Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 1x4

Directed by

Becky Sloan as First Tooth / The Lump (voice) • Baker Terry as Warren the Eagle / Yumpherdinker (voice) • Johnny White Really-Really as Shy Imaginary Older Brother (voice) • Emma Sidi as Bubble Bath Memory (voice)

The gang are excited to get online using their computer but, oh no! Yellow Guy has lost the password. Luckily a confident worm called Warren steps in and shows the guys the true meaning of Friendship.

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1. Yay! It's computer day.

2. All right, let's do this. I'm on keys.

3. You got the mouse? Yeah.

4. Both hands for complete control.

5. You won't get away from me this year.

6. Hey, nice grip.

7. Thank you. And the password?

8. Me? But I... I don't know the password.

9. What? That's your only thing. You came up with it.

10. You're supposed to remember it.

11. Oh, yeah.

12. Well, what is it? Come on, think it through.

13. Hurry up. We need to get online.

14. I don't want people going around saying we're not online.

15. Well, I'm trying.

16. Maybe... maybe it's my name.

17. Try my name.

18. Yeah, OK. That makes sense.

19. Did you remember the hyphen? Yeah. Yeah, the hyphen.

20. There. Oh, good try, but sorry.

21. Oh. I know. Try my name.

22. Oh, yeah. OK.

23. Congratulations. Yay!

24. Your account is now blocked.

25. Oh. But don't worry. You can still get online.

26. Yay!

27. I'm just going to have to ask you a few questions to make sure

28. that you're really you.

29. Of course we're us, aren't we?

30. Yeah. Great news, select all the panels that contain an image

31. of a lovely red apple.

32. Oh, I'm good at these.

33. OK. Well. Ooh. Careful.

34. Ooh. Yeah. Keep going. Huh?

35. Oh, yeah. You are good.

36. OK, so that's definitely the pig.

37. Yes. Yeah. Great job. Thank you.

38. Now use your cursor to drag the apple through the market

39. to the correct stall. Easy.

40. Careful. Hang on.

41. Oh. What?

42. Oh. Oh. Not quite.

43. Oh, dear. You have upset the market man.

44. Thanks to you, I am a figure of ridicule

45. within the market community.

46. What? I will burn down my orchard tonight.

47. No, I demand a rematch.

48. Oh, well, I guess computer day is cancelled this year.

49. Hey, maybe we can bring forward invoice day.

50. No, that's baked in for tomorrow.

51. Oh, this is all my fault. Why can't I remember the password?

52. Stupid brain. I know it's in there.

53. Stupid, stupid. Hey, come on. It's not your fault.

54. You're just a BLEEP.

55. Yeah. You can't help it.

56. You're just a BLEEP.

57. OK. Stop. Did you see what just happened there?

58. Me too.

59. Now, I'd like you to ask yourself this question.

60. Was that the right way to treat somebody, or was it actually

61. really hurtful and horrible?

62. Now let's see how that should have gone.

63. Stupid. Stupid.

64. It's not your fault. You're just a BLEEP.

65. How dare you?

66. And how dare you speak to me like that?

67. I refuse to be disrespected ever again.

68. I tried to destroy your reputation and I would like to apologise.

69. I was being a bad friend and I am ashamed of what I have done.

70. Is that supposed to be me?

71. Because you know what?

72. Have you ever felt like your friend...

73. Who is that? I don't know, I think it's an insane person.

74. What are you supposed to be?

75. I'm Warren the eagle. Fully qualified friendship expert.

76. Yeah. Eurgh, why is it wet?

77. Business cards should be crisp.

78. I should make it clear from the outset that although I'm no

79. longer officially affiliated with the OK Stop Organisation,

80. I am still absolutely within my rights to continue to use their learning

81. materials and branding. OK.

82. Sorry. Did you say eagle? Yeah.

83. Eagles have wings.

84. That's right, yeah. And some eagles wings,

85. they just take a bit longer to sprout.

86. So when they do, they're going to be bigger and stronger than normal.

87. Listen, we're kind of in the middle of something here.

88. Um, today's actually our computer day.

89. Oh, I can see you're right in the middle of something, mate.

90. A string of vicious personal attacks on someone you call a friend

91. but would a good friend... Hold on, are you saying we're the bad friends?

92. It's him who couldn't remember the password.

93. Oh, really? So even though I'm not technically affiliated with the OK Stop

94. organisation, you don't think I'd know when I saw a bad friendship?

95. He's a sort of freelancer.

96. Freelancers deserve to die. He's going on fire.

97. Just stop talking amongst yourselves.

98. OK, just pay attention. Right, now,

99. here's a quick story that might make you think twice

100. about being a bad friend.

101. I hate this guy. And yeah, maybe when,

102. when it's finished, we could all get a quick meal, restaurant style meal,

103. if you wanted.

104. See. With you? Yeah, erm...

105. But we don't even know who you are.

106. OK, don't talk over it.

107. What is this? His backstory? We're supposed to be online.

108. Excuse me.

109. Sorry. Can I just stop you there?

110. How long is this going to last?

111. Yeah, sorry, but we just do not have time for whatever this is.

112. OK, I get it.

113. You don't think it was an interesting story?

114. Not really. It's clearly about you.

115. Well, would it surprise you to know that the guy in that story

116. was actually... You. ..me? Well, yeah.

117. I mean, you did some of it in first person.

118. The thing in the animation looked like... OK, Stop.

119. That's right. Believe it or not...

120. But how could a confident, handsome worm... eagle

121. have trouble keeping friends?

122. Good question. Because of the way you look.

123. The way I...

124. You know, sort of lumpy and red raw. Yeah.

125. You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed

126. and then came to life.

127. It's actually... More like an old person's finger.

128. Reminds me of an infection I had up my...

129. Or was it the voice?

130. He looks like a tumour. And he stinks.

131. I know. It's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.

132. But you're just generally unlikeable in a way that's hard to pin down.

133. What's he doing? Looks like he's in pain.

134. Are you dying? I'm actually laughing.

135. Doesn't bother me at all.

136. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I'd be laughing about it?

137. No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me?

138. Because I have something called... Rateye.

139. Not rateye.

140. That's it, that's the password.

141. Rateye. Your maiden name?

142. Of course. Hey, it worked. We're online.

143. Hold on a sec.

144. Right. OK.

145. Huh?

146. My turn now.

147. Hey, one new email. Huh?

148. Brilliant. Me, me, me. Me.

149. What? Where's... where's mine?

150. Hey. Nothing in the inbox, eh?

151. Well, there's always next year. Anyway...

152. let's get on to the dark web and have a look at some of those...

153. Hello? What's happened to him?

154. I don't know. Hey. Hello.

155. Well, there you have it.

156. An example of what happens when you don't treat

157. each other with respect.

158. I'm afraid this friendship has sunk.

159. What? Why is that boy still here?

160. And all the websites in the world can't help you if you don't know

161. how to respect each other.

162. So remember, when things get to be a lot, you can always

163. say OK, Stop. I'll see you later, guys.

164. Bye. Well, hang on. But what about him?

165. When does he go back to normal? I'm afraid he's not here any more.

166. You two have finally driven him away.

167. He's gone to the one place where he knows he'll always have better

168. best friends. A festival?

169. No, I'm talking about his brain.

170. That blob in his head.

171. What's he doing in there?

172. In there? In there?

173. Well, you can get them out, can't you? You're a little worm guy.

174. Eagle. Just wriggle on in.

175. Yeah. Use your training. Wake him up.

176. I'm afraid that's not really part of the service.

177. What service? Do something.

178. Fine. Go.

179. I guess you don't want to have that restaurant style meal after all.

180. A restaurant style meal?

181. You guys? With me?

182. OK. Here I go. Good luck.

183. I can't believe you jumped the lump.

184. You jumped the lump.

185. Thank you. I've always been far too shy to jump the lump.

186. There you go. You won another edible trophy.

187. Yay! Oh, you know what that means.

188. It's time for the Jumperdinker Celebration Song.

189. Excuse me.

190. May I have permission to smile at you?

191. Of course.

192. OK. Are you ready? Yeah.

193. Wow, this is the best place. OK, stop.

194. I want you to ask yourself, does any of this look real to you?

195. Or does it, in fact, look more like a made up place

196. in your head?

197. Hiding up here in your imagination is no way to deal

198. with bad friendships.

199. But these are my brain friends.

200. They're not real friends. They're just animation.

201. Come on, let's go.

202. Wow. What was that?

203. Don't mind me, I was just saying,

204. Wow, because of you, you seem to really know your stuff.

205. The things you are saying sound clever. And interesting.

206. Yeah, well, look, we have to go.

207. Thanks for everything, Mr Eagle.

208. I'm not... oh, sorry.

209. You are an eagle, aren't you?

210. Of course he is.

211. Some eagle's wings just take longer to sprout.

212. It's actually pretty normal and totally cool.

213. Yeah. And when they do finally sprout, they'll be so big you can fly

214. all the way up into space.

215. And I think you could probably meet the royal family of another planet

216. and get a photo with them.

217. OK. Oh, why did I say that?

218. Well, maybe we could stick around for a little while longer.

219. Is he dancing?

220. Oh, he better not be.

221. I thought he was supposed to wake him up.

222. Sounds like you're having some trouble.

223. Anything I can help with?

224. Why don't we put something else on now?

225. Jumperdinker only really has the one song.

226. Have you got an aux cable that will fit this?

227. We usually just use the boom box.

228. Yeah, but I want to connect this though.

229. It does have an input on the back.

230. Yeah, I know, but that's the input that goes with the old model.

231. This is the newer one. I need the one for the new one. OK.

232. Oh. I know, guys, let's just hum a tune.

233. What's the Wi-Fi?

234. I'll connect through the Wi-Fi.

235. The Wi-Fi code is on the wall there. So read it out then.

236. OK. It's four, three, eight, eight, eight.

237. You connect to the boombox with Bluetooth.

238. Not Wi-Fi. Lower case B.

239. Lower case B. Do it through Bluetooth.

240. Lower case... Come on, speak up. But I'm supposed to be shy.

241. Oh, let's just listen to Jumperdinker's song.

242. She looks upset. OK, stop.

243. Good friendship is about respecting what everyone wants to do, not

244. just doing your own thing the whole time. But it's my brain.

245. Finally. Today, I'll be talking about how you grow your business

246. using new methods.

247. What is this? That's my podcast.

248. Your podcast?

249. If you... What the heck? This is a good bit.

250. You can easily rise to the top of your industry.

251. See. I don't understand this song.

252. It's not very fun to dance to.

253. It's not supposed to make you dance, it's supposed to make...

254. What is going wrong with that one?

255. Brackets face is longer than it should be.

256. Wow. 2,000,000 results.

257. Well, that's too many. Let's give up.

258. Well, hang on. Look at this one.

259. Dr Bushman can help.com.

260. What seems to be the problem?

261. That one's broken.

262. OK, I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you.

263. Please answer the simple questions and I'll have a diagnosis

264. for you in...

265. no time. Great. We're a bit worried.

266. OK. First question. Is he breathing?

267. You may... you may breathe in. What?

268. What's breathing? Right then, got it.

269. Now, does he have a history of...

270. What did he say?

271. I don't know. Let's just put maybe.

272. OK, great.

273. Now, would he be surprised if I started wearing a bandana?

274. One of my patients has a bandana and I think it looks just great.

275. Well, yeah, he might, I guess.

276. Yeah. So you said you had some follow up questions about my podcast.

277. I didn't say that.

278. Oh, I guess I was a little vague about setting up a strong pipeline, wasn't I?

279. It's all about the 13 fundamentals.

280. Hey, first tooth, where are you going?

281. Look, I'll always be in your heart, but I just can't be around here any more.

282. Your friend is kind of annoying. My friend?

283. Yeah, thanks for thinking of us, but it's just not fun any more.

284. Hold on, guys.

285. I'm just about to jump the lump, remember?

286. Honestly, I wouldn't go near that thing.

287. You should probably have it checked out.

288. Your podcast made this place go sad.

289. That's not true.

290. Look, your fake shy brother's still here.

291. We were just bonding over how much he likes my podcast.

292. Isn't that right? I have to go now.

293. Oh, well, true friendship isn't about being Mr Popular

294. and having loads of friends.

295. All you really need is one good one.

296. That's right. Why don't we get something to eat and get to know

297. each other better? We can order in.

298. I'm not hungry. I ate a trophy.

299. I'm sure you've got room for a restaurant style meal

300. with your best friends.

301. Hello. Yeah, I want to order some food for two best friends.

302. My best friends.

303. Wait. What are you doing?

304. OK. This is my... my final question, right?

305. Does your friend have a worm in his brain?

306. A worm in his brain? How are we supposed to know that?

307. Yeah, well, how would that even work?

308. That's... oh, no, he does have that.

309. Remember from earlier, there's a worm in his brain.

310. He does, yeah. OK, great.

311. I'm ready to diagnose. Just processing my diagnosis.

312. My diagnosis is your friend has got a worm in his brain.

313. No.

314. Thank you for visiting. Dr Bushman MD.

315. Please leave a comment on your way...

316. out. Right?

317. Fetch me my gouging tools.

318. Hey. There you are.

319. Wondered where you'd gone.

320. What's this place then?

321. You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

322. We're best friends.

323. Where are you?

324. Got it.

325. Pesky bee.

326. Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much.

327. I guess there's always computer day next year.

328. Yeah. Don't close our tabs. I want to see that skeleton.

329. You know what?

330. Watching how much you guys care for each other has taught me

331. the value of friendship.

332. Here, from now on, you can go online whenever you want

333. using this special glass spherical computer I invented.

334. Wow. I love you. Goodbye.

335. Wait? So we are friends?

336. Yeah. Of course.

337. Well, I thought that you guys hated me for being stupid

338. in the head. Come on, don't be silly.

339. That's just the worm in your brain. Huh?

340. Hey, the worm in my brain tells me I don't have the body type to pull

341. off wearing denim, but I just tell it to pipe down.

342. And the worm in my brain makes me think that the documents

343. I've been forging have led to many deaths.

344. But I know that's just silly.

345. Huh? That's right.

346. You idiot.

347. Don't say that to me. Shut up.

348. You've ruined it.

349. I'm never going to see that skeleton.