Doug 4x6

Directed by Drew Edwards • Tony Eastman

Over the weekend, Doug puts on a few pounds at Grandma Funnie's house and has been invited to Beebe's pool party. Doug is so embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit, so he decides to work the extra weight off before the party using Ronald ""Prepare to Suffer"" Weisenheimer's videos.

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1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. COOL! WHOA!

3. Mr. QUACK, QUACK!

4. TWEET, TWEET.

5. LOOK AT THE BABY.

6. OH, SHE'S CUTE.

7. MY DAD TAKES BABY PORTRAITS

8. AT THE BUSY BEAVER DEPARTMENT STORE

9. AND HE'S THE BEST.

10. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, PHIL.

11. ONLY YOU COULD GET JIMMY TO STOP CRYING.

12. IT'S A GIFT.

13. YOU PAY FOR IT AT CUSTOMER SERVICE

14. ORDER YOUR PRINTS AND THEY'LL FIX YOU UP.

15. SHH, SUGAR, YOU'LL SEE THE NICE MAN NEXT YEAR.

16. DOUG!

17. HEY, DAD.

18. HEY, MR. FUNNIE.

19. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

20. DOUG'S BIRTHDAY IS IN 12 DAYS

21. SIX HOURS AND 11 MINUTES.

22. OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

23. WHAT KIND OF PRESENT DO YOU WANT, SON?

24. I WAS THINKING...

25. A STEAMBOAT!

26. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY PUMPKIN.

27. COOL! WOW!

28. HE'S THE BEST DADDY EVER, ISN'T HE?

29. DON'T TOUCH, SKEETER.

30. BLUFF HERE.

31. YES?

32. YES, OKAY.

33. GOT TO RUN, HONEY.

34. HEY, DAD, ISN'T THIS

35. THE COOLEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU EVER SAW?

36. YEAH, REAL COOL, SON.

37. DAD?

38. THAT'S ME.

39. HEY!

40. MY DAD ACTED FUNNY ALL THE REST OF THAT DAY.

41. AND IT HAS TWO 2,500- HORSEPOWER ENGINES

42. AND CAN GO OVER 200 MILES AN HOUR

43. AND IT HAS AN AIRLOCK, RIGHT, DAD?

44. HMM.

45. OH, PLEASE, MAY I THROW UP?

46. WELL, THAT'S WHAT BEEBE SAID, AND IT HAD...

47. SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE—

48. AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

49. I'M LEAVING THE BUSY BEAVER.

50. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

51. WELL, I HAVE TO, IF I'M GOING TO OPEN

52. MY OWN PHOTO STUDIO.

53. PHIL!

54. WE'LL HAVE TO TIGHTEN OUR BELTS A LITTLE

55. BUT IF THINGS GO WELL

56. WE'LL BE FINANCIALLY SECURE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

57. HOW ABOUT THAT?

58. PHIL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

59. OH, SURE, SURE, OF COURSE.

60. WOW! FINANCIALLY SECURE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

61. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MY BOY, IS THIS THE LIFE, OR WHAT?

62. TOP DRAWER, FATHER.

63. AND WATCH THIS.

64. GOOD SHOW, FATHER.

65. CAPITAL BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

66. I'VE GOT AN EVEN BIGGER SURPRISE.

67. PHIL & DOUG'S PHOTORAMA.

68. WHY, FATHER, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

69. WELL, OF COURSE I SHOULD.

70. WHO BETTER TO CARRY ON IN MY FOOTSTEPS?

71. THIS WOULD BE GREAT.

72. I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE

73. THE PLACE DAD PICKED OUT FOR HIS NEW BUSINESS.

74. WELL, HERE IT IS, THE FUTURE HOME OF PHIL'S FAMILY PHOTOS.

75. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

76. IT'S REALLY NICE, DEAR.

77. IT'S SO... UNDERSTATED.

78. IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?

79. I THINK IT'S GREAT.

80. THAT'S MY BOY TALKING.

81. YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY.

82. BEFORE YOU KNEW IT

83. DAD HAD FIXED THE PLACE UP AND HAD THE GRAND OPENING.

84. KIND OF SLOW, HUH, DAD?

85. SLOW? NOT AT ALL.

86. IT'S JUST OUR FIRST DAY, AND FIRST DAYS ARE ALWAYS...

87. WAIT A MINUTE.

88. GET THE PAINT, WILL YOU, SON?

89. "GRAND OPENING— 25% OFF."

90. GREAT IDEA, DAD.

91. NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

92. I'LL JUST...

93. "50% OFF."

94. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

95. "FREE?"

96. OH! ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WISE, DEAR?

97. IT'S GOOD BUSINESS.

98. ONCE THEY'RE HOOKED

99. THEY'LL KEEP COMING BACK.

100. WOW! IT WORKED, DAD, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

101. WE ALL PITCHED IN TO HELP, BUT AS THE DAY WORE ON...

102. OH! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE WAY TO HANDLE THIS?

103. I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

104. YOU JUST TAKE THE PICTURES.

105. THAT'S RIGHT, FIRST DAY FREE.

106. QUACK, QUACK!

107. NEXT!

108. IT WAS LIKE THAT ALL DAY.

109. I WASN'T AS GOOD AS MY DAD

110. BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY TO DEAL WITH THE BABIES.

111. SO HOW DID WE DO?

112. IF I DON'T COUNT RENT OR THE COST OF FIXING THIS PLACE UP

113. OUR PROFIT IS...

114. HEY, SOMEBODY LEFT A QUARTER.

115. 25 CENTS— THAT'S GREAT.

116. MOST PLACES LOSE MONEY THEIR FIRST YEAR

117. AND WE'VE MADE A PROFIT.

118. WHO KNOWS WHAT MONEY

119. THE NEXT FEW WEEKS WILL BRING IN.

120. I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.

121. DO WHAT?

122. KIDS, LET'S GO.

123. YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.

124. GOOD-BYE, HONEY.

125. BYE.

126. WELL, AREN'T YOU COMING, DAD?

127. NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.

128. I MUST PRINT THESE PHOTOS.

129. I DON'T HAVE DARKROOM ASSISTANCE

130. LIKE I DID BEFORE.

131. SEE YOU TOMORROW, SON.

132. BUT HE DIDN'T COME HOME THE NEXT MORNING...

133. YOUR DAD HAD BOOKKEEPING TO CATCH UP ON.

134. HE'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER.

135. OR THAT NIGHT.

136. CAREFUL, DOUGLAS!

137. HELLO, DAD?

138. OH, OKAY, SEE YOU.

139. HE'S STILL GOT MORE WORK.

140. HE'LL BE BACK REAL LATE.

141. IT WAS LIKE THAT ALL WEEK.

142. DAD?

143. ALL RIGHT!

144. DAD?

145. HOWDY, PARTNER.

146. WHERE ARE WE ON THE BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN?

147. FOUR DAYS.

148. IT'S GOING TO BE A DOOZIE.

149. YOUR FATHER IS VERY SORRY

150. BUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT THIS YEAR.

151. OF COURSE— SEND IN HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

152. AH, YES, ANOTHER SPEEDBOAT.

153. OPEN IT.

154. DAD!

155. ALL RIGHT!

156. OH, DAD, I...

157. HUH?

158. Happy birthday from all of us at Phil's Family Photos.

159. I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF I'D EVER SEE DAD AGAIN

160. SO I WENT TO HIS STUDIO ONE DAY AFTER SCHOOL.

161. I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE A LONG, LONG TIME.

162. HAVE YOU SEEN MR. FUNNIE?

163. OKAY, OKAY, HOLD YOUR HORSES.

164. OH, HEY, THERE, PARTNER.

165. WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND THESE PARTS?

166. OH, HI, DAD.

167. IF I DIDN'T COME OVER TO SEE YOU, I'D GO CRAZY.

168. JUDY, MOM AND I ALL MISS YOU.

169. DAD? DAD? ARE YOU OKAY?

170. HEY!

171. I'VE WAITED THREE HOURS, MISTER.

172. BACK TO THE OLD SALT MINES.

173. SEE YOU AT DINNER TONIGHT, OKAY, SPORT?

174. OKAY, DAD.

175. ACTUALLY... DOUG?

176. I MIGHT BE A FEW HOURS LATE.

177. OKAY, DAD.

178. DOUG?

179. I'LL DEFINITELY SEE YOU

180. AT YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY BASH TOMORROW.

181. SURE THING, DAD.

182. OKAY, OKAY!

183. I'D NEVER SEEN DAD SO UNHAPPY IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

184. DADDY! DAD!

185. SORRY I'M LATE.

186. YOU MADE YOUR WISH YET?

187. YES.

188. GREAT, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.

189. LISTEN, DOUG, I'M VERY SORRY

190. I KNOW IT ISN'T MUCH, BUT... WELL...

191. NEXT YEAR I'LL GET YOU

192. A REALLY GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT, I PROMISE.

193. I'M SORRY I MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT BEEBE'S BOAT.

194. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SPEND ON PRESENTS.

195. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING RICH?

196. I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.

197. WHAT I REALLY WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS... IS YOU.

198. AND MAYBE A FOOTBALL.

199. REALLY?

200. DAD WENT BACK TO THE BUSY BEAVER.

201. HE WANTED TO GO BACK TO HANDLING BABIES

202. AND LEAVE THE BUSINESS TO THE BUSINESS PEOPLE.

203. I GUESS IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH

204. YOU CAN SAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A SPEEDBOAT

205. BUT NO MONEY CAN BUY A GREAT DAD.

206. DEAR JOURNAL—

207. WHEN I SAW THAT AD FOR A MAGIC BOOK

208. ON THE BACK OF A MAN O STEEL MAN COMIC

209. I KNEW IT WOULD BE PERFECT TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS.

210. WELL, I SUPPOSE.

211. YOU WANT TO SEE MY DISAPPEAR-O TRICK?

212. YEAH, YEAH, GREAT!

213. VERY WELL.

214. NOW YOU SEE IT...

215. NOW YOU DON'T.

216. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DO A TRICK!

217. OH, ANYBODY CAN DO THAT.

218. WAIT, I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE TRICK.

219. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

220. OH! HOW DID HE DO THAT?

221. AND THE DAY AFTER I GOT IT, I SAW MY CHANCE.

222. THOSE GUYS WOULD BE SO IMPRESSED.

223. HEY, GUYS, WANT TO SEE THE DISAPPEAR-O TRICK?

224. MAYBE LATER, DOUG.

225. IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE.

226. I JUST TAKE A CARD.

227. DOUG, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.

228. AND I MAKE THE MAGIC PASS AND...

229. AND JUST A SECOND.

230. OKAY, OKAY—

231. ONE MINUTE.

232. JUST A SECOND HERE.

233. WAIT A MINUTE.

234. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

235. IT'S DISAPPEARED.

236. GUYS?

237. OH, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED.

238. THAT'S ME.

239. HEY!

240. IT WAS THURSDAY AFTERNOON.

241. THE BACKYARD WAS TAKEN OVER

242. BY JUDY'S PEEWEE SHAKESPEARE CLASS.

243. VICI, VICI, VIQUI.

244. NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

245. VENI, VENI, VOOI.

246. VEQUI— NOPE.

247. VICI, VEDI... VECI.

248. COME ON, GABRIEL, GIVE ME CHERUBIN.

249. WHOA!

250. NICE.

251. WENI, WIDI WHOOPEE.

252. WHOA!

253. UH-OH.

254. SEE, FIRST I...

255. STOP, FUNNIE.

256. TAKE YOUR LITTLE VAUDEVILLE ACT OFF MY STAGE NOW.

257. OH, BRAVE NEW WORLD THAT HAS SUCH PEOPLE IN IT.

258. IT WAS DEPRESSING.

259. NOBODY WANTED TO SEE MY CARD TRICK.

260. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

261. WOW, THAT'S GREAT!

262. WELL, WHO ARE YOU?

263. TODD. DO IT AGAIN.

264. SHOULDN'T YOU BE REHEARSING?

265. JUDY SENT ME HERE.

266. WELL, HOW COME?

267. I THINK SHE HATES ME.

268. "TODD BENTLEY, IF YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THAT

269. "GET OFF MY STAGE.

270. "OH, BRAVE NEW WORLD

271. THAT HAS SUCH PEOPLE IN IT."

272. COME ON, DO THAT TRICK AGAIN.

273. UH, OKAY.

274. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

275. DO IT AGAIN.

276. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

277. DO IT AGAIN.

278. TODD WAS SO IMPRESSED

279. HE STARTED COMING OVER A LOT

280. AND IT FELT GREAT

281. HAVING SOMEBODY LOOK UP TO ME FOR A CHANGE.

282. WELL, THAT ONE IS HILARIOUS.

283. DID YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT BALONEY SHOES?

284. BALONEY SHOE.

285. DOUG, COULD YOU READ IT TO ME?

286. TO TODD, EVEN MY ROOM WAS A BIG DEAL.

287. COOL!

288. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

289. SHH.

290. THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY SECRET STUFF.

291. FOOL'S GOLD, BUFFALO HEAD PENNY, ARROWHEADS.

292. WHO'S THIS?

293. THAT'S ME AND MONK-MONK.

294. I HAD HIM SINCE I WAS A BABY.

295. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

296. THAT'S FROM WHEN I FIRST MET PATTI...

297. PATTI MAYONNAISE.

298. MMM, IT'S LIKE MUSIC.

299. COME ON, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.

300. N-N-NO, I'M TOO NERVOUS.

301. WHAT WILL I SAY?

302. WHOA!

303. WHOA!

304. ARE YOU OKAY?

305. WHO, ME?

306. IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY OR CAN I JOIN YOU?

307. OH, NO, THE KETCHUP SQUIRTED YOU.

308. NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

309. SEE? YOU HAVE WONDERFUL AIM.

310. REALLY?

311. ( echoing: ) REALLY? REALLY? REALLY...?

312. I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

313. KNOW WHAT, DOUG?

314. YOU'RE THE NEATEST PERSON

315. I'VE EVER KNOWN IN MY LIFE.

316. I THOUGHT HAVING TODD AROUND WAS FUN

317. UNTIL THE NEXT SCHOOLDAY.

318. YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.

319. THERE'S THIS PART

320. WHERE THE DOG BREATHES HELIUM

321. AND THEN HE... CAN I HELP YOU?

322. HI, DOUG!

323. OH, HI, TODD.

324. I TOLD YOU HE WAS MY FRIEND.

325. YOU HANGING OUT WITH SECOND-GRADERS?

326. OH, UH, HE'S IN JUDY'S PEEWEE

327. SHAKESPEARE CLASS, THAT'S ALL.

328. AND WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

329. WE READ COMIC BOOKS AND PLAY BANJO

330. AND LOOK AT MONK-MONK.

331. MONK-MONK?

332. OKAY, BETTER GET TO CLASS.

333. SEE YOU LATER, TODD.

334. WAIT, DOUG!

335. SHOW THEM A MAGIC TRICK.

336. "I AM THE GREAT DOUGINI."

337. IT LOOKED LIKE HAVING A FAN CLUB WASN'T SO COOL AFTER ALL.

338. HEY, Y'ALL.

339. HEY, GUYS.

340. OH, HEY, PATTI.

341. I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE HERE.

342. CHALKY SAYS IT'S HILARIOUS.

343. YOU GUYS WANT TO SIT WITH US?

344. REALLY? SURE.

345. WE'LL GO SAVE YOU TWO SEATS.

346. Talking during the show is rude.

347. OVER THERE, HURRY, SKEET.

348. EXCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH.

349. SORRY.

350. and remove your hats.

351. SORRY, MA'AM.

352. YES!

353. GOT THEM!

354. THIS IS GREAT.

355. SOON PATTI IS GOING TO BE SITTING RIGHT HERE.

356. I'M SITTING WITH DOUG!

357. ALL RIGHT, MOM?

358. BUT I'M SAVING THE...

359. DOUG, DOUG...

360. DOUG FUNNIE.

361. I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU FROM TODD.

362. DOUG! I'VE CHANGED MY NAME TO DOUG, MOM.

363. NOW, TODD.

364. DOUG!

365. DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG.

366. SORRY, DOUG—

367. MY MOM MADE ME BRING WESLEY.

368. COPYCAT!

369. PATTI, BEEBE!

370. THAT'S OKAY, THANKS FOR TRYING.

371. SEE YOU AFTERWARDS AT THE HONKER BURGER.

372. OKAY!

373. OKAY! OKAY!

374. MY NEXT ILLUSION WILL TAKE THE UTMOST CONCENTRATION.

375. WILL MY ASSISTANTS, DOUG AND DOUG, PLEASE STEP INTO THE BOX?

376. NOW, WHEN I SHOUT THE MAGIC WORDS

377. MY TWO ASSISTANTS WILL VANISH INTO THIN AIR FOREVER.

378. VENI, VIDI, VICI.

379. AND THEY'RE GONE.

380. DO IT AGAIN!

381. ( chanting: ) DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

382. DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

383. NO-O-O-O!

384. AND THEN THE PART

385. AT THE END OF THE MOVIE...

386. ( laughing: ) WITH THE DOG!

387. HEY!

388. EW! PLEASE!

389. COPYCAT!

390. SO PATTI, DID YOU LIKE THE... TODD!

391. DOUG, MY NAME IS DOUG!

392. DOUG, DOUG, DOUG...

393. STOP IT, WESLEY!

394. SO DID YOU LIKE...?

395. I EAT EVERYTHING DOUG EATS.

396. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

397. UH-OH.

398. UH-OH.

399. DRY FRY?

400. OH, SORRY, I...

401. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

402. HOW COME YOU TURN RED WHEN YOU SEE PATTI?

403. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER?

404. YOU KNOW, HE HAS YOUR KETCHUP.

405. THAT'S IT, YOU HAVE TO GO, TODD.

406. GO WHERE?

407. GO SIT WITH YOUR MOM.

408. JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE.

409. "JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!"

410. KIDS!

411. THAT NIGHT I FELT PRETTY BAD ABOUT WHAT I DID TO TODD.

412. MAYBE I WAS TOO HARD ON HIM.

413. YOU CAN'T BE— TODD BENTLEY IS IMPOSSIBLE.

414. IT'S HIM.

415. ANSWER IT, JUDY, PLEASE?

416. UH-UH, NOT ME.

417. HELLO, DOUG.

418. OH, HI, MRS. BENTLEY.

419. NO, HE'S NOT HERE.

420. YOU LOST HIM AT THE HONKER BURGER?

421. JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE.

422. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, MRS. BENTLEY.

423. I'LL GO LOOK IF YOU...

424. OH, IT'S OKAY

425. MRS. BENTLEY, HE'S RIGHT HERE.

426. TODD!

427. GET AWAY FROM ME!

428. WHY?

429. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME.

430. I DON'T HATE YOU.

431. YOU DO, TOO.

432. "THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE TO GO, TODD!"

433. I DIDN'T MEAN...

434. I JUST WANTED YOU

435. TO LIKE ME.

436. YEAH, I KNOW THAT FEELING.

437. YOU DO?

438. WHEN I TRY TOO HARD TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY

439. IT BACKFIRES.

440. REALLY?

441. YOU IMITATE PEOPLE WELL

442. BUT THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR IT.

443. WHEN?

444. OH, BRAVE NEW WORLD THAT HAS SUCH PEOPLE IN IT.

445. SO ONCE TODD STOPPED TRYING SO HARD TO IMPRESS PEOPLE

446. HE WAS REALLY PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

447. I WASN'T TOO BAD MYSELF.

448. I'LL BREAK MY WAND AND DROWN MY BOOK.

449. AS YOU FROM CRIMES WOULD PARDON ME

450. LET YOUR INDULGENCE SET ME FREE!

451. WHOA! YEAH, YEAH, GO.

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