1. ] Y'KNOW,
I LOVE LITTLE KIDS!Copy !req
2. ] KIDS ARE AWESOME.Copy !req
3. ] Y'KNOW WHAT I
LIKE BEST ABOUT 'EM?Copy !req
4. ] THE COOLEST THING ABOUT
HANGIN' WITH KIDS...Copy !req
5. ]
THEY CAN LEARN A LOT FROM ME!Copy !req
6. ] I USED TO TUTOR THIS LITTLE
PORTUGUESE BOY IN MATH.Copy !req
7. HIS NAME WAS
PABLO.Copy !req
8. ] ONE TIME, MY MOM MADE ME BABYSIT MEGAN,
AND THREE OF HER FRIENDS.Copy !req
9. ] I WAS TEACHIN' HIM
ABOUT LONG DIVISION...Copy !req
10. AND HE THREW A
GOLF CLUB AT ME!Copy !req
11. A NINE-IRON.Copy !req
12. ] MOM TOLD ME TO TAKE THE KIDS
TO A MUSEUM, BUT INSTEAD-Copy !req
13. I TOOK 'EM TO
RIDE GO-KARTS.Copy !req
14. ] THE CLUB HIT ME IN THE EYE,
BRUISED MY RETINA!Copy !req
15. ] AFTER I GAVE THE KIDS
THESE HUUUGE CUPS OF COFFEE-Copy !req
16. AW, MAN.
YOU SHOULDA' SEEN 'EM ON THOSE GO-KARTS!Copy !req
17. ]
IT WAS OUTTA CONTROL!Copy !req
18. ] I COMPLAINED TO PABLO'S FATHER...
BUT HE JUST SHOUTED AT ME IN PORTUGESE.Copy !req
19. ] AFTER THE GO-KARTS, WE ALL PILED INTO A
CABIN WITH THE CHUCKY-CHEDDARS.Copy !req
20. ] I LIKE TUTORING,
BUT I HATE PABLO.Copy !req
21. ]
AWW, KIDS...Copy !req
22. ] PABLO!Copy !req
23. [d]Copy !req
24. WHOO!Copy !req
25. HELLO,
SMORES.Copy !req
26. HELLO,
PAIN!Copy !req
27. AH!Copy !req
28. OOUHHG...Copy !req
29. OHH... OW.Copy !req
30. ]UH, JOSH? THEY USUALLY PUT THE PRIZE
IN THE CEREAL-Copy !req
31. NOT THE MILK...Copy !req
32. OH, SMORES!
I LOVE SMORES!Copy !req
33. ] WHO DOESN'T?Copy !req
34. ] I DUNNO...
SMORE HATERS?Copy !req
35. ]
GOOD POINT.Copy !req
36. ] SO, WHY'RE YOU
MAKIN' SMORES?Copy !req
37. ] OH, I'M HELPIN' DAD OUT WITH
MEGAN'S CAMPFIRE KID'S MEETING.Copy !req
38. ] DADS STILL THE CHEIF? I THOUGHT THEY
KICKED HIM OUT AFTER THE PINECONE INCIDENT?Copy !req
39. ] HEY, THAT SQUIRRLE
HAD IT COMIN'!Copy !req
40. AND DON'T EAT THE SMORES.
] OH, I WON'T...Copy !req
41. ] CAUSE I JUST TOOK 'EM OUT
OF THE FOUR-HUNDRED DEGREE OVEN.Copy !req
42. ] OH! HU-Copy !req
43. NUTHIN'.Copy !req
44. [WALTER, FROM THE LIVING ROOM:]
JOOOOOOOSSHH!Copy !req
45. ] COMIN'!Copy !req
46. [WALTER, FROM THE LIVING ROOM:]
JJOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!Copy !req
47. ] AW, MEGAN.
YOU TIED DAD TO A CHAIR?Copy !req
48. ] MAYBE,
ARE THOSE SMORES?Copy !req
49. ] WAAAIHH...Copy !req
50. NOW, I HAVE TEN SMORES,
AND THERE ARE NINE OF YOU.Copy !req
51. SO, EVERYONE GETS ONE,
AND THEN WE'LL HOLD A RAFFE-Copy !req
52. SMORES!Copy !req
53. ] WAHHH!Copy !req
54. SAVAGES!
SAAAVAAGEES!Copy !req
55. YEAH- GET YOUR SMORES,
YOU LITTLE DEMONS!Copy !req
56. OH!Copy !req
57. I'M OKAY!Copy !req
58. YOU COULDN'T
HELP ME?Copy !req
59. ] I'M TIED TO
A CHAIR!Copy !req
60. ] OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
61. ] AND-Copy !req
62. THIS IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
63. ] WHAT'RE YOU
DOING?Copy !req
64. ]
RESIGNING!Copy !req
65. YOU'RE THE CAMPFIRE
KID'S NEW CHEIF.Copy !req
66. ] BUT, I DON'T
WANNA BE TH-Copy !req
67. ] NEW CHEIF!Copy !req
68. ] YES, DADDY!Copy !req
69. ] WHERE'S YOUR
BROTHER?Copy !req
70. ] THAT IS MY BROTHER.Copy !req
71. ] NOT HIM!
DRAKE.Copy !req
72. ] WHY'RE YOU ALWAYS
ASKING ABOUT DRAKE?Copy !req
73. ] UH, HE'S ONLY THER CUTEST
BOY EVER!Copy !req
74. ] AHEM!Copy !req
75. ] DON'T YOU THINK
DRAKES ADORABLE?Copy !req
76. ] I THINK OF HIM MORE AS A...
TARGET.Copy !req
77. ] ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP
CHILDREN!Copy !req
78. I AM YOUR NEW
CAMPFIRE KID'S CHEIF!Copy !req
79. YOU'RE OUR NEW CHEIF,
SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
80. ] THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
81. I'M OUT.Copy !req
82. ] IT'S DRAKE!Copy !req
83. ] I KNOW...Copy !req
84. ] JOSH, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE
WHO JUST CALLED ME!Copy !req
85. ]
WHO CALLED?Copy !req
86. ] STAR NINETY-NINE!Copy !req
87. ] WHA- YOU'RE IN THE
SONG-WRITERS SPOT-LIGHT?Copy !req
88. ] YEAH, I GET TO PLAY LIVE
ON THE RADIO THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!Copy !req
89. ] AW, CONGRATS!Copy !req
90. THAT'S AWESOME,
BRO!Copy !req
91. ] GROSS, THERE'S A BAND-AID
IN MY MILK!Copy !req
92. ]
AW, JEEZ.Copy !req
93. d I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT... dCopy !req
94. d I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAYdCopy !req
95. d IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
(AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE) dCopy !req
96. d IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
TO REALIGN dCopy !req
97. d BUT IF LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND dCopy !req
98. d OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
Y'KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU dCopy !req
99. d I'LL ALWAYS BEING PICKIN' YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN dCopy !req
100. d SO JUST
TURN AROUND dCopy !req
101. d OOOOHHH, OHH dCopy !req
102. AH!Copy !req
103. ] DRAKE, DID
I SCARE YOU?Copy !req
104. WHAT ARE YOU DOING- IS THAT YOUR GUITAR?
COOL GUITAR!Copy !req
105. ] UH-
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
106. ] I'M WENDY! WELL, MY REAL NAMES MELISSA,
BUT I HATE THE NAME MELISSA-Copy !req
107. SO PEOPLE CALL ME
WENDY.Copy !req
108. ] OKAYY... UHH, I'M DRAKE.
NICE TO MEET'CHA.Copy !req
109. ] OH, WE'VE MET
BEFORE!Copy !req
110. WELL, SORTA-KINDA...
I SAW YOU AT THE SUPERMARKET-Copy !req
111. AND I SAID "HI!", AND YOU SAID
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE PICKLES ARE?"-Copy !req
112. AND I SAID "RIGHT OVER THERE!",
AND YOU SAID "COOL".Copy !req
113. I WROTE ABOUT IT
IN MY DIARY.Copy !req
114. ] OH- OH YEAHHH...
THANKS!Copy !req
115. ] DO YOU WANNA PICKLE NOW?
'CAUSE I'LL GO GET YOU ONE, I MEAN IT!Copy !req
116. ]
THAT'S OKAY...Copy !req
117. ] SO, WHAT SONG
WERE YOU PLAYING?Copy !req
118. ] UMM, IT'S A NEW ONE I'M WORKIN' ON.
I'M GONNA SING IT ON THE RADIO-Copy !req
119. THIS FRIDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
120. ] WOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE RADIO?
I 'HAVE' A RADIO.Copy !req
121. ] COOOOL...Copy !req
122. ] CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?Copy !req
123. ] WHY DO YOU WANT
MY AUTOPGRAPH?Copy !req
124. ] UHH, YOU'RE ONLY THE BESTEST
SINGER EVER!Copy !req
125. ] YOU KNOW MY MUSIC?Copy !req
126. ] SURE! I GO TO THE TALENT SHOW EVERY YEAR
JUST TO SEE YOU!Copy !req
127. I EVEN HAVE SOME OF
YOUR SONGS ON CD!Copy !req
128. I LISTEN TO 'EM
WHEN I WORK OUT.Copy !req
129. SO, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH,
OR WHAT?Copy !req
130. ] UH, SURE...
I JUST NEED A PEN-Copy !req
131. ]
PEN!Copy !req
132. ] UH...
THANKS.Copy !req
133. OKAY, LET'S SEE.
PAPER...Copy !req
134. ALRIGHT, HERE.
THIS'LL WORK.Copy !req
135. LET'S SEE...
LOOOOVE... DRAKE... PARKER.Copy !req
136. THERE YA GO.Copy !req
137. ] WANNA HEAR
A SECRET?Copy !req
138. ]
OKAY...Copy !req
139. ] MY DREAM IS FOR YOU
TO PLAY A SONG JUST FOR ME.Copy !req
140. WILL YA?Copy !req
141. ] UH, SURE..
I- I GUESS, UMM... LEMME JUST-Copy !req
142. ] OHH, WENDY. YOUR MOMS
WAITING FOR YOU-Copy !req
143. DOWNSTAIRS
IN THE CAR!Copy !req
144. ] BUT DRAKE WAS JUST ABOUT
TO PLAY ME A SONG!Copy !req
145. ] UH, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO
DO IT ANOTHER TIME...Copy !req
146. UH- BUT HERE!Copy !req
147. ] YOUR GUITAR PICK?
YOU'RE GIVING ME THIS?Copy !req
148. ] UH, YEAH!
FOR... MY NUMBER ONE FAN.Copy !req
149. ] YAY.Copy !req
150. WELL, I BETTER GET GOING!
BYE, DRAKE!Copy !req
151. LOOK IT!
DRAKE SIGNED THIS FOR ME!Copy !req
152. ON THE BACK OF MY AUTOGRAPHED
PICTURE OF FRANKIE MUNIZ?Copy !req
153. ]
SUP, BRO!Copy !req
154. ] ALRIGHT, CAMPFIRE KIDS.
HUDDLE UP!Copy !req
155. SO, WHAT MOVIE ARE WE SEEING?Copy !req
156. ] WE'RE NOT
SEEIN' A MOVIE!Copy !req
157. WE'RE HERE TO LEARN ABOUT
WILDERNESS NAVIGATION.Copy !req
158. AWWWW!Copy !req
159. ] YOU'RE
THE WORST!Copy !req
160. ] THANK YOU,
PETE...Copy !req
161. NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE
DROPPED YOU OFF-Copy !req
162. ALL ALONE, IN THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?Copy !req
163. ] I'D CALL MOM
ON MY CELLPHONE.Copy !req
164. ] SAY YOU DIDN'T
HAVE YOUR CELLPHONE...Copy !req
165. ] I 'ALWAYS' HAVE
MY CELLPHONE.Copy !req
166. ]
THE BATTERY'S DEAD...Copy !req
167. ] I ALWAYS
CARRY-Copy !req
168. ] IT'S BROKEN! IT FELL IN A LAKE,
A BEAR ATE IT- THE POINT IS, YOU'RE LOST!Copy !req
169. AND ALL YOU HAVE
IS A COMPASS, AND A TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP OF THE REGION.Copy !req
170. ] SO, I HAVE A COMPASS, AND A TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP,
BUT I DON'T HAVE MY CELLPHONE?Copy !req
171. ] THAT TEARS IT!
WE'RE SEEIN' A MOVIE!Copy !req
172. [CAMPFIRE KIDS, IN UNISON:]
YAAAAAAYYY!Copy !req
173. ] FRENCH FRY?
] OUI, OUI.Copy !req
174. ]
AHEM...Copy !req
175. ]
AHEM!Copy !req
176. ]
WENDY?Copy !req
177. ]
WHO'S SHE?Copy !req
178. ] OH, THIS-
THIS IS MY DATE-Copy !req
179. LORISSA.
] HI.Copy !req
180. ]
SO, LORISSA...Copy !req
181. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE
SONG OF DRAKE'S?Copy !req
182. ] UM... I DIDN'T KNOW
DRAKE WROTE SONGS.Copy !req
183. I'D LOVE TO HEAR SOME-Copy !req
184. ] I BET
YOU WOULD.Copy !req
185. ] UH-Copy !req
186. ] LOOK WHAT DRAKE GAVE ME,
IT'S HIS GUITAR PICK.Copy !req
187. WHAT'D HE GIVE YOU?Copy !req
188. ] UH...
NOTHING.Copy !req
189. ]
INTERESTING.Copy !req
190. ] UH, WENDY-Copy !req
191. WE'RE KINDA ON A LITTLE DATE HERE.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH JOSH, AND-Copy !req
192. ] WOW, LORISSA!
THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD!Copy !req
193. ]
EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
194. ] IS THAT
ALL FOR YOU?Copy !req
195. ]
WENDY?Copy !req
196. ] WHAT? I THINK IT'S NICE THAT
LORISSA DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT HER FIGURE.Copy !req
197. ] FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I GO TO THE GYM FOUR TIMES A WEEK!Copy !req
198. ] THERE'S A PIMPLE
ON YOUR CHIN.Copy !req
199. ]
DRAKE!Copy !req
200. ] ALRIGHT,
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO!Copy !req
201. ] YEAH, SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
202. ]
OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
203. ENJOY YOUR-Copy !req
204. FEAST!Copy !req
205. BYE, DRAKE.Copy !req
206. ]
CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?Copy !req
207. ] WELL...
IT IS A LOTTA FOOD...Copy !req
208. [d]Copy !req
209. ] JOSH, I HAVE
A PROBLEM.Copy !req
210. ]
DOES IT ITCH?Copy !req
211. NO! MY PROBLEM IS WENDY,
YOUR LITTLE FOREST FIRE KID!Copy !req
212. OH, YOUR NUMBER
ONE FAN!Copy !req
213. YEAH,
WHO'S OBSESSED WITH ME!Copy !req
214. AH- TODAY, SHE VERBALLY
ASSAULTED MY DATE! AND, LOOK-Copy !req
215. MEGAN FOUND
HER NOTEBOOK!Copy !req
216. AWW, SHE WROTE 'DRAKE AND WENDY'
OVER AND OVER! HAHA!Copy !req
217. HEY, IF YOU FLIP THROUGH
THE PAGES REALLY FAST-Copy !req
218. THERE'S A LITTLE CARTOON OF YOU TWO WALKIN'
AND HOLDIN' HANDS!Copy !req
219. OH YEAH!
I WONDER HOW SH-Copy !req
220. OH, THIS IS NO TIME
FOR ANIMATION!Copy !req
221. SHE'S OBSESSED WITH ME!Copy !req
222. YOU'RE
EXAGGERATING.Copy !req
223. ] OH, YEAH?
] YEA.Copy !req
224. ] HERE, CHECK OUT
HER ANSWERING MACHINE!Copy !req
225. [WENDY, ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE:]
HI, THIS IS WENDY. DRAKE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW-Copy !req
226. BUT IF HE WERE, THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!Copy !req
227. I LOVE YOU, DRAKE!
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.Copy !req
228. ]
SEE WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
229. ] SO?
SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.Copy !req
230. IT'S CUTE!Copy !req
231. WHEN I WAS HER AGE,
I HAD A CRUSH ON OPARAH!Copy !req
232. ]
OPARAH?Copy !req
233. ]
SHE'S AN INSPIRATION!Copy !req
234. DUDE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WENDY.
THIS WEEK SHE LOVES YOU, UH-Copy !req
235. NEXT WEEK, SHE'LL LOVE...Copy !req
236. ]
OPARAH?Copy !req
237. ]
DON'T MOCK ME...Copy !req
238. ] FINE, I JUST
HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
239. ] I AM RIGHT. AND YOU SHOULD REALLY
GIVE OPARAH A CHANCE, SHE'S QUITE IMP-Copy !req
240. ] WHAT'S THAT?
] I DUNNO...Copy !req
241. ] AH!Copy !req
242. WENDY!
WHA- WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?Copy !req
243. ] I BROUGHT YOU SOME PICKLES!
OH, AND WILL YOU MARRY ME?Copy !req
244. THEY'RE VERTICALLY
SLICED FOR SANDWICHES!Copy !req
245. [d]Copy !req
246. T- T-THIS WHOLE THING
WITH WENDY HAS TO STOP!Copy !req
247. WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' WITH THOSE NUTS?Copy !req
248. PROTECTING
THEM FROM BEARS.Copy !req
249. SEE? BEARS NOT SMART
ENOUGH TO OPEN THIS LATCH.Copy !req
250. OH, COOL.
HEY, GIVE ME SOME NUTS.Copy !req
251. YOU, UH...
WANT ME TO CALL A BEAR TO HELP YA?Copy !req
252. ALRIGHT, SO WHAT'RE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT WENDY?Copy !req
253. I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TELL HER
TO LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
254. I'M GONNA GO TO HER HOUSE
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
255. BE BACK IN AN HOUR!Copy !req
256. ] HI, DRAKE!
I'M COMIN' IN!Copy !req
257. ]
UH, I SEE THAT...Copy !req
258. IS THAT MY PICTURE
ON YOUR SHIRT?Copy !req
259. ] YEAH!
HOW CUTE ARE YOU?Copy !req
260. ]
WHY'RE MY EYES CLOSED?Copy !req
261. ] OH, I TOOK IT
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.Copy !req
262. ] RIGHT...
UH, WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
263. ] COOL!
I COULD TALK TO YOU FOREVER!Copy !req
264. ] GREAT...
SIT DOWN.Copy !req
265. ] HEY, JOSH!
I MADE A DRAKE T-SHIRT SPECIAL FOR YOU!Copy !req
266. ] IS THIS FOR ME,
OR A SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE?Copy !req
267. ]
SO, WENDY...Copy !req
268. ]
SO, DRAKE?Copy !req
269. ] RELATIONSHIPS ARE...
VERY COMPLEX.Copy !req
270. ] OH, I KNOW.
I WATCH OPARAH.Copy !req
271. ]
ISN'T SHE INSPIRATIONAL?Copy !req
272. ] YEAH!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE ONE-Copy !req
273. WHERE THE GIRL
GIVES UP HER WHOLE CAREER,Copy !req
274. JUST TO LET HER HUSBAND
GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?Copy !req
275. ] OH, YEAH! AND THEN SHE
STARTED HER OWN COOKIE COMPANY!Copy !req
276. ] I KNOW!
I LOVE THAT ONE-Copy !req
277. ]
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!Copy !req
278. I'M TRYNNA SAY
SOMETHIN' HERE!Copy !req
279. SO, WENDY...Copy !req
280. ] DRAKE?Copy !req
281. ] UH, LOOK-
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT YOU LIKE ME,
AND... THAT YOU THINK MY MUSICS COOL.Copy !req
282. ] MY DREAM IS FOR YOU TO PLAY A SONG,
JUST FOR ME!Copy !req
283. ]
I- I- I KNOW, I KNOW...Copy !req
284. BUT, LOOK I- I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN...
PAYIN' A LITTLE.. TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO ME, LATELY.Copy !req
285. ]
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
286. ] NO, NO, NO,
IT'S NOT YOU-Copy !req
287. IT'S ME... Y'KNOW? I JUST...
NEED MY SPACE.Copy !req
288. CAN YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT?Copy !req
289. ] SURE,
I SO GET IT!Copy !req
290. ] OH, THATS AWESOME!
LOOK, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU-Copy !req
291. BEING SO COOL ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
292. ] OH,
NOT A PROBLEM!Copy !req
293. WELL, I BETTER GO.
GOTTA PACK FOR
TOMORROW NIGHT'S CAMPOUT.Copy !req
294. MM.Copy !req
295. SEE YA!Copy !req
296. SERIOUSLY, DUDE.
I CAN CALL A BEAR.Copy !req
297. [d]Copy !req
298. ] YEAH, BUT IF THAT WE'RE TRUE,
THEN FISH WOULD HAVE FEET.Copy !req
299. WHICH THEY DON'T.Copy !req
300. ] YEAH,
HAVE YOU EVER-Copy !req
301. HOLY SNOT!Copy !req
302. "CATCH DRAKE PARKER, THE BESTEST SIGNER
IN THE WHOLE WORLD-Copy !req
303. PREFORMING LIVE-Copy !req
304. THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, ON STAR NINETY-NINE
SONG WRITERS SPOTLIGHT."Copy !req
305. YOU REALISE WHAT YOUR
LITTLE CAMPFIRE KID HAS DONE?Copy !req
306. ] I THINK EVERYONE
REALISES IT...Copy !req
307. ] GEE, DRAKE. ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE
GONNA BE ON THE RADIO THIS FRIDAY?Copy !req
308. JUST CURIOUS...Copy !req
309. ] GUYS, GUYS! YEAH,
I'M GONNA BE ON THE RADIO FRIDAY-Copy !req
310. BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THESE FLYERS!Copy !req
311. ] ALRIGHT, CLASS!
LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS! THANK YOU-Copy !req
312. THERE'S A LOT
TO CO-Copy !req
313. VER TODAY...Copy !req
314. NOW! TODAY WE WILL BE DISCUSSING
WHY THERE IS NO "EAST VIRGINIA"!Copy !req
315. WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE MAP,
WE'LL SE-Copy !req
316. [d]Copy !req
317. ] ALRIGHT, CAMPFIRE CADETS.
TONIGHT'S CAMPOUT WILL BEGIN IN O-FIVE MINUTES!Copy !req
318. ] WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY
"FIVE MINUTES"?Copy !req
319. ] YOU DROP,
AND GIVE ME TWENTY!Copy !req
320. ] DON'TCHA MEAN
OOO-TWENTY?Copy !req
321. ] JUST BE READY
IN FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
322. ] HEY, MEGAN. Y'KNOW THAT ONE DAY
I'LL BE YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW?Copy !req
323. ] HEH- WHAT'RE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
324. ] WHEN DRAKE AND I
GET MARRIED!Copy !req
325. ] WHY WOULD DRAKE
MARRY YOU?Copy !req
326. ] 'CAUSE HES MY BOYFRIEND!
HE GAVE ME HIS GUITAR PICK TO PROVE IT.Copy !req
327. OH, AND
LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
328. ]
FRANKIE MUNIZ?Copy !req
329. ] NO-
THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
330. SEE?
"LOVE, DRAKE."Copy !req
331. LOOOOVEEE...Copy !req
332. HEY, DRAKE!Copy !req
333. ] DON'T TALK,
JUST LISTEN!Copy !req
334. ] BABY,
WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
335. ] Y'KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE
YOUR LITTLE FLYERS CAUSED ME?Copy !req
336. EVERYONE IN MY ENTIRE SCHOOL
MADE FUN OF ME TODAY,
BECAUSE OF YOU!Copy !req
337. ] THEY JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP...Copy !req
338. ] WE DON'T HAVE A "RELATIONSHIP",
Y'GOT IT?Copy !req
339. I'M NOT GONNA
SING A SONG FOR YOU-Copy !req
340. AND, I'M NOT YOUR "BOYFRIEND"!
I'M NOT EVEN YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
341. SO JUST
LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
342. ] SOOO,
WHEN'S THE WEDDING?Copy !req
343. ] Y'KNOW,
THAT WASN'T NICE!Copy !req
344. ] WHO SAID
I WAS NICE?Copy !req
345. [d]Copy !req
346. ] OKAY...
I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
FOR NOT BRAVING THE OUTDOORS-Copy !req
347. DURING
A GENTLE RAINSHOWER-Copy !req
348. HOWEVER...Copy !req
349. WE COULD STILL ROUGH IT...
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
350. ] LOOK, MAN. I KNOW THIS MEANS A LOT TO YOU, BUT...
WE'RE NOT INTO THIS WHOLE "CAMPFIRE KID" THING.Copy !req
351. ] YEAH,
WE JUST JOINED SO WE COULD-Copy !req
352. HANG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS,
AND EAT FREE FOOD.Copy !req
353. ] WHY YA GOTTA
RUIN IT?Copy !req
354. ]
GUYS, GUYS!Copy !req
355. LOOK..
JOSH...Copy !req
356. IS A BOOB.Copy !req
357. WE ALL
KNOW THAT.Copy !req
358. BUT WE JOINED THE CAMPFIRE KIDS, AND I THINK WE OWE IT
TO JOSH TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT CAMPING!Copy !req
359. JOSH, PLEASE SHOW US
THE PROPER USE OF THIS TENT!Copy !req
360. I'D BE GLAD TOO!Copy !req
361. NOW, COOL PART ABOUT THIS TENT
IS THAT IT'LL KEEP ANY KIND OF BUG OUT.
PLUS, IT'S WEATHER PROOF!Copy !req
362. ]
GIMME THE LOCK!Copy !req
363. ] SO, WHETHER IT'S COOL, OR IT'S RAINING,
YOU'RE GONNA STAY DRY.Copy !req
364. NOW-Copy !req
365. HEY. HEY!
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON OU-Copy !req
366. I THINK I'M LOCKED IN HERE!Copy !req
367. [CAMPFIRE KIDS, IN UNISON:]
YAAAYYYYY!Copy !req
368. ] ALRIGHT, NOW WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A REAL CAMPOUT!Copy !req
369. ]
SAY WHAT?Copy !req
370. ] YOU,
START MAKIN' SMORES!Copy !req
371. YOU,
GET THE VIDEO GAMES!Copy !req
372. YOU,
ORDER SOME PIZZA!Copy !req
373. ]
I'M ON IT!Copy !req
374. ] WENDY!Copy !req
375. UM, YOU WANNA
COME HELP US MAKE SMORES?Copy !req
376. ]
NO, THANKS.Copy !req
377. ] C'MON,
DRAKE WAS JUST UPSET.Copy !req
378. HE DIDN'T MEAN
THAT STUFF HE SAID.Copy !req
379. ] YEAH HE DID...Copy !req
380. I JUST WANNA
BE ALONE.Copy !req
381. ] UM, COULD SOMEONE-Copy !req
382. LET ME
OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
383. I'M
CLAUSTROPHOBIC!Copy !req
384. GET ME OUTTA HERRREEEE!Copy !req
385. ] THIS IS DANNY JANGER!
HOST ON STAR NINETY-NINE
SONG WRITERS SPOTLIGHT!Copy !req
386. THATS STAR NINETY-NINE
SONG WRITERS SPOTLIGHT.
COMIN' TO YOU EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT...Copy !req
387. ] DO YOU HAVE
AN EXTRA PICK?Copy !req
388. ]
YOU'RE UP NEXT.Copy !req
389. DEAR, DRAKE.
I'M SORRY I MADE YOU MAD.Copy !req
390. I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN.
I WON'T BOTHER YOU
EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
391. WENDY.Copy !req
392. ]
SOMETHING'S BOTHERING YOU.Copy !req
393. ] HOW DO
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
394. ]
IT'S A WOMAN, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
395. ] KIND OF.
A... LITTLE WOMAN.Copy !req
396. ]
GO TO HER.Copy !req
397. ]
GO TO HER?Copy !req
398. ]
FIX IT.Copy !req
399. ]
WHY SHOULD
I FIX IT?Copy !req
400. ]
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
YOU SHOULD.Copy !req
401. ]
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I KNOW I SHOULD?Copy !req
402. ]
BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW
YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD-Copy !req
403. I'D HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING
WHAT I OBVIOUSLY KNOW,
EVEN IF I SHOULDN'T.Copy !req
404. ]
LEIAH...Copy !req
405. YOU'RE UP NEXT.Copy !req
406. ] UH, WAIT-
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
407. ]
UH, 'CUSE ME...Copy !req
408. ] YOU'RE ON
AFTER THE RAPPERS.Copy !req
409. ] YEAH, UM- SOMETHING CAME UP THAT I-
THAT I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF.Copy !req
410. IS THERE ANY WAY
WE CAN RESCHEDULE THIS?Copy !req
411. ] HM, I CAN TRY.
BUT I CAN'T GUARANTEE IT...Copy !req
412. ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN'T STICK AROUND?Copy !req
413. ] NAH, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
THANKS.Copy !req
414. ] HEY.Copy !req
415. ] YEAH?Copy !req
416. ]
IS IT A WOMAN?Copy !req
417. ]
SORT OF...Copy !req
418. [d]Copy !req
419. ]
WILL SOMEBODY TURN UP THE RADIO?Copy !req
420. I THINK DRAKES
GONNA BE ON NEXT.Copy !req
421. ] HEY, WENDY... DON'T YOU WANNA
COME LISTEN TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND
SING YOU A SONG?Copy !req
422. ]
OKAY! OUR NEXT SONG WRITER PREFORMING
TONIGHT IS SAN DIEGOS VERY OWN-Copy !req
423. DRAKE PARKER!Copy !req
424. ]
DRAKES ON!Copy !req
425. ]
WOAHH, WE GOTTA FLAG IN THE PLAY HERE!
I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD DRAKE PARKER CANCELLED.Copy !req
426. SO, WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON
TO OUR NEXT PREFORMER-Copy !req
427. JAIDEMOPOLIS, WITH HIS SONG
"I FEEL PRETTY (GREEK)"!Copy !req
428. ] DRAKE,
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
429. ] HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT ON THE RADIO?Copy !req
430. ] BECAUSE, I-Copy !req
431. WAS THAT JOSH?
WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
432. ] FORGET HIM.Copy !req
433. WHY AREN'T YOU
ON THE RADIO?Copy !req
434. ]
BECAUSE...Copy !req
435. HI, WENDY...Copy !req
436. ] HI...Copy !req
437. ]
SO YOU STILL WANT ME
TO PLAY YOU A SONG?Copy !req
438. ]
FOR ME?Copy !req
439. ]
JUST FOR YOU...Copy !req
440. ]
BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID?Copy !req
441. I THOUGHT YOU
HATED ME?Copy !req
442. ]
C'MON- HOW COULD I HATE
MY NUMBER ONE FAN?Copy !req
443. d YOU ARE SO CLEVER,
YOU KEPT IT TOGETHER, TODAY dCopy !req
444. d BY THE WAY dCopy !req
445. d I'LL NO LONGER IGNORE YOU,
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU, AGAIN dCopy !req
446. d I'M YOUR FRIEND dCopy !req
447. d SOMETIMES,
WE JUST PRETEND dCopy !req
448. d AND, ALL I CAN SAY IS
YOU SAVED ME dCopy !req
449. d CHASED ALL THE THINGS
THAT HAVE MADE ME dCopy !req
450. d ENTERTAINING, THOUGHTS ARE
RAINING DOWN,
WE FALL dCopy !req
451. d ITS ALL OKAY d
d WHEN I SAY dCopy !req
452. d YOU AND I dCopy !req
453. d TAKE YOUR TIME d
d I CAN WAIT d
d TO SEE YOU FLY dCopy !req
454. [d]Copy !req
455. SO WHAT'D
YA THINK?Copy !req
456. ] YAY.Copy !req
457. ]
AND, HEY!
I WANT YOU TO KEEP THIS, OKAY?Copy !req
458. ]
DOUBLE YAY.Copy !req
459. ]
ALRIGHT, KIDS!
WHO WANTS TO GO TO
CHUCKY CHEDDAR'S?Copy !req
460. ]
I LOVE CHUCKY CHEDDAR'S!Copy !req
461. [CAMPFIRE KIDS, IN UNISON:]
YAAAAAYYYYY!Copy !req
462. ]
HEY!Copy !req
463. I WANNA GO TO
CHUCKY CHEDDAR'S!Copy !req
464. OH, C'MON!
LET ME OUT!Copy !req
465. I WANNA
WACK THE MOLE!Copy !req
466. DRAKE? MEGAN?Copy !req
467. COULD I JUST
GET SOME WATER?Copy !req
468. THERES NO BATHROOM
IN HERE!Copy !req
469. THATS A PROBLEM!Copy !req
470. [d]Copy !req
471. d YOU ARE SO CLEVERR dCopy !req
472. d HAPPY TOGETHER dCopy !req
473. d TO d
d DAAAYYYY dCopy !req
474. d BY THE d
d WAAAYYYY dCopy !req
475. d I'LL NO LONGER d
d IGNORE YOU! d
TAKE IT!Copy !req
476. IWANTEDTOSHOWYOU.Copy !req
477. ]
d WANTED TO SHOW YOU d
d THE WAAAYYY dCopy !req