1. CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. COOL! WHOA!
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3. ROGER!
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4. WHAT, WHAT?
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5. EEK.
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6. DEAR JOURNAL,
I'VE TAKEN A LOT OF TESTS
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7. BUT NEVER ANYTHING
LIKE TODAY'S MATH TEST.
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8. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYBODY
UNDERSTOOD THE PROBLEMS
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9. EXCEPT ME.
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10. UH, LET'S SEE.
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11. A TRAIN LEAVES BLOATSBURG
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12. TRAVELING AT 100 KILOMETERS
AN HOUR.
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13. AT THE SAME TIME,
A TRAIN LEAVES NEW HAMSTER
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14. TRAVELING AT 200 KILOMETERS
AN HOUR.
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15. IF NEW HAMSTER IS
600 KILOMETERS FROM BLOATSBURG
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16. HOW LONG BEFORE
THE TWO TRAINS COLLIDE?
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17. COLLIDE!
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18. UM, 100 DIVIDED...
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19. MULTIPLIED...
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20. A 100... UH.
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21. THAT'S ME.
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22. HEY!
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23. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!
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24. I HAD FLUNKED A MATH TEST, ALL
ON ACCOUNT OF A STUPID TRAIN.
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25. I'LL EXPLAIN
IT AGAIN, OKAY?
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26. THE TRAINS' COMBINED
VELOCITY
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27. IS 200 PLUS 100
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28. EQUALS 300, RIGHT?
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29. SO 600 KILOMETERS DIVIDED BY...
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30. THE COMBINED
VELOCITY
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31. DIVIDED BY SIX
OVER THREE
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32. WHICH IS TWO,
GET IT?
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33. UM, TWO WHATS?
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34. TWO HOURS, MAN.
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35. BUT I'M BAD IN MATH—
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36. I COULD
BE WRONG.
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37. I LOVE THIS JOB.
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38. SORRY ABOUT THAT, MR. WILLICKER.
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39. ANY PACKAGES?
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40. DOGITUDE,
CHEEK AND JOWL
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41. BONE OF THE MONTH...
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42. OOH, PERFUME, MM-MMM.
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43. AND FOR THE
BILLS
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44. BILLS...
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45. BILLS...
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46. AND A BLUFFINGTON
SCHOOL NOTICE.
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47. TO THE PARENTS OF DOUG FUNNIE.
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48. A SCHOOL NOTICE FOR MY PARENTS.
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49. WE'RE GOING TO A
PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE?
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50. DOUG, YOU FLUNKED A MATH TEST?
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51. YOU'RE BEING SUSPENDED?
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52. YOU'RE BEING SENT BACK
THREE GRADES?
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53. YOU'RE EXPELLED?
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54. THEY'RE TEARING UP YOUR
PERMANENT RECORD?
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55. YOU FLUNKED A MATH TEST?
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56. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST?
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57. I JUST GOT TO FIND OUT
WHAT THIS THING SAYS.
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58. HOLD IT UP
TO THE LIGHT.
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59. "DEAR PARENTS,
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU..."
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60. UH, I CAN'T READ THE REST.
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61. MAN...
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62. I HAVE TO KNOW
WHAT'S IN THIS.
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63. I HAVE TO.
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64. DOUG, IT'S OKAY, MAN.
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65. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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66. SO YOU GUYS CAN TAP
INTO THE SCHOOL COMPUTER
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67. AND FIND OUT
WHAT'S IN THE NOTICE?
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68. SUCH THINGS ARE CHILD'S PLAY.
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69. AND IT'S NOT AGAINST THE RULES?
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70. ABSOLUTELY NOT—
PERFECTLY LEGAL.
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71. Hackers have penetrated
the school computer.
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72. OOPS.
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73. BAIL OUT.
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74. RUN FOR IT.
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75. THANKS ANYWAY, GUYS.
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76. OOH...
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77. THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT
WHAT WAS INSIDE
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78. WAS TO OPEN IT MYSELF
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79. BUT HOW COULD I OPEN
MY PARENTS' MAIL?
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80. JUST ONE SNIP—
THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE.
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81. CAREFUL...
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82. CAREFUL.
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83. OOPS.
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84. JUST A LITTLE...
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85. OW!
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86. OOH, I STAINED IT.
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87. WHERE'S THE LIQUID WHITE?
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88. OH, NO— TISSUES.
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89. I NEED SOME...
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90. OH, NO!
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91. WHAT THE...
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92. NO!
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93. WHERE DID I PUT THAT...?
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94. HELP!
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95. THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
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96. YEAH... "DEAR PARENTS,
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU..."
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97. OH, NO!
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98. THE INK'S RUNNING.
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99. WE'VE GOT TO DRY IT OUT.
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100. HELLO?
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101. HEY, DOUG.
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102. PATTI!
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103. I'M HOME!
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104. MOM!
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105. MY GOODNESS, WHAT A DAY.
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106. WE SUCCESSFULLY
COMPOSTED
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107. AN ENTIRE SET
OF LAWN FURNITURE.
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108. HUH?
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109. STOP!
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110. IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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111. OH-OH.
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112. IT'S A SURPRISE.
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113. HELLO.
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114. DOUG, CAN WE TALK?
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115. WHAT IS GOING ON?
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116. NO!
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117. NOT YOU, PATTI.
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118. DOUG, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
ONE QUICK THING!
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119. Mom, don't!
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120. WHAT?
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121. NOW WHAT'S THIS
BIG SURPRISE, HMM?
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122. OH, HOW NICE.
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123. TEA.
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124. HUH?
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125. A NICE CUP OF TEA,
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
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126. AND THE MAIL
ALL NEATLY LAID OUT.
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127. OH, DOUGLAS...
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128. SOMETIMES YOU'RE
JUST SO THOUGHTFUL.
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129. I THINK I'M GOING
TO LAY DOWN FOR A SECOND.
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130. YOUR FATHER
SHOULD BE HOME SOON.
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131. IT'S HIS NIGHT TO COOK.
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132. OKAY, MOM.
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133. OKAY, SHE HAS THE NOTICE.
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134. DON'T PANIC.
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135. WHAT WOULD SMASH ADAMS DO HERE?
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136. YAH!
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137. ( with English accent: )
THANKS, MUM.
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138. WHAT AM I DOING?
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139. I CAN'T STEAL MAIL
FROM MY OWN MOTHER.
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140. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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141. I... I WAS JUST...
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142. SNEAKING INTO
MOM AND DAD'S ROOM?
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143. NICE TRY, AGENT "W."
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144. UNFORTUNATELY YOU
FORGOT ABOUT ME—
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145. MISTRESS NINJA.
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146. AYAH!
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147. JUDY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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148. AYAH!
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149. HEY, CUT IT OUT!
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150. MY GOODNESS.
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151. HELLO.
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152. Doug!
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153. PATTI, CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
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154. IT'LL TAKE A SECOND.
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155. OKAY, BUT MAKE IT QUICK.
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156. WILL YOU TWO PLEASE
KEEP IT DOWN!
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157. I'VE HAD A HARD DAY
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158. AND I'M TRYING
TO TAKE A NAP.
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159. SORRY, MOM.
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160. I'LL GO GET YOUR MUG
FOR YOU, MOM.
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161. THAT'S SWEET OF YOU,
DOUGLAS.
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162. HONESTLY, JUDITH—
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163. CAN'T YOU CONTROL
YOUR THEATRICAL URGES?
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164. I WAS ALMOST HOME-FREE.
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165. HELLO, MARY, I'M HOME.
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166. HEY, MISTER,
WHAT YOU GOT THERE, HUH?
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167. UH...
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168. YOU'RE SURROUNDED, SMASH ADAMS.
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169. THERE'S NO HOPE
OF ESCAPE.
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170. GIVE US THAT LETTER, NOW!
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171. SO THIS WAS IT.
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172. IT WAS EITHER DESTROY THE LETTER
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173. OR ADMIT EVERYTHING
AND TAKE WHAT I HAD COMING.
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174. I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.
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175. MOM, DAD, THIS IS
FOR YOU FROM SCHOOL.
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176. WELL, IT LOOKS
PRETTY BANGED UP.
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177. THANKS A LOT, POSTAL SERVICE.
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178. NO, DAD, I DID THAT.
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179. I TRIED TO OPEN IT
WITHOUT YOU KNOWING.
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180. WHY WOULD YOU DO
A THING LIKE THAT?
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181. I WAS AFRAID OF WHAT IT MIGHT
SAY— THAT YOU'D BE MAD.
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182. WE'RE YOUR
PARENTS, SON.
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183. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
HIDE THINGS FROM US.
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184. WE LOVE YOU.
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185. HELLO, IS ANYBODY HOME?
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186. PATTI, SORRY
I DIDN'T CALL BACK.
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187. I...
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188. HMM... DOUG, ARE YOU
HAVING TROUBLE IN SCHOOL?
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189. WELL...
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190. THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN TRYING TO
TELL YOU, DOUG!
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191. MRS. WINGO SAYS I SHOULD
TUTOR YOU IN MATH FOR AWHILE.
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192. OH, HOW NICE.
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193. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO STAY FOR DINNER?
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194. SURE, MRS. FUNNIE.
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195. I BETTER CALL MY DAD
AND SEE IF IT'S OKAY.
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196. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS
SO SCARED OF THAT STUPID LETTER.
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197. IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH
I WENT THROUGH
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198. TO AVOID SOMETHING THAT
TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY GREAT.
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199. SO YOU JUST DIVIDE
THE DISTANCE, 600
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200. BY THE SPEED, 300
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201. AND YOU GET...
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202. THE TIME, WHICH IS TWO!
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203. I'M GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
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204. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
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205. OH, NOTHING.
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206. ONE, TWO, THREE, TWO
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207. ONE, TWO, THREE, THREE
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208. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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209. I GOT IT.
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210. DEAR JOURNAL—
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211. WE WERE TRYING
TO KICK FIELD GOALS
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212. IN GYM CLASS TODAY WHEN...
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213. TRY AGAIN!
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214. YOU'LL MAKE ONE SOONER OR LATER.
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215. IT'S NO USE, SKEETER.
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216. NO, I CAN FEEL IT.
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217. 57 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER.
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218. WHY CAN'T YOU KICK
IN TONIGHT'S GAME?
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219. YOU CAN USE YOUR
OTHER LEG, RIGHT?
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220. THE DOCTOR SAID TO
STAY OFF IT, COACH.
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221. THAT QUACK— HOW WILL
I FIND A KICKER...?
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222. OW!
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223. OOH.
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224. HEY...
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225. IT'S GOOD!
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226. DOUG FUNNIE
SCORES AND WINS!
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227. SKEETER, I FINALLY
MADE ONE.
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228. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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229. HEY, YOU.
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230. CONGRATULATIONS—
YOU'RE MY NEW
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231. FIELD GOAL KICKER.
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232. HUH?
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233. THAT'S ME.
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234. HEY!
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235. With four seconds left
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236. THE HONKERS AGAIN DECIDED
TO GO WITH THEIR STAR KICKER
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237. DOUG "THE TOE" FUNNIE.
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238. IT'S A 99-YARD KICK—
CAN YOU DO IT?
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239. TAKE IT EASY, COACH.
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240. OOH!
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241. GO, TOE!
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242. GO TOE!
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243. HIKE!
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244. Toe has done it!
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245. The farthest field goal
in history!
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246. YOU'VE JUST WON
THE BEEF BOWL CLASSIC.
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247. WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?
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248. I'M GOING TO FUNKYTOWN.
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249. I GOT YOUR SHOE.
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250. COACH SPITZ
WANTS ME TO KICK
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251. FOR THE BIG GAME TONIGHT.
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252. WHAT WILL YOU TELL HIM?
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253. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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254. DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW BIG THIS IS?
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255. I'M GOING
TO BE THE GUY...
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256. I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T
KICK FOR BEANS.
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257. OH, MAN.
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258. SKEETER,
YOU'RE RIGHT—
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259. I CAN'T
KICK A FIELD GOAL.
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260. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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261. IT'LL BE A DISASTER.
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262. WHY YOU DON'T YOU
JUST TELL COACH SPITZ
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263. YOU CAN'T DO IT?
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264. YEAH, I'M SURE
HE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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265. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T KICK?
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266. WHAT HAPPENED TODAY,
WELL, THAT WAS JUST A...
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267. MENTAL PREPARATION.
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268. I ALWAYS SQUEEZE THE
GUTS OUT OF VEGETABLES
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269. BEFORE THE BIG GAME.
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270. SQUEEZE IT LIKE
YOU MEAN IT, SON.
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271. GUESS I'M NOT MUCH
OF A TOMATO SQUEEZER, SIR.
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272. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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273. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A TINY BOY
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274. UNLESS YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
HEAD-ON LIKE A MAN.
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275. NOW COME HERE...
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276. UP ON YOUR DESK?
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277. THAT'S RIGHT, UP HERE.
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278. LOOK DOWN THERE.
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279. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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280. STUPID?
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281. NO, TALL!
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282. UP HERE YOU'RE A BIG MAN
WITH NO FEARS.
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283. 90% OF FOOTBALL IS
A MENTAL GAME, FUNNIE.
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284. SO YOU WILL KICK
FOR THE HONKERS TONIGHT
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285. AND YOU WILL STAND TALL.
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286. I WILL?
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287. YUP.
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288. SQUEEZE IT
LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
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289. GAME'S AT 6:00.
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290. I PRACTICED FOR HOURS,
BUT IT SEEMED
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291. THAT ONE GREAT KICK
WAS JUST A TOTAL ACCIDENT.
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292. WHOA!
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293. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP.
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294. FOOTBALL FOLLIES
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295. GREAT GRID IRON STORIES,
PIGSKIN PARADE
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296. IAN STENBLATTERS' QUICK GUIDE
TO FIELD GOAL KICKING
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297. PERFECT!
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298. "TO KICK A PERFECT FIELD GOAL
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299. JUST FOLLOW THESE 27
EASY-TO-REMEMBER STEPS..."
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300. GREAT!
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301. ( sadly: )
GREAT.
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302. Coach Spitz:
ALL RIGHT...
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303. GRAB A FRUIT AND LISTEN UP.
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304. OUR TEAM HAS NEVER SCORED A
POINT AGAINST BLOATSBURG— WHY?
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305. BECAUSE THEY'RE
BIGGER, BETTER
AND BRAVER.
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306. BUT TODAY IS A NEW DAY
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307. AND WE HAVE A NEW KICKER.
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308. FUNNIE!
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309. AS I SAID, WE HAVE A NEW KICKER
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310. AND THIS KID HAS A GOLDEN TOE.
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311. DUH...
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312. IF WE GET NEAR THE GOAL POST,
OUR WORRIES ARE OVER.
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313. HEY SPITZ!
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314. WANT TO SEE
MY NEW SECRET WEAPON?
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315. PERCY FEMUR!
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316. I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL
IN REFORM SCHOOL.
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317. YOU DON'T SCARE ME, BARNEY.
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318. THE BOY WITH THE GOLDEN TOE.
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319. FEMUR, TIE YOUR SHOE!
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320. HUH? OH, THANKS, COACH.
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321. THE HONKERS HAVE WON THE TOSS.
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322. THEY WILL RECEIVE FIRST.
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323. LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL!
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324. GET ON OUT THERE.
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325. KILL, KILL, KILL!
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326. THAT PERCY FEMUR
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327. IS JUST A SOGGY TOMATO
IN YOUR HAND.
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328. "STEP 11, THE HOLDER SHOULD
ANGLE THE FOOTBALL
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329. AT 34-DEGREES..."
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330. HEY, DOUG!
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331. I'M ROOTING FOR YOU!
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332. ALL RIGHT!
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333. TOUCHDOWN, BLOATSBURG!
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334. FEMUR, YOUR SHOES!
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335. HUH? OH.
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336. TIME— TIME OUT.
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337. OKAY, MEN, GET IN HERE.
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338. HEY, DOUG,
GREAT, HUH?
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339. GREAT?
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340. YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO KICK!
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341. NOW PAY ATTENTION.
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342. I CALL THIS THE
DOUBLE-INGO-BONGO-FIRE-AWAY.
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343. SEE, RIGHT TACKLE IN AROUND
LIKE THIS, SEE.
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344. THIS GUY PULLS HERE— BOOM!
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345. THIS GUY CRACKS BACK— BAM!
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346. GUYS ARE HITTING AND
RUNNING ALL OVER.
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347. IT'S JUST LIKE FOOTBALL
AND YOU... WHO AM I KIDDING?
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348. CHALKY, GET IN THERE AND MAKE UP
YOUR OWN PLAY.
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349. HIKE!
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350. WHOO, GO CHALKY!
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351. NO, CHALKY, NO!
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352. CHALKY, CHALKY, CHALKY, CHALKY!
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353. WAY TO GO!
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354. WE HAVEN'T BEEN THIS CLOSE
IN YEARS!
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355. "STEP 14, TO COMPENSATE FOR
WIND, PLANT NON-KICKING FOOT..."
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356. FUNNIE!
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357. WE NEED YOUR GOLDEN TOE.
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358. IT'S FIRST DOWN—
SHOULDN'T WE RUN A FEW PLAYS?
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359. THEY'RE EXPECTING
THAT.
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360. NOW GET OUT THERE AND
KICK IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
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361. YOU CAN DO IT DOUG!
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362. IT'LL BE OVER
IN A MINUTE, BUDDY!
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363. DOUG, ARE YOU READY?
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364. KICK IT LIKE I MEAN IT,
KICK IT LIKE I MEAN IT.
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365. KICK IT LIKE I MEAN IT.
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366. DOUG!
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367. UH-HUH.
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368. SET, HIKE!
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369. NO GOOD, THE SHOE DOESN'T COUNT!
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370. WHAT KIND OF KICK
WAS THAT?
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371. GET OFF MY FIELD, BOY.
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372. HEY SPITZ—
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373. WAS THAT YOUR BOY
WITH THE GOLDEN TOE?
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374. LOOKED MORE LIKE ONE OF YOUR
ROTTEN TOMATOES TO ME!
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375. IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT
OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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376. AND DON'T TOUCH
MY TOMATOES.
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377. AFTER I BLEW IT
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378. I JUST SAT THERE
WATCHING THE REST OF THE GAME
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379. AS PERCY FEMUR CONTINUED
TO SLAUGHTER US.
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380. IN THE THIRD QUARTER ALONE,
HE SCORED 35 POINTS.
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381. COACH SPITZ HAD PROBLEMS
KEEPING THE TEAM ON THE FIELD.
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382. GET IN THERE,
YOU BIG BABY.
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383. BUNCH OF SISSIES.
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384. OH, WALK IT OFF.
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385. TRAITOR!
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386. WHAT DO I DO, COACH?
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387. WE'RE A MAN SHORT.
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388. ISN'T THERE ANYBODY MAN ENOUGH
TO GO ON OUT THERE?
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389. OH, I GUESS NOT.
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390. COME ON IN, CHALKY.
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391. WE'LL HAVE TO FORFEIT...
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392. WAIT, COACH...
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393. I'LL GO IN.
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394. COME ON, DOUG!
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395. HUH?
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396. OH-OH.
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397. I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY
DUMB THINGS IN MY LIFE
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398. BUT THIS HAD TO BE ONE
OF THE DUMBEST.
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399. STAND TALL,
SQUEEZE TOMATOES.
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400. COMPENSATE
FOR THE WIND.
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401. GO, GO!
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402. YOUR SHOELACES
ARE UNTIED.
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403. HUH?
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404. I'M GOING TO MAKE A TOUCHDOWN!
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405. CHALKY!
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406. ALL RIGHT, DOUG!
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407. WAY TO GO!
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408. THAT WAS GREAT!
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409. HUH, WHAT THE...?
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410. WE SCORED, WE ACTUALLY SCORED.
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411. EVEN THOUGH
WE DIDN'T WIN THE GAME...
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412. NO, NO.
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413. IT SURE FELT LIKE WE DID.
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414. MAYBE I WASN'T A KICKER,
BUT AT LEAST I STUCK IN THERE.
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415. IN NEXT WEEK'S GAME
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416. LET'S TRY
FOR TWO TOUCHDOWNS.
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417. ONE WAS GOOD,
BUT TWO WOULD BE BETTER.
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418. BUT COACH...
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419. NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS.
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420. YOU'RE MY BOY WITH THE GOLDEN...
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421. THE GOLDEN...
WELL, THE GOLDEN SOMETHING.
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422. BUT I WANT YOU TAKE THESE
TOMATOES HOME AND GET TO WORK.
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423. Captioned by
The Caption Center
Educational Foundation
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