1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. I must've seen this ad
100 times as a girl.Copy !req
3. It's like he just
walked out of the comic book.Copy !req
4. The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
5. The machine's taking over.
And I can't stop it.Copy !req
6. I just found out Flex Mentallo
has a wife named Dolores.Copy !req
7. She's old as fuck,
but she's still alive.Copy !req
8. You're the genius
who got a talking streetCopy !req
9. to tell us that Flex is the key
to finding the Chief.Copy !req
10. - You must be Dolores.
- Look at my elbow.Copy !req
11. The Bureau of Normalcy.Copy !req
12. I was one of their assets.Copy !req
13. - For years, they tortured me.
- Where?Copy !req
14. Welcome to the Ant Farm.Copy !req
15. Let me out!Copy !req
16. Hey, buddy? You're looking for
a way out? Trying to escape?Copy !req
17. - Who're you?
- 722.Copy !req
18. It is an absolute
pleasure to beCopy !req
19. - in your presence again, Trainor.
- Forsythe.Copy !req
20. Your friends are getting free,Copy !req
21. but you're the last piece.Copy !req
22. Under certain
conditions, these nanites...Copy !req
23. They can go rogue.Copy !req
24. There would be nothing
left of your son.Copy !req
25. Your point?Copy !req
26. You made me this. A monster.Copy !req
27. Oh, wow, look,
it's Flex Mentallo!Copy !req
28. Hi, Flex.Copy !req
29. Hi, Dolores.Copy !req
30. Morning, Flex. How's it going?Copy !req
31. - Gentlemen.
- Hi, Dolores.Copy !req
32. - How's it going?
- Here you go, my dear.Copy !req
33. Oh.Copy !req
34. How you doin'?Copy !req
35. "Our hometown hero, Flex Mentallo,
has done it again, folks."Copy !req
36. Oh, boy. Here we go.Copy !req
37. "Doctor Saucer's attempted robbery
of the local aquariumCopy !req
38. was thwarted by our very own
Man of Muscle Mystery.Copy !req
39. He made short work
of the dastardly dish-headCopy !req
40. by manipulating
the vibrational wavelengthsCopy !req
41. of his magnificent muscles."Copy !req
42. "From the bottom of our hearts,
this town thanks you, Mr. Mentallo."Copy !req
43. My dear man,Copy !req
44. perfect as your body is, your best
flex will always be your smile.Copy !req
45. That laugh lights me up, Dolly.
It was all dark before you.Copy !req
46. - You're the light of my life.
- Mmm.Copy !req
47. Help. Help! Someone help!Copy !req
48. Someone help! Help me!Copy !req
49. Help me, please!Copy !req
50. Oh, no.Copy !req
51. What seems to be the trouble, young man?Copy !req
52. That's right, it's me, Flex Mentallo,Copy !req
53. Man of Muscle Mystery.
How can I be of service?Copy !req
54. Oh...Copy !req
55. I see. That is troubling.Copy !req
56. Hmm.Copy !req
57. I think we could do
something about that.Copy !req
58. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...Copy !req
59. That's a good kitty.Copy !req
60. Oh, look at you. So fuzzy, cozy kitty.Copy !req
61. Target acquired.Copy !req
62. The miscreations have taken control!Copy !req
63. I need every man still standing
to gear up!Copy !req
64. This is about containment now!Copy !req
65. Dad? Dad, wake up.Copy !req
66. I killed him. I...Copy !req
67. He's still alive.
But we have to get him out of here.Copy !req
68. Jane, tell Flit to do the thing.Copy !req
69. - "Tell" her?
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
70. Jesus... You know what I mean!Copy !req
71. Sorry if I missed the subtext
of your incredibly blunt directive.Copy !req
72. Why don't you mansplain it to me?Copy !req
73. If there ever was a time
for you to let something go,Copy !req
74. this is that time!Copy !req
75. That's not how it works, dude.Copy !req
76. Come on! We need to get
the fuck out of here, Jane!Copy !req
77. Please don't kill me!Copy !req
78. Say...Copy !req
79. Do I know you?Copy !req
80. But we're not supposed to
leave our rooms without permission.Copy !req
81. Hey!Copy !req
82. - Hey! My clicker!
- Guys, he's losing blood.Copy !req
83. Or did you forget about him?Copy !req
84. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
85. You sure do swear a lot.Copy !req
86. 722?Copy !req
87. You almost look...Copy !req
88. But it couldn't be you, could it?Copy !req
89. Jane, would you
please talk to Flit?Copy !req
90. What is it, Rita?Copy !req
91. Take away the ratty beard
and the baggy jumpsuit,Copy !req
92. and I swear
he looks just like Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
93. From Mentall-Os cereal?Copy !req
94. From the funny book Danny gave us.Copy !req
95. If we don't leave right now,
we ain't fucking leaving!Copy !req
96. Stop those abominations! Go!Copy !req
97. - Jane!
- Everybody grab on.Copy !req
98. Stop them, now!Copy !req
99. Balls!Copy !req
100. Thank you.
Was that so fuckin' hard?Copy !req
101. Got it.Copy !req
102. Um, where am I?Copy !req
103. Also, does anyone else feel, um,
a little pukey?Copy !req
104. - Where did you take them?
- The hospital.Copy !req
105. You just left them there?Copy !req
106. As opposed to?Copy !req
107. Vic can't be alone right now.
He's fragile and possibly psychotic.Copy !req
108. Uh, who is Vic?Copy !req
109. - Now it's Flitapalooza.
- Now he's not alone.Copy !req
110. What a mess.Copy !req
111. No! No!Copy !req
112. Guys, we actually did something right.Copy !req
113. We went to rescue Vic,
and we motherhumping did it.Copy !req
114. Up top!Copy !req
115. He nearly beat his father to death.Copy !req
116. And that's terrible.
Really, really fucking terrible.Copy !req
117. I don't think it should tar
our accomplishment.Copy !req
118. We saved a superhero!Copy !req
119. Whoo! Us. The fuck-ups.Copy !req
120. I think we deserve
a small pat on the back for that.Copy !req
121. And we found Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
122. He's some kinda clue
to finding Niles, right?Copy !req
123. So, it's not one,
but two things we nailed. Whoo!Copy !req
124. Let's hear it. Yeah!Copy !req
125. Whoo!Copy !req
126. Who's Flex Mentallo?Copy !req
127. You are.Copy !req
128. Am I?Copy !req
129. God damn it!Copy !req
130. You know, I'm feeling a bit
pukey myself. Think I'll go lay down.Copy !req
131. Look, we're not attached
at the hip anymore, okay?Copy !req
132. You don't have to be everywhere I am.Copy !req
133. Look, it's nothing personal.
I'm just tired.Copy !req
134. And it's a little hard to sleep
with a six-foot nightlight...Copy !req
135. How do you like your suit,
Captain Trainor? Comfortable?Copy !req
136. It weighs a ton,
and it smells like a chemical fire.Copy !req
137. But on the bright side,
there's plenty of roomCopy !req
138. to flail around when you electrocute me.Copy !req
139. See, we took that very issue
into consideration,Copy !req
140. while we were designing it.Copy !req
141. We're going to take a break
with that treatmentCopy !req
142. in favor of something new.Copy !req
143. What?Copy !req
144. The being inside you
has refused to evidence itselfCopy !req
145. since that first encounter.Copy !req
146. What are you gonna do to me?
What the hell is that thing?Copy !req
147. Is something supposed to happen?Copy !req
148. Oh, it's happening.Copy !req
149. You see, this device produces a
frequency imperceptible to human ears.Copy !req
150. But to your luminescent friend? Well...Copy !req
151. In theory, it should be giving him
one doozy of a headache.Copy !req
152. Tell me, Captain Trainor,Copy !req
153. can you hear it screaming inside of you?Copy !req
154. I can't say that I do.Copy !req
155. But if you wanna try
your hand at torturing itCopy !req
156. instead of me for a while,
then be my guest.Copy !req
157. Ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
158. What do you think would happen to you
if your host dies, hmm?Copy !req
159. I didn't want to commence
this particular experiment just yet,Copy !req
160. but I might be persuaded otherwise.Copy !req
161. Good.Copy !req
162. I expect the next time
that I ask to see you...Copy !req
163. I won't be left to wait.Copy !req
164. Hey, pal, you okay in there?Copy !req
165. What? Who the hell are you?Copy !req
166. Sounded like
you were screaming bloody murder.Copy !req
167. No. No, that wasn't me.Copy !req
168. I don't mean nothing by it. It's just...Copy !req
169. Well, it sounded bad, is all.Copy !req
170. I'm not embarrassed.
I'm stating a fact. I was unconscious.Copy !req
171. The screaming was probably from...Copy !req
172. Wait.Copy !req
173. - You could hear it?
- And then some.Copy !req
174. Is there something in there with you?Copy !req
175. So to speak.Copy !req
176. Look, I don't feel like
talking anymore, okay?Copy !req
177. Well, say, pal, what's your name?Copy !req
178. 721.Copy !req
179. Your real name.Copy !req
180. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
181. Sounds like you've been in here a while.Copy !req
182. I tried to keep track
of the days at first,Copy !req
183. but it just made things worse.Copy !req
184. Well, I'm not planning on sticking
around here long enough to find out.Copy !req
185. Here, have a look.Copy !req
186. What the...Copy !req
187. - How did you...
- Muscle Mystery powers, bub.Copy !req
188. They got these things all over me
to tamp it down.Copy !req
189. If you could just reach in here
and yank out some of these cords,Copy !req
190. I can open up a hole
big enough for us to walk through.Copy !req
191. No. Are you... No.
There's no escaping this place.Copy !req
192. - Don't you wanna at least try?
- Stop talking to me.Copy !req
193. Come on, pal.Copy !req
194. Jesus, what...Copy !req
195. I'm Flex Mentallo.
Man of Muscle Mystery. What...Copy !req
196. Nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
197. Where are you from there, Sparky?Copy !req
198. What is that, some kind of
other dimension, or...Copy !req
199. Well, sure, I can get you back there.Copy !req
200. I can open up a door to anywhere.Copy !req
201. You will?Copy !req
202. That's fantastic.Copy !req
203. Alls you got to do is reach in here
and yank out some of these...Copy !req
204. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
205. Modesty is what separates us
from the animals, 722.Copy !req
206. Let's get you dressed.Copy !req
207. My name is Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
208. Again.Copy !req
209. Who is this handsome devil?Copy !req
210. It's you.Copy !req
211. I don't think so, Scrap.Copy !req
212. I still have that thing
on my head, don't I?Copy !req
213. Hey, Jane, can you help me out
with this?Copy !req
214. You just ripped the "S" off, didn't you?Copy !req
215. Uh-huh.Copy !req
216. - Hey, hey.
- Huh?Copy !req
217. You were the cartoon mascot
for a kids' cereal,Copy !req
218. created by an adman named Wally Sage.Copy !req
219. Do you remember Wally?Copy !req
220. I don't know.Copy !req
221. Why were you at the Ant Farm?
What's your super power?Copy !req
222. I don't know.Copy !req
223. How did you
get out of the ad?Copy !req
224. And if you say "I don't know" again,
I'll make you eat your beard.Copy !req
225. Uh...Copy !req
226. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
227. We can ask this ding-dong questions
till the end of time,Copy !req
228. it's not gonna get us any closer
to finding the Chief.Copy !req
229. Did you say "the Chief"?Copy !req
230. - You know him?
- I certainly do.Copy !req
231. And let me tell you something, friends.Copy !req
232. That Chief, he's a real
no good son-of-a-you-know-what.Copy !req
233. - What'd he do?
- Well, nothing,Copy !req
234. considering that he died 20 years ago.Copy !req
235. - Wait. What?
- Look, shitbag,Copy !req
236. I've known the Chief for 50 years.
And if he had died, I would've noticed.Copy !req
237. Not if his identical twin brother
replaced him.Copy !req
238. - Whoa! Say, what now?
- His name was Nic.Copy !req
239. And their mother had to give him up
at birth to a gypsy woman.Copy !req
240. So, Chief never knew of his existence.Copy !req
241. - The fuck?
- Yeah.Copy !req
242. Nic grew up so full of hate and rage,
that by the time that he met Chief,Copy !req
243. he murdered him and stole his life.Copy !req
244. And then, fathered a love child
with the Chief's wife,Copy !req
245. Joanna Heart, who, as it turns out...Copy !req
246. was their sister.Copy !req
247. And she was in a coma
when she gave birth, right?Copy !req
248. Yeah.Copy !req
249. He's talking about Chief Kinkaid
from Secret Hearts,Copy !req
250. some fucking crappy soap opera.Copy !req
251. - It's not crappy.
- You know,Copy !req
252. I was actually on that show once.Copy !req
253. Special guest star.Copy !req
254. Really? Who were you?Copy !req
255. I played myself,
famous race car driver Cliff Steele.Copy !req
256. Barf.Copy !req
257. - I don't remember that one.
- What else is fucking new?Copy !req
258. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
259. Say, who is this handsome devil?Copy !req
260. Still you, dumb-dumb.Copy !req
261. He looks like the type of person
I'd like to be.Copy !req
262. Take off your clothes.Copy !req
263. Jane,
I don't think we can ask him...Copy !req
264. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
265. - The doctor said he's going to be fine.
- No.Copy !req
266. She said he was stable.Copy !req
267. - Vic, don't.
- Don't what?Copy !req
268. Mr. Nobody didn't plant that seed
of doubt in my head,Copy !req
269. I did that all on my own.Copy !req
270. He just twisted it until...Copy !req
271. My dad just wanted me to re-install
Grid. He was trying to save me.Copy !req
272. I just couldn't see it.Copy !req
273. Your head is clear now.Copy !req
274. We need you to turn Grid back on.Copy !req
275. Do you remember the tracker
I put on the Beard Hunter?Copy !req
276. Without Grid, it's useless.Copy !req
277. The longer we wait to go after him,
the further away he'll get.Copy !req
278. If we can find the Beard Hunter,Copy !req
279. - we can find the Chief.
- I can't.Copy !req
280. Yes, you can.Copy !req
281. Mr. Nobody was playing with your head,
you know that.Copy !req
282. - There's nothing to be afraid of...
- How can I be sure?Copy !req
283. Because you just said...Copy !req
284. I know what I said.
Knowing doesn't change how I feel.Copy !req
285. Mr. Nobody told us
not to go after him.Copy !req
286. We should have listened.Copy !req
287. Do you have any idea
what you're doing?Copy !req
288. Nope.Copy !req
289. Ow!Copy !req
290. Sorry. Just... Robot fingers.Copy !req
291. Too bad no one in the Underground
went to beauty school.Copy !req
292. Did they?Copy !req
293. Speaking of,
how's everyone doing down there?Copy !req
294. Never mind.Copy !req
295. Cool.Copy !req
296. - Ooh!
- Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
297. It's just we haven't had a chance to
talk about what happened in thereCopy !req
298. and I wanted to make sure
that you and the others were...Copy !req
299. I don't wanna talk
about the Underground.Copy !req
300. Bring it up again
and I'll do to your brainCopy !req
301. what I'm doing to this chump's hair.Copy !req
302. Are you mad at me for going in there?Copy !req
303. - Because technically, it wasn't...
- Finished!Copy !req
304. - Ta-da.
- God...Copy !req
305. I look incredible.Copy !req
306. Kinda like that hunk on that cereal box.Copy !req
307. If he'd been stabbed
in the face repeatedly.Copy !req
308. You are that hunk, dummy.Copy !req
309. Hmm.Copy !req
310. I don't think so.Copy !req
311. - Hey, I just remembered.
- What?Copy !req
312. Secret Hearts is on in five minutes.Copy !req
313. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
314. after the news broke
that Steve LarsonCopy !req
315. better known as
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,Copy !req
316. had reached an immunity deal
with Federal prosecutorsCopy !req
317. in exchange for information about
a mysterious medical facilityCopy !req
318. hidden deep in a Paraguayan jungle.Copy !req
319. As Larson approached the courthouse
where he was set to give his testimony,Copy !req
320. he was viciously gunned downCopy !req
321. by a man authorities are calling
a devotee to mad Nazi scientistCopy !req
322. Heinrich Von Fuchs.Copy !req
323. We have no comment! Stop talking!Copy !req
324. Shut up!Copy !req
325. Von Fuchs is uber!Copy !req
326. Von Fuchs is uber!Copy !req
327. No! No biting!Copy !req
328. No, no, no... No biting! Ow!Copy !req
329. Thankfully,
Larson was only shot in the minerals,Copy !req
330. and is expected to make a full recovery.Copy !req
331. The assassin, identified by authorities
as Gary Gunnam,Copy !req
332. was apprehended on site.Copy !req
333. His arraignment is set
for early next week.Copy !req
334. Here I am.Copy !req
335. Excuse... Excuse me, miss?Copy !req
336. - Are you a doctor?
- No, no.Copy !req
337. It's impossible to find your roomCopy !req
338. in this cockamamie place.Copy !req
339. I'd really like to go lay down.Copy !req
340. Of course.Copy !req
341. - Thank you, miss...
- Rita.Copy !req
342. Rita.Copy !req
343. And away we go.Copy !req
344. "Away we go" is right, yeah.Copy !req
345. Do you remember your room number?Copy !req
346. No. No.Copy !req
347. But I'm sure if we wander around
a little, we'll find it.Copy !req
348. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
349. I'm telling you, Chief Kinkaid,
the Port Charlotte Ripper is back.Copy !req
350. I did the autopsies on all his victims.Copy !req
351. This is his MO.Copy !req
352. That's impossible, Dr. Winslow.Copy !req
353. The Port Charlotte Ripper
was executed last summer.Copy !req
354. - Unless...
- You arrested the wrong man.Copy !req
355. - Damn it.
- Oh, my God. This is bad!Copy !req
356. Was it always this bad?Copy !req
357. 'Cause I do not remember it
being this bad.Copy !req
358. Shh!Copy !req
359. - It's true.
- Jeez.Copy !req
360. And I don't care that you ran
off and married that Japanese sex robot.Copy !req
361. I've never stopped loving you.Copy !req
362. Kinkaid, please.Copy !req
363. The Takumi-3000 will never
love you the way that I love you.Copy !req
364. We tried the carrot
to jiggle this chump's memory.Copy !req
365. Maybe it's time to jab him with a stick.Copy !req
366. Uh, okay.Copy !req
367. What if we try to trigger
his super power?Copy !req
368. Maybe using it will jog something loose.Copy !req
369. And if it doesn't,
at least we'll know what he can do.Copy !req
370. Oh, no. No.Copy !req
371. Then we can figure out
how to use it to find the Chief.Copy !req
372. My name is Natalia.Copy !req
373. And I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
374. Trigger his power how exactly?Copy !req
375. - Through duress.
- Duress?Copy !req
376. - Duress.
- Duress.Copy !req
377. - Let's do this.
- "Let's"? Meaning me.Copy !req
378. He got his panties in a wad
when you talked over his stories.Copy !req
379. Go over there and try it again.
Only this time, don't let up.Copy !req
380. - That's it? That's the plan?
- You got a problem, shit-stain?Copy !req
381. Go!Copy !req
382. Hey, buddy. How's the episode?Copy !req
383. Shh!Copy !req
384. - Which one is the...
- Shh!Copy !req
385. Jeez.Copy !req
386. Holy...Copy !req
387. Perhaps I should find a family member
to come help you.Copy !req
388. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
389. If you do find a family member
to help me,Copy !req
390. then I'm going to nominate you
for the Nobel Peace Prize.Copy !req
391. They just left you here all alone?Copy !req
392. Well, technically, but, uh...Copy !req
393. I left before them.Copy !req
394. I skipped out...Copy !req
395. middle of the night.Copy !req
396. Never looked back.Copy !req
397. Oh.Copy !req
398. The worst thing I ever done.Copy !req
399. If that's the worst thing
you ever did...Copy !req
400. - Yeah.
- ... consider yourself lucky.Copy !req
401. - Oh, yeah?
- You're a saint compared to me.Copy !req
402. Stop it.Copy !req
403. A nice girl like you,
you'd never have done a thing like that.Copy !req
404. - I'm not a "nice girl."
- Well...Copy !req
405. - I've made mistakes.
- Hmm.Copy !req
406. My friend is in trouble,
I want to help him.Copy !req
407. But someone is threatening
to use those mistakes against me.Copy !req
408. I'm powerless.Copy !req
409. Yeah. If you ask me,Copy !req
410. we have to own our mistakes.Copy !req
411. No matter how terrible.Copy !req
412. I'm an actress.Copy !req
413. I was an actress.Copy !req
414. The warmth of the spotlight,Copy !req
415. it's intoxicating.Copy !req
416. When that light goes out,
you're willing to doCopy !req
417. just about anything to get it back.Copy !req
418. When you reach a certain age
in this business,Copy !req
419. the phones don't ring quite
as frequently as they used to.Copy !req
420. That's when I met Gene Stanton.Copy !req
421. World-renowned,
six-time Oscar winning film producer.Copy !req
422. I know what you're thinking, and no.Copy !req
423. Despite his best efforts, nothing ever
happened between Gene and I.Copy !req
424. He reeked of Acqua di Parma
and cheap cigars.Copy !req
425. And I had my self-respect.Copy !req
426. And one day, Gene asked for a favor.Copy !req
427. It seemed so simple at the time.Copy !req
428. Gene had his eye
on a young Hollywood starlet,Copy !req
429. and all I had to do was
arrange for them to meet.Copy !req
430. Beverly Hills Hotel, 9:00 p.m.Copy !req
431. One year later,Copy !req
432. that actress was bawling her way
through an Oscar speech.Copy !req
433. I was getting offers again. And Gene...Copy !req
434. got what Gene wanted.Copy !req
435. It was a win-win-win.Copy !req
436. So, I arranged another meeting for him.Copy !req
437. And another. And another.Copy !req
438. Each girl rose to stardom.
And my phone kept ringing.Copy !req
439. And then came Marybeth Wooten.Copy !req
440. She had her meeting with Gene.Copy !req
441. And nine months later, there was a baby.Copy !req
442. Gene wasn't about to
step up and become a father.Copy !req
443. That poor girl didn't
have anyone, so she came to me.Copy !req
444. I gave her...Copy !req
445. $100.Copy !req
446. And I sent her on her way.Copy !req
447. I told myself that she would
find the grit to pull herself up.Copy !req
448. But deep down,Copy !req
449. I knew better.Copy !req
450. A week later,Copy !req
451. there it was, in the paper.Copy !req
452. Marybeth had taken her own life.Copy !req
453. No mention of the baby.
It was like it never even existed.Copy !req
454. For a brief, guilt-soaked moment,
I consideredCopy !req
455. taking responsibility for the child,Copy !req
456. but then my phone rang.Copy !req
457. I got the lead roleCopy !req
458. in a sweeping big-budget epic
called Forbidden Congo.Copy !req
459. I was in the spotlight again.Copy !req
460. And it was just as warm as I remembered.Copy !req
461. Looking the other way
should be so much harderCopy !req
462. than it actually is.Copy !req
463. Everything that happened to me
on that picture,Copy !req
464. and everything that happened after...Copy !req
465. I deserved all of it.Copy !req
466. I, too, have spent a lifetime
searching for absolution.Copy !req
467. But it will never come.Copy !req
468. I think...Copy !req
469. You got your power back, kiddo.Copy !req
470. Sir, it's been five hours.Copy !req
471. I'm not sure
it can take much more of this.Copy !req
472. Maybe it's time we let it
re-enter Trainor's body.Copy !req
473. Just a little bit longer.Copy !req
474. Sir, we don't have an SI base unit
to quantify whatever this thing is,Copy !req
475. but there's been a significant drop off
in what we can measure.Copy !req
476. Coulombs, volts, amperes, joules...
They're all plummeting.Copy !req
477. Meaning?Copy !req
478. I think it's dying, sir.Copy !req
479. Where ya been, Sparky? You okay?Copy !req
480. What?Copy !req
481. I'm not talking to you, bub.Copy !req
482. Jeez, Sparky.
I'm gonna get you out of here right now.Copy !req
483. Hey, pal!Copy !req
484. Me and Sparky are gonna blow this joint.
He says you got to come with us.Copy !req
485. Look, I told you
to leave me alone.Copy !req
486. No can-do-ski.Copy !req
487. Apparently, he can't go nowhere
without you.Copy !req
488. So, why don't you take
your chicken wing there,Copy !req
489. reach through this here hole,Copy !req
490. and pull out some of these dang cords,
would ya?Copy !req
491. I can't.
If this suit gets damaged,Copy !req
492. I'd be putting thousands of people
at risk.Copy !req
493. What? Come on!Copy !req
494. There's no place for me out there.Copy !req
495. They're torturing
your friend in here, man.Copy !req
496. I can't, okay? I can't.Copy !req
497. I can't.Copy !req
498. - I can't.
- Come on, man! They're coming!Copy !req
499. We got no time,
you gotta make a move here!Copy !req
500. Come on! Just reach your hand...Copy !req
501. Damn it!Copy !req
502. Perhaps our good friend, 722, will
agree to come quietly this afternoon.Copy !req
503. My name is Flex Mentallo.Copy !req
504. I see.
Perhaps, this will change your mind.Copy !req
505. A boob tube?Copy !req
506. Really? This is
your grand plan to subdue me?Copy !req
507. Well, you can fight this
all you want, 722.Copy !req
508. But the simple fact is
you're no longer who you once were.Copy !req
509. You're the property
of the US government.Copy !req
510. So, I suggest you fall into rank.Copy !req
511. Or what?Copy !req
512. Let me go.Copy !req
513. Please.Copy !req
514. - You have no right to do this.
- Get away from my wife.Copy !req
515. Get away!Copy !req
516. Get away from my wife!Copy !req
517. Wonder how she'll smell
when she's burning.Copy !req
518. Dolly. No, no, no, no! Stop that!Copy !req
519. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
520. Careful. One wrong move and, well...Copy !req
521. Let her go! She...Copy !req
522. She's got nothing to do with this, man!Copy !req
523. We're reasonable people.Copy !req
524. Now, if you play by the rules,Copy !req
525. maybe we'll allow you toCopy !req
526. tune in next week and see her again.Copy !req
527. Same time.Copy !req
528. Same place.Copy !req
529. All we wantCopy !req
530. is for you to be the heroCopy !req
531. that you are, 722.Copy !req
532. Sorry, Sparky.Copy !req
533. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
534. Follow me.Copy !req
535. All those years...Copy !req
536. Because of me.Copy !req
537. Then what?Copy !req
538. I can't understand you like Flex can.
What do you want me to see?Copy !req
539. Dolores.Copy !req
540. There is love
that we have in the open,Copy !req
541. then there's what's hidden
in the depths of our secret hearts.Copy !req
542. More chocolate sauce?Copy !req
543. Yeah? Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
544. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
545. Waka-waka, waka-waka.Copy !req
546. I'm a pole position man myself, Billy.Copy !req
547. Holy smokes, it's my hero,
race car driver Cliff Steele.Copy !req
548. That's right, Billy.
I'm here to make you feel better.Copy !req
549. I'm race car driver Cliff Steele.Copy !req
550. Vernon Reid for Augusta.Copy !req
551. Oh, my God. Is that you?Copy !req
552. There actually was some buzzCopy !req
553. about a Daytime Emmy for me
after this aired.Copy !req
554. For what? Best Supporting Ass Clown?Copy !req
555. Hey, you know, acting's hard, all right?Copy !req
556. And I...Copy !req
557. What the hell is that for?Copy !req
558. We've tried everything we can
to try to fix this chucklefuck.Copy !req
559. It's time to kick it up a notch.Copy !req
560. Whoa, whoa! Slow down.Copy !req
561. - What?
- Slow down. Slow down.Copy !req
562. Don't you think we might be
taking this a bit too far?Copy !req
563. Relax. We're not actually
going to torch him.Copy !req
564. We're gonna make him think we are.Copy !req
565. Still, we're messing with
the poor guy's head.Copy !req
566. I'd have thought you of all people
would be against that.Copy !req
567. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
568. Nothing. It's just, I...Copy !req
569. I'd have thought you might
have a little more empathy,Copy !req
570. given everything I saw
in the Underground.Copy !req
571. Oh, my God. All right, listen.Copy !req
572. This is not about me
or the fucking Underground,Copy !req
573. or whatever touchy-feely Oprah bullshit
you're trying to pull right now.Copy !req
574. This is about getting the Chief back.Copy !req
575. So, get off my jock.Copy !req
576. - I can tell you're upset.
- Fuck off, Cliff.Copy !req
577. And you have every right to be.Copy !req
578. - Kill yourself, Cliff.
- And I just want to say...Copy !req
579. - Eat shit, Cliff.
- That I'm sorry.Copy !req
580. I saw things
you probably didn't want me to see.Copy !req
581. Even though I didn't mean to, still...Copy !req
582. That wasn't cool.Copy !req
583. And I'm sorry.
I only wanted to help.Copy !req
584. And I just wanna say,Copy !req
585. if you ever need to talk about it,
I'm here.Copy !req
586. I don't need to talk about it.Copy !req
587. I know
how to get his memory back.Copy !req
588. - How?
- Dolores.Copy !req
589. His wife.Copy !req
590. If we find her,
maybe he finds his powers.Copy !req
591. Maybe that gets us to the Chief.Copy !req
592. Wait. Dolores? As in the lady
who set you up? Fuck that.Copy !req
593. I can handle her.Copy !req
594. This should make you feel better.Copy !req
595. Strong and fast.Copy !req
596. Why?Copy !req
597. Wow, Cliff, you're really good.Copy !req
598. There was some buzz
about a Daytime Emmy for me.Copy !req
599. Ta-da!Copy !req
600. Hello, young man.Copy !req
601. Look at my elbow.Copy !req
602. That laugh, I...Copy !req
603. I've heard it before.Copy !req
604. - Dolores?
- Hello, young man.Copy !req
605. Dolores, it's you.Copy !req
606. It's me. It's Flex.Copy !req
607. Okay. Memory's back.Copy !req
608. - Can we ask him about the Chief, now?
- Shut up.Copy !req
609. Give them a minute.Copy !req
610. I've missed you so much, Dolly.Copy !req
611. It's been a long time
since anyone called me Dolly.Copy !req
612. Flex?Copy !req
613. Flex? Flex!Copy !req
614. - It's me, baby.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
615. - Oh, God. I thought I lost you.
- It's me, baby.Copy !req
616. I'm right here, Dolly.Copy !req
617. I'm right here.Copy !req
618. Those people, they did things to me.Copy !req
619. - They made me...
- Baby, me, too.Copy !req
620. Me, too.Copy !req
621. It's been so dark without you.Copy !req
622. But no matter what they did,Copy !req
623. deep down...Copy !req
624. I always knew you were there.Copy !req
625. That smile...Copy !req
626. Oh, how could I forget that smile?Copy !req
627. It's still your best flex.Copy !req
628. And you're still the light of my life.Copy !req
629. - No. No, no. What's wrong?
- Flex...Copy !req
630. - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- I don't feel right.Copy !req
631. No, no, no.
It's okay, here, sit down.Copy !req
632. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
633. What's happening?
Dolly, what's happening?Copy !req
634. They told me
if I ever tried to find you, I...Copy !req
635. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
636. Dolly, stay with me.
Dolly, stay with me!Copy !req
637. Flex, help me!Copy !req
638. - Flex...
- Stay with me.Copy !req
639. Dolly, stay with me.
Stay with me, Dolly!Copy !req
640. Dolly, stay with me! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
641. You're the light of my life.Copy !req
642. You're the light of my life.Copy !req
643. So much fuss over such a small thing.Copy !req
644. I can't do it.Copy !req
645. You can, and you will.Copy !req
646. - Rita...
- Victor,Copy !req
647. we can't keep running from Mr. Nobody.Copy !req
648. A bully only has power over you
if you give it to him.Copy !req
649. - You actually believe that?
- I do.Copy !req
650. Every time we try to help the Chief,
we let our fear get the best of us.Copy !req
651. We owe it to him to try a bit harder.Copy !req
652. We need you, Vic.Copy !req
653. It will be all right.Copy !req
654. - What if you're wrong?
- I'm not.Copy !req
655. You may not trustCopy !req
656. your father or yourself,
but you can trust me.Copy !req
657. I can't leave him.Copy !req
658. I need to be here.Copy !req
659. If I do this, you guys are gonna
have to save Niles without me.Copy !req
660. Do it.Copy !req
661. It's okay.Copy !req
662. Well done, Rita.Copy !req
663. This episode proved to beCopy !req
664. quite the cathartic journey for you,
Ms. Farr.Copy !req
665. Looks like you're finally ready to...Copy !req
666. Oh, God. There's more? Ugh.Copy !req
667. Hey, uh, Flex?Copy !req
668. I'm really sorry about your wife. I am.Copy !req
669. But our friend the Chief
is in some serious trouble right now,Copy !req
670. and if there's...Copy !req
671. Cliff,
something's wrong with Larry.Copy !req
672. Larry? Larry.Copy !req
673. Jesus. What's happening?Copy !req
674. I think nature's
finally taking its course.Copy !req
675. I should have died 60 years ago
in that plane crash, but...Copy !req
676. The Spirit kept me alive.Copy !req
677. Well? What are you waiting for?Copy !req
678. Get the hell back in there.Copy !req
679. No. No, don't.Copy !req
680. I've been holding you back
long enough, pal.Copy !req
681. At least one of us should get
to fly high again, right? Now, go.Copy !req
682. - You'll die.
- You can't!Copy !req
683. Maybe.Copy !req
684. We'll see, I guess.Copy !req
685. I'm willing to take that chance
so you can have yours. Please.Copy !req
686. Let me do this for you.Copy !req
687. Now, go.Copy !req
688. Go!Copy !req
689. Wait, what? No!Copy !req
690. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
691. Yeah, I think we are.Copy !req
692. - We will be.
- Well, good.Copy !req
693. Because it's all hands on deck.Copy !req
694. Larry, I adore you
and I'm glad you're all right,Copy !req
695. but if you get blood on that carpet,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
696. Thanks, Rita.Copy !req
697. Where's Vic?Copy !req
698. With his father, where he belongs.Copy !req
699. I know how to find Niles.Copy !req
700. And I don't know about you all,
but I, for one, am ready.Copy !req
701. - For what?
- To fight back.Copy !req
702. Care to join me?Copy !req
703. Screw it. For Niles.Copy !req
704. For Niles.Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. For Niles.Copy !req
707. Finally.Copy !req
708. A superhero team
I can actually get behind.Copy !req
709. Mmm. A superhero team
I can actually use.Copy !req
710. Took you emo navel-gazers long enough
to work through your bullshit.Copy !req
711. After 13...Copy !req
712. Oops.Copy !req
713. That's better.Copy !req
714. After 13 pointless,
meandering episodesCopy !req
715. of character-driven shlock,Copy !req
716. we can finally get to the showCopy !req
717. that everyone wanted to see
in the first place.Copy !req
718. A superhero show!Copy !req
719. Right versus wrong.Copy !req
720. Good versus Evil.Copy !req
721. Hero versus Villain.Copy !req
722. That's me.Copy !req
723. You bozos want the Chief?Copy !req
724. Come and get him.Copy !req