1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. - Who are you, again?
- The Beard Hunter.Copy !req
3. Your facial hair connects me directly
to the brain stem.Copy !req
4. - You're not in control.
- Grid, stop!Copy !req
5. Careful!Copy !req
6. What the hell
happened back there?Copy !req
7. Ever since my
reset button got pushed,Copy !req
8. something's been wrong in my system.Copy !req
9. The rest of the team can't know.
They'll worry I'm turning into thatCopy !req
10. psychopath in Jane's painting.Copy !req
11. If you want your life back,
why don't you just call her?Copy !req
12. - Who?
- Your daughter.Copy !req
13. What the hell
is she doing with Bump?Copy !req
14. There's supposed to be a man there.Copy !req
15. It's like he just walked out
of the comic book.Copy !req
16. I have no say
in our relationship, Larry.Copy !req
17. Because I'm the one
who actually has something to lose.Copy !req
18. Larry, you there, bud?Copy !req
19. It's John.Copy !req
20. - I'll be right here.
- Go.Copy !req
21. Has anybody seen her
like this before?Copy !req
22. How do we pull her out?Copy !req
23. Open up.Copy !req
24. Captain Trainor, are you in there?Copy !req
25. Who wants to know?Copy !req
26. Military police.Copy !req
27. Keep your hands where I can see 'em.Copy !req
28. You asshole!Copy !req
29. Had you going there.Copy !req
30. How'd you find me?Copy !req
31. Easy.Copy !req
32. A motel in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
33. Not a soul in sight.Copy !req
34. Now, you want to tell me
what the hell this is?Copy !req
35. Where we are?Copy !req
36. - Do we care?
- Hell, no.Copy !req
37. Smell this. It smells like heaven.Copy !req
38. Smells good.Copy !req
39. To us.Copy !req
40. And whatever the hell this is.Copy !req
41. And to whatever the hell this is.Copy !req
42. Okay. So, the truck, that made sense.Copy !req
43. That was our place.Copy !req
44. But this, we've never been here before,
so it's not a memory.Copy !req
45. Fever dream, maybe?Copy !req
46. Oh.Copy !req
47. Oh.Copy !req
48. I'm dead, aren't I?Copy !req
49. Are you dead?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
50. Far from it.Copy !req
51. I used to drive by this place
when I was going up the coast,Copy !req
52. and I told myself,Copy !req
53. "Someday, I'm going
to go there with John Bowers."Copy !req
54. I guess today is someday.Copy !req
55. So this is how you wanted it.Copy !req
56. Are you happy now?Copy !req
57. It's perfect.Copy !req
58. Let's get to it then.Copy !req
59. Hey. Careful. Don't choke on it.Copy !req
60. Look at you, mother-hen.
Why do you care so much?Copy !req
61. Because I love you.Copy !req
62. You know, I always wanted to...Copy !req
63. What the hell
happened here?Copy !req
64. Long story.Copy !req
65. What happened in there?Copy !req
66. Not my story to tell.Copy !req
67. I get it.Copy !req
68. The good thing is, she's back.Copy !req
69. And I think she's back.Copy !req
70. Are you okay, Larry?Copy !req
71. Yeah.Copy !req
72. Take me back, pal.Copy !req
73. Please.Copy !req
74. Please, take me back.Copy !req
75. Protesters have gathered
outside the armed robbery trialCopy !req
76. of Steve Larson, also known as
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,Copy !req
77. who, just yesterday, took the stand
and said that he would rather, quote,Copy !req
78. "take a bullet" than testify
against his alleged partner in crime,Copy !req
79. his dinosaur head.Copy !req
80. In other bizarro news,
Florida man Bump WeathersCopy !req
81. was massacred by a giant
alligator this weekendCopy !req
82. and died in a tragic accident.Copy !req
83. Weathers was a long time
pit crew boss to '80s car racingCopy !req
84. phenom, Cliff Steele.Copy !req
85. Locals say that Weathers' bar,
Salty Bump's,Copy !req
86. is the hub of Cypressville,
and he shall be missed.Copy !req
87. Bump is survived by his daughter, Clara.Copy !req
88. You're creating disharmony.Copy !req
89. You're the primary.Copy !req
90. Listen. You're the one on top.Copy !req
91. An equilibrium.Copy !req
92. The more things
remain out of balance...Copy !req
93. There are rules.Copy !req
94. the more all of us
are vulnerable.Copy !req
95. I once took a respite
at Rockhaven Sanitarium in Glendale.Copy !req
96. The food was horrendous.
But Marilyn Monroe's motherCopy !req
97. - was my roommate.
- Your point?Copy !req
98. It's essential to rest the mind.Copy !req
99. Is that what you think I was doing?Copy !req
100. - Resting my mind?
- The point is,Copy !req
101. now that you're up and about,
I feel that you owe me an apology.Copy !req
102. Not since I understudied Bette Davis,Copy !req
103. have I been so
monomaniacally manipulated,Copy !req
104. mind-controlled and emotionally abused.Copy !req
105. Karen!Copy !req
106. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
107. Yeah, Karen's cray-cray.Copy !req
108. Yup.Copy !req
109. That's it?Copy !req
110. That's your apology?Copy !req
111. Do I look like I'm living
in a late '90s rom-com, Rita?Copy !req
112. Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen!Copy !req
113. If you happen to see her...Copy !req
114. Sure, mmm-hmm. Except, no,Copy !req
115. because what I'm trying to do nowCopy !req
116. is stay out of my head
and find the Chief,Copy !req
117. which is why I called
a team meeting!Copy !req
118. Hello!Copy !req
119. Jane called this meeting?Copy !req
120. Yes. Jane call meeting.Copy !req
121. All right, where's Vic and Larry?Copy !req
122. Oh.Copy !req
123. Thanks a lot, guys!Copy !req
124. We're in.Copy !req
125. Hey, Grid, I'm here.Copy !req
126. Probably because I removed
your operating systemCopy !req
127. from my body, big guy.Copy !req
128. Huh.Copy !req
129. Maybe it's because
you're still rebooting.Copy !req
130. Ever since we hit SOS
and my arm regenerated,Copy !req
131. I've never felt so good.Copy !req
132. LOL.Copy !req
133. Is that why my, uh, sonic cannonCopy !req
134. got all jacked up with the Beard Hunter?Copy !req
135. How much stronger am I?Copy !req
136. But I don't see
any more cybernetic growth.Copy !req
137. Grid, please confirm.Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. In summary, it was very unpleasant.Copy !req
140. Dear Chief, sorry we never found you.Copy !req
141. We have no excuse, other than
we're utterly incompetent.Copy !req
142. Oh! Oh, look. We got a clue.
From a teleporting, genderqueer street.Copy !req
143. And based on Rita's description,
we are now looking for,Copy !req
144. and I quote, "A hunky fellow,
known as 'Hero of the Beach."'Copy !req
145. Signed, the fucking totally
useless Doom Patrol.Copy !req
146. - We're not the Doom Patrol.
- God, no.Copy !req
147. We will be,
if we don't get our shit together.Copy !req
148. The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
149. That's right. How did you know that?Copy !req
150. Look at the cereal box.Copy !req
151. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
152. You know what we need right now?Copy !req
153. Is a manCopy !req
154. to eat the Chief's beard hair
and track his essence.Copy !req
155. Oh, but wait.Copy !req
156. We had an actual Beard Hunter
here in Doom Manor.Copy !req
157. A hair-gobbling bloodhound
that could have led usCopy !req
158. straight to the Chief, but no.Copy !req
159. And what's up with you?Copy !req
160. Bump's dead.Copy !req
161. Bump? The guy who screwed your wife?Copy !req
162. You should be happy.Copy !req
163. I am. I'm not.Copy !req
164. I need to see Clara.Copy !req
165. So you're gonna bail on us
and go to some homewrecker's funeral?Copy !req
166. She's my daughter.Copy !req
167. Cliff, this is awful.
You should be there.Copy !req
168. Flit, take me to Salty Bump's.Copy !req
169. Don't talk to Flit.Copy !req
170. Flit, Clara's at Bump's barCopy !req
171. - in Cypressville...
- We are not your shuttle!Copy !req
172. Because nobody jumped in to save you
when you were in need, right, Jane?Copy !req
173. Nobody.Copy !req
174. And I mean nobody saved me.Copy !req
175. - I vote we take this down a notch.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
176. Ah!Copy !req
177. Hey. Here we go!Copy !req
178. - Where are we?
- The Sunshine State.Copy !req
179. - Florida?
- Enjoy!Copy !req
180. Deep breaths.Copy !req
181. What's wrong? You wanted to come.Copy !req
182. Uh, my daughter who thinks
I died 30 years ago is inside that bar.Copy !req
183. She needs someone to lean on right now.Copy !req
184. She needs a hero. Oh! Phew!Copy !req
185. Boy! Dizzy.Copy !req
186. It's just nerves.Copy !req
187. Every performer worth their salt
gets them.Copy !req
188. It means you care.Copy !req
189. Now, stand up straight.Copy !req
190. Repeat after me.Copy !req
191. Red leather, yellow leather.Copy !req
192. "Red leather, yellow..."
What? Why?Copy !req
193. Blow your lips, like a horse.Copy !req
194. No lips.
Part of why I'm nervous.Copy !req
195. Right.Copy !req
196. Ah! How about take a deep,
cleansing breathCopy !req
197. all the way up through your diaphragm.Copy !req
198. Haah!Copy !req
199. Uh...Copy !req
200. I'm good.Copy !req
201. Oh, goody, we fit right in.Copy !req
202. Hey, Metallica!Copy !req
203. Y'all friends of Bump's?Copy !req
204. - Uh...
- Who wasn't?Copy !req
205. What a lovely man. Tragic loss.Copy !req
206. Hi.Copy !req
207. I see you're admiring Bump's handiwork.Copy !req
208. He made this Halloween costume
for my friend years ago.Copy !req
209. - No shit.
- Hmm.Copy !req
210. - Do you mind?
- What? Mind, what?Copy !req
211. Rita.Copy !req
212. Huh.Copy !req
213. - Rita.
- Reckon he used a Heliarc or a MIG?Copy !req
214. - It's a MIG.
- Rita.Copy !req
215. - That's carbon steel, you jackass.
- Rita.Copy !req
216. I'll be damned.Copy !req
217. - Rita.
- Oh! Would you boys excuse us?Copy !req
218. Hmm.Copy !req
219. Well, butter my backside
and call me Biscuit.Copy !req
220. What can I get for you, pretty lady?Copy !req
221. Gin and tonic.Copy !req
222. I want to fend off the mosquitoes
while I'm here.Copy !req
223. Good idea. Something for your friend?Copy !req
224. Oh, no, he's on the wagon.Copy !req
225. Poor thing. Sharaine!Copy !req
226. G&T for the lady,
and I'll take another pitcher of beer.Copy !req
227. You got it, honey.Copy !req
228. Survey says
you are not from around here.Copy !req
229. Too classy.Copy !req
230. Name's Big D.Copy !req
231. - Gertrude Cramp.
- Huh?Copy !req
232. But most people call me Gertie.Copy !req
233. So, Gertie.
You and tea kettle there an item?Copy !req
234. Oh, heavens, no.
He's just an old friend of the family.Copy !req
235. Well, in that case, maybe you'd like
to split a basket of chicken with me?Copy !req
236. I'd be delighted, Big D.Copy !req
237. Sharaine.Copy !req
238. A basket of chicken.Copy !req
239. You got it, Big D.Copy !req
240. Hmm.Copy !req
241. Oh, God.Copy !req
242. No.Copy !req
243. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
244. Yo!Copy !req
245. I just found out that Flex Mentallo
has a wife named Dolores.Copy !req
246. She's old as fuck,
but she's still alive.Copy !req
247. "Wow. That's great, Jane."Copy !req
248. We're meeting her in an hour.Copy !req
249. - Hello!
- Hello, what?Copy !req
250. Look, just go meet her.
You don't need my permission.Copy !req
251. Listen, Vic-wad, you're
the genius who got a talking streetCopy !req
252. to tell us that Flex is the key
to finding the Chief.Copy !req
253. Flex is MIA and...Copy !req
254. Well, his wife, Dolores,
is all we got, so...Copy !req
255. I need your help, Vic.Copy !req
256. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
257. Just give me a minute.Copy !req
258. So you knew Bump?Copy !req
259. We was neighbors.Copy !req
260. And I must have told him
a thousand times,Copy !req
261. if he's going looking for Frances,
I will go with him.Copy !req
262. But did he call?Copy !req
263. Hell, no.Copy !req
264. Was Frances his girlfriend?Copy !req
265. No. Frances is the name of the gator
what ended up eating his sorry ass.Copy !req
266. She's a legend.Copy !req
267. A lot of folks figure
she ate the Unabomber.Copy !req
268. - And now, Bump.
- Yeah.Copy !req
269. Poor old Bump.Copy !req
270. He ended up in the belly
of that godforsaken beastCopy !req
271. somewhere's out there
in the Okefenokee Swamp.Copy !req
272. That don't surprise me none either.Copy !req
273. Most gator hunters know,
they see Frances coming,Copy !req
274. - they gonna skedaddle.
- Mmm.Copy !req
275. But not old Bump.Copy !req
276. He just rushed right into danger.Copy !req
277. And straight into
my wife's crotch.Copy !req
278. Say what, now?Copy !req
279. Just kidding.
Bump was awesome.Copy !req
280. Why'd Bump want to catch Frances anyway?Copy !req
281. Well, you know Bump.Copy !req
282. I mean, he's... Get a wild hair,
and not think things throughCopy !req
283. and end up doing something stupid.Copy !req
284. Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife?Copy !req
285. I'm just kidding. Again.Copy !req
286. Thank you, Clara.Copy !req
287. Please,
I want to go back to that dream.Copy !req
288. I'll never ask again.Copy !req
289. Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay?Copy !req
290. But why'd you take me all the way thereCopy !req
291. if you weren't going
to let me play the whole thing out?Copy !req
292. I need to see him, pal. Please.Copy !req
293. Excuse me.Copy !req
294. Hey, where you heading?Copy !req
295. Stay and talk.Copy !req
296. No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody.Copy !req
297. First of all,
you're underestimatingCopy !req
298. writing stream of consciousness.Copy !req
299. Okay, look,
all I'm saying is that anybodyCopy !req
300. could get loaded and write
the first thing that comes to mind.Copy !req
301. But this one is different.
This one is different.Copy !req
302. Okay, there's a wicked wind,
a wild orgy.Copy !req
303. And they get so wasted,
they blow off dinner with Henry Miller.Copy !req
304. - Can you imagine?
- I would never forgive myself.Copy !req
305. - You'll love it.
- You had me at Henry Miller.Copy !req
306. - You had me at orgy.
- You're so bad!Copy !req
307. You came?Copy !req
308. - Hey.
- Boy, you came!Copy !req
309. Thank God I found you.Copy !req
310. Guys, this is the Larry
I was telling you about.Copy !req
311. - Hey.
- Down, boy. You know he's taken.Copy !req
312. Who cares? It's a free country.
I mean, look at him.Copy !req
313. Oh, my gosh, stop it.
Look, he's blushing.Copy !req
314. Hey, can we go?Copy !req
315. You just got here. Relax.Copy !req
316. Enjoy yourself. Get a drink.Copy !req
317. Okay.Copy !req
318. All right, bud.Copy !req
319. He's cute.Copy !req
320. Oh, my gosh.
He looks like a movie star.Copy !req
321. What the hell, pal?
Change it back to the motel.Copy !req
322. I mean it.Copy !req
323. We're trying to work
together here, right?Copy !req
324. This isn't what I want.
Change it back. Now.Copy !req
325. Are you gonna play something?Copy !req
326. Woman, you love you some chicken.Copy !req
327. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
328. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Here I go.Copy !req
329. Everybody, shut the fuck up,
so Clara can say something.Copy !req
330. - I don't know if I...
- Oh, come on, get on up there, hon.Copy !req
331. We want to hear from you.Copy !req
332. Okay.Copy !req
333. Thanks.Copy !req
334. You a friend of Bump's?Copy !req
335. Yeah, I am. Yeah.Copy !req
336. Well, I'm real glad you're here.Copy !req
337. Well, um, I just want to thank
y'all for coming out today.Copy !req
338. This would have meant a lot to my dad.Copy !req
339. Y'all know Bump
took me in after the accident.Copy !req
340. He taught me the important things,Copy !req
341. like how to tie a cherry stem knot
with my tongue.Copy !req
342. How to change my alternator.
How to kick a guy in the balls.Copy !req
343. That is probably why I'm still single.Copy !req
344. Um...Copy !req
345. Anyhoo,Copy !req
346. when I turned 18, we made it official,Copy !req
347. and Bump adopted me.Copy !req
348. I had gotten this little inheritance
when my birth parents died,Copy !req
349. and part of that was this gold watch.Copy !req
350. It meant a lot to me.Copy !req
351. But what meant more to me
was this man who had cared for meCopy !req
352. and asked for nothing in return.Copy !req
353. I don't know.
Maybe it was sillyCopy !req
354. but that gold watch
was the most valuable thing I owned,Copy !req
355. and I wanted him to have it.Copy !req
356. So I had it inscribed,
"To Dad, you're my hero."Copy !req
357. And I gave it to him
when the adoption was final.Copy !req
358. Yeah.Copy !req
359. Y'all know Bump
had this urgent way of looking at lifeCopy !req
360. like it was ice cream on a hot day,Copy !req
361. and he just had to eat it fast.
Carpe Diem, he'd say,Copy !req
362. which he said was Latin for,
"Don't waste a goddamn minute,Copy !req
363. 'cause you never know
when your time is up."Copy !req
364. Well, that stupid idiot,
he was out thereCopy !req
365. just Carpe-fucking-Dieming
when he went into the belly of a gatorCopy !req
366. and took that damn watch with him.Copy !req
367. Makes no sense why he did it.Copy !req
368. But it also makes no sense why
he'd take a little girl under his wingCopy !req
369. when he had his whole life ahead of him.Copy !req
370. So, uh...Copy !req
371. So here's to the good things
that make no sense.Copy !req
372. Here's to my dad.
He'll always be my hero.Copy !req
373. - Did you talk to her?
- No, I didn't talk to her!Copy !req
374. But she was right there!Copy !req
375. Didn't you hear what she said?Copy !req
376. Bump was her hero!Copy !req
377. Of course, he was. He raised her.Copy !req
378. It's not a competition, Cliff.Copy !req
379. Are you crazy?
He took in an orphan girl.Copy !req
380. How am I gonna beat that?Copy !req
381. I think your love and a sincere apology
should suffice.Copy !req
382. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
383. Frances.Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. Come on.Copy !req
386. Come on.Copy !req
387. - What?
- Come on.Copy !req
388. Dark corner, away from everybody.Copy !req
389. - One dance.
- Okay.Copy !req
390. - One dance.
- I'll take what I can get.Copy !req
391. Hey, you asked for context. Here it is.Copy !req
392. We're in the heart
of the happening, Larry.Copy !req
393. - I know. I know.
- This is it.Copy !req
394. I get it. I get it. It's just...Copy !req
395. It's a lot.Copy !req
396. Hey, appreciate what we have here.Copy !req
397. - Okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
398. Back home in Erie, Rawhide
didn't open until '79.Copy !req
399. Shit.Copy !req
400. Until then, the nearest gay bar
was six hours away in Philly.Copy !req
401. Rawhide?Copy !req
402. Erie, PA. What are you saying?Copy !req
403. I'm saying, we're safe here.Copy !req
404. And we'd be safe
back at that motel.Copy !req
405. Look, I know, I know
I should be okay with all this,Copy !req
406. but there's no privacy here.Copy !req
407. - Who's gonna see you here, Larry?
- What?Copy !req
408. - I don't know.
- Because,Copy !req
409. right now, we could go anywhere.Copy !req
410. We could do anything.Copy !req
411. But we can'tCopy !req
412. because, even in this dream,
or whatever the hell this is,Copy !req
413. you're still worried about
what other people think.Copy !req
414. - No, no...
- Yes. Yes, you are.Copy !req
415. Yes, you are.Copy !req
416. If you're not running
from the military, it's your wife.Copy !req
417. - And if it's not your wife...
- Hey.Copy !req
418. then it's a table
of perfectly wonderful guys.Copy !req
419. That is not it. I just want us alone.
I want to be with you.Copy !req
420. Then be with me, Larry. Here!Copy !req
421. Or at the table or at the bar!Copy !req
422. What does it matter
as long as we're together?Copy !req
423. Okay. Okay. You're right, okay?
I need to change.Copy !req
424. Don't you think you would've
if you could've by now?Copy !req
425. You've got to let go, Larry.Copy !req
426. The world has changed,
and you've stayed the same.Copy !req
427. Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks,
holing up in out-of-the-way motels.Copy !req
428. Never breaking out of your damn box.Copy !req
429. What kind of life is that?Copy !req
430. John.Copy !req
431. John, I swear, I'll change.
Just give me a chance.Copy !req
432. I'm all out of chances, Larry.Copy !req
433. I don't want to spend
my last days like this.Copy !req
434. What?Copy !req
435. You want a chance? Take one.Copy !req
436. John. John!Copy !req
437. John!Copy !req
438. John!Copy !req
439. What is going on? What's happening?Copy !req
440. Answer me!Copy !req
441. Look, I know you're not
the best communicator, okay?Copy !req
442. Join the club.Copy !req
443. Why did John say he didn't
want to spend his last days like this?Copy !req
444. What chance am I supposed to take?Copy !req
445. Come on, pal. Come on, pal.Copy !req
446. Help me out.Copy !req
447. What's going on?Copy !req
448. "Erie?"Copy !req
449. Is that it?Copy !req
450. Did you not hear what Big D said?Copy !req
451. People that go after Frances
never come back.Copy !req
452. This is insane, even for you, Cliff.Copy !req
453. Why'd you tell Big D
your name was Gertrude Cramp?Copy !req
454. Because, unlike you,
I'm not running away anymore.Copy !req
455. I'm trying to face my fears
and remember who I wasCopy !req
456. before I was Rita Farr.Copy !req
457. Gertrude is my real name.Copy !req
458. Well, then I want to be
Clara's dad again.Copy !req
459. That's who I was
before I became this tool shed.Copy !req
460. But I can't do it without that watch.Copy !req
461. This is about a watch?Copy !req
462. A watch isn't going to win her back.Copy !req
463. All a girl wants is her father's time.Copy !req
464. Well, I blew that.
All I can do now is make up for it.Copy !req
465. Why don't you just buy a new watch?Copy !req
466. What is so special about that watch?Copy !req
467. Because it's my
fucking watch. Okay!Copy !req
468. I won it in the Dallas Speedway in 1976
in a neck-and-neck with Flip Jackson.Copy !req
469. And that watch means something to her.
So, if I have to bear wrestleCopy !req
470. an alligator to prove
that I still care about her,Copy !req
471. then, God damn it,
that's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
472. Ooh! Well, what about me?Copy !req
473. What am I supposed to do while
you wade into the heart of darkness?Copy !req
474. Stand on the shore?Copy !req
475. Wait to be eaten alive
by some tsetse horde?Copy !req
476. I don't care.Copy !req
477. I should have had another gin and tonic.Copy !req
478. Ugh!Copy !req
479. Hello, can I help you?Copy !req
480. I'm an old friend of John's.Copy !req
481. From the military.Copy !req
482. Captain Larry Trainor.Copy !req
483. I can't believe it.Copy !req
484. - The bandages.
- Yeah.Copy !req
485. Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood,Copy !req
486. - and I wondered if he...
- Of course. Come in.Copy !req
487. He's been drifting in and out.Copy !req
488. And your ears must have been burning,
'cause he keeps saying your name.Copy !req
489. Larry.Copy !req
490. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
491. I can't believe you came.Copy !req
492. Hey.Copy !req
493. I...Copy !req
494. I thought it was all a dream.Copy !req
495. I had a bad fever for about a week.Copy !req
496. I conked out. I saw the white light.Copy !req
497. I thought, "Well, John, old boy,Copy !req
498. it was a good run.Copy !req
499. Wheels up. All systems go."Copy !req
500. But when I got closer to the light...Copy !req
501. I saw you.Copy !req
502. Good God.Copy !req
503. That steak sandwich
was fucking awesome, wasn't it?Copy !req
504. I'd go back to that motel
in a heartbeat.Copy !req
505. I gotta be honest with you.Copy !req
506. At this stage in my life,
I'm too old to ask how.Copy !req
507. You're here, Larry.Copy !req
508. You're here.Copy !req
509. It's so romantic in here, amongst
the diapers and decongestant, isn't it?Copy !req
510. Let's go to the porch.Copy !req
511. And, if you don't mind, darling,Copy !req
512. - I need a lift.
- You got it.Copy !req
513. Up we go.Copy !req
514. Good God, you're still so strong.Copy !req
515. What I said in the bar,
it was selfish of meCopy !req
516. to bring my crap
into our fantasy. I'm sorry.Copy !req
517. Are you kidding?
I'm here because of what you said.Copy !req
518. Part of me hoped you'd come.Copy !req
519. Let's face it, other than Evette,
I got no one left.Copy !req
520. Everyone's croaked.Copy !req
521. That's what they don't tell you.Copy !req
522. You enter wearing diapers
and eating baby food,Copy !req
523. and you exit the same damned way.Copy !req
524. It's just my way of saying,Copy !req
525. I'm very glad you came,Copy !req
526. Larry Trainor.Copy !req
527. This is where she said to meet, right?Copy !req
528. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
529. She's old. Give her a minute.Copy !req
530. Dude, this aggro thing
is not working for you.Copy !req
531. - Talk to me.
- Okay, look, uh...Copy !req
532. I'm all jacked up.Copy !req
533. - Okay. Meaning?
- Meaning...Copy !req
534. When the Beard Hunter
came at me, Grid went haywire,Copy !req
535. activated my sonic cannon.Copy !req
536. I could have taken out Rita,
Negative Spirit, you.Copy !req
537. - Okay, so how's Grid now?
- I don't know.Copy !req
538. - I turned it off.
- Isn't it like an integral part of you?Copy !req
539. Yeah.Copy !req
540. The totally fucked up part,
with a mind of its own.Copy !req
541. But how can you even move?
Doesn't Grid control, like,Copy !req
542. - all your parts?
- No. Grid's just my software.Copy !req
543. Still. Do you think
you should have just...Copy !req
544. I had to do what I had to do.Copy !req
545. So I had to shut that shit down.Copy !req
546. Have you ever felt likeCopy !req
547. there's something inside of you
that could do major damageCopy !req
548. if you don't take control?Copy !req
549. I feel like that all the fucking time.Copy !req
550. The difference is
I legitimately have no control.Copy !req
551. I can't just shut that shit down.Copy !req
552. Okay? If I could, I would have
done it a long time ago.Copy !req
553. Why not just suck it up
and call your dad?Copy !req
554. - The painting.
- Dude, I saw that paintingCopy !req
555. when I was inside a donkey.Copy !req
556. It's mind-fuckery-vomit artCopy !req
557. from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude.Copy !req
558. I mean, consider the source.Copy !req
559. Except it's happening.
I saw it with my own eyes.Copy !req
560. The machine's taking over.Copy !req
561. And I can't stop it.Copy !req
562. Fuck.Copy !req
563. What about you?Copy !req
564. Why are you suddenly interested in
rescuing the Chief?Copy !req
565. I just can't stop thinking
about that old folks home.Copy !req
566. The Doom Patrol.Copy !req
567. Chief was gonna lock me
up there, and I deserve to know why.Copy !req
568. The Chief has his reasons
for everything.Copy !req
569. Then I need to hear it.Copy !req
570. From him.Copy !req
571. He owes me that.Copy !req
572. I know you were with him.
I fucking saw you.Copy !req
573. - Don't fucking lie to me!
- I'm not lying to you. I swear!Copy !req
574. - Bullshit!
- Get off of me!Copy !req
575. - I'll be right back.
- Come here!Copy !req
576. Where you going?Copy !req
577. Hey!Copy !req
578. Now you want to make me chase you?Copy !req
579. Leave her alone!Copy !req
580. Don't you walk away from me!Copy !req
581. - Come here.
- Get away! Get away!Copy !req
582. - All I want to do is talk to you.
- Leave me alone!Copy !req
583. - I promise.
- Hello, young man.Copy !req
584. Oh, hey, you must be Dolores.Copy !req
585. Look at my elbow.Copy !req
586. Get back here!
I'mma find you all right.Copy !req
587. Hey, fucko!
Keep your hands off her!Copy !req
588. Look at my elbow.Copy !req
589. Look at my fist, motherfucker!Copy !req
590. Go, go, go!Copy !req
591. Go, go, go!Copy !req
592. God damn it!Copy !req
593. Vic, did you see that?Copy !req
594. Vic!Copy !req
595. Vic!Copy !req
596. Frances! Frances!Copy !req
597. Frances, where the fuck are you?Copy !req
598. This is utter madness, Cliff!Copy !req
599. We have paddled through
this stretch of swampCopy !req
600. three times, and we still
haven't seen Frances.Copy !req
601. It's starting to get dark soon.Copy !req
602. We have to turn back.Copy !req
603. I'm gonna find that watch,
and give it to Clara.Copy !req
604. If I find that watch,
everything will be better.Copy !req
605. I'm gonna find that watch
and give it to Clara.Copy !req
606. - If I find that watch, everything will...
- Or you could just talk to her!Copy !req
607. And say what?Copy !req
608. Everything I could possibly say
would be totally stupid as fuck!Copy !req
609. "Hi, I'm your dad, but I died,
and I'm a robot now.Copy !req
610. I'm just a brain in a tin can,
but, hey, even though I've beenCopy !req
611. robot non grata for 30 years,
and I don't expect you to like me,Copy !req
612. and you certainly don't have to love me,
but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry."'Copy !req
613. Yes! That's exactly what you would say.Copy !req
614. But if I find the watch,
I'll be her hero.Copy !req
615. And she'll know how much I care.Copy !req
616. No more time for words.
From now on, only deeds.Copy !req
617. Frances! Where the fuck are you!Copy !req
618. I want that fucking watch!
I need that fucking watch!Copy !req
619. I want that fucking watch!
I need that fucking... FuckingCopy !req
620. watch!Copy !req
621. Cliff?Copy !req
622. Are you okay?Copy !req
623. Cliff?Copy !req
624. Oh, my God, you've fried
your brain, you stupid idiot!Copy !req
625. How are we gonna
get you out of here, now?Copy !req
626. I didn't survive
Forbidden Congo just to dieCopy !req
627. in some goddamn swamp!Copy !req
628. Cliff!Copy !req
629. I'm here.Copy !req
630. Let's go home.Copy !req
631. Let's!Copy !req
632. Are you coming?Copy !req
633. No, you... You go ahead.Copy !req
634. Okay.Copy !req
635. Now,Copy !req
636. tell me all about you.Copy !req
637. There's nothing to tell.Copy !req
638. There must be something.
You have the strength of a 20-year-old.Copy !req
639. What do you do to stay so virile?
And please don't tell me yoga.Copy !req
640. I can't tell if you're laughing
under that gauze.Copy !req
641. It's fucking yoga. I knew it.Copy !req
642. No. More like RHIP.Copy !req
643. I haven't heard that since the service.Copy !req
644. "Rank Has Its Privileges"?Copy !req
645. No, "Radiation Has Its Perks."Copy !req
646. I'll be damned.Copy !req
647. Guess there's always
a silver lining, Lar.Copy !req
648. So there's been no one special
in your life for 60 years? Come on.Copy !req
649. What about your wife, Sheryl?Copy !req
650. She died of cancer in '89.Copy !req
651. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
652. We weren't close, but thank you.Copy !req
653. And the boys?Copy !req
654. Why put this on them?Copy !req
655. What good would it do?Copy !req
656. The truth is, I haven't really lived
much since the accident.Copy !req
657. You were my last real thing.Copy !req
658. And I still feel bad about
sending you away.Copy !req
659. It wasn't easy.Copy !req
660. But...Copy !req
661. I got over you.Copy !req
662. Eventually.Copy !req
663. And I moved on.Copy !req
664. You should too.Copy !req
665. You know, when I told you
I loved you, at the motel,Copy !req
666. I meant it.Copy !req
667. I wanted you to know that.Copy !req
668. In case I don't get
another chance to tell you.Copy !req
669. I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
670. You really haven't fucked
anyone since JFK?Copy !req
671. My God, Larry!Copy !req
672. Now that I think of it,Copy !req
673. there is a relationship
I want to tell you about.Copy !req
674. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
675. It's not a traditional relationship,
per se, but...Copy !req
676. There's something inside me.Copy !req
677. I wouldn't say we're friends.Copy !req
678. But...Copy !req
679. there's definitely a connection there.Copy !req
680. For years, I didn't knowCopy !req
681. what it was, or what it wanted.Copy !req
682. But now, I think I might.Copy !req
683. Hey...Copy !req
684. Sleep well, my friend.Copy !req
685. Thank you.Copy !req
686. I'll be with you in a sec.Copy !req
687. Hello, Victor.Copy !req
688. Darren Jones.Copy !req
689. I greatly enjoyed our meeting
on Danny the Street,Copy !req
690. but I thought this time,
we'd get together on my turf.Copy !req
691. Welcome to the Ant Farm.Copy !req