1. Okay, Donkey Kong, you've gotCopy !req
2. your peace and quiet.Copy !req
3. Now what?Copy !req
4. I wrote a song for you, Candy.Copy !req
5. You wrote that for me?Copy !req
6. Yep.Copy !req
7. "Cause you're prettier than aCopy !req
8. barrelful of bananas, Candy.Copy !req
9. And there's more, a lot more!Copy !req
10. Donkey Kong,
you blathering baboon!Copy !req
11. I should have guessed
you were behind this!Copy !req
12. Out!Copy !req
13. Out of my factory!Copy !req
14. Now!Copy !req
15. Bluster!Copy !req
16. And you, back to work!Copy !req
17. I'm the boss,
and the boss says...Copy !req
18. Whooaaa!Copy !req
19. Help!Copy !req
20. I'm stuck!Copy !req
21. Help!Copy !req
22. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
23. Heeeeeeeelp!Copy !req
24. He-help!Copy !req
25. I had you all wrong,
Donkey Kong.Copy !req
26. You are indeed a
champ among chimps.Copy !req
27. I am forever in your debt,
Donkey Kong.Copy !req
28. From this day forth, I, BlusterCopy !req
29. Kong, do hereby solemnly swearCopy !req
30. an oath of allegiance, to do allCopy !req
31. within my power to protect youCopy !req
32. from personal injury as long asCopy !req
33. I shall live.Copy !req
34. Bluster's decided to
be your bodyguard?Copy !req
35. He says he owes me, Diddy.Copy !req
36. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
37. I can't allow you to riskCopy !req
38. falling from those vines!Copy !req
39. I beg you to permit me toCopy !req
40. chauffeur you to
your destination!Copy !req
41. Might save a few calluses.Copy !req
42. Why not?Copy !req
43. Hey!Copy !req
44. DK, wait!Copy !req
45. What about... meeeeeee?Copy !req
46. Does anyone get the drop on us?Copy !req
47. No one gets the drop on us!Copy !req
48. Huh?Copy !req
49. Aaaahhhhh!Copy !req
50. Gee, thanks, Klump!Copy !req
51. Your head's even
softer than I thought!Copy !req
52. See ya.Copy !req
53. Huh?Copy !req
54. Two apes flyin" around together?Copy !req
55. Another one droppin"
out of the trees?Copy !req
56. Well this could only
mean... Somethin".Copy !req
57. Well, it's obvious,Copy !req
58. General Klump, isn't it?Copy !req
59. One ape is a pain, two apes is,Copy !req
60. a conspiracy!Copy !req
61. A scheme, a plot!Copy !req
62. And we know who they're wanglingCopy !req
63. against, don't we?Copy !req
64. Uh... Me!Copy !req
65. You unthinking tadpoles, me, me!Copy !req
66. Me!Copy !req
67. Got it, Klump?Copy !req
68. My head hurts.Copy !req
69. Oh!Copy !req
70. He takes off with Bluster andCopy !req
71. leaves me hanging!Copy !req
72. No, not even hanging.Copy !req
73. He leaves me vineless!Copy !req
74. I let him give me a ride soCopy !req
75. he could repay his debt.Copy !req
76. Now we're even.Copy !req
77. Will you ever forgive me,
little buddy?Copy !req
78. Ah, sure.Copy !req
79. Here, Crabby Crabby.Copy !req
80. Here, Crabby!Copy !req
81. Hey, Dixie.Copy !req
82. What's happenin'?Copy !req
83. What's shakin'?Copy !req
84. What's up?Copy !req
85. I'm looking for my pet crab,
Dids.Copy !req
86. I can't find him anywhere!Copy !req
87. Ah, never fear, Diddy's here.Copy !req
88. Just shove an hors d'oeuvresCopy !req
89. plate in front of me and I canCopy !req
90. find the crab with
my eyes closed.Copy !req
91. Here, Crappy!Copy !req
92. Crappy!Copy !req
93. Here, Crappy Crappy!Copy !req
94. It's Crab-"by"!Copy !req
95. You know, I really liked yourCopy !req
96. song, Donkey Kong.Copy !req
97. Yeah?Copy !req
98. Well there's a whole
lot more verses.Copy !req
99. Wanna hear "em, Candy?Copy !req
100. Later.Copy !req
101. Right now...Copy !req
102. No!Copy !req
103. Hey!Copy !req
104. Fear not, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
105. I'll save you!Copy !req
106. Save me from what?Copy !req
107. Germs!Copy !req
108. Kissing germs!Copy !req
109. You sayin" I've got germs?Copy !req
110. Nothing a spoonful ofCopy !req
111. Mother's frog
fungus tonic won't fix!Copy !req
112. We may still have time.Copy !req
113. But, but... Ungh!Copy !req
114. Of all the nerve!Copy !req
115. Bluster's convinced he'sCopy !req
116. gonna pay me back for savingCopy !req
117. him, by spending the rest of hisCopy !req
118. life protecting me, Cranky!Copy !req
119. What's he going
to protect you from?Copy !req
120. Noo!Copy !req
121. Off the barrel, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
122. You might fall and...Copy !req
123. Whooooah!Copy !req
124. Waaoh.Copy !req
125. Whouh-uh-uh!Copy !req
126. Ah!Copy !req
127. Whooa!Copy !req
128. Waah!Copy !req
129. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
130. I had no idea your day-to-dayCopy !req
131. existence was so
fraught with jeopardy.Copy !req
132. I know, he pack it in.Copy !req
133. Therefore, I have no choiceCopy !req
134. but to stay by your side 24Copy !req
135. hours a day to protect you fromCopy !req
136. these dangers.Copy !req
137. Looks like your new shadowCopy !req
138. parts its hair in the middle.Copy !req
139. So, your in-depth, conciseCopy !req
140. report of your spy vision makesCopy !req
141. one thing perfectly clear.Copy !req
142. You have absolutely no idea whatCopy !req
143. those apes are up to!Copy !req
144. Do you?Copy !req
145. Which leaves me
with only one recourse.Copy !req
146. Bring me that
fancy pants monkey!Copy !req
147. When I'm finished with that ape,Copy !req
148. he'll be singing like a canary.Copy !req
149. Muahahaha!Copy !req
150. And verily I say, Donkey KongCopy !req
151. may throw himself into the veryCopy !req
152. jaws of death, but I, BlusterCopy !req
153. Kong, will be there...Copy !req
154. Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude.Copy !req
155. You're making me...Copy !req
156. Sleepy.Copy !req
157. To the point.Copy !req
158. Have you seen Donkey Kong?Copy !req
159. Yeah, like,
DK as in the big green?Copy !req
160. Vinin" through the pines,Copy !req
161. breezin" in the trees?Copy !req
162. Very nice.Copy !req
163. Now, Donkey Kong,
have you seen him?Copy !req
164. Man,
you are one tangled orangutan!Copy !req
165. Hmph!Copy !req
166. You were right, DK.Copy !req
167. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
168. Donkey Kong!Copy !req
169. Bluster's hepped up high onCopy !req
170. this do or die hero jag.Copy !req
171. He's driving me crazy, Funky!Copy !req
172. Cramping my style!Copy !req
173. You gotta help me.Copy !req
174. Then fasten your surfbelt,Copy !req
175. citizen, and catch this wave!Copy !req
176. Heh, heh, haha, heh heh!Copy !req
177. Just leave everything to theCopy !req
178. funkiest of monkeys!Copy !req
179. Heh heh heh hoo!Copy !req
180. Ready!Copy !req
181. Okay, Diddy.Copy !req
182. Start pilin...Copy !req
183. Think it'll work this time,
Funky?Copy !req
184. This plan is foolproof, Diddy.Copy !req
185. As long as the fool doesn'tCopy !req
186. eat his way out before BlusterCopy !req
187. can rescue him.Copy !req
188. And here he comes,
right on time!Copy !req
189. Faster, Diddy!Copy !req
190. Heh, I'll zoom by and grabCopy !req
191. that ape in one fell swoop.Copy !req
192. Help, Bluster!Copy !req
193. Ready, Krusha?Copy !req
194. Now!Copy !req
195. Whoa!Copy !req
196. DK's trapped underCopy !req
197. this banana pile!Copy !req
198. I'll save you!Copy !req
199. Whoa, the ape yells!Copy !req
200. Wha-oh!Copy !req
201. Waaahh!Copy !req
202. Ta-da!Copy !req
203. Huh?Copy !req
204. Donkey!Copy !req
205. Stop this thing!Copy !req
206. Germs, barrel rolling, rabidCopy !req
207. orangutans, banana piles?Copy !req
208. I can't believe the trouble youCopy !req
209. get yourself into, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
210. So you're gonna give upCopy !req
211. trying to protect me?Copy !req
212. Nothing of the sort.Copy !req
213. From now on, I'm going to keepCopy !req
214. my eye on you... every,
single, second.Copy !req
215. Well then, make that two eyes.Copy !req
216. Donkey Kong?Copy !req
217. One can only imagine theCopy !req
218. trouble he's got
himself into this time.Copy !req
219. Oh, Donkey Kong?Copy !req
220. He most certainly has a habit ofCopy !req
221. stepping right into it.Copy !req
222. Hmm, what's this then?Copy !req
223. Ahh!Copy !req
224. Who turned out the lights?Copy !req
225. Stoooooop!Copy !req
226. Ahh!Copy !req
227. Stop!Copy !req
228. Will somebody stop this thing?Copy !req
229. Help!Copy !req
230. Bluster, help!Copy !req
231. The plane is out of control!Copy !req
232. Now, this plan's going toCopy !req
233. work like a 40-foot dream wave,
Diddy.Copy !req
234. Wow, it really looks like theCopy !req
235. plane is outta control!Copy !req
236. Bluster won't have a clue you'reCopy !req
237. controlling it.Copy !req
238. He'll swoop in in hisCopy !req
239. barrel-copter, save DK, and thenCopy !req
240. no one will owe anyone anything.Copy !req
241. And old hair-part willCopy !req
242. finally be off DK's case!Copy !req
243. It's more fun being in one ofCopy !req
244. these biplanes than on top ofCopy !req
245. some skyscraper.Copy !req
246. But where's Bluster?Copy !req
247. Hey, it's Dixie's pet crab.Copy !req
248. Aw, isn't he cute?Copy !req
249. Eating through all thoseCopy !req
250. funny-looking wires?Copy !req
251. Uh oh.Copy !req
252. This is probably a bad thing.Copy !req
253. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
254. The plane's outta control!Copy !req
255. Whoa, Funky, DK's actingCopy !req
256. suddenly improved, huh?Copy !req
257. Uh, maybe you should ease off aCopy !req
258. little, Funky.Copy !req
259. That stuff you're doing looksCopy !req
260. kinda dangerous.Copy !req
261. Uh, Funky?Copy !req
262. Bad mojo, short stop.Copy !req
263. Look, Ma!Copy !req
264. No hands!Copy !req
265. You mean the plane is reallyCopy !req
266. out of control?Copy !req
267. DK: Heeeelp!Copy !req
268. Aaaaahhhh!Copy !req
269. I'm one gone gorilla,
one adios ape,Copy !req
270. one past his primate!Copy !req
271. One... Worthless,Copy !req
272. knuckle-dragging numbskull!Copy !req
273. Cranky!Copy !req
274. I mean Cranky's hologram,
I mean...Copy !req
275. You don't know bananas aboutCopy !req
276. flying a plane!Copy !req
277. Quick, pull back on the yoke,Copy !req
278. till you level the altimeter.Copy !req
279. I didn't know you could fly.Copy !req
280. I'm one heck of aCopy !req
281. Merengue dancer, too.Copy !req
282. But this is no time to beCopy !req
283. discussing my list
of accomplishments!Copy !req
284. Pull the yoke!Copy !req
285. All right, youCopy !req
286. slick-haired,
thick-jawed throwback!Copy !req
287. I know you and Donkey Kong areCopy !req
288. plotting against me.Copy !req
289. I want every last detail of yourCopy !req
290. secret operation!Copy !req
291. I don't know what
you're talking about!Copy !req
292. I had an operation on my babyCopy !req
293. toe once, but that's it!Copy !req
294. Games, is it?Copy !req
295. Aaahh!Copy !req
296. Penance?Copy !req
297. My factory!Copy !req
298. Sounds like hard labour.Copy !req
299. Extremely hard labour.Copy !req
300. You'll find out just howCopy !req
301. hard, unless you tell me the plan,
Blister!Copy !req
302. But there is no plan!Copy !req
303. And that's Bluster.Copy !req
304. Time's running out.Copy !req
305. Get ready for some blisters,
Bluster.Copy !req
306. Some hero I turned out to be.Copy !req
307. I can't even get
myself out of a jam!Copy !req
308. Oh, what would Donkey Kong do?Copy !req
309. Think, Bluster, thi...Copy !req
310. Don't I get a last request?Copy !req
311. A last request?Copy !req
312. I suppose.Copy !req
313. But it can't be too expensive.Copy !req
314. Not at all.Copy !req
315. I simple wish...Copy !req
316. To sing a song.Copy !req
317. Everybody, come on, join in!Copy !req
318. Ahaha!Copy !req
319. But I still don't understandCopy !req
320. why Bluster didn't
come to the rescue!Copy !req
321. Why do you think I came toCopy !req
322. you in the first place?Copy !req
323. I saw a vision of Bluster in theCopy !req
324. Crystal Coconut.Copy !req
325. He was in King
K. Rool's factory.Copy !req
326. Sounds like the hero
saver needs saving.Copy !req
327. Bananaaaaaaa, slamma!Copy !req
328. Whoooaaah!Copy !req
329. The other way,
DK, the other way!Copy !req
330. It's such a waste.Copy !req
331. How loose, Big C?Copy !req
332. DK can take care of himself.Copy !req
333. I mean your plane.Copy !req
334. Oh yeah.Copy !req
335. Bummer.Copy !req
336. One more time!Copy !req
337. That's enough!Copy !req
338. Onto the platform!Copy !req
339. Blister!Copy !req
340. Those who are about to... work,
salute you.Copy !req
341. Good riddance.Copy !req
342. DK: Banana slamma!Copy !req
343. The apes are making a move!Copy !req
344. DK: I think I'm
getting the hang of this!Copy !req
345. Attaboy, DK!Copy !req
346. Hang on, little buddy.Copy !req
347. Hang on!Copy !req
348. Ah!Copy !req
349. Ooooh, where's that scaly,Copy !req
350. fang-toothed fathead
Klump when I need him?Copy !req
351. Uh, is that, uh, recall,Copy !req
352. reco-questin",
your cold-bloodedness?Copy !req
353. Looks like we made
the scene just in time.Copy !req
354. Ooh, I am doubly indebted toCopy !req
355. you now, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
356. You don't sound pleased?Copy !req
357. Never mind, Bluster.Copy !req
358. Just get in the plane.Copy !req
359. No one's going anywhere.Copy !req
360. Did I hear someone sing "100Copy !req
361. Kritters on the wall"?Copy !req
362. Um, I, I believe that'sCopy !req
363. supposed to be, uh, bananas.Copy !req
364. Looks like your
shift is about to start.Copy !req
365. Oh, but don't worry, you'll getCopy !req
366. a coffee break every
thousand years or so!Copy !req
367. Hahaha!Copy !req
368. Hey Bluster,
this is devastating.Copy !req
369. We're done for,
doomed, yet you look...Copy !req
370. Curious?Copy !req
371. Yes,
as to what that crab is doing onCopy !req
372. King K. Rool's back.Copy !req
373. You think someone with myCopy !req
374. educational background is goingCopy !req
375. to fall for such a desperate,Copy !req
376. infantile trick as the old crabCopy !req
377. on the back routine?Copy !req
378. Yeeeaaaaaaooooow!Copy !req
379. Ow, ow, ooh, ooh, ow!Copy !req
380. Ah, ah, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
381. Ooh.Copy !req
382. Banana, slamma!Copy !req
383. What?Copy !req
384. No!Copy !req
385. Whoa!Copy !req
386. What good did that do?Copy !req
387. Oh, we'll need a miracle toCopy !req
388. get out of this one!Copy !req
389. How about an out of controlCopy !req
390. general in an out
of control mine car?Copy !req
391. Ahhh, aaahhhh!Copy !req
392. Whoooa!Copy !req
393. Aaahhh!Copy !req
394. Since my crab diversion savedCopy !req
395. not only you, but yourCopy !req
396. chatterbox buddy as well, we areCopy !req
397. now even, Donkey Kong.Copy !req
398. You don't know how thankful I am,
Bluster.Copy !req
399. And so you should be.Copy !req
400. You're much too accident proneCopy !req
401. to be anywhere near.Copy !req
402. You're a hazard to my health.Copy !req
403. Oh, has anyone seen my pet crab?Copy !req