1. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
2. Hoo! Haa!
Hoo Ha! Donkey Kong!Copy !req
3. Hoo! Haa!
Hoo Ha! Donkey Kong!Copy !req
4. Heyy yo!
Look out down below!Copy !req
5. Here he comes, Banana Slamma!Copy !req
6. Congo Bongos hero!
Heyyo!Copy !req
7. Donkey Kong!
Lets go Lets go!Copy !req
8. Here he comes Banana Slamma!Copy !req
9. Heh, heh!Copy !req
10. For example, you come to see theCopy !req
11. most prized possession on theCopy !req
12. entire island,
who do you come to see?Copy !req
13. Me!Copy !req
14. Well, now, that we've got thatCopy !req
15. straight, give your eyeballs aCopy !req
16. swing over there!Copy !req
17. It's magical!Copy !req
18. It's mysterious!Copy !req
19. It's the eighth-and-a-halfCopy !req
20. wonder of the world!Copy !req
21. The Crystal Coconut!Copy !req
22. This is no ordinary crystal.Copy !req
23. It's a fortune-teller, aCopy !req
24. teleporter, a power-supplierCopy !req
25. and a wish-fulfiller.Copy !req
26. In other words, whoever's gotCopy !req
27. the coconut rules!Copy !req
28. Step right up,
and take a closer look.Copy !req
29. The crystal will explain it all!Copy !req
30. That's Donkey Kong, theCopy !req
31. strongest, brawniest, hippestCopy !req
32. ape in all of Kongo Bongo.Copy !req
33. Our protector and future king!Copy !req
34. Got a lot of muscle mass, butCopy !req
35. uh, not so much brain mass.Copy !req
36. But he is the bongo biggie, theCopy !req
37. top banana that can keep theCopy !req
38. Crystal Coconut safe and sound,Copy !req
39. and out of the wrong claws.Copy !req
40. Whose claws?Copy !req
41. That slimy, scaly, foul-breathedCopy !req
42. lizard, King K. Rool,
professional bad guy.Copy !req
43. The big daddy of evil.Copy !req
44. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
45. K. Rool, he's here!Copy !req
46. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
47. What you got?Copy !req
48. A big fat gut!Copy !req
49. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
50. What you got?Copy !req
51. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
52. Not a lot!Copy !req
53. Kritters, halt!Copy !req
54. General Klump, I order you toCopy !req
55. seize the coconut!Copy !req
56. Kritters!Copy !req
57. The Klaptrap
weapons at the ready!Copy !req
58. Oh, wow!Copy !req
59. Nice, fat target!Copy !req
60. How can we miss?Copy !req
61. Not me, you idiots!Copy !req
62. At Cranky's cabin!Copy !req
63. Hey, you mutant newts!Copy !req
64. You overgrown,
spineless salamanders!Copy !req
65. Get away from there!Copy !req
66. Donkey Kong, where are you?Copy !req
67. Hmm, why do I always have toCopy !req
68. start the day with
a tough decision?Copy !req
69. Hmm.Copy !req
70. Hey, D.K., it's me, Diddy!Copy !req
71. Yeah, yeah, down here!Copy !req
72. Hey, Diddy!Copy !req
73. Come on up, little buddy!Copy !req
74. What, in this thing?Copy !req
75. I don't know, D.K.Copy !req
76. I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
77. My knees are starting to chatterCopy !req
78. here,
after what happened last time.Copy !req
79. It's cool!Copy !req
80. That's been fixed.Copy !req
81. Hop in, and I'll buzz you up!Copy !req
82. Okay, if you say so, D.K.Copy !req
83. Okay, but go easy, 'causeCopy !req
84. sometimes, D.K., you... noCopy !req
85. offense here, but you get aCopy !req
86. little out of control.Copy !req
87. Diddy, little buddy?Copy !req
88. Yeah, down here.Copy !req
89. Donkey Kong, help!Copy !req
90. We got to bust a move, Diddy.Copy !req
91. Cranky needs our help.Copy !req
92. You coming or what?Copy !req
93. Right behind you, D.K.Copy !req
94. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
95. Hang on, Cranky!Copy !req
96. We're coming!Copy !req
97. Follow me!Copy !req
98. We're, um, moving in.Copy !req
99. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
100. Banana slamma!Copy !req
101. Whack "em, mash 'em,Copy !req
102. crush "em to smithereens!Copy !req
103. No mercy!Copy !req
104. This is my finest hour.Copy !req
105. Ahhhh!Copy !req
106. Banana slamma!Copy !req
107. Whoa!Copy !req
108. Ahhh!Copy !req
109. Hip, hop, hip, hop!Copy !req
110. Eep!Copy !req
111. Hip... double eep!Copy !req
112. Hop... ahhh!Copy !req
113. Now for my double slammaCopy !req
114. bananarama bonanza!Copy !req
115. Whoa!Copy !req
116. K. Mommy?Copy !req
117. Hey, K. Rool, what's up?Copy !req
118. Donkey Kong, Diddy!Copy !req
119. Um, it was a good match.Copy !req
120. You won, I lost.Copy !req
121. Good sportsmanship and all that!Copy !req
122. I'm just an
underprivileged reptile.Copy !req
123. Let's blame it on my genes!Copy !req
124. We're uh... ahhhh!Copy !req
125. You did it!Copy !req
126. You did it, D.K.!Copy !req
127. You saved the coconut!Copy !req
128. Do you think you two apes canCopy !req
129. break up your party long enoughCopy !req
130. to fix up my roof?Copy !req
131. Preferably before
K. Rool comes back!Copy !req
132. Because you can bet he will.Copy !req
133. K.I need
that blasted coconut!Copy !req
134. Now that I'm nothing but a lowlyCopy !req
135. lizard, a prehistoric throwback,Copy !req
136. I'm ordering you to delete,Copy !req
137. exterminate, annihilate thatCopy !req
138. simple-minded ape!Copy !req
139. But he eliminated,
exterminated and, yes,Copy !req
140. annihilated your entire army!Copy !req
141. He's invincible!Copy !req
142. It's the bananas that makeCopy !req
143. him invincible,
but what if... Yes?Copy !req
144. What if we cast a spell?Copy !req
145. A curse?Copy !req
146. Uh, a curse?Copy !req
147. Yes, a curse!Copy !req
148. Here it is.Copy !req
149. "Curse your way to the top.Copy !req
150. Success through voodoo.Copy !req
151. Tired of looking like a goof?Copy !req
152. Sick of those pesky hunksCopy !req
153. showing you up,
time and time again?Copy !req
154. Try this foolproof curse."Copy !req
155. Yes!Copy !req
156. "While cutting the obnoxiousCopy !req
157. lug's hair, chant 'Snip,
clip, power slip.Copy !req
158. You "re a wimp and that's it."Copy !req
159. He'll be left as weak as a baby,
and..."Copy !req
160. Listen to this!Copy !req
161. "His strength will not returnCopy !req
162. unless his hair grows back!"Copy !req
163. That's it!Copy !req
164. Cut Donkey Kong's hair!Copy !req
165. And before it grows back, I'llCopy !req
166. have the coconut.Copy !req
167. But, uh, who'll,
uh, cut his hair?Copy !req
168. It's so obvious.Copy !req
169. The only person he'll let getCopy !req
170. close enough to him.Copy !req
171. You wouldn't know a good plan ifCopy !req
172. it hit you in the head!Copy !req
173. Would too!Copy !req
174. If it hit me in the head.Copy !req
175. Looking fine, D.K.Copy !req
176. What's up?Copy !req
177. I've got to look good!Copy !req
178. You do?Copy !req
179. But I got to look
especially smooth.Copy !req
180. I'm dropping in on Candy.Copy !req
181. It's her birthday.Copy !req
182. Candy, Candy, Candy!Copy !req
183. She's just a girl, D.K.Copy !req
184. You can't have fun
with a girl like we do!Copy !req
185. She's the gorilla my dreams!Copy !req
186. If only I could get
her away from...Copy !req
187. Bluster Barrelworks.Copy !req
188. Ahh!Copy !req
189. It's right here, in this veryCopy !req
190. place that they
build the barrels.Copy !req
191. Whoo!Copy !req
192. Unfortunately, the place is runCopy !req
193. by that upwardly mobile jerk,
Bluster.Copy !req
194. When it comes to Candy, BlusterCopy !req
195. is Donkey Kong's
biggest competition.Copy !req
196. She's got a soft spot for D.K.Copy !req
197. But then, Bluster's got theCopy !req
198. goodies, and some day, theCopy !req
199. Bluster Barrelworks.Copy !req
200. Candy!Copy !req
201. Here comes the boss.Copy !req
202. Hey, Candy!Copy !req
203. Surprise!Copy !req
204. A birthday cake.Copy !req
205. How original, Bluster.Copy !req
206. Yes,
I am a thoughtful son of a gun.Copy !req
207. Happy birthday!Copy !req
208. Banana cream, your favourite.Copy !req
209. Rejected.Copy !req
210. Watching my figure!Copy !req
211. Don't bother,
I'm watching it for you.Copy !req
212. I don't think so.Copy !req
213. The machine!Copy !req
214. No!Copy !req
215. Phew, that was close.Copy !req
216. So, are we going to go back toCopy !req
217. my place on the Copabanana,
or what?Copy !req
218. I made plans.Copy !req
219. With him?Copy !req
220. Hi, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
221. Happy birthday, Candy!Copy !req
222. You can't be serious!Copy !req
223. I try to do nice things, but no!Copy !req
224. I brought you these!Copy !req
225. Ooh!Copy !req
226. I was going to get you a cake,Copy !req
227. but I see you already got one.Copy !req
228. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
229. Every single time you show up,Copy !req
230. things just fall apart!Copy !req
231. Both of you are just a couple ofCopy !req
232. pains in the butt!Copy !req
233. Yikes!Copy !req
234. Ouch!Copy !req
235. You're out of here!Copy !req
236. I guess this means our date's off,
huh?Copy !req
237. General Klump, how's the planCopy !req
238. coming along?Copy !req
239. Is it done yet?Copy !req
240. This is your finest hour!Copy !req
241. K. Oh, my!Copy !req
242. Despite the head not beingCopy !req
243. attached, she does look real.Copy !req
244. Hello!Copy !req
245. I'm King K. Rool.Copy !req
246. What's your name?Copy !req
247. My name is Candy.Copy !req
248. Happy to meet you.Copy !req
249. She's perfect!Copy !req
250. Put her head back on.Copy !req
251. You heard him, troops.Copy !req
252. Attach head!Copy !req
253. Attach Head completed,
sir!Copy !req
254. Oh!Copy !req
255. She lives, she lives!Copy !req
256. She could fool any idiot!Copy !req
257. Fooled me!Copy !req
258. Now, "Snip, clip, power slip.Copy !req
259. You "re a wimp, and that's it!"Copy !req
260. The curse on Donkey Kong.Copy !req
261. She'll cut his hair, which willCopy !req
262. cut his strength and cut him outCopy !req
263. of the picture!Copy !req
264. I blew it!Copy !req
265. She's never gonna
talk to me again.Copy !req
266. Ah, don't sweat it.Copy !req
267. You've blown it 100 times,Copy !req
268. 1000 times,
a million kajillion times!Copy !req
269. Thanks.Copy !req
270. Oh, yoo-hoo!Copy !req
271. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
272. Candy!Copy !req
273. Hey, banana yamma!Copy !req
274. Oh, she's here!Copy !req
275. Gather bananas up, whoo!Copy !req
276. Are you asking me in,
or what?Copy !req
277. Whoops!Copy !req
278. I forgot you were here!Copy !req
279. You don't know your ownCopy !req
280. strength, Donkey Kong.Copy !req
281. We'll have to fix that.Copy !req
282. "Snip, clip, power slip.Copy !req
283. You "re a wimp, and that's it."Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. Snip, snip, gonna clip!Copy !req
286. Make you my sweet
and sexy chimp!Copy !req
287. Ooh!Copy !req
288. Come here, you hunk of love.Copy !req
289. Okay, then, chop-chop!Copy !req
290. Sheesh, what a goon.Copy !req
291. Oh, I can't watch this.Copy !req
292. All done!Copy !req
293. That wasn't so bad, was it?Copy !req
294. Do you like it?Copy !req
295. Smooth!Copy !req
296. Too smooth.Copy !req
297. Oh, no, geek alert!Copy !req
298. I just don't feel like myself.Copy !req
299. Trust me.Copy !req
300. You'll get used to it.Copy !req
301. Well, I'm out of here!Copy !req
302. I'll get the elevator for you.Copy !req
303. Sure you will.Copy !req
304. Huh?Copy !req
305. Double huh.Copy !req
306. Let me try, Donkey Kong.Copy !req
307. Nothing to it.Copy !req
308. Better take it easy, D.K.Copy !req
309. She's right!Copy !req
310. I'm pooped!Copy !req
311. But D.K., how could that be?Copy !req
312. What happened?Copy !req
313. You're the strongest ape in allCopy !req
314. of Kongo Bongo.Copy !req
315. Beats me, but I'm beat!Copy !req
316. Company, halt!Copy !req
317. Cranky!Copy !req
318. Oh, Cranky!Copy !req
319. Come and meet and greet the newCopy !req
320. ruler of Kongo Bongo!Copy !req
321. Don't you ever give up?Copy !req
322. Never give up when
victory's at hand.Copy !req
323. Krusha!Copy !req
324. Your Majesty called?Copy !req
325. Go on, boy.Copy !req
326. Fetch the coconut.Copy !req
327. Your big oaf is
no match for mine!Copy !req
328. Donkey Kong, help!Copy !req
329. Donkey Kong, where are you?Copy !req
330. Banana slamma!Copy !req
331. In your tracks, Krusha.Copy !req
332. This is gonna hurt me more thanCopy !req
333. it's gonna hurt you!Copy !req
334. Just label him, will ya?Copy !req
335. I'm gonna give
you one last chance.Copy !req
336. Step back, make a run for it!Copy !req
337. Okay, okay, here it comes!Copy !req
338. Oh, you're tickling me.Copy !req
339. Here it comes.Copy !req
340. That was a warm-up.Copy !req
341. I'm gonna give it
to you right now.Copy !req
342. Okay... Donkey Kong!Copy !req
343. Ugh!Copy !req
344. Get up, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
345. Get up, Donkey Kong, get up!Copy !req
346. You can't stop me now, Cranky!Copy !req
347. I win, you lose!Copy !req
348. Stop right there!Copy !req
349. I'm warning you!Copy !req
350. You scum-sucking
rancid reptiles!Copy !req
351. This is bad.Copy !req
352. Really, really bad.Copy !req
353. What happened?Copy !req
354. Ever since Candy cut my hairCopy !req
355. and told me she wanted to makeCopy !req
356. me her little love
slave... Your hair?Copy !req
357. Yeah, don't laugh.Copy !req
358. She gave me the
once-over makeover.Copy !req
359. Do I look like I'm laughing?Copy !req
360. You're under her curse!Copy !req
361. Hey, someone's coming!Copy !req
362. It's Funky Kong!Copy !req
363. He's coming in for a landing!Copy !req
364. He's
going to land on us!Copy !req
365. Veer left!Copy !req
366. Veer left, Funky!Copy !req
367. Sheesh, that was near-death!Copy !req
368. Hey, dudes!Copy !req
369. It's chaos all over the island!Copy !req
370. K. Rool's got the coconut?Copy !req
371. It's true.Copy !req
372. We're all doomed!Copy !req
373. Everyone knows already?Copy !req
374. Yeesh!Copy !req
375. Hop in, and I'll cruise youCopy !req
376. to the mellow-yellow plantation.Copy !req
377. Yeah, bananas!Copy !req
378. They always do the trick.Copy !req
379. Don't count on it.Copy !req
380. Hang tight!Copy !req
381. Take-offs are a little rocky.Copy !req
382. Um, ah, how rocky?Copy !req
383. Nothing I can't handle!Copy !req
384. Maybe... maybe I
should stay behind.Copy !req
385. Sit this one out?Copy !req
386. Too late!Copy !req
387. Whoa!Copy !req
388. Bananas, fat chance!Copy !req
389. And now, for my voodoo undo!Copy !req
390. Banana panorama below!Copy !req
391. I
hope this does the trick!Copy !req
392. I hope we land!Copy !req
393. Feast your eyes on thoseCopy !req
394. gazillions of mellow yellows!Copy !req
395. What a gorgeous sight!Copy !req
396. Problem solved!Copy !req
397. All you got to do now is chow!Copy !req
398. I don't believe it.Copy !req
399. He's eaten every single banana!Copy !req
400. And he's still a wimp.Copy !req
401. Behold, the voodoo undo!Copy !req
402. What took you so long?Copy !req
403. Bluster didn't want to come.Copy !req
404. I had to force him.Copy !req
405. Here, you have to find D.K.Copy !req
406. Make him drink this!Copy !req
407. Only the person that cast theCopy !req
408. spell on him can undo the curse.Copy !req
409. But I didn't curse him.Copy !req
410. Well, somebody who looked,Copy !req
411. talked and walked like you did.Copy !req
412. She's been at the
Barrelworks all day.Copy !req
413. Then, maybe it was an impostor.Copy !req
414. A double, a Candy wannabe.Copy !req
415. Never mind, it'll still work.Copy !req
416. Move on it!Copy !req
417. Go, go, go!Copy !req
418. The fate of Kongo
Bongo is in it for you!Copy !req
419. It lies in your hands!Copy !req
420. My loyal reptilian subjects!Copy !req
421. This marks a glorious day inCopy !req
422. history for all critters!Copy !req
423. Uh, ahem!Copy !req
424. Because from this dayCopy !req
425. forward, I am the indisputableCopy !req
426. ruler of every living being onCopy !req
427. the face of Kongo Bongo!Copy !req
428. All hail King K.Copy !req
429. Rool!Copy !req
430. Uh, ahem, ahem?Copy !req
431. What is it, Klump?Copy !req
432. There's, uh, there's been aCopy !req
433. setback with your plan.Copy !req
434. My sources tell me that Cranky'sCopy !req
435. cooked up an antidote
to the voodoo curse.Copy !req
436. How are we ever going
to find Donkey Kong?Copy !req
437. He could be
anywhere on the island!Copy !req
438. What is that?Copy !req
439. We're experiencing mechanicalCopy !req
440. difficulties.Copy !req
441. Klaptraps!Copy !req
442. I'm tired, my feet are sore,Copy !req
443. I have sand in my shoes,
and I'm thirsty!Copy !req
444. Give me that bottle!Copy !req
445. No!Copy !req
446. This will save Donkey Kong!Copy !req
447. So what if K. Rool wins?Copy !req
448. Who cares?Copy !req
449. Donkey Kong will
be out of my hair.Copy !req
450. I can't stand that guy!Copy !req
451. Now, give me that stuff!Copy !req
452. We're not going to
save Donkey Kong.Copy !req
453. No one is!Copy !req
454. Bluster, what are you doing?Copy !req
455. I'm top banana now!Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. What?Copy !req
458. What's happening?Copy !req
459. Uh-oh!Copy !req
460. It "s... it's... It" s the biggest,
hugest,Copy !req
461. humungous banana
tree I've ever seen!Copy !req
462. Hey, D.K.!Copy !req
463. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
464. What?Copy !req
465. It's a miracle!Copy !req
466. An omen!Copy !req
467. A sign from a sign place!Copy !req
468. Look, more bananas!Copy !req
469. No, not another bite!Copy !req
470. It's not going to work.Copy !req
471. You have to!Copy !req
472. Open up!Copy !req
473. What have you got to lose?Copy !req
474. My lunch?Copy !req
475. One banana bull's eye!Copy !req
476. Ugh!Copy !req
477. Huh?Copy !req
478. Look at your head!Copy !req
479. Your hair is growing back!Copy !req
480. So are my muscles!Copy !req
481. Dear Krusha, put my newlyCopy !req
482. acquired orb of power in theCopy !req
483. Royal Vault for safe-keeping.Copy !req
484. Absolutely, Your Majesty.Copy !req
485. What?Copy !req
486. Banana slamma!Copy !req
487. Ready for round two, Krusha?Copy !req
488. Back again?Copy !req
489. Once was not enough.Copy !req
490. What are you gonna do this time,
wimp?Copy !req
491. Oh, just this.Copy !req
492. K. Oh, oh, my curse!Copy !req
493. My curse!Copy !req
494. It's been broken!Copy !req
495. Oh, the Crystal Coconut!Copy !req
496. Kong!Copy !req
497. Man, I'm good!Copy !req
498. The big dope did it.Copy !req
499. Ready for round three?Copy !req
500. We bad guys never get a break!Copy !req
501. It's been fun, a real hoot,Copy !req
502. but I got to split!Copy !req
503. I have a birthday
party to go to.Copy !req
504. Donkey Kong,
I have something for you.Copy !req
505. Huh?Copy !req
506. It's just a little present,Copy !req
507. for being such a hero.Copy !req
508. Well, gosh, thanks, Candy!Copy !req
509. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
510. I have something for you.Copy !req
511. It's just a little present, forCopy !req
512. being such a hero.Copy !req
513. Oh.Copy !req
514. Two Candys should
be better than one.Copy !req
515. You know I'm the real thing,
D.K.Copy !req
516. She's obviously the impostorCopy !req
517. that started all the trouble inCopy !req
518. the first place.Copy !req
519. Liar!Copy !req
520. Well, she's the fake.Copy !req
521. Don't listen to her!Copy !req
522. She is!Copy !req
523. Everybody, hold it!Copy !req
524. I'm not gonna fall for it twice.Copy !req
525. Even I can tell the
real Candy from a fake!Copy !req
526. Easy, it's you!Copy !req
527. Are you crazy?Copy !req
528. Crazy in love enough to knowCopy !req
529. the real thing when I see it.Copy !req
530. Ouch!Copy !req
531. I never want to see you again!Copy !req
532. Now that we're alone, howCopy !req
533. about a big birthday kiss?Copy !req
534. Oh, yes!Copy !req
535. You've got it.Copy !req
536. What the...Copy !req
537. I'm blown away, Candy.Copy !req
538. Totally... yeesh!Copy !req