1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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2. I'm staying here
until I find Niles Caulder.
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3. You've been here a day,
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4. palling around with a bunch
of inept circus freaks.
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5. Who died
and made you team leader?
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6. We're not heroes.
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7. We're the ones who don't do anything.
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8. You're a chickenshit.
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9. You're right.
I am afraid to look for Niles.
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10. What do you want from me?
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11. But ever since you decided to live
inside my body,
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12. my life has been a nightmare.
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13. I had everything,
and you fucked it all up!
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14. You fucked it all up.
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15. Tell me, Jane.
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16. Are you not the core persona
inside your little menagerie,
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17. to your inner demons?
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18. You are one of many personalities
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19. trapped within a single body.
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20. Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.
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21. Oh, God. What did I do?
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22. - I'm sorry.
- Don't.
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23. Happy birthday to you
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24. Happy birthday to you
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25. Happy birthday, dear Elliot
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26. Happy birthday to you
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27. - Uh-uh.
- Oh, right. Sorry.
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28. In the beginning, there was the light.
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29. And the light created a shadow.
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30. And the shadow was good.
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31. In the beginning...
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32. there was the light.
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33. And the light created a shadow.
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34. And the shadow was good.
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35. - Mom?
- Yes, dear.
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36. When do I get to save the world?
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37. Soon.
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38. When the Book is finished,
all will be clear.
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39. Isn't that right, honey?
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40. Where's the happy birthday boy?
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41. There you are.
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42. - I baked your favorite.
- Wow.
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43. Oh, fudge. I forgot the knife.
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44. Run!
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45. You're not here to save the world, son.
You're here to end it.
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46. You're not the savior. You need to...
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47. Whoopsie daisy.
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48. That was a close one.
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49. Today is the day, Elliot.
The Book is complete.
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50. It's your day to save the world.
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51. It's going to be fantastic!
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52. Sweetie...
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53. Come back down.
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54. This cake isn't gonna eat itself.
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55. Elliot...
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56. You get down here
and you eat this fucking cake, Elliot!
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57. The past few days
I've had the sinking feeling
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58. the Cult of the Unwritten Book
was active again.
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59. Feels different this time.
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60. Like the bastards
might actually pull it off.
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61. Signs are bloody everywhere,
if you know where to look.
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62. "Who killed Cock Robin?
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63. 'I, ' said the sparrow,
'with my bow and arrow.'
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64. 'I, ' said the fly, 'with my little eye,
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65. I saw him die.'
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66. 'Who'll dig his grave?'
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67. 'I, ' said the crow.
'For I will bury him..."'
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68. Shit! "'... where only death can grow!"'
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69. Daddy...
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70. Can I nap with you?
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71. Of course you can. Come here.
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72. What the fuck?
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73. Hey, Jane. I didn't... Wait.
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74. Don't fucking touch me!
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75. - Don't talk to me!
- Okay. Okay, Jane.
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76. I'm not Jane. I'm fucking Hammerhead!
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77. And your wife,
Sheryl. How did you meet her?
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78. Bishop John Carroll High School.
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79. Class of '46.
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80. We were high school sweethearts.
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81. And when did you meet
Staff Sergeant John Bowers?
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82. - Excuse me?
- John Bowers.
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83. He was your mechanic.
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84. Fuck you.
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85. What happened last night?
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86. Why was Jane in my room?
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87. - I told you not to talk to me.
- And I hear you.
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88. But can you at least tell me
why Jane was in my room?
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89. That wasn't Jane.
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90. Jane's taking a time-out.
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91. That was Baby Doll
and she fucked up, too.
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92. That's why I'm here.
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93. Did I do something wrong?
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94. - You think?
- What? What did I do?
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95. Paraguay.
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96. Paraguay? What about Paraguay?
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97. I'm not your therapist.
You figure it out.
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98. Huh?
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99. Just to get us up-to-date
on the Chief's possible whereabouts,
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100. there are 37 known dimensions
in the universe.
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101. As you can see, I've mapped them.
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102. Our challenge as a team
is to pinpoint...
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103. - Yes?
- We're not a team.
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104. You keep saying we're a team.
We're not a team.
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105. You wanna find the Chief, don't you?
I know I do.
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106. Larry? Cliff? What about you?
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107. Do you wanna find the Chief?
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108. - Sure.
- Sure.
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109. See?
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110. A group of people...
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111. A common goal.
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112. Looks like a team to me.
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113. Yeah...
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114. - Where's Rita?
- I'm right here.
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115. I guess my invite
got stuck at Western Union,
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116. or is this what passes
as a cold shoulder nowadays?
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117. Neither.
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118. It's a meeting about where we stand
in search for the Chief.
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119. Apparently, there's 37 dimensions.
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120. I see that, yes.
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121. Rita, you're welcome to sit in
if you want,
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122. but I just figured,
given our conversation,
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123. you'd probably wanna sit this one out.
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124. You know, not being into it and all.
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125. But I'm sure we can think of something
for you to do if you want.
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126. Where was I?
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127. - If we look at the fundamentals...
- Oh, Jesus, fuck.
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128. at the subatomic level
and the atomic level...
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129. Thanks for standing up for a gal, Larry.
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130. Remind me never to count on you
for anything.
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131. Not in the mood, Rita.
Not today.
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132. Of course not. You're on his side.
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133. Oh, oh, right. You want me to pretend
Vic was lying about you.
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134. Just try supporting me for once.
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135. Jane has Cliff. Who do I get?
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136. You think I have a choice?
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137. This thing inside me
wants to be involved.
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138. - Just...
- Caulder!
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139. Who is that?
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140. Caulder! You old cunt.
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141. Where the hell are you?
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142. The Cult of the Unwritten Book's
on the march.
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143. Excuse me, sir.
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144. - Caulder!
- Sir!
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145. Niles Caulder isn't here.
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146. Then where the hell is he?
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147. We don't know where he is,
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148. or for that matter, when he'll be back.
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149. But, if you'd like to leave a message,
maybe tell us who you are...
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150. A message? Sure.
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151. How's this? "Dear Caulder, you wanker,
I need my penny you nicked.
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152. 'Cause the world's about to
fucking end. Again.
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153. Signed, 'Your old pal, Kip."'
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154. That's your name? "Kip?"
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155. Name's Kipling. Willoughby Kipling.
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156. Knights Templar,
in case you're wondering.
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157. Don't suppose that means anything
to either of you.
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158. I'm very big in the world of,
shall we say, international strangeness.
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159. So go ahead. Check me out.
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160. In the meantime, I'll be
in that bag of goat shit's office.
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161. Saving the world.
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162. So Caulder never told any of you freaks
about the Cult of the Unwritten Book?
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163. The who of the what?
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164. What's the Cult of the Unwritten Book?
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165. Goddamn nightmare, for starters.
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166. They're hellbent on bringing out
the destruction of the world.
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167. The Book, which they believe
to be the word of God,
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168. is being written as we speak.
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169. Once it's completed,
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170. the Cult will attempt to read it.
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171. If successful, the Eye will be summoned.
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172. The Decreator.
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173. And the world will be unmade.
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174. Who is this guy?
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175. Is he someone's uncle?
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176. There you are.
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177. Little Sisters of our Lady of the Razor
paid me a visit this morning.
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178. Nuns.
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179. A straight razor in each hand.
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180. Cut through walls.
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181. Doesn't take a rocket scientist
to know it's a sign.
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182. Book is close to being finished.
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183. Hmm.
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184. So...
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185. We need to find the Book
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186. before the Cult finds him.
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187. Wait. What do you mean "him"?
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188. - Yeah. The Book's a person.
- That makes no sense.
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189. And where's this Book?
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190. Baphomet will tell us.
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191. Who?
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192. The Oracle. She's coming.
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193. Is anything gonna
make sense today?
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194. - What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
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195. After nine days
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196. They let the horse run free
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197. Because the Book was nearly complete
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198. There is a mommy and daddy
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199. Ready and happy for Elliot
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200. To be the one
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201. In the suburb of Salt Lake
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202. In the family of Patterson
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203. And the Gates are opening wide
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204. To the city of Nurnheim
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205. No matter how hard you try
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206. Time is not on your side
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207. Because I've been to
The desert on a horse with no name
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208. I say fuck that Limey
and the horse head he rode in on.
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209. She's not wrong.
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210. Some Mr. Bean guy
comes in off the street
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211. and we abandon the search for the Chief?
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212. Exactly. We're no superheroes.
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213. No one's forcing you
to be a part of this.
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214. We know where you stand.
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215. Does his story check out?
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216. Ish. He is a member
of the Knights Templar.
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217. And an established Chaos Magician,
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218. which explains some of the weird stuff
we've seen so far.
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219. But there are a few gaps in his past.
And some shadows.
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220. And we're supposed to just believe
drunk David Copperfield
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221. that the world's gonna end?
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222. Look, I don't know
if I trust Kipling,
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223. but I believe the horse head.
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224. Oh, keep chatting. Take your time.
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225. It's not as though we're trying to
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226. halt the apocalypse or anything.
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227. You believe a blue horse head.
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228. I do.
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229. I just don't understand
anything anymore.
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230. We're in.
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231. Glad you could fit it in your schedule.
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232. What is that?
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233. What's it look like,
metal tits?
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234. It's a door.
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235. Go through it
and you find the Book, Elliot.
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236. So you smoke a couple of cancer sticks
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237. and suddenly you can
open a door to anywhere?
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238. You think that's tobacco?
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239. Fuck it. Let's party.
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240. Wait!
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241. Ugh. What on Earth was that?
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242. Two grams of Michelangelo's ashes.
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243. You are not well.
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244. - Close the portal.
- Close the portal.
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245. Close the portal!
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246. - You give me back my Book!
- Fuck off, shitbird!
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247. Dear God.
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248. Let go of me.
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249. It's a cloaking spell.
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250. Hides him from the Cult.
Buys us time to complete the job.
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251. We saved the kid.
What else is there?
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252. - And now we kill him.
- No, let me go!
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253. - And burn him.
- No way. Not happening.
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254. - No!
- We do not kill kids.
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255. Or burn books. He's both.
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256. Folks, now is not the time
to start throwing spanners.
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257. If he gets read,
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258. it's Katy bar the bloody door.
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259. Then we stop him from being read.
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260. - There has to be another way.
- Yeah, sure.
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261. It's easy. All we have to do
is close the bloody Gates to Nurnheim.
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262. And after that we can cure cancer.
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263. What the hell is Nurnheim?
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264. Nurnheim is the ghost of a city
destroyed centuries ago.
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265. The Cult who's trying to read him,
that's where they come from.
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266. Okay. So we close the Gate.
How hard could it be?
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267. The Gate's not a gate.
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268. It's a stigmata on a person
on the hands.
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269. And as the Gates open,
more assassins are unleashed.
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270. Assassins?
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271. Yeah, and I don't mean MILFs
with cleavers. Look...
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272. The only way to close the Gates
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273. is to find the person with the stigmata
and sew the wound shut.
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274. Any of you know how to sew?
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275. Oh. Suddenly I'm useful.
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276. To fight assassins. Of course.
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277. I can knit.
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278. I knit, okay?
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279. Dental floss?
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280. Janis Joplin's dental floss.
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281. The strongest known
spiritual thread in the world,
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282. the only thing powerful enough
to sew the Gates shut.
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283. Now, listen closely.
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284. Don't be idiots. Don't fart around.
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285. Just close the Gates.
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286. I'm going with Hammerhead.
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287. This place will be
crawling with assassins.
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288. I should go.
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289. Okay,
except I'm going with Hammerhead.
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290. Okay. Cliff goes with Hammerhead.
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291. The rest of us will stay here
and protect the kid.
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292. Exactly where are these Gates?
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293. Good question.
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294. This will tell us where.
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295. Fuck it all. My last piece.
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296. - Chewing gum?
- "Knowing gum."
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297. It'll give me the answer.
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298. Where can we find the Gates of Nurnheim?
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299. Oh. He swallowed it.
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300. Was that on purpose?
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301. That never digests, you know.
It's in there forever now.
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302. Got it.
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303. Thank you, Flit.
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304. Okay, Hammerhead.
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305. Before the world ends,
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306. you mind telling me
what put me on your shit list?
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307. And what the hell "Paraguay" means?
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308. - Fuck!
- What?
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309. If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
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310. Sure.
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311. Paraguay was an eye-opener.
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312. All that carnage, the blood.
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313. You had Jane conned pretty good,
but I know better.
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314. Cliff, you're a fucking monster.
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315. You're just another bundle
of toxic masculinity.
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316. Wow. That's rich
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317. coming from someone
who calls themself "Hammerhead."
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318. I've seen you in action.
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319. You're every bit as aggressive as I am.
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320. The difference is I exist for a reason.
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321. What the fuck is your excuse?
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322. We need to be prepared
in case they can't close the Gates.
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323. Or the magic cloaking doesn't work.
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324. This was never just about
relying on your magic.
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325. We're prepared to fight.
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326. I'll secure the perimeter and make sure
everything is locked up tight.
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327. Larry...
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328. Can you stay close to the kid
in case anything gets through us?
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329. Sure.
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330. I need hot sauce.
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331. Check the fridge upstairs.
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332. You think Larry is different from me?
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333. He'll be the first to tell you
he's no hero.
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334. - None of us are.
- I don't see it that way.
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335. You can't make us
into something we're not, Vic.
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336. No matter how much you have to prove...
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337. I'm not here to prove anything.
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338. Bullshit.
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339. You know what?
Maybe you're right.
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340. Maybe Larry's not a hero.
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341. But that thing inside him is.
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342. It might also be insane.
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343. Look at this fucking place.
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344. Hello?
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345. How many lives were wrecked here,
you think?
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346. In the shadows?
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347. Um...
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348. I'm a little too busy in my own slasher
flick here to get into all that now.
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349. Hello? Who's in there?
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350. Hey. Easy. Whoa, whoa, Padre.
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351. We're here to help stitch you up.
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352. Me llamo Cliff.
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353. Cliff. Well, that's all
the Spanish I got.
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354. Right. Let's keep it
short and sweet.
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355. All right. Hammerhead, you ready?
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356. Hammerhead?
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357. Hammerhead, help me close
this guy's stupid hand gate things!
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358. Right.
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359. Here.
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360. Let me help you, motherfucker!
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361. Just like you helped
all those people who trusted you!
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362. What the hell are you doing?
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363. She trusted you!
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364. I don't know what happened
to you, but this isn't about that.
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365. Fuck you!
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366. Wait! Wait!
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367. Oh, shit.
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368. Is this Nurnheim?
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369. Are we in goddamn Nurnheim?
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370. This isn't snow.
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371. You really shit the bed
on this one, didn't you?
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372. That fucknut magician gave us one job.
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373. To stop the end of the world. But, no,
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374. you had to kick the Gate wide open
and drag me with you!
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375. - I'm sorry, sir.
- Wait. Which one are you?
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376. Penny Farthing, sir.
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377. Please don't hurt me, sir.
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378. Where's Hammerhead?
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379. I'm stuck in Nurnheim
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380. and I don't even get to
yell at Hammerhead?
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381. I'm sorry, sir.
Hammerhead has been relieved.
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382. The church was too provocative.
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383. God damn it!
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384. You feel like
we've seen this place before?
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385. No, sir. I'm sorry.
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386. Say you're sorry one more time.
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387. Interlopers!
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388. You have no business here.
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389. That is technically true.
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390. You will come with us.
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391. All right.
Penny, you ready to fight?
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392. Yes, sir.
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393. Seriously?
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394. Okay, you know
you fucked all the way up now.
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395. You're pissing me off
even more than she did.
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396. Ow!
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397. Nurnheim sucks.
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398. Evol, evol em od
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399. Uoy wonk I evol uoy
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400. Ll'I syawla eb eurt
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401. Os esaelp, evol em od.
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402. What are you doing?
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403. Nothing guards a threshold
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404. like a rosary that's been
enchanted and spiced.
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405. And one on each door.
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406. If they can get through that,
grab the kid,
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407. well, fuck it all.
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408. World's meant to end.
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409. That incantation...
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410. "Love Me Do."
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411. Or a reasonable facsimile.
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412. "A Hard Day's Night" is much stronger,
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413. but I can never remember the words.
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414. Don't question the magic.
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415. Worked well for us so far, hasn't it?
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416. I'm sorry. You really think
this is gonna save me?
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417. I've done all I can, boy.
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418. Let's be honest,
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419. I'm half pissed and the rest of you lot
are jarringly incompetent.
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420. But good luck to us all, eh?
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421. Grid, run a system evaluation.
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422. Category, integrated weapons.
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423. We all locked up?
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424. As good as a rickety old house can be.
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425. I'd be happier knowing that
your friends have got the Gates closed.
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426. Uh-huh.
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427. Are you stoned?
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428. Running a weapons inventory.
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429. Oh.
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430. Me, too.
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431. Scotch. Check.
Vodka. Check. Bourbon. Check.
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432. Gin. Check.
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433. Are you sure you don't want a clear head
in case we have to throw down later?
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434. God, no.
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435. If we're fighting,
I wanna be properly rat-assed.
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436. No.
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437. So, what's your plan?
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438. You zap everything
that comes through that door?
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439. Zap? Yeah, amongst other things.
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440. A lot of faith to put in gadgets.
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441. The Book's not being hunted
by a pack of muggers.
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442. I'll take science over whatever it is
that you do any day of the week.
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443. Nobody's rooting harder for you than I.
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444. But if your science and my
"whatever it is that I do" don't work,
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445. we're gonna have to
reexamine our options.
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446. Are you talking about killing the kid?
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447. I'm talking about destroying the Book.
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448. That Book has a name.
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449. Elliot.
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450. And there is no way I'm killing him.
Or anyone for that matter.
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451. 'Cause you're a hero.
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452. And what are you exactly? Seriously?
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453. How the hell did Niles
ever get mixed up with you?
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454. The man that I've known since I was six
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455. wouldn't even dream
of what you're suggesting.
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456. Sounds like you and I
know two different Niles Caulders.
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457. You and the rest of those idiots
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458. have your "Chief,"
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459. a kindly uncle, quick with a pat
on the back and some friendly advice.
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460. And you've got Niles,
the cold-blooded killer?
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461. I've got a man who'll make
the decisions that have to be made
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462. to keep the world spinning.
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463. A man who's willing
to live with those decisions
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464. and forever be haunted by them.
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465. It's okay.
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466. You're young.
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467. You can afford to be a little stupid.
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468. If you're lucky,
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469. maybe you'll live a little longer.
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470. Maybe they'll pack you
into a few dark corners.
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471. Then you may surprise yourself
what you're really capable of.
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472. Maybe you shouldn't have
your phone on.
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473. Someone could track us.
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474. That's a beauty.
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475. Yeah.
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476. We fixed it up together.
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477. All three of us. Couple hours a day.
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478. We did everything together.
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479. I'm sorry, Elliot.
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480. You know, they were my only friends.
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481. I don't even know if they loved me.
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482. They told me I had a destiny.
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483. I was gonna be a hero.
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484. Save the world.
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485. But this, I...
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486. I don't want this.
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487. I hate that word.
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488. "Hero."
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489. It's dangerous.
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490. A title other people hang on you
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491. and then you're supposed
to carry it around.
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492. But that's what you all are, right?
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493. No.
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494. I tried being a hero once
and it destroyed everything I had.
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495. You're lucky.
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496. Lucky?
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497. You can't live for other people.
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498. You have to be true to yourself.
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499. You're learning that now.
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500. Took me a lifetime to figure that out.
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501. I don't have a lifetime.
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502. You heard Kipling. The Cult's after me.
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503. They're gonna take me,
they're gonna read me and we die.
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504. - You don't know that.
- I should've just stayed at home.
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505. Let them read me, get it over with.
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506. Don't say that, Elliot.
Try to have a little faith.
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507. Faith?
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508. I just saw my fucking mom
slit my dad's throat! Fuck your faith!
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509. I'm sorry.
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510. The whole world's gonna end
'cause of me.
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511. Maybe I should just take care of this
on my own. Just fucking kill myself.
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512. John Bowers.
He was your mechanic.
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513. Yes, I know who he is.
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514. I just don't feel like
talking about him.
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515. And why is that?
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516. Because it's pointless.
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517. I don't think you believe that.
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518. How many times
do we have to go into my past?
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519. The people I know...
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520. Oh, God.
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521. or knew had nothing to do with this.
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522. This is the result
of catching a bad ride.
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523. Do you want the world to end?
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524. Is that it?
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525. You think that'll get you
out of me for good?
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526. What in God's name do you want?
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527. Why do you keep prodding me like this?
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528. I don't have time
to play games with you.
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529. There you are.
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530. Look, I know it's easier for you
to come out when he's under duress,
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531. but we really must work on that.
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532. Now, I have something to show you.
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533. Now, I know we've tried to communicate
in several ways with limited success.
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534. But I have a feeling
I have nailed it this time.
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535. This device could be the answer.
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536. You are composed of an energy
yet to be discovered.
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537. This is designed to convert energy
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538. into an audible frequency.
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539. All I need is for you to enter
this machine so we may attempt
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540. to find your voice.
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541. What do you say?
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542. I only want to help you.
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543. Both of you.
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544. Very good.
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545. Now, I'm going to ask you
some simple questions,
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546. and I want you to answer
through speech if you can.
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547. Do you have a name?
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548. Where do you come from?
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549. Where do you call home?
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550. Do you remember coming into contact
with Captain Trainor's plane?
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551. How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?
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552. How do you live in there?
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553. Torture.
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554. How's that?
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555. Torture? How?
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556. Physically?
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557. No. Hold on.
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558. Let's keep going.
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559. I have many more questions
I want to ask you.
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560. How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?
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561. How do you live in there?
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562. Torture.
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563. How's that?
Torture? How?
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564. Physically?
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565. No. Hold on.
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566. Let's keep going.
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567. I have many more questions for you.
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568. So Larry's a hero
all of a sudden and I'm out?
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569. That's how it's going to be,
you arrogant can opener?
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570. "No one's forcing you
to be a part of this.
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571. We know where you stand."
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572. My eye.
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573. You idiots want to hold up here
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574. and wait for something horrible
to carve you to pieces?
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575. Be my guest.
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576. Elliot. Elliot.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
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577. Aren't you supposed to be
downstairs with Larry?
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578. Why? So I'll be safe?
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579. It's all pointless.
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580. I'm fighting destiny. Why?
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581. My life's destroyed anyway, so...
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582. Decided I'd help everybody out
and just kill myself.
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583. Well, this is only the second floor.
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584. You wouldn't kill yourself.
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585. Maybe break an arm or a leg.
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586. Plus, to be fair,
you'd have to die and be burned
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587. if you wanted to really save everyone.
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588. It doesn't matter.
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589. 'Cause I'm so weak, I couldn't even try.
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590. I'm a failure.
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591. I'm a failure.
And the whole world's gonna pay for it.
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592. Hey, stop that.
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593. It's going to be okay.
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594. Come here.
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595. This world
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596. is a beautiful, horrible place.
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597. It's spectacular.
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598. You don't need the burden of ending it.
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599. Maybe the people in this house
can't save you.
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600. We failed before.
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601. But can you at least let us try?
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602. Huh?
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603. Now what the hell?
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604. Welcome, guests.
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605. Giant clowns? Nope.
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606. Run and the Hoodmen
will only gather you again.
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607. You may stay as our guests.
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608. I don't want to...
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609. Be stung. It looked like it hurt.
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610. So what the hell
are you supposed to be?
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611. We are the Archons.
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612. The high priests of Nurnheim.
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613. Wait.
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614. I know you.
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615. You tried to steal the Book from me.
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616. You're the boy's parents.
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617. We were, but we have ascended.
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618. A reward for protecting
the Unwritten Book until its completion.
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619. This is your reward?
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620. All of Nurnheim is ours.
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621. Dad's taking a real victory lap.
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622. His suffering was brief.
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623. As will be our glory.
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624. Because soon the Decreator will rise
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625. and set right to existence
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626. and then we,
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627. all of us,
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628. will cease to be.
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629. I hate to break it to you,
but that's not gonna happen.
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630. Because you are going to stop us?
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631. You're too late, guests.
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632. All of Nurnheim has gone to retrieve
and read the Unwritten Book.
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633. Well, good luck finding him.
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634. We put a spell on him
with weird spit and everything.
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635. He's invisible to you.
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636. You can't read what you can't see.
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637. But you're wrong.
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638. We see everything.
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639. Gone? You let him go?
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640. What is wrong with you?
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641. - I trusted you.
- I didn't do anything. It was him.
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642. - Who's "him"?
- Why would he do that?
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643. - Don't you get it?
- Who's "he"?
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644. He's just as screwed up as me.
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645. You need to pull yourself together.
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646. Nobody's gonna explain
anything to me, are they?
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647. Elliot is fine.
He's terrible, but he's fine.
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648. - I thought you'd run off to...
- Kill myself?
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649. Yeah, I was thinking about it.
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650. She talked me into staying safe.
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651. I don't know why, but I thought
this horse's ass could save him.
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652. Get the boy downstairs. It's them.
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653. You're with me. You take the hall.
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654. Make sure nobody comes downstairs. Go!
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655. Can I trust you?
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656. Can I trust it?
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657. It does love a fight.
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658. Hurry. Hurry.
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659. Who in the world put those there?
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660. Willoughby did. They're magic.
They're supposed to protect the lab.
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661. He dipped them in Sriracha.
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662. Well, let's put them
back together again.
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663. Grid, activate sonic canon.
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664. Science.
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665. What's that for?
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666. Magic.
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667. That's it. They're in.
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668. - Dry bachelors. Of course.
- Dry bachelors?
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669. Assassins. Pain surgeons.
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670. Made out of dead skin
and letters that were never sent.
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671. Any time now.
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672. Whenever you're ready.
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673. Oh, come on. Quit playing games.
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674. Release, or whatever.
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675. This isn't gonna work.
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676. It's fine. It's totally fine.
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677. - Oh, I don't wanna die.
- And you won't.
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678. We're going to gather all the little
disgusting beads and keep you safe
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679. while the others fight
whatever it is out there.
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680. We're going to
save the world or whatever
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681. and then I will have a stiff Manhattan
and go to bed.
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682. I don't care about my destiny.
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683. I don't care about saving the world.
I just don't want to die.
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684. Listen, I was well on my way
out of here when you stopped me.
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685. And God knows why,
I actually did something good.
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686. I am being a good person
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687. and you are absolutely
ruining this moment for me.
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688. So shut up
and pick up the stupid beads!
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689. Behind you!
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690. Nice science.
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691. Nice magic.
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692. What happened to your arm gun thingy?
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693. Uses up too much juice.
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694. Besides...
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695. We don't need it.
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696. We got this.
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697. We got them on the run.
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698. Let's go clean 'em up.
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699. No, it's not right.
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700. They don't just leave.
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701. Wait...
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702. What are those?
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703. Jesus. Hoodmen.
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704. It's the royal guard of Nurnheim.
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705. The robot and the lunatic
must have dropped the ball on this one.
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706. - This is bad.
- Screw 'em. We keep fighting.
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707. We gotta take these things out,
no matter what.
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708. You're right. We do. Sorry.
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709. Sorry for what?
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710. Kipling, you...
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711. - Here.
- Good. Check under the chair.
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712. That won't be necessary.
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713. - It's over?
- We won?
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714. Not yet. But we will.
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715. You have to take care of him.
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716. There's too many of them.
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717. No, please.
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718. Elliot!
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719. Grid, transfer all energy
to ionic grenade.
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720. Contain it to the room and let it rip!
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721. So this is it?
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722. We just stare at each other
until the world ends?
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723. It won't be long until the Book is read.
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724. I can feel it.
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725. The Book? You mean your son?
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726. To me, he is the Unwritten Book.
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727. Wow.
I gotta hand it to you, lady.
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728. I've been a pretty shitty dad.
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729. You know, checked out for a while now.
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730. But you take the whole goddamn cake.
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731. Raising your only kid
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732. just so you can sacrifice him
to a death cult
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733. after killing his dad in front of him?
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734. That there is some top-shelf bullshit.
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735. Back me up here, Tiny Tim.
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736. Oh, uh...
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737. Very bad mother, sir.
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738. That's only one perspective.
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739. To you, I am a bad mother.
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740. To many others,
I was a good custodian of the Book.
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741. It was always happy.
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742. No, that's not a perspective.
That's a delusion.
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743. And the reality is,
you're a fucking psychopath.
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744. There is no reality.
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745. There is only perception.
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746. The way we see things.
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747. The way we see ourselves.
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748. No, this can't be real.
Hey, you seeing this?
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749. Jane? Jane?
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750. Jane?
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751. Then there's how we see each other.
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752. Is this really how you see me?
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753. Clara? You think I see Jane
as my daughter?
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754. Stop this, please.
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755. First, you should see
your true essence.
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756. You're nothing more than
an organ in a container.
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757. Are you not?
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758. And you? Young Kay?
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759. Scared and wounded child.
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760. But soon all will see what will be.
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761. Because the Decreator
will make everything nothing.
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762. Oh, my God.
Is that the Decreator?
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763. We're too late.
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764. Maybe I should have done
"A Hard Day's Night."
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