Doug 4x4

Directed by Ken Kimmelman

Patti asks Doug to go with her to the movies, and now everyone at school is teasing them about dating. Even Doug wonders if it is really a date or not. In order to find out, Skeeter goes through dating scenarios from a book with Doug.

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1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. COOL! WHOA!

3. IT ALL STARTED A LONG TIME AGO

4. WHEN THE POWERFUL BARON VON HECKELHOFFER FELL IN LOVE

5. WITH A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN.

6. TO WIN HER LOVE, HE BUILT A GIGANTIC MANSION.

7. IT TOOK HIM 17 LONG YEARS BUT HE DID IT.

8. FINALLY, ON THE DAY THEY GOT MARRIED

9. HE BROUGHT HIS NEW BRIDE TO THE HOUSE.

10. HE SWEPT HER INTO HIS ARMS AND RAN UP THE STEPS

11. OPEN FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

12. HE STEPPED ACROSS THE THRESHOLD AND...

13. SPLAT!

14. HE FORGOT TO PUT IN A FLOOR

15. AND EVER SINCE THEY PLUNGED TO THEIR HORRIBLE, BLOODY DEATHS

16. THERE'S BEEN A CURSE ON THE HOUSE

17. AND FEW HAVE DARED TO ENTER IT.

18. SOME PEOPLE SAID THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HAUNTED HOUSES

19. AT LEAST UNTIL THEY CROSSED...

20. THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH.

21. LET'S JUST SAY THEY NEVER STAYED LONG.

22. FOR YEARS, NOBODY BOUGHT THE HOUSE—

23. THAT IS, NO ONE LIVING—

24. UNTIL ONE DAY, A SCARY, HOODED GUY

25. WHOSE FACE NOBODY EVER SAW

26. DECIDED TO PUT THE HOUSE TO BETTER USE...

27. IN FUNKY TOWN!

28. AND RIGHT THERE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARK

29. HE MADE THE SCARIEST RIDE EVER—

30. A RIDE THROUGH A REAL BLOODSTONE MANOR.

31. AND TONIGHT IS THE GRAND OPENING

32. AND YOU AND I ARE GOING IN.

33. COOL, HUH?

34. YEAH.

35. GREAT.

36. THAT'S ME.

37. HEY!

38. HALLOWEEN IS

39. FREE CANDY, SPOOKY PUMPKINS AND COSTUMES

40. BUT THIS YEAR WAS DIFFERENT— SKEETER WAS MAKING ME

41. GO TO THE GRAND OPENING OF THE SCARIEST RIDE EVER MADE.

42. I WAS HOPING MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE TOO SCARED

43. BECAUSE I WAS GOING

44. RACE CANYON.

45. HA-HA, I'VE MADE IT.

46. THE INFAMOUS BLOODSTONE MANOR.

47. Evil voice: NOT SO FAST, DR. CANYON.

48. CAN I SHOW YOU TO THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH?

49. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BIG BOY?

50. YOU LOOK WHIPPED.

51. NICE WORK, DOUG.

52. NO PROBLEM, DR. CANYON.

53. OH, AND NICE OUTFIT.

54. WHY, THANKS.

55. AW, IS LITTLE DOUGIE DRESSED UP

56. TO GO TRICK OR TREATING?

57. HUH?

58. I'M GOING TO BLOODSTONE MANOR.

59. YOU GET IN FREE WITH A COSTUME.

60. BLOODSTONE MANOR?

61. I HEAR THAT'S UNBELIEVABLY TERRIFYING.

62. WELL, IT'S JUST A RIDE, JUDY.

63. WELL, HOW SCARY CAN IT BE?

64. So you think you're brave, do you?

65. Find out tonight at Funky Town

66. when Bloodstone Manor opens its doors

67. to give you the scare of your life... or death.

68. Wear a costume and get in free

69. for once you cross the threshold there's no turning back.

70. YOU!

71. SO SKEET, YOU READY TO GO TRICK OR TREATING?

72. TRICK OR TREATING?

73. BUT DOUG, I THOUGHT

74. WE WERE GOING TO RIDE BLOODSTONE MANOR.

75. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PASS UP FREE CANDY, ARE YOU, MAN?

76. THERE'S GOING TO BE HUGE LINES

77. IF WE DON'T GET TO FUNKY TOWN EARLY.

78. WE MIGHT NOT GET ON.

79. THAT'D BE TERRIBLE.

80. WELL, I GUESS

81. WE'D BETTER GET STARTED TRICK OR TREATING.

82. AREN'T WE A LITTLE OLD FOR THIS, DOUG?

83. OLD? NAW.

84. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR FREE CANDY.

85. HEADS UP.

86. LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE FOR THESE LITTLE...

87. DOUG? SKEETER?

88. IS THAT YOU?

89. YEAH, IT'S US.

90. YEAH... HEYA, CONNIE.

91. WE'RE DOING THIS FOR DALE.

92. OH, YEAH, MY BABY BROTHER.

93. HE LOVES CANDY.

94. BUT THAT'S OKAY.

95. I THINK HE JUST WENT ON A DIET.

96. SEE YOU.

97. 8:00!

98. MAN, LET'S GET TO FUNKY TOWN.

99. WE'VE ONLY GOT TWO HOURS.

100. TWO HOURS?

101. HOW MUCH LONGER COULD I STALL?

102. WE'D BEEN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TWICE.

103. WHO CHOPPED OFF MY HEAD?

104. WHO CHOPPED OFF MY HEAD?

105. HEY, ROGER.

106. I TOLD YOU WE'D SCARE THE PANTS OFF THEM.

107. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES.

108. SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO— A HOBO AND A BATHTUB?

109. NO, MAN.

110. I'M A SPACESHIP FROM SPACE MONKS

111. THE VIDEO GAME...

112. AND HE'S RACE CANYON...

113. OH, BROTHER, YOU—

114. RACE CANYON?

115. MORE LIKE RACE CHICKEN.

116. HEY, ROG, LET'S SEE HOW BRAVE RACE CHICKEN IS.

117. DUH, YEAH, HE CAN BE THE FIRST ONE

118. TO T.P. MR. BONE'S HOUSE.

119. COME ON, RACE, LET'S SEE YOU IN ACTION.

120. HAPPY TRICK OR TREAT!

121. BUT ROGER, WE CAN'T DO THIS.

122. I AM NOT CHICKEN, IT'S JUST...

123. THEN DO IT, WHY DON'T YOU?

124. COME ON, SKEETER, LET'S GO.

125. PHEW!

126. WE'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE SHUTTLE.

127. HURRY!

128. WHO WAS I KIDDING?

129. HOW WAS I GOING TO CROSS THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH

130. WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN T.P. A HOUSE?

131. COME ON, DOUG, WE GOT TO GO, MAN.

132. I CAN'T, SKEETER, I'M SORRY, BUT...

133. OH, MAN.

134. WHAT DO I NEED THAT HAT FOR ANYHOW?

135. I'M NO RACE CANYON.

136. THAT'S OKAY.

137. WE CAN ALWAYS GO SOME OTHER TIME.

138. HEY, GUYS, WHAT YOU DOING?

139. TRICK OR TREATING?

140. NO... NO WAY... UH-UH.

141. YEAH, ME NEITHER.

142. MY DAD'S TAKING ME

143. TO A COSTUME PARTY AT MISS MIMI'S.

144. COOL COSTUMES.

145. ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SPACESHIP, SKEETER?

146. YEAH, FROM SPACE MONKS.

147. AND YOU, DOUG, YOU LOOK LIKE...

148. I KNOW, I KNOW, A HOBO.

149. I WAS GOING TO SAY RACE CANYON

150. BUT WITHOUT THE HAT.

151. YOU REALLY THINK SO?

152. YEAH.

153. IF YOU WERE TALLER

154. I'D SAY YOU WERE THE SPITTING IMAGE.

155. I'LL HANDLE THIS.

156. BEAT IT.

157. OH, RACE, YOU'RE MY HERO.

158. SAY, PATTI, COULD YOU AND YOUR DAD

159. DROP US OFF AT BLOODSTONE MANOR?

160. GOT TO CROSS THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH.

161. ALL RIGHT!

162. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

163. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BLOODSTONE MANOR

164. AND YOU'RE NOT SCARED?

165. OF COURSE NOT.

166. WELL, I AM.

167. I'D NEVER GO ON IT

168. AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE TWO GUYS.

169. YOU CAN'T LET A LITTLE...

170. TWO GUYS?

171. WHAT TWO GUYS?

172. YEAH, THEY SAY WHEN THEY WERE TESTING IT

173. TWO WORKERS RODE IN

174. BUT THE ONLY THING THAT CAME OUT WERE THEIR SHOES.

175. DADDY, STOP.

176. WELL, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU...

177. WHO TOLD YOU THIS?

178. SKEETER.

179. SEE YOU.

180. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT SHOES?

181. THEY'RE JUST RUMORS—

182. LIKE THAT STUFF ABOUT THE MANIAC.

183. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MANIAC?

184. THEY SAY THE GUY IN THE HOOD—

185. THE GUY WHO BOUGHT THE HOUSE—

186. SOME PEOPLE THINK HE'S STILL IN THERE.

187. YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU...

188. OH, MAN.

189. 8:30... OH... OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

190. 9:45— 15 MINUTES TILL IT CLOSES.

191. WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

192. STEP INTO THE REALM OF THE SUPERNATURAL.

193. ABANDON YE ALL FOOD OR DRINK.

194. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

195. CAN YOU SEE?

196. IF IT AIN'T CHICKEN BOY AND BATHTUB.

197. THANKS FOR SAVING MY PLACE.

198. ATTENTION, EVERYBODY—

199. THE PARK IS NOW CLOSING.

200. WHAT?

201. WE'VE STILL GOT 15 MINUTES.

202. WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE GIFT SHOP?

203. I'M OUT OF HERE.

204. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

205. AFTER WE WAITED ALL THIS TIME!

206. HEY, LOOK.

207. YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

208. THE GUY SAYS THEY'RE CLOSED.

209. WHO? THAT LOSER?

210. WE STILL GOT 15 MINUTES.

211. WE'RE WITHIN OUR RIGHTS.

212. I DON'T KNOW, ROGER.

213. HE'S RIGHT, MAN.

214. WE STILL HAVE 15 MINUTES BEFORE THE PARK CLOSES.

215. OKAY, COME ON, MAN.

216. HERE GOES.

217. WELCOME, I HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT IN STORE FOR TRESPASSERS.

218. AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS ROOM

219. EXCEPT STRAIGHT DOWN!

220. OH, MAN, NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

221. OH, NO!

222. KIND OF A SHORT RIDE, ISN'T IT?

223. HUH?

224. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

225. IT'S A TRICK, MIRRORS OR SOMETHING.

226. HUH?

227. COOL!

228. YEAH, C-COOL.

229. YOU'VE CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH.

230. THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW.

231. I SEE YOU FOUND THE DINING ROOM.

232. AND I SEE BY THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK IT'S TIME TO EAT.

233. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

234. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FOOD TO GET COLD, DO YOU?

235. I'M NOT SO SURE I FEEL HUNGRY.

236. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A SMALL SALAD.

237. LOOK OUT!

238. HUH?

239. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

240. OH-OH.

241. WHAT IS IT, SKEET?

242. IT'S 10:00, MAN.

243. THEY'RE CLOSING THE PARK.

244. HELP!

245. WAIT A MINUTE, ROGER.

246. I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A WAY OUT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

247. IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S SOME STAIRS LEADING DOWN.

248. UH-UH, I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

249. OH, COME ON, ROGER, QUIT KIDDING.

250. WAIT, FUNNIE, DON'T LEAVE.

251. WHAT IS IT?

252. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

253. I HEARD SOMETHING.

254. WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE, ROGER.

255. WE'LL FIND SOMEBODY TO GET THIS RIDE GOING AGAIN.

256. THIS IS IT, SKEET.

257. MADE IT!

258. MAN, I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN.

259. LET'S FIND SOMEBODY TO START THIS THING

260. AND GET OUT OF HERE.

261. LOOK, A PHONE!

262. HELLO? HELLO?

263. I WONDER HOW YOU DIAL.

264. LOOK.

265. YOU DID IT.

266. ALL RIGHT!

267. THAT MUST BE ROGER.

268. COME ON.

269. SO YOU MADE IT.

270. NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY.

271. WHOA!

272. ROGER!

273. I THINK I MAY BE SCARED NOW.

274. HELP ME, SOMEBODY.

275. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, DOUG?

276. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

277. YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

278. RUN AWAY?

279. RIGHT.

280. NO, WE CAN'T LEAVE ROGER BEHIND.

281. WE GOT TO GO BACK.

282. I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT.

283. THERE'S WHERE WE GOT STUCK.

284. ROGER?

285. WELL, NOT HERE.

286. LET'S GO HOME.

287. WE GOT TO KEEP LOOKING.

288. WHOA!

289. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE FELL?

290. IT COULD BE MILES.

291. SKEETER.

292. WHAT?

293. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID WE ARE.

294. REMEMBER THE FRONT ROOM— THE BOTTOMLESS PIT?

295. YEAH... OH! YOU MEAN...

296. IT'S JUST ANOTHER...

297. WHOA!

298. HANG ON, DOUG.

299. YOU OKAY?

300. YEAH, MAN.

301. WOW!

302. THIS MUST BE WHERE THEY RUN EVERYTHING.

303. I BET THIS IS WHERE THEY BUILD

304. THE CREEPY STUFF FOR UPSTAIRS.

305. HEY, DOUG, CHECK IT OUT.

306. HEY, MAN, CAN I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

307. CUT IT OUT, SKEETER.

308. WE GOT TO FIND ROGER.

309. ROGER?

310. OH, BOY, THEY SURE MAKE THESE THINGS LOOK REAL.

311. HUH?

312. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

313. UH, WELL, SIR, WE WERE LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND

314. AND WE THINK HE MIGHT BE HERE

315. IN YOUR LOVELY... HOME?

316. YOUR FRIEND IS NOT HERE.

317. GET OUT!

318. GOOD IDEA, YES, SIR.

319. THANK YOU, SIR.

320. COME ON, YOU HEARD THE NICE MANIAC.

321. ROGER'S NOT HERE.

322. COME ON, THIS WAY.

323. SKEETER, THAT'S ROGER.

324. IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE HIM.

325. COME ON.

326. WHAT WAS I DOING—

327. RUNNING AWAY LIKE A LITTLE CHICKEN JUST LIKE BEFORE...

328. LEAVING ROGER AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

329. DOUG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

330. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

331. WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ROGER.

332. THIS WAY.

333. Over here, you morons.

334. When I see them coming

335. I'll shout "trick or treat" and you cream them, got it?

336. Got it.

337. ROGER'S OUTSIDE?

338. BUT... BUT HOW?

339. Those goons.

340. I bet they think I'm a chicken.

341. Well, we'll just see who's the chicken.

342. ROGER!

343. I think I may be scared now.

344. Help me, somebody.

345. THAT WEASEL.

346. SO HE TRICKED US!

347. THAT RAT!

348. WE GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE

349. AND NOW WE GET EGGED.

350. NOT NECESSARILY.

351. WHAT?

352. I'M FREEZING.

353. HEY, THEY'LL BE OUT SOON.

354. I WONDER WHAT'S TAKING THOSE GUYS SO LONG?

355. Ghostly voices: ROGER... WILLIE...

356. SHUT UP, BOOMER.

357. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, ROGER.

358. THEN WHO SAID...

359. IT WAS ME.

360. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO US, ROGER.

361. WHAT THE... YOU'RE... YOU'RE...?

362. WE'RE GHOSTS, THAT'S WHAT.

363. AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

364. HAUNT YOU FOREVER, I GUESS.

365. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

366. YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN, ARE YOU?

367. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

368. DON'T HAUNT ME, DOUG.

369. I'LL DO ANYTHING.

370. IT WAS ROTTEN OF YOU

371. TO T.P. THOSE HOUSES.

372. YEAH, MAN, REALLY ROTTEN.

373. WE'LL CLEAN THEM UP, RIGHT, GUYS?

374. YEAH, ALL OF THEM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

375. YEAH, ALL OF THEM, WE'LL CLEAN THEM UP.

376. OH, YEAH, I MEAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

377. WE'LL CLEAN THEM UP.

378. YEAH, DON'T WORRY.

379. TONIGHT?

380. YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE.

381. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

382. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

383. OH, AND ROGER, ONE MORE THING.

384. NEXT TIME YOU MAY NOT BE SO LUCKY!

385. AND DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES?

386. YEAH, MAN, I DON'T THINK

387. I'VE EVER SEEN THEM RUN SO FAST.

388. AND WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

389. WITHOUT YOU, SIR.

390. I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAY BELONG TO YOU.

391. A RACE CANYON HAT.

392. MY RACE CANYON HAT.

393. BUT WHERE DID YOU... HOW DID YOU...?

394. WHO ARE YOU?

395. JUST CALL ME BARON VON HECKELHOFFER.

396. BARON VON HECKELHOFFER!

397. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAD HOME, SKEET?

398. S-SOUNDS GOOD, MAN.

399. TONIGHT I THINK I DID RACE CANYON PROUD.

400. NOT ONLY WAS I BRAVE ENOUGH TO CROSS THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH

401. BUT I EVEN WENT BACK TO SAVE ROGER.

402. I WONDER IF RACE CANYON EVER HAD TO RUN ALL THE WAY HOME.

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