Dragon Ball Z Kai 2x8

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Gohan and Krillin unearth the Dragon Balls, but their attempts to summon Shenron fail miserably. Later, Captain Ginyu’s devious strategy forces Earth’s warriors to do the unthinkable: attack Goku’s flesh and bones with chilling ferocity!

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1. It was the long-awaited day of the Tenkaichi Budokai.

2. As promised, Son Goku showed up from the Next World.

3. Yoo-hoo!

4. —Goku! —Father!

5. Goku-san! I've been waitin' for you!

6. I missed you, too.

7. Father...?

8. Father!

9. You sure are spirited, huh? Looks like you're strong, like me.

10. Goku...

11. Okay, you've got 24 hours. Got it?

12. Mm-hmm. Understood.

13. We're off!

14. The Tenkaichi Budokai is about to begin!

15. "Who is the World's Greatest? The Tournament Preliminaries Begin!"

16. Thank you very much.

17. It looks like that group is the final batch of contestants.

18. Let's shoot this quick, and get to the venue for the preliminaries.

19. —Right! —Hi! Where have you come from?

20. H-Hey, haven't we seen those two before somewhere?

21. You think so?

22. I'm sure I remember them from somewhere.

23. Hi! Where have you come from?

24. Where? I... I came from the Next World.

25. What a kidder!

26. I ain't kidding you.

27. Um, so, that thing over your head is an unusual accessory, right?

28. Oh, this? This, see, ain't a decoration; once you die—

29. Piccolo ain't changed at all, huh?

30. W-What's the big idea, breaking the camera?

31. Everything we shot up to now is ruined, you know!

32. H-How did that happen? That's strange.

33. This has never happened before.

34. Those who are changing, please use these changing rooms.

35. We don't have much time, so please hurry.

36. Aw... I sure wanted to fight together with the adults.

37. I have to admit,

38. with all of us entering, I feel sorry for everyone else.

39. E-Excuse me...

40. You're looking a little pale. Are you all right?

41. Leave me alone! My face is supposed to be this color.

42. E-Excuse us!

43. —You got that? —Uh-huh, got it. —Sorry to keep you waiting!

44. Sorry to keep you waiting so long.

45. Okay, let's go.

46. Let's go, Goten!

47. Uh-huh!

48. There are so many here!

49. This is incredible, huh?

50. They're all nothing but small fry.

51. Oh? Is that...?

52. Is that you guys?

53. Yo!

54. What a wonderful day this is! Imagine, being able to run into you!

55. Wow, this bring backs memories!

56. I've been waiting a long time for you guys to enter once again!

57. It wasn't Mister Satan that defeated Cell, but you guys, right?

58. I knew as much.

59. To be honest, the Tenkaichi Budokais

60. that didn't have you in them were the very definition of dull.

61. Man, were they low-level! Hmm?

62. Are those others friends of yours?

63. - Yeah.

64. - Oh, fine, fine! This looks most promising!

65. You there, please don't blow up the grounds like you did before.

66. Whatever.

67. This is starting to get exciting!

68. This Tenkaichi Budokai is going to be incredible! By the way,

69. this has been bothering me, but what is that ring over your head?

70. Oh, I died. Back during the fight with Cell.

71. I came back from the Next World especially for today.

72. Okay, okay! That's strange, but with you guys, anything goes.

73. Dead or alive, it's fine with me.

74. So there are some who know how incredible Father is.

75. Knowing you folks, you're sure to make it through the preliminaries.

76. All right, I will see you in the ring.

77. Be sure to give us some fantastic matches!

78. Those of you who want my autograph, line up, line up!

79. I will sign for the first 50 people at no charge!

80. Satan! Satan! Satan!

81. They say that death is the only cure for stupid,

82. but in his case, he'd probably be the same dead.

83. All of you who have come here, we are now about to begin

84. the preliminaries for the Tenkaichi Tournament!

85. The total count for participants at this tournament,

86. not counting the junior division, is 194! From among you, only the 16

87. who win their way through the preliminary round will compete.

88. However, the champion, Mister Satan,

89. will be granted an unconditional berth,

90. so we will choose the remaining 15 contestants right now.

91. What are they doing?

92. As usual, the preliminaries will be held

93. using a punch machine, to ensure fairness.

94. Those with the 15 highest punch machine scores

95. will clear the preliminary round.

96. Punch machine?

97. What's that?

98. All right, then, to show you how it's done,

99. let's have the champion, Mister Satan, hit the punch machine,

100. and show us all his score!

101. All right, the champion, Mister Satan, if you please...

102. Who here will surpass me?

103. Good grief, there are plenty of people here who surpass you.

104. Go on, feel free to take as many pictures as you like!

105. How long is he going to be so full of himself?

106. W-Why did our cameras all break?

107. Piccolo-san...

108. I broke all of the cameras in the spectator seats, as well.

109. Now, even if by some chance, you get stripped of your disguise,

110. the people at your school won't know it's you.

111. Fight without worrying about that.

112. Ah, thank you, Piccolo-san.

113. What? What? What just happened?

114. Oh, well. I'll just do this without the media.

115. Th-There it is! 137! 137 points!

116. Over here, over here!

117. Okay, everyone, good luck!

118. I'll be waiting for contestants who can make me go all-out!

119. Aw, man. The way this is headed, Satan will win this time, too.

120. All right, each contestant come take a number,

121. and please line up at the punch machine.

122. Okay, those little fellows who are competing in the junior division,

123. please gather around here!

124. Good luck, "little fellows."

125. I wonder if Tenshinhan is here.

126. Good question.

127. He said we'd probably never see each other again, after all.

128. Number 6, 97 points.

129. Number 75, 61 points.

130. Oh, this is an amazing score! Number 76, 112 points!

131. Tch, this is worthless.

132. Okay, next is number 84.

133. Hey, look! It's a woman! And a fine woman, isn't she?

134. Whoo, I'd like to fight her!

135. Hey, don't use too much power. You'll break the machine.

136. I know.

137. 7-7-7747?

138. E-Excuse me, but it appears to have malfunctioned.

139. One moment, please.

140. I told you, don't overdo it!

141. Oh, hush. It's hard to hold back.

142. I-It appears to be fixed, now, so one more time.

143. 203 points...

144. Number 85, 192 points...

145. Number 86, 186 points!

146. Number 87, 210 points!

147. Th-This thing appears to be completely broken down.

148. Let's get a new punch machine ready.

149. Right.

150. Make way.

151. No way...

152. Aww, there he goes.

153. I-If that guy is going to be entering, I'm leaving.

154. There's no helping him, huh?

155. Hey, aren't you surprised by that?

156. That man wrecked the punch machine!

157. Y-Yeah, I am surprised.

158. I-It's unbelievable!

159. That group— I think they're all probably part of the same bunch,

160. but each of them just scored around 200 points!

161. A-And up until then, the 139 points my papa recorded

162. had been the highest score.

163. I-Is that right?

164. Th-Those who have not yet finished the preliminary round,

165. p-please wait just a moment.

166. W-We will be getting a new punch machine ready right away.

167. Hey, Vegeta,

168. they say the junior division with the pee-wees is beginning.

169. You want to go watch?

170. Hmph, well, why not? It beats hanging around this dull place.

171. Here they come. I wonder who those people are.

172. —Oh? —Huh?

173. Hey, your friend is a girl, is she?

174. She is a girl, right?

175. Ah, yes.

176. This is my friend, Videl-san.

177. Way to go! She's quite a cute girl, isn't she?

178. No, th-that's not...

179. Trunks and the others' matches are about to begin,

180. so we're gonna go watch them.

181. Hurry up and get your preliminary done, too.

182. Right.

183. I hope they restart the preliminaries soon.

184. Y-You know them?

185. Huh? Mm-hmm.

186. The one wearing the bright orange gi is my father.

187. Eh? B-But you said your father died!

188. M-Mm-hmm, that's right. That's why he has that halo over his head.

189. W-Who are you people, anyway?

190. Okay, after many years' absence, the reconvening

191. of the Tenkaichi Budokai is about to get underway!

192. First up is the junior division,

193. where the little guys 15 years old and under will compete for victory!

194. And while it is the junior division,

195. the grand prize is 10 million Zeni!

196. And the runner-up prize is 5 million Zeni!

197. Also, as a special attraction, the little guy who is the victor

198. will be awarded a special present, by being allowed

199. to fight against this magnificent man!

200. Of course, by "this man," I mean the Tenkaichi Budokai champion,

201. Mister Satan!

202. Satan! Satan! Satan!

203. A-Are you all right?

204. Joking! I'm joking!

205. Way to go!

206. Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!

207. Wow, nice joke, Mister Satan.

208. Y-Yeah, sure...

209. All right then, in the time between the end of the preliminaries

210. and the start of the junior division, please enjoy

211. this special event we've prepared, featuring Mister Satan!

212. What is that thing?

213. Of all things, it is a film that re-creates

214. the actions Mister Satan took during the Cell Games!

215. It's called, "Our Savior, Mister A Record of Glory"!

216. What? I wasn't told about this!

217. Awesome! A re-creation of the Cell Games!

218. All right! I've wanted to see this!

219. Hey, he says there's a movie.

220. Stop this! The TV studio shot that on their own!

221. I didn't have it made to boast!

222. Oh, you! You're too modest.

223. Everyone, do you want to see the movie?

224. All right! In that case, let's all do the Satan Call!

225. —Hey, just a minute! —Satan!

226. Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!

227. Yeah!

228. All right then, everyone, please enjoy the movie!

229. Ha! What is that?

230. We're gonna defeat you!

231. Oh, wow...

232. I'll strike back at you!

233. Here goes!

234. Hmph, this is ridiculous.

235. Don't be so mad. This is pretty entertaining, ain't it?

236. What's the matter? Is that all you've got?

237. D-Damn it!

238. I guess that means I won, huh?

239. Hold on!

240. It's Satan!

241. Wah! How cool!

242. Go let Cell have it!

243. Th-This is embarrassing!

244. I wish they'd have at least not gone with that face!

245. You fool!

246. Who's the fool now?

247. What?

248. H-How did you get there?

249. Your tricks won't work on me!

250. Go, Satan!

251. Enough of you!

252. I told you, that won't work!

253. I-I was wrong! Forgive me! I won't do any mischief again!

254. Oh, no! I declare by my fists that you will pay for your misdeeds!

255. A-Amazing! That's the great Satan for you!

256. Justice prevails!

257. Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!

258. You know, when a falsehood goes this far, it's something else, huh?

259. Wow, fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!

260. Huh? Mister Satan?

261. Satan-san?

262. That was so embarrassing!

263. Wow, that's our champion! So modest!

264. Shut up!

265. All right! I'm gonna make sure I win,

266. and get Mister Satan's autograph!

267. Hey, what are you buying with the prize money?

268. Toys and candy.

269. You're such a little kid, Goten.

270. What about you, Trunks-kun?

271. What will I get if it's me?

272. Trunks-kun, your family is the richest in the world,

273. so there's nothing you want, is there?

274. Ha! Everyone here looks so weak and lame!

275. Which one is your first opponent?

276. Lucky me, lucky me! He's the runt standing over there.

277. Oh, he'll be easy to beat!

278. Let's go pick on him for a bit.

279. Yeah, okay.

280. Hmm, come to think of it, I haven't thought about what I want.

281. Yo, pipsqueak!

282. Hey, kid whose butt I'm gonna kick!

283. Did you make sure to wear your diaper?

284. Don't wet yourself.

285. Get lost, idiot!

286. And take your lame hairstyle with you!

287. —What did you say? —W-Why, you...!

288. That was the wrong thing to say to me!

289. I've just decided that I'm going to beat you half to death!

290. Oh, yeah?

291. How did you like our special event,

292. "Our Savior, Mister A Record of Glory"?

293. And now, it's time to begin the junior division

294. of the Tenkaichi Budokai!

295. It looks like the tournament has gone all razzle-dazzle, huh?

296. Even the ring is bigger than before.

297. Hmph, it's turned into a dog and pony show.

298. Look! It's Trunks and Goten!

299. At last, the Tenkaichi Budokai's junior division has begun.

300. How much strength do the little challengers,

301. Trunks and Goten, really have?

302. Heya! I'm Goku!

303. Ah, looks like this junior division thing has started, huh?

304. Goten and Trunks, good luck to you both!

305. Son Goku-kun's son, is it? I can expect a lot from him!

306. That long-ago sense of excitement is waiting for me once again!

307. Next time on Dragon Ball Z Kai,

308. "Everyone is Surprised! Goten and Trunks' Super Battle!"

309. Aw, the match between those two is beginning!