1. What are you doing there?Copy !req
2. H- huh? Who are you?Copy !req
3. Me?Copy !req
4. I am...Copy !req
5. Scratch... scratch... scratch...Copy !req
6. Eh, there's a mosquito...Copy !req
7. A mosquaito...Copy !req
8. 'skaito...Copy !req
9. Kaio!Copy !req
10. Then, who is... huh?Copy !req
11. That there is my pet,
Bubbles-kun.Copy !req
12. Ohhh...Copy !req
13. I thought it was a little strange.Copy !req
14. You're the strange one.Copy !req
15. By the way...Copy !req
16. Don't you think that play on words
just now was the greatest?Copy !req
17. You don't have to be
afraid to laugh at it.Copy !req
18. At what?Copy !req
19. You were too tense to hear it, huh?Copy !req
20. What am I going to do
with you, for pity's sake?Copy !req
21. Well then, at no extra charge,
I'll hit you with a different play on words.Copy !req
22. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
23. Huh? I picked up the phone,
but no one was home!Copy !req
24. That's great!Copy !req
25. What was?Copy !req
26. What did you come here for?Copy !req
27. Oh, I was hoping to have you
train me, Kaio-sama.Copy !req
28. Train you!Copy !req
29. Go home now!Copy !req
30. Anyone who hears a joke like that
and doesn't laugh has a flawed character!Copy !req
31. You expect me to train
anyone like that!Copy !req
32. That was hilarious! I should have
expected as much, Kaio-sama!Copy !req
33. I ain't ever heard anything so funny!Copy !req
34. It was, wasn't it?Copy !req
35. You were just slow
to notice it, that's all.Copy !req
36. Are you going to train me?Copy !req
37. Train you, huh?
I wouldn't mind doing that.Copy !req
38. Really!Copy !req
39. Provided that...Copy !req
40. you can pass my test.Copy !req
41. You have to make me, Kaio-sama,
the mastermind of gags,Copy !req
42. laugh at one of your plays on words.Copy !req
43. I have to make a play on words!Copy !req
44. Are you getting cold feet?Copy !req
45. If the pun is not at an adequate
enough level, I won't laugh at it.Copy !req
46. Well, how about it?Copy !req
47. Apparently, you're not up to it.
If that's so, then give up, and go home!Copy !req
48. M- my futon...Copy !req
49. flew away, gone!Copy !req
50. Your futon... flew away gone!Copy !req
51. Just a little more!Copy !req
52. My feline...Copy !req
53. has gone supine!Copy !req
54. My stylus is sightless!Copy !req
55. Ah, you laughed!
Kaio-sama, you laughed!Copy !req
56. My futon flew away, gone!Copy !req
57. You're no slouch at this, huh?
You're a pro, aren't you?Copy !req
58. Very well, I will give you
my training. I will teach you...Copy !req
59. my greatest gag!Copy !req
60. N- never mind the gags,
teach me martial arts.Copy !req
61. What, you want to learn martial arts?
Why didn't you say so sooner?Copy !req
62. All right, come at me! I want to see
what kind of skill you possess.Copy !req
63. What's the matter!Copy !req
64. It's just that there's
something strange going on.Copy !req
65. It's awfully hard to move,
and my body feels so heavy.Copy !req
66. Where did you come from, Earth?Copy !req
67. Then it would be heavy here, huh?Copy !req
68. This is a small planet,
but it has incredible gravity, see?Copy !req
69. I'll bet it's about ten times
what it is on your planet.Copy !req
70. That means your own weight
is ten times greater.Copy !req
71. See how high you can jump.
As hard as you can.Copy !req
72. O- okay...Copy !req
73. It's no use! That little bit
is as high as I can go!Copy !req
74. if he can jump that high
in ten times his normal gravity...Copy !req
75. This guy here has a lot of promise!Copy !req
76. Okay then, we will start your training.Copy !req
77. How much time do you plan
to spend with me?Copy !req
78. I ain't sure how many days it took
for me to run down the Serpentine Road...Copy !req
79. But I don't think I have much time.Copy !req
80. I'm told that there are these
Saiyan guys who are coming to ourCopy !req
81. planet to do some awful stuff.Copy !req
82. So I'd like for you to train me
until that time, however short it is!Copy !req
83. Saiyans, huh?Copy !req
84. You've had some nasty folks set their
sights on you, all right. Well then...Copy !req
85. I'll check into when these Saiyans
are going to reach Earth for you.Copy !req
86. The Saiyans are flying
that way, all right.Copy !req
87. They will arrive on Earth in...
let's see... about 158 days, I'd say.Copy !req
88. Awesome! You can tell that!Copy !req
89. Yeah, these handy antenna
are reliable, an' tenna some!Copy !req
90. That was great!Copy !req
91. Maybe I should give up training you.Copy !req
92. That was great! That was great!
That was great!Copy !req
93. Wasn't it?Copy !req
94. Still, there's only 158 days
until the Saiyans arrive, huh?Copy !req
95. Hey, 158 days will be plenty.Copy !req
96. Me training you on this planet
for 158 days will have the same valueCopy !req
97. as if you trained for
a thousand years on Earth.Copy !req
98. Really!Copy !req
99. However...Copy !req
100. Even if you do train with me,Copy !req
101. there's no guarantee that you
will be able to beat the Saiyans.Copy !req
102. The two Saiyans that are headed for Earth
have just that much awesome power.Copy !req
103. To be honest with you, their strength
is even greater than my own.Copy !req
104. Even greater than yours, Kaio-sama!Copy !req
105. That's right.Copy !req
106. Which means that if you
cannot at least surpass me,Copy !req
107. it will be impossible
for you to beat the Saiyans.Copy !req
108. Okay then, how about
we get started right away?Copy !req
109. Hey! Bubbles-kun!Copy !req
110. First off...Copy !req
111. you have to conquer the harsh gravity here.
Catch Bubbles-kun here, if you can.Copy !req
112. For the time being, until you can
move fast enough to do that,Copy !req
113. nothing else will matter.Copy !req
114. A- all right...Copy !req
115. Okay, run away, Bubbles-kun!Copy !req
116. Wait up!Copy !req
117. ! My body is really heavy!Copy !req
118. ! All right, then...Copy !req
119. Watch this!Copy !req
120. I'm going to get you!Copy !req
121. Ho! So he's already wearing
super-weighted gear, is he?Copy !req
122. That makes me quite a bit lighter, now!Copy !req
123. Hold it!Copy !req
124. Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!Copy !req
125. All right, you're mine!Copy !req
126. It can't be!
You're kidding me, right?Copy !req
127. What do you think?Copy !req
128. He sure is fast!
I'm not sure I can catch him.Copy !req
129. If you can't,
then go home right now.Copy !req
130. That's right- I ain't eaten anything
since I left the Snake Princess' place.Copy !req
131. Say, I hate to ask, but could you
give me something to eat?Copy !req
132. Well, okay. That's unusual-
a hungry deceased person...Copy !req
133. Hey, how about showing
a little restraint?Copy !req
134. I'm downing the donburi!Copy !req
135. Downing the donburi!Copy !req
136. Where's the joke there?Copy !req
137. I'm full, I'm full!Copy !req
138. The taste notwithstanding,
at least my stomach is full!Copy !req
139. I get the feeling that maybe this man
isn't giving me enough respect.Copy !req
140. By the way, Kaio-sama,Copy !req
141. I'm surprised you don't find it dull
staying on a planet this small.Copy !req
142. So young...Copy !req
143. If you set your mind to it, there are
any number of fun things to do here.Copy !req
144. Like counting how many blades
of grass there are growing...Copy !req
145. gazing up at the sky...Copy !req
146. long-distance peeing...Copy !req
147. Recently, I've been
getting into a new hobby...Copy !req
148. Going for drives.Copy !req
149. Now, hurry up and catch Bubbles-kun.Copy !req
150. Otherwise, you'll never be able to
get me to teach you any martial arts.Copy !req
151. Right! I'll give it my all!Copy !req
152. All righty!Copy !req
153. Oh, right!Copy !req
154. Put on those heavy-looking clothes and boots
you took off earlier and then run after him.Copy !req
155. That will be more effective.Copy !req
156. But putting that stuff on
makes it even harder to run!Copy !req
157. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
158. The planet that the Saiyans are from
had about the same gravity as here.Copy !req
159. That's where they built up their bodies.Copy !req
160. Do you now understand part of
the secret to the Saiyans' strength?Copy !req
161. But it's more than just that.Copy !req
162. Saiyans are born with
a natural fighting sense.Copy !req
163. That's another thing
that makes them so formidable.Copy !req
164. Hey, that's fine!
I'm a Saiyan, too!Copy !req
165. Nice thrust.Copy !req
166. Don't slow down your attack!Copy !req
167. Uncle...Copy !req
168. help me.Copy !req
169. Don't be so needy,
you dirty brat!Copy !req
170. Sure enough, he only exhibits
those dormant abilities of hisCopy !req
171. on the night of the full moon.Copy !req
172. Yow-ow-ow-ow...Copy !req
173. Looks like you at least cured
yourself of being a crybabyCopy !req
174. over the last half-year, huh?Copy !req
175. Say, Piccolo-san, you fought with
Father a long time ago, right?Copy !req
176. Our fight is not yet over.Copy !req
177. If we're able to defeat the Saiyans,
your father's turn comes next.Copy !req
178. But Father told me that
the reincarnated Piccolo-sanCopy !req
179. didn't seem to be the same
terribly evil person he was before.Copy !req
180. I sort of think that, too. Mother and
Grandpa are still afraid of you, though.Copy !req
181. Stop talking nonsense and get to sleep!Copy !req
182. Tomorrow, we won't have the kind
of gentle training we did today!Copy !req
183. R- right...Copy !req
184. Since then, three weeks have
gone by in the blink of an eye...Copy !req
185. These shao-mai dumplings taste so good...Copy !req
186. that you'll say
"they taste shao good...Copy !req
187. they taste shao good,"
I think you'll find.Copy !req
188. That was great! That was great!Copy !req
189. Huh? Nobody heard that one?Copy !req
190. Hold it!Copy !req
191. Hold it! Hold it!Copy !req
192. I've got gyoza by the gross!Copy !req
193. Hold it!Copy !req
194. Now!Copy !req
195. So close!Copy !req
196. All right!Copy !req
197. He's in good spirits, huh?Copy !req
198. Hold it!Copy !req
199. He definitely doesn't have
the slightest respect for me!Copy !req
200. Yow-ow-ow...Copy !req
201. He really is incredible, huh?
But I'm not giving in!Copy !req
202. Hold up!Copy !req
203. I'm so close!Copy !req
204. I know!Copy !req
205. All right...Copy !req
206. Hold it!Copy !req
207. Bubbles-kun, I found you!Copy !req
208. Hold it!Copy !req
209. I did it!Copy !req
210. Wow! I finally did it!
I caught him!Copy !req
211. He's as amazing as I thought. He's already
overcome the gravity here, has he?Copy !req
212. He might be able to handle it!
The Kaio-ken technique...Copy !req
213. The Saiyans' assault is not far away.Copy !req
214. What kind of training will Goku
receive from Kaio-sama,Copy !req
215. now that he has finally met him?Copy !req