Doug 4x8

Directed by Ken Kimmelman

Doug wishes he was more fashionable until his friends at school accuse him of dressing like Dylan Farnum from the TV show ""Teen Heart Street"". He's tired of being told he's copying someone else's style, so he decides to shop for a new look.

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1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. COOL! WHOA!

3. BLUFFINGTON— NOBODY SUSPECTED THIS SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN

4. CONTAINED AN INCREDIBLE SECRET...

5. UNTIL A CRACK TEAM OF FEARLESS ADVENTURERS UNCOVERED ONE

6. BURIED LONG AGO, AND FORGOTTEN.

7. DR. SKEETRIX, PROFESSOR PORKCHOP!

8. HURRY! I'VE FOUND SOMETHING!

9. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

10. THAT'S ME.

11. HEY!

12. I DIDN'T SET OUT TO CHANGE THE HISTORY OF BLUFFINGTON.

13. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

14. IT STARTED WHEN MR. OGEE SHOWED US AN OLD MOVIE.

15. LIGHTS, PLEASE.

16. Billy Bluff presents "The Birth of Bluffington."

17. OH! MY DADDY MADE THIS!

18. Hello, I'm your narrator, Billy Bluff.

19. The Bluffington landscape has changed

20. over the last ten million years—

21. pre-cambrian period, paleozoic, blah, blah—

22. but we Bluffs weren't around, so who cares?

23. The true history of Bluffington began in 1639

24. when the first man in history

25. placed his foot upon Pigeon Rock in the Pulay mountains—

26. the great Thaddeus Bluff.

27. I claim this land in the name of the Bluff family.

28. Thaddeus led settlers searching for a new land

29. where they would be free to practice the piano

30. in their own manner.

31. Whee!

32. Ooh!

33. Thaddeus considered himself very lucky...

34. So his grandson Amos Bluff founded the first industry:

35. Bluff's Good Luck Charm factory.

36. Amos's grandson Rudolph Bluff

37. established the township elsewhere

38. cementing the Bluff family's well-deserved power

39. by christening the municipality "Bluffingtown."

40. Rudolph built town hall and Bull's Eye Park

41. dedicated to his ancestor, the great Thaddeus Bluff.

42. We Bluffs always were and still are

43. the first family of Bluffing...

44. LIGHTS.

45. MY DADDY'S MOVIE!

46. OKAY, CLASS, FOR BLUFFINGTON FOUNDER'S WEEK

47. I WANT YOU TO FORM TEAMS AND DO A RESEARCH PROJECT

48. CONCERNING SOME PART OF OUR TOWN'S HISTORY.

49. WHAT SHOULD WE DO OUR PROJECT ON?

50. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

51. EVERYBODY ELSE WENT TO THE LIBRARY.

52. SKEETER AND I DECIDED TO EXPLORE THE DEEP WOODS

53. AND TRY TO FIND SOME ARTIFACT FROM ANCIENT BLUFFINGTOWN.

54. MAYBE THIS IS A PIECE OF A BOULDER

55. BROKEN BY SETTLERS DURING PIANO PRACTICE.

56. HEY, DOUG, CHECK IT OUT!

57. I THINK IT'S AN OLD PIANO KEY!

58. OH, MAN...

59. IT'S A PEANUTTY BUDDY STICK.

60. WHAT, PORKCHOP?

61. OKAY, BOY, OKAY— WHAT?

62. OH, GREAT.

63. IT'S A BONE.

64. OF COURSE.

65. DOGS ARE LIKE BONE MAGNETS.

66. SKEET, WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE HERE.

67. SOMETHING BIG.

68. WHAT IS IT, MAN?

69. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DIG WITH.

70. HERE, DOUG, TRY THIS.

71. "PRIVATE PROPERTY, NO TRESPASSING"?

72. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

73. UM, FAR AWAY?

74. ALL RIGHT

75. NOBODY MOVE— THAT'S PRIVATE DIRT.

76. WE DIDN'T KNOW.

77. WE THOUGHT IT WAS PUBLIC DIRT.

78. UH... ( laughs nervously )

79. YOU CAN'T JUST DIG UP THE BLUFF ESTATE.

80. THE BLUFF ESTATE?

81. WAY OUT HERE?

82. THAT'S RIGHT— YOU ARE HERE AND I AM HERE.

83. IN FIVE SECONDS I WANT YOU OVER THERE!

84. THIS IS THE BEST BOOK ON BONES— OR AT LEAST THE MOST EXPENSIVE.

85. WHOA, THANKS, MR. DINK.

86. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

87. OKAY.

88. HUH?

89. HMM, VERY NICE.

90. I'D SAY... EARLY POT ROAST, MEDIUM RARE.

91. YEAH, THANKS, MR. DINK.

92. WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK AT THIS.

93. IT'S A DINOSAUR BONE.

94. WELL, MAYBE, SORT OF, I GUESS.

95. IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE SAME

96. BUT MAYBE WE'VE DISCOVERED

97. A WHOLE NEW SPECIES.

98. JUST THINK, DR. SKEETRIX

99. THE FUNNIE VALENTINOSAURUS IS FINALLY COMPLETE.

100. AND IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS ONE LITTLE BONE.

101. THAT BIG THING THAT WAS BURIED...

102. MUST BE THE REST...

103. LET'S DIG IT UP!

104. POT ROAST!

105. IT MAY BE THE BIGGEST DISCOVERY

106. IN MODERN SCIENCE.

107. WE'LL JUST DIG A HOLE.

108. WELL, I'M IMPRESSED

109. THAT YOU FINE YOUNG MEN CAME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

110. TO GET MY PERMISSION.

111. THEN WE CAN DIG?

112. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

113. OH, MAN, ONE LOUSY GOLF CART

114. STANDS BETWEEN US AND HISTORY.

115. IF THERE WAS A WAY TO GET OVER THERE...

116. NOT OVER THERE, UNDER THERE.

117. ARE WE ALMOST THERE?

118. I DON'T KNOW.

119. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP

120. WE SHOULD BE THERE ALREADY.

121. UNLESS...

122. UH-OH— DOUG, STOP!

123. STOP!

124. LOOK OUT!

125. YOU BOYS JUST DUG YOURSELF INTO A WHOLE MESS OF TROUBLE.

126. NAH, TUNNELING IS OUT.

127. BUT MAYBE THERE'S A BETTER WAY.

128. COME ON, BEEBE.

129. IF ANYBODY IN THE WORLD

130. CAN HELP US, IT'S YOU.

131. YOU BETTER FORGET MY DADDY'S DIRT

132. AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE

133. FOR YOUR HISTORY PROJECT.

134. BUT BEEBE

135. IF IT IS A DINOSAUR...

136. AND, UH, YOU HELP US...

137. THEY'LL PROBABLY NAME IT AFTER YOU!

138. JUST THINK, BEEBE...

139. THE BEEBEDACTYL.

140. THE BEEBESAURUS.

141. NO!

142. BEEBE THE DINOSAUR.

143. OH, GREAT.

144. LOVE IT. LOVE IT.

145. BEEBE THE DINOSAUR.

146. IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

147. I CAN'T BELIEVE

148. YOU CAN'T FIND THE SPOT.

149. THERE'S TOO MANY BUGS.

150. IT WAS RIGHT HERE.

151. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.

152. THIS TIME YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

153. FITZPRISON.

154. MISS BEEBE!

155. GET ME SOME BUG SPRAY.

156. YES, MISS BEEBE.

157. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

158. WHERE'S MY DINOSAUR?

159. UH... WELL...

160. YOU PROBABLY FOUND A POT ROAST BONE!

161. WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS?

162. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

163. POT ROAST!

164. YOU TRICKED ME!

165. YOU BROUGHT ME OUT HERE FOR NOTHING!

166. AND LOOK! I GOT A MOSQUITO BITE!

167. OH, GOD!

168. THERE!

169. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

170. WE WERE JUST...

171. DON'T YOU ANSWER ME.

172. THEY SAID THEY FOUND A DINOSAUR

173. AND THEY'D ONLY DIG ONE HOLE.

174. CAN'T YOU READ?

175. READ WHAT?

176. THE SIGN!

177. WHAT SIGN?

178. THIS SIGN.

179. "PRIVATE PROPERTY, NO DIGGING

180. NOT EVEN ONE HOLE"?

181. HUH?

182. I TOLD YOU BOYS THERE WAS NO DINOSAUR.

183. WHAT?

184. THIS IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT

185. THAN ANY DINOSAUR.

186. THIS CHANGES HISTORY!

187. THADDEUS BLUFF WAS NOT THE FIRST MAN HERE.

188. I'VE DISCOVERED

189. THE PREHISTORIC FOUNDER OF BLUFFINGTON.

190. HE DISCOVERED?

191. Billy Bluff: WELCOME TO THE BLUFF MUSEUM

192. FOR THE HISTORY OF THE BLUFF FAMILY.

193. AND SO I GIVE YOU MY EARLIEST ANCESTOR, BLUFFUS ERECTUS.

194. AT LEAST MR. OGEE GAVE US CREDIT FOR OUR DISCOVERY.

195. YOU DESERVE AN "A"

196. FOR UNCOVERING THE FIRST INHABITANT OF BLUFFINGTON.

197. THIS STANDS AS FINAL PROOF

198. THAT THE BLUFFS HAVE ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS BE

199. THE FIRST FAMILY OF BLUFFINGTON.

200. EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

201. SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR TO ME.

202. DO I KNOW YOU?

203. IT SEEMS LIKE I DO.

204. MAYBE THE BLUFFS WEREN'T

205. THE FIRST FAMILY IN BLUFFINGTON AFTER ALL.

206. THAT WOULD MEAN THIS TOWN WAS FOUNDED BY...

207. MY WATCH HAS STOPPED.

208. DO YOU POSSIBLY

209. HAVE THE TIME?

210. NAH...

211. DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?

212. HERE COMES THE GIANT SPIDER!

213. TAKE THAT!

214. HELP! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

215. DEAR JOURNAL—

216. SOME DAYS YOU THINK YOU KNOW A PERSON

217. BUT OTHER DAYS...

218. WOW, MAN, A LETTER FROM MRS. WINGO— COOL!

219. I THINK THESE ARE THE SCORES

220. OF THAT INTELLIGENCE TEST WE TOOK.

221. THAT THING WAS A TEST?

222. GOOD THING I DIDN'T KNOW.

223. I ALWAYS CHOKE ON TESTS.

224. THEY GIVE ME THE OOGLIES.

225. WOW, 565.

226. OH, MAN.

227. IF YOU GOT A BAD SCORE

228. IT DOESN'T MEAN

229. YOU'RE DUMB OR ANYTHING.

230. NO, THEY SPELLED MY NAME WRONG.

231. "MOSQUITO VALENTINO."

232. YOU'D THINK THEY'D KNOW

233. HOW TO SPELL "VALENTINE."

234. 1,000!

235. SKEET, YOU GOT A PERFECT SCORE!

236. THAT'S ME.

237. HEY!

238. WOW, A PERFECT SCORE.

239. GUESS THAT MAKES ME A GENIUS.

240. SKEETER A GENIUS?

241. IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

242. "VALENTINO."

243. I GET IT.

244. IT'S A MIX-UP.

245. I THINK YOU GOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S...

246. Mr. May I have your attention?

247. Mosquito Valentine, please report to my office.

248. I WONDER WHAT I DID.

249. HE PROBABLY WANTS

250. TO GIVE YOUR REAL TEST BACK.

251. HUH? REAL?

252. On the double, Valentine.

253. COMING!

254. POOR SKEET— I FIGURED HE'D NEED CHEERING UP

255. AFTER HE FOUND OUT HE WASN'T A GENIUS.

256. SO AFTER SCHOOL I WAITED FOR HIM AT MR. BONE'S OFFICE.

257. HE'S A GENIUS AND WE WANT HIM.

258. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

259. LEAVE THAT UP TO HIM, MR. STEELE.

260. AND I WARN YOU

261. WE WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

262. MAGNIFICENT MEDULLA.

263. INCREDIBLE CRANIUM.

264. LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES WITH THE INK BLOT TEST.

265. HUH?

266. WHAT DO YOU SEE?

267. HMM, TWO SCORPIONS IN TUTUS.

268. WE'LL JUST PLOT HIS CORTEX.

269. HEY, SKEETER.

270. HUH?

271. HEY, YOU JUST WAIT OUTSIDE, BUSTER.

272. YOUR BRAINY BUDDY'S BUSY.

273. BRAINY BUDDY?

274. SOMETHING WAS VERY, VERY WRONG.

275. IT WAS COOL, DOUG.

276. THEY TRIED TO MEASURE MY I.Q.

277. BUT IT WAS OFF THE SCALE.

278. AND THEY TOOK PICTURES OF MY BRAIN...

279. DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THE TEST?

280. TELL THEM WHAT?

281. ABOUT HOW IT WASN'T YOURS.

282. REMEMBER, THE NAME, "VALENTINO"?

283. SOMEBODY JUST GOOFED UP

284. WHEN THEY WERE TYPING.

285. SKEETER, FACE IT.

286. YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT.

287. NOT WHAT?

288. YOU KNOW— BRAINY.

289. YOU MEAN I'M DUMB.

290. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

291. NO, NOT DUMB.

292. I'M SAYING GUYS WHO GET SCORES LIKE THAT

293. THEY'RE GENIUSES, WITH THICK GLASSES, PLASTIC PENCIL HOLDERS.

294. THEY READ BOOKS...

295. SO WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE?

296. NOT THE BUCKTOOTH BOYS— REAL BOOKS.

297. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BUCKTOOTH BOYS?

298. NOTHING, THEY'RE JUST...

299. A CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON— WHAT'S THIS?

300. JUST SOME BOOK.

301. IT'S PRETTY COOL.

302. "THE POSSIBILITY OF APOD... APODI..."

303. APODICTIC.

304. "APODICTIC PRINCIPLES?"

305. WHAT'S THAT?

306. HE'S USING THE WORD ODDLY

307. TO PROVE AN A PRIORI BODY OF SYNTHETIC KNOWLEDGE IS EXHIBITED

308. IN THE GENERAL DOCTRINE OF MOTION.

309. IT... YOU...

310. BUT OF COURSE, HE TAKES IT AS A GIVEN

311. THAT UNIVERSALITY AND NECESSITY

312. CAN'T BE REACHED BY EMPIRICAL PROCESSES...

313. TO UNIVERSALITY OR APODICTIC CERTAINTY.

314. GET IT, DOUG?

315. DOUG? DOUG?

316. ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

317. UH... YEAH.

318. I THINK I BETTER GO.

319. OKAY, SEE YOU.

320. MAN...

321. SKEETER, A REAL LIVE GENIUS?

322. HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE POSSIBLE?

323. WE ARE SO HAPPY

324. YOU'LL LET US TRY OUR EXPERIMENT

325. ON YOUR BABY.

326. JUST PUT THIS HELMET ON EVERY NIGHT

327. WHILE HE'S ASLEEP.

328. WHAT'S THIS GIZMO?

329. CONCERNING RELATIONS OF TIME— HA, HA—

330. GROUNDED UPON A PRIORI— COOL, MAN—

331. NECESSITY— ( gurgles ) MMM, MMM, HA, HA.

332. OOPSIE.

333. I SPENT THE NIGHT

334. LOOKING UP THE WORDS IN SKEETER'S BOOK.

335. "EXPRESSING OR OF THE NATURE

336. OF NECESSARY TRUTH OR ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY."

337. HUH?

338. SKEETER COULDN'T BE THAT MUCH SMARTER THAN ME.

339. IF HE COULD READ THIS GOBBLEDYGOOK, SO COULD I.

340. AND THE NEXT DAY I WAS GOING TO PROVE IT TO HIM.

341. "THE INFINITUDE OF TIME SIGNIFIES NOTHING MORE

342. THAN THAT EVERY DETERMINATE MAGNITUDE OF TIME..."

343. BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP.

344. HEY, DOUG.

345. WHERE'S SKEETER?

346. I DON'T KNOW.

347. DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

348. SKEETER'S IN COLLEGE.

349. WHAT?

350. THAT'S WHAT SKUNKY BEAUMONT SAID.

351. I HEAR HE'S GOING TO TEACH A CLASS.

352. THAT'S STUPID— HE'S A KID.

353. HOW CAN HE GO TO COLLEGE?

354. HEY, GUYS.

355. SEE? THEY SAID YOU WERE GOING TO COLLEGE, BUT...

356. I AM.

357. WHAT?

358. I MEAN, THE COLLEGE RECRUITER

359. WANTS ME TO.

360. I JUST WENT TO CHECK IT OUT.

361. COOL— EVERYBODY'S REAL SMART THERE.

362. JOCKO, THE GUY WHO SHOWED ME AROUND

363. PROGRAMS HIS OWN VIDEO GAMES.

364. WOW!

365. SO THIS SCHOOL

366. ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

367. NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT, MAN...

368. MAYBE WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

369. HUH? MAYBE WE'RE TOO DUMB.

370. HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

371. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

372. NO, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

373. I... WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

374. OOH, GOOD COMEBACK.

375. YOU'RE WAY TOO SMART FOR ME.

376. COME ON, TAKE A SWING.

377. LET'S SEE SOME BLOOD.

378. JUST TAKE YOUR STUPID BOOK

379. AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

380. YEAH, RIGHT, SURE, FINE.

381. TAKE YOUR GREAT, BIG SUPER-BRAIN AND GO TO COLLEGE.

382. SEE IF I CARE.

383. IN CONCLUSION, ASKING HOW TO SHAPE THE EXPRESS BEHAVIOR

384. WITHIN THE OPERANT PARADIGM

385. WE ARE LIMITED BY THE NEURO-CORTEX.

386. MY EXPERIMENTS WITH THE SUBJECT PROVE THIS WITHOUT A DOUBT.

387. HIS PUNY BRAIN MAKES THE SIMPLEST TASK

388. VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

389. NOW, NOW, NOW, DOUG, IT'S OKAY.

390. YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB.

391. HERE, HAVE A TREAT.

392. IF HE'S GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE AND FORGET ABOUT ME

393. THEN I'LL FORGET ABOUT HIM, RIGHT, PORKCHOP?

394. RIGHT.

395. I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF ALL THE STUFF

396. THAT REMINDS ME OF HIM.

397. THESE BEETS TAPES...

398. THE SMASH ATOMS DECODER BELT BUCKLE...

399. THIS CLOTHES HANGER.

400. MOVING OUT?

401. NOPE, JUST GETTING RID OF ALL THE JUNK

402. THAT REMINDS ME OF MY EX-BEST FRIEND.

403. PERFECT.

404. GOOD WORK.

405. WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU ANYWAY?

406. WELL, HE, UM... HE GOT SMART.

407. OH.

408. WELL, I'LL TAKE THIS IF YOU'RE JUST THROWING IT AWAY.

409. I'M NOT JEALOUS OF HIM IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

410. JEALOUS— YEAH, RIGHT.

411. THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...

412. I AM— I'M JEALOUS, AREN'T I?

413. MM-HMM.

414. SORRY, CHANGED MY MIND.

415. SKEETER!

416. DOUG!

417. I WAS GOING TO YOUR HOUSE.

418. WOW, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

419. I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M... SORRY.

420. WHY ARE YOU SORRY?

421. I'M THE ONE WHO GOT ALL JEALOUS AND STUPID.

422. YEAH, I KNOW.

423. OH.

424. BUT... I GUESS

425. I TRIED TO MAKE YOU FEEL JEALOUS A LITTLE.

426. I WAS... SHOWING OFF.

427. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COLLEGE?

428. NO WAY, IT'S AWFUL.

429. NOBODY THERE LIKES THE AIR GUITAR AND THEY ALL SMOKE.

430. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO TO THE HONKER BURGER?

431. COOL!

432. LET'S GO.

433. SO EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OKAY.

434. BACK, YOU BEAST.

435. SKEETER STAYED AT OUR SCHOOL

436. AND NOW WE'RE EVEN BETTER FRIENDS.

437. I GUESS YOU GOT TO ACCEPT PEOPLE THE WAY THEY ARE

438. EVEN IF THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU... OR SOMETHING.

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