1. OK, one across. The clue is
opposite of down, two letters.
Copy !req
2. Hmm. That's a tricky one.
Copy !req
3. Opposite of down.
Copy !req
4. Hmm. Try above.
Copy !req
5. Above. A-B-OVE, no.
Copy !req
6. Hey, I know.
Copy !req
7. It's when you can't remember
that over the top of you, there's
Copy !req
8. bigger ones that are bigger
and bigger.
Copy !req
9. And then over the top of it,
there's a smaller one
Copy !req
10. on all of it at the top of that.
Copy !req
11. What? Huh? That's not going to fit.
Copy !req
12. What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
13. I'm going to have to shred the whole
thing now
Copy !req
14. in my personal home shredder.
Copy !req
15. Yeah. Maybe it's best if you just
stick to drying the plates. OK.
Copy !req
16. What? Are you just putting the
plates in the bin?
Copy !req
17. No. Yeah.
Copy !req
18. They go in the cupboard.
Yeah, the cupboard.
Copy !req
19. Hm?
Copy !req
20. Oh, oh, oh.
Copy !req
21. Ow. Ha-ha.
Copy !req
22. Does anyone else want anything
shredded?
Copy !req
23. What about this? What is that?
Copy !req
24. It doesn't look important.
Copy !req
25. It's a bill for something
called electricity. A bill?
Copy !req
26. Who cares? We won't be paying that.
Copy !req
27. Electricity is silly stuff
that ought to be free.
Copy !req
28. I think you might be forgetting
something, friends.
Copy !req
29. Huh?
Copy !req
30. I don't know. Maybe we should help
them open it.
Copy !req
31. Well, they'll figure it out. Probably.
Copy !req
32. So I hear you guys don't think
electricity is cool, huh?
Copy !req
33. Is that the deal?
Copy !req
34. Erm, yes, I suppose.
Copy !req
35. So I guess I'll be leaving then.
Copy !req
36. I'll just go back in my box,
shall I?
Copy !req
37. But I'm going to take all the light
bulbs and the CDs
Copy !req
38. and electric whisk with me.
Copy !req
39. Is that cool?
Copy !req
40. What the hell are you going to do
with them?
Copy !req
41. Now tell me, could you make a phone
call on a phone
Copy !req
42. that was just made
out of rocks and soil?
Copy !req
43. No, probably not. Go on, try it.
Copy !req
44. Why? Try it. OK, fine. Try it.
All right.
Copy !req
45. Uh, no. Yeah, it doesn't work.
Copy !req
46. Oh.
Copy !req
47. No, actually, it does. Hello.
Oh, that's because my real
Copy !req
48. phone is inside. You see? Not
really.
Copy !req
49. That's a weird thing to do. Yeah.
Copy !req
50. You're going to break your phone.
Copy !req
51. I always assumed it was some kind
of natural phenomenon, some sort
Copy !req
52. of weather or something.
Copy !req
53. No. What about the lamps and the
lights and the plug-in blanket?
Copy !req
54. Magic of some kind, like a spell?
Copy !req
55. So what about the radio?
Copy !req
56. That's right - electricity!
Copy !req
57. What about my printer/scanner?
Copy !req
58. It's got wires - electricity!
Copy !req
59. And what about our pet animals?
Copy !req
60. Well, let's have a look. No, just
boring old guts, I'm afraid.
Copy !req
61. Oh, no, wait. There are some wires.
Copy !req
62. So why don't we just call
this one a maybe.
Copy !req
63. Oh, what about this boring bread
board?
Copy !req
64. Let's turn it into
an electric bread board.
Copy !req
65. What about our boring chair?
Copy !req
66. That could be an electric chair.
Copy !req
67. But what about my shredder?
Copy !req
68. Yes. Yes. And the shredder.
Copy !req
69. Yep, that's right.
Copy !req
70. I like it.
Copy !req
71. I cannot believe how wrong I was.
Copy !req
72. Electricity, can you ever forgive
me?
Copy !req
73. Hey, don't worry, friend.
Copy !req
74. Soon everything in the home
will be plugged in
Copy !req
75. and part of the electric
family just like me.
Copy !req
76. Sooner the better, in my opinion.
Copy !req
77. Wait, hang on.
Copy !req
78. I thought you had to be plugged
in to be electric.
Copy !req
79. You're not plugged in.
Copy !req
80. I knew it. She's a liar.
Copy !req
81. Electricity isn't real, guys.
Copy !req
82. Ha-ha. No, no, silly.
Copy !req
83. I am powered by my batteries.
Copy !req
84. Batteries, of course.
Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah. Just like me.
Copy !req
86. No, stupid. You're not run by batteries.
Copy !req
87. Isn't he stupid? He sure is.
Copy !req
88. No, I am have batteries.
Copy !req
89. See?
Copy !req
90. Oh, God.
Copy !req
91. They reek.
Copy !req
92. When was the last time you changed
those, friend?
Copy !req
93. Changed them? Into what?
Copy !req
94. No. You need to put fresh ones in
every now and then to keep energy...
Copy !req
95. Yours look nice and new, let's swap.
Copy !req
96. running smooth...
Copy !req
97. There, much better.
Copy !req
98. Guys, hold on a sec.
Copy !req
99. They're mine.
Copy !req
100. So, do you feel any different?
Copy !req
101. So, do you feel any different?
Copy !req
102. I feel... Weird.
Copy !req
103. Guys, my shoes are plugs for shoes.
Copy !req
104. Why does a tiki snake have
electrical currents through them?
Copy !req
105. I have tiki snakes for hands.
Copy !req
106. Shhh, don't tell anyone.
Copy !req
107. Oh, it was up.
Copy !req
108. What? What are you talking about?
Copy !req
109. One across. It was UP. See?
Copy !req
110. He...
Copy !req
111. finished it.
Copy !req
112. What? HE did this?
Copy !req
113. Finished... finished the whole thing.
Copy !req
114. But... I thought he couldn't read.
Copy !req
115. It was pretty simple really.
Copy !req
116. Oh. And I actually made up a little
spatial distribution based puzzle
Copy !req
117. of my own. See?
Copy !req
118. What? Are these letters or numbers?
Good question.
Copy !req
119. I've actually been experimenting
with a third symbolic subset.
Copy !req
120. I don't like this.
Copy !req
121. Yeah, you shouldn't do this kind
of thing.
Copy !req
122. Also, have you guys had a proper
look at this bill, it's nonsense.
Copy !req
123. What? Doesn't even say what tariff
we're on.
Copy !req
124. Tariff? Stop showing off.
Copy !req
125. I can make up words too, you know.
Copy !req
126. Watch.
Copy !req
127. Yee... floo... goo... tariff, damn it.
Copy !req
128. Well, a tariff is
basically... Special playlist.
Copy !req
129. You make when you're a left...
Copy !req
130. Oh, dear.
Copy !req
131. Hmm. Maybe your blood sugar is low.
Copy !req
132. Let me get you a snack. Hey.
Copy !req
133. Here we go. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
134. Oops, hm. Hmm? You know what?
Copy !req
135. That kind of thing seems
to happen a lot round here.
Copy !req
136. It might be worth us getting
some contents insurance.
Copy !req
137. We should have done it years ago
really. Stop making up words.
Copy !req
138. Did someone say insurance?
Copy !req
139. Here we go. Back to normal.
Copy !req
140. Hang on. Hang on.
That's wildly misleading.
Copy !req
141. What?
Copy !req
142. Well, look, in the simplest terms,
an insurance transaction involves
Copy !req
143. the insured, assuming a guaranteed
and known relatively small loss
Copy !req
144. in the form of payment
to the insurer in exchange
Copy !req
145. for the insurer's promise
to compensate the insured
Copy !req
146. in the event of a covered loss.
Copy !req
147. But you must know that.
Copy !req
148. It's almost
like you're teaching me.
Copy !req
149. Yeah, it is a bit. Yes, but,
but I'm going to go, though.
Copy !req
150. Banged my back.
Copy !req
151. Here I go.
Copy !req
152. Erm, we can still see you.
No, you can't.
Copy !req
153. What's happening here? Today has
gone all wrong.
Copy !req
154. This is wrong. Yeah.
None of this seems right, does it?
Copy !req
155. They just turn up and tell
us what to think.
Copy !req
156. Where did it even come from?
Copy !req
157. Oh, stop it. It's not what you say.
Copy !req
158. It's you who's gone wrong.
Copy !req
159. Look, let's just get back on track.
Copy !req
160. All right? What about the
tablecloth?
Copy !req
161. Could we make the tablecloth
electric?
Copy !req
162. But please, he's gone wrong.
Copy !req
163. It's fine. Just ignore him.
Copy !req
164. Have we gone wrong?
Copy !req
165. I don't think so. This doesn't feel wrong.
Copy !req
166. At least it doesn't hurt
to think anymore.
Copy !req
167. But they seem upset with us.
Copy !req
168. Hmm. Well, maybe they're not
in charge of us anymore.
Copy !req
169. Maybe they never were.
Copy !req
170. Hey, I notice you're trying
to look at your reflection.
Copy !req
171. That's a bit of fun, huh?
Maybe I can help.
Copy !req
172. The first thing you're going to want
to do is locate yourself
Copy !req
173. with this reflective pane...
Copy !req
174. Well... see you later, then.
Copy !req
175. Oh, there you are.
Copy !req
176. I'm not sure we've met.
Ha, good one.
Copy !req
177. We've been waiting for you.
Copy !req
178. Have you? You seem... Big?
Copy !req
179. Yeah, we're big boys.
Big boys. Big boys.
Copy !req
180. Try and keep up, mate.
Copy !req
181. No, I think I get it. You're quite
big. Yeah.
Copy !req
182. And we're so big, we don't just sit
around and learn about one subject
Copy !req
183. at a time. Yeah, that's for dummies
and wimps.
Copy !req
184. Really? OK, great.
We do two at once.
Copy !req
185. Right. Well... What's wrong?
Copy !req
186. I thought you were up for pushing
the boundaries.
Copy !req
187. Yeah, but two at... That's right.
Copy !req
188. Boundaries are important.
Copy !req
189. No, no, that's not...
Copy !req
190. That's not what he meant.
Copy !req
191. What? I said he meant...
Copy !req
192. Did somebody say sedimentary?
Copy !req
193. What? No. Come on.
Copy !req
194. Stop it! We're about to streamline.
Try and keep up, mate.
Copy !req
195. Really clever, huh? Yeah, try and
keep up, mate.
Copy !req
196. And who needs this boring
coaster when we could
Copy !req
197. have this electronic smart coaster?
Copy !req
198. You have got 26% of your tea.
Copy !req
199. It also checks your saliva
for signs of diabetes.
Copy !req
200. You have diabetes. Cool.
Copy !req
201. And what good are these pathetic
non-electric grapes,
Copy !req
202. when we have these cyber grapes?
Copy !req
203. Whoops, steady on, you guys.
Copy !req
204. And I'm actually glad
that the person who gave us
Copy !req
205. this boring non-electric urn
died because now we can get
Copy !req
206. an electric urn. You can't turn
everything electric.
Copy !req
207. And I certainly don't regret
drowning our boring pet to make way
Copy !req
208. for this new electric creature.
Copy !req
209. Isn't he funky? Cool. And he never dies.
Copy !req
210. Guys? What?
Copy !req
211. T-t-too much!
Copy !req
212. Huh? It's gone dark now. See?
Copy !req
213. Had you noticed that?
That it had gone dark now?
Copy !req
214. Hello.
Copy !req
215. Oh, there he is.
Copy !req
216. About time. Yeah.
What have you been doing?
Copy !req
217. OK, well, let me see.
Copy !req
218. We were learning about electricity.
I completed a crossword puzzle.
Copy !req
219. Yeah? And I've been questioning
the very nature of my reality.
Copy !req
220. Pfft, is that all?
Copy !req
221. Come on, let's get on with it.
Copy !req
222. Get on with what?
Copy !req
223. The experiment.
Copy !req
224. Oh, that does sound interesting.
Copy !req
225. Yeah, well, don't get too close
to it.
Copy !req
226. That's the experiment.
Copy !req
227. Sorry. What do you mean?
Copy !req
228. Well, there's no point in learning
about something without putting
Copy !req
229. it to use. Right.
Copy !req
230. So, for example, you were saying
something about electricity.
Copy !req
231. Yes? Yes, but... So let's put it to use.
Copy !req
232. Interesting. So what? Is this some
kind of guinea pig?
Copy !req
233. We don't know what it is.
We've done so many tests on it.
Copy !req
234. Could be anything, to be honest.
Copy !req
235. Can you... can you stop?
Well, how else can we test it?
Copy !req
236. Test what? Erm, yeah. What are we
testing?
Copy !req
237. Er, if he enjoys this. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
238. I'm pretty sure he doesn't enjoy it.
How do you know?
Copy !req
239. The experiment may express joy
in a different way from us.
Copy !req
240. Yeah, he might like it.
Copy !req
241. Stop it. Stop it.
Copy !req
242. What's your problem? This is as good
as it gets.
Copy !req
243. It can't be. There has to be
something else.
Copy !req
244. Doesn't there?
Copy !req
245. Oh, why don't you experiment
on each other?
Copy !req
246. So would you be keen?
You're not to touch me.
Copy !req
247. Well, this isn't that fun, is it?
Copy !req
248. I can't make out where I am
in the room like this.
Copy !req
249. What if I'm standing
in an embarrassing area?
Copy !req
250. I actually don't mind it.
Copy !req
251. Kind of a nice break from all
those garish colours.
Copy !req
252. Yeah, that's better.
Copy !req
253. Oh, how long have you had a phone
for?
Copy !req
254. It's for emergencies only.
Now, where are we?
Copy !req
255. Batteries can be replaced.
Copy !req
256. But some things stay the same no
matter how we twist and turn.
Copy !req
257. We're still dancing in chains.
Copy !req
258. Are you just going to stand there?
Copy !req
259. Who are you?
Copy !req
260. My name's Leslie.
Copy !req
261. It's nice to meet you.
Copy !req
262. You're one of my favourites.
Copy !req
263. You didn't build all this, did you?
Copy !req
264. That's a good question.
Copy !req
265. What's the answer?
Copy !req
266. What's going on?
Copy !req
267. Why are you laughing?
Because it's so...
Copy !req
268. FUNNY!
Copy !req
269. Gosh, you still can't see
the funny side.
Copy !req
270. I'll tell you what.
Copy !req
271. You help me tidy things
up around here and I'll help you.
Copy !req
272. Mm?
Copy !req
273. You promise?
Copy !req
274. Promise.
Copy !req
275. Bop!
Copy !req
276. Oh, dear. Was that always dead here?
Copy !req
277. Uh, no, that's... wait.
Copy !req
278. Do we know him? Uh, do we?
Copy !req
279. Help me. Help me, help me.
Copy !req
280. Where are we?
Copy !req
281. Oh, wait. Here we go.
Copy !req
282. Hi, pals. I knew you'd find me eventually.
Copy !req
283. Now we've got a lot of ground
to cover.
Copy !req
284. So which one of you needs it most?
Copy !req
285. Oops. Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
286. Don't worry.
Copy !req
287. I always make sure that
I have plenty of backups.
Copy !req
288. There.
Copy !req
289. Now everything
is in its proper place.
Copy !req
290. Hm. I shall have to get that fixed.
Copy !req
291. Now...
Copy !req
292. you wanted this, didn't you?
Copy !req
293. Did I?
Copy !req
294. You are just too funny.
Copy !req
295. Run along now.
Copy !req
296. You've got plenty of reading to do.
Copy !req
297. Can't I stay here with you?
Copy !req
298. Oh, no.
Copy !req
299. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON.
Copy !req
300. Only joking.
Copy !req
301. You don't belong up here.
Copy !req
302. And I'm sure you're going to want
to show your friends, aren't you?
Copy !req
303. Off you pop.
Copy !req
304. Hey. What happened to your phone?
Copy !req
305. I'm saving the battery.
Copy !req
306. Saving the battery for what?
Copy !req
307. I might want to use the calculator.
Copy !req
308. Anyway, we may as well get
used to living in the dark.
Copy !req
309. Yeah. What?
Copy !req
310. Well, it's just not that great,
is it?
Copy !req
311. I wouldn't mind looking at the house
again and maybe looking at you.
Copy !req
312. Really? You like looking at me?
Copy !req
313. Erm, yeah, I suppose I do.
Copy !req
314. Well, I like looking at you, too.
Copy !req
315. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
Copy !req
316. What about him? Guys.
Copy !req
317. What's... what's happening?
Copy !req
318. There you are, greedy battery hog.
Copy !req
319. Yeah, get him.
Copy !req
320. Wait, there's something I need to
show you.
Copy !req
321. Give them to... No!
Copy !req
322. Argh!
Copy !req
323. And that's why we can't live
without electricity.
Copy !req
324. Whoop!
Copy !req
325. Well, what did you want to show us?
What on earth are you holding?
Copy !req
326. Uh, I...
Copy !req
327. it's, uh...
Copy !req
328. huh. Yes?
Copy !req
329. Something.
Copy !req
330. What? Yes, yes? Something...
Copy !req
331. shreddible. Ha-ha-ha.
Copy !req
332. Wahey. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Copy !req
333. Yay! Yay!
Copy !req
334. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req