1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. COOL! WHOA!
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3. Mr.
QUACK, QUACK!
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4. TWEET, TWEET.
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5. LOOK AT THE BABY.
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6. OH, SHE'S CUTE.
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7. MY DAD TAKES BABY PORTRAITS
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8. AT THE BUSY BEAVER
DEPARTMENT STORE
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9. AND HE'S THE BEST.
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10. I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT, PHIL.
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11. ONLY YOU COULD GET
JIMMY TO STOP CRYING.
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12. IT'S A GIFT.
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13. YOU PAY FOR IT
AT CUSTOMER SERVICE
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14. ORDER YOUR PRINTS
AND THEY'LL FIX YOU UP.
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15. SHH, SUGAR,
YOU'LL SEE THE
NICE MAN NEXT YEAR.
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16. DOUG!
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17. HEY, DAD.
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18. HEY, MR. FUNNIE.
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19. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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20. DOUG'S BIRTHDAY
IS IN 12 DAYS
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21. SIX HOURS
AND 11 MINUTES.
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22. OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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23. WHAT KIND OF PRESENT
DO YOU WANT, SON?
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24. I WAS THINKING...
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25. A STEAMBOAT!
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26. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HONEY PUMPKIN.
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27. COOL!
WOW!
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28. HE'S THE BEST DADDY
EVER, ISN'T HE?
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29. DON'T TOUCH, SKEETER.
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30. BLUFF HERE.
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31. YES?
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32. YES, OKAY.
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33. GOT TO RUN, HONEY.
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34. HEY, DAD, ISN'T THIS
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35. THE COOLEST BIRTHDAY
PRESENT YOU EVER SAW?
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36. YEAH, REAL COOL, SON.
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37. DAD?
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38. THAT'S ME.
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39. HEY!
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40. MY DAD ACTED FUNNY
ALL THE REST OF THAT DAY.
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41. AND IT
HAS TWO 2,500-
HORSEPOWER ENGINES
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42. AND CAN GO OVER
200 MILES AN HOUR
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43. AND IT HAS AN
AIRLOCK, RIGHT, DAD?
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44. HMM.
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45. OH, PLEASE,
MAY I THROW UP?
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46. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
BEEBE SAID, AND IT HAD...
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47. SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE—
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48. AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT.
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49. I'M LEAVING
THE BUSY BEAVER.
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50. WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
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51. WELL, I HAVE TO,
IF I'M GOING TO OPEN
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52. MY OWN
PHOTO STUDIO.
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53. PHIL!
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54. WE'LL HAVE TO TIGHTEN
OUR BELTS A LITTLE
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55. BUT IF THINGS GO WELL
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56. WE'LL BE FINANCIALLY SECURE
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
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57. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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58. PHIL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
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59. OH, SURE, SURE,
OF COURSE.
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60. WOW! FINANCIALLY SECURE
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
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61. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, MY BOY,
IS THIS THE LIFE, OR WHAT?
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62. TOP DRAWER, FATHER.
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63. AND WATCH THIS.
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64. GOOD SHOW, FATHER.
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65. CAPITAL BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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66. I'VE GOT AN EVEN
BIGGER SURPRISE.
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67. PHIL & DOUG'S PHOTORAMA.
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68. WHY, FATHER,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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69. WELL, OF COURSE I SHOULD.
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70. WHO BETTER TO CARRY ON
IN MY FOOTSTEPS?
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71. THIS WOULD BE GREAT.
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72. I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE
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73. THE PLACE DAD PICKED OUT
FOR HIS NEW BUSINESS.
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74. WELL, HERE IT IS, THE FUTURE
HOME OF PHIL'S FAMILY PHOTOS.
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75. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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76. IT'S REALLY
NICE, DEAR.
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77. IT'S SO...
UNDERSTATED.
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78. IS IT REALLY
THAT BAD?
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79. I THINK IT'S GREAT.
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80. THAT'S MY BOY TALKING.
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81. YOU KIDS ARE GOING
TO BE SO HAPPY.
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82. BEFORE YOU KNEW IT
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83. DAD HAD FIXED THE PLACE UP
AND HAD THE GRAND OPENING.
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84. KIND OF SLOW, HUH, DAD?
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85. SLOW? NOT AT ALL.
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86. IT'S JUST OUR FIRST DAY,
AND FIRST DAYS ARE ALWAYS...
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87. WAIT A MINUTE.
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88. GET THE PAINT,
WILL YOU, SON?
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89. "GRAND OPENING— 25% OFF."
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90. GREAT IDEA, DAD.
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91. NO PROBLEM,
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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92. I'LL JUST...
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93. "50% OFF."
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94. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
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95. "FREE?"
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96. OH! ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S WISE, DEAR?
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97. IT'S GOOD BUSINESS.
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98. ONCE THEY'RE
HOOKED
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99. THEY'LL KEEP
COMING BACK.
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100. WOW! IT WORKED, DAD,
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
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101. WE ALL PITCHED IN TO HELP,
BUT AS THE DAY WORE ON...
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102. OH! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE WAY TO HANDLE THIS?
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103. I GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
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104. YOU JUST TAKE THE PICTURES.
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105. THAT'S RIGHT,
FIRST DAY FREE.
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106. QUACK, QUACK!
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107. NEXT!
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108. IT WAS LIKE THAT ALL DAY.
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109. I WASN'T AS GOOD AS MY DAD
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110. BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY
TO DEAL WITH THE BABIES.
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111. SO HOW DID WE DO?
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112. IF I DON'T COUNT RENT OR
THE COST OF FIXING THIS PLACE UP
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113. OUR PROFIT IS...
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114. HEY, SOMEBODY LEFT
A QUARTER.
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115. 25 CENTS—
THAT'S GREAT.
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116. MOST PLACES LOSE MONEY
THEIR FIRST YEAR
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117. AND WE'VE MADE A PROFIT.
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118. WHO KNOWS WHAT MONEY
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119. THE NEXT FEW WEEKS
WILL BRING IN.
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120. I WISH
YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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121. DO WHAT?
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122. KIDS, LET'S GO.
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123. YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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124. GOOD-BYE, HONEY.
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125. BYE.
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126. WELL, AREN'T
YOU COMING, DAD?
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127. NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
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128. I MUST PRINT THESE PHOTOS.
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129. I DON'T HAVE
DARKROOM ASSISTANCE
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130. LIKE I DID BEFORE.
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131. SEE YOU TOMORROW, SON.
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132. BUT HE DIDN'T COME HOME
THE NEXT MORNING...
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133. YOUR DAD HAD BOOKKEEPING
TO CATCH UP ON.
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134. HE'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER.
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135. OR THAT NIGHT.
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136. CAREFUL, DOUGLAS!
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137. HELLO, DAD?
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138. OH, OKAY, SEE YOU.
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139. HE'S STILL GOT MORE WORK.
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140. HE'LL BE BACK REAL LATE.
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141. IT WAS LIKE THAT ALL WEEK.
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142. DAD?
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143. ALL RIGHT!
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144. DAD?
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145. HOWDY, PARTNER.
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146. WHERE ARE WE
ON THE BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN?
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147. FOUR DAYS.
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148. IT'S GOING
TO BE A DOOZIE.
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149. YOUR FATHER IS VERY SORRY
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150. BUT HE WON'T BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT THIS YEAR.
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151. OF COURSE— SEND IN
HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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152. AH, YES, ANOTHER SPEEDBOAT.
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153. OPEN IT.
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154. DAD!
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155. ALL RIGHT!
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156. OH, DAD, I...
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157. HUH?
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158. Happy birthday from all of us
at Phil's Family Photos.
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159. I WAS STARTING TO WONDER
IF I'D EVER SEE DAD AGAIN
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160. SO I WENT TO HIS STUDIO
ONE DAY AFTER SCHOOL.
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161. I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE
A LONG, LONG TIME.
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162. HAVE YOU SEEN
MR. FUNNIE?
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163. OKAY, OKAY,
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
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164. OH, HEY, THERE, PARTNER.
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165. WHAT BRINGS YOU
AROUND THESE PARTS?
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166. OH, HI, DAD.
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167. IF I DIDN'T COME OVER
TO SEE YOU, I'D GO CRAZY.
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168. JUDY, MOM AND I ALL MISS YOU.
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169. DAD? DAD?
ARE YOU OKAY?
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170. HEY!
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171. I'VE WAITED
THREE HOURS, MISTER.
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172. BACK TO THE OLD SALT MINES.
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173. SEE YOU AT DINNER
TONIGHT, OKAY, SPORT?
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174. OKAY, DAD.
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175. ACTUALLY... DOUG?
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176. I MIGHT BE A FEW HOURS LATE.
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177. OKAY, DAD.
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178. DOUG?
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179. I'LL DEFINITELY SEE YOU
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180. AT YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY
BASH TOMORROW.
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181. SURE THING, DAD.
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182. OKAY, OKAY!
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183. I'D NEVER SEEN DAD SO UNHAPPY
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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184. DADDY!
DAD!
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185. SORRY I'M LATE.
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186. YOU MADE YOUR WISH YET?
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187. YES.
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188. GREAT, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
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189. LISTEN, DOUG, I'M VERY SORRY
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190. I KNOW IT ISN'T MUCH,
BUT... WELL...
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191. NEXT YEAR I'LL GET YOU
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192. A REALLY GREAT BIRTHDAY
PRESENT, I PROMISE.
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193. I'M SORRY I MADE A BIG DEAL
ABOUT BEEBE'S BOAT.
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194. IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH YOU SPEND ON PRESENTS.
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195. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING RICH?
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196. I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
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197. WHAT I REALLY WANT FOR
MY BIRTHDAY IS... IS YOU.
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198. AND MAYBE A FOOTBALL.
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199. REALLY?
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200. DAD WENT BACK TO
THE BUSY BEAVER.
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201. HE WANTED TO GO BACK
TO HANDLING BABIES
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202. AND LEAVE THE BUSINESS
TO THE BUSINESS PEOPLE.
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203. I GUESS IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH
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204. YOU CAN SAVE ENOUGH MONEY
FOR A SPEEDBOAT
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205. BUT NO MONEY CAN BUY
A GREAT DAD.
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206. DEAR JOURNAL—
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207. WHEN I SAW THAT AD
FOR A MAGIC BOOK
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208. ON THE BACK OF
A MAN O STEEL MAN COMIC
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209. I KNEW IT WOULD BE PERFECT
TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS.
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210. WELL, I SUPPOSE.
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211. YOU WANT TO SEE
MY DISAPPEAR-O TRICK?
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212. YEAH, YEAH, GREAT!
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213. VERY WELL.
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214. NOW YOU SEE IT...
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215. NOW YOU DON'T.
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216. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO DO A TRICK!
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217. OH, ANYBODY CAN DO THAT.
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218. WAIT, I HAVEN'T
FINISHED THE TRICK.
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219. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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220. OH! HOW DID
HE DO THAT?
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221. AND THE DAY AFTER I GOT IT,
I SAW MY CHANCE.
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222. THOSE GUYS WOULD BE
SO IMPRESSED.
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223. HEY, GUYS, WANT TO SEE
THE DISAPPEAR-O TRICK?
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224. MAYBE LATER, DOUG.
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225. IT WILL TAKE A MINUTE.
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226. I JUST TAKE A CARD.
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227. DOUG, WE'RE IN
THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.
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228. AND I MAKE
THE MAGIC PASS AND...
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229. AND JUST A SECOND.
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230. OKAY, OKAY—
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231. ONE MINUTE.
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232. JUST A SECOND HERE.
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233. WAIT A MINUTE.
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234. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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235. IT'S DISAPPEARED.
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236. GUYS?
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237. OH, I GUESS
YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED.
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238. THAT'S ME.
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239. HEY!
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240. IT WAS THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
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241. THE BACKYARD WAS TAKEN OVER
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242. BY JUDY'S
PEEWEE SHAKESPEARE CLASS.
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243. VICI, VICI, VIQUI.
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244. NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
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245. VENI, VENI, VOOI.
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246. VEQUI— NOPE.
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247. VICI, VEDI... VECI.
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248. COME ON, GABRIEL,
GIVE ME CHERUBIN.
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249. WHOA!
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250. NICE.
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251. WENI, WIDI
WHOOPEE.
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252. WHOA!
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253. UH-OH.
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254. SEE, FIRST I...
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255. STOP, FUNNIE.
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256. TAKE YOUR LITTLE VAUDEVILLE ACT
OFF MY STAGE NOW.
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257. OH, BRAVE NEW WORLD
THAT HAS SUCH PEOPLE IN IT.
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258. IT WAS DEPRESSING.
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259. NOBODY WANTED
TO SEE MY CARD TRICK.
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260. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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261. WOW, THAT'S GREAT!
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262. WELL, WHO ARE YOU?
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263. TODD.
DO IT AGAIN.
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264. SHOULDN'T YOU
BE REHEARSING?
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265. JUDY SENT ME HERE.
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266. WELL, HOW COME?
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267. I THINK SHE HATES ME.
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268. "TODD BENTLEY, IF YOU'RE
ACTING LIKE THAT
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269. "GET OFF MY STAGE.
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270. "OH, BRAVE
NEW WORLD
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271. THAT HAS
SUCH PEOPLE IN IT."
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272. COME ON,
DO THAT TRICK AGAIN.
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273. UH, OKAY.
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274. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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275. DO IT AGAIN.
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276. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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277. DO IT AGAIN.
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278. TODD WAS SO IMPRESSED
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279. HE STARTED COMING OVER A LOT
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280. AND IT FELT GREAT
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281. HAVING SOMEBODY LOOK UP TO ME
FOR A CHANGE.
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282. WELL, THAT ONE IS HILARIOUS.
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283. DID YOU GET TO THE PART
ABOUT BALONEY SHOES?
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284. BALONEY SHOE.
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285. DOUG, COULD YOU
READ IT TO ME?
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286. TO TODD,
EVEN MY ROOM WAS A BIG DEAL.
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287. COOL!
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288. WHAT'S THIS FOR?
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289. SHH.
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290. THAT'S WHERE I KEEP
MY SECRET STUFF.
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291. FOOL'S GOLD,
BUFFALO HEAD PENNY, ARROWHEADS.
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292. WHO'S THIS?
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293. THAT'S ME AND MONK-MONK.
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294. I HAD HIM SINCE I WAS A BABY.
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295. WHAT'S THIS FOR?
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296. THAT'S FROM WHEN
I FIRST MET PATTI...
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297. PATTI MAYONNAISE.
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298. MMM, IT'S LIKE MUSIC.
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299. COME ON, I'LL
INTRODUCE YOU.
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300. N-N-NO,
I'M TOO NERVOUS.
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301. WHAT WILL I SAY?
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302. WHOA!
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303. WHOA!
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304. ARE YOU OKAY?
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305. WHO, ME?
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306. IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY
OR CAN I JOIN YOU?
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307. OH, NO, THE KETCHUP
SQUIRTED YOU.
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308. NO, REALLY, IT'S OKAY.
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309. SEE? YOU HAVE
WONDERFUL AIM.
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310. REALLY?
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311. ( echoing: )
REALLY? REALLY? REALLY...?
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312. I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
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313. KNOW WHAT, DOUG?
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314. YOU'RE THE NEATEST PERSON
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315. I'VE EVER KNOWN
IN MY LIFE.
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316. I THOUGHT
HAVING TODD AROUND WAS FUN
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317. UNTIL THE NEXT SCHOOLDAY.
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318. YOU MUST SEE
THIS MOVIE.
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319. THERE'S THIS PART
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320. WHERE THE DOG
BREATHES HELIUM
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321. AND THEN HE... CAN I HELP YOU?
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322. HI, DOUG!
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323. OH, HI, TODD.
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324. I TOLD YOU
HE WAS MY FRIEND.
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325. YOU HANGING OUT
WITH SECOND-GRADERS?
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326. OH, UH, HE'S
IN JUDY'S PEEWEE
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327. SHAKESPEARE CLASS,
THAT'S ALL.
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328. AND WE DO
EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
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329. WE READ COMIC BOOKS
AND PLAY BANJO
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330. AND LOOK AT
MONK-MONK.
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331. MONK-MONK?
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332. OKAY, BETTER
GET TO CLASS.
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333. SEE YOU
LATER, TODD.
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334. WAIT, DOUG!
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335. SHOW THEM A MAGIC TRICK.
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336. "I AM THE GREAT DOUGINI."
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337. IT LOOKED LIKE HAVING A FAN CLUB
WASN'T SO COOL AFTER ALL.
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338. HEY, Y'ALL.
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339. HEY, GUYS.
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340. OH, HEY, PATTI.
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341. I'M SURPRISED
YOU'RE HERE.
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342. CHALKY SAYS
IT'S HILARIOUS.
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343. YOU GUYS WANT
TO SIT WITH US?
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344. REALLY? SURE.
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345. WE'LL GO SAVE YOU
TWO SEATS.
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346. Talking during the show is rude.
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347. OVER THERE, HURRY, SKEET.
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348. EXCUSE ME,
COMING THROUGH.
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349. SORRY.
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350. and remove your hats.
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351. SORRY, MA'AM.
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352. YES!
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353. GOT THEM!
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354. THIS IS GREAT.
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355. SOON PATTI IS GOING
TO BE SITTING RIGHT HERE.
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356. I'M SITTING WITH DOUG!
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357. ALL RIGHT, MOM?
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358. BUT I'M SAVING THE...
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359. DOUG, DOUG...
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360. DOUG FUNNIE.
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361. I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU FROM TODD.
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362. DOUG! I'VE CHANGED
MY NAME TO DOUG, MOM.
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363. NOW, TODD.
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364. DOUG!
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365. DOUG, DOUG,
DOUG, DOUG.
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366. SORRY, DOUG—
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367. MY MOM MADE ME
BRING WESLEY.
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368. COPYCAT!
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369. PATTI, BEEBE!
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370. THAT'S OKAY,
THANKS FOR TRYING.
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371. SEE YOU AFTERWARDS
AT THE HONKER BURGER.
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372. OKAY!
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373. OKAY!
OKAY!
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374. MY NEXT ILLUSION WILL TAKE
THE UTMOST CONCENTRATION.
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375. WILL MY ASSISTANTS, DOUG AND
DOUG, PLEASE STEP INTO THE BOX?
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376. NOW, WHEN I SHOUT
THE MAGIC WORDS
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377. MY TWO ASSISTANTS WILL VANISH
INTO THIN AIR FOREVER.
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378. VENI, VIDI, VICI.
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379. AND THEY'RE GONE.
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380. DO IT AGAIN!
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381. ( chanting: )
DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
DO IT AGAIN!
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382. DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
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383. NO-O-O-O!
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384. AND THEN THE PART
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385. AT THE END OF
THE MOVIE...
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386. ( laughing: )
WITH THE DOG!
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387. HEY!
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388. EW! PLEASE!
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389. COPYCAT!
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390. SO PATTI, DID YOU
LIKE THE... TODD!
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391. DOUG, MY NAME
IS DOUG!
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392. DOUG, DOUG, DOUG...
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393. STOP IT, WESLEY!
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394. SO DID YOU LIKE...?
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395. I EAT EVERYTHING
DOUG EATS.
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396. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
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397. UH-OH.
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398. UH-OH.
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399. DRY FRY?
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400. OH, SORRY, I...
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401. CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
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402. HOW COME YOU TURN RED
WHEN YOU SEE PATTI?
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403. DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH HER?
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404. YOU KNOW, HE HAS
YOUR KETCHUP.
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405. THAT'S IT, YOU
HAVE TO GO, TODD.
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406. GO WHERE?
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407. GO SIT WITH YOUR MOM.
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408. JUST GET AWAY
FROM ME, PLEASE.
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409. "JUST GET AWAY
FROM ME, PLEASE!"
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410. KIDS!
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411. THAT NIGHT I FELT PRETTY BAD
ABOUT WHAT I DID TO TODD.
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412. MAYBE I WAS TOO HARD ON HIM.
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413. YOU CAN'T BE—
TODD BENTLEY IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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414. IT'S HIM.
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415. ANSWER IT,
JUDY, PLEASE?
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416. UH-UH, NOT ME.
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417. HELLO, DOUG.
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418. OH, HI, MRS. BENTLEY.
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419. NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
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420. YOU LOST HIM
AT THE HONKER BURGER?
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421. JUST GET AWAY
FROM ME, PLEASE.
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422. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO HIM, MRS. BENTLEY.
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423. I'LL GO LOOK IF YOU...
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424. OH, IT'S OKAY
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425. MRS. BENTLEY,
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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426. TODD!
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427. GET AWAY FROM ME!
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428. WHY?
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429. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME.
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430. I DON'T HATE YOU.
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431. YOU DO, TOO.
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432. "THAT'S IT!
YOU HAVE TO GO, TODD!"
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433. I DIDN'T MEAN...
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434. I JUST WANTED YOU
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435. TO LIKE ME.
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436. YEAH, I KNOW THAT FEELING.
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437. YOU DO?
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438. WHEN I TRY TOO HARD
TO IMPRESS SOMEBODY
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439. IT BACKFIRES.
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440. REALLY?
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441. YOU IMITATE PEOPLE WELL
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442. BUT THERE'S A TIME
AND A PLACE FOR IT.
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443. WHEN?
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444. OH, BRAVE NEW WORLD
THAT HAS SUCH PEOPLE IN IT.
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445. SO ONCE TODD STOPPED TRYING
SO HARD TO IMPRESS PEOPLE
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446. HE WAS REALLY PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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447. I WASN'T TOO BAD MYSELF.
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448. I'LL BREAK MY WAND
AND DROWN MY BOOK.
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449. AS YOU FROM CRIMES
WOULD PARDON ME
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450. LET YOUR INDULGENCE SET ME FREE!
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451. WHOA! YEAH,
YEAH, GO.
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452. Captioned by
The Caption Center
Educational Foundation
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