1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. COOL! WHOA!
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3. BLUFFINGTON— NOBODY SUSPECTED
THIS SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN
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4. CONTAINED
AN INCREDIBLE SECRET...
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5. UNTIL A CRACK TEAM OF FEARLESS
ADVENTURERS UNCOVERED ONE
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6. BURIED LONG AGO, AND FORGOTTEN.
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7. DR. SKEETRIX,
PROFESSOR PORKCHOP!
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8. HURRY! I'VE FOUND SOMETHING!
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9. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
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10. THAT'S ME.
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11. HEY!
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12. I DIDN'T SET OUT TO CHANGE
THE HISTORY OF BLUFFINGTON.
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13. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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14. IT STARTED WHEN MR. OGEE
SHOWED US AN OLD MOVIE.
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15. LIGHTS, PLEASE.
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16. Billy Bluff presents
"The Birth of Bluffington."
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17. OH! MY DADDY
MADE THIS!
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18. Hello, I'm your narrator,
Billy Bluff.
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19. The Bluffington landscape
has changed
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20. over the last
ten million years—
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21. pre-cambrian period,
paleozoic, blah, blah—
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22. but we Bluffs weren't around,
so who cares?
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23. The true history of Bluffington
began in 1639
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24. when the first man in history
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25. placed his foot upon Pigeon Rock
in the Pulay mountains—
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26. the great Thaddeus Bluff.
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27. I claim this land
in the name of the Bluff family.
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28. Thaddeus led settlers
searching for a new land
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29. where they would be free
to practice the piano
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30. in their own manner.
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31. Whee!
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32. Ooh!
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33. Thaddeus considered himself
very lucky...
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34. So his grandson Amos Bluff
founded the first industry:
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35. Bluff's Good Luck Charm
factory.
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36. Amos's grandson Rudolph Bluff
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37. established the township
elsewhere
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38. cementing the Bluff family's
well-deserved power
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39. by christening
the municipality "Bluffingtown."
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40. Rudolph built town hall
and Bull's Eye Park
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41. dedicated to his ancestor,
the great Thaddeus Bluff.
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42. We Bluffs always were
and still are
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43. the first family of Bluffing...
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44. LIGHTS.
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45. MY DADDY'S MOVIE!
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46. OKAY, CLASS, FOR BLUFFINGTON
FOUNDER'S WEEK
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47. I WANT YOU TO FORM TEAMS
AND DO A RESEARCH PROJECT
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48. CONCERNING SOME PART
OF OUR TOWN'S HISTORY.
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49. WHAT SHOULD WE DO
OUR PROJECT ON?
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50. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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51. EVERYBODY ELSE WENT
TO THE LIBRARY.
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52. SKEETER AND I DECIDED
TO EXPLORE THE DEEP WOODS
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53. AND TRY TO FIND SOME ARTIFACT
FROM ANCIENT BLUFFINGTOWN.
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54. MAYBE THIS IS A PIECE
OF A BOULDER
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55. BROKEN BY SETTLERS
DURING PIANO PRACTICE.
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56. HEY, DOUG, CHECK IT OUT!
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57. I THINK IT'S
AN OLD PIANO KEY!
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58. OH, MAN...
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59. IT'S A PEANUTTY
BUDDY STICK.
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60. WHAT, PORKCHOP?
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61. OKAY, BOY,
OKAY— WHAT?
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62. OH, GREAT.
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63. IT'S A BONE.
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64. OF COURSE.
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65. DOGS ARE LIKE
BONE MAGNETS.
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66. SKEET, WAIT,
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE HERE.
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67. SOMETHING BIG.
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68. WHAT IS IT, MAN?
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69. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER
TO DIG WITH.
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70. HERE, DOUG, TRY THIS.
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71. "PRIVATE PROPERTY,
NO TRESPASSING"?
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72. WHERE DID THIS
COME FROM?
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73. UM, FAR AWAY?
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74. ALL RIGHT
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75. NOBODY MOVE—
THAT'S PRIVATE DIRT.
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76. WE DIDN'T KNOW.
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77. WE THOUGHT
IT WAS PUBLIC DIRT.
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78. UH... ( laughs nervously )
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79. YOU CAN'T JUST DIG UP
THE BLUFF ESTATE.
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80. THE BLUFF ESTATE?
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81. WAY OUT HERE?
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82. THAT'S RIGHT—
YOU ARE HERE AND I AM HERE.
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83. IN FIVE SECONDS
I WANT YOU OVER THERE!
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84. THIS IS THE BEST BOOK ON BONES—
OR AT LEAST THE MOST EXPENSIVE.
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85. WHOA, THANKS,
MR. DINK.
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86. LET'S SEE
IT AGAIN.
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87. OKAY.
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88. HUH?
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89. HMM, VERY NICE.
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90. I'D SAY... EARLY
POT ROAST, MEDIUM RARE.
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91. YEAH, THANKS, MR. DINK.
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92. WAIT A MINUTE,
LOOK AT THIS.
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93. IT'S A DINOSAUR BONE.
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94. WELL, MAYBE, SORT OF, I GUESS.
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95. IT'S NOT
EXACTLY THE SAME
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96. BUT MAYBE
WE'VE DISCOVERED
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97. A WHOLE NEW SPECIES.
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98. JUST THINK, DR. SKEETRIX
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99. THE FUNNIE VALENTINOSAURUS
IS FINALLY COMPLETE.
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100. AND IT ALL STARTED
WITH THIS ONE LITTLE BONE.
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101. THAT BIG THING
THAT WAS BURIED...
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102. MUST BE
THE REST...
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103. LET'S DIG IT UP!
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104. POT ROAST!
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105. IT MAY BE
THE BIGGEST
DISCOVERY
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106. IN MODERN
SCIENCE.
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107. WE'LL JUST
DIG A HOLE.
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108. WELL, I'M IMPRESSED
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109. THAT YOU FINE YOUNG MEN
CAME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
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110. TO GET MY PERMISSION.
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111. THEN WE CAN DIG?
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112. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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113. OH, MAN, ONE
LOUSY GOLF CART
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114. STANDS BETWEEN
US AND HISTORY.
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115. IF THERE WAS A WAY
TO GET OVER THERE...
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116. NOT OVER THERE, UNDER THERE.
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117. ARE WE ALMOST THERE?
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118. I DON'T KNOW.
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119. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP
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120. WE SHOULD BE
THERE ALREADY.
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121. UNLESS...
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122. UH-OH— DOUG, STOP!
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123. STOP!
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124. LOOK OUT!
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125. YOU BOYS JUST DUG YOURSELF
INTO A WHOLE MESS OF TROUBLE.
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126. NAH, TUNNELING IS OUT.
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127. BUT MAYBE
THERE'S A BETTER WAY.
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128. COME ON, BEEBE.
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129. IF ANYBODY
IN THE WORLD
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130. CAN HELP US,
IT'S YOU.
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131. YOU BETTER FORGET
MY DADDY'S DIRT
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132. AND FIND
SOMETHING ELSE
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133. FOR YOUR
HISTORY PROJECT.
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134. BUT BEEBE
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135. IF IT IS
A DINOSAUR...
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136. AND, UH,
YOU HELP US...
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137. THEY'LL PROBABLY
NAME IT AFTER YOU!
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138. JUST THINK,
BEEBE...
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139. THE BEEBEDACTYL.
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140. THE BEEBESAURUS.
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141. NO!
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142. BEEBE THE DINOSAUR.
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143. OH, GREAT.
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144. LOVE IT.
LOVE IT.
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145. BEEBE THE
DINOSAUR.
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146. IT'S AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
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147. I CAN'T
BELIEVE
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148. YOU CAN'T
FIND THE SPOT.
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149. THERE'S TOO MANY BUGS.
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150. IT WAS RIGHT HERE.
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151. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
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152. THIS TIME YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
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153. FITZPRISON.
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154. MISS BEEBE!
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155. GET ME SOME
BUG SPRAY.
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156. YES, MISS BEEBE.
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157. SO WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
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158. WHERE'S MY
DINOSAUR?
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159. UH... WELL...
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160. YOU PROBABLY FOUND
A POT ROAST BONE!
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161. WHY DID I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS?
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162. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
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163. POT ROAST!
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164. YOU TRICKED ME!
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165. YOU BROUGHT ME
OUT HERE FOR NOTHING!
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166. AND LOOK!
I GOT A MOSQUITO BITE!
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167. OH, GOD!
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168. THERE!
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169. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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170. WE WERE JUST...
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171. DON'T YOU ANSWER ME.
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172. THEY SAID THEY
FOUND A DINOSAUR
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173. AND THEY'D ONLY
DIG ONE HOLE.
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174. CAN'T YOU READ?
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175. READ WHAT?
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176. THE SIGN!
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177. WHAT SIGN?
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178. THIS SIGN.
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179. "PRIVATE PROPERTY,
NO DIGGING
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180. NOT EVEN ONE HOLE"?
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181. HUH?
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182. I TOLD YOU BOYS
THERE WAS NO DINOSAUR.
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183. WHAT?
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184. THIS IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT
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185. THAN ANY DINOSAUR.
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186. THIS CHANGES HISTORY!
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187. THADDEUS BLUFF WAS NOT
THE FIRST MAN HERE.
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188. I'VE DISCOVERED
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189. THE PREHISTORIC
FOUNDER OF BLUFFINGTON.
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190. HE DISCOVERED?
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191. Billy Bluff:
WELCOME TO THE BLUFF MUSEUM
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192. FOR THE HISTORY
OF THE BLUFF FAMILY.
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193. AND SO I GIVE YOU MY EARLIEST
ANCESTOR, BLUFFUS ERECTUS.
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194. AT LEAST MR. OGEE GAVE US
CREDIT FOR OUR DISCOVERY.
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195. YOU DESERVE AN "A"
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196. FOR UNCOVERING THE FIRST
INHABITANT OF BLUFFINGTON.
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197. THIS STANDS AS FINAL PROOF
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198. THAT THE BLUFFS HAVE ALWAYS
AND WILL ALWAYS BE
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199. THE FIRST FAMILY OF BLUFFINGTON.
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200. EXCUSE ME,
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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201. SAY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR TO ME.
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202. DO I KNOW YOU?
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203. IT SEEMS LIKE I DO.
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204. MAYBE THE
BLUFFS WEREN'T
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205. THE FIRST FAMILY
IN BLUFFINGTON AFTER ALL.
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206. THAT WOULD MEAN THIS TOWN
WAS FOUNDED BY...
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207. MY WATCH HAS STOPPED.
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208. DO YOU POSSIBLY
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209. HAVE THE TIME?
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210. NAH...
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211. DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE?
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212. HERE COMES THE GIANT SPIDER!
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213. TAKE THAT!
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214. HELP! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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215. DEAR JOURNAL—
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216. SOME DAYS YOU THINK
YOU KNOW A PERSON
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217. BUT OTHER DAYS...
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218. WOW, MAN, A LETTER
FROM MRS. WINGO— COOL!
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219. I THINK THESE
ARE THE SCORES
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220. OF THAT INTELLIGENCE
TEST WE TOOK.
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221. THAT THING
WAS A TEST?
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222. GOOD THING I DIDN'T KNOW.
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223. I ALWAYS CHOKE ON TESTS.
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224. THEY GIVE ME THE OOGLIES.
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225. WOW, 565.
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226. OH, MAN.
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227. IF YOU GOT
A BAD SCORE
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228. IT DOESN'T MEAN
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229. YOU'RE DUMB
OR ANYTHING.
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230. NO, THEY SPELLED
MY NAME WRONG.
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231. "MOSQUITO VALENTINO."
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232. YOU'D THINK
THEY'D KNOW
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233. HOW TO SPELL
"VALENTINE."
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234. 1,000!
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235. SKEET, YOU GOT
A PERFECT SCORE!
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236. THAT'S ME.
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237. HEY!
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238. WOW, A PERFECT SCORE.
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239. GUESS THAT
MAKES ME A GENIUS.
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240. SKEETER A GENIUS?
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241. IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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242. "VALENTINO."
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243. I GET IT.
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244. IT'S A MIX-UP.
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245. I THINK YOU GOT
SOMEBODY ELSE'S...
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246. Mr.
May I have your attention?
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247. Mosquito Valentine,
please report to my office.
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248. I WONDER
WHAT I DID.
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249. HE PROBABLY WANTS
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250. TO GIVE YOUR
REAL TEST BACK.
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251. HUH? REAL?
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252. On the double, Valentine.
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253. COMING!
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254. POOR SKEET— I FIGURED
HE'D NEED CHEERING UP
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255. AFTER HE FOUND OUT
HE WASN'T A GENIUS.
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256. SO AFTER SCHOOL I WAITED
FOR HIM AT MR. BONE'S OFFICE.
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257. HE'S A GENIUS
AND WE WANT HIM.
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258. WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO
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259. LEAVE THAT UP
TO HIM, MR. STEELE.
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260. AND I WARN YOU
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261. WE WON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
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262. MAGNIFICENT
MEDULLA.
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263. INCREDIBLE
CRANIUM.
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264. LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES
WITH THE INK BLOT TEST.
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265. HUH?
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266. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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267. HMM, TWO SCORPIONS IN TUTUS.
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268. WE'LL JUST
PLOT HIS CORTEX.
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269. HEY, SKEETER.
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270. HUH?
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271. HEY, YOU JUST WAIT
OUTSIDE, BUSTER.
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272. YOUR BRAINY
BUDDY'S BUSY.
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273. BRAINY BUDDY?
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274. SOMETHING WAS VERY, VERY WRONG.
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275. IT WAS COOL, DOUG.
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276. THEY TRIED TO
MEASURE MY I.Q.
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277. BUT IT WAS
OFF THE SCALE.
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278. AND THEY TOOK PICTURES
OF MY BRAIN...
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279. DIDN'T YOU TELL
THEM ABOUT THE TEST?
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280. TELL THEM WHAT?
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281. ABOUT HOW IT
WASN'T YOURS.
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282. REMEMBER, THE NAME,
"VALENTINO"?
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283. SOMEBODY JUST
GOOFED UP
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284. WHEN THEY
WERE TYPING.
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285. SKEETER,
FACE IT.
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286. YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT.
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287. NOT WHAT?
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288. YOU KNOW— BRAINY.
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289. YOU MEAN
I'M DUMB.
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290. IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING?
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291. NO, NOT DUMB.
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292. I'M SAYING GUYS WHO
GET SCORES LIKE THAT
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293. THEY'RE GENIUSES, WITH THICK
GLASSES, PLASTIC PENCIL HOLDERS.
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294. THEY READ BOOKS...
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295. SO WHAT DO YOU
CALL THOSE?
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296. NOT THE BUCKTOOTH
BOYS— REAL BOOKS.
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297. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE BUCKTOOTH BOYS?
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298. NOTHING, THEY'RE JUST...
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299. A CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON—
WHAT'S THIS?
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300. JUST SOME BOOK.
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301. IT'S PRETTY COOL.
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302. "THE POSSIBILITY OF APOD...
APODI..."
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303. APODICTIC.
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304. "APODICTIC PRINCIPLES?"
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305. WHAT'S THAT?
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306. HE'S USING THE WORD ODDLY
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307. TO PROVE AN A PRIORI BODY OF
SYNTHETIC KNOWLEDGE IS EXHIBITED
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308. IN THE GENERAL
DOCTRINE OF MOTION.
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309. IT... YOU...
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310. BUT OF COURSE,
HE TAKES IT AS A GIVEN
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311. THAT UNIVERSALITY
AND NECESSITY
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312. CAN'T BE REACHED BY
EMPIRICAL PROCESSES...
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313. TO UNIVERSALITY OR
APODICTIC CERTAINTY.
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314. GET IT, DOUG?
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315. DOUG? DOUG?
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316. ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?
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317. UH... YEAH.
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318. I THINK
I BETTER GO.
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319. OKAY, SEE YOU.
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320. MAN...
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321. SKEETER, A REAL LIVE GENIUS?
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322. HOW COULD THAT
POSSIBLY BE POSSIBLE?
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323. WE ARE SO HAPPY
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324. YOU'LL LET US TRY
OUR EXPERIMENT
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325. ON YOUR BABY.
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326. JUST PUT THIS HELMET
ON EVERY NIGHT
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327. WHILE HE'S ASLEEP.
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328. WHAT'S THIS GIZMO?
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329. CONCERNING RELATIONS
OF TIME— HA, HA—
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330. GROUNDED UPON A PRIORI—
COOL, MAN—
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331. NECESSITY— ( gurgles )
MMM, MMM, HA, HA.
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332. OOPSIE.
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333. I SPENT THE NIGHT
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334. LOOKING UP THE WORDS
IN SKEETER'S BOOK.
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335. "EXPRESSING
OR OF THE NATURE
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336. OF NECESSARY TRUTH
OR ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY."
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337. HUH?
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338. SKEETER COULDN'T BE
THAT MUCH SMARTER THAN ME.
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339. IF HE COULD READ THIS
GOBBLEDYGOOK, SO COULD I.
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340. AND THE NEXT DAY
I WAS GOING TO PROVE IT TO HIM.
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341. "THE INFINITUDE OF TIME
SIGNIFIES NOTHING MORE
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342. THAN THAT EVERY DETERMINATE
MAGNITUDE OF TIME..."
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343. BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP.
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344. HEY, DOUG.
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345. WHERE'S SKEETER?
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346. I DON'T KNOW.
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347. DIDN'T
YOU HEAR?
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348. SKEETER'S
IN COLLEGE.
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349. WHAT?
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350. THAT'S WHAT SKUNKY
BEAUMONT SAID.
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351. I HEAR HE'S GOING
TO TEACH A CLASS.
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352. THAT'S STUPID—
HE'S A KID.
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353. HOW CAN HE GO
TO COLLEGE?
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354. HEY, GUYS.
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355. SEE? THEY SAID YOU WERE
GOING TO COLLEGE, BUT...
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356. I AM.
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357. WHAT?
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358. I MEAN, THE COLLEGE
RECRUITER
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359. WANTS ME TO.
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360. I JUST WENT
TO CHECK IT OUT.
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361. COOL— EVERYBODY'S
REAL SMART THERE.
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362. JOCKO, THE GUY
WHO SHOWED ME AROUND
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363. PROGRAMS HIS OWN VIDEO GAMES.
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364. WOW!
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365. SO THIS SCHOOL
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366. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU.
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367. NO, I DIDN'T
SAY THAT, MAN...
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368. MAYBE WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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369. HUH?
MAYBE WE'RE
TOO DUMB.
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370. HEY, WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?
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371. WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM?
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372. NO, WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?
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373. I... WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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374. OOH, GOOD COMEBACK.
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375. YOU'RE WAY TOO SMART FOR ME.
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376. COME ON,
TAKE A SWING.
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377. LET'S SEE
SOME BLOOD.
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378. JUST TAKE YOUR
STUPID BOOK
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379. AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
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380. YEAH, RIGHT, SURE, FINE.
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381. TAKE YOUR GREAT, BIG
SUPER-BRAIN AND GO TO COLLEGE.
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382. SEE IF I CARE.
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383. IN CONCLUSION, ASKING HOW
TO SHAPE THE EXPRESS BEHAVIOR
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384. WITHIN THE OPERANT PARADIGM
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385. WE ARE LIMITED
BY THE NEURO-CORTEX.
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386. MY EXPERIMENTS WITH THE SUBJECT
PROVE THIS WITHOUT A DOUBT.
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387. HIS PUNY BRAIN MAKES
THE SIMPLEST TASK
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388. VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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389. NOW, NOW, NOW,
DOUG, IT'S OKAY.
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390. YOU DID
A VERY GOOD JOB.
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391. HERE, HAVE A TREAT.
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392. IF HE'S GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE
AND FORGET ABOUT ME
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393. THEN I'LL FORGET ABOUT HIM,
RIGHT, PORKCHOP?
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394. RIGHT.
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395. I'VE GOT TO GET RID
OF ALL THE STUFF
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396. THAT REMINDS ME OF HIM.
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397. THESE BEETS TAPES...
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398. THE SMASH ATOMS DECODER
BELT BUCKLE...
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399. THIS CLOTHES HANGER.
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400. MOVING OUT?
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401. NOPE, JUST GETTING
RID OF ALL THE JUNK
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402. THAT REMINDS ME
OF MY EX-BEST FRIEND.
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403. PERFECT.
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404. GOOD WORK.
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405. WHAT DID HE DO
TO YOU ANYWAY?
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406. WELL, HE, UM... HE GOT SMART.
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407. OH.
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408. WELL, I'LL TAKE THIS
IF YOU'RE JUST THROWING IT AWAY.
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409. I'M NOT JEALOUS OF HIM
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
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410. JEALOUS— YEAH, RIGHT.
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411. THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...
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412. I AM— I'M JEALOUS, AREN'T I?
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413. MM-HMM.
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414. SORRY, CHANGED MY MIND.
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415. SKEETER!
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416. DOUG!
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417. I WAS GOING
TO YOUR HOUSE.
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418. WOW, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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419. I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I'M... SORRY.
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420. WHY ARE YOU SORRY?
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421. I'M THE ONE WHO GOT
ALL JEALOUS AND STUPID.
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422. YEAH, I KNOW.
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423. OH.
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424. BUT... I GUESS
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425. I TRIED TO MAKE YOU
FEEL JEALOUS A LITTLE.
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426. I WAS... SHOWING OFF.
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427. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COLLEGE?
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428. NO WAY, IT'S AWFUL.
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429. NOBODY THERE LIKES THE
AIR GUITAR AND THEY ALL SMOKE.
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430. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE HONKER BURGER?
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431. COOL!
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432. LET'S GO.
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433. SO EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OKAY.
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434. BACK, YOU BEAST.
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435. SKEETER STAYED AT OUR SCHOOL
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436. AND NOW WE'RE
EVEN BETTER FRIENDS.
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437. I GUESS YOU GOT TO ACCEPT
PEOPLE THE WAY THEY ARE
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438. EVEN IF THEY'RE SMARTER
THAN YOU... OR SOMETHING.
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439. Captioned by
The Caption Center
Educational Foundation
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