Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 1x4

Directed by

Becky Sloan as First Tooth / The Lump (voice) • Baker Terry as Warren the Eagle / Yumpherdinker (voice) • Johnny White Really-Really as Shy Imaginary Older Brother (voice) • Emma Sidi as Bubble Bath Memory (voice)

The gang are excited to get online using their computer but, oh no! Yellow Guy has lost the password. Luckily a confident worm called Warren steps in and shows the guys the true meaning of Friendship.

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1. ♪ There's three of us, there's three of us

2. ♪ Look closely, you will see

3. ♪ There's three of us, just three of us

4. ♪ There's him and you and me

5. #And every day we all hang out to find out what we talk about

6. ♪ And every day's a new surprise

7. ♪ When you're learning with us guys

8. ♪ We live in an actual nightmare

9. ♪ There's three of us, just three of us, us three. ♪

10. Yay!

11. It's computer day.

12. All right, let's do this.

13. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?

14. Yeah.

15. Both hands for complete control.

16. You won't get away from me this year.

17. Hey, nice grip.

18. Thank you.

19. And the password?

20. Me? But I... I don't know the password.

21. What? That's your only thing.

22. You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.

23. Oh, yeah.

24. Well, what is it? Come on, think it through.

25. Hurry up. We need to get online.

26. I don't want people going around saying we're not online.

27. Well, I'm trying.

28. Maybe... maybe it's my name.

29. Try my name.

30. Yeah, OK. That makes sense.

31. Did you remember the hyphen?

32. Yeah. Yeah, the hyphen.

33. There.

34. Oh, good try, but sorry.

35. I know. Try my name.

36. Oh, yeah. OK.

37. Congratulations.

38. Yay!

39. Your account is now blocked.

40. Aww.

41. But don't worry. You can still get online.

42. Yay.

43. I'm just going to have to ask you a few questions

44. to make sure that you're really you.

45. Of course we're us, aren't we?

46. Yeah.

47. Great news, select all the panels

48. that contain an image of a lovely red apple.

49. Oh, I'm good at these.

50. OK. Well. Ooh. Careful.

51. Ooh. Yeah. Keep going. huh?

52. Oh, yeah. You are good.

53. OK, so that's definitely the pig.

54. Yes.

55. Yeah.

56. Great job.

57. Thank you.

58. Now use your cursor to drag the apple

59. through the market to the correct stall.

60. Easy.

61. Careful.

62. Hang on.

63. Oh.

64. What?

65. Oh. Oh. Not quite.

66. Oh, dear. You have upset the market man.

67. Thanks to you, I am a figure of ridicule within the market community.

68. What?

69. I will burn down my orchard tonight.

70. No, I demand a rematch.

71. Oh, well, I guess computer day is cancelled this year.

72. Hey, maybe we can bring forward invoice day.

73. No, that's baked in for tomorrow.

74. Oh, this is all my fault.

75. Why can't I remember the password?

76. Stupid brain. I know it's in there.

77. Stupid, stupid.

78. Hey, come on. It's not your fault.

79. You're just a *****.

80. Yeah. You can't help it.

81. You're just a ****.

82. OK. Stop. Did you see what just happened there?

83. Me too.

84. Now, I'd like you to ask yourself this question.

85. Was that the right way to treat somebody,

86. or was it actually really hurtful and horrible?

87. Now let's see how that should have gone.

88. Stupid. Stupid.

89. It's not your fault. You're just a *****.

90. How dare you?

91. And how dare you speak to me like that?

92. I refuse to be disrespected ever again.

93. I tried to destroy your reputation and I would like to apologise.

94. I was being a bad friend and I am ashamed of what I have done.

95. Is that supposed to be me?

96. 'Coz you know what?

97. There's nothing wrong with him, and there's nothing wrong with me.

98. Have you ever felt like your friend...

99. Who is that?

100. I don't know, I think it's an insane person.

101. What are you supposed to be?

102. Hi, I'm Warren the eagle. Fully qualified friendship expert.

103. Yeah. Eurgh, why is it wet?

104. Business cards should be crisp.

105. I should make it clear from the outset

106. that although I'm no longer officially affiliated with the OK Stop Organisation,

107. I am still absolutely within my rights to continue to use

108. their learning materials and branding, OK?

109. Sorry. Did you say eagle?

110. Yeah.

111. Eagles have wings.

112. That's right, yeah. And some eagles wings,

113. they just take a bit longer to sprout.

114. So when they do, they're going to be bigger and stronger than normal.

115. Listen, we're kind of in the middle of something here.

116. Um, today's actually our computer day.

117. Oh, I can see you're right in the middle of something, mate.

118. A string of vicious personal attacks

119. on someone you call a friend

120. but would a good friend...

121. Hold on, are you saying we're the bad friends?

122. It's him who couldn't remember the password.

123. Oh, really? So even though I'm not technically affiliated

124. with the OK Stop organisation, you don't think I'd know when I saw a bad friendship?

125. He's a sort of freelancer.

126. Freelancers deserve to die.

127. He's going on fire.

128. Just stop talking amongst yourselves.

129. OK, just pay attention.

130. Right, now, here's a quick story that might make you think twice

131. about being a bad friend.

132. I hate this guy.

133. And yeah, maybe when, when it's finished, we could all get a quick meal,

134. restaurant style meal, if you wanted.

135. See.

136. With you?

137. Yeah, erm...

138. But we don't even know who you are.

139. OK, don't talk over it.

140. What is this?

141. His backstory?

142. We're supposed to be online.

143. Excuse me.

144. Sorry. Can I just stop you there?

145. How long is this going to last?

146. Yeah, sorry, but we just do not have time for whatever this is.

147. OK, I get it.

148. You don't think it was an interesting story?

149. Not really.

150. It's clearly about you.

151. Well, would it surprise you to know that the guy in that story was actually...

152. You.

153. Me?

154. Well, yeah. I mean, you did some of it in first person.

155. The thing in the animation looked like...

156. OK, Stop.

157. That's right. Believe it or not...

158. There was a time in my life when even I had trouble making and keeping friends.

159. But how could a confident, handsome worm... eagle

160. have trouble keeping friends?

161. Good question. Because of the way you look.

162. The way I...

163. You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.

164. Y-Y-Yeah.

165. You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off

166. or was removed and then came to life.

167. It's actually, uh...

168. It's more like an old person's finger.

169. Reminds me of an infection I had up my...

170. Or was it the voice?

171. He looks like a tumour.

172. And he stinks.

173. I know. It's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.

174. But you're just generally unlikeable in a way that's hard to pin down.

175. What's he doing?

176. Looks like he's in pain.

177. Are you dying?

178. I'm actually laughing.

179. Doesn't bother me at all.

180. If I was bothered by that kind of thing,

181. do you think I'd be laughing about it?

182. No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me?

183. Because I have something called...

184. Rateye.

185. Not rateye.

186. That's it, that's the password.

187. Rateye. Your maiden name? Of course.

188. Hey, it worked. We're online.

189. Hold on a sec.

190. Right. OK.

191. Huh?

192. My turn now.

193. Hey, one new email. Huh?

194. Brilliant.

195. Me, me, me. Me.

196. What? Where's... where's mine?

197. Hey. Nothing in the inbox, eh?

198. Well, there's always next year. Anyway,

199. let's get on to the dark web and have a look at some of those...

200. Hello? What's happened to him?

201. I don't know. Hey. Hello.

202. Well, there you have it.

203. An example of what happens when you don't treat each other with respect.

204. I'm afraid this friendship has sunk.

205. What? Why is that boy still here?

206. And all the websites in the world can't help you if you don't know

207. how to respect each other.

208. So remember, when things get to be a lot,

209. you can always say OK, Stop.

210. I'll see you later, guys.

211. Bye.

212. Well, hang on. But what about him?

213. When does he go back to normal?

214. I'm afraid he's not here any more.

215. You two have finally driven him away.

216. He's gone to the one place where he knows he'll always have better best friends.

217. A festival?

218. No, I'm talking about his brain.

219. That blob in his head.

220. What's he doing in there?

221. Starring the favourite thoughts.

222. Your first tooth,

223. Bubble bath memory,

224. Saturdavid,

225. shy imaginary older brother

226. Yumpherdinker,

227. And, of course... you!

228. Well, you can get them out, can't you? You're a little worm guy.

229. Eagle.

230. Just wriggle on in.

231. Yeah. Use your training. Wake him up.

232. I'm afraid that's not really part of the service.

233. What service? Do something.

234. Fine. Go.

235. I guess you don't want to have that restaurant style meal after all.

236. A restaurant style meal?

237. You guys? With me?

238. OK. Here I go.

239. Good luck!

240. I can't believe you jumped the lump.

241. You jumped the lump.

242. Thank you.

243. I've always been far too shy to jump the lump.

244. There you go. You won another edible trophy.

245. Yay! Oh, you know what that means.

246. It's time for the Yumpherdinker celebration song.

247. Excuse me.

248. May I have permission to smile at you?

249. Of course.

250. OK. Are you ready?

251. Yeah.

252. Wow, this is the best place.

253. OK, stop.

254. I want you to ask yourself, does any of this look real to you?

255. Or does it, in fact, look more like a made up place in your head?

256. Hiding up here in your imagination is no way to deal with bad friendships.

257. But these are my brain friends.

258. They're not real friends. They're just animation.

259. Come on, let's go.

260. Wow.

261. What was that?

262. Don't mind me, I was just saying, Wow,

263. because of you, you seem to really know your stuff.

264. The things you are saying sound clever.

265. And interesting.

266. Yeah? Well, look, we have to go.

267. Thanks for everything, Mr. Eagle.

268. I'm not... oh.

269. Sorry, you are an eagle, aren't you?

270. Of course he is.

271. Some eagle's wings just take longer to sprout.

272. It's actually pretty normal and totally cool.

273. Yeah.

274. And when they do finally sprout,

275. they'll be so big you can fly all the way up into space.

276. And I think you could probably meet the royal family of another planet

277. and get a photo with them.

278. OK.

279. Oh, why did I say that?

280. Well, maybe we could stick around for a little while longer.

281. Is he dancing?

282. Oh, he better not be.

283. I thought he was supposed to wake him up.

284. Sounds like you're having some trouble.

285. Anything I can help with?

286. Why don't we put something else on now?

287. Yumpherdinker only really has the one song.

288. Have you got an aux cable that will fit this?

289. We usually just use the boom box.

290. Yeah, but I want to connect this though.

291. It does have an input on the back.

292. Yeah, I know, but that's the input that goes with the old model.

293. This is the newer one. I need the one for the new one. OK?

294. I know, guys, let's just hum a tune.

295. What's the Wi-Fi? I'll connect through the Wi-Fi.

296. The Wi-Fi code is on the wall there.

297. So read it out then.

298. OK. It's four, three, eight, eight.

299. You connect to the boombox with Bluetooth. Not Wi-Fi.

300. Lower case B.

301. Lower case B.

302. Do it through Bluetooth.

303. Lower case...

304. Come on, speak up. But

305. I'm supposed to be shy.

306. Oh, let's just listen to Yumpherdinker's song.

307. She looks upset.

308. OK, stop.

309. Good friendship is about respecting what everyone wants to do,

310. not just doing your own thing the whole time.

311. But it's my brain.

312. Finally.

313. Today, I'll be talking about how you grow your business using new methods.

314. What is this?

315. That's my podcast.

316. Your podcast?

317. If you...

318. - There, this is a good bit. - What the heck?

319. You can easily rise to the top of your industry.

320. See?

321. I don't understand this song.

322. It's not very fun to dance to.

323. It's not supposed to make you dance, it's supposed to make...

324. What is going wrong with that one?

325. Brackets face is longer than it should be.

326. Wow. Two million results.

327. Well, that's too many. Let's give up.

328. Well, hang on. Look at this one.

329. Dr. Bushman can help dot com.

330. What seems to be the problem?

331. That one's broken.

332. OK, I'm sorry to hear that.

333. Thank you.

334. Please answer the simple questions

335. and I'll have a diagnosis for you in...

336. no time.

337. Great. We're a bit worried.

338. OK. First question. Is he breathing?

339. You may... you may breathe in.

340. What? What's breathing?

341. Alright then, got it.

342. Now, does he have a history of...

343. What did he say?

344. I don't know. Let's just put maybe.

345. OK, great. Now,

346. would he be surprised if I started wearing a bandana?

347. One of my patients has a bandana and I think it looks just great.

348. Well, yeah, he might, I guess.

349. Yeah. So, um,

350. you said you had some follow up questions about my podcast.

351. I didn't say that.

352. Oh, I guess I was a little vague about setting up a strong pipeline, wasn't I?

353. It's all about the 13 fundamentals.

354. Hey, first tooth, where are you going?

355. Look, I'll always be in your heart,

356. but I just can't be around here any more.

357. Your friend is kind of annoying.

358. My friend?

359. Yeah, thanks for thinking of us, but it's just not fun any more.

360. Hold on, guys.

361. I'm just about to jump the lump, remember?

362. Honestly, I wouldn't go near that thing.

363. You should probably have it checked out.

364. Your podcast made this place go sad.

365. That's not true.

366. Look, your fake shy brother's still here.

367. We were just bonding over how much he likes my podcast.

368. Isn't that right?

369. I have to go now.

370. Oh, well,

371. true friendship isn't about being Mr. Popular and having loads of friends.

372. All you really need is one good one.

373. That's right.

374. Hey, hey don't we get something to eat and get to know each other better?

375. We can order in.

376. I'm not hungry. I ate a trophy.

377. I'm sure you've got room for a restaurant style meal with your best friends.

378. Hello. Yeah, I want to order some food for two best friends.

379. My best... friends.

380. Wait. What are you doing?

381. OK. This is my-my final question.

382. Right, Does your friend have a worm in his brain?

383. A worm in his brain? How are we supposed to know that?

384. Yeah, well, how would that even work?

385. That's... oh, no, he does have that.

386. Remember from earlier, there's a worm in his brain. He does, yeah.

387. OK, great.

388. I'm ready to diagnose. Just processing my diagnosis.

389. My diagnosis is your friend has got a worm in his brain.

390. Oh, No!

391. Thank you for visiting. D.r Bushman MD.

392. Please leave a comment on your way...

393. ..out.

394. Right.

395. Fetch me my gouging tools.

396. Hey. There you are.

397. Wondered where you'd gone.

398. What's this place then?

399. You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

400. We're best friends.

401. Where are you?

402. Got it.

403. Pesky bee.

404. Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much.

405. I guess there's always computer day next year.

406. Yeah. Don't close our tabs.

407. I want to see that skeleton.

408. You know what?

409. Watching how much you guys care for each other

410. has taught me the value of friendship.

411. Here, from now on, you can go online whenever you want

412. using this special glass spherical computer I invented.

413. Wow.

414. I love you. Goodbye.

415. Wait? So we are friends?

416. Yeah.

417. Of course.

418. Well, I thought that you guys hated me for being stupid in the head.

419. Come on, don't be silly.

420. That's just the worm in your brain.

421. Huh?

422. Hey, the worm in my brain

423. tells me I don't have the body type to pull off wearing denim,

424. but I just tell it to pipe down.

425. And the worm in my brain makes me think that the documents

426. I've been forging have led to many deaths.

427. But I know that's just silly.

428. Huh?

429. That's right.

430. You idiot.

431. Don't say that to me.

432. Shut up.

433. He turned on me. He ruined it.

434. I'm never going to see that skeleton.