1. Previously on
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2. Mr. Morden.
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3. Yes. Yes, you must be
Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.
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4. You've slipped through
my fingers for the last time.
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5. It's the Chief!
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6. Look, it's all going to be fine.
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7. Chief disappears all the time.
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8. Into a fucking hole?
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9. This is what the world
looks like when we try to live in it.
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10. Where are you going?
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11. We're not heroes.
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12. So that's it?
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13. I'm going this alone.
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14. Did you see anything useful?
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15. Yes, damn it! The donkey!
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16. What's the donkey got to do with it?
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17. That's what I'm trying
to figure out, asshole!
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18. The donkey is a door.
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19. We're going in!
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20. The worst thing about
not knowing your own past
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21. is that you're doomed to repeat it.
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22. Any sign of the Chief?
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23. We know he's alive.
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24. I'm staying here
until I find Niles Caulder.
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25. Like hell you are.
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26. Just go away!
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27. We don't want you here!
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28. We don't care about your Chief!
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29. Get out of here!
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30. You need to pay attention
to what we're saying!
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31. You fucked up our town!
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32. - Get out of here.
- Goddamn bitch.
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33. Just three weeks, Victor.
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34. Making me sit out
hurts the whole team.
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35. They shouldn't have to suffer
for my mistake.
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36. - Your father and I already discussed it.
- What?
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37. Why do you think
you only got three weeks?
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38. Your father wanted you to sit out
for the rest of the season.
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39. So you should be kissing my behind
right about now.
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40. You're the one who told me I should
be spending more time with my friends.
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41. Not at the expense of your grades.
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42. Look, I know this seems
like the end of the world.
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43. But in ten years from now
you won't even remember this happened.
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44. This is bullshit!
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45. Grid, show me security footage
of Mom's lab five years ago,
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46. June 13th, 6:37 p.m.
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47. Grid, authenticate footage.
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48. It hasn't been tampered with or edited?
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49. Cute.
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50. What have you got?
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51. I think Chief
might be a hoarder.
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52. And a diabetic.
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53. I've been trying to get Chief
to organize this dungeon for years.
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54. How are we supposed to find anything
about this Nobody person in here?
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55. Or where he may have taken the Chief.
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56. There's no rhyme or reason to any of it.
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57. Oh, my God.
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58. What?
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59. I found something.
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60. Oh, look, that fucking donkey!
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61. What's up?
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62. We need to gather everyone
for a briefing.
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63. - A what?
- A briefing.
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64. It's a meeting
where intel is disseminated.
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65. Right. Sure.
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66. "Disseminated."
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67. Just go get everyone.
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68. What?
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69. This is your response
because I wanted some ground rules?
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70. Did you pressure-check the APUs?
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71. I did.
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72. What about the dive brakes?
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73. Oh, my God.
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74. I'd forgotten.
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75. Relax.
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76. This time tomorrow night
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77. you'll be the fastest pilot on Earth.
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78. But right now, you're mine.
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79. - John.
- Hey. Hey.
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80. This is the one hour a week
I get with you.
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81. There's just a lot riding on tomorrow.
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82. If all goes well,
I'm on the next Mercury mission.
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83. That's right.
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84. You become a poster child
for a country who hates you.
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85. Nobody hates me.
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86. No.
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87. Not all-American airman Larry Trainor,
no, everybody loves him.
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88. Am I missing something?
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89. I mean, you know that
I've had my eye on Mercury.
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90. All of a sudden it's a problem for you?
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91. I put in for a discharge, Larry.
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92. What?
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93. I'm done tip-toeing around
these narrow-minded meatheads
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94. who'd sooner kick my ass than look at me
if they knew who I really was.
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95. I'm out.
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96. Are you serious?
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97. Come with me.
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98. Oh, my God.
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99. Make your flight tomorrow,
then we'll leave.
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100. We'd make a killing
in the private sector.
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101. You're a selfish prick.
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102. I'm selfish?
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103. You couldn't wait 12 lousy hours
to unburden yourself?
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104. You had to drop all this on me tonight?
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105. Oh, right. How dare I have feelings
that interfere with your needs?
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106. Well, the next time you wanna talk to me
about me,
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107. have the balls to come out and say it.
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108. I'm not the fucking coward here, Larry.
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109. Go to hell, John.
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110. Don't you get it? I have no say
in our relationship, Larry.
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111. It's always about you.
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112. Your career, your family.
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113. Right, because I'm the one
who actually has something to lose.
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114. Fuck you.
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115. Hey, John.
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116. John, hey, hey, hey, come on.
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117. I'm sorry, all right?
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118. Look, we'll work this out.
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119. I promise you, just...
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120. Can you give me a minute
to think about this?
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121. At least until after tomorrow.
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122. It's a big day.
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123. Fine.
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124. I'm going.
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125. No matter what you decide.
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126. Morning, dipshit.
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127. Here's what we know.
Mr. Nobody's real name is Eric Morden.
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128. He was a member
of the Brotherhood of Evil,
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129. supervillain team from the 1930s.
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130. What exactly are we doing here?
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131. It's a briefing.
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132. - A what?
- I'm not doing this again.
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133. Are we really the best people
to hunt a super villain?
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134. Morden disappeared while traveling
through South America in the 1940s.
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135. This photo places our donkey friend
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136. in Paraguay in 1948.
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137. Something happened down there.
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138. Something important enough
that the Chief kept this photo.
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139. Do you have a photo printer
in there somewhere?
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140. - No.
- Where did the photos come out from?
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141. I said no.
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142. Is it your butt?
I bet it's his butt.
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143. All right, say we go
to Paraguay, then what?
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144. Where do you get toner
for your butt printer?
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145. - Who died and made you team leader?
- Everyone, just shut up.
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146. Chief saved all your lives.
You owe it to him to keep looking.
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147. Are you the best people for the job?
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148. Hell, no.
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149. But we're all he's got.
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150. Someone else wanna take charge,
be my guest.
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151. Your first job, get us to Paraguay.
Any ideas?
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152. No?
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153. How does a private jet sound?
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154. Everything all right?
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155. All good.
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156. I need the jet gassed
and ready to fly in an hour.
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157. Are you ready to come home?
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158. Not until I find Niles, I told you.
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159. Well, I think it's very brave of you to
try to strike out on your own like this.
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160. I should get going,
lots to do before takeoff.
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161. But being your own man
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162. means making your own way.
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163. You don't want to give me the jet.
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164. Fine, I'll charter one.
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165. I'm not making myself clear.
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166. This mission you're on
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167. is your mission, not S. T.A.R. Labs'.
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168. You're gonna have to gather
your own resources
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169. and that means no S. T.A.R. credit cards
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170. or corporate account privileges.
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171. I'm asking you for help here.
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172. - Can't you just help me?
- You're a smart man, Vic.
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173. I'm sure you'll figure something out.
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174. Please tell me this is our ride
to the airport.
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175. Change of plan, hop on.
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176. You seriously want us
to drive to Paraguay?
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177. Which takes a week.
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178. No, it does not take a week.
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179. Okay.
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180. It takes two.
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181. - It's this left, here.
- Larry, I know where I'm going.
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183. Rita, the map!
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184. Guys, I know where I'm going.
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185. You know what
wins championships?
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187. Hey, Grandma. Grandma's in town.
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188. Mmm. I am obeying the law.
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189. Could you drive just a little faster?
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190. Just a little bit faster. Come on.
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191. You just turn left over there...
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192. What are you doing?
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193. Keep your eyes on the road!
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194. The pedal on the right, there.
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195. I'm gonna kill myself!
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196. - Don't do it.
- Jane, please. Get back here.
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197. She's doing it! Oh, shit!
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198. Hey, can you hear me?
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199. That stunt you pulled
in the Chief's lab,
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200. completely uncalled-for.
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201. Now, I admit
my note may have been terse.
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202. But endangering my life?
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203. I'm well within my rights
to set boundaries.
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204. It's my body, I call the shots, not you.
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205. You're just a goddamn hitchhiker.
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206. You're a soul-sucking parasite.
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207. Whoa, whoa!
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208. What the hell's wrong with you?
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209. What the fuck happened?
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210. All good.
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211. We're all good.
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212. What did you do, Larry?
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213. I didn't do anything,
it was him. It.
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214. Well, could you tell him to undo it?
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215. Look, we're not exactly
on speaking terms at the moment.
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216. Point of fact,
I think he may be trying to kill me.
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217. That would've been
useful information to have
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218. before we let you drive.
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219. Don't yell at him, it's not his fault
he has no control over that thing.
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220. Yes, I do.
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221. I will, uh...
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222. I'll get it under control.
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223. Impressive leadership skills
there, Batman.
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224. Way to rally the team.
Justice League 2020.
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225. Great news,
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226. they had one room left.
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227. Hey...
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228. You didn't have to wait up.
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229. Everything will be fine tomorrow.
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230. I promise.
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231. What about the day after that?
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232. It will also be fine.
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233. It's always a promise, isn't it?
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234. It's late.
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235. And you got a big day tomorrow,
I am well aware.
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236. I'm going to bed. You comin'?
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237. You promised things
would change after we moved here.
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239. late night beers with the guys.
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240. And I meant it.
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241. All right?
Just let me get through tomorrow...
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242. You said the same thing
when we moved to Ellsworth.
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243. And Charleston.
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244. Why should here be any different?
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245. Because I'm telling you.
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246. Maybe this is all my fault.
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247. No.
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249. I keep waiting for you to change.
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250. Maybe I'm the one
who needs to make some changes.
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251. I'm really scared, Sheryl.
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252. I know it's not a very tough thing
to say, but it's how I feel.
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from losing my mind
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I've been wanting to ask you about.
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to keep all of your...
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such an OCD, alpha douche-waffle,
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wouldn't treat you like one.
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and he said,
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271. Remember that?
Right over there.
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272. Well, you used to really be scared.
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to get you, Barbara.
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280. I'll bet you're real fuzzy, too,
aren't you?
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- Can't a lady floss in peace?
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- For 45 minutes?
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285. That's real irresponsible, Vic.
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never loses his keys.
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287. Two more minutes, Rita,
then I'm taking it off the hinges.
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291. The person who is breathing is me.
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292. Shit!
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293. We ready?
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294. - What's going on?
- Rita won't come out of the bathroom.
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295. Someone's taken the bus keys.
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296. Maybe a super villain
took the bus keys.
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300. Whoops.
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301. Rita, honey.
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303. I got you a vanilla latte.
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304. Also, get the fuck out of there
before I rip your fuckin' face off!
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305. I'm sorry if my morning ablutions
are inconvenient for you.
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306. Maybe you should leave without me
if you're in such a big hurry.
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307. You heard the lady.
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309. No, we do not leave people behind.
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310. We don't force people to do shit
they ain't up to.
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311. She'll be fine, Vic.
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317. - How did we get here?
- Flit got tired of waiting.
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321. And Flit does what she wants
when she wants.
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322. Just like your little friend in there.
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323. Well, why didn't Flit
wanna bring Vic?
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324. Also known as the one person
who knows what he's doing.
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325. We don't need that
bite-in-the-ass cramping our style
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crime-fighting experience,
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328. but by all means, Cliff, take the lead.
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330. and the donkey were both here in 1948.
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331. Uh-huh.
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332. And...
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336. Hey, yourself.
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337. Bus will be here any minute.
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338. I'm sorry.
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You can probably tell.
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340. No sweat.
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341. Us, too.
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342. Really?
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343. What are you getting?
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344. Yeah, not sure. How about you?
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345. Well, I was saving up for the Morden.
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346. But I just couldn't wait!
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348. Ah, yeah.
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349. Hey, hey.
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350. Ain't you Cyborg?
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Hey, name's Ring-Ding.
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and our metal friend here is Cheetah.
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370. Uh-huh.
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frickin' amazing.
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375. But who has those kind of ducats?
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383. Welcome to Fuchtopia.
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- Fuchtopia.
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- We're fine.
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386. This way, please.
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388. Orientation?
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389. - The fuck?
- Shh.
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to Fuchtopia,
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are made greater.
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your life-altering journey,
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with my own story.
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the capabilities of the human body.
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some of my unique ideas.
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so funny anymore.
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408. Oh, good, keeping up your strength.
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409. You'll need it for when
you continue to do absolutely nothing.
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410. A body has to eat, Victor.
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tends to make one grumpy.
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about finding the Chief?
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and do something.
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that will change our situation?
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Paraguay is not happening for us.
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for the others to come back.
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ever since we left.
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At least I can admit it.
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426. - I'm not afraid.
- You're a hero.
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on your own, but you needed us
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428. to come along for what?
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429. Company?
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430. Face it, Victor.
You're as afraid as the rest of us.
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431. After the war, I relocated to Paraguay,
for health reasons.
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my groundbreaking research
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with metaphysical abilities.
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heard of my most infamous client...
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436. Whose procedure in my finest invention
was going exactly to specification
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brought a scoundrel to my door.
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438. - Is that the Chief?
- That's the Chief.
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439. Shh!
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with something of great value to me.
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my anatomical revolution,
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444. Today, my descendants continue my legacy
of making great men greater,
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446. We have a power to suit every need.
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or super strength,
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448. or select our top tier options,
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449. the Morden, which draws meta-human
powers from other dimensions.
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450. Consultants are standing by
to assist you.
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from a Nazi fuckhead,
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when Mr. Nobody Mr. Nobodied.
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will be opting for the upgrades?
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458. - That's exciting.
- Uh, yeah.
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459. - Can't wait.
- Uh, the Morden procedure,
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460. what does it do exactly?
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461. It embodies Von Fuchs' deepest wish,
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462. to make any man a better man.
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463. This inter-dimensional chamber,
it can do that?
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464. Nein.
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465. Aw.
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466. Do you have an alternative
form of payment?
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467. Mmm-hmm.
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468. Oh.
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469. Okay.
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470. We are incredibly proud of...
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471. It seems you gentlemen
are having a small payment issue.
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472. Let me see if I can help.
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473. Nein.
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474. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you
and your friends
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475. to leave the premises immediately.
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476. Okay, wait. Um...
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477. Your brochure says you have
28 superpowers to choose from.
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478. I've got 64 personalities,
each with their own superpower.
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479. You hook up me and my friends,
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480. I'll give you some of my blood.
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481. You can use that DNA to
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482. do whatever the hell you do.
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483. One moment, please.
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484. Mmm.
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485. Wait, what can you people do
for, say, a guy like me?
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486. That depends on what you mean
by someone like you.
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487. Uh, well, I'm a brain in a can.
There's that.
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488. And... Look at me.
I'm not exactly a...
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489. Um, you know, I don't exactly just...
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490. I just don't feel.
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491. Comfortable in your own skin?
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492. I don't feel anything.
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493. You must feel something.
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494. Something missing.
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495. That's why you're here.
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496. It's okay.
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497. We are all missing something, aren't we?
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498. Follow me, please.
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499. So we got a deal?
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500. Okay.
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501. Nurse, can we put back
on standby?
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502. Yes, sir.
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503. Jesus.
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504. Let's do an exploratory laparotomy
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505. to find and control the source
of the hemorrhage.
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506. Oh, my God.
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507. Oh, my God.
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508. Oh, my God.
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509. No movement.
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510. Sir, there he is.
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511. Captain Trainor,
stay where you are.
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512. Your radiation levels
are off the charts.
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513. You're a danger to everyone around you.
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514. Do not move!
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515. Larry, it's Sheryl.
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516. Hey.
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517. It's so good to hear your voice, baby.
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518. Are you okay?
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519. How are the boys? Are they with you?
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520. No, I didn't bring them.
I...
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521. I sent them to stay with my folks.
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522. Oh.
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523. That makes sense, I guess.
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524. It's better to keep them
away from all this for now.
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525. I told them that Daddy
had to go away for a while,
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526. and that he might not be coming back.
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527. You...
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528. Sheryl, listen to me.
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529. Whatever those doctors told you
is bullshit.
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530. I'm gonna get better,
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531. and I'm gonna walk out of this place,
okay?
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532. I promise you.
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533. Just hang on a little longer for me.
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534. I've been hanging on
a long time now, Larry.
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535. I don't think
I can do it anymore.
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536. Sheryl, please.
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537. I know things have been rough
for a while.
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538. Just give me a chance to fix this,
I swear to you...
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539. You can't.
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540. I love you, Larry,
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541. but you can't fix this.
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542. You can't fix any of this.
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543. You never could.
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544. I can change.
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545. We shouldn't be afraid to admit
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546. that we deserve better than this.
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547. Sheryl, please.
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548. Please don't do this to me.
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549. I'm begging you.
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550. I'm sorry.
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551. I hope that you recover from this
one day, Larry,
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552. and if that happens,
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553. I hope that you find the love
that you deserve.
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554. I really do.
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555. Sheryl.
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556. Sheryl.
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557. Sheryl.
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558. Sheryl!
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559. Maybe it's time we see
what better looks like.
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560. Dessert?
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561. Look, I'm sorry I lost it
back there, okay?
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562. You're right. It is over.
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563. This whole thing has gone to hell.
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564. All because I was trying
to prove myself to my pops.
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565. I'm used to having my dad
get into my head, but...
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566. Having that Nobody guy there, too...
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567. I just don't know
what to believe anymore.
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568. I used to exercise rigid control
over my diet.
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569. But ever since my incident,
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570. keeping my figure takes...
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571. Well, let's just say a level
of control beyond Pritikin.
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572. I've learned to manage over the years.
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573. But that overblown psychopath
got into my head, too,
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574. and I'm starting to lose control
all over again.
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575. Hey, Pops.
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576. No. Everything's going great.
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577. Oh. Oh, that's...
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578. No. I know where the airport is.
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579. I have privacy mode enabled.
How are you listening?
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580. Daddy dearest to the rescue?
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581. The Starjet's ready
and waiting if we want it.
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582. Do we want it?
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583. Welcome, Jane.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
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584. I am Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.
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585. Do you like my puppets?
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586. As a man of science, please indulge me.
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587. How did you manage to obtain
so many meta-human abilities?
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588. You want the deal or not?
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589. I would have to meet
another of your personas
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590. and behold their power.
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591. Except it doesn't work that way.
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592. I don't control them,
they don't control me.
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593. Oh, dear.
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594. I do imagine
that must be ever so tiresome.
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595. Constantly forced to cede authority
to your inner demons.
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596. If necessary,
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597. I could assist you with that.
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598. It's over, isn't it?
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599. I'm free.
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600. I'm free.
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601. You could live out your days
with unfettered autonomy.
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602. I could extract the others
and their powers
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603. and leave only your
core persona in that body.
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604. Pass.
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605. Tell me, Jane.
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606. Are you not the core persona
inside your little menagerie?
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607. When you get to
wherever the hell you're going,
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608. send me a postcard, all right?
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609. What are you doing?
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610. What are you doing?
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611. You and me are done.
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612. Move the hell out of my way.
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613. Hell out of my way.
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614. Get the fuck out of my way!
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615. Your core, Jane.
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616. There was some kind of trauma
in her past.
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617. Yeah? When she was young.
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618. This caused her mind to splinter,
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619. allowing you and your
other personas to manifest.
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620. All in order to protect
this innocent little girl.
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621. You want to know how
I got my powers, asshole?
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622. A group of fuckhead scientists like you
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623. did terrible things to an innocent girl.
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624. Except, the pursuit of science
is worth any cost.
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625. The man who helped me escape
would disagree.
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626. Actually, I think you may know him.
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627. Niles Caulder.
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628. This is good.
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629. Meaningful silence is good.
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630. You remember Niles, don't you?
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631. The guy who shot your Nazi ass.
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632. Ten times the scientist you'll ever be.
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633. Niles Caulder is a fraud
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634. whose intelligence
is devastatingly limited,
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635. whereas my genius is revolutionary.
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636. Mmm.
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637. Is it, though?
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638. A creepy old Nazi shitbag
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639. keeping himself alive
in some janky-ass iron lung...
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640. doesn't feel super-revolutionary to me.
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641. I don't get it.
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642. We're free from one another.
Why won't you leave me alone?
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643. Leave me alone.
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644. Fuck you.
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645. Fuck you!
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646. - Sorry, Cliff, but we...
- Can't allow you to leave.
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647. - Please...
- Remain where you are.
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648. The fuck?
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649. A friend of Niles Caulder
is an enemy of Von Fuchs.
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650. Von Fuchs is uber. Von Fuchs is uber.
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651. Von Fuchs is uber!
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652. You and I are not so different, Jane.
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653. I find myself a little fragmented, too.
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654. Whereas you are
one of many personalities,
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655. trapped within a single body,
I am a single personality
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656. spread across many bodies.
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657. Nazi fucks.
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658. You wanna fuck with me?
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659. You want to fuck with me?
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660. I had a life before you.
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661. People who cared about me.
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662. I had a job, I had a future.
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663. I knew who I was.
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664. But ever since the day
you crashed my jet,
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665. ever since you decided to live
inside my body,
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666. my life has been a nightmare.
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667. I had everything,
and you fucked it all up!
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668. You fucked it all up.
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669. I underestimated you.
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670. We could do wonderful things together,
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671. you and I.
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672. What do you say?
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673. Auf wiedersehen, motherfucker.
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674. I win.
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675. Even this insignificant victory
doesn't belong to you, Jane.
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676. Nothing in your life does.
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677. Oh, God.
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678. What did I do?
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679. I'm sorry. I...
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680. - You...
- Don't.
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681. Should we search the place?
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682. Or that, yeah.
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683. Nazis.
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684. Uh-huh.
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685. Jet's a mile that way.
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686. We found the Chief.
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687. Larry? Larry, you there, bud?
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688. It's John.
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689. I'm here with a few of the boys.
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690. We heard you were taking visitors,
so we hopped in my truck
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691. and here we are.
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692. Looks like they got you
in a real VIP suite here, Trainor.
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693. Like you're the sultan
of I-don't-know-what.
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694. Be a real thrill
to hear your voice, Lar.
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695. Oh, hey, here's a laugh.
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696. Guess who re-upped?
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697. That's right.
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698. Not going anywhere
till the Air Force kicks me out.
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699. Yeah, I thought about the poor bastard
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700. who'd get assigned to you if I left,
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701. and I just felt terrible for the guy.
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702. I think I'm the only one who knows
how to deal with your bullshit, Trainor,
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703. so you're stuck with me.
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704. You hear me, buddy?
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705. I'm not going anywhere.
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706. I'll be right here.
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707. Go.
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708. Hey, Lar, uh...
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709. I didn't read you, buddy.
You wanna run that back by me?
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710. Go.
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711. Copy that.
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712. You must be all kinds of tired.
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713. We'll let you get your rest.
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714. Be good, Trainor.
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715. We're rooting for you.
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716. First class all the way, huh?
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717. Yeah.
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718. I, um...
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719. appreciate the help.
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720. Thank you.
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721. You know your old man will
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722. Listen, I... I gotta run.
Talk soon. All right?
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723. Will do.
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724. If you need anything else,
you just let...
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725. Guys?
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726. Was I supposed to be in here
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727. Huh.
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728. Cool.
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729. What the...
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