1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. I'm staying here
until I find Niles Caulder.Copy !req
3. You've been here a day,Copy !req
4. palling around with a bunch
of inept circus freaks.Copy !req
5. Who died
and made you team leader?Copy !req
6. We're not heroes.Copy !req
7. We're the ones who don't do anything.Copy !req
8. You're a chickenshit.Copy !req
9. You're right.
I am afraid to look for Niles.Copy !req
10. What do you want from me?Copy !req
11. But ever since you decided to live
inside my body,Copy !req
12. my life has been a nightmare.Copy !req
13. I had everything,
and you fucked it all up!Copy !req
14. You fucked it all up.Copy !req
15. Tell me, Jane.Copy !req
16. Are you not the core persona
inside your little menagerie,Copy !req
17. to your inner demons?Copy !req
18. You are one of many personalitiesCopy !req
19. trapped within a single body.Copy !req
20. Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.Copy !req
21. Oh, God. What did I do?Copy !req
22. - I'm sorry.
- Don't.Copy !req
23. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
24. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
25. Happy birthday, dear ElliotCopy !req
26. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
27. - Uh-uh.
- Oh, right. Sorry.Copy !req
28. In the beginning, there was the light.Copy !req
29. And the light created a shadow.Copy !req
30. And the shadow was good.Copy !req
31. In the beginning...Copy !req
32. there was the light.Copy !req
33. And the light created a shadow.Copy !req
34. And the shadow was good.Copy !req
35. - Mom?
- Yes, dear.Copy !req
36. When do I get to save the world?Copy !req
37. Soon.Copy !req
38. When the Book is finished,
all will be clear.Copy !req
39. Isn't that right, honey?Copy !req
40. Where's the happy birthday boy?Copy !req
41. There you are.Copy !req
42. - I baked your favorite.
- Wow.Copy !req
43. Oh, fudge. I forgot the knife.Copy !req
44. Run!Copy !req
45. You're not here to save the world, son.
You're here to end it.Copy !req
46. You're not the savior. You need to...Copy !req
47. Whoopsie daisy.Copy !req
48. That was a close one.Copy !req
49. Today is the day, Elliot.
The Book is complete.Copy !req
50. It's your day to save the world.Copy !req
51. It's going to be fantastic!Copy !req
52. Sweetie...Copy !req
53. Come back down.Copy !req
54. This cake isn't gonna eat itself.Copy !req
55. Elliot...Copy !req
56. You get down here
and you eat this fucking cake, Elliot!Copy !req
57. The past few days
I've had the sinking feelingCopy !req
58. the Cult of the Unwritten Book
was active again.Copy !req
59. Feels different this time.Copy !req
60. Like the bastards
might actually pull it off.Copy !req
61. Signs are bloody everywhere,
if you know where to look.Copy !req
62. "Who killed Cock Robin?Copy !req
63. 'I, ' said the sparrow,
'with my bow and arrow.'Copy !req
64. 'I, ' said the fly, 'with my little eye,Copy !req
65. I saw him die.'Copy !req
66. 'Who'll dig his grave?'Copy !req
67. 'I, ' said the crow.
'For I will bury him..."'Copy !req
68. Shit! "'... where only death can grow!"'Copy !req
69. Daddy...Copy !req
70. Can I nap with you?Copy !req
71. Of course you can. Come here.Copy !req
72. What the fuck?Copy !req
73. Hey, Jane. I didn't... Wait.Copy !req
74. Don't fucking touch me!Copy !req
75. - Don't talk to me!
- Okay. Okay, Jane.Copy !req
76. I'm not Jane. I'm fucking Hammerhead!Copy !req
77. And your wife,
Sheryl. How did you meet her?Copy !req
78. Bishop John Carroll High School.Copy !req
79. Class of '46.Copy !req
80. We were high school sweethearts.Copy !req
81. And when did you meet
Staff Sergeant John Bowers?Copy !req
82. - Excuse me?
- John Bowers.Copy !req
83. He was your mechanic.Copy !req
84. Fuck you.Copy !req
85. What happened last night?Copy !req
86. Why was Jane in my room?Copy !req
87. - I told you not to talk to me.
- And I hear you.Copy !req
88. But can you at least tell me
why Jane was in my room?Copy !req
89. That wasn't Jane.Copy !req
90. Jane's taking a time-out.Copy !req
91. That was Baby Doll
and she fucked up, too.Copy !req
92. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
93. Did I do something wrong?Copy !req
94. - You think?
- What? What did I do?Copy !req
95. Paraguay.Copy !req
96. Paraguay? What about Paraguay?Copy !req
97. I'm not your therapist.
You figure it out.Copy !req
98. Huh?Copy !req
99. Just to get us up-to-date
on the Chief's possible whereabouts,Copy !req
100. there are 37 known dimensions
in the universe.Copy !req
101. As you can see, I've mapped them.Copy !req
102. Our challenge as a team
is to pinpoint...Copy !req
103. - Yes?
- We're not a team.Copy !req
104. You keep saying we're a team.
We're not a team.Copy !req
105. You wanna find the Chief, don't you?
I know I do.Copy !req
106. Larry? Cliff? What about you?Copy !req
107. Do you wanna find the Chief?Copy !req
108. - Sure.
- Sure.Copy !req
109. See?Copy !req
110. A group of people...Copy !req
111. A common goal.Copy !req
112. Looks like a team to me.Copy !req
113. Yeah...Copy !req
114. - Where's Rita?
- I'm right here.Copy !req
115. I guess my invite
got stuck at Western Union,Copy !req
116. or is this what passes
as a cold shoulder nowadays?Copy !req
117. Neither.Copy !req
118. It's a meeting about where we stand
in search for the Chief.Copy !req
119. Apparently, there's 37 dimensions.Copy !req
120. I see that, yes.Copy !req
121. Rita, you're welcome to sit in
if you want,Copy !req
122. but I just figured,
given our conversation,Copy !req
123. you'd probably wanna sit this one out.Copy !req
124. You know, not being into it and all.Copy !req
125. But I'm sure we can think of something
for you to do if you want.Copy !req
126. Where was I?Copy !req
127. - If we look at the fundamentals...
- Oh, Jesus, fuck.Copy !req
128. at the subatomic level
and the atomic level...Copy !req
129. Thanks for standing up for a gal, Larry.Copy !req
130. Remind me never to count on you
for anything.Copy !req
131. Not in the mood, Rita.
Not today.Copy !req
132. Of course not. You're on his side.Copy !req
133. Oh, oh, right. You want me to pretend
Vic was lying about you.Copy !req
134. Just try supporting me for once.Copy !req
135. Jane has Cliff. Who do I get?Copy !req
136. You think I have a choice?Copy !req
137. This thing inside me
wants to be involved.Copy !req
138. - Just...
- Caulder!Copy !req
139. Who is that?Copy !req
140. Caulder! You old cunt.Copy !req
141. Where the hell are you?Copy !req
142. The Cult of the Unwritten Book's
on the march.Copy !req
143. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
144. - Caulder!
- Sir!Copy !req
145. Niles Caulder isn't here.Copy !req
146. Then where the hell is he?Copy !req
147. We don't know where he is,Copy !req
148. or for that matter, when he'll be back.Copy !req
149. But, if you'd like to leave a message,
maybe tell us who you are...Copy !req
150. A message? Sure.Copy !req
151. How's this? "Dear Caulder, you wanker,
I need my penny you nicked.Copy !req
152. 'Cause the world's about to
fucking end. Again.Copy !req
153. Signed, 'Your old pal, Kip."'Copy !req
154. That's your name? "Kip?"Copy !req
155. Name's Kipling. Willoughby Kipling.Copy !req
156. Knights Templar,
in case you're wondering.Copy !req
157. Don't suppose that means anything
to either of you.Copy !req
158. I'm very big in the world of,
shall we say, international strangeness.Copy !req
159. So go ahead. Check me out.Copy !req
160. In the meantime, I'll be
in that bag of goat shit's office.Copy !req
161. Saving the world.Copy !req
162. So Caulder never told any of you freaks
about the Cult of the Unwritten Book?Copy !req
163. The who of the what?Copy !req
164. What's the Cult of the Unwritten Book?Copy !req
165. Goddamn nightmare, for starters.Copy !req
166. They're hellbent on bringing out
the destruction of the world.Copy !req
167. The Book, which they believe
to be the word of God,Copy !req
168. is being written as we speak.Copy !req
169. Once it's completed,Copy !req
170. the Cult will attempt to read it.Copy !req
171. If successful, the Eye will be summoned.Copy !req
172. The Decreator.Copy !req
173. And the world will be unmade.Copy !req
174. Who is this guy?Copy !req
175. Is he someone's uncle?Copy !req
176. There you are.Copy !req
177. Little Sisters of our Lady of the Razor
paid me a visit this morning.Copy !req
178. Nuns.Copy !req
179. A straight razor in each hand.Copy !req
180. Cut through walls.Copy !req
181. Doesn't take a rocket scientist
to know it's a sign.Copy !req
182. Book is close to being finished.Copy !req
183. Hmm.Copy !req
184. So...Copy !req
185. We need to find the BookCopy !req
186. before the Cult finds him.Copy !req
187. Wait. What do you mean "him"?Copy !req
188. - Yeah. The Book's a person.
- That makes no sense.Copy !req
189. And where's this Book?Copy !req
190. Baphomet will tell us.Copy !req
191. Who?Copy !req
192. The Oracle. She's coming.Copy !req
193. Is anything gonna
make sense today?Copy !req
194. - What the fuck?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
195. After nine daysCopy !req
196. They let the horse run freeCopy !req
197. Because the Book was nearly completeCopy !req
198. There is a mommy and daddyCopy !req
199. Ready and happy for ElliotCopy !req
200. To be the oneCopy !req
201. In the suburb of Salt LakeCopy !req
202. In the family of PattersonCopy !req
203. And the Gates are opening wideCopy !req
204. To the city of NurnheimCopy !req
205. No matter how hard you tryCopy !req
206. Time is not on your sideCopy !req
207. Because I've been to
The desert on a horse with no nameCopy !req
208. I say fuck that Limey
and the horse head he rode in on.Copy !req
209. She's not wrong.Copy !req
210. Some Mr. Bean guy
comes in off the streetCopy !req
211. and we abandon the search for the Chief?Copy !req
212. Exactly. We're no superheroes.Copy !req
213. No one's forcing you
to be a part of this.Copy !req
214. We know where you stand.Copy !req
215. Does his story check out?Copy !req
216. Ish. He is a member
of the Knights Templar.Copy !req
217. And an established Chaos Magician,Copy !req
218. which explains some of the weird stuff
we've seen so far.Copy !req
219. But there are a few gaps in his past.
And some shadows.Copy !req
220. And we're supposed to just believe
drunk David CopperfieldCopy !req
221. that the world's gonna end?Copy !req
222. Look, I don't know
if I trust Kipling,Copy !req
223. but I believe the horse head.Copy !req
224. Oh, keep chatting. Take your time.Copy !req
225. It's not as though we're trying toCopy !req
226. halt the apocalypse or anything.Copy !req
227. You believe a blue horse head.Copy !req
228. I do.Copy !req
229. I just don't understand
anything anymore.Copy !req
230. We're in.Copy !req
231. Glad you could fit it in your schedule.Copy !req
232. What is that?Copy !req
233. What's it look like,
metal tits?Copy !req
234. It's a door.Copy !req
235. Go through it
and you find the Book, Elliot.Copy !req
236. So you smoke a couple of cancer sticksCopy !req
237. and suddenly you can
open a door to anywhere?Copy !req
238. You think that's tobacco?Copy !req
239. Fuck it. Let's party.Copy !req
240. Wait!Copy !req
241. Ugh. What on Earth was that?Copy !req
242. Two grams of Michelangelo's ashes.Copy !req
243. You are not well.Copy !req
244. - Close the portal.
- Close the portal.Copy !req
245. Close the portal!Copy !req
246. - You give me back my Book!
- Fuck off, shitbird!Copy !req
247. Dear God.Copy !req
248. Let go of me.Copy !req
249. It's a cloaking spell.Copy !req
250. Hides him from the Cult.
Buys us time to complete the job.Copy !req
251. We saved the kid.
What else is there?Copy !req
252. - And now we kill him.
- No, let me go!Copy !req
253. - And burn him.
- No way. Not happening.Copy !req
254. - No!
- We do not kill kids.Copy !req
255. Or burn books. He's both.Copy !req
256. Folks, now is not the time
to start throwing spanners.Copy !req
257. If he gets read,Copy !req
258. it's Katy bar the bloody door.Copy !req
259. Then we stop him from being read.Copy !req
260. - There has to be another way.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
261. It's easy. All we have to do
is close the bloody Gates to Nurnheim.Copy !req
262. And after that we can cure cancer.Copy !req
263. What the hell is Nurnheim?Copy !req
264. Nurnheim is the ghost of a city
destroyed centuries ago.Copy !req
265. The Cult who's trying to read him,
that's where they come from.Copy !req
266. Okay. So we close the Gate.
How hard could it be?Copy !req
267. The Gate's not a gate.Copy !req
268. It's a stigmata on a person
on the hands.Copy !req
269. And as the Gates open,
more assassins are unleashed.Copy !req
270. Assassins?Copy !req
271. Yeah, and I don't mean MILFs
with cleavers. Look...Copy !req
272. The only way to close the GatesCopy !req
273. is to find the person with the stigmata
and sew the wound shut.Copy !req
274. Any of you know how to sew?Copy !req
275. Oh. Suddenly I'm useful.Copy !req
276. To fight assassins. Of course.Copy !req
277. I can knit.Copy !req
278. I knit, okay?Copy !req
279. Dental floss?Copy !req
280. Janis Joplin's dental floss.Copy !req
281. The strongest known
spiritual thread in the world,Copy !req
282. the only thing powerful enough
to sew the Gates shut.Copy !req
283. Now, listen closely.Copy !req
284. Don't be idiots. Don't fart around.Copy !req
285. Just close the Gates.Copy !req
286. I'm going with Hammerhead.Copy !req
287. This place will be
crawling with assassins.Copy !req
288. I should go.Copy !req
289. Okay,
except I'm going with Hammerhead.Copy !req
290. Okay. Cliff goes with Hammerhead.Copy !req
291. The rest of us will stay here
and protect the kid.Copy !req
292. Exactly where are these Gates?Copy !req
293. Good question.Copy !req
294. This will tell us where.Copy !req
295. Fuck it all. My last piece.Copy !req
296. - Chewing gum?
- "Knowing gum."Copy !req
297. It'll give me the answer.Copy !req
298. Where can we find the Gates of Nurnheim?Copy !req
299. Oh. He swallowed it.Copy !req
300. Was that on purpose?Copy !req
301. That never digests, you know.
It's in there forever now.Copy !req
302. Got it.Copy !req
303. Thank you, Flit.Copy !req
304. Okay, Hammerhead.Copy !req
305. Before the world ends,Copy !req
306. you mind telling me
what put me on your shit list?Copy !req
307. And what the hell "Paraguay" means?Copy !req
308. - Fuck!
- What?Copy !req
309. If I tell you, will you leave me alone?Copy !req
310. Sure.Copy !req
311. Paraguay was an eye-opener.Copy !req
312. All that carnage, the blood.Copy !req
313. You had Jane conned pretty good,
but I know better.Copy !req
314. Cliff, you're a fucking monster.Copy !req
315. You're just another bundle
of toxic masculinity.Copy !req
316. Wow. That's richCopy !req
317. coming from someone
who calls themself "Hammerhead."Copy !req
318. I've seen you in action.Copy !req
319. You're every bit as aggressive as I am.Copy !req
320. The difference is I exist for a reason.Copy !req
321. What the fuck is your excuse?Copy !req
322. We need to be prepared
in case they can't close the Gates.Copy !req
323. Or the magic cloaking doesn't work.Copy !req
324. This was never just about
relying on your magic.Copy !req
325. We're prepared to fight.Copy !req
326. I'll secure the perimeter and make sure
everything is locked up tight.Copy !req
327. Larry...Copy !req
328. Can you stay close to the kid
in case anything gets through us?Copy !req
329. Sure.Copy !req
330. I need hot sauce.Copy !req
331. Check the fridge upstairs.Copy !req
332. You think Larry is different from me?Copy !req
333. He'll be the first to tell you
he's no hero.Copy !req
334. - None of us are.
- I don't see it that way.Copy !req
335. You can't make us
into something we're not, Vic.Copy !req
336. No matter how much you have to prove...Copy !req
337. I'm not here to prove anything.Copy !req
338. Bullshit.Copy !req
339. You know what?
Maybe you're right.Copy !req
340. Maybe Larry's not a hero.Copy !req
341. But that thing inside him is.Copy !req
342. It might also be insane.Copy !req
343. Look at this fucking place.Copy !req
344. Hello?Copy !req
345. How many lives were wrecked here,
you think?Copy !req
346. In the shadows?Copy !req
347. Um...Copy !req
348. I'm a little too busy in my own slasher
flick here to get into all that now.Copy !req
349. Hello? Who's in there?Copy !req
350. Hey. Easy. Whoa, whoa, Padre.Copy !req
351. We're here to help stitch you up.Copy !req
352. Me llamo Cliff.Copy !req
353. Cliff. Well, that's all
the Spanish I got.Copy !req
354. Right. Let's keep it
short and sweet.Copy !req
355. All right. Hammerhead, you ready?Copy !req
356. Hammerhead?Copy !req
357. Hammerhead, help me close
this guy's stupid hand gate things!Copy !req
358. Right.Copy !req
359. Here.Copy !req
360. Let me help you, motherfucker!Copy !req
361. Just like you helped
all those people who trusted you!Copy !req
362. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
363. She trusted you!Copy !req
364. I don't know what happened
to you, but this isn't about that.Copy !req
365. Fuck you!Copy !req
366. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
367. Oh, shit.Copy !req
368. Is this Nurnheim?Copy !req
369. Are we in goddamn Nurnheim?Copy !req
370. This isn't snow.Copy !req
371. You really shit the bed
on this one, didn't you?Copy !req
372. That fucknut magician gave us one job.Copy !req
373. To stop the end of the world. But, no,Copy !req
374. you had to kick the Gate wide open
and drag me with you!Copy !req
375. - I'm sorry, sir.
- Wait. Which one are you?Copy !req
376. Penny Farthing, sir.Copy !req
377. Please don't hurt me, sir.Copy !req
378. Where's Hammerhead?Copy !req
379. I'm stuck in NurnheimCopy !req
380. and I don't even get to
yell at Hammerhead?Copy !req
381. I'm sorry, sir.
Hammerhead has been relieved.Copy !req
382. The church was too provocative.Copy !req
383. God damn it!Copy !req
384. You feel like
we've seen this place before?Copy !req
385. No, sir. I'm sorry.Copy !req
386. Say you're sorry one more time.Copy !req
387. Interlopers!Copy !req
388. You have no business here.Copy !req
389. That is technically true.Copy !req
390. You will come with us.Copy !req
391. All right.
Penny, you ready to fight?Copy !req
392. Yes, sir.Copy !req
393. Seriously?Copy !req
394. Okay, you know
you fucked all the way up now.Copy !req
395. You're pissing me off
even more than she did.Copy !req
396. Ow!Copy !req
397. Nurnheim sucks.Copy !req
398. Evol, evol em odCopy !req
399. Uoy wonk I evol uoyCopy !req
400. Ll'I syawla eb eurtCopy !req
401. Os esaelp, evol em od.Copy !req
402. What are you doing?Copy !req
403. Nothing guards a thresholdCopy !req
404. like a rosary that's been
enchanted and spiced.Copy !req
405. And one on each door.Copy !req
406. If they can get through that,
grab the kid,Copy !req
407. well, fuck it all.Copy !req
408. World's meant to end.Copy !req
409. That incantation...Copy !req
410. "Love Me Do."Copy !req
411. Or a reasonable facsimile.Copy !req
412. "A Hard Day's Night" is much stronger,Copy !req
413. but I can never remember the words.Copy !req
414. Don't question the magic.Copy !req
415. Worked well for us so far, hasn't it?Copy !req
416. I'm sorry. You really think
this is gonna save me?Copy !req
417. I've done all I can, boy.Copy !req
418. Let's be honest,Copy !req
419. I'm half pissed and the rest of you lot
are jarringly incompetent.Copy !req
420. But good luck to us all, eh?Copy !req
421. Grid, run a system evaluation.Copy !req
422. Category, integrated weapons.Copy !req
423. We all locked up?Copy !req
424. As good as a rickety old house can be.Copy !req
425. I'd be happier knowing that
your friends have got the Gates closed.Copy !req
426. Uh-huh.Copy !req
427. Are you stoned?Copy !req
428. Running a weapons inventory.Copy !req
429. Oh.Copy !req
430. Me, too.Copy !req
431. Scotch. Check.
Vodka. Check. Bourbon. Check.Copy !req
432. Gin. Check.Copy !req
433. Are you sure you don't want a clear head
in case we have to throw down later?Copy !req
434. God, no.Copy !req
435. If we're fighting,
I wanna be properly rat-assed.Copy !req
436. No.Copy !req
437. So, what's your plan?Copy !req
438. You zap everything
that comes through that door?Copy !req
439. Zap? Yeah, amongst other things.Copy !req
440. A lot of faith to put in gadgets.Copy !req
441. The Book's not being hunted
by a pack of muggers.Copy !req
442. I'll take science over whatever it is
that you do any day of the week.Copy !req
443. Nobody's rooting harder for you than I.Copy !req
444. But if your science and my
"whatever it is that I do" don't work,Copy !req
445. we're gonna have to
reexamine our options.Copy !req
446. Are you talking about killing the kid?Copy !req
447. I'm talking about destroying the Book.Copy !req
448. That Book has a name.Copy !req
449. Elliot.Copy !req
450. And there is no way I'm killing him.
Or anyone for that matter.Copy !req
451. 'Cause you're a hero.Copy !req
452. And what are you exactly? Seriously?Copy !req
453. How the hell did Niles
ever get mixed up with you?Copy !req
454. The man that I've known since I was sixCopy !req
455. wouldn't even dream
of what you're suggesting.Copy !req
456. Sounds like you and I
know two different Niles Caulders.Copy !req
457. You and the rest of those idiotsCopy !req
458. have your "Chief,"Copy !req
459. a kindly uncle, quick with a pat
on the back and some friendly advice.Copy !req
460. And you've got Niles,
the cold-blooded killer?Copy !req
461. I've got a man who'll make
the decisions that have to be madeCopy !req
462. to keep the world spinning.Copy !req
463. A man who's willing
to live with those decisionsCopy !req
464. and forever be haunted by them.Copy !req
465. It's okay.Copy !req
466. You're young.Copy !req
467. You can afford to be a little stupid.Copy !req
468. If you're lucky,Copy !req
469. maybe you'll live a little longer.Copy !req
470. Maybe they'll pack you
into a few dark corners.Copy !req
471. Then you may surprise yourself
what you're really capable of.Copy !req
472. Maybe you shouldn't have
your phone on.Copy !req
473. Someone could track us.Copy !req
474. That's a beauty.Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. We fixed it up together.Copy !req
477. All three of us. Couple hours a day.Copy !req
478. We did everything together.Copy !req
479. I'm sorry, Elliot.Copy !req
480. You know, they were my only friends.Copy !req
481. I don't even know if they loved me.Copy !req
482. They told me I had a destiny.Copy !req
483. I was gonna be a hero.Copy !req
484. Save the world.Copy !req
485. But this, I...Copy !req
486. I don't want this.Copy !req
487. I hate that word.Copy !req
488. "Hero."Copy !req
489. It's dangerous.Copy !req
490. A title other people hang on youCopy !req
491. and then you're supposed
to carry it around.Copy !req
492. But that's what you all are, right?Copy !req
493. No.Copy !req
494. I tried being a hero once
and it destroyed everything I had.Copy !req
495. You're lucky.Copy !req
496. Lucky?Copy !req
497. You can't live for other people.Copy !req
498. You have to be true to yourself.Copy !req
499. You're learning that now.Copy !req
500. Took me a lifetime to figure that out.Copy !req
501. I don't have a lifetime.Copy !req
502. You heard Kipling. The Cult's after me.Copy !req
503. They're gonna take me,
they're gonna read me and we die.Copy !req
504. - You don't know that.
- I should've just stayed at home.Copy !req
505. Let them read me, get it over with.Copy !req
506. Don't say that, Elliot.
Try to have a little faith.Copy !req
507. Faith?Copy !req
508. I just saw my fucking mom
slit my dad's throat! Fuck your faith!Copy !req
509. I'm sorry.Copy !req
510. The whole world's gonna end
'cause of me.Copy !req
511. Maybe I should just take care of this
on my own. Just fucking kill myself.Copy !req
512. John Bowers.
He was your mechanic.Copy !req
513. Yes, I know who he is.Copy !req
514. I just don't feel like
talking about him.Copy !req
515. And why is that?Copy !req
516. Because it's pointless.Copy !req
517. I don't think you believe that.Copy !req
518. How many times
do we have to go into my past?Copy !req
519. The people I know...Copy !req
520. Oh, God.Copy !req
521. or knew had nothing to do with this.Copy !req
522. This is the result
of catching a bad ride.Copy !req
523. Do you want the world to end?Copy !req
524. Is that it?Copy !req
525. You think that'll get you
out of me for good?Copy !req
526. What in God's name do you want?Copy !req
527. Why do you keep prodding me like this?Copy !req
528. I don't have time
to play games with you.Copy !req
529. There you are.Copy !req
530. Look, I know it's easier for you
to come out when he's under duress,Copy !req
531. but we really must work on that.Copy !req
532. Now, I have something to show you.Copy !req
533. Now, I know we've tried to communicate
in several ways with limited success.Copy !req
534. But I have a feeling
I have nailed it this time.Copy !req
535. This device could be the answer.Copy !req
536. You are composed of an energy
yet to be discovered.Copy !req
537. This is designed to convert energyCopy !req
538. into an audible frequency.Copy !req
539. All I need is for you to enter
this machine so we may attemptCopy !req
540. to find your voice.Copy !req
541. What do you say?Copy !req
542. I only want to help you.Copy !req
543. Both of you.Copy !req
544. Very good.Copy !req
545. Now, I'm going to ask you
some simple questions,Copy !req
546. and I want you to answer
through speech if you can.Copy !req
547. Do you have a name?Copy !req
548. Where do you come from?Copy !req
549. Where do you call home?Copy !req
550. Do you remember coming into contact
with Captain Trainor's plane?Copy !req
551. How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?Copy !req
552. How do you live in there?Copy !req
553. Torture.Copy !req
554. How's that?Copy !req
555. Torture? How?Copy !req
556. Physically?Copy !req
557. No. Hold on.Copy !req
558. Let's keep going.Copy !req
559. I have many more questions
I want to ask you.Copy !req
560. How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?Copy !req
561. How do you live in there?Copy !req
562. Torture.Copy !req
563. How's that?
Torture? How?Copy !req
564. Physically?Copy !req
565. No. Hold on.Copy !req
566. Let's keep going.Copy !req
567. I have many more questions for you.Copy !req
568. So Larry's a hero
all of a sudden and I'm out?Copy !req
569. That's how it's going to be,
you arrogant can opener?Copy !req
570. "No one's forcing you
to be a part of this.Copy !req
571. We know where you stand."Copy !req
572. My eye.Copy !req
573. You idiots want to hold up hereCopy !req
574. and wait for something horrible
to carve you to pieces?Copy !req
575. Be my guest.Copy !req
576. Elliot. Elliot.
What the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
577. Aren't you supposed to be
downstairs with Larry?Copy !req
578. Why? So I'll be safe?Copy !req
579. It's all pointless.Copy !req
580. I'm fighting destiny. Why?Copy !req
581. My life's destroyed anyway, so...Copy !req
582. Decided I'd help everybody out
and just kill myself.Copy !req
583. Well, this is only the second floor.Copy !req
584. You wouldn't kill yourself.Copy !req
585. Maybe break an arm or a leg.Copy !req
586. Plus, to be fair,
you'd have to die and be burnedCopy !req
587. if you wanted to really save everyone.Copy !req
588. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
589. 'Cause I'm so weak, I couldn't even try.Copy !req
590. I'm a failure.Copy !req
591. I'm a failure.
And the whole world's gonna pay for it.Copy !req
592. Hey, stop that.Copy !req
593. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
594. Come here.Copy !req
595. This worldCopy !req
596. is a beautiful, horrible place.Copy !req
597. It's spectacular.Copy !req
598. You don't need the burden of ending it.Copy !req
599. Maybe the people in this house
can't save you.Copy !req
600. We failed before.Copy !req
601. But can you at least let us try?Copy !req
602. Huh?Copy !req
603. Now what the hell?Copy !req
604. Welcome, guests.Copy !req
605. Giant clowns? Nope.Copy !req
606. Run and the Hoodmen
will only gather you again.Copy !req
607. You may stay as our guests.Copy !req
608. I don't want to...Copy !req
609. Be stung. It looked like it hurt.Copy !req
610. So what the hell
are you supposed to be?Copy !req
611. We are the Archons.Copy !req
612. The high priests of Nurnheim.Copy !req
613. Wait.Copy !req
614. I know you.Copy !req
615. You tried to steal the Book from me.Copy !req
616. You're the boy's parents.Copy !req
617. We were, but we have ascended.Copy !req
618. A reward for protecting
the Unwritten Book until its completion.Copy !req
619. This is your reward?Copy !req
620. All of Nurnheim is ours.Copy !req
621. Dad's taking a real victory lap.Copy !req
622. His suffering was brief.Copy !req
623. As will be our glory.Copy !req
624. Because soon the Decreator will riseCopy !req
625. and set right to existenceCopy !req
626. and then we,Copy !req
627. all of us,Copy !req
628. will cease to be.Copy !req
629. I hate to break it to you,
but that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
630. Because you are going to stop us?Copy !req
631. You're too late, guests.Copy !req
632. All of Nurnheim has gone to retrieve
and read the Unwritten Book.Copy !req
633. Well, good luck finding him.Copy !req
634. We put a spell on him
with weird spit and everything.Copy !req
635. He's invisible to you.Copy !req
636. You can't read what you can't see.Copy !req
637. But you're wrong.Copy !req
638. We see everything.Copy !req
639. Gone? You let him go?Copy !req
640. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
641. - I trusted you.
- I didn't do anything. It was him.Copy !req
642. - Who's "him"?
- Why would he do that?Copy !req
643. - Don't you get it?
- Who's "he"?Copy !req
644. He's just as screwed up as me.Copy !req
645. You need to pull yourself together.Copy !req
646. Nobody's gonna explain
anything to me, are they?Copy !req
647. Elliot is fine.
He's terrible, but he's fine.Copy !req
648. - I thought you'd run off to...
- Kill myself?Copy !req
649. Yeah, I was thinking about it.Copy !req
650. She talked me into staying safe.Copy !req
651. I don't know why, but I thought
this horse's ass could save him.Copy !req
652. Get the boy downstairs. It's them.Copy !req
653. You're with me. You take the hall.Copy !req
654. Make sure nobody comes downstairs. Go!Copy !req
655. Can I trust you?Copy !req
656. Can I trust it?Copy !req
657. It does love a fight.Copy !req
658. Hurry. Hurry.Copy !req
659. Who in the world put those there?Copy !req
660. Willoughby did. They're magic.
They're supposed to protect the lab.Copy !req
661. He dipped them in Sriracha.Copy !req
662. Well, let's put them
back together again.Copy !req
663. Grid, activate sonic canon.Copy !req
664. Science.Copy !req
665. What's that for?Copy !req
666. Magic.Copy !req
667. That's it. They're in.Copy !req
668. - Dry bachelors. Of course.
- Dry bachelors?Copy !req
669. Assassins. Pain surgeons.Copy !req
670. Made out of dead skin
and letters that were never sent.Copy !req
671. Any time now.Copy !req
672. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
673. Oh, come on. Quit playing games.Copy !req
674. Release, or whatever.Copy !req
675. This isn't gonna work.Copy !req
676. It's fine. It's totally fine.Copy !req
677. - Oh, I don't wanna die.
- And you won't.Copy !req
678. We're going to gather all the little
disgusting beads and keep you safeCopy !req
679. while the others fight
whatever it is out there.Copy !req
680. We're going to
save the world or whateverCopy !req
681. and then I will have a stiff Manhattan
and go to bed.Copy !req
682. I don't care about my destiny.Copy !req
683. I don't care about saving the world.
I just don't want to die.Copy !req
684. Listen, I was well on my way
out of here when you stopped me.Copy !req
685. And God knows why,
I actually did something good.Copy !req
686. I am being a good personCopy !req
687. and you are absolutely
ruining this moment for me.Copy !req
688. So shut up
and pick up the stupid beads!Copy !req
689. Behind you!Copy !req
690. Nice science.Copy !req
691. Nice magic.Copy !req
692. What happened to your arm gun thingy?Copy !req
693. Uses up too much juice.Copy !req
694. Besides...Copy !req
695. We don't need it.Copy !req
696. We got this.Copy !req
697. We got them on the run.Copy !req
698. Let's go clean 'em up.Copy !req
699. No, it's not right.Copy !req
700. They don't just leave.Copy !req
701. Wait...Copy !req
702. What are those?Copy !req
703. Jesus. Hoodmen.Copy !req
704. It's the royal guard of Nurnheim.Copy !req
705. The robot and the lunatic
must have dropped the ball on this one.Copy !req
706. - This is bad.
- Screw 'em. We keep fighting.Copy !req
707. We gotta take these things out,
no matter what.Copy !req
708. You're right. We do. Sorry.Copy !req
709. Sorry for what?Copy !req
710. Kipling, you...Copy !req
711. - Here.
- Good. Check under the chair.Copy !req
712. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
713. - It's over?
- We won?Copy !req
714. Not yet. But we will.Copy !req
715. You have to take care of him.Copy !req
716. There's too many of them.Copy !req
717. No, please.Copy !req
718. Elliot!Copy !req
719. Grid, transfer all energy
to ionic grenade.Copy !req
720. Contain it to the room and let it rip!Copy !req
721. So this is it?Copy !req
722. We just stare at each other
until the world ends?Copy !req
723. It won't be long until the Book is read.Copy !req
724. I can feel it.Copy !req
725. The Book? You mean your son?Copy !req
726. To me, he is the Unwritten Book.Copy !req
727. Wow.
I gotta hand it to you, lady.Copy !req
728. I've been a pretty shitty dad.Copy !req
729. You know, checked out for a while now.Copy !req
730. But you take the whole goddamn cake.Copy !req
731. Raising your only kidCopy !req
732. just so you can sacrifice him
to a death cultCopy !req
733. after killing his dad in front of him?Copy !req
734. That there is some top-shelf bullshit.Copy !req
735. Back me up here, Tiny Tim.Copy !req
736. Oh, uh...Copy !req
737. Very bad mother, sir.Copy !req
738. That's only one perspective.Copy !req
739. To you, I am a bad mother.Copy !req
740. To many others,
I was a good custodian of the Book.Copy !req
741. It was always happy.Copy !req
742. No, that's not a perspective.
That's a delusion.Copy !req
743. And the reality is,
you're a fucking psychopath.Copy !req
744. There is no reality.Copy !req
745. There is only perception.Copy !req
746. The way we see things.Copy !req
747. The way we see ourselves.Copy !req
748. No, this can't be real.
Hey, you seeing this?Copy !req
749. Jane? Jane?Copy !req
750. Jane?Copy !req
751. Then there's how we see each other.Copy !req
752. Is this really how you see me?Copy !req
753. Clara? You think I see Jane
as my daughter?Copy !req
754. Stop this, please.Copy !req
755. First, you should see
your true essence.Copy !req
756. You're nothing more than
an organ in a container.Copy !req
757. Are you not?Copy !req
758. And you? Young Kay?Copy !req
759. Scared and wounded child.Copy !req
760. But soon all will see what will be.Copy !req
761. Because the Decreator
will make everything nothing.Copy !req
762. Oh, my God.
Is that the Decreator?Copy !req
763. We're too late.Copy !req
764. Maybe I should have done
"A Hard Day's Night."Copy !req