1. Ready for a story about superheroes?Copy !req
2. More TV superheroes.
Just what the world needs.Copy !req
3. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet?Copy !req
4. Or what if I told youCopy !req
5. this was actually
a story about super-zeroes?Copy !req
6. Losers, achingly pathetic
meta-human goose eggs.Copy !req
7. How about it?Copy !req
8. Ready to feel betterCopy !req
9. about your own miserable lives
for the next hour or so?Copy !req
10. Follow me.Copy !req
11. Our story begins,Copy !req
12. as such stories do,
with a visit to a Nazi.Copy !req
13. I'm sorry. Cobbler.Copy !req
14. Mr. Morden.Copy !req
15. Yes. Yes, you must be
Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.Copy !req
16. Martinez.Copy !req
17. - Sorry?
- Señor Martinez.Copy !req
18. Who?Copy !req
19. The village cobbler.Copy !req
20. Oh.Copy !req
21. Oh!Copy !req
22. Von Fuchs was renowned
for his theoretical experimentation,Copy !req
23. offering certain enhancements
for a price.Copy !req
24. A price Mr. Morden
was more than willing to pay.Copy !req
25. Oh, I forgot.Copy !req
26. Mr. Morden, that's me.Copy !req
27. Well, it was me.Copy !req
28. A third-rate bad guy,Copy !req
29. a nameless henchman, a real...Copy !req
30. Nobody.Copy !req
31. I forked over a king's ransom
to that demented genius.Copy !req
32. And if I knew
what he had planned for me,Copy !req
33. I would have paid double.Copy !req
34. Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?Copy !req
35. Yes.Copy !req
36. Are you ready, Mr. Morden?Copy !req
37. Ready.Copy !req
38. Repeat after me, please.Copy !req
39. - The...
- The...Copy !req
40. - Mind...
- Mind...Copy !req
41. - Is...
- Is...Copy !req
42. - The...
- The...Copy !req
43. - Limit.
- Limit.Copy !req
44. Again.Copy !req
45. The mind is the limit.Copy !req
46. Again.Copy !req
47. The mind is the limit!Copy !req
48. Funky...Copy !req
49. And now to the 1980s.Copy !req
50. Somewhere in this abomination
of gauche and blow,Copy !req
51. is a pale white ass
pumping up and down.Copy !req
52. The ass of a hero.Copy !req
53. No, not that ass.Copy !req
54. No.Copy !req
55. Uh-uh.Copy !req
56. Giselle?Copy !req
57. Giselle!Copy !req
58. There it is.Copy !req
59. Mmm! Smells like hero to me.Copy !req
60. Who's the fox?Copy !req
61. You are!Copy !req
62. Giselle!Copy !req
63. Who's the fox?Copy !req
64. Oh, my God.Copy !req
65. Giselle.Copy !req
66. Clara is crying.Copy !req
67. Really? Looks fine to me.Copy !req
68. She's fine, honey.
You can't be so scared of her.Copy !req
69. Hmm.Copy !req
70. Behold, the bottom rung of marriage.Copy !req
71. Contempt.Copy !req
72. How are you doing, Bump?Copy !req
73. What?Copy !req
74. How the hell did you get Kate
to agree to her?Copy !req
75. You're a dirty old man.Copy !req
76. You know that? It's called trust.Copy !req
77. Thought you would have known that
by wife number three.Copy !req
78. Crash and die, babe.Copy !req
79. I love you too, honey.Copy !req
80. - Get to center, big fella.
- Little snug in here.Copy !req
81. Yeah, how about you cry about that
back in the box.Copy !req
82. Whoa!Copy !req
83. Whoa!Copy !req
84. You see that?Copy !req
85. Oh! Hey, there.Copy !req
86. - What?
- Uh, nothing, Cliff.Copy !req
87. We racing here, Bump?Copy !req
88. Hell, yeah.Copy !req
89. What the fuck?Copy !req
90. - You're fucking my wife?
- Cliff, I swear to God, no!Copy !req
91. Oh, yes, he is.Copy !req
92. And guess what I never have to say
when I'm banging big ol' Bump?Copy !req
93. - Don't!
- "Is it in yet?"Copy !req
94. No!Copy !req
95. I don't know
what happened to us.Copy !req
96. I'm going to be better.Copy !req
97. I don't know what happened to us.Copy !req
98. I'm going to be better.Copy !req
99. Trainwreck's ready!Copy !req
100. Do you think she even knows who we are?Copy !req
101. Baby Clara, your daddy's gonna beCopy !req
102. a big-time race car driver one day.Copy !req
103. No.Copy !req
104. I meant do you think she knows
how much I love you?Copy !req
105. Cliff. Cliff, wake up.Copy !req
106. Fudge.Copy !req
107. Three electrical values
drive welding principles.Copy !req
108. The amount of current
or amperage in a current...Copy !req
109. Cliff. Cliff Steele.Copy !req
110. My name's Dr. Niles Caulder.Copy !req
111. Would you please nod your head
if you can understand me?Copy !req
112. I'm not sure
you ever really loved me, Tom.Copy !req
113. You know what my father used to sayCopy !req
114. about smooth talkers like you?Copy !req
115. Everything before the "but" is baloney.Copy !req
116. I want you toCopy !req
117. remember what it felt likeCopy !req
118. to move your head.Copy !req
119. Picture it in your mind.Copy !req
120. Now, I want you to move your head.Copy !req
121. Good.Copy !req
122. Very good.Copy !req
123. You've been
in a terrible accident, Cliff.Copy !req
124. Much of your body
was rendered beyond repair.Copy !req
125. But we are getting there.Copy !req
126. I promise you, we're close.Copy !req
127. Rest.Copy !req
128. Buh, buh...Copy !req
129. Bird.Copy !req
130. Bird.Copy !req
131. Fluh, fluh...Copy !req
132. Flew.Copy !req
133. Fuck.Copy !req
134. - Flew.
- Fuck.Copy !req
135. 1995?Copy !req
136. Yes.Copy !req
137. Fuck. Nineteen ninety-fucking-five?Copy !req
138. Up-uh.Copy !req
139. My wife. Where...Copy !req
140. Where's my wife?Copy !req
141. Cliff, this might be
difficult to process.Copy !req
142. The world thinks you died in 1988.Copy !req
143. I'm not dead.Copy !req
144. And getting stronger every day.Copy !req
145. You motherfucker!
What did you do to me?Copy !req
146. - How about we take a break?
- No...Copy !req
147. Chief's a good man.Copy !req
148. Big heart. Little odd,
maybe a little vague.Copy !req
149. But it comes from a good place.Copy !req
150. Me, I'll always tell you the truth.Copy !req
151. The Chief told you
the world assumes you're dead.Copy !req
152. Did he tell you that's becauseCopy !req
153. the only part of you he was able to save
was your brain?Copy !req
154. No.Copy !req
155. Which means we need to talk
about expectations.Copy !req
156. What you really, really want.Copy !req
157. I wanna go home.Copy !req
158. And then,
we need to take those expectations,Copy !req
159. we need to give them a gentle patCopy !req
160. and flush them into the ocean.Copy !req
161. Wha... What's that?Copy !req
162. Oh, my God. No!Copy !req
163. No. No, wait, what's that?Copy !req
164. I told you he wasn't ready.Copy !req
165. Everyone deserves the truth.Copy !req
166. You don't look like
the person you used to be.Copy !req
167. There's no getting around that.Copy !req
168. But...Copy !req
169. We found you some clothes.Copy !req
170. Hopefully, you'll see
you're still very much you.Copy !req
171. Sure.Copy !req
172. So, what is this place?Copy !req
173. My home.Copy !req
174. A safe place for you,Copy !req
175. others like you,Copy !req
176. to heal.Copy !req
177. Where's my wife?Copy !req
178. What do you remember, Cliff?Copy !req
179. - Fuck you, Cliff! Fuck you!
- What the fuck am I supposed to...Copy !req
180. Mommy!Copy !req
181. Just tell me she's moved on.Copy !req
182. It's been seven years.Copy !req
183. She thinks I'm dead.Copy !req
184. She's moved on.Copy !req
185. I would have.Copy !req
186. Leave if you're fucking unhappy.Copy !req
187. - Why don't you just leave?
- Who earns the money?Copy !req
188. I can't hold a memory.Copy !req
189. Everything's fractured.
Everything's bad.Copy !req
190. You're experiencing something
called dissociative memory.Copy !req
191. It'll all come back.Copy !req
192. The bad and the good.Copy !req
193. We'll get you on your feet.Copy !req
194. You'll start feeling
like yourself soon enough.Copy !req
195. Cliff Steele, Larry Trainor.Copy !req
196. I thought he might help you
with your recovery.Copy !req
197. And Larry gave Cliff the grand tour.Copy !req
198. Wheeling him around
like a couple of pony kegsCopy !req
199. through his home,
we'll come to know as...Copy !req
200. Doom Manor.Copy !req
201. I thought you might like some air.Copy !req
202. I can't feel the air.Copy !req
203. Sucks to be you.Copy !req
204. Hey, what was it like getting
buried in a pyramid with your cat?Copy !req
205. Yeah, a sense of humor
helps here. So you'll work on that.Copy !req
206. So what's your story?Copy !req
207. I flew airplanes.Copy !req
208. Flew airplanes?Copy !req
209. Please. Larry Trainor
was an American god.Copy !req
210. Air Force aviator test pilotCopy !req
211. shortlisted for
the Mercury space program.Copy !req
212. An Atomic Age sex machine.Copy !req
213. How's my X-15?Copy !req
214. Mmm.Copy !req
215. Let's see.
We've got 57,000 pounds force of thrust.Copy !req
216. Mach 6,Copy !req
217. like riding a rocket ship
between your thighs.Copy !req
218. She's a beast.Copy !req
219. If you get
a chance today, look up in the sky.Copy !req
220. You'll see NASA's
very own rocket plane,Copy !req
221. the X-15, soaring into the heavens.Copy !req
222. Five seconds, zero-zero-eight.Copy !req
223. Roger.Copy !req
224. Two, one. Launch.Copy !req
225. We got a good light here, Larry.Copy !req
226. Check your alpha and your heading.Copy !req
227. A pilot doesn't reach Larry's statusCopy !req
228. by leaving anything to chance.Copy !req
229. He was prepared for everything.Copy !req
230. Decompression.Copy !req
231. Very sensitive.Copy !req
232. Harsh environment,Copy !req
233. mechanical malfunction.Copy !req
234. The one thing
Trainor didn't count on...Copy !req
235. Sweet mother of God.Copy !req
236. Was a stowaway.Copy !req
237. Hold on, there's something up here.Copy !req
238. You're breaking up, Larry.Copy !req
239. Say again. Repeat.Copy !req
240. Hold on.Copy !req
241. Larry, do you read?
Let's pull it up.Copy !req
242. Put some G on it, Larry.Copy !req
243. Larry! Larry, do you read?Copy !req
244. Larry, come in.Copy !req
245. He's not responding.Copy !req
246. What man possessed of what gritCopy !req
247. could survive such a fall?Copy !req
248. Or was our golden boyCopy !req
249. newly possessed of something else?Copy !req
250. Larry crawled
from the wreckage that day,Copy !req
251. forever changed,Copy !req
252. in ways that would take him decadesCopy !req
253. to even begin to understand.Copy !req
254. It is so important
what you're doing, Cliff.Copy !req
255. But you know,
there's always tomorrow.Copy !req
256. What's Drinky's deal?Copy !req
257. Who? Rita?Copy !req
258. She was an actress.Copy !req
259. She prefers the light here
in the evening.Copy !req
260. Looking terrific today, Rita.Copy !req
261. Mmm.Copy !req
262. Fuck me.Copy !req
263. Sometimes it helps
to picture a place you'd like to go.Copy !req
264. How about up the freakin' steps?Copy !req
265. Why go up the steps at all?Copy !req
266. I can't walk!Copy !req
267. I can't feel! I can't eat,Copy !req
268. I can't smell, can't shit. I can't fuckCopy !req
269. and I'd like to be able to do
one fucking thing for myselfCopy !req
270. when I kiss you
and the other fucking Munster hereCopy !req
271. the sweet fuck goodbye.Copy !req
272. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
273. Seeing your daughter, that's good.Copy !req
274. That means
your memories are coming back.Copy !req
275. Maybe she's just
the inspiration you need.Copy !req
276. Has anyone ever left this place?Copy !req
277. Some have.Copy !req
278. Some come and go.Copy !req
279. Others like Larry and Rita
prefer to stay.Copy !req
280. Rita has her knitting.Copy !req
281. Larry, his horticulture.Copy !req
282. But to be perfectly honest,
those who leaveCopy !req
283. find it's often more difficult
for the world out thereCopy !req
284. to accept who they've become
than they do.Copy !req
285. In better news,Copy !req
286. I can see no mechanical reasonCopy !req
287. why you shouldn't be able to walk.Copy !req
288. Keep going, Cliff.Copy !req
289. You're nearly there.Copy !req
290. Aren't you supposed to be not walking?Copy !req
291. Yeah.Copy !req
292. And?Copy !req
293. I'm remembering.Copy !req
294. You used to do this?Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. Around and around. That's it?Copy !req
297. Yeah.Copy !req
298. You were in the movies?Copy !req
299. Pictures.Copy !req
300. Lovely Rita.Copy !req
301. Queen of '50s cinema.Copy !req
302. Some critics called her
the poor man's Deborah Kerr,Copy !req
303. some critics called her
the rich man's Yvette Vickers.Copy !req
304. Critics. What do they know?Copy !req
305. They're gonna hate this show.Copy !req
306. And action!Copy !req
307. "Dearest Mother, today was
a fine hunt in the bush.Copy !req
308. Tom took down a kudu
whose horns will look magnificent."Copy !req
309. Sorry.Copy !req
310. "Whose horns will look..."Copy !req
311. Rita. Please.
He's the best focus puller in Africa.Copy !req
312. He's an eyesore, Charles.
A real liability.Copy !req
313. What if we cover up the arm?Copy !req
314. - A different set of clothes.
- Get rid of him.Copy !req
315. But the crew, they adore him.Copy !req
316. So put his name on the marquee.Copy !req
317. Now, Rita, you're gonna step onto
this gangplank here.Copy !req
318. The crocodile will turn up there.Copy !req
319. You'll scream bloody murder.Copy !req
320. And Joe'll blast 'er to Betsy.Copy !req
321. You think you can handle it?Copy !req
322. Of course.Copy !req
323. It's fine.Copy !req
324. It's totally fine.Copy !req
325. Great.Copy !req
326. Turn over. Let's go.Copy !req
327. Forbidden Congo, scene nine, take one.Copy !req
328. Ready, Rita?Copy !req
329. And action.Copy !req
330. Now up the gangplank, Rita.Copy !req
331. There you go.Copy !req
332. Like it's a lovely day. And you're...Copy !req
333. Why are you just standing there?
Help her!Copy !req
334. Help her!Copy !req
335. I'm fine. I'm totally fine.Copy !req
336. Towel.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. What is wrong with you?
You've never gone for a swim?Copy !req
339. Towel!Copy !req
340. What are you staring at?Copy !req
341. And away she ran.Copy !req
342. Monstrous Rita.Copy !req
343. Eventually finding her way
to the only placeCopy !req
344. she would ever feel safe and unjudged.Copy !req
345. Sitting next to a brain...Copy !req
346. Consuming the first of what would be
three rotisserie chickens.Copy !req
347. One step.Copy !req
348. So I don't gut myself.Copy !req
349. Daddy.Copy !req
350. I used to hold my daughter's
hands when she was learning to walk.Copy !req
351. And she always wanted
to go up the steps.Copy !req
352. Always wanted to go up.Copy !req
353. Even after she could do it,Copy !req
354. after I'd given her the tools, you know,Copy !req
355. she'd just stand there every time,Copy !req
356. wanting me to help her.Copy !req
357. And I would get so pissed.Copy !req
358. "Just walk up the goddamn steps, okay?"Copy !req
359. So, walk up the goddamn steps.Copy !req
360. One more, Daddy.Copy !req
361. - There you go, baby girl.
- You did it, Daddy!Copy !req
362. Yeah!Copy !req
363. Yeah!Copy !req
364. My family thinks I died in a car crash
seven years ago.Copy !req
365. My daughter's probably grown up
without a father.Copy !req
366. My wife's probably moved on.Copy !req
367. But they deserve to know.Copy !req
368. And they can decide what to do with it.Copy !req
369. Thank you for everything you've done.Copy !req
370. But this...Copy !req
371. Isn't me.Copy !req
372. I'm thrilled beyond belief for you,
that you're walking,Copy !req
373. that you finally feel like you.Copy !req
374. All I wanted was to give you
a gentle place to land.Copy !req
375. A second chance.Copy !req
376. And I appreciate that.Copy !req
377. I think you're ready to listen to this.Copy !req
378. It's the phone message
I used to recreate your voice.Copy !req
379. I think it'll help youCopy !req
380. understand how your brain's
been altering your memoriesCopy !req
381. to help you cope.Copy !req
382. I don't know what happened to us.Copy !req
383. I'm going to be better.Copy !req
384. I don't know what happened to us.Copy !req
385. I'm going to be better.Copy !req
386. Whoa!Copy !req
387. Yeah! That's how you get it done, son.Copy !req
388. Whoo!Copy !req
389. I don't know what happened to us.Copy !req
390. I'm going to be better.Copy !req
391. - I know it's late.
- Hello?Copy !req
392. Hey.Copy !req
393. Hi.Copy !req
394. I don't know if you even care
how sorry I am.Copy !req
395. Go on.Copy !req
396. Who wants pancakes?Copy !req
397. Cliff!Copy !req
398. No!Copy !req
399. You're okay.Copy !req
400. No. Kate!Copy !req
401. Oh, God. No.Copy !req
402. Clara. What happened to Clara?Copy !req
403. I'm afraid you were the only survivor.Copy !req
404. No! No, no!Copy !req
405. No, no!Copy !req
406. No, no, no!Copy !req
407. No!Copy !req
408. I can't feel pain.Copy !req
409. No matter how hard I hit,Copy !req
410. where I hit, what I hit,Copy !req
411. I can't feel pain.Copy !req
412. That's mighty shitty of you, Doc.Copy !req
413. And the years passed.Copy !req
414. And it's all so depressing.
I just can't.Copy !req
415. That's a new building
next to the police station.Copy !req
416. What's it say?Copy !req
417. Library.Copy !req
418. Your handwriting is an abomination.Copy !req
419. Robot fingers.Copy !req
420. Mmm.Copy !req
421. Daddy, I'm home!Copy !req
422. Oh, goodie. She's back.Copy !req
423. - Rita.
- Comes and goes as she pleases,Copy !req
424. like she owns the place.Copy !req
425. Who?Copy !req
426. Who indeed.Copy !req
427. Meet Jane.
Some people call her Crazy Jane.Copy !req
428. Sixty-four personas,
each with its own special power.Copy !req
429. Ha-ha!Copy !req
430. For example, here comes Silvia.Copy !req
431. Spooky voice, a bit moody.Copy !req
432. I'm not sleepy.Copy !req
433. I want to speak to Jane.Copy !req
434. And watch now.
Here comes Hammerhead.Copy !req
435. This one's kind of an asshole.Copy !req
436. Except Jane's not here,
you sissy little bitch.Copy !req
437. She's in a mood.Copy !req
438. Which one of her is in a mood?Copy !req
439. What the fuck?Copy !req
440. - Is that...
- Hammerhead, this is Cliff.Copy !req
441. Is he a toy?Copy !req
442. Hammerhead!Copy !req
443. - Are you a toy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
444. Heard you the first time.
Are you a raving douche?Copy !req
445. Hello, Hammerhead. Good to see you.Copy !req
446. Fuck off and die, Rita.Copy !req
447. Ooh!Copy !req
448. This your pad, big guy?Copy !req
449. Your man cave?Copy !req
450. Where the magic happens?Copy !req
451. Come on. Show me what you got.Copy !req
452. What kind of man stuff you got in here?Copy !req
453. Cars.Copy !req
454. Yeah.Copy !req
455. Little toy cars for a little toy man.Copy !req
456. I bet it gets real wild in there.Copy !req
457. In the wee-wee hours of the night,Copy !req
458. when you think no one's watching...Copy !req
459. Anyone ever tell you
to shut your fucking hole?Copy !req
460. Or what?Copy !req
461. Little toybot does what?Copy !req
462. Jane.Copy !req
463. Cliff.Copy !req
464. The Robotman.Copy !req
465. Hammerhead told me you met.Copy !req
466. She tell you she grabbed my junk?Copy !req
467. Hammerhead doesn't kiss and tell.Copy !req
468. How long you been busting
the Chief's balls?Copy !req
469. Long before you got here.Copy !req
470. Seventies.Copy !req
471. You know how it is
when you meet the Chief.Copy !req
472. Best day of my life.Copy !req
473. It wasn't all
Hammerhead's fault last night.Copy !req
474. Next week's my daughter's birthday.Copy !req
475. Pretty much the 30th yearCopy !req
476. straight that I haven't been with her.Copy !req
477. I'm a little on edge, I guess.Copy !req
478. And so it was.Copy !req
479. After a brief misunderstandingCopy !req
480. in which junk was grabbed...Copy !req
481. Robotman met Jane.Copy !req
482. And all was right and all was good.Copy !req
483. For now.Copy !req
484. It's getting dark.Copy !req
485. Jane?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. I'm the Hangman's Daughter.Copy !req
488. Okay.Copy !req
489. Do you remember what it felt like?Copy !req
490. What?Copy !req
491. To be normal.Copy !req
492. Like them.Copy !req
493. Sometimes I try to remember.Copy !req
494. Sometimes I hope I still will be.Copy !req
495. I don't even know what to hope for.Copy !req
496. My painting's ruined.Copy !req
497. Everything's gone wrong.Copy !req
498. Come in out of the rain.Copy !req
499. - Georgie, get back here.
- Why should I?Copy !req
500. All you ever do is talk about the war.Copy !req
501. And life in Dumb Manor
proceeded accordingly.Copy !req
502. So much so,
the Chief felt comfortable enoughCopy !req
503. to resume his occasional travels.Copy !req
504. Why did you bring me here?Copy !req
505. I won't be gone long.Copy !req
506. But there are mysterious things
in this worldCopy !req
507. that bear keeping an eye on.Copy !req
508. So go, I must.Copy !req
509. So, we understand each other.Copy !req
510. Bring a condom.Copy !req
511. And you, behave.Copy !req
512. I'll be back in a few days.Copy !req
513. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
514. Indifferent as they seemed,Copy !req
515. it did occur to each and every one,Copy !req
516. it had been a long time
since all fourCopy !req
517. were in the house without dear Father.Copy !req
518. Why, they could do anything.Copy !req
519. Anything at all.Copy !req
520. Groan.Copy !req
521. Ugh!Copy !req
522. Wait.Copy !req
523. Honk, honk.Copy !req
524. Oh?Copy !req
525. Is that my bus?Copy !req
526. What on Earth are you doing?Copy !req
527. What are we doing?Copy !req
528. We're going into town.Copy !req
529. After the Chief
explicitly asked us not to.Copy !req
530. This is
your most reckless scheme yet, Jane.Copy !req
531. Crazy Jane.Copy !req
532. I'm in.Copy !req
533. Shocking.Copy !req
534. Larry?Copy !req
535. Um, does it matter to any of you
that the Chief thinks we're not ready?Copy !req
536. No.Copy !req
537. - Rita?
- Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
538. Oh, come on.Copy !req
539. There's a whole world out there
waiting to be seen.Copy !req
540. That hasn't seen you in 60 years.Copy !req
541. I see what you're doing.Copy !req
542. Playing my ego.Copy !req
543. I won't be played.Copy !req
544. Okay.Copy !req
545. Happy knitting.Copy !req
546. - Larry.
- Don't.Copy !req
547. Larry.Copy !req
548. Don't say a word.Copy !req
549. You look nice.Copy !req
550. Of course, I do.Copy !req
551. Don't wait up.Copy !req
552. Which one of you has any money?Copy !req
553. Be with you in a second, hon.Copy !req
554. - You okay?
- All good.Copy !req
555. Almost there.Copy !req
556. I don't get it.Copy !req
557. You said
it was your daughter's birthday.Copy !req
558. Oh!Copy !req
559. There is nothing, nothing like a malted.Copy !req
560. Am I right?Copy !req
561. You know, this is crazy.Copy !req
562. You even talk like her,
you know that?Copy !req
563. Who?Copy !req
564. Rita Farr.Copy !req
565. Actress from the '50s.Copy !req
566. My dad made me watch all her movies.Copy !req
567. Made you?Copy !req
568. She must have been the only actress
that I was ever, like,Copy !req
569. "You know what?
I could hang with her."Copy !req
570. I mean, she was cool and sexy,Copy !req
571. but a broad, too.Copy !req
572. I mean, Three Guns To Santa Fe?Copy !req
573. El Paso.
Three Guns To El Paso.Copy !req
574. Okay, so you do know her.Copy !req
575. I don't know.Copy !req
576. Mostly, I loved her,Copy !req
577. 'cause it meant I get to spend
extra time with my dad.Copy !req
578. It was a tough time in our lives,Copy !req
579. but Rita Farr, she got us through.Copy !req
580. Sit.Copy !req
581. Tell me.Copy !req
582. About my dad?Copy !req
583. No.Copy !req
584. One day a year, I had one job.Copy !req
585. Buy the present.Copy !req
586. It was my favorite day.Copy !req
587. The accident was a few days
before her birthday,Copy !req
588. and I was so angry by thenCopy !req
589. at myself, my wife,Copy !req
590. I couldn't see past my own bullshit,
and then I forgot.Copy !req
591. You forgot to buy your daughter
a birthday present?Copy !req
592. I was busy.
Fucking the nanny.Copy !req
593. You idiot.Copy !req
594. Yeah.Copy !req
595. And now I'm totally stressed.Copy !req
596. Oh, God.
I would so fuck that joint up.Copy !req
597. Except it's mine, so fuck off.Copy !req
598. Anything?Copy !req
599. Pardon me.Copy !req
600. Would you mind if I ordered a drink?Copy !req
601. What'll it be?Copy !req
602. I want a beer.Copy !req
603. And then there was that African picture.Copy !req
604. Forbidden Congo.Copy !req
605. Forbidden dookie.Copy !req
606. Oh, come on.Copy !req
607. I heard she fell ill.Copy !req
608. They replaced her mid-picture.Copy !req
609. - She was a drunk.
- No.Copy !req
610. And there was that whole porn thing.Copy !req
611. The what?Copy !req
612. Rita Farr?Copy !req
613. Oh, trust me. My dad had duffel bags
full of the stuff.Copy !req
614. Your father said
Rita Farr was doing porn?Copy !req
615. Full on.Copy !req
616. How pissed
do you think the Chief would beCopy !req
617. knowing we were out here
being gawked at?Copy !req
618. I honestly don't give a fuck.Copy !req
619. Nope. Not buying it.Copy !req
620. What?Copy !req
621. I think you care a lot about
what he thinks.Copy !req
622. You don't know me.Copy !req
623. You need him like the rest of us do.Copy !req
624. Hey, I hate to say it, but I need him,Copy !req
625. to get my life back,
or whatever that looks like.Copy !req
626. If you want your life back,
why don't you just call her?Copy !req
627. Who?Copy !req
628. Your daughter.Copy !req
629. My daughter's dead.Copy !req
630. - According to?
- My daughter's dead.Copy !req
631. Oh.Copy !req
632. Because you can confirm that?Copy !req
633. Multiple sources?Copy !req
634. It's all over the Internet, man!Copy !req
635. Your shitty driving.Copy !req
636. Wife, Kate, decapitated.Copy !req
637. Daughter, Clara, sole survivor.Copy !req
638. Shut up, Jane.Copy !req
639. There are three Clara Steeles
in the United States.Copy !req
640. My daughter's dead.Copy !req
641. Let's find out.Copy !req
642. No!Copy !req
643. Asshole!Copy !req
644. Larry knew they were staring at him,Copy !req
645. and, yes, it bothered him,Copy !req
646. but not for reasons one might think.Copy !req
647. The truth is, Larry Trainor
had felt like a monsterCopy !req
648. long before he ever was one.Copy !req
649. We got a good light here, Larry.Copy !req
650. Hold on.
There's something up here.Copy !req
651. Larry, Larry, do you read?Copy !req
652. Larry, come in.Copy !req
653. He's alive!Copy !req
654. Get a medic!Copy !req
655. Larry.Copy !req
656. And the sadder truth was,Copy !req
657. he'd finally become
what he had once felt like only inside.Copy !req
658. No.Copy !req
659. Sure you don't want any dessert?Copy !req
660. Just the check, please.Copy !req
661. Hey!Copy !req
662. Is there a problem, ma'am?Copy !req
663. No, Officer.Copy !req
664. The only problem I see is you, pig.Copy !req
665. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
666. No. Not now.Copy !req
667. Officers, my friend here
is maybe a little depressed,Copy !req
668. maybe a little high.Copy !req
669. But she takes it all back.Copy !req
670. Take it back, Hammerhead.Copy !req
671. Which one of you motherfuckers
wants me to jerk a knot in your ass?Copy !req
672. Fuck me.Copy !req
673. What the hell is that?Copy !req
674. Rita.Copy !req
675. Oh, God. Rita.Copy !req
676. No.Copy !req
677. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
678. Rita!Copy !req
679. Rita!Copy !req
680. Can you hear me?Copy !req
681. Rita!Copy !req
682. Rita! Fucking bitch.Copy !req
683. Get a grip on yourself.Copy !req
684. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
685. What the hell?Copy !req
686. What do we do?Copy !req
687. No, we're not doin' that!Copy !req
688. What do we do? What do we do?Copy !req
689. What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
690. Get back. Get back.Copy !req
691. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
692. Um... Oh!Copy !req
693. I wanna go home.Copy !req
694. We can do that.Copy !req
695. In local news today,Copy !req
696. the fifth annual dog parade
benefiting...Copy !req
697. Look at them.Copy !req
698. Staring into the boob tube,Copy !req
699. moping on the day's destruction,Copy !req
700. utterly clueless to the dangerCopy !req
701. their little field trip
had brought to their door.Copy !req
702. Apparently, it was
some sort of giant blob run amok,Copy !req
703. until what some witnesses
described as a "robot man"Copy !req
704. created this barrier made of...Copy !req
705. Well, made of Main Street, Bill.Copy !req
706. Daddy's home.Copy !req
707. I warned you not to leave.Copy !req
708. I begged you.Copy !req
709. You have no idea what you've done.Copy !req
710. It wasn't that bad.Copy !req
711. "Bad" doesn't begin to describe
what befell Cloverton today, Bill.Copy !req
712. Thank you, Wendy.Copy !req
713. It's always uncomfortable, isn't it,Copy !req
714. when Daddy gets scared?Copy !req
715. As well he should be.Copy !req
716. Niles Caulder
should be shitting his pants.Copy !req
717. He knows what's coming.Copy !req
718. He'd be a fool not to.Copy !req
719. You don't spend decades
tap dancing on hornets' nests,Copy !req
720. and not expect to be stung.Copy !req
721. Niles Caulder had enemies.Copy !req
722. Enemies he could no longer hide from.Copy !req
723. Whether you realize it or not,Copy !req
724. your actions...Copy !req
725. Your actions have consequences,Copy !req
726. and those consequences
are coming to this house,Copy !req
727. to the town.Copy !req
728. Of that, there's no doubt.Copy !req
729. You really think we're in danger, Chief?Copy !req
730. That we need to pick up and run?Copy !req
731. That's what you really, really think?Copy !req
732. As far away as possible,Copy !req
733. as soon as we can.Copy !req
734. What happens to the town?Copy !req
735. The town is not my main concern.Copy !req
736. So, the town gets screwed?Copy !req
737. You've done quite enough to this town,Copy !req
738. thank you.Copy !req
739. This is bullshit.Copy !req
740. Don't you start with me.Copy !req
741. You and I both knowCopy !req
742. this field trip was
for little more than your own amusement.Copy !req
743. So, now she's the bad guy?Copy !req
744. Okay, let's talk about you, Chief.Copy !req
745. You told me my daughter was dead!Copy !req
746. I was trying to protect you.Copy !req
747. By lying?Copy !req
748. I'm trying to protect you now.Copy !req
749. Do you honestly think
she would have accepted you?Copy !req
750. Did I get a chance to try?Copy !req
751. She lost her mother, her father.Copy !req
752. I don't know
if she would have accepted me.Copy !req
753. You robbed me of that chance.Copy !req
754. What am I to her now?Copy !req
755. I'm nothing.Copy !req
756. I'm a monster.Copy !req
757. I assure you,
there are many monsters in this world,Copy !req
758. and none of them,Copy !req
759. not a one, is you.Copy !req
760. I've tried so hard to shield you.Copy !req
761. And I know what I'm asking you.Copy !req
762. To leave the safest place
you've ever known,Copy !req
763. to step out into the world
that would rather ignore you,Copy !req
764. shun you,Copy !req
765. belittle you.Copy !req
766. But if you stay here,Copy !req
767. if we die now,Copy !req
768. then this magical experiment,Copy !req
769. this you,Copy !req
770. my life accomplishments,Copy !req
771. all,Copy !req
772. it will just...Copy !req
773. It will...Copy !req
774. Or we don't abandon the town.Copy !req
775. We protect them
from these so-called enemies.Copy !req
776. We fight.Copy !req
777. We could.Copy !req
778. But we'd be doomed.Copy !req
779. What are we now?Copy !req
780. I'm going to go with the Chief.Copy !req
781. Agreed.Copy !req
782. Fuck it.Copy !req
783. Shotgun.Copy !req
784. Hey, for the record,Copy !req
785. the town can kiss my ass.Copy !req
786. But that doesn't mean
Cliff should go in there alone.Copy !req
787. It's over, Jane. Let it go.Copy !req
788. Okay, except I vote we turn around.Copy !req
789. - No.
- Rita?Copy !req
790. I can't promise I won't,
you know, be disgusting.Copy !req
791. But, yes.Copy !req
792. Larry?Copy !req
793. Larry's a yes.Copy !req
794. Whoo!Copy !req
795. This is wrong.Copy !req
796. Might be.Copy !req
797. Probably is.Copy !req
798. We'll be back.Copy !req
799. And there they go,Copy !req
800. our four lovable losers,Copy !req
801. banding together
to become the superhero fighting forceCopy !req
802. no one saw coming except everybody.Copy !req
803. But fear not.Copy !req
804. There's a way out of this dreck.Copy !req
805. Follow me.Copy !req
806. It's fine.Copy !req
807. It's totally fine.Copy !req
808. Paraguay.Copy !req
809. Yes, Niles.Copy !req
810. Paraguay.Copy !req
811. Always, Paraguay.Copy !req
812. Morden.Copy !req
813. Sure.Copy !req
814. But not.Copy !req
815. I mean,
I haven't been Mr. Morden since,Copy !req
816. "Ahh!Copy !req
817. No! Help me."Copy !req
818. I've been admiring your friends, Niles,Copy !req
819. those freaks of yours,
for quite some time.Copy !req
820. Don't you dare hurt them.Copy !req
821. Hurt them? No.Copy !req
822. That wouldn't be any fun.Copy !req
823. No.Copy !req
824. That would be
quite the same old story, wouldn't it?Copy !req
825. I think we're gonna do
something different this time.Copy !req
826. You were right in one respect, however.Copy !req
827. They are quite doomed.Copy !req
828. What the fuck?Copy !req