1. Previously on Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. You told me
I could say goodbye!Copy !req
3. Chief!Copy !req
4. What in the hell...Copy !req
5. Cliff's having a psychotic break.Copy !req
6. I'm so angry.Copy !req
7. Maybe Larry's not a hero.
But that thing inside him is.Copy !req
8. Captain Trainor,
once a soldier, always a soldier.Copy !req
9. What is this?Copy !req
10. It's what Mr. Nobody
showed me in the donkey.Copy !req
11. - You made this up.
- Who are you?Copy !req
12. I'm the only one
here who can stand you.Copy !req
13. Jane, don't leave.
There's nowhere to go from here but up.Copy !req
14. Jane, I'm sorry.Copy !req
15. Agent Wilson,Copy !req
16. the second we get your signal,
we're coming in hot.Copy !req
17. You got your ticket to the freak show?Copy !req
18. Yeah.Copy !req
19. Good to go.Copy !req
20. Don't catch anything.Copy !req
21. You got this, Morris.Copy !req
22. Let's tear it up.Copy !req
23. He's new.Copy !req
24. Who's the new hottie?Copy !req
25. How bad it is, Agent?Copy !req
26. Abnormal to a factor of what?Copy !req
27. Stand by.Copy !req
28. Talk to me, Morris.Copy !req
29. Agent Wilson, what's your 20?Copy !req
30. Agent Wilson?Copy !req
31. Agent Wilson!Copy !req
32. Go, go, go! Let's go!Copy !req
33. God damn it! Fuck!Copy !req
34. You ever get a rat stuck
in you before?Copy !req
35. - No.
- Do I smell?Copy !req
36. I'm worried I smell,
and no one's telling me.Copy !req
37. You don't smell.Copy !req
38. 'Cause who the hell knows
what that frigging thing was doingCopy !req
39. while it was inside me.Copy !req
40. I just rewired your circuits and patched
up your nutrient tank. You're fine.Copy !req
41. Shouldn't we at least
just spray a little Lysol in here?Copy !req
42. Maybe, you know,
hang an air freshener?Copy !req
43. - Maybe you could light a candle...
- Cliff!Copy !req
44. You think Jane's okay?Copy !req
45. She's Jane. She's fine.Copy !req
46. I gotta make things
right with her.Copy !req
47. Okay, help me out here.Copy !req
48. What part of her telling you
to F off last night didn't land?Copy !req
49. Hey, remember when you thought
not cursingCopy !req
50. would get you into the Justice League?Copy !req
51. What's up your ass?Copy !req
52. Ooh! Is it 'cause of Jane's
psycho killer painting of you,Copy !req
53. where you killed us all?Copy !req
54. - Shut up, Cliff.
- Yeah, that sucked.Copy !req
55. But if you're feeling
any homicidal urges,Copy !req
56. just give us a little heads-up,
all right?Copy !req
57. I said, shut up.Copy !req
58. I'm gonna come for you.Copy !req
59. Sir, he's awake.Copy !req
60. What's going on?Copy !req
61. Where am I?Copy !req
62. Welcome to your new
base of operations, Captain Trainor.Copy !req
63. I'm Agent Charles Forsythe,
DOD.Copy !req
64. DOD? Why are you...Copy !req
65. You and I are
going to accomplishCopy !req
66. great things together, Captain.Copy !req
67. The radioactive energy within you
is formidable.Copy !req
68. We're gonna see if we can
find a way to harness it.Copy !req
69. What the hell are you talking about?
I never agreed to any of this.Copy !req
70. I'm afraid
this isn't negotiable, soldier.Copy !req
71. - Your service is compulsory.
- Compulsory?Copy !req
72. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
73. Jesus.Copy !req
74. Hey, the Chief's still missing.Copy !req
75. If you have any useful information,Copy !req
76. leave it here.Copy !req
77. If you don't, why the fuck
are you wasting my time?Copy !req
78. Hey, guys, it's me.
Hope you're all doing okay.Copy !req
79. Rita, if you get this,
I have this cute little thing tonight.Copy !req
80. Jane? Hey,
I'm glad you called. Uh...Copy !req
81. I'm really sorry about
what I said last night.Copy !req
82. That wasn't me.Copy !req
83. I had a rat in my head.Copy !req
84. It's okay. I get it.
We all have rats in our heads sometimes.Copy !req
85. - Yeah. Uh, so, are we good?
- Oh, my God, totally.Copy !req
86. It's cool beans.Copy !req
87. Are you gonna come home?Copy !req
88. Um... Wait. I'm sorry. Who is this?Copy !req
89. - Cliff.
- Oh, right, right! Hi, Cliff.Copy !req
90. Listen, I gotta jam, okay?Copy !req
91. Just let Rita know I'm having
a little thing tonight at Doug's place,Copy !req
92. and I hope she can make it.Copy !req
93. It'll be super chill.Copy !req
94. - Whose place?
- Thanks so much, Cliffie. Heart you.Copy !req
95. - Is she okay?
- I think.Copy !req
96. She said everything was...Copy !req
97. - "Cool beans."
- "Cool beans"?Copy !req
98. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
99. Whenever Jane's feeling
particularly low,Copy !req
100. this one persona manifestsCopy !req
101. and runs off
to some ridiculous fantasy lifeCopy !req
102. she's created for herself.Copy !req
103. She's by far the worst of the 64.Copy !req
104. Who?Copy !req
105. Karen.Copy !req
106. She's a love-struck psycho,Copy !req
107. stunted by her obsession
with rom-come from the '90s.Copy !req
108. If I had to guess,
I'd say she's on her way backCopy !req
109. to her leading man right now.Copy !req
110. Some milquetoast layabout named Doug.Copy !req
111. Go get 'em, girl.Copy !req
112. She's broken up
with him about 1,000 times.Copy !req
113. But somehow, she always manages
to win him back.Copy !req
114. Stand under here if you'd like.Copy !req
115. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
116. - Look, I'm not doing this again.
- Wait!Copy !req
117. Wait. I'm so sorry I left.Copy !req
118. I made a...Copy !req
119. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.Copy !req
120. I'm sorry. I make a terrible umbrella.Copy !req
121. Doug, I know you have no reason
to take me back, and I can't guaranteeCopy !req
122. that things won't end up
the same way they did last time,Copy !req
123. but the one thing I can guarantee
is that I'll love you forever.Copy !req
124. What am I going to do with you?Copy !req
125. Don't let Mr. Nobody
get in your head, Vic.Copy !req
126. It's just a painting.Copy !req
127. - Niles would know what to make of it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
128. He would.Copy !req
129. Danny Cakes.
178 Danny Street. Springfield, Ohio.Copy !req
130. There's no Danny Street in Springfield.Copy !req
131. According to this, there is.Copy !req
132. And someone there
knows something about Niles.Copy !req
133. Follow the cake, Vic.Copy !req
134. Always follow the cake.Copy !req
135. "Where's Niles?" asked the cake shop.Copy !req
136. That's not weird at all.Copy !req
137. Right this way, gentlemen.Copy !req
138. Have a nice time.Copy !req
139. I'll be right with you, boys.Copy !req
140. Could you tell us where...Copy !req
141. Give it up for my Saucy Songbirds,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
142. Yes! Boys,Copy !req
143. girls, and all those in between.Copy !req
144. Welcome to Peeping Tom's
Perpetual Cabaret.Copy !req
145. I'm your host,
Maura Lee Karupt.Copy !req
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an Ambien commercial out in here?Copy !req
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maybe this will cheer you up.Copy !req
149. It appears we have
two new guests with us.Copy !req
150. Oh, look at these two serving us
Terminator, King Tut realness, honey.Copy !req
151. The word on the street is
that you're friends of Niles Caulder.Copy !req
152. Who told you that?Copy !req
153. - Danny did.
- Who's Danny?Copy !req
154. Oh, child, is your battery slow?Copy !req
155. Danny is all around you.Copy !req
156. Danny the Street?Copy !req
157. Danny's on the street?Copy !req
158. I think she's saying Danny is a street.Copy !req
159. The street's a "he"?Copy !req
160. Danny's genderqueer,
and they use non-binary pronouns.Copy !req
161. Uh-huh. Okay.Copy !req
162. Oh, isn't that cute?Copy !req
163. Robo-boy doesn't understand non-binary.Copy !req
164. Let me see if I can explain it to you
in a language you can understand.Copy !req
165. 01-001-110.Copy !req
166. Make sense?Copy !req
167. Just give me one second.Copy !req
168. Trying to find my middle finger emoji.
It's...Copy !req
169. Oh, this sweet little snack's
a bit salty.Copy !req
170. I like it.Copy !req
171. If you ever want to leave
Westworld and come liveCopy !req
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you just let me know.Copy !req
173. - The who?
- Danny travels all over the world,Copy !req
174. picking up those of us who have slipped
through society's cracks.Copy !req
175. We call ourselves
the Dannyzens.Copy !req
176. Oh.Copy !req
177. What?Copy !req
178. Maybe I should let them
explain for themselves.Copy !req
179. Go ahead.
Ask Danny a question.Copy !req
180. Danny,
do you know Niles Caulder?Copy !req
181. So do we.Copy !req
182. Niles is missing.Copy !req
183. Oh, my God, yay!
Rita, you made it!Copy !req
184. - Karen.
- Hey, Karen!Copy !req
185. Cliffie, right?Copy !req
186. So great to finally meet you
in person.Copy !req
187. Jane's told me all about you.Copy !req
188. Like what?Copy !req
189. Oh, um...Copy !req
190. - Seriously?
- Okay, so here's the sitch.Copy !req
191. Doug's family just got in,
and, well, things are a little tense.Copy !req
192. Can you just cut her
a little slack?Copy !req
193. Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick!Copy !req
194. Listen, Karen and I are in love.Copy !req
195. And we're getting back together again.Copy !req
196. - And that's that.
- Douglas, please.Copy !req
197. - Since you were born...
- Nine hours of labor,Copy !req
198. this woman screamed through
with you. Nine!Copy !req
199. I swaddled you. I fed you
with these breasts. I loved you.Copy !req
200. And I tried to give you everything,Copy !req
201. so you could have
the best life possible.Copy !req
202. We came from miners, God damn it!Copy !req
203. Nothing to our name but coal!Copy !req
204. And now, now you're willing to throw it
all away on that trash witch whore?Copy !req
205. Whoa, Mom.Copy !req
206. - Harsh.
- Right?Copy !req
207. I need you to help me
lighten the mood.Copy !req
208. What? No.
Why would I do that?Copy !req
209. Duh. 'Cause we're best friends.Copy !req
210. No, we're not.Copy !req
211. Oh, my God, Rita,
you're so weird. Come.Copy !req
212. Um...Copy !req
213. Oh, sorry, Cliffie, I would totally
invite you in, butCopy !req
214. I really need tonight to go well.Copy !req
215. Oh.Copy !req
216. And you're sort of weird
and creepy, so...Copy !req
217. I just...
I just wanted to tell you,Copy !req
218. to tell all of you, I'm sorry.Copy !req
219. Uh-huh.Copy !req
220. The street talks.Copy !req
221. Of course the street talks.
Why wouldn't the street talk?Copy !req
222. Well, donkey dimension, Decreator,
group therapy. Just ride the wave, Vic.Copy !req
223. Hey.Copy !req
224. We were hoping
that you could tell us.Copy !req
225. That's why
we followed your cake.Copy !req
226. Can I ask you why your street
is so empty?Copy !req
227. Why?Copy !req
228. Who's Darren Jones?Copy !req
229. Extraordinary.Copy !req
230. Tell me about Ellsworth.Copy !req
231. I'm not telling you anything.Copy !req
232. How about Charleston, then? Or Edwards?Copy !req
233. Quite a few transfers
in such a short period of time.Copy !req
234. It's not normal.Copy !req
235. It seems you've struggled with normalcy
your entire life.Copy !req
236. Fuck you.Copy !req
237. Now you're concerned
about collateral damage? In Havana?Copy !req
238. You wanted a contingency plan.
Here it is!Copy !req
239. Good news, Captain Trainor.Copy !req
240. A new mission has presented itself.Copy !req
241. The Red Menace is knocking on our door,
not 100 miles from Miami.Copy !req
242. Thousands of American lives
in the balance.Copy !req
243. What the hell
do you people want from me?Copy !req
244. It's not about what we want.
It's about what we're offering.Copy !req
245. Your chance to serve your country.Copy !req
246. To be a real man.Copy !req
247. Better than that,
your chance to be a hero.Copy !req
248. Go to hell.Copy !req
249. I'm going to need you
to go there for me, Captain.Copy !req
250. Yo, Danny,
what's the Bureau of Normalcy?Copy !req
251. It's a top secret government agencyCopy !req
252. run by a bunch of demented zealots.Copy !req
253. They stomp out anything
they deem to be aberrations.Copy !req
254. And you know this how?Copy !req
255. Why are they after you, Danny?Copy !req
256. All right now,
no need to get cheeky, Danny.Copy !req
257. We can tell them the whole story.Copy !req
258. Couple of years back,Copy !req
259. Darren Jones botched
a search-and-destroy mission on Danny.Copy !req
260. Lost his partner in the process.Copy !req
261. What happened to him?Copy !req
262. He became Maura Lee Karupt.Copy !req
263. Karen,Copy !req
264. are you sure getting back
into this relationship is the best idea?Copy !req
265. Does Doug even know
about your situation?Copy !req
266. Okay, I know I can be a lot sometimes.Copy !req
267. But Doug and I have a real chance
of actually being happy together.Copy !req
268. Shouldn't we at least try?Copy !req
269. Even though you both make me
want to vomit into my purse,Copy !req
270. I can admit that you make
a cute-ish couple.Copy !req
271. Come here.Copy !req
272. Come here.Copy !req
273. - God, you're such a fucking sap!
- Hammerhead.Copy !req
274. - What are you doing...
- Shut up!Copy !req
275. It wasn't easy yanking that twat
off the fucking driver's seat,Copy !req
276. so I have to make this quick.
Get us the fuck out of here, now!Copy !req
277. Do it yourself! Or make Jane do it.Copy !req
278. Jane's not around. How do you think
we got stuck with Basic Bitch Barbie!Copy !req
279. Well, where is she?Copy !req
280. Don't worry about Jane, okay?Copy !req
281. Worry about Karen.
She's dangerous.Copy !req
282. And the more people indulge
this Nora Ephron bullshit of hers,Copy !req
283. the harder it is to make her let go.Copy !req
284. She just wants to be happy.Copy !req
285. - Is that so wrong?
- Give me a fuckin' break, okay?Copy !req
286. She has that walking half-chub DougCopy !req
287. under her weird
little fucking love spell.Copy !req
288. Love spell?Copy !req
289. I swear to God, Rita, if that dick
gets anywhere near my fucking bush,Copy !req
290. I'm gonna fucking kill you, okay?Copy !req
291. And if I get fucked,
you get fucked. Hmm.Copy !req
292. Can we go back to the part
about Karen's love spell?Copy !req
293. Mmm. Whatever you do,
don't fall for that fucking bitch's...Copy !req
294. Dougie?Copy !req
295. - Yeah?
- You want another beer?Copy !req
296. Thanks, hon.Copy !req
297. - Karen.
- Mmm.Copy !req
298. I want nothing more
than for you to be happy.Copy !req
299. Really, I do,
but maybe just slow down.Copy !req
300. You're right.
I totally hear you.Copy !req
301. Douglas Jay Calhoon.Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. I can't go another day
without being your wife.Copy !req
304. Would you do me the honor
of becoming my husband?Copy !req
305. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
306. That's it! That is it!Copy !req
307. No, I can't, I can't do this.Copy !req
308. Douglas, you cannot marry this woman!Copy !req
309. - Mom.
- No, I have to say this.Copy !req
310. She just waltzes in your life.
She tears it to shreds.Copy !req
311. And then she breezes out
whenever it suits her.Copy !req
312. Dude, she's a ticking
time bomb.Copy !req
313. Stay out of this, Mick.Copy !req
314. The last time she left, you wouldn't
get out of bed for six months!Copy !req
315. If you marry Karen, then that's it.
We're done.Copy !req
316. Whoa.Copy !req
317. Do you all feel this way?Copy !req
318. - Dougie.
- Hmm?Copy !req
319. Don't choose between me and your family.Copy !req
320. Just choose love.Copy !req
321. - Yes. Yes! A thousand times yes.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
322. - I love you so much.
- No, no, no! For fucking Christ's sake.Copy !req
323. Congratulations!Copy !req
324. Guys! It's about time.Copy !req
325. Oh, yes! What?Copy !req
326. A toast!Copy !req
327. Oh, Karen, the day you came
into our lives...Copy !req
328. You're everything
I hoped my son...Copy !req
329. - Don't you start now.
- Oh, I can't even...Copy !req
330. All right,
let's have a drink, yeah?Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. Punk.Copy !req
333. Do those people out there
have any idea who you used to work for?Copy !req
334. I tried to tell them, but I...Copy !req
335. I can't.Copy !req
336. I'm not a bad person.Copy !req
337. You work for the Bureau of Normalcy.Copy !req
338. I know exactly
what kind of person you are.Copy !req
339. You don't know a damn thing about me.Copy !req
340. For a long time, neither did I.Copy !req
341. I was supposed to hate this place.Copy !req
342. Working for the Bureau, you're supposed
to hate anything that's abnormal.Copy !req
343. But I couldn't.Copy !req
344. Something about Danny felt right.Copy !req
345. It felt like home.Copy !req
346. A weight had been lifted off me.Copy !req
347. How bad it is, Agent?Copy !req
348. Abnormal to a factor of what?Copy !req
349. Stand by.Copy !req
350. I felt lighter.Copy !req
351. Like I was more myself
than I had ever been.Copy !req
352. Agent Wilson,
what do you see?Copy !req
353. Agent Wilson.Copy !req
354. Agent Wilson.Copy !req
355. That's when Maura Lee Karupt
was born.Copy !req
356. My drag name was my own
personal "fuck you" to the Bureau.Copy !req
357. I knew then I couldn't let
any harm come to this place.Copy !req
358. So I tipped Danny off.Copy !req
359. And they were able to jump
before Darren could attack.Copy !req
360. God damn it!Copy !req
361. Yes, Danny can jump.Copy !req
362. Anywhere around the world,Copy !req
363. which is a helpful thing,
because Darren's obsessed.Copy !req
364. He's been following us
ever since.Copy !req
365. He just won't let it go.Copy !req
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367. Danny is supposed to be
a safe haven for people like us.Copy !req
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370. No one should ever have to feel
uncomfortable in their own skin.Copy !req
371. I don't know how much longer
we can keep this up.Copy !req
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373. Trust me, those people are scared.Copy !req
374. But still, they show up
with a brave faceCopy !req
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376. - Why?
- For Danny.Copy !req
377. It's a perpetual cabaret for a reason.Copy !req
378. This street thrives
on the Dannyzens' happiness.Copy !req
379. We keep the party going,
we keep Danny going.Copy !req
380. But we're running on fumes.Copy !req
381. If the party stops?Copy !req
382. Then Danny's heart stops
right along with it. And they win.Copy !req
383. The Bureau of Normalcy.Copy !req
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but a state of mind.Copy !req
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to run away, again?Copy !req
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the whole Cowardly Lion routine, huh?Copy !req
396. Aren't you sick of being that guy?Copy !req
397. And what kind of guy are you, Vic?Copy !req
398. You're a hero, right?Copy !req
399. Maybe you could teach me
how to be more like you.Copy !req
400. Or maybe, maybe Mr. Nobody
was onto something.Copy !req
401. Should I buy my cape before
or after I kill my family and friends?Copy !req
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403. I'm done trying to stiffen your spine.Copy !req
404. Good. 'Cause I'm done letting
other people tell me who I am.Copy !req
405. I underestimated you, Captain.Copy !req
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but a degenerate radioactive flyboy.Copy !req
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408. What happened?Copy !req
409. What the hell is that?Copy !req
410. That, Captain Trainor,
is what's really inside you.Copy !req
411. That is who you really are.Copy !req
412. I do. I do. I do.
I do. I do. I do.Copy !req
413. Hey, Ri-Ri.Copy !req
414. I understand that you love Doug,Copy !req
415. but we all know you're just
going to end up leaving him again.Copy !req
416. What? No.Copy !req
417. Dougie and I are endgame.Copy !req
418. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
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that it's youthful and irritating.Copy !req
420. It means me and Doug
are going to be together forever.Copy !req
421. Oh, for Christ's sake, Karen,
cut the shit!Copy !req
422. That man and his family
don't have a say in what's happening.Copy !req
423. What you're doing is wrong.Copy !req
424. What am I doing?Copy !req
425. Your little spell.Copy !req
426. Or whatever.Copy !req
427. Doug's love for you isn't real.Copy !req
428. Yes, it is!Copy !req
429. Why are you being
so extra right now? Ugh!Copy !req
430. Then prove it.Copy !req
431. If your love is real,
then break the spell.Copy !req
432. You know what, Rita?Copy !req
433. Why don't you crawl out of my ass
and go fuck yourself?Copy !req
434. Excuse me?Copy !req
435. Don't put your shit on meCopy !req
436. just because your life is like
Grey Gardens level pathetic.Copy !req
437. If your goal is to be
a walking cautionary tale,Copy !req
438. well, congrats, consider me cautioned.Copy !req
439. I will do everything in my power
to never end up like you,Copy !req
440. a sad, tired old croneCopy !req
441. who is so ridiculously past her prime,
she doesn't even know it.Copy !req
442. Believe me, I know it.Copy !req
443. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
444. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.Copy !req
445. That is...Copy !req
446. - That is totally the stress talking.
- Hmm.Copy !req
447. Honey, it's just thatCopy !req
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and we really need to get ready.Copy !req
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450. - Ready?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
451. For what?Copy !req
452. Really, dude,
is that all you got?Copy !req
453. Think you can do better?Copy !req
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What do you think?Copy !req
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487. HeyCopy !req
488. This is not a funeralCopy !req
489. It's a revolution after allCopy !req
490. Your tears have turned to rageCopy !req
491. Just waitCopy !req
492. Everything will be okayCopy !req
493. Even when you feel aliveCopy !req
494. You're going down in flamesCopy !req
495. Oh-hoCopy !req
496. People like us
We gotta stick togetherCopy !req
497. Keep your head up
Nothing lasts foreverCopy !req
498. Here's to the damned
To the lost and forgottenCopy !req
499. It's hard to get high when
You're living on the bottomCopy !req
500. Oh, whoa
Oh, whoaCopy !req
501. We are all misfits
Living in a world on fireCopy !req
502. Oh, whoa
Oh, whoaCopy !req
503. Sing it for the people like usCopy !req
504. The people like usCopy !req
505. They can't do nothing to you
They can't do nothing to meCopy !req
506. This is the life that we chooseCopy !req
507. This is the life that we breatheCopy !req
508. So throw your fists in the airCopy !req
509. Come on
Come out if you dareCopy !req
510. Tonight we're gonna change foreverCopy !req
511. Everybody loses itCopy !req
512. Everybody wants to throw it
All away sometimesCopy !req
513. Oh, people like us
We gotta stick togetherCopy !req
514. Keep your head up
Nothing lasts foreverCopy !req
515. Here's to the damned
To the lost and forgottenCopy !req
516. It's hard to get high when
You're living on the bottomCopy !req
517. Oh, whoa
Oh, whoaCopy !req
518. We are all misfits
Living in a world on fireCopy !req
519. Oh, whoa
Oh, whoaCopy !req
520. Sing it for the people like...Copy !req
521. I don't sing.Copy !req
522. Grid, proceed on auto-search.Copy !req
523. Expand the radius another two blocks.Copy !req
524. Let me know if you find anything.Copy !req
525. Thought you were bowing out.Copy !req
526. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
527. Then you better hurry.Copy !req
528. 'Cause nobody takes their bow after me.Copy !req
529. - What are you doing?
- Danny can't go on living like this.Copy !req
530. And I can't risk what'll happen
if they do.Copy !req
531. It's time for me to go back
and fix the mess I've made.Copy !req
532. How?Copy !req
533. I'm going back to the Bureau.Copy !req
534. Back to my old life.Copy !req
535. It's the only way, Danny.Copy !req
536. If I go back,
I can throw 'em off your scent.Copy !req
537. I can say I was deep undercover,Copy !req
538. tell them it took me a while,
but I finally rid the worldCopy !req
539. of the abomination
that is Danny the Street.Copy !req
540. I promise I'll give a better performance
than this one.Copy !req
541. You can't go back to that place.Copy !req
542. If they get so much as a whiff
of who you really are, they'll...Copy !req
543. I don't care.Copy !req
544. As long as
everyone here is safe,Copy !req
545. I'll be okay.Copy !req
546. Thanks for letting me stay
over the rainbow, Danny.Copy !req
547. It's the Bureau.Copy !req
548. They're here.Copy !req
549. Okay, Danny,
I'm gonna start walking.Copy !req
550. The second I step off
the end of the block,Copy !req
551. you jump.
I'll cover you, okay?Copy !req
552. What?Copy !req
553. I gotta say, I'm with the street.Copy !req
554. So then what do we do?Copy !req
555. Let's turn the party, girl.Copy !req
556. You in?Copy !req
557. Look alive, gentlemen.Copy !req
558. Jesus, look at this human trash heap.Copy !req
559. You know, Darren,Copy !req
560. men as old as you
really shouldn't throw shade.Copy !req
561. You might hurt your back.Copy !req
562. Morris?Copy !req
563. My God!Copy !req
564. What the hell has this abomination
done to you?Copy !req
565. Danny didn't do anything
except help me realize who I am.Copy !req
566. What? No.Copy !req
567. No, this is not who you are, Morris.
You're a man.Copy !req
568. - This place, these people are...
- No.Copy !req
569. You don't get to tell me or anyone else
who they are ever again.Copy !req
570. I am proud of the person
I see in the mirror.Copy !req
571. My face is beat. My look is flawless,
and I am dusted from head to toe.Copy !req
572. The only thing I am not
is scared of you.Copy !req
573. Fan out, boys!Copy !req
574. I said...Copy !req
575. Thanks, Danny.Copy !req
576. You fucking freak.Copy !req
577. Fabulosity incarnate
stands before you, Darren.Copy !req
578. Show some goddamn respect.Copy !req
579. Like hell I will.Copy !req
580. Didn't your mama tell you?Copy !req
581. Never lay your hands on a woman.Copy !req
582. Go home, Darren.Copy !req
583. And don't ever come back here again.Copy !req
584. You go back to the Bureau,Copy !req
585. and you tell them Danny the Street
is off limits.Copy !req
586. Maybe I'll put you on our list instead.Copy !req
587. I'm already on it.Copy !req
588. Tell them Captain Trainor
sends his best.Copy !req
589. Every time,
the dream is the same.Copy !req
590. Somebody's welding me,
except when the mask comes up,Copy !req
591. it's Jennifer Beals.Copy !req
592. Whoa.Copy !req
593. Who?Copy !req
594. Bro...Copy !req
595. What does it have to do
with the rat in your head?Copy !req
596. Cliff, thank heavens
you're still out here.Copy !req
597. Jane wants to see you
right away.Copy !req
598. Keep it real, kid.Copy !req
599. No, it's no problem.Copy !req
600. I'm happy to help.Copy !req
601. Me, too.Copy !req
602. You never told us
how you know each other.Copy !req
603. Yeah.Copy !req
604. I'm fine.Copy !req
605. It's just, I could really use
the Chief's help right now.Copy !req
606. I'm scared.Copy !req
607. I'm scared we may
never get him back.Copy !req
608. And I'm scared
what might happen if we don't.Copy !req
609. This may be a long shot,
and I know Niles has his secrets,Copy !req
610. but if you could tell us anything
that could possibly help us figure outCopy !req
611. what Mr. Nobody's done
with the Chief, then...Copy !req
612. Yeah. That's who took Niles.Copy !req
613. Please, Danny.Copy !req
614. I'm begging you.Copy !req
615. We need him.Copy !req
616. Was I that bad?Copy !req
617. Oh.Copy !req
618. All right, open them.Copy !req
619. What do you think, Cliffie?Copy !req
620. Uh, what the ever-living shit
is happening?Copy !req
621. Dougie and I are getting married.Copy !req
622. Now?Copy !req
623. When you know it's right, why wait?Copy !req
624. Uh-huh. Where's Jane?Copy !req
625. Jane means a lot to you, doesn't she?Copy !req
626. I can tell by the way
she talks about youCopy !req
627. that you mean a lot to her, too.Copy !req
628. And I was thinking,Copy !req
629. this wouldn't be a real weddingCopy !req
630. without someone to
walk me down the aisle.Copy !req
631. And, well, I know I'm not
a cool, manic pixie dream girlCopy !req
632. like Jane is, but...Copy !req
633. Cliff,Copy !req
634. would you give me away?Copy !req
635. What, are you fucking nuts?Copy !req
636. Come on, this is the most
important day of my life.Copy !req
637. What do you say?Copy !req
638. You have incredibly
psychotic eyes.Copy !req
639. Just forget it.Copy !req
640. This is crazy, Karen.
You can't marry this guy.Copy !req
641. It's not crazy, it's what I want.Copy !req
642. And what about
what Jane wants?Copy !req
643. Just back off, Cliff.Copy !req
644. Babe, you okay?Copy !req
645. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
646. Holy shit!Copy !req
647. A robot for our wedding?Copy !req
648. - How cool.
- Back off, Dermot Mulroney.Copy !req
649. Oh, chillax, asshole.Copy !req
650. - Oh.
- I think what you meant was...Copy !req
651. Cliff, oh, my God!Copy !req
652. Just leave us alone.Copy !req
653. No. I have no idea
what the hell's going on here,Copy !req
654. but I'm not letting you
go through with this.Copy !req
655. Not unless I know
that Jane's okay with it.Copy !req
656. - Okay, we're leaving.
- Wait! No!Copy !req
657. Let me go! What are you doing?
Just let me go!Copy !req
658. You have no right to do this!Copy !req
659. Don't fucking touch me!Copy !req
660. I asked you people
to do one fucking thing!Copy !req
661. Sorry, Dougie, wedding's off.Copy !req
662. No!Copy !req
663. Oh.Copy !req
664. Oh, Dougie, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
665. I'm so sorry, baby.
I'm so sorry. I would never hurt you.Copy !req
666. Never hurt you.
I'm so sorry. I... I...Copy !req
667. No! Please!Copy !req
668. No! Dougie! Dougie, it's okay.Copy !req
669. Hold on. It's okay.Copy !req
670. I'm still here. I'm still here.Copy !req
671. Let go of me, you motherfuckers!Copy !req
672. Jane? Jane, are you in there?Copy !req
673. Jane? Hey, Jane?Copy !req
674. I'm sorry, Jane.Copy !req
675. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
676. Jane! Come on, Jane.Copy !req
677. Jane.Copy !req
678. Jane.Copy !req