Doug 4x5

Directed by Carol Millican

Doug's Bluff Scout Troop #617 has to raise money for new canoes, so they sell ""Bluff Scout Booster Bars"" door to door. But after being rejected by everyone, Roger offers a new way to sell the bars, which Doug doesn't agree with. Then when Doug sells a bar to Mr. Swirly, he realizes the problem of why the bars taste so horrible.

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1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. COOL! WHOA!

3. DEAR JOURNAL—

4. SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO CLOTHES AND FASHION.

5. GREAT PANTS.

6. TOO BAGGY.

7. BUT I JUST WEAR THE SAME OLD STUFF.

8. HEY, GUYS.

9. WHAT YOU READING?

10. TEEN FAD MAGAZINE.

11. NOTHING YOU'D LIKE.

12. I WISH I WAS A TRENDSETTER LIKE DYLAN FARNHAM

13. STAR OF THE HOTTEST NEW SHOW ON TV.

14. HEY! TEENHEART STREET IS COMING ON.

15. EVERYBODY WATCHES TEENHEART STREET.

16. OH, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THAT TRASHY SHOW?

17. Shut up, Trudi.

18. I'm never speaking to you again.

19. Oh, like I really care.

20. DON'T YOU REALIZE

21. YOU'RE FILLING YOUR HEAD WITH JUNK?

22. IT'S JUST A TOOL

23. FOR ENFORCING JUVENILE CONFORMITY.

24. DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT DYLAN FARNHAM

25. HAS ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE?

26. Candy, are you okay?

27. Do you want to talk?

28. I REST MY CASE.

29. THAT'S ME.

30. HEY!

31. DYLAN FARNHAM...

32. WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AS ME!

33. I MUST BE A TRENDSETTER.

34. FASHION FLASH.

35. A NEW LOOK HAS HIT THE STREETS.

36. EVERYONE'S WEARING IT.

37. FROM THE CHICEST FASHION SHOWS

38. TO THE HOTTEST DOWNTOWN CLUB.

39. THIS SASSY NEW LOOK

40. IS SWEEPING THE NATION.

41. AND WHO'S THE SAVVY TRENDSETTER BEHIND THE NEW LOOK?

42. LET'S GO MEET HIM.

43. UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO, DOUG FUNNIE

44. WAS JUST AN AVERAGE STUDENT AT THE BLUFFINGTON SCHOOL

45. BUT NOW FAME HAS CHANGED THAT FOREVER.

46. HEY, DOUG.

47. MMM... LOOKING GOOD.

48. DOUG FUNNIE, KING OF STYLE.

49. I DECIDED I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

50. I'D JUST WAIT AND SEE.

51. HEY, DOUG.

52. LOOKING GOOD.

53. THANKS, BEEBE.

54. THIS IS WEIRD.

55. SO YOU SAW THIS WEEK'S EPISODE

56. OF TEENHEART STREET?

57. I LOVE THAT SHOW.

58. IT SPEAKS FOR THE CONCERNS OF MY GENERATION.

59. YOU'VE GOT THE DYLAN FARNHAM LOOK.

60. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE DYLAN FARNHAM LOOK?

61. PUCE VEST, WHITE T-SHIRT AND FLOPPY BEIGE SHORTS.

62. BUT THIS IS THE WAY I ALWAYS DRESS.

63. OF COURSE. YEAH, RIGHT.

64. A REAL FASHION ANIMAL.

65. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

66. OH, DOUG, I THINK IT'S A GREAT LOOK FOR YOU.

67. IT'S NOT A LOOK—

68. IT'S THE WAY I'VE ALWAYS DRESSED.

69. IF YOU SAY SO, DOUG.

70. WATCH THE BASE LINE.

71. TWO POINTS.

72. YES!

73. I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY.

74. HEY, DOUG.

75. WHAT'S SHAKING?

76. SKEETER.

77. EVERYONE THINKS

78. I'M WEARING THESE CLOTHES

79. TO COPY THIS DYLAN FARNHAM GUY.

80. YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T?

81. WHAT?

82. NO, I'VE ALWAYS WORN THESE CLOTHES.

83. YOU'VE SEEN ME.

84. OH, I GUESS I NEVER NOTICED.

85. I DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION.

86. BUT SKEETER, I...

87. WHAT?

88. NEVER MIND.

89. WHAT?

90. I AM NOT COPYING DYLAN FARNHAM.

91. I CAN PROVE IT.

92. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

93. IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

94. I WANT TO GO SHOP.

95. I HEARD THERE ARE GOING TO BE SNACKS.

96. AHEM...

97. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING

98. WHY I'VE ASKED YOU ALL HERE TODAY.

99. CERTAIN ACCUSATIONS HAVE BEEN MADE.

100. ALL RIGHT, I DID IT.

101. BIG DEAL.

102. DID WHAT, ROGER?

103. YOU DON'T KNOW?

104. NOTHING.

105. NEVER MIND.

106. GET TO THE POINT, DOUG.

107. I WANT TO PROVE TO YOU GUYS

108. THAT I AM NOT COPYING DYLAN FARNHAM.

109. I HAVE ALWAYS DRESSED LIKE THIS AND HERE'S THE PROOF.

110. TA-DA!

111. YOU DRAGGED US OVER HERE

112. JUST TO SHOW OFF

113. YOUR DYLAN FARNHAM COLLECTION?

114. HEY, DOUG

115. I THINK YOU'RE LETTING

116. THIS DYLAN FARNHAM THING

117. GET OUT OF HAND.

118. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS LIKE HIM

119. EVERY DAY.

120. IT WAS CRAZY.

121. EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE DYLAN FARNHAM.

122. OOPS.

123. OH, SHOOT.

124. CONNIE.

125. ARE YOU OKAY?

126. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

127. ( crying: ) PATTI, HELP!

128. WHAT IS IT, CONNIE?

129. DOUG'S ACTING WEIRD AGAIN.

130. OH, YEAH, JUST IGNORE HIM.

131. HE THINKS HE'S DYLAN FARNHAM.

132. LOOK, CONNIE, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE HURT

133. IT CAN BE HARD TO TALK ABOUT IT

134. BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.

135. I'M THERE FOR YOU.

136. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

137. IF I DIDN'T WANT TO BE CALLED A DYLAN FARNHAM COPYCAT

138. I'D HAVE TO START WEARING SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

139. WOW!

140. THERE WERE SO MANY STYLES, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

141. MAY I HELP YOU?

142. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ORIGINAL.

143. OH, PARDON ME.

144. SOMETHING ORIGINAL?

145. I KNOW JUST THE THING.

146. HEY!

147. THE HIPPIE LOOK.

148. LIKE, GROOVY, MAN.

149. MY DAD WORE THIS STUFF WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE.

150. AH, YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE "NOW."

151. HEY! OUCH!

152. THE RAP LOOK.

153. WORD UP, BOY-EE.

154. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A RAP STAR.

155. YES, OF COURSE, SIR.

156. MAY I SUGGEST...

157. DISCO MANIA, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY.

158. I DON'T WANT TO SHAKE MY BOOTY.

159. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, MAN?

160. HE WANTS SOMETHING ORIGINAL.

161. SHOW HIM THE HIPPIE LOOK.

162. WHAT ABOUT LEATHER JACKETS?

163. THE KIDS LOVE LEATHER JACKETS.

164. A NICE BOY LIKE THIS.

165. HE NEEDS A LEATHER JACKET.

166. I SHOWED HIM...

167. CASHMERE— THE PREPPIE LOOK.

168. I THINK I CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.

169. IF YOU'LL JUST ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS.

170. DO YOU LIKE THE MOUNTAINS OR THE BEACH?

171. BOTH.

172. DO YOU JAYWALK?

173. I GUESS SO.

174. ARE YOU EASY TO LOVE?

175. WHAT?

176. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $1 MILLION?

177. BUT I HAVEN'T ANSWERED

178. YOUR LAST QUESTION YET.

179. YES, I KNOW JUST THE THING FOR YOU—

180. THE DYLAN FARNHAM LOOK.

181. NO.

182. I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

183. AND I DON'T WANT WHAT I LIKE.

184. I WANT...

185. OH, FORGET IT.

186. I'LL TAKE IT.

187. I'LL TAKE IT.

188. TAKE THAT, DYLAN FARNHAM.

189. YOU AND YOUR STUPID LOOK.

190. MOM SENT ME TO TELL YOU DINNER'S READY.

191. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?

192. I JUST WANTED TO WEAR SOMETHING NOBODY EVER WORE BEFORE.

193. WELL, I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU

194. BUT THEY CALL IT THE "SCHIZO" LOOK.

195. NO!

196. I GIVE UP.

197. DOUG, PARDON MY INSOUCIANCE

198. BUT WHY DO YOU CARE

199. IF YOU'RE COPYING SOMEONE?

200. BECAUSE I DIDN'T COPY...

201. DO YOU THINK

202. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD

203. WHO EVER WORE A GREEN VEST?

204. WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP

205. WORRYING ABOUT IT?

206. WE'RE ALL COPYING SOMEONE.

207. IF WE DIDN'T IMITATE OTHERS, WE'D BE RUNNING AROUND

208. GRUNTING AT EACH OTHER.

209. OH!

210. OH, I'VE JUST HAD AN IDEA

211. FOR A PERFORMANCE PIECE.

212. OH, THIS'LL BE... WOW!

213. THIS'LL BE EXTRAORDINARY.

214. WHY DO I CARE IF I'M COPYING SOMEONE OR NOT?

215. YEAH, WHY DO I CARE?

216. I HAD HAD ENOUGH.

217. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO START ACTING LIKE ME.

218. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

219. AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M WEARING THE SO-CALLED DYLAN FARNHAM LOOK.

220. I LIKE TO DRESS THIS WAY.

221. IF THAT MEANS I'M TRENDY

222. THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

223. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

224. DIDN'T YOU SEE TEENHEART LAST NIGHT?

225. YOU'RE WEARING LAST WEEK'S LOOK.

226. I AM?

227. I'M NOT TRENDY?

228. I'M NOT TRENDY.

229. I'M OUT OF DATE.

230. I'M UNHIP, I'M NOT COOL.

231. I'M SQUARE.

232. I'M BEAT, I'M LAME.

233. I'M OLD.

234. THE KEY TO CLOTHES IS TO WEAR WHAT YOU LIKE

235. AND NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK—

236. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ON TEENHEART STREET.

237. HEY, TEENHEART STREET IS COMING ON.

238. PORKCHOP, IT'S COMING ON.

239. DEAR JOURNAL—

240. I WAS WORKING ON MY SCULPTURE FOR THE ART FESTIVAL

241. WHEN THE MAIL CAME.

242. THANKS, GEORGE.

243. ALL RIGHT.

244. ANYTHING FOR ME, MOM?

245. WELL, YOU CAN OPEN THIS IF YOU WANT.

246. IT'S JUST JUNK MAIL.

247. "DEAR OCCUPANT— YOU ARE A SEMIFINALIST

248. "IN THE PONZI PUBLISHING SWEEPSTAKES

249. MAKING YOU ELIGIBLE TO WIN..."

250. WHOO! THAT'S A LOT OF ZEROS.

251. THIS ISN'T JUNK.

252. OH, I COULD BE A ZILLIONAIRE.

253. THAT'S ME.

254. HEY!

255. I JUST GOT TO FINISH THIS PUZZLE

256. SEND IT IN...

257. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CHANCES ARE.

258. UH-HUH.

259. BUT LOOK— WE'VE ALREADY

260. UNSCRAMBLED ALL THE WORDS.

261. THIS PUZZLE WAS REALLY TOUGH.

262. HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK CAN FIGURE THIS STUFF OUT?

263. 42 YEARS, BERNARD.

264. WHAT'S THAT?

265. IT'S BEEN 42 YEARS

266. SINCE WE STARTED THIS CONTEST

267. AND NOBODY'S EVER WON.

268. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CALL IT QUITS.

269. NUTS!

270. I'LL NEVER CALL IT QUITS.

271. THERE MUST BE SOMEBODY WHO CAN...

272. WHAT IS IT, BERNARD?

273. GLORY BE, JASPER.

274. SOMEBODY'S DONE IT.

275. DOUG FUNNIE'S WON THE CONTEST.

276. LET IN THE SUNSHINE.

277. OUR SEARCH IS OVER.

278. I MAILED IN THE PUZZLE

279. AND SPENT THE REST OF THE WEEK ON MY SCULPTURE.

280. THE MAIL'S HERE!

281. THANKS, MR. WILLIKERS.

282. "CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG FUNNIE!

283. "YOU HAVE MADE IT

284. "TO THE SUPER SEMIFINALS.

285. JUST SEND THE ENCLOSED PUZZLE AND A NOMINAL $25 FEE."

286. 25 DOLLARS?

287. WHERE AM I GOING TO GET $25?

288. HEY, MOM.

289. 25 DOLLARS?

290. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF MONEY.

291. I'D REALLY THINK TWICE ABOUT IT, HONEY.

292. THOSE CONTESTS

293. ARE QUESTIONABLE.

294. HOW DO YOU LIKE

295. MY LATEST DESIGN?

296. NEAT, MOM.

297. MAYBE I'LL JUST SEE

298. IF I CAN DO THE PUZZLE ANYWAY— JUST FOR FUN.

299. THE SECOND PUZZLE TURNED OUT TO BE EVEN HARDER THAN THE FIRST.

300. HMM...

301. "PONZI PUBLISHING IS PROUD TO PAY PLENTIFUL PRIZES."

302. ALL RIGHT!

303. I DID IT, PORKCHOP.

304. I DID IT.

305. TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

306. OH, WELL... NO BIG DEAL.

307. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED...

308. I GUESS.

309. AHOY, THERE.

310. THIS IS YOUR SHIP, DOUG FUNNIE.

311. AFTER 11½ YEARS, SHE'S FINALLY COME IN.

312. YOU DID REMEMBER TO SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS?

313. UH, NO... I...

314. IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS, DOUG.

315. IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS...

316. RATS.

317. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.

318. PORKCHOP?

319. CAN YOU LEND ME $9.74?

320. MM-HMM.

321. JUST 9.74, SKEET.

322. FOR THIS FEE, YOU'LL BE MADE A FULL PARTNER

323. ELIGIBLE TO RECEIVE

324. HALF OF A ZILLION DOLLARS.

325. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

326. I DON'T KNOW, DOUG.

327. YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS

328. THAN YOU HAVE OF WINNING ONE OF THOSE CONTESTS.

329. A ZILLION DOLLARS, SKEET.

330. SKEET, A ZILLION.

331. ALL THOSE ZEROS...

332. TWENTY-FIVE, TWENTY-SIX...

333. OH-OH.

334. OH, MAN.

335. WE'RE STILL $2.87 SHORT.

336. SORRY, DOUG.

337. ALL RIGHT!

338. COME ON. YES!

339. PENNIES.

340. I NEVER WEAR THESE ANYWAY.

341. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO ENTER THAT

342. IN THE ART FESTIVAL TODAY?

343. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

344. I GOT MONEY TO WIN.

345. OH, OH, OH...

346. ONLY 5¢ TO GO.

347. Metal detector: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...

348. AHA! GIVE IT UP.

349. SKEETER AND I WAITED FOR THE MAILMAN EVERY DAY AFTER THAT.

350. HEY, DOUG— SKEETER.

351. WE'RE GOING OVER TO THE HONKERBURGER.

352. UH, WE'RE KIND OF SHORT ON CASH.

353. YEAH, MAN, WE'RE BROKE.

354. BROKE?

355. WHAT IS BROKE?

356. WE'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU ON THE WAY.

357. SEE YOU, GUYS.

358. THIS IS IT, SKEET.

359. COME ON, OPEN IT!

360. "CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG FUNNIE.

361. YOU'VE REACHED THE GRAND SUPER BONUS FINALS."

362. ANOTHER ROUND?

363. ALL RIGHT.

364. WE'RE FINALISTS.

365. YEAH, BUT THIS TIME THEY WANT $50.

366. WE SPENT ALL WEEK TRYING TO RAISE THE MONEY.

367. GET YOUR LEMONADE.

368. ONLY $50 A GLASS.

369. FIVE...

370. TEN...

371. FIFTEEN...

372. TWENTY...

373. COME ON, HURRY UP, SKEET.

374. ON THE DAY OF THE DEADLINE

375. WE'D WHITTLED DOWN THE POSSIBILITIES.

376. WE'VE GOT UNTIL THE POST OFFICE CLOSES AT 5:00.

377. I CAN CASH MY SAVINGS BOND OR ASK JUDY.

378. THE SAVINGS BOND.

379. BUT MY GRANDMA GAVE ME THAT.

380. IT'S FOR MY COLLEGE EDUCATION.

381. THEN YOU'RE SAYING...

382. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

383. OH, YOU'VE GOT GUTS, MAN.

384. ME?

385. LEND YOU $50?

386. YOU ARE A RIOT.

387. OH!

388. YOU CAN HAVE HALF OF THE WINNINGS.

389. BUT I NEED THE MONEY BEFORE 5:00.

390. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DIME.

391. BUT...

392. FORGET THIS STUPID CONTEST.

393. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE AN ARTIST?

394. IT'S SO MUCH MORE... ARTISTIC.

395. AN ARTIST, RIGHT.

396. A STARVING ARTIST.

397. OOH.

398. NO, NO, MY FRIEND.

399. IT'S MY TURN TO BURN A MASTERPIECE—

400. ONE I VALUE MORE THAN LIFE.

401. CURSED BE THE DAY I EVER STARTED ON THIS MISERABLE PATH.

402. FIFTY— TO WIN.

403. OOH. OOH.

404. OUR WINNER.

405. DOUG, YOU'RE RIGHT.

406. IT IS YOUR SAVINGS BOND.

407. THANKS, DAD.

408. BUT THINK HARD.

409. YOU'VE HAD THIS BOND

410. SINCE YOU WERE BORN.

411. OKAY, THANKS, DAD.

412. THAT'S 11½ YEARS

413. ACCRUING INTEREST TOWARD YOUR FUTURE.

414. MY FUTURE AS A ZILLIONAIRE.

415. YOU'LL BE THROWING AWAY

416. THOSE 11½ YEARS ON A GAMBLE.

417. BUT IT'S NOT A GAMBLE.

418. I'M A GRAND SUPER BONUS FINALIST.

419. WITH HOW MANY OTHERS?

420. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.

421. A COUPLE?

422. I'M GLAD YOU SEE MY POINT, SON.

423. I KNOW YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.

424. YEAH, DAD, I WILL.

425. OH, NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

426. HELLO IN THERE.

427. PLEASE, SOMEBODY.

428. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

429. SORRY, SON, WE'RE CLOSED.

430. BUT I GOT TO HAVE THIS POSTMARKED TODAY.

431. OH, ONE OF THESE.

432. SURE, KID.

433. OH, THANK YOU.

434. YO, HIRAM, GOT ANOTHER PONZI PUZZLE.

435. ARE ALL THOSE...

436. YOU BET.

437. BUT I'M A GRAND SUPER BONUS FINALIST.

438. YEAH, KID—

439. YOU AND A ZILLION OTHERS.

440. MAN, I GUESS EVERYBODY WAS RIGHT

441. HUH, PORKCHOP?

442. GUESS I NEVER REALLY

443. HAD A CHANCE.

444. YOU GOT A LETTER, DOUGLAS.

445. THANKS, MOM.

446. WON'T YOU OPEN IT?

447. I'M SICK OF MAIL.

448. WOULD YOU JUST OPEN IT, DWEEZOID.

449. I WON THIRD PRIZE AT THE ART FESTIVAL.

450. FOR "DOG CROSSING THE DELAWARE."

451. BUT HOW?-- I DIDN'T EVEN ENTER.

452. I ENTERED FOR YOU.

453. YOU CAN BOW DOWN AND PRAISE ME LATER.

454. WOW... THANKS, JUDY.

455. I GUESS I LEARNED A LESSON.

456. GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES ARE TEMPTING

457. BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT ON THEM.

458. BETTER TO STICK WITH WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.

459. TV announcer: Congratulations!

460. You're the winner of the Canine Sweepstakes

461. and here's your grand prize—

462. a zillion bones!

463. Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation