1. OK, one across. The clue is
opposite of down, two letters.
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2. Hmm. That's a tricky one.
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3. Opposite of down.
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4. Hmm. Try above.
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5. Above. A-B-OVE, no.
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6. Hey, I know.
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7. It's when you can't remember
that over the top of you,
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8. there's bigger ones that
are bigger and bigger.
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9. And then over the top of it,
there's a smaller one
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10. on all of it at the top of that.
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11. What?
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12. Huh?
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13. That's not going to fit.
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14. What's wrong with you?
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15. Huh?
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16. I'm going to have to
shred the whole thing now
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17. in my personal home shredder.
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18. Yeah. Maybe it's best if you
just stick to drying the plates.
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19. OK.
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20. What? Are you just putting the
plates in the bin?
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21. No. Yeah.
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22. They go in the cupboard.
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23. Yeah, the cupboard.
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24. Hm?
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25. Oh, oh, oh.
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26. Ow.
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27. Ha-ha.
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28. Does anyone else
want anything shredded?
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29. What about this?
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30. What is that?
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31. It doesn't look important.
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32. It's a bill for something
called electricity.
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33. A bill?
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34. Who cares? We
won't be paying that.
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35. Electricity is silly stuff
that ought to be free.
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36. I think you might be forgetting
something, friends.
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37. Huh?
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38. I don't know. Maybe we
should help them open it.
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39. Well, they'll figure it out. Probably.
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40. So I hear you guys don't
think electricity is cool, huh?
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41. Is that the deal?
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42. Erm, yes, I suppose.
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43. So I guess I'll be leaving then.
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44. I'll just go back
in my box, shall I?
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45. But I'm going to take all the light bulbs
and the CDs and electric whisk with me.
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46. Is that cool?
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47. What the hell are you
going to do with them?
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48. Now tell me, could
you make a phone call
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49. on a phone that was just
made out of rocks and soil?
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50. No, probably not.
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51. Go on, try it.
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52. Why?
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53. Try it.
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54. OK, fine.
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55. Try it.
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56. All right.
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57. Uh, no. Yeah, it doesn't work.
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58. - Oh.
- No, actually, it does.
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59. Hello?
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60. Oh, that's because
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61. You see?
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62. - Not really.
- That's a weird thing to do.
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63. Yeah.
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64. You're going to break your phone.
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65. I always assumed it was some
kind of natural phenomenon,
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66. some sort of weather or something.
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67. No. What about the lamps and the
lights and the plug-in blanket?
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68. Uh, magic, of some kind, like a spell?
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69. You're wrong
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70. Yes. Yes. And the shredder. Yep.
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71. I like it.
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72. I cannot believe how wrong I was.
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73. Electricity, can you ever forgive me?
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74. Hey, don't worry, friend.
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75. Soon everything in the home will be
plugged in and part of the electric family.
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76. Just like me!
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77. Sooner the better, in my opinion.
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78. Wait, hang on.
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79. I thought you had to be
plugged in to be electric.
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80. You're not plugged in.
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81. I knew it. She's a liar.
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82. Electricity isn't real, guys.
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83. No, no, silly.
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84. I am powered by my batteries.
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85. Batteries, of course.
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86. Oh, yeah. Just like me.
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87. No, stupid. You're
not run by batteries.
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88. Isn't he stupid?
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89. He sure is.
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90. No, I am have batteries.
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91. See?
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92. Oh, God.
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93. They reek.
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94. When was the last time
you changed those, friend?
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95. Changed them? Into what?
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96. No. You need to put fresh ones in
every now and then to keep energy...
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97. Yours look nice and new, let's swap.
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98. ..running smooth...
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99. There, much better.
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100. Guys, hold on a sec.
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101. They're mine.
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102. So, do you feel any different?
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103. So, do you feel any different?
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104. I feel...
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105. Weird.
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106. Guys, my shoes are plugs for shoes.
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107. Why does a tiki snake have
electrical currents through them?
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108. I have tiki snakes for hands.
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109. Shhh, don't tell anyone.
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110. Oh, it was up.
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111. What? What are you talking about?
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112. One across. It was up. See?
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113. He...
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114. finished it.
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115. What? HE did this?
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116. Finished... finished the whole thing.
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117. But... I thought he couldn't read.
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118. It was pretty simple really.
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119. Oh. And I actually made up a little spatial
distribution based puzzle of my own. See?
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120. What? Are these
letters or numbers?
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121. Good question.
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122. I've actually been experimenting
with a third symbolic subset.
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123. I don't like this.
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124. Yeah, you shouldn't
do this kind of thing.
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125. Also, have you guys had a proper
look at this bill, it's nonsense.
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126. What?
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127. Doesn't even say
what tariff we're on.
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128. Tariff? Stop showing off.
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129. I can make up words too, you know.
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130. Watch.
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131. Yee... floo... goo... ta...
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132. tariff.
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133. Damn it!
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134. Well, a tariff is basically...
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135. Special playlist.
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136. You make when you're a left...
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137. Oh, dear.
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138. Hmm. Maybe your
blood sugar is low.
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139. Let me get you a snack.
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140. Hey.
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141. Here we go.
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142. Oh, yeah.
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143. Oops, hm.
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144. Hmm?
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145. You know what? That kind of thing
seems to happen a lot round here.
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146. It might be worth us getting
some contents insurance.
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147. We should have done it years ago really.
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148. Stop making up words.
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149. Did someone say insurance?
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150. Here we go. Back to normal.
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151. You can take it from me
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152. You can break what you
want and get new stuff for free...
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153. Hang on. Hang on.
That's wildly misleading.
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154. What?
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155. Well, look, in the simplest terms, an
insurance transaction involves the insured,
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156. assuming a guaranteed and known relatively
small loss in the form of payment to the insurer
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157. in exchange for the insurer's promise to compensate
the insured in the event of a covered loss.
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158. But you must know that.
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159. It's almost like you're teaching me.
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160. Yeah, it is a bit.
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161. Yes, but, but I'm going to go, though.
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162. Banged my back.
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163. Here I go.
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164. Erm, we can still see you.
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165. No, you can't.
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166. What's happening here?
Today has gone all wrong.
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167. This is wrong.
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168. Yeah. None of this
seems right, does it?
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169. They just turn up and
tell us what to think.
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170. Where did it even come from?
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171. Oh, stop it. It's not what you say.
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172. It's you who's gone wrong.
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173. Look, let's just get back on track.
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174. All right? What
about the tablecloth?
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175. Could we make the
tablecloth electric?
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176. But please, he's gone wrong.
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177. It's fine. Just ignore him.
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178. Have we gone wrong?
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179. I don't think so. This
doesn't feel wrong.
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180. At least it doesn't hurt
to think anymore.
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181. But they seem upset with us.
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182. Hmm. Well, maybe they're
not in charge of us anymore.
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183. Maybe they never were.
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184. Hey, I notice you're trying
to look at your reflection.
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185. That's a bit of fun, huh?
Maybe I can help.
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186. The first thing you're going
to want to do is locate yourself
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187. with this reflective pane...
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188. Well... see you later, then.
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189. Oh, there you are.
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190. I'm not sure we've met.
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191. Ha, good one.
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192. We've been waiting for you.
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193. Have you? You seem...
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194. Big?
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195. Yeah, we're big boys.
Big boys. Big boys.
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196. Try and keep up, mate.
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197. No, I think I get
it. You're quite big.
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198. Yeah.
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199. And we're so big, we don't just sit around
and learn about one subject at a time.
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200. Yeah, that's for
dummies and wimps.
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201. Really? OK, great.
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202. We do two at once.
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203. Right. Well...
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204. What's wrong?
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205. I thought you were up
for pushing the boundaries.
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206. Yeah, but two at...
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207. That's right.
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208. Boundaries are important.
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209. No, no, that's not...
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210. That's not what he meant.
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211. What?
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212. I said he meant...
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213. Did somebody say sedimentary?
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214. What? No. Come on.
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215. Stop it!
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216. We're about to streamline.
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217. Try and keep up, mate.
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218. Really clever, huh?
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219. Yeah, try and keep up, mate.
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220. And who needs this boring coaster
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221. when we could have this
electronic smart coaster?
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222. You have got 26% of your tea.
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223. It also checks your saliva
for signs of diabetes.
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224. You have diabetes.
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225. Cool.
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226. And what good are these
pathetic non-electric grapes,
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227. when we have these cyber grapes?
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228. Whoops, steady on, you guys.
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229. And I'm actually glad
that the person who gave us
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230. this boring non-electric urn died
because now we can get an electric urn.
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231. You can't turn everything electric.
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232. And I certainly don't regret
drowning our boring pet
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233. to make way for this
new electric creature.
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234. Isn't he funky?
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235. - Cool.
- And he never dies.
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236. Guys? What?
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237. T-t-too much!
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238. Huh? It's gone dark now. See?
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239. Had you noticed that?
That it had gone dark now?
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240. Hello.
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241. Oh, there he is.
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242. About time.
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243. Yeah. What have you been doing?
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244. OK, well, let me see.
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245. We were learning about electricity.
I completed a crossword puzzle.
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246. Yeah?
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247. And I've been questioning
the very nature of my reality.
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248. Pfft, is that all?
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249. Come on, let's get on with it.
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250. Get on with what?
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251. The experiment.
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252. Oh, that does sound interesting.
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253. Yeah, well, don't
get too close to it.
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254. That's the experiment.
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255. Sorry. What do you mean?
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256. Well, there's no point in learning
about something without putting it to use.
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257. Right.
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258. So, for example, you were saying
something about electricity.
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259. Yes?
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260. Yes, but...
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261. So let's put it to use.
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262. Interesting. So what?
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263. Is this some kind of guinea pig?
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264. We don't know what it is.
We've done so many tests on it.
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265. Could be anything, to be honest.
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266. Can you... can you stop?
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267. Well, how else can we test it?
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268. Test what?
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269. Erm, yeah. What are we testing?
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270. Er, if he enjoys this.
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271. Oh, yeah.
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272. I'm pretty sure he doesn't enjoy it.
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273. How do you know?
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274. The experiment may express
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275. Yeah, he might like it.
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276. Stop it. Stop it.
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277. What's your problem?
This is as good as it gets.
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278. It can't be. There has
to be something else.
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279. Doesn't there?
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280. Oh, why don't you
experiment on each other?
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281. So would you be keen?
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282. You're not to touch me.
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283. Well, this isn't that fun, is it?
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284. I can't make out where I am
in the room like this.
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285. What if I'm standing
in an embarrassing area?
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286. I actually don't mind it.
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287. Kind of a nice break from
all those garish colours.
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288. Yeah, that's better.
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289. Oh, how long have
you had a phone for?
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290. It's for emergencies only.
Now, where are we?
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291. Batteries can be replaced.
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292. But some things stay the same no
matter how we twist and turn.
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293. We're still dancing in chains.
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294. Are you just going to stand there?
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295. Who are you?
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296. My name's Leslie.
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297. It's nice to meet you.
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298. You're one of my favourites.
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299. You didn't build all this, did you?
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300. That's a good question.
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301. What's the answer?
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302. What's going on?
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303. Why are you laughing?
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304. Because it's so...
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305. ..FUNNY!
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306. Gosh, you still can't
see the funny side.
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307. I'll tell you what.
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308. You help me tidy things up
around here and I'll help you. Mm?
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309. You promise?
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310. Promise.
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311. Bop!
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312. Oh, dear. Was that
always dead here?
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313. Uh, no, that's... wait.
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314. Do we know him?
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315. Uh, do we?
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316. Help me. Help me, help me.
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317. Where are we?
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318. Oh, wait. Here we go.
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319. Hi, pals. I knew you'd
find me eventually.
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320. Now we've got a lot
of ground to cover.
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321. So which one of you needs it most?
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322. Oops.
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323. Oh, sorry.
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324. Don't worry.
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325. I always make sure that
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326. There.
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327. Now everything
is in its proper place.
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328. Hm. I shall have to get that fixed.
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329. Now...
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330. you wanted this, didn't you?
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331. Did I?
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332. You are just too funny.
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333. Run along now.
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334. You've got plenty of reading to do.
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335. Can't I stay here with you?
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336. Oh, no.
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337. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON.
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338. Only joking.
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339. You don't belong up here.
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340. And I'm sure you're going to want
to show your friends, aren't you?
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341. Off you pop.
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342. Hey. What happened to your phone?
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343. I'm saving the battery.
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344. Saving the battery for what?
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345. I might want to use the calculator.
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346. Anyway, we may as well get
used to living in the dark.
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347. Yeah.
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348. What?
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349. Well, it's just not that great, is it?
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350. I wouldn't mind looking at the house
again and maybe looking at you.
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351. Really? You like looking at me?
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352. Erm, yeah, I suppose I do.
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353. Well, I like looking at you, too.
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354. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
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355. What about him?
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356. Guys.
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357. What's... what's happening?
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358. There you are, greedy battery hog.
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359. Yeah, get him.
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360. Wait, there's something I need to
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361. Give them to...
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362. No!
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363. And that's why we can't
live without electricity.
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364. Whoop!
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365. Well, what did you want to show us?
What on earth are you holding?
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366. Uh, I...
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367. it's, uh...
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368. huh.
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369. Yes?
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370. Something.
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371. What?
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372. Yes, yes?
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373. Something...
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374. shreddible. Ha-ha-ha.
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