Donkey Kong Country 1x19

1. Aw, this is the life, hey DK? You said it, Diddy. DK, I was just thinkin'.

2. You said it, Diddy. DK, I was just thinkin'. The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has

3. DK, I was just thinkin'. The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has been here forever, hasn't it?

4. The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has been here forever, hasn't it? Longer than forever.

5. been here forever, hasn't it? Longer than forever. So, who built it?

6. Longer than forever. So, who built it? I mean, if it's been here longer

7. So, who built it? I mean, if it's been here longer than forever, who ever built it

8. I mean, if it's been here longer than forever, who ever built it must have been on Kongo Bongo

9. than forever, who ever built it must have been on Kongo Bongo before forever.

10. must have been on Kongo Bongo before forever. Whoa!

11. before forever. Whoa! Now that's somethin' to think

12. Whoa! Now that's somethin' to think about.

13. Now that's somethin' to think about. Let's ask the one who knows.

14. For me to know, you not to find out. Ha, figures.

15. to find out. Ha, figures. It's a secret.

16. Ha, figures. It's a secret. Aw, come on.

17. It's a secret. Aw, come on. Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka

18. Aw, come on. Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka idol.

19. Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka idol. After all, having a secret's no

20. idol. After all, having a secret's no fun unless you share it with

21. After all, having a secret's no fun unless you share it with somebody.

22. fun unless you share it with somebody. Donkey Kong share every one.

23. No kiddin'! Tell DK, and it'll be all over

24. No kiddin'! Tell DK, and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say

25. Tell DK, and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say spill the beans.

26. Kongo Bongo before you can say spill the beans. What do ya mean?

27. spill the beans. What do ya mean? I can keep a secret.

28. What do ya mean? I can keep a secret. Yeah, right.

29. I can keep a secret. Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about

30. Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about my rash, or when Cranky told you

31. Like the time I told you about my rash, or when Cranky told you about his rash, or when Candy

32. my rash, or when Cranky told you about his rash, or when Candy told you about her—

33. about his rash, or when Candy told you about her— All right, all right.

34. told you about her— All right, all right. I get the picture.

35. All right, all right. I get the picture. Yeesh.

36. Secrecy. That is the key to diabolical success, which is why Project X

37. That is the key to diabolical success, which is why Project X must be kept ultra top secret.

38. success, which is why Project X must be kept ultra top secret. Affirmative, oh mighty leader

39. must be kept ultra top secret. Affirmative, oh mighty leader of lizards.

40. Affirmative, oh mighty leader of lizards. Ultra tip-top secret.

41. of lizards. Ultra tip-top secret. Why, Project X is so hush-hush,

42. Ultra tip-top secret. Why, Project X is so hush-hush, even I don't have the foggiest

43. Why, Project X is so hush-hush, even I don't have the foggiest idea what it is, and I'm the

44. even I don't have the foggiest idea what it is, and I'm the head of security!

45. idea what it is, and I'm the head of security! I had each Kritter build one

46. head of security! I had each Kritter build one part at home, in his spare time.

47. I had each Kritter build one part at home, in his spare time. Now, I shall personally assemble

48. part at home, in his spare time. Now, I shall personally assemble Project X in complete darkness,

49. Now, I shall personally assemble Project X in complete darkness, while keeping my eyes closed at

50. Project X in complete darkness, while keeping my eyes closed at all times, so as not to breach

51. while keeping my eyes closed at all times, so as not to breach security.

52. Uh-oh. And remember, no peeking!

53. And remember, no peeking! Oh, soon I will unleash my most

54. And remember, no peeking! Oh, soon I will unleash my most diabolical device yet!

55. Oh, soon I will unleash my most diabolical device yet! The Crystal Coconut is as good

56. diabolical device yet! The Crystal Coconut is as good as mine.

57. The Crystal Coconut is as good as mine.

58. Who built the ancient and mysterious temple of Inka Dinka Doo?

59. mysterious temple of Inka Dinka Doo? Now, why do you knuckleheads

60. Doo? Now, why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious,

61. Now, why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious, huh?

62. suppose it's called mysterious, huh? Uhm...

63. huh? Uhm... We don't... know?

64. Uhm... We don't... know? Exactly.

65. We don't... know? Exactly. It's a mystery.

66. Exactly. It's a mystery. No one knows who built it.

67. It's a mystery. No one knows who built it. The end.

68. No one knows who built it. The end. Uh, what are you boys

69. The end. Uh, what are you boys doin' here?

70. Uh, what are you boys doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out

71. doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out vine swingin' or somethin'?

72. Aren't you supposed to be out vine swingin' or somethin'? We have to see Cranky

73. vine swingin' or somethin'? We have to see Cranky about... uhm...

74. We have to see Cranky about... uhm... B-b-banana cake recipe.

75. about... uhm... B-b-banana cake recipe. Yeah.

76. B-b-banana cake recipe. Yeah. Bye!

77. Yeah. Bye! Hey, it's the Donkey and

78. Bye! Hey, it's the Donkey and Diddy dudes.

79. Hey, it's the Donkey and Diddy dudes. Funky!

80. Diddy dudes. Funky! Say, you don't know who built

81. Funky! Say, you don't know who built the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do

82. Say, you don't know who built the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do ya?

83. the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do ya?

84. ya? Of course I Inka Dinka do.

85. Of course I Inka Dinka do. Why don't ya lay it on us,

86. Of course I Inka Dinka do. Why don't ya lay it on us, Funky?

87. Why don't ya lay it on us, Funky? Hang on to your thumbs,

88. Funky? Hang on to your thumbs, dudes, 'cause the answer is out

89. Hang on to your thumbs, dudes, 'cause the answer is out of this world.

90. dudes, 'cause the answer is out of this world. That far-out temple could only

91. of this world. That far-out temple could only have been built by some very

92. That far-out temple could only have been built by some very far-out, interplanetary visitor

93. have been built by some very far-out, interplanetary visitor dudes.

94. far-out, interplanetary visitor dudes. You mean, like, little green

95. dudes. You mean, like, little green apes in flying saucers?

96. You mean, like, little green apes in flying saucers? All right, you got it, DK.

97. apes in flying saucers? All right, you got it, DK. Give me an anti-gravity five.

98. All right, you got it, DK. Give me an anti-gravity five. Ahem!

99. Give me an anti-gravity five. Ahem! Oops, have to fill you in

100. Ahem! Oops, have to fill you in about our cosmic cousins later,

101. Oops, have to fill you in about our cosmic cousins later, dudes.

102. about our cosmic cousins later, dudes. Gotta see the ancient type dude

103. dudes. Gotta see the ancient type dude about a—

104. Gotta see the ancient type dude about a— Banana cake recipe!

105. They're out there, some where, waitin' for that big,

106. They're out there, some where, waitin' for that big, intergalactic wave to bring 'em

107. where, waitin' for that big, intergalactic wave to bring 'em back to the beach.

108. intergalactic wave to bring 'em back to the beach. DK: Yeah, right.

109. back to the beach. DK: Yeah, right. What for?

110. DK: Yeah, right. What for? To bring universal peace and

111. What for? To bring universal peace and harmony!

112. To bring universal peace and harmony! Or, to turn everybody in to

113. harmony! Or, to turn everybody in to zombie slaves using their

114. Or, to turn everybody in to zombie slaves using their interplanetary, mind control

115. zombie slaves using their interplanetary, mind control vibes.

116. interplanetary, mind control vibes. Who can tell?

117. tentacles ♪ ♪ That paralyze ♪ ♪ Out of this world comes

118. interplanetary visitor dudes ♪ ♪ They'll make you their

119. tongues ♪ ♪ They can stick in your ear ♪ ♪ They haven't cleaned their

120. as that Frankenstein guy ♪ ♪ Out of this world comes

121. interplanetary visitor dudes ♪ ♪ They'll make you their

122. And the only way to break the spell of the alien dude brain vibes, is to eat a green banana,

123. spell of the alien dude brain vibes, is to eat a green banana, and hop up and down on one foot.

124. vibes, is to eat a green banana, and hop up and down on one foot. Well, time to turn in.

125. and hop up and down on one foot. Well, time to turn in. The early dude catches the wave.

126. Well, time to turn in. The early dude catches the wave.

127. Alien mind vibes. Zombie apes.

128. Zombie apes. I can't believe you fell for

129. I can't believe you fell for it, Diddy.

130. I can't believe you fell for it, Diddy. Me?

131. it, Diddy. Me? Your eyes were as big as

132. Me? Your eyes were as big as saucers.

133. Your eyes were as big as saucers.

134. saucers.

135. Great galloping gorillas! Interplanetary visitor dudes! They're back!

136. Interplanetary visitor dudes! They're back!

137. Klump, initiate ultra top

138. secret maximum security

139. procedures.

140. Yes, sir.

141. We are now Code Red.

142. You couldn't pry these bloodshot

143. baby blues open with a—

144. No— no problem.

145. Minimal damage.

146. Eyes remain sealed, security's

147. not been breached, sir.

148. Good.

149. Then make yourself useful, and

150. fetch me a shrimp and mudweed

151. sandwich.

152. Roger, sir.

153. I shall ron-dez-voo at 0-1200

154. hours with a little midnight

155. snack.

156. Excellent. Project X is back from its very first test flight right on

157. Project X is back from its very first test flight right on schedule.

158. Whoa. I'm back. Oh course you're back.

159. I'm back. Oh course you're back. The Boomeranger Barrel always

160. Oh course you're back. The Boomeranger Barrel always comes back.

161. The Boomeranger Barrel always comes back. That's the beauty of my clever

162. comes back. That's the beauty of my clever design.

163. That's the beauty of my clever design.

164. design. As soon as the test

165. As soon as the test phase of Project X is completed,

166. As soon as the test phase of Project X is completed, your assignment will be to swoop

167. phase of Project X is completed, your assignment will be to swoop stealthily in, snatch the

168. your assignment will be to swoop stealthily in, snatch the Crystal Coconut, and return

169. stealthily in, snatch the Crystal Coconut, and return before those dull-witted apes

170. Crystal Coconut, and return before those dull-witted apes know what happened.

171. before those dull-witted apes know what happened.

172. All clear, Diddy. Those interplanetary visitor dudes only come out at night.

173. Those interplanetary visitor dudes only come out at night.

174. dudes only come out at night. We hope.

175. We hope. Come on.

176. We hope. Come on. We gotta warn the others.

177. Come on. We gotta warn the others. Warn the others?

178. We gotta warn the others. Warn the others? About what?

179. Warn the others? About what? We're under attack!

180. About what? We're under attack! It's an invasion!

181. We're under attack! It's an invasion! They're here!

182. It's an invasion! They're here! Little green apes from outer

183. They're here! Little green apes from outer space!

184. Little green apes from outer space! We saw them last night.

185. space! We saw them last night. DK: They tried to turn us in

186. We saw them last night. DK: They tried to turn us in to zombies with their alien mind

187. DK: They tried to turn us in to zombies with their alien mind vibes.

188. to zombies with their alien mind vibes. That's nice.

189. vibes. That's nice. We'd love to hear more but

190. That's nice. We'd love to hear more but we're kind of in a hurry.

191. We'd love to hear more but we're kind of in a hurry. Don't you want us to protect

192. we're kind of in a hurry. Don't you want us to protect you?

193. Don't you want us to protect you? No!

194. you? No! I mean, it's nice of you to

195. No! I mean, it's nice of you to offer, but... uh... we're on our

196. I mean, it's nice of you to offer, but... uh... we're on our way to—

197. offer, but... uh... we're on our way to— Get our hair done.

198. way to— Get our hair done. Yeah, you know, girl stuff.

199. Get our hair done. Yeah, you know, girl stuff. Oh, look!

200. Yeah, you know, girl stuff. Oh, look! Dolphins!

201. Oh, look! Dolphins! Where?

202. Dolphins! Where? I don't see any—

203. Where? I don't see any— Hey, where'd they go?

204. I don't see any— Hey, where'd they go? Cranky!

205. Hey, where'd they go? Cranky! Cranky, we gotta do some

206. Cranky! Cranky, we gotta do some thing!

207. Cranky, we gotta do some thing! Interplanetary visitor dudes!

208. thing! Interplanetary visitor dudes! They've come back.

209. Interplanetary visitor dudes! They've come back. It's an invasion.

210. They've come back. It's an invasion. They're gonna zombify

211. It's an invasion. They're gonna zombify us!

212. They're gonna zombify us! I'll smackify the both of ya,

213. us! I'll smackify the both of ya, if you don't knock off this

214. I'll smackify the both of ya, if you don't knock off this science fictional nonsense!

215. if you don't knock off this science fictional nonsense! We saw them last night!

216. science fictional nonsense! We saw them last night! Zooming across the sky in a

217. We saw them last night! Zooming across the sky in a spaceship!

218. Zooming across the sky in a spaceship! Hmm.

219. spaceship! Hmm. Saw a shootin' star's more

220. Hmm. Saw a shootin' star's more likely.

221. Saw a shootin' star's more likely. We better stick close,

222. likely. We better stick close, Cranky, for your protection.

223. We better stick close, Cranky, for your protection. No!

224. Cranky, for your protection. No! Last thing I need is you two

225. No! Last thing I need is you two tagging along to the— Uh, to

226. Last thing I need is you two tagging along to the— Uh, to my, uh... hair appointment!

227. tagging along to the— Uh, to my, uh... hair appointment! Killer whale!

228. my, uh... hair appointment! Killer whale! Where?

229. Killer whale! Where? Oh, great.

230. Where? Oh, great. Alien's are taking over Kongo

231. Oh, great. Alien's are taking over Kongo Bongo, and all anybody's doing

232. Alien's are taking over Kongo Bongo, and all anybody's doing about it is getting their hair

233. Bongo, and all anybody's doing about it is getting their hair done!

234. about it is getting their hair done! Come on, little buddy.

235. done! Come on, little buddy. Funky will believe us, for sure!

236. Come on, little buddy. Funky will believe us, for sure! Hey, dudettes.

237. Funky will believe us, for sure! Hey, dudettes. 'Bout time you got here.

238. Hey, dudettes. 'Bout time you got here. Sorry, Funky.

239. 'Bout time you got here. Sorry, Funky. Seems every time we turn around,

240. Sorry, Funky. Seems every time we turn around, we bump in to DK and Diddy.

241. Seems every time we turn around, we bump in to DK and Diddy. But don't worry.

242. we bump in to DK and Diddy. But don't worry. We gave them the slip.

243. But don't worry. We gave them the slip. So did I.

244. We gave them the slip. So did I. I think I slipped a disc doin'

245. So did I. I think I slipped a disc doin' it.

246. I think I slipped a disc doin' it. Goin' up!

247. Ya see that, DK? Oh, this is weird. Yeah.

248. Oh, this is weird. Yeah. I didn't know Funky was opening

249. Yeah. I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon.

250. I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon. Remember, secrecy is

251. a hair salon. Remember, secrecy is the key to success, if we're

252. Remember, secrecy is the key to success, if we're going to pull this off.

253. the key to success, if we're going to pull this off. You said it, Cranky

254. going to pull this off. You said it, Cranky dude.

255. You said it, Cranky dude. We want this to be like a total

256. dude. We want this to be like a total surprise.

257. We want this to be like a total surprise. Let's get on with our

258. surprise. Let's get on with our plan.

259. Let's get on with our plan. A plan?

260. plan. A plan? Leapin' lemurs!

261. A plan? Leapin' lemurs! You know what I think?

262. Leapin' lemurs! You know what I think? Interplanetary visitor

263. You know what I think? Interplanetary visitor dudes have taken over their

264. Interplanetary visitor dudes have taken over their brains and turned them all in to

265. dudes have taken over their brains and turned them all in to zombie apes who are, at this

266. brains and turned them all in to zombie apes who are, at this very minute, plotting to take

267. zombie apes who are, at this very minute, plotting to take over Kongo Bongo!

268. very minute, plotting to take over Kongo Bongo! Find out what they're up to,

269. over Kongo Bongo! Find out what they're up to, DK.

270. Find out what they're up to, DK. I'll get us a supply of green

271. DK. I'll get us a supply of green bananas.

272. I'll get us a supply of green bananas. All right, little buddy.

273. bananas. All right, little buddy.

274. All right, little buddy.

275. It's DK!

276. It's DK! He's been spying on us.

277. It's DK! He's been spying on us. Bummer.

278. He's been spying on us. Bummer. He probably heard every thing.

279. You'd better not tell Diddy, DK. Ha!

280. DK. Ha! Do your zombie worst.

281. Ha! Do your zombie worst. No interplanetary visitor dude

282. Do your zombie worst. No interplanetary visitor dude mind vibes can control my brain.

283. No interplanetary visitor dude mind vibes can control my brain. No kidding.

284. mind vibes can control my brain. No kidding. They'd never be able to find it.

285. No kidding. They'd never be able to find it. Wise up, you numbskull.

286. They'd never be able to find it. Wise up, you numbskull. There's no such thing as

287. Wise up, you numbskull. There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes.

288. There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes. Ha, I bet that's what all the

289. interplanetary visitor dudes. Ha, I bet that's what all the mind control zombie apes say.

290. Ha, I bet that's what all the mind control zombie apes say. Chill, DK dude.

291. mind control zombie apes say. Chill, DK dude. I got that zombie stuff from a

292. Chill, DK dude. I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late,

293. I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show.

294. movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show. You see?

295. late, late show. You see? There is no such thing as

296. You see? There is no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!

297. There is no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes! Not ones that turn people in

298. interplanetary visitor dudes! Not ones that turn people in to zombies, any way.

299. Not ones that turn people in to zombies, any way. The ones I've met have always

300. to zombies, any way. The ones I've met have always been real mellow, in an

301. The ones I've met have always been real mellow, in an alternate life form kind of way.

302. been real mellow, in an alternate life form kind of way. But, me and Diddy overheard

303. alternate life form kind of way. But, me and Diddy overheard you planning to take over Kongo

304. But, me and Diddy overheard you planning to take over Kongo Bongo... didn't we?

305. We've been trying to plan a

306. surprise party for Diddy's

307. birthday.

308. A surprise party for my

309. little buddy!

310. All right!

311. But, why wasn't I invited to

312. help with the plans?

313. Because it's supposed to be a

314. surprise!

315. I can so keep a secret! Yeah, right. Well, this time I double DK

316. Yeah, right. Well, this time I double DK promise I won't spill the beans.

317. This well keep away those pesky interplanetary mind vibes.

318. This well keep away those pesky interplanetary mind vibes. Hey, Diddy!

319. pesky interplanetary mind vibes. Hey, Diddy!

320. Hey, Diddy! DK, you shouldn't sneak up on

321. DK, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy when he's trying to stop

322. DK, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy when he's trying to stop an alien invasion!

323. a guy when he's trying to stop an alien invasion! Here, have a green banana.

324. an alien invasion! Here, have a green banana. Aw, forget all that stuff,

325. Here, have a green banana. Aw, forget all that stuff, little buddy.

326. Aw, forget all that stuff, little buddy. There aren't any interplanetary

327. little buddy. There aren't any interplanetary dudes, or zombie apes planning

328. There aren't any interplanetary dudes, or zombie apes planning to take over Kongo Bongo.

329. dudes, or zombie apes planning to take over Kongo Bongo. Oh, yeah?

330. to take over Kongo Bongo. Oh, yeah? So, what was everybody doing at

331. Oh, yeah? So, what was everybody doing at Funky's place?

332. So, what was everybody doing at Funky's place? Oh, they were planning a—

333. Funky's place? Oh, they were planning a— Oh... uh... They were, uh...

334. Oh, they were planning a— Oh... uh... They were, uh... Well, they were just trying to,

335. Oh... uh... They were, uh... Well, they were just trying to, I mean, uh... oh... nothing you

336. Well, they were just trying to, I mean, uh... oh... nothing you need to worry about.

337. I mean, uh... oh... nothing you need to worry about.

338. need to worry about. You're one of them!

339. You're one of them! Those interplanetary brain

340. You're one of them! Those interplanetary brain nappers have turned you in to a

341. Those interplanetary brain nappers have turned you in to a space zombie to do their evil

342. nappers have turned you in to a space zombie to do their evil bidding!

343. space zombie to do their evil bidding! No, Diddy!

344. bidding! No, Diddy! Wait!

345. No, Diddy! Wait! DK, if you're still in there,

346. Wait! DK, if you're still in there, don't worry!

347. DK, if you're still in there, don't worry! I'll think of a way to save ya

348. don't worry! I'll think of a way to save ya some how.

349. I'll think of a way to save ya some how.

350. Oh, it's worse than I thought. My best pal is an alien zombie,

351. thought. My best pal is an alien zombie, and now he's out to get me,

352. My best pal is an alien zombie, and now he's out to get me, 'cause he knows I know he knows

353. and now he's out to get me, 'cause he knows I know he knows I know he's a zombie.

354. 'cause he knows I know he knows I know he's a zombie. Ahh!

355. I know he's a zombie. Ahh! There's another one!

356. Ahh! There's another one! I don't recall it bein' such

357. There's another one! I don't recall it bein' such a long march to the mess hall.

358. I don't recall it bein' such a long march to the mess hall. Back off, you scaly-tailed

359. a long march to the mess hall. Back off, you scaly-tailed zombie swamp rat!

360. Back off, you scaly-tailed zombie swamp rat! Huh!

361. zombie swamp rat! Huh! Who goes there?

362. Huh! Who goes there? A fur ball!

363. Who goes there? A fur ball! What are ya doin' in King K.

364. A fur ball! What are ya doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen?

365. What are ya doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen? What's this jungle doin' in King

366. Rool's kitchen? What's this jungle doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen?

367. What's this jungle doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen? Wait a minute.

368. K. Rool's kitchen? Wait a minute. Klump can't be a zombie

369. Wait a minute. Klump can't be a zombie controlled by interplanetary

370. Klump can't be a zombie controlled by interplanetary visitor dude brain vibes.

371. controlled by interplanetary visitor dude brain vibes. He doesn't have a brain.

372. visitor dude brain vibes. He doesn't have a brain. Where's he keep the slime

373. He doesn't have a brain. Where's he keep the slime spread?

374. Where's he keep the slime spread? Klump, I'm desperate!

375. spread? Klump, I'm desperate! You gotta help me.

376. Klump, I'm desperate! You gotta help me. Me, help a fur ball?

377. You gotta help me. Me, help a fur ball? Listen up, you empty skulled

378. Me, help a fur ball? Listen up, you empty skulled reptile.

379. Listen up, you empty skulled reptile. We gotta act fast, before it's

380. reptile. We gotta act fast, before it's too late!

381. We gotta act fast, before it's too late! Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole

382. too late! Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole world, is being invaded by

383. Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole world, is being invaded by interplanetary visitor dudes...

384. world, is being invaded by interplanetary visitor dudes... And turning every one in to

385. interplanetary visitor dudes... And turning every one in to zombies!

386. And turning every one in to zombies!

387. zombies! Little green lizards from Mars!

388. Stop, stop it. You're killin' me!

389. I saw it with my own, highly trained eyes, spinnin' through the sky.

390. trained eyes, spinnin' through the sky. They're gonna turn the whole

391. the sky. They're gonna turn the whole island in to some sort of

392. They're gonna turn the whole island in to some sort of resort, where they'll be waited

393. island in to some sort of resort, where they'll be waited on hand and foot by their army

394. resort, where they'll be waited on hand and foot by their army of mind controlled zombies, who

395. on hand and foot by their army of mind controlled zombies, who will be us!

396. of mind controlled zombies, who will be us! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

397. will be us! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What will we do?

398. horrific encounter ♪ ♪ In every monkey's life ♪ ♪ Comes a time when you should

399. stand up and fight ♪ ♪ If you want some self

400. hour ♪ ♪ You could be the hero ♪ ♪ There's a brilliant light that

401. shines from your eyes ♪ ♪ Aren't you sick of being a

402. skies ♪ ♪ It's up to you to watch the

403. No green slime from another planet's gonna turn my pals in to zombies!

404. planet's gonna turn my pals in to zombies! I'll get you that Crystal

405. to zombies! I'll get you that Crystal Coconut, K. Rool, and then

406. I'll get you that Crystal Coconut, K. Rool, and then we'll kick some interplanetary

407. Coconut, K. Rool, and then we'll kick some interplanetary butt!

408. we'll kick some interplanetary butt! If they have butts, that is.

409. butt! If they have butts, that is. They might have two... or

410. If they have butts, that is. They might have two... or three.

411. They might have two... or three. Klump, this little fur ball—

412. three. Klump, this little fur ball— Uh, brave volunteer, is going to

413. Klump, this little fur ball— Uh, brave volunteer, is going to need your help.

414. Uh, brave volunteer, is going to need your help. Me?

415. need your help. Me? Uh, but, uhm... I still have to

416. Me? Uh, but, uhm... I still have to go make that sandwich, and...

417. Uh, but, uhm... I still have to go make that sandwich, and... uh— Yes, sir.

418. go make that sandwich, and... uh— Yes, sir. Happy to volunteer, sir.

419. Diddy Kong, your name will go down in Kongo Bongo history. Yeah!

420. down in Kongo Bongo history. Yeah! It will, won't it.

421. Yeah! It will, won't it.

422. It will, won't it. Krusha!

423. Krusha! Your mission to steal the

424. Krusha! Your mission to steal the Crystal Coconut has been

425. Your mission to steal the Crystal Coconut has been scrapped.

426. Crystal Coconut has been scrapped. I've just arranged to have it

427. scrapped. I've just arranged to have it hand delivered to me,

428. I've just arranged to have it hand delivered to me, personally, by a gullible simian

429. hand delivered to me, personally, by a gullible simian simpleton!

430. personally, by a gullible simian simpleton! Oh, good.

431. simpleton! Oh, good. Your new assignment is to fly

432. Oh, good. Your new assignment is to fly the Boomeranger Barrel over

433. Your new assignment is to fly the Boomeranger Barrel over Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear

434. the Boomeranger Barrel over Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear and panic in your wake.

435. Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear and panic in your wake.

436. and panic in your wake.

437. Good goin', DK. Now what are we supposed to do? The whole gang is inside

438. Now what are we supposed to do? The whole gang is inside waiting.

439. The whole gang is inside waiting. We've got the decorations up and

440. waiting. We've got the decorations up and every thing!

441. We've got the decorations up and every thing! Don't worry, Candy.

442. every thing! Don't worry, Candy. I'll get him.

443. Don't worry, Candy. I'll get him. Just remember—

444. I'll get him. Just remember— Yeah, yeah.

445. Just remember— Yeah, yeah. I know.

446. Yeah, yeah. I know. Don't spoil the surprise.

447. I know. Don't spoil the surprise.

448. Surprise! It's just me. Aw.

449. It's just me. Aw. Bummer.

450. We're gonna teach those interplanetary brain stealers a little lesson in Kongo Bongian

451. interplanetary brain stealers a little lesson in Kongo Bongian manners.

452. little lesson in Kongo Bongian manners. Diddy!

453. manners. Diddy!

454. Diddy! Oh, finally I found you.

455. Oh, finally I found you. What are you doing with the

456. Oh, finally I found you. What are you doing with the Crystal Coconut, little buddy?

457. What are you doing with the Crystal Coconut, little buddy? I'm gonna get my buddy's

458. Crystal Coconut, little buddy? I'm gonna get my buddy's brain back, that's what!

459. I'm gonna get my buddy's brain back, that's what! I'm not a zombie!

460. brain back, that's what! I'm not a zombie! Ha!

461. I'm not a zombie! Ha! Just what I'd expect a zombie to

462. Ha! Just what I'd expect a zombie to say.

463. Just what I'd expect a zombie to say. Step on it!

464. say. Step on it!

465. Step on it! Huh?

466. Huh? That's it, my hairy hero!

467. That's it, my hairy hero! Bring the Coconut home to Papa

468. That's it, my hairy hero! Bring the Coconut home to Papa K. Rool.

469. Bring the Coconut home to Papa K. Rool. What's this?

470. K. Rool. What's this? Oh, that interfering ape will

471. What's this? Oh, that interfering ape will ruin every thing!

472. Oh, that interfering ape will ruin every thing! Krusha!

473. ruin every thing! Krusha! Knock Donkey Kong off that

474. Krusha! Knock Donkey Kong off that trail.

475. Knock Donkey Kong off that trail. Yes, sir.

476. trail. Yes, sir. Faster!

477. Yes, sir. Faster! He's gaining on us!

478. Faster! He's gaining on us! Affirmative.

479. He's gaining on us! Affirmative. Pedals to the metal.

480. Affirmative. Pedals to the metal.

481. Pedals to the metal. You know, next time,

482. You know, next time, maybe I should drive.

483. You know, next time, maybe I should drive. Affirmative.

484. maybe I should drive. Affirmative. Well, at least I got the

485. Affirmative. Well, at least I got the Crystal Coconut back.

486. Well, at least I got the Crystal Coconut back.

487. Crystal Coconut back. Whoa!

488. Whoa! There really are interplanetary

489. Whoa! There really are interplanetary visitor dudes!

490. There really are interplanetary visitor dudes! I got it, I got it!

491. visitor dudes! I got it, I got it!

492. I got it, I got it!

493. Uh, welcome to Kongo Bongo, interplanetary visitor du— Huh?

494. Uh, welcome to Kongo Bongo, interplanetary visitor du— Huh? I should have known.

495. All right, zombie. Drop that coconut! Diddy, I didn't want to tell

496. Drop that coconut! Diddy, I didn't want to tell you this, but—

497. Diddy, I didn't want to tell you this, but— You are no match for us, puny

498. you this, but— You are no match for us, puny Earth ape!

499. You are no match for us, puny Earth ape! Oh, that does it.

500. Earth ape! Oh, that does it. Come back here, you mindless,

501. Oh, that does it. Come back here, you mindless, lily-livered alien zombie.

502. Good thing my Mama taught me to always where my helmet.

503. to always where my helmet.

504. Whoa, ow.

505. Whoa, ow. Say, you slimy

506. Whoa, ow. Say, you slimy interplanetary invader types

507. Say, you slimy interplanetary invader types look awful familiar.

508. interplanetary invader types look awful familiar. I don't feel so good.

509. look awful familiar. I don't feel so good.

510. I don't feel so good. Oh!

511. Oh! Not on my clean uniform!

512. Oh! Not on my clean uniform! Idiots!

513. Not on my clean uniform! Idiots! The Crystal Coconut was in my

514. Idiots! The Crystal Coconut was in my grasp!

515. The Crystal Coconut was in my grasp! I'll send them both to the Moon

516. grasp! I'll send them both to the Moon for this.

517. Nah-nah. Can't catch me. Oh, I'm gonna tear those

518. Can't catch me. Oh, I'm gonna tear those aliens limb from limb, or

519. Oh, I'm gonna tear those aliens limb from limb, or tentacle from tentacle—

520. aliens limb from limb, or tentacle from tentacle— Surprise!

521. tentacle from tentacle— Surprise!

522. Surprise! DK: Diddy!

523. DK: Diddy! Diddy!

524. DK: Diddy! Diddy! Hmm, he must have had one too

525. Diddy! Hmm, he must have had one too many green bananas.

526. Hmm, he must have had one too many green bananas. Gee, maybe you should

527. many green bananas. Gee, maybe you should have warned poor Diddy about

528. Gee, maybe you should have warned poor Diddy about this surprise thing, DK.

529. have warned poor Diddy about this surprise thing, DK. Happy Inka Dinka

530. this surprise thing, DK. Happy Inka Dinka Birthday.