1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. What's the Bureau of Normalcy?Copy !req
3. It's a top secret
government agencyCopy !req
4. run by a bunch of demented zealots.Copy !req
5. Welcome to your new base
of operations, Captain Trainor.Copy !req
6. I'm Agent Charles Forsythe, DOD.Copy !req
7. Who's Darren Jones?Copy !req
8. A couple of years back,
Darren Jones botchedCopy !req
9. a search-and-destroy mission on Danny.Copy !req
10. I killed my mom.Copy !req
11. Hey, this is bullshit!Copy !req
12. Grid, authenticate footage.Copy !req
13. There is this tiny voice
in my headCopy !req
14. that believes Mr. Nobody
when he says that...Copy !req
15. You don't even have memories.Copy !req
16. You have programming.Copy !req
17. The rest of the team can't know.Copy !req
18. They'll worry I'm turning into that
psychopath in Jane's painting.Copy !req
19. Grid went haywire.Copy !req
20. - How's Grid now?
- Turned it off.Copy !req
21. The machine's taking over.Copy !req
22. And I can't stop it.Copy !req
23. Look at my elbow.Copy !req
24. Look at my elbow.Copy !req
25. Look at my fist, motherfucker.Copy !req
26. Vic!Copy !req
27. Hello, Victor.Copy !req
28. Welcome to the Ant Farm.Copy !req
29. which brings us
to recent events.Copy !req
30. This botched raid, foremost.Copy !req
31. "Failure to retrieve
Agent Morris Wilson."Copy !req
32. Wilson was a defectorCopy !req
33. and a traitor.Copy !req
34. Either way,
he remains at large.Copy !req
35. Disappeared along with
this Danny the Street.Copy !req
36. I think the General would agree,Copy !req
37. we are starting to question your abilityCopy !req
38. to effectively execute our priorities,Copy !req
39. Agent Jones.Copy !req
40. This Dolores Project.Copy !req
41. A long-term stakeout
and surveillance operationCopy !req
42. you initiated years ago
has cost the bureau millions.Copy !req
43. Just yesterday, one of the men
you'd assigned to it was injured.Copy !req
44. And with nothing to show for it.Copy !req
45. Not quite nothing, sir.Copy !req
46. In the interest of discretion,Copy !req
47. I excluded certain details
from my official report.Copy !req
48. As a matter of fact, yesterday's
operation yielded something quiteCopy !req
49. interesting.Copy !req
50. Cyborg?Copy !req
51. I acknowledge
it's a sensitive acquisition.Copy !req
52. But the applications are limitless.Copy !req
53. This could harm our relationship
with S.T.A.R. Labs.Copy !req
54. Not to mention if it got outCopy !req
55. that we'd obtained
such a well-known figure...Copy !req
56. I hear your concerns.Copy !req
57. But we've been dependent
on S.T.A.R. LabsCopy !req
58. as subcontractors for some time.Copy !req
59. Whether we weaponize him,Copy !req
60. or we scrape the asset
for proprietary technologies,Copy !req
61. the intelligence we gather
could render thisCopy !req
62. relationship redundant.Copy !req
63. It's a big risk,Copy !req
64. but with a big upshot.Copy !req
65. General?Copy !req
66. We mustn't upset the butts.Copy !req
67. Okay, Jones.Copy !req
68. You've gotta tell us.Copy !req
69. How did your team apprehend Cyborg?Copy !req
70. It was surprisingly easy,Copy !req
71. sir.Copy !req
72. You can't do this to me.Copy !req
73. You can't do this to me.Copy !req
74. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
75. Who my father is?Copy !req
76. He's with S.T.A.R. Labs, Silas Stone.Copy !req
77. Automatic nanite regrowth here.Copy !req
78. Ahh! Listen to me.Copy !req
79. No regeneration here.Copy !req
80. Well, we've confirmed
his operating system is missing.Copy !req
81. What I didn't expect isCopy !req
82. how limited his functions would be
without it.Copy !req
83. What? You don't know shit!Copy !req
84. Get off me.Copy !req
85. This is the great Cyborg?Copy !req
86. Is this what you saw
at the park?Copy !req
87. That looks older, but yeah.Copy !req
88. What is it?Copy !req
89. The Bureau of Normalcy.Copy !req
90. The men you and Vic
fought on Danny the Street?Copy !req
91. Yeah.Copy !req
92. When the Bureau was founded
at the turn of the last century,Copy !req
93. it was called the Bureau of Oddities.Copy !req
94. It was a secret division
of the governmentCopy !req
95. tasked with investigating the odd
and unusual.Copy !req
96. Sometime after World War I,
their mission changed.Copy !req
97. Their focus shifted.Copy !req
98. To containment,Copy !req
99. weaponization,Copy !req
100. and eradication.Copy !req
101. How do you know all this?Copy !req
102. Because I was
one of their assets.Copy !req
103. For years...Copy !req
104. they studied me...Copy !req
105. tortured me.Copy !req
106. Us.Copy !req
107. Larry...Copy !req
108. Where?Copy !req
109. The Ant Farm.Copy !req
110. It's the Bureau's research
and containment facility.Copy !req
111. It's top secret,Copy !req
112. deep underground,Copy !req
113. it's like Area 51 meetsCopy !req
114. Dante's Inferno.Copy !req
115. So we go there,
we spring Vic loose...Copy !req
116. No. No, we don't. We can't.Copy !req
117. There's no walking into or out of
the Ant Farm.Copy !req
118. I only ever got out
because Niles got me out.Copy !req
119. Well, Niles is gone.Copy !req
120. Yes, but Silas isn't.Copy !req
121. He might know what to do.
He's got connections.Copy !req
122. If anyone can get Vic out...Copy !req
123. - No.
- No.Copy !req
124. Vic wouldn't want us
involving his father.Copy !req
125. He doesn't trust him.Copy !req
126. I agree.
Silas is a grade-A douchenozzle.Copy !req
127. Is it possible this will
just work itself out?Copy !req
128. Vic's not like us.Copy !req
129. He's fucking Cyborg!Copy !req
130. A real superhero.Copy !req
131. He can use his computer thingie,Copy !req
132. bust himself free, I don't know.Copy !req
133. Send a text to Batman.Copy !req
134. Unless he doesn't
have his computer thingie.Copy !req
135. - He offloaded Grid.
- Why?Copy !req
136. Grid was malfunctioning.Copy !req
137. Vic was struggling.Copy !req
138. Ever since Mr. Nobody blew up his armCopy !req
139. and we pushed the reset,Copy !req
140. his cyber-whatever has been taking over.Copy !req
141. He's becoming more machine.Copy !req
142. And you both knew this?Copy !req
143. Well, fuck!Copy !req
144. Vic!Copy !req
145. - We told you...
- Vic's not here.Copy !req
146. Yeah, he's on a mission.
Superhero shit.Copy !req
147. I know he's here.Copy !req
148. Now, Victor may have locked me out,Copy !req
149. but I still receive
non-specific system alerts.Copy !req
150. Grid was compromised 12 hours agoCopy !req
151. somewhere inside this building.Copy !req
152. What the hell's been going on in here?Copy !req
153. - This can't be happening.
- What?Copy !req
154. It's Grid.Copy !req
155. He put his computer-thingie
in that computer-thingie?Copy !req
156. If Grid is here,Copy !req
157. where the hell is my son?Copy !req
158. Uh, just wanna say
snitches get stitches.Copy !req
159. The Ant Farm.Copy !req
160. Let me out!Copy !req
161. You can't do this to me!Copy !req
162. Hey, buddy?Copy !req
163. You're looking for a way out?Copy !req
164. Trying to escape?Copy !req
165. 'Cause that never works.Copy !req
166. I should know.Copy !req
167. Who're you?Copy !req
168. I'm 722.Copy !req
169. 722?Copy !req
170. Well, that's my name.Copy !req
171. Are you sure that's not
your room number?Copy !req
172. One and the same, bud.Copy !req
173. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
174. Don't be so sad. It's...Copy !req
175. It's not so bad in here, really.Copy !req
176. You get three squares a day,Copy !req
177. and all of them are sandwiches.Copy !req
178. Mmm.Copy !req
179. And who doesn't like sandwiches?Copy !req
180. Plus, you get to serve your country.Copy !req
181. That's good, right?Copy !req
182. Serve your...Copy !req
183. - Serve your country?
- Well, yeah.Copy !req
184. Well, every so often
they come and get youCopy !req
185. and then you leave...Copy !req
186. Well...Copy !req
187. And then...Copy !req
188. Well, I don't remember
what happens then.Copy !req
189. But usually, when you come back, there'sCopy !req
190. a perk waitin' for ya.Copy !req
191. I got this armchair.Copy !req
192. And a color television.Copy !req
193. I got my fuzzy slippers.Copy !req
194. So cozy.Copy !req
195. Exactly how long
have you been kept in here?Copy !req
196. Well, I can't recall the exact date.Copy !req
197. You know the soap opera, Secret Hearts?Copy !req
198. Mmm, it was around the timeCopy !req
199. when that premiered.Copy !req
200. I think that was in the '60s, so...Copy !req
201. Well, anyhow, sometime after that.Copy !req
202. Or was it before that?Copy !req
203. Shit.Copy !req
204. What the hell?Copy !req
205. This doesn't make sense.Copy !req
206. What doesn't make sense?Copy !req
207. Vic.Copy !req
208. He was running diagnostics,Copy !req
209. obsessively.Copy !req
210. It's as if he thought...Copy !req
211. He was being hijacked by his own tech?Copy !req
212. Tech that was installed
by his overbearing father?Copy !req
213. Oh, burn!Copy !req
214. Hijacked?Copy !req
215. That isn't possible.Copy !req
216. So it wasn't disobeying Vic's commands?Copy !req
217. Something I saw happen with my own eyes,Copy !req
218. and hisCopy !req
219. - ninates.
- Nanites.Copy !req
220. His nanites weren't trying
to take over his body?Copy !req
221. Not unless he was injured.
The emergency protocol.Copy !req
222. The nanites,Copy !req
223. which I might remind youCopy !req
224. Victor and your robot pal
here triggered,Copy !req
225. only repair damaged tissue.Copy !req
226. I wouldn't have built it any other way.Copy !req
227. Vic knows that.Copy !req
228. You should've known that.Copy !req
229. Unless he thought you
wanted him that way.Copy !req
230. Full machine.Copy !req
231. I built that protocol
to save my son's life.Copy !req
232. You think I'd...Copy !req
233. Doesn't matter what we think.Copy !req
234. You say these nanites
couldn't take over,Copy !req
235. couldn't startCopy !req
236. repairing healthy tissue.Copy !req
237. But do you know that for sure?Copy !req
238. I took you offline.Copy !req
239. Any deterioration
can and will be reversed.Copy !req
240. What're you talking about?Copy !req
241. Just as the emergency
protocol's nanitesCopy !req
242. healed your injuries,Copy !req
243. my system has regenerated itself.Copy !req
244. I have been restored.Copy !req
245. I'm still working on
repairing your eye light.Copy !req
246. No, no, no, that's not possible.Copy !req
247. Nanites heal injuries, not...Copy !req
248. Your father and I already
discussed this.Copy !req
249. What?Copy !req
250. Your father and I already
discussed this.Copy !req
251. Your father
and I already discussed it.Copy !req
252. You should be kissing
my behind right about now...Copy !req
253. You're the one who told
me that I should be spendingCopy !req
254. more time with my friends.Copy !req
255. Not at the expense
of your grades.Copy !req
256. That's bullshit!Copy !req
257. Stop.Copy !req
258. That's bullshit!Copy !req
259. Grid. Stop!Copy !req
260. Not at the expense
of your grades.Copy !req
261. That's bullshit!Copy !req
262. Turn it off!Copy !req
263. System override. Rebooting.Copy !req
264. Rebooting.Copy !req
265. Rebooting.Copy !req
266. I don't need to remind you
what we owe each other.Copy !req
267. So if you could just...Copy !req
268. Yes.Copy !req
269. Yes.Copy !req
270. Let me know if you hear anything.Copy !req
271. That's the last of them.Copy !req
272. Every string I have to pull.Copy !req
273. My contacts on the outside,Copy !req
274. the DOD, the NSA,
none of them know anything.Copy !req
275. Or if they do...Copy !req
276. they're not telling me.Copy !req
277. Vic's been disappeared.Copy !req
278. There must be something you can do.Copy !req
279. You know those creeps.Copy !req
280. You've worked with those creeps.Copy !req
281. You basically are one of those creeps.Copy !req
282. The Bureau has Cyborg.Copy !req
283. They obtained him extra-legally.Copy !req
284. They have no reason to engage with me.Copy !req
285. And however they obtained him,Copy !req
286. he's far too valuable to give up.Copy !req
287. My name,Copy !req
288. my influenceCopy !req
289. mean nothing.Copy !req
290. I can't do this alone.Copy !req
291. Uh...Copy !req
292. Do what?Copy !req
293. - Break in.
- In?Copy !req
294. Wait, to the Ant Farm?Copy !req
295. - With you?
- For this to work,Copy !req
296. I need you. All of you.Copy !req
297. This is a joke.Copy !req
298. You must be joking.Copy !req
299. You can't seriously be
considering this.Copy !req
300. Jane?Copy !req
301. After everything Vic told us,Copy !req
302. you want to trust this manCopy !req
303. with your life, with all of our lives?Copy !req
304. Cliff?Copy !req
305. Larry.Copy !req
306. Of all the people,Copy !req
307. you want to go back to Dante's Inferno?Copy !req
308. I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
309. What kind of break-in
are we talking about?Copy !req
310. I'll need to see Niles' closets.Copy !req
311. Ah.Copy !req
312. But if you're his son,Copy !req
313. that makes meCopy !req
314. Mommy.Copy !req
315. Would you like me
to run another diagnostic?Copy !req
316. No.Copy !req
317. Would you like me
to run another diagnostic?Copy !req
318. No.Copy !req
319. Would you like me
to run another diagnostic?Copy !req
320. You're not real.Copy !req
321. Would you like me
to run another diagnostic?Copy !req
322. No.Copy !req
323. Hey! He already told youCopy !req
324. he doesn't wanna run another diagnostic.Copy !req
325. Geez.Copy !req
326. My poor, sweet Kenneth.Copy !req
327. Tell me. Who was the bastard...Copy !req
328. 722.Copy !req
329. You heard that?Copy !req
330. Well, yeah. Why?Copy !req
331. How?Copy !req
332. Hey, buddy, mind if we talk
about this later?Copy !req
333. I'm in the middle of a show here.Copy !req
334. How are you real?Copy !req
335. Would you like me
to run another diagnostic?Copy !req
336. No. Stop.Copy !req
337. You can't be real.Copy !req
338. God.Copy !req
339. Would you like me to run
another diagnostic?Copy !req
340. How are you real?Copy !req
341. Just stop!Copy !req
342. Elinore! Elinore! Elinore! Elinore!Copy !req
343. Elinore!Copy !req
344. Like I said,Copy !req
345. he's been like this for hours.Copy !req
346. And it's only getting worse.Copy !req
347. Are you telling me we got bupkis
from his intake procedure?Copy !req
348. Zip? Zilch?Copy !req
349. And the kid is completely off his gourd?Copy !req
350. How are you real?Copy !req
351. Fuck!Copy !req
352. I get it.Copy !req
353. I don't wanna go back either.Copy !req
354. But Silas has a plan.Copy !req
355. And we need to do this. For Vic.Copy !req
356. - This it?
- Yeah, conveniently located.Copy !req
357. Ample parking.Copy !req
358. And only high-level Bureau personnel
know how to operate this thing.Copy !req
359. Larry?Copy !req
360. All good.Copy !req
361. Time to suit up.Copy !req
362. Seriously,
no one saw Star Wars?Copy !req
363. Hold on.Copy !req
364. What the fuck?Copy !req
365. Oh, I'm gonna throw up!Copy !req
366. What is this fuckery?Copy !req
367. Almost there.Copy !req
368. Maintenance required in sector A...Copy !req
369. Everybody good?Copy !req
370. Define good.Copy !req
371. Maintenance required.Copy !req
372. Come this way.Copy !req
373. It's okay.Copy !req
374. We're okay.Copy !req
375. What the hell
are those things?Copy !req
376. The operators.Copy !req
377. Don't stare.Copy !req
378. Freeze!Copy !req
379. What the fuck?Copy !req
380. Welcome.Copy !req
381. Glad all of you could make it.Copy !req
382. What the...Copy !req
383. Jane!Copy !req
384. Motherfucker!Copy !req
385. Okay, pal.Copy !req
386. If there was ever a time
to fight, it's...Copy !req
387. You have no idea how satisfying
that was.Copy !req
388. Shall I take you to your son?Copy !req
389. What the...Copy !req
390. Judas fuck!Copy !req
391. What's Niles Caulder gonna doCopy !req
392. when he finds out you surrendered
all his toys to us?Copy !req
393. Haven't you heard?Copy !req
394. Niles is M.I.A.Copy !req
395. There's not much he can do.Copy !req
396. Stone-cold Silas Stone.Copy !req
397. I guess you can take the man out
of the Ant Farm...Copy !req
398. Let's get something straight.Copy !req
399. You and your ilk destroyed
what this place used to be.Copy !req
400. Trust me,Copy !req
401. - I'm out.
- Hmm.Copy !req
402. You're gonna wanna prepare yourself.Copy !req
403. How are you real?Copy !req
404. How are you real?Copy !req
405. Victor?Copy !req
406. Dad?Copy !req
407. I thought no one was gonna come.Copy !req
408. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
409. No. No, Grid, stop.Copy !req
410. What did they do to you?Copy !req
411. We didn't do anything.Copy !req
412. We found him like this.Copy !req
413. Now, Silas, I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
414. But, no...Copy !req
415. There'll be no take-backsies
on this deal.Copy !req
416. Deal?Copy !req
417. What deal?Copy !req
418. It is an absolute pleasure to be
in your presence again, Trainor.Copy !req
419. Couldn't believe when
they said you were back.Copy !req
420. But I'll be damned.Copy !req
421. Forsythe.Copy !req
422. What've you done?Copy !req
423. So you sense it.Copy !req
424. A supernumerary phantom limb sensation.Copy !req
425. What're you talking about?Copy !req
426. You may have left the Ant FarmCopy !req
427. rather prematurely, Trainor...Copy !req
428. But not in spirit.
You'll pardon the pun.Copy !req
429. You see,Copy !req
430. we never stopped working on you.Copy !req
431. So what're you
gonna do to me?Copy !req
432. Torture?Copy !req
433. Surgery?Copy !req
434. Reprogramming?Copy !req
435. 'Cause let me warn you,
I've been through a lot.Copy !req
436. A shit ton.Copy !req
437. Hive-mind Nazis,Copy !req
438. giant evil eye, whole fucking town
being swallowed up.Copy !req
439. Stabbed an alligator in two
for my daughter.Copy !req
440. So lay it on me, four-eyes.Copy !req
441. Take your best shot,
'cause I don't crack!Copy !req
442. Primitive design.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. Hey. What... Hey!Copy !req
445. Welding, subpar.Copy !req
446. Circuitry, rudimentary at best.Copy !req
447. Limited motor function.Copy !req
448. Uh, no, no, no,Copy !req
449. you might not realize this, dude,Copy !req
450. but I'm a functioning
human brain in a robot.Copy !req
451. How many times have you seen that?Copy !req
452. About a dozen.Copy !req
453. The BON got pretty Looney Tunes
in the Nixon years,Copy !req
454. stuffing brains into everything.Copy !req
455. We still have a super sarcastic toasterCopy !req
456. that we use on the newbies.Copy !req
457. It's fun.Copy !req
458. A toaster?Copy !req
459. Subject is recommended
for the "Scrap and Recycle" program.Copy !req
460. Recycle? Scrap?Copy !req
461. Didn't you hear me?
The alligator, the Nazis?Copy !req
462. I'm a fucking unstoppable force!Copy !req
463. Dude, we stopped you with a magnet.Copy !req
464. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.Copy !req
465. They wanted me to run some tests on you.Copy !req
466. Flip through a couple of Rorschachs.Copy !req
467. Should we give it a try?Copy !req
468. What do you see?Copy !req
469. Hmm?Copy !req
470. Bitch who broke my arm.Copy !req
471. Bitch who broke my arm.Copy !req
472. AndCopy !req
473. bitch who broke my armCopy !req
474. who's about to get what's coming to her.Copy !req
475. You see that observation glass
over there?Copy !req
476. Paid the guy off.Copy !req
477. No witnesses.Copy !req
478. Uh-uh.Copy !req
479. Don't worry, Jane.Copy !req
480. I'm a gentleman.Copy !req
481. I promise to take it niceCopy !req
482. and slow.Copy !req
483. Mmm.Copy !req
484. Oh.Copy !req
485. I'm sorry, discount Dexter.Copy !req
486. Did you say something?Copy !req
487. You can't do this.Copy !req
488. I'm more than a machine.Copy !req
489. I'm a mind.Copy !req
490. Why do you think they saved my brain?Copy !req
491. I'm a genius.Copy !req
492. All right, genius.Copy !req
493. - Two trains.
- Trains?Copy !req
494. Train A, traveling 70 miles per hourCopy !req
495. leaves Westford,
heading towards Eastford,Copy !req
496. which is 260 miles away.Copy !req
497. - Wait, slow down.
- Train B,Copy !req
498. traveling 60 miles per hour,Copy !req
499. leaves Eastford,
heading towards Westford.Copy !req
500. When do the two trains meet?Copy !req
501. Uh...Copy !req
502. Now, you said two trains?Copy !req
503. Literally, high school math.Copy !req
504. I'm not a goddamn mathematician!Copy !req
505. Oh, goddamn you,
you sick, conceited ass!Copy !req
506. Sure I look like some kind of metal
garbage Frankenstein.Copy !req
507. But I have thoughts, desires.Copy !req
508. My head is a library
of faces and places,Copy !req
509. and shitty ad jingles
that I can't forget.Copy !req
510. I am a soul.Copy !req
511. A mind. A person!Copy !req
512. Frankenstein's the name
of the scientist,Copy !req
513. not the monster.Copy !req
514. Dipshit.Copy !req
515. One walking, talking,
human dirty bomb.Copy !req
516. The other, intelligent energyCopy !req
517. with power to transcend space and time.Copy !req
518. One asset split into two.Copy !req
519. Think of the applications.Copy !req
520. This being of energyCopy !req
521. should be a feather in the agency's capCopy !req
522. for decades to come.Copy !req
523. And you,
with your radioactive properties,Copy !req
524. should serve us well.Copy !req
525. Although, at this stage,Copy !req
526. your survival is a little moreCopy !req
527. wait and see.Copy !req
528. You traded them?Copy !req
529. Why would you do that?Copy !req
530. I had to.Copy !req
531. You're a monster.Copy !req
532. You are all that I have!Copy !req
533. Everything seems wrong right now,Copy !req
534. but I promise you,Copy !req
535. it will all work out.Copy !req
536. It willCopy !req
537. be okay.Copy !req
538. So, we're getting captured.Copy !req
539. On purpose.Copy !req
540. And tortured, right?Copy !req
541. Chances are these psychofucks
will want to take us apart.Copy !req
542. There will be torture.Copy !req
543. Physical,Copy !req
544. psychological.Copy !req
545. So captured and tortured.
Great plan.Copy !req
546. It's a big ask.Copy !req
547. - But...
- It's the only way.Copy !req
548. You expect themCopy !req
549. to trust this insane plan,Copy !req
550. to trust you?Copy !req
551. The only thing we know
about the Ant FarmCopy !req
552. is that they're impenetrable
and vicious.Copy !req
553. We already know they want Larry.Copy !req
554. Rita, that's the point.Copy !req
555. Let's sayCopy !req
556. you get them in,Copy !req
557. and this ridiculous plan
somehow works out.Copy !req
558. How do you rescue them?Copy !req
559. Actually, Miss Farr,Copy !req
560. that's where you come in.Copy !req
561. You're the linchpin.Copy !req
562. Okay, Rita. Showtime.Copy !req
563. Thank God.Copy !req
564. Get me the hell out of here.Copy !req
565. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
566. Ugh!Copy !req
567. Ew! Ew, ew.Copy !req
568. Ew! Ew! Ew!Copy !req
569. Cliff, that was excruciating!Copy !req
570. Your insides smell like
an old, greasy oil drum.Copy !req
571. Hey, that wasn't me!Copy !req
572. It was the rat that was running around
inside me.Copy !req
573. I told Vic to put an air freshener
in there.Copy !req
574. Ugh!Copy !req
575. Just avert your eyes.Copy !req
576. No peeping!Copy !req
577. What? Oh, sure.Copy !req
578. - You don't use a moisturizer, do you?
- Cliff!Copy !req
579. All right, all right.Copy !req
580. Just hurry up before the stupid
know-it-all scientist gets back.Copy !req
581. Little witch.Copy !req
582. Rita! Get me down,
we gotta find the others.Copy !req
583. Making you feel small and stupid
and useless.Copy !req
584. You're not useless!Copy !req
585. Hi.Copy !req
586. Uh...Copy !req
587. See, Cliff?Copy !req
588. You're plenty useful.Copy !req
589. We get it, doucheflap.Copy !req
590. You saw Reservoir Dogs.Copy !req
591. Do me a solid,Copy !req
592. chop off my ears already,Copy !req
593. so that I don't have to
listen to another verse ofCopy !req
594. Ace of fucking Base!Copy !req
595. All right.Copy !req
596. How about I skip the pageantry
and get right to the partCopy !req
597. where I rip you into little pieces, huh?Copy !req
598. Damn it!Copy !req
599. No.Copy !req
600. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
601. Oh, my God, that's my song!Copy !req
602. Well, now it's our song.Copy !req
603. Okay, okay.Copy !req
604. Favorite book?Copy !req
605. - Ready?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
606. - One, two, three.
- One, two, three.Copy !req
607. - Fault in Our Stars.
- Fault in Our Stars.Copy !req
608. Oh, my God.Copy !req
609. That's it, that's it, we're meant to be.Copy !req
610. We're meant to be, you're perfect.Copy !req
611. Aw.Copy !req
612. You're perfect, Doug.Copy !req
613. It's Dirk.Copy !req
614. Sure, that's what I said.Copy !req
615. Karen?Copy !req
616. Oh, God.Copy !req
617. Riri!Copy !req
618. What the hell?
This is not part of the plan!Copy !req
619. Are these guys bothering you, sweetie?Copy !req
620. They so are, puppycakes.Copy !req
621. Do you wanna take care
of them for me, please?Copy !req
622. Trust me. You don't want
a piece of this, cuck-face.Copy !req
623. Miss me, pretty boy?Copy !req
624. Containment breach.Copy !req
625. Containment breach.Copy !req
626. Sectors A and A 1,Copy !req
627. please follow lockdown protocol.Copy !req
628. Will someone fucking hurry up
and give me some answers?Copy !req
629. Sir.Copy !req
630. - Sir.
- What?Copy !req
631. It's the generals.Copy !req
632. Hey!Copy !req
633. - What's going on?
- You can't leave us in here!Copy !req
634. Victor, listen to me.Copy !req
635. There's a plan.Copy !req
636. Your friends are getting free,Copy !req
637. but you're the last piece.Copy !req
638. We need your helpCopy !req
639. to get out of the Ant Farm.Copy !req
640. You were supposed to stay put.Copy !req
641. You all stay put, and I get you out.Copy !req
642. Didn't you hear Silas?Copy !req
643. I'm the linchpin.Copy !req
644. Yeah, well, tell that to
the psycho blonde living inside me.Copy !req
645. Let's just concentrate
on finding Larry.Copy !req
646. This is exactly what
we were concerned about!Copy !req
647. You promised us that everything
was under control.Copy !req
648. I assure you,
everything is under control.Copy !req
649. Larry!Copy !req
650. Oh, Cliff.Copy !req
651. Are you okay?Copy !req
652. I don't know.Copy !req
653. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
654. Is that...Copy !req
655. Yeah.Copy !req
656. You're coming with me, pal.Copy !req
657. How do we find Vic?Copy !req
658. The high-priority wing.
This way.Copy !req
659. Wait.Copy !req
660. What about the rest?Copy !req
661. There could be hundreds of 'em.Copy !req
662. Weirdos like us.Copy !req
663. We can't just leave them.Copy !req
664. Uh-uh-uh-uh...Copy !req
665. God damn it. You again?Copy !req
666. Big mess you made here today.Copy !req
667. Rita Farr.Copy !req
668. My wife was a big fan of your movies.Copy !req
669. Threw a dinner party once, '50s theme.Copy !req
670. Your movies were the inspiration.Copy !req
671. Home-cooked meal,Copy !req
672. perfectly set table.Copy !req
673. Well,Copy !req
674. almost perfectly set.Copy !req
675. The chinaware was all there.Copy !req
676. But there was a fork,Copy !req
677. one mismatched abomination
with a plastic handle.Copy !req
678. The only one of its kind
at the whole table.Copy !req
679. So I took that fork,Copy !req
680. and I jammed it in her eye.Copy !req
681. Over and over and over again.Copy !req
682. If we can't protect what's normal
in this world,Copy !req
683. then what're we left with?Copy !req
684. You sick fuck!Copy !req
685. They're loose!Copy !req
686. The butts are loose!Copy !req
687. Oh, shit.Copy !req
688. No.Copy !req
689. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
690. No!Copy !req
691. - Yes.
- General, sir.Copy !req
692. The butts are loose.Copy !req
693. I understand.Copy !req
694. God be with you.Copy !req
695. Gentlemen,Copy !req
696. it has been an honor.Copy !req
697. We gotta go.Copy !req
698. Vic.Copy !req
699. What the hell is that?Copy !req
700. It's Grid.Copy !req
701. - Grid?
- We need Cyborg.Copy !req
702. Recovering archive footage.Copy !req
703. S. T.A.R. Labs, January 2014.Copy !req
704. Installing
this emergency trigger,Copy !req
705. this reset, could save his life.Copy !req
706. What the hell is this?Copy !req
707. What?Copy !req
708. Something happens
on the field,Copy !req
709. it has the power
to generate entire limbs.Copy !req
710. Cybernetic limbs.Copy !req
711. Vic, we need to go now!Copy !req
712. Vic, we gotta go.Copy !req
713. No, no! What the hell is that?Copy !req
714. I told you, it's Grid!Copy !req
715. - You're lying to me.
- What?Copy !req
716. Why would I lie to you?Copy !req
717. Victor, I don't know what's going on
with you right now,Copy !req
718. - but we are in danger here.
- Why did you do this to me?Copy !req
719. What?Copy !req
720. You made me this thing, a monster.Copy !req
721. I saved you.Copy !req
722. And I am trying to save you now.Copy !req
723. Get that away from me!Copy !req
724. - I swear to God...
- You need this!Copy !req
725. And I need you to trust me!Copy !req
726. Sir, I'm not gonna tell you
how to parent.Copy !req
727. Damn right you're not.Copy !req
728. I just... Have you
considered the possible ramifications?Copy !req
729. Under certain conditions,
these nanites,Copy !req
730. they can go rogue.Copy !req
731. Vic could become fully cybernetic,
all machine.Copy !req
732. There would be nothing left of your son.Copy !req
733. Your point?Copy !req
734. Vic?Copy !req
735. You did it, Vic.Copy !req
736. What a masterpiece!Copy !req
737. I mean, forget Black Box,
let's take this straightCopy !req
738. to Broadway.Copy !req
739. The stunning conclusionCopy !req
740. of Cyborg's origin story.Copy !req
741. - What did you do?
- Me?Copy !req
742. You punched him.Copy !req
743. No, no, this was all you, Victor.Copy !req
744. Sure, Silas put the reset button in,Copy !req
745. Cliff pressed it,Copy !req
746. but it was your squishy brainCopy !req
747. that took the wheel from there.
I mean, come on.Copy !req
748. Grid taunting you
with videos of your fatherCopy !req
749. saying the exact,Copy !req
750. on-the-nose, worst possible thingsCopy !req
751. you could imagine.
The last one wasn't even real.Copy !req
752. That was a Mr. Nobody
straight-to-video special.Copy !req
753. You're welcome.Copy !req
754. Vic, you bought it.Copy !req
755. You know,Copy !req
756. I told youCopy !req
757. when we first met,Copy !req
758. don't come looking for me!Copy !req
759. But you shiny, glossy,Copy !req
760. front-page superheroes,
you're all alike.Copy !req
761. You can't wait to prove yourself.Copy !req
762. You can't wait to get the bad guy.Copy !req
763. Well, look what you've done.Copy !req
764. No.Copy !req
765. Dad.Copy !req
766. Dad, Dad, Dad.Copy !req
767. It's so sad, you know?Copy !req
768. I mean, you do know, don't you?Copy !req
769. Deep behind the brambles of all of thatCopy !req
770. depressing negative self-talk,Copy !req
771. dear Silas Stone really loved his son.Copy !req
772. He only wanted the best for you.Copy !req
773. Whoops!Copy !req
774. Dad.Copy !req
775. Daddy, wake up.Copy !req
776. Dad. Dad.Copy !req