1. Previously on Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. Caulder!Copy !req
3. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
4. Name's Kipling.Copy !req
5. He is an established Chaos Magician,Copy !req
6. which explains some
of the weird stuff we've seen so far.Copy !req
7. What's the Cult of the Unwritten Book?Copy !req
8. Goddamn nightmare.Copy !req
9. The Book is being written as we speak.Copy !req
10. Once it's completed,
the Eye will be summoned.Copy !req
11. The Decreator.
And the world will be unmade.Copy !req
12. What is that?Copy !req
13. It's a door.Copy !req
14. Close the portal.
Close the portal!Copy !req
15. We saved the kid. What else is there?Copy !req
16. All we have to do is close
the bloody Gates to Nurnheim.Copy !req
17. What the hell is Nurnheim?Copy !req
18. Nurnheim sucks.Copy !req
19. Maybe the people in this house
can't save you.Copy !req
20. But can you at least let us try?Copy !req
21. What the hell
are you supposed to be?Copy !req
22. We are the Archons.
The high priests of Nurnheim.Copy !req
23. You're a fucking psychopath.Copy !req
24. You're nothing more than
an organ in a container.Copy !req
25. And you?Copy !req
26. Young Kay?Copy !req
27. Scared and wounded child.Copy !req
28. No, please.Copy !req
29. Elliot!Copy !req
30. We're too late.Copy !req
31. Fuck you, bastard!Copy !req
32. Motherfuck!Copy !req
33. Shit!Copy !req
34. - Careful, princess.
- You dykey spic.Copy !req
35. Get your fucking narc hands
off of me, you fucking fascists!Copy !req
36. Good to see you too, Jane!Copy !req
37. Where'd they find her this time?Copy !req
38. Up your mother's gaping asshole.Copy !req
39. Say that again?Copy !req
40. Your mother sucks cocks in hell.Copy !req
41. You're gonna rot in here, Jane...Copy !req
42. no matter how many times
you try to get away.Copy !req
43. Remember that.Copy !req
44. This is where scum like you... belong.Copy !req
45. You mean scum like us?Copy !req
46. Takes one to know one, right?Copy !req
47. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
48. Shut up, Jane! Shut up!Copy !req
49. See it there, the eye of God!Copy !req
50. Weeping angrily over the land
of Sodom and Gomorrah.Copy !req
51. He will reap this land,
he will pull the weeds and start again.Copy !req
52. This broken Earth will become
the new holy promised land.Copy !req
53. Finally, we will be free
of the two-legged blights,Copy !req
54. just as Cain was free from Abel.Copy !req
55. What he created for us
will be ours again!Copy !req
56. I'm out here in Cloverton,
where many have gatheredCopy !req
57. to witness a disturbing abnormality.Copy !req
58. As you can see, the eye...Copy !req
59. As you can see, the eye...Copy !req
60. Is it looking at me?Copy !req
61. Look at them quiver in fear.Copy !req
62. The rapture begins!Copy !req
63. And I, the thorn
growing in the wilderness,Copy !req
64. will flourish in their absence!Copy !req
65. What are you talking about?Copy !req
66. Cheese? Of course there will be
cheese in the promised land!Copy !req
67. You don't need people
for cheese, we can make cheese!Copy !req
68. How hard can it be?Copy !req
69. Isn't it just milk and fungus?Copy !req
70. I mean,
the ancient Egyptians figured it out.Copy !req
71. You take that back!Copy !req
72. It is going to happen this time.Copy !req
73. I know it will.Copy !req
74. No one can stop the will of God!Copy !req
75. How do we stop this?Copy !req
76. I told you, there's no way.Copy !req
77. Once the Decreator's been summoned,
that's it, it's over.Copy !req
78. We could've stopped him.Copy !req
79. You tried to kill me.Copy !req
80. I tried to save the bloody planet!Copy !req
81. Why can't you get that
through your stupid programming?Copy !req
82. Rita, where are you going?Copy !req
83. I need to find Elliot.Copy !req
84. That thing in the sky...Copy !req
85. I promised to protect him, Larry.
I looked out for him.Copy !req
86. I wasn't a lousy bitch for once.Copy !req
87. Turns out a snake
can change her stripes.Copy !req
88. Tigers.Copy !req
89. What? It doesn't matter.Copy !req
90. I have to know if he's okay.Copy !req
91. For God's sakes, don't get yourself
raptured or anything.Copy !req
92. You know, all of this
could've been avoidedCopy !req
93. if you Halloween-costumes-
come-to-life had just done as I said.Copy !req
94. He's a boy.Copy !req
95. He's one boy.Copy !req
96. Versus seven-and-a-half billion people.Copy !req
97. All right. Now, how long do we have
until the world's...Copy !req
98. you know, gone?Copy !req
99. - Nineteen minutes.
- Really?Copy !req
100. I don't fucking know!Copy !req
101. Why don't you ask the fucking Eye that's
blinking everything out of existence?Copy !req
102. Fuck!Copy !req
103. Kay.
That is your name, isn't it?Copy !req
104. Aren't you a very small
and pretty thing?Copy !req
105. There's no need to be scared,
little thing.Copy !req
106. We are lucky.Copy !req
107. You... you're so lucky.Copy !req
108. You and your squishy friend.Copy !req
109. We are in the chosen place,Copy !req
110. a special vantage point to watch from
as the world disappears...Copy !req
111. bit by bit,Copy !req
112. person by person, home by home.Copy !req
113. Nurnheim...Copy !req
114. will be the last vestige
looked upon by the Eye.Copy !req
115. It's a very good day.Copy !req
116. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
117. I don't want to be Kay anymore.Copy !req
118. Very few of us want
to be what we are.Copy !req
119. I think I had a little thing
like you once.Copy !req
120. But I don't remember.Copy !req
121. That must be a gift from the Eye.Copy !req
122. Oh.Copy !req
123. What peace nothingness brings.Copy !req
124. No, no, no.
I wasn't just a...Copy !req
125. I'm not a fucking brain.Copy !req
126. But you're not a brain anymore.Copy !req
127. She changed you back.Copy !req
128. So, that's something.Copy !req
129. Screw this. Screw it. Screw this.Copy !req
130. Goddamn place
and this fucking snow and fucking...Copy !req
131. Fuck!Copy !req
132. What the fuck?Copy !req
133. What the fuck?Copy !req
134. They've really gone
and done it this time, Niles.Copy !req
135. Can't your children
be trusted with anything?Copy !req
136. The goddamned Decreator. No.Copy !req
137. No, this cannot be the end. I refuse.Copy !req
138. I haven't even been
in the last two episodes.Copy !req
139. We can stop it!Copy !req
140. It'll be difficult, but wholly possible.Copy !req
141. What do you know about this thing?Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. Just marveling at the moment
Mr. Nobody came to realizeCopy !req
144. his omniscience has limits.Copy !req
145. Be careful, Niles.Copy !req
146. It's just a little hop, skip and a jump
to the next test of your resolve.Copy !req
147. And then the world de-creates,
and you have nothing.Copy !req
148. We both have nothing.Copy !req
149. So, we should work quickly.Copy !req
150. The Decreator is a product of faith.Copy !req
151. Born from years upon years
of blind, unwavering belief.Copy !req
152. Faith like that can only
be fought with faith alike.Copy !req
153. So we build a religion.Copy !req
154. We're going to need a leader,Copy !req
155. someone charismatic enough
to enforce faith,Copy !req
156. and nurture the true believers.
This will take time.Copy !req
157. - History.
- Yes.Copy !req
158. Are you telling me I'm going
to have to comb throughCopy !req
159. a bunch of flashbacks?Copy !req
160. I know exactly who we need,
and exactly where to look.Copy !req
161. Jane.Copy !req
162. Jane.Copy !req
163. First, we need to find
a very specific version of her.Copy !req
164. And then we need to find
someone working in the past,Copy !req
165. and someone else working in the present.Copy !req
166. It's the only way.Copy !req
167. There isn't much time.Copy !req
168. Alas, poor Caulder.
Burdened with a father's fear.Copy !req
169. He begs for the ear
of his far superior nemesis.Copy !req
170. Will Mr. Nobody and the Chief
truly rally togetherCopy !req
171. for the salvation of the human race?Copy !req
172. Sure.Copy !req
173. Onward we go,Copy !req
174. into flashback number one,Copy !req
175. spiraling down the toilet of culture
into an uprising called "punk."Copy !req
176. There she is, our would-be messiah.Copy !req
177. But no.Copy !req
178. This isn't the Jane we need,
not exactly.Copy !req
179. 1976. Ooh, what's this?Copy !req
180. Could this be the moment Jane'sCopy !req
181. 64 personalities were given
their superpowers?Copy !req
182. The very moment?Copy !req
183. Blech, boring.Copy !req
184. Winter of 1978.Copy !req
185. This is the moment Jane first met
the pseudo family she never wanted.Copy !req
186. The first time she was given
a real home to live inCopy !req
187. that didn't have the pungent smell
of 409 and piss hanging in the air.Copy !req
188. Hello, I'm Rita Farr.Copy !req
189. Something smells like dusty queefs.Copy !req
190. Oh, Jane.Copy !req
191. Dire, incorrigible Jane.Copy !req
192. This is all very entertaining, but sadly
not quite what we're looking for.Copy !req
193. A-ha! Here we are, 1977.Copy !req
194. Perfect. Just the right Jane,
not too soggy, not too stiff.Copy !req
195. I will behave.Copy !req
196. Things might look
a little grim right now, but trust me,Copy !req
197. you're about to bear witness
to the birth of a star.Copy !req
198. I will behave. It is my place to behave.
My privilege to be...Copy !req
199. Jane!Copy !req
200. I said to repeat.Copy !req
201. The therapy will not work
unless you repeat.Copy !req
202. I didn't fucking do it.Copy !req
203. Of course not.Copy !req
204. You didn't burn your quarters.Copy !req
205. And you definitely did not put your fist
through the day room television.Copy !req
206. Am I right?Copy !req
207. So, you're not fucking deaf, huh?Copy !req
208. You think you're a very
clever girl, don't you, Jane?Copy !req
209. We do not abide
smart-mouths or attitude.Copy !req
210. Not in my facility.Copy !req
211. I'm trying to help you.Copy !req
212. I want my patients to get better.
I want you to get better.Copy !req
213. But...Copy !req
214. If we can't do this here, together...Copy !req
215. I'll have no choice but to send you awayCopy !req
216. and have that very bad piece
of you cut out.Copy !req
217. We don't want that, do we?Copy !req
218. Fuck you.Copy !req
219. Let's try a different avenue.Copy !req
220. You're not listening to me,
I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
221. Tell me about Kay Challis.Copy !req
222. Oh...Copy !req
223. Have I found your off switch?Copy !req
224. Your papers,
your real papers came in today.Copy !req
225. Tell me, when did Kay become Jane?Copy !req
226. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
227. Well, then,
perhaps the better question is,Copy !req
228. how did Kay become Jane?Copy !req
229. I bet it was when you were very small.Copy !req
230. When the world was very big,
and filled with monsters.Copy !req
231. Tell me.Copy !req
232. Did your monster have a name, Kay?Copy !req
233. Did yours?Copy !req
234. Was her name Mother?Copy !req
235. What?Copy !req
236. Acute narcissism and misogyny.Copy !req
237. You're a textbook example
for enduring familial abuse.Copy !req
238. Your hair...Copy !req
239. Your eyes...Copy !req
240. Deflection is a sign of insecurity.Copy !req
241. Do you feel insecure, Dr. Bertrand?Copy !req
242. - Yes.
- Very insecure.Copy !req
243. Ever since that day in the locker roomCopy !req
244. when you realized you were
very under-developed for a teenage boy.Copy !req
245. You can still hear them
laughing at you, can't you?Copy !req
246. The way your mother laughed at you
when you went crying into her arms.Copy !req
247. What did she call you, Dr. Bertrand?Copy !req
248. Teenie Weenie Peenie.Copy !req
249. So much self-loathing.Copy !req
250. How do you live with yourself?Copy !req
251. There's that feeling again.Copy !req
252. It's there, isn't it?Copy !req
253. Growing into an impulse.Copy !req
254. Yes.Copy !req
255. The one that makes you want
to take that pen in your hand,Copy !req
256. and jam it into your eye.Copy !req
257. Over and over again.Copy !req
258. Yes.Copy !req
259. Go on, Doctor.Copy !req
260. You're finally free of your mother.Copy !req
261. Free to act as you like.Copy !req
262. That is your hand, your pen...Copy !req
263. And you can jam it in your eye
as many times as you like.Copy !req
264. Yes.Copy !req
265. Your methods may be ungainly,
Dr. Bertrand.Copy !req
266. But your diagnoses does have its truths.Copy !req
267. Once upon a time, my world was
big and filled with monsters.Copy !req
268. But now, the world is small...Copy !req
269. and I am the monster.Copy !req
270. Well, actually, I'm the monster.Copy !req
271. But we'll work on that.Copy !req
272. Brava, Dr. Harrison, brava.Copy !req
273. Aren't you a marvelous specimen?Copy !req
274. So much grit, so much drama.Copy !req
275. Suddenly, her restraints came undone.Copy !req
276. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
277. Me?
I'm the burning bush in the desert,Copy !req
278. the filicidal presence
on the mountain peak,Copy !req
279. the voice in Noah's head that made him
fill a boat with animals two-by-two.Copy !req
280. Come, Dr. Harrison.
We have a world to save.Copy !req
281. I don't think that's going to work.Copy !req
282. This is not my fucking life.Copy !req
283. I didn't turn into a robot
who turned into a brainCopy !req
284. who gets trapped in a snow globeCopy !req
285. with the most useless
fucking person in the world!Copy !req
286. This is not my fucking life!Copy !req
287. Shut up.Copy !req
288. You think...Copy !req
289. This...Copy !req
290. isn't what I wanted for my life, either.Copy !req
291. You think I want to be stuck
in here with a brute?Copy !req
292. I'm sorry.Copy !req
293. You think just because
I'm one of the other personalities,Copy !req
294. I don't have feelings?Copy !req
295. Jane isn't the only one with hopes,
and dreams, and emotions.Copy !req
296. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...Copy !req
297. I just...Copy !req
298. If this is really
about to go to hell, then...Copy !req
299. I just want to spend
my last moments with her.Copy !req
300. Well, tough shit, asswipe!Copy !req
301. We're not a fucking menu, and you
don't get to make fucking orders!Copy !req
302. Elliot!Copy !req
303. Oh, Elliot...Copy !req
304. my God, look at you.Copy !req
305. It's different than I imagined.Copy !req
306. I sort of pictured it to be all black.Copy !req
307. A black hole made out of dark fire.Copy !req
308. More like Hades
in that book my mom got me for my...Copy !req
309. for my birthday.Copy !req
310. They say when you get to Hell,
Persephone greets you.Copy !req
311. She forgives you, she walks with you.Copy !req
312. Do you think that's true?Copy !req
313. I know that look.Copy !req
314. - It's not your fault, Elliot.
- Hmm.Copy !req
315. Of course, it is.
Everyone's going to die because of me.Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. You should've let me die.Copy !req
318. I don't know
what I should've done.Copy !req
319. I've never had to save
the goddamn world before.Copy !req
320. But I knew I wasn't going to
let someone else die for all of this.Copy !req
321. Maybe you haven't seen
the world, Elliot, but I have,Copy !req
322. and trust me, it's garbage.Copy !req
323. People lie and they hurt each other.Copy !req
324. And they wear these things
on their feet called Crocs.Copy !req
325. I went with my gut.Copy !req
326. And my gut says you deserve a break.Copy !req
327. We both do.Copy !req
328. So it's the end of the world.Copy !req
329. But we have time.Copy !req
330. We should do something.Copy !req
331. Something special.Copy !req
332. - Like what?
- Anything.Copy !req
333. What have you
always wanted to do?Copy !req
334. A place you've always wanted to see.Copy !req
335. Food you've always wanted
to taste, anything.Copy !req
336. Oh.Copy !req
337. Whatever it is, we'll do it.Copy !req
338. Oh, my God.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. So, now, you can walk?Copy !req
341. Mmm.Copy !req
342. You're not the Chief. You can't be.Copy !req
343. - I'm enough of him.
- What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
344. How did you get here
and what happened to Mr. Nobody?Copy !req
345. Don't ask him about Mr. Nobody.Copy !req
346. Or mention his name.Copy !req
347. Trust me. My favorite pumps were ruined.Copy !req
348. - Jesus, Niles. You're a mess.
- "A mess"?Copy !req
349. This is dangerous.Copy !req
350. What if he's a bomb
sent here by Mr. Nobody?Copy !req
351. Chief, you have to let us help you.
Tell us where...Copy !req
352. Please.Copy !req
353. The only booby-trap he laid
was the one in my esophagus.Copy !req
354. I promise you.Copy !req
355. I know this is hard to take in.Copy !req
356. And I can't imagine what you've been
going through for these last...Copy !req
357. forty-eight hours, but...Copy !req
358. We have a plan in motion.Copy !req
359. It's a bit wonky, but it will work.Copy !req
360. And it's the best we could come up with
under the circumstances.Copy !req
361. What do you mean, "we"?Copy !req
362. You're working together?Copy !req
363. - Wait, you and Mr...
- No!Copy !req
364. I had no choice.Copy !req
365. No need to explain.Copy !req
366. I'm done playing gooseberry.Copy !req
367. And unlike this collection
of limp dicks you've assembled,Copy !req
368. I am perfectly aware the apocalypse
makes for some very odd bedfellows.Copy !req
369. Survival and all that.Copy !req
370. Now, tell us what needs to be done.Copy !req
371. All you have to do
is stick to the script.Copy !req
372. There will be a boy born
with the words of an ancient languageCopy !req
373. sprouting on him through time.Copy !req
374. Once he's 18, the scripture on his skin
will be complete,Copy !req
375. and the cult that you foster,
my dear Dr. Harrison,Copy !req
376. will converge at his dwelling placeCopy !req
377. and chant the verses together in order
to conjure our grotesque messiah.Copy !req
378. The Re-Creator.Copy !req
379. "The Re-Creator?"Copy !req
380. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
381. You want to fight something
called the "Decreator"Copy !req
382. with something called the "Re-Creator"?Copy !req
383. So I'm no L. Ron Hubbard,
who has the time?Copy !req
384. That is some weak sauce, mister.Copy !req
385. Then take this as an opportunityCopy !req
386. to test your powers
of influence, Dr. Harrison.Copy !req
387. Are you up for the challenge?Copy !req
388. Fuck!Copy !req
389. - Who was that in the cathedral?
- Stop.Copy !req
390. Never seen her before.Copy !req
391. Kay, right? Is that her name?Copy !req
392. Shut your fucking hole!Copy !req
393. Jesus.Copy !req
394. I'm sorry.Copy !req
395. I just wanted to thank her.Copy !req
396. She cared enough
to pick me up when I was just a...Copy !req
397. a brain on the floor.Copy !req
398. You're never gonna talk to her
or about her ever again.Copy !req
399. God, can't we just ride out
the apocalypse without all this shit?Copy !req
400. I thought we had a good thing going.Copy !req
401. Two freaks on a yellow brick road
or something like that.Copy !req
402. I thought you knew me.Copy !req
403. No, you thought you knew me.Copy !req
404. Odd way to meet an old friend again.Copy !req
405. Standing on two legs,
working with the enemy.Copy !req
406. Surrounded by his menagerie.Copy !req
407. Aren't we creatures of odd?Copy !req
408. As I recall, the last time I saw you,Copy !req
409. you left me for dead
in a cavern in Istanbul.Copy !req
410. You wouldn't stop whining at me.Copy !req
411. Besides, I was in urgent need
of a drink.Copy !req
412. Good to see you haven't changed.Copy !req
413. So, are you sure about him?Copy !req
414. He who cannot be named.Copy !req
415. It's the only shot we've got.Copy !req
416. If all goes to plan,Copy !req
417. Baphomet will point us towards
the Rewritten Book.Copy !req
418. We find him,
and we summon the Re-Creator.Copy !req
419. Rewritten Book?Copy !req
420. So, another boy's going
to have to suffer?Copy !req
421. Don't be
so sentimental, sweetheart.Copy !req
422. It'll give you crow's feet.Copy !req
423. What is it now, Willou...Copy !req
424. Niles! Well, what a delightful surprise.Copy !req
425. Baphomet.Copy !req
426. How lovely to see you again.Copy !req
427. Mmm, there's that silky voice I miss.Copy !req
428. Like hot jam and honey.Copy !req
429. You really do turn
my trot into a gallop, Mr. Caulder.Copy !req
430. Oh, you're too kind.Copy !req
431. Are you two gonna get a stable or can we
get on with this Re-Creator business?Copy !req
432. Uh, Re-Creator?Copy !req
433. We're looking for the Rewritten Book.
Do you sense it?Copy !req
434. Rewritten?
Hmm, I don't see it.Copy !req
435. There is no such thing.Copy !req
436. And there your plan goes tits up.Copy !req
437. Give it time.Copy !req
438. Baphomet.Copy !req
439. Oui, Mr. Caulder?Copy !req
440. Would you mind trying again, please?Copy !req
441. Yes, you dumb
horse-head, look again.Copy !req
442. Because it's all happening, baby.Copy !req
443. Okay, Jane, I'm coming in.Copy !req
444. You better fucking handle yourself!Copy !req
445. Because if you don't,Copy !req
446. I'm gonna fucking knock
your goddamn lights out.Copy !req
447. You're so right.Copy !req
448. He hears your worries.Copy !req
449. He hears your distress.Copy !req
450. The Re-Creator?Copy !req
451. Dr. Harrison's gift
of super-powered charm and influenceCopy !req
452. made her a regular ol' Bonnie Nettles.Copy !req
453. Why are you swallowing
these pharmaceuticals?Copy !req
454. You know as well as I do that the only
true healing you need is the Re-Creator.Copy !req
455. The cult will help you find
your purpose.Copy !req
456. Your true calling.Copy !req
457. Isn't that what you always wanted?Copy !req
458. You know what you have to do.Copy !req
459. You know you have to spread
the word of the Re-Creator far and wide.Copy !req
460. Yes!Copy !req
461. You are worthy
of this lifelong dream of yours.Copy !req
462. - You can change the world!
- Yes!Copy !req
463. - You can save the world.
- Yes!Copy !req
464. Yes!Copy !req
465. Re-Creator!
Re-Creator! Re-Creator!Copy !req
466. This is a pretty good cult.Copy !req
467. Oh, yeah. Way better
than the last three I've been in.Copy !req
468. Re-Creator! Re-Creator!Copy !req
469. Re-Creator! Re-Creator!Copy !req
470. Let me help you.Copy !req
471. What does your father think of all this?Copy !req
472. He knows what he needs to know.Copy !req
473. You shouldn't have come here, Vic.Copy !req
474. I came here because of you.Copy !req
475. The only reason I got hurt
is 'cause of your friend.Copy !req
476. If I knew you had a habit
of working with the dark side,Copy !req
477. I would have been more careful
around him.Copy !req
478. You're being absurd.Copy !req
479. Because I have a moral compass?Copy !req
480. Willoughby and I are working together
to try and save this world...Copy !req
481. - Save the world, right, I got you.
- ... from destruction.Copy !req
482. So, suddenly, it's okay
to play both sides of the line?Copy !req
483. Work with the evil?Copy !req
484. You are so far up your own ass.Copy !req
485. No! What?Copy !req
486. I know the difference.Copy !req
487. There's good and there's evil.Copy !req
488. I know which side I want to be on.Copy !req
489. Man, not so long ago,
a smart man once told me,Copy !req
490. "You need to hold on
to who Vic Stone is."Copy !req
491. That's who I am. That's where I stand.Copy !req
492. Then I'm sorry I don't live up
to your expectations.Copy !req
493. I don't know why I care.Copy !req
494. You're not even you right now.Copy !req
495. Hey,
have you ever heard of Nurnheim?Copy !req
496. Of course. Why?Copy !req
497. Willoughby sent Jane and Cliff to
Barcelona to find the Gates to Nurnheim.Copy !req
498. What? Why would he do
such a foolish thing?Copy !req
499. 'Cause they bloody well
insisted, that's why.Copy !req
500. - You're a bloody fool, Kipling.
- What is that?Copy !req
501. There it is. Stolen from me.
Like everything else around here.Copy !req
502. That's Nurnheim?Copy !req
503. Never mind. Baphomet found it, Niles.Copy !req
504. So, whatever scheme you and that
abomination cooked up is working.Copy !req
505. The Rewritten Book exists,
and it's not far from here.Copy !req
506. Let's go.Copy !req
507. Come on.Copy !req
508. Why am I always the one
doing your grunt work, Niles?Copy !req
509. There's brains
and there's brawn, Willoughby.Copy !req
510. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
511. The Spirit.Copy !req
512. It let the first Unwritten Book go.Copy !req
513. It put the boy in harm's way.Copy !req
514. Not that it mattered in the end.Copy !req
515. But whatever I do, it always finds a
way to hurt me, punish me.Copy !req
516. What makes you think it's punishing you?Copy !req
517. I saw the tape of you and the machine.Copy !req
518. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
519. I didn't think you were ready.Copy !req
520. Larry...Copy !req
521. the Spirit only feels tortured
because you torture yourself.Copy !req
522. Hearing it say that, it sounded so...Copy !req
523. true.Copy !req
524. I feel like everyone I've ever gotten
close to has felt that way.Copy !req
525. - Tortured.
- Larry...Copy !req
526. That name. My name.Copy !req
527. Sounds so long ago.Copy !req
528. So foreign.Copy !req
529. Strange.Copy !req
530. Sometimes, I wonder if
Larry Trainor died years agoCopy !req
531. and this is some fucked-up afterlife.Copy !req
532. Other times, I think I am
the fucked-up afterlife.Copy !req
533. Dragging everyone into
my own personal shit-storm hell.Copy !req
534. That's what I see, you know,
every time the Spirit leaves me.Copy !req
535. I see everyone I've ever loved...Copy !req
536. burning.Copy !req
537. Because of me.Copy !req
538. Have you ever tried
communicating this to the Spirit?Copy !req
539. It's a lot more sensitive and powerful
than you might think.Copy !req
540. Perhaps you should give it a try.Copy !req
541. - What are you doing?
- Be quiet.Copy !req
542. Calm down, please.Copy !req
543. - Help!
- Hold him still.Copy !req
544. Hurry up. He smells
like a dolly grip on a hot day.Copy !req
545. Right.Copy !req
546. "Peace and love."Copy !req
547. "Ass is life." Flip him over!Copy !req
548. Nah, this isn't a written book.Copy !req
549. It's a douchebag.Copy !req
550. I should probably explain.Copy !req
551. You see, it turns out
the psychiatric patientsCopy !req
552. have a flair for the creative.Copy !req
553. Who would have known?Copy !req
554. When the Decreator appears in the sky,Copy !req
555. you will know it is time
to call upon the Re-Creator.Copy !req
556. In order to do so, a boy,
known as the Rewritten Book,Copy !req
557. covered in ancient script, must be read.Copy !req
558. Does it have to be a boy?Copy !req
559. I also have an issue with the overt
use of male-gender pronounsCopy !req
560. in this exercise.Copy !req
561. Gloria Steinem over here.Copy !req
562. Suck a tailpipe, Marilyn.Copy !req
563. How about a dog instead of a boy?Copy !req
564. I like dogs.Copy !req
565. You hear that?Copy !req
566. And what's with the words
being visible all the time?Copy !req
567. Isn't that a dead giveaway
to anyone who might be hunting the Book?Copy !req
568. Yeah, the words should be invisible.Copy !req
569. If I had something that was
gonna stop the world from ending,Copy !req
570. I'd want to hide it.
You know, from bad guys.Copy !req
571. That's good logic.Copy !req
572. But if no one will be able
to read the words, then I don't see...Copy !req
573. I know. What if there's a bell?Copy !req
574. And then you ring it.Copy !req
575. And then the writing appears.Copy !req
576. Marilyn.Copy !req
577. You are brilliant.Copy !req
578. When the time comes,
you will be my chosen one.Copy !req
579. You will be the one to come find me,Copy !req
580. to remind me of what must be done.Copy !req
581. Yes, Dr. Harrison
was a perfect creature.Copy !req
582. Except, of course, for one
small hitch in her personality.Copy !req
583. What do you want your
other followers to do?Copy !req
584. Yeah.Copy !req
585. She was utterly
and marvelously insane.Copy !req
586. Dance.Copy !req
587. Dance.Copy !req
588. Like there's a giant eye in the sky
watching you.Copy !req
589. Is this part of the plan?Copy !req
590. I think something's supposed to happen.Copy !req
591. What the fuck?Copy !req
592. Chief?Copy !req
593. We gotta go.Copy !req
594. Holy cannoli.Copy !req
595. We're not in Jersey anymore.Copy !req
596. Dr. Harrison, it's me!Copy !req
597. Now, I know what you're gonna say.Copy !req
598. I haven't changed one bit.Copy !req
599. Chock it up to tomato pie
and a pack a day.Copy !req
600. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
601. Marilyn, from Corpus Sanatorium.Copy !req
602. Nah, I think you're mistaken, lady.Copy !req
603. Honey, I just traveled
all the way from Jersey to Barcelona,Copy !req
604. cut open a priest, climbed inside him,
and landed in a snow globe.Copy !req
605. And now I'm standing here
talking to a freaking robot man.Copy !req
606. I don't think I'm mistaken.Copy !req
607. Sweetie, I'm here because
you wanted me to be.Copy !req
608. You gave me purpose when I needed it.Copy !req
609. Now, the world needs you...Copy !req
610. to ring that bell over there.Copy !req
611. It's time, sweetie.Copy !req
612. Marilyn.Copy !req
613. - Good to see you.
- Oh, my love.Copy !req
614. Oh, shit.Copy !req
615. Go. I got this.Copy !req
616. You! What have you done?Copy !req
617. Well, looky here.Copy !req
618. I didn't know the circus
was coming to town.Copy !req
619. And you got
all the clowns with you, huh?Copy !req
620. So, uh, come on.Copy !req
621. You gonna show me a show or what?Copy !req
622. What's going on?Copy !req
623. I don't know.
You're the one with the plan.Copy !req
624. It's getting faster.Copy !req
625. How dare you intervene
with the vision of the Decreator?Copy !req
626. You think that you can spit
in the face of God!Copy !req
627. Lady, the only god
I worship is Springsteen.Copy !req
628. And I've spat in his face twice.Copy !req
629. Viva la Re-Creator!Copy !req
630. Holy shit!Copy !req
631. What the hell is that?Copy !req
632. My God!Copy !req
633. You fucking legend.Copy !req
634. The Re-Creator!Copy !req
635. What's going on?Copy !req
636. I think it's a staring contest.Copy !req
637. By the skin of our teeth.Copy !req
638. As always.Copy !req
639. I'd like to help you
with this Nobody business,Copy !req
640. but, uh, then I'd have to admit
that I like you.Copy !req
641. Heaven forbid.Copy !req
642. Ah.Copy !req
643. May we never meet again.Copy !req
644. Likewise, old friend.Copy !req
645. The boy, Elliot...Copy !req
646. do you think he's back?Copy !req
647. There's a chance, right?Copy !req
648. You astound me, Rita.Copy !req
649. Go.Copy !req
650. Don't you dare return to them.Copy !req
651. Go.Copy !req
652. It's best she's not here.Copy !req
653. Saying goodbye to you all
is going to be hard enough.Copy !req
654. Mmm-mmm, no. Ain't no way
I'm letting them take you again.Copy !req
655. A deal's a deal, Vic.Copy !req
656. Chief! What the hell?Copy !req
657. Jane.Copy !req
658. It was a touching scene.Copy !req
659. Chief and Jane together again.Copy !req
660. But, alas, our fun little romp
must come to an end.Copy !req
661. Come on, Niles, make it snappy.Copy !req
662. Let's not turn this two-parter
into a trilogy.Copy !req
663. You want him?Copy !req
664. Come and get him.Copy !req
665. Time moved slowly.Copy !req
666. You told me I could say goodbye!Copy !req
667. The kid took out a gun.Copy !req
668. Please.Copy !req
669. You promised you wouldn't hurt them.Copy !req
670. Oh, I promise, Niles,
I won't hurt them.Copy !req
671. No!Copy !req
672. There he was.
Daddy's favorite science project,Copy !req
673. resolute to do anything
he could to save the Chief.Copy !req
674. But Cyborg didn't even realize
he'd left his arm cannon charging.Copy !req
675. Goodbye, Victor Stone.Copy !req
676. Oh, shit. Shit!Copy !req
677. Vic.Copy !req
678. Shit. Shit. No.Copy !req
679. No, no, no!Copy !req
680. Holy shit!Copy !req
681. - What is that?
- Oh, don't! It's an emergency trigger!Copy !req
682. It rebuilds, it fixes damage...
with cybernetics.Copy !req
683. Good. So I just push it?Copy !req
684. No, no, no. Don't!
If you press it, my dad...Copy !req
685. - What?
- It'll send an SOS.Copy !req
686. You can't just sit here like this.Copy !req
687. Back up off me!
I'll figure it out.Copy !req
688. What do we do?
Tell us what you want us to do.Copy !req
689. Sorry, bud. This is for your own good.Copy !req
690. Cliff, stop!Copy !req
691. Fuck what he said. He needs help.Copy !req
692. Grid, no! No, stop! Stop! Grid, stop!Copy !req
693. Ow.Copy !req
694. A butterfly
beats its wings in the Amazon.Copy !req
695. And a hurricane brews in the Atlantic.Copy !req
696. Millions of poor die
in the eastern reaches of Asia.Copy !req
697. The destruction
inspires a future leader, dictator...Copy !req
698. mass murderer.Copy !req
699. Sheryl...Copy !req
700. What have you done, Larry?
What have you done?Copy !req
701. Chaos theory is beautiful,
but so slow.Copy !req
702. So, so slow.Copy !req
703. I guess it's up to me
to step on the gas.Copy !req
704. Again!Copy !req
705. Where are you taking me?
It's past lights-out.Copy !req
706. As I mentioned previously, Jane,
if you continue to get worse,Copy !req
707. drastic action would be taken,
and here we are.Copy !req
708. At wit's end. So to speak.Copy !req
709. An ice-pick death.Copy !req
710. Some of the doctors call it that.Copy !req
711. I guess that's more poetic
than prefrontal leucotomy.Copy !req
712. Well, that doesn't surprise me.Copy !req
713. It is what you do,
isn't it, Dr. Bertrand?Copy !req
714. Give up.Copy !req
715. I do wish I could hear
what it is you're saying.Copy !req
716. But we all know how dangerous
that can be, so...Copy !req
717. Oh, but don't worry.Copy !req
718. I'm sure we'll have more entertaining
conversations when you return.Copy !req
719. However, I think they will
probably be a little more one-sided.Copy !req
720. Enjoy your trip.Copy !req
721. You're a coward!
You're a coward!Copy !req
722. - Come on!
- You're a coward!Copy !req
723. Get in the van, Jane.Copy !req
724. Don't worry, they're only gonna take
one little piece out.Copy !req
725. You'll be back here in no time.Copy !req
726. Eating pudding and pissing
yourself in the day room.Copy !req
727. Right where you belong.Copy !req
728. You're a failure. You're nothing.Copy !req
729. You'll always be nothing,
just as Daddy always said.Copy !req
730. Shit!Copy !req
731. Shit.Copy !req
732. Lovely evening, isn't it?Copy !req
733. Now, who...Copy !req
734. do I have the honor of meeting tonight?Copy !req
735. You must be very proud of yourself.Copy !req
736. A cog in the engine of barbaric
psycho-science practices.Copy !req
737. Ah, Dr. Harrison,Copy !req
738. if you look under the bench
on your right-hand side,Copy !req
739. you'll find a key for your restraints.Copy !req
740. And one more thing.Copy !req
741. Your wristband.Copy !req
742. Look, I'm sorry,
you'll have to come up here.Copy !req
743. I can't move very well.Copy !req
744. Who are you?Copy !req
745. Niles.Copy !req
746. I'm taking you to a safe place,
a place to heal.Copy !req
747. I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
748. You're never going to wear
one of these ever again.Copy !req
749. Now, settle down.Copy !req
750. We have quite a ride ahead of us.Copy !req
751. Dare I say, he seems nice.Copy !req
752. Please!Copy !req
753. I have one more task
for you, Dr. Harrison.Copy !req
754. What is it?Copy !req
755. Once the whole
Decreator fiasco is over with,Copy !req
756. I need you to look for something.Copy !req
757. A small whispering thought
will come to youCopy !req
758. once the apocalypse
has been neutralized.Copy !req
759. A flicker of a name.Copy !req
760. What do you need me to look for?Copy !req
761. What the fuck is the Doom Patrol?Copy !req