCE MEANS, DO YOU?
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188. LIKE BREATH MINTS?
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189. DRAKE, FOR SOME REASON,
MY DAUGHTER LIKES YOU.
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190. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
THIS HAPPY SINCE I
BOUGHT HER THAT PUTTER.
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191. SHE'S ALWAYS SO FULL
OF LAUGHTER.
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192. I'VE NOTICED.
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193. KELLY'S HAPPINESS IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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194. SO I WANT TO BE
PERFECTLY CLEAR.
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195. YOU DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE HER UNHAPPY,
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196. AND I WILL DROP A BOMB
ON YOUR LIFE.
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197. I SEE.
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198. WHAT EXACTLY
DOES THAT MEAN?
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199. YOU BREAK HER HEART,
YOU'RE GOING TO
SUMMER SCHOOL.
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200. SUMMER SCHOOL?
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201. THAT'S RIGHT.
SUMMER SCHOOL.
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202. 2 WORDS EVEN
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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203. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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204. AND DO YOU, KELLY,
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205. TAKE DRAKE TO BE
YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
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206. I DO!
HA HA HA HA!
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207. HA HA HA HA!
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208. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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209. I DO.
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210. THAT'S RIGHT.
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211. WHAT'S UP, MEGAN?
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212. OH, MY TEACHER'S
MAKING US DO A PROJECT
ON OUR FAMILY TREE.
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213. SO I NEED A PICTURE
OF YOU.
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214. GO SIT THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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215. CHEESE.
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216. JUST MOVE!
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217. I DON'T GET IT.
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218. IT WORKS ON THE BANANA.
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219. FACE IT, MEGAN.
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220. YOU CAN'T GET ME
WHEN I'M WEARING
MY LUCKY SHIRT.
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221. THEN THE SHIRT MUST
BE DESTROYED.
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222. GOOD LUCK.
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223. I'M NEVER
TAKING IT OFF.
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224. YEAH? WE'LL SEE.
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225. WHAT A WASTE OF POTASSIUM.
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226. HEY. WHAT'S UP?
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227. BAD THINGS.
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228. WHAT DID MRS. HAFER
SAY TO YOU?
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229. THAT IF I BREAK UP WITH
HER PRECIOUS DAUGHTER,
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230. SHE'S SENDING ME
TO SUMMER SCHOOL.
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231. UHH...
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232. THAT IS SO UNFAIR. YEAH, IT IS.
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233. I SWEAR IF I HEAR
"HA HA HA HA"
ONE MORE TIME,
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234. I'M GONNA STAPLE
MY EARS SHUT.
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235. BUT WHAT AM I
GONNA DO?
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236. I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
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237. LOOKS LIKE
YOU JUST—
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238. WAIT!
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239. MRS. HAFER SAID
YOU COULDN'T BREAK UP
WITH KELLY, RIGHT?
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240. YEAH...
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241. BUT WHAT IF KELLY
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242. HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
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243. DUDE, I'M SAYING
YOU SHOULD MAKE KELLY
BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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244. OHH, THAT'S GOOD.
I LIKE YOUR WORDS.
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245. KEEP SAYING THEM.
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246. UH, WELL, SHE LIKES
YOU, RIGHT?
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247. SO ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS ACT UN-YOU-ISH.
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248. I'M NOT JEWISH.
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249. NO. UN-DRAKE-ISH.
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250. NOW, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA SEE HER NEXT?
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251. TONIGHT.
SHE'S COMING OVER
FOR DINNER.
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252. PERFECT.
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253. NOW, ALL YOU GOT
TO DO IS ACT LIKE
ANDY SCHNIPPMAN.
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254. THE GUY FROM SEVENTH
GRADE THAT ATE LUNCH
AT THE LOSER TABLE?
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255. YEAH.
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256. WAIT, I ATE
AT THAT TABLE.
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257. UH, RIGHT.
SO, WHAT ABOUT
SCHNIPPMAN?
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258. OK. WELL, REMEMBER
HOW HE USED TO, LIKE,
EAT WITH HIS HANDS
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259. AND BLOW HIS NOSE
AND STUFF?
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260. OH, YEAH.
THAT GUY WAS DISGUSTING.
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261. THAT'S RIGHT.
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262. SO TONIGHT,
YOU BE DISGUSTING.
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263. BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.
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264. BE THE SCHNIPPMAN.
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265. I AM THE SCHNIPPMAN.
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266. Be the Schnippman.
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267. OH, I LOVE SPAGHETTI!
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268. HA HA HA HA!
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269. UH, YEAH, THAT GREAT.
SO, WHERE WERE WE?
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270. UM, OH, WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT
YOUR MUSIC.
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271. OH, RIGHT.
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272. SO, WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE SONG
YOU EVER WROTE?
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273. HMM... YOU KNOW,
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
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274. THERE'S SO MANY.
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275. IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A PARENT PICKING
THEIR FAVORITE CHILD.
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276. OH, I GOT TO BLOW
MY NOSE.
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277. HERE.
YOU WANT A TISSUE?
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278. OH, THANKS.
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279. KEEP IT.
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280. DRAKE, YOU KNOW WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT YOU?
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281. OH, I AM SO SORRY.
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282. YOU SHOULD BE.
THAT WAS WEAK.
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283. CHECK THIS OUT.
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284. I JUST LOVE HOW
YOU AND I CAN BE
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285. SO COMFORTABLE
WITH EACH OTHER.
HA HA HA HA!
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286. HA HA HA-
HA HA HA HA!
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287. HEY, HOW'S
IT GOING?
GREAT.
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288. GREAT.
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289. HEY, THAT'S A VERY
INTERESTING SHIRT.
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290. DO YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND?
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291. ME?
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292. YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND
IF I SET YOU UP WITH
MY FRIEND ALLISON?
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293. SHE JUST GOT BACK
FROM DOING SOME MODELING
IN PARIS.
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294. SHE'S A MODEL?
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295. YEAH. OH, AND SHE
LOVES VIDEO GAMES
AND MAGIC TRICKS.
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296. SHIRT, YOU'VE
DONE IT AGAIN!
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297. WHEN DO I GET
TO MEET HER?
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298. TOMORROW NIGHT.
THE 4 OF US COULD
MEET AT THE PREMIERE.
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299. COOL.
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300. OH.
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301. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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302. HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH.
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303. HA HA HA HA HA!
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304. HA HA HA HA!
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305. MAN, SHE'S NEVER
GONNA BREAK UP
WITH ME.
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306. AND WE'RE GONNA
STAY TOGETHER,
GET MARRIED,
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307. AND HAVE LITTLE
INAPPROPRIATE-
LAUGHING CHILDREN.
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308. AND MRS. HAFER'S
GONNA BE YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
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309. OH...
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310. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ANYWAY?
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311. STEAMING MY SHIRT.
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312. OH! PLEASE DO NOT
TELL ME YOU'RE
GONNA WEAR THAT
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313. ON OUR DOUBLE DATE
TONIGHT?
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314. OH, BUT I AM.
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315. THIS IS THE LUCKIEST
SHIRT IN THE WORLD.
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316. IT GOT ME A DATE
WITH A TEEN MODEL
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317. WHO LOVES MAGIC
AND VIDEO GAMES.
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318. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE
IN FEMALE.
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319. LUCKY SHIRT...
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320. YOU'RE MY
POLYESTER ANGEL.
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321. YOU WANT TO
GET THAT?
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322. NAH, THE MACHINE
WILL GET IT.
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323. Drake on machine:
HEY, IT'S DRAKE
AND JOSH.
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324. LEAVE YOUR NAME AND
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH.
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325. HI, DRAKE.
IT'S KELLY.
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326. ME AND ALLISON
WILL MEET YOU AND JOSH
TONIGHT AT 8:00.
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327. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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328. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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329. I'M GONNA MAKE
THAT GIRL BREAK UP
WITH ME TONIGHT.
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330. YOU ALREADY TRIED
THAT, BRO.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
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331. I KNOW.
IT'S 'CAUSE I NEED
SOMETHING LIKE A— A—
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332. THAT SHIRT!
MY SHIRT?
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333. YOUR SHIRT.
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334. NO. YOU DON'T EVEN
BELIEVE IN ITS LUCKY POWERS.
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335. YEAH, I DO.
YOU GOT VIDEO GAMES,
GOLD JEWELRY,
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336. A DATE WITH A MODEL—
YOUR LIFE'S NOT
THAT GOOD.
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337. THIS SHIRT IS POSSESSED.
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338. I PREFER ENCHANTED.
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339. OK, WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, IT'S LUCKY,
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340. AND I NEED SOME LUCK.
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341. I'M WEARING THIS
SHIRT TONIGHT.
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342. HUH HUH HUH!
YOU AIN'T NEITHER!
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343. I WILL NOT GO TO SUMMER
SCHOOL, JOSH.
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344. I WILL NOT!
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345. BUT I MAY NEVER GET
ANOTHER DATE WITH
A MAGIC-LOVING,
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346. VIDEO GAME PLAYING
TEEN MODEL.
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347. I NEED MY LUCKY SHIRT.
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348. I NEED IT MORE!
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349. WHAT YOU JU—
WOULD YOU JU—
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350. AAH!
AAH!
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351. AH, GREAT!
NOW WHAT?
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352. HEY.
HEY, LADIES.
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353. THEY HAVE REALLY
GOOD PIZZA HERE.
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354. HA HA HA HA.
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355. YEAH, THAT'S
PRETTY FUNNY.
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356. ALLISON, I, UM,
COULDN'T REMEMBER
WHETHER YOU ASKED
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357. FOR DIET OR REGULAR, SO
I JUST WENT WITH DIET,
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358. 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MODEL
SO YOU'RE PROBABLY
WATCHING YOUR FIGURE.
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359. OH, NOT THAT YOU
NEED TO WATCH
YOUR FIGURE.
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360. I—I MEAN, YOU HAVE
A GREAT BODY.
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361. OH, NOT THAT I WAS
LOOKING AT IT.
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362. I JUST—I JUST—
OH, JEEZ.
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363. HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA.
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364. UM, KELLY,
I'M MOVING TO AFRICA.
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365. WHAT? WHY?
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366. UM, IT'S PART OF THIS
WHOLE EUROPEAN FOREIGN
EXCHANGE PROGRAM.
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367. AFRICA'S NOT IN EUROPE.
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368. UH, RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE A 3-WAY TRADE.
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369. YOU KNOW, I GO
TO AFRICA; THEY SEND
A KID TO HOLLAND;
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370. MY PARENTS GET
A LITTLE DUTCH BOY.
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371. HIS NAME IS HANSEL.
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372. HANSEL?
HANSEL!
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373. SO, THE POINT IS
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374. I'M NOT GONNA BE
ABLE TO SEE YOU
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
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375. OH.
WELL, THAT'S OK.
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376. I THINK THAT LONG-DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS ARE
REALLY ROMANTIC.
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377. HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA.
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378. JOSH, COULD I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
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379. PLEASE!
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380. KILL ME!
WOULD YOU KILL ME?
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381. YEAH, I SHOULD,
FOR RIPPING MY
LUCKY SHIRT.
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382. IT DOESN'T WORK
ALL SEVERED.
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383. THAT'S IT!
OW!
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384. WHAT'S "IT"?
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385. WE GOT TO PUT
THE SHIRT
BACK TOGETHER.
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386. GIVE ME THE SLEEVES.NO! YOU GIVE ME
THE TORSO.
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387. I NEED THE LUCK!I NEED THE TEEN
MODEL!
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388. LOOK, THERE IS
NO WAY I'M GONNA—
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389. I'M SO SICK OF YOU—
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390. SHH! CALM DOWN!
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391. LET'S NOT FIGHT,
ALL RIGHT?
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392. WE'RE ALL WE'VE GOT.
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393. OK. YOU JUST GIVE ME
THE SLEEVES FOR
5 MINUTES AND LET
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394. THE SHIRT WORK
ITS MAGIC FOR ME,
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395. AND THEN YOU CAN
HAVE IT BACK FOR THE
REST OF THE NIGHT.
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396. ALL RIGHT.
5 MINUTES.
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397. QUICKLY.
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.
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398. PUT YOUR ARM THROUGH.
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399. GO GO GO.
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400. UM, DRAKE, CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
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401. UH, SURE.
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402. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
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403. WHAT'S UP?
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404. DRAKE, THERE'S NO
EASY WAY TO SAY THIS.
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405. I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S WORKING OUT,
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406. YOU KNOW, US.
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407. ARE YOU BREAKING UP
WITH ME?
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408. HA HA HA HA!
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409. I'M SO SORRY.
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410. NO, NO.
DON'T BE SORRY.
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411. CONSIDER ME DUMPED.
BYE.
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412. YOU ARE GONNA TELL
YOUR MOM THAT YOU
DUMPED ME, RIGHT?
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413. UH, SURE.
I GUESS.
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414. GREAT.
YOU DO THAT. BYE!
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415. HUG ME, BROTHER!
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416. WHAT HAPPENED?
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417. SHE DUMPED ME!
I'M FREE.
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418. FREE OF HER AND FREE
OF SUMMER SCHOOL.
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419. ALL YOURS.
MAY THE LUCK BE WITH YOU.
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420. WHOO-HOO!
HA HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
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421. HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
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422. SO, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF JOSH?
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423. WHO'S JOSH?
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424. HEY, GIRLS.
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425. WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A THIRD WHEEL.
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426. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
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427. HA HA! BYE.
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428. SO, ALLISON—
WOW.
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429. YOU HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL EYES.
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430. I DO?
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431. THANKS.
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432. YOU WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE
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433. AND NOT WATCH
THE MOVIE?
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434. WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
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435. SO WE CAN DO THIS.
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436. RACE YOU THERE!
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437. OH!
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438. WHERE IS IT?
IT'S NOT IN OUR ROOM.
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439. I CHECKED THE LAUNDRY.
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440. WHOA, SLOW DOWN, GUYS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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441. THE SHIRT'S MISSING.
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442. WE GOTTA HAVE
THAT SHIRT!
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443. IT MADE A MODEL
KISS ME!
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444. YOU MEAN THAT
HIDEOUS SHIRT?
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445. YEAH. WHERE IS IT?
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446. MEGAN SAID
YOU DIDN'T WANT IT
ANYMORE.
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447. HUH?
WHAT?
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448. I GAVE IT TO
GOODWILL.
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449. HEY, GUYS.
UH-OH. AAH!
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450. BOYS, BOYS, BOYS—
OK, GUYS, LOOK!
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451. HEY, HEY!
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452. I'M SURE MEGAN
DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIRT
WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU.
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453. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP THE LESS
FORTUNATE THAN US.
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454. OH. COME ON, SWEETIE.
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455. LET'S GO GET RID OF
SOME OF YOUR DAD'S
UGLY SHIRTS.
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456. OK!
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457. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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458. MAYBE THAT SHIRT
WASN'T LUCKY.
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459. YOU THINK?
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460. SURE. I MEAN,
SHIRTS CAN'T BE LUCKY.
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461. IT WAS ALL IN OUR HEADS.
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462. YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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463. LUCKY SHIRT.
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464. Man on radio:
AS YOU PEOPLE KNOW
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465. WE HAVE A CONTEST
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.
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466. AND THE WINNING NUMBERS
FOR TONIGHT'S MUCHO
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467. 7, 14, 22, 39,
AND 44.
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468. I WON.
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469. I WON!
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470. I'M A MILLIONAIRE!
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471. MMM!
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