1. Hiyah!Copy !req
2. The measurement of the
elliptical path between the sunCopy !req
3. The measurement of the
elliptical path between the sun
and the moon, blah, blah,Copy !req
4. elliptical path between the sun
and the moon, blah, blah,
blah...Copy !req
5. and the moon, blah, blah,
blah...Copy !req
6. blah...
Hmm, that's it!Copy !req
7. Hmm, that's it!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
8. Hmm, that's it!
Ha-ha!
I figured it out.Copy !req
9. Ha-ha!
I figured it out.
Once again, I'm the superiorCopy !req
10. I figured it out.
Once again, I'm the superior
simian.Copy !req
11. Once again, I'm the superior
simian.
The head banana.Copy !req
12. simian.
The head banana.
The celestial chimp of cosmicCopy !req
13. The head banana.
The celestial chimp of cosmic
genius.Copy !req
14. The celestial chimp of cosmic
genius.
Hey, Cranky, are youCopy !req
15. genius.
Hey, Cranky, are you
practicing moves for a newCopy !req
16. Hey, Cranky, are you
practicing moves for a new
dance?Copy !req
17. practicing moves for a new
dance?
No, I was figuring out theCopy !req
18. dance?
No, I was figuring out the
eclipse, you twit.Copy !req
19. No, I was figuring out the
eclipse, you twit.
Eclipse?Copy !req
20. eclipse, you twit.
Eclipse?
Cool.Copy !req
21. Eclipse?
Cool.
What's an eclipse?Copy !req
22. Cool.
What's an eclipse?
It's lights out!Copy !req
23. What's an eclipse?
It's lights out!
Which is what you'll get if youCopy !req
24. It's lights out!
Which is what you'll get if you
don't quit monkeying around.Copy !req
25. Which is what you'll get if you
don't quit monkeying around.
Did you finally figure outCopy !req
26. don't quit monkeying around.
Did you finally figure out
what time the eclipse willCopy !req
27. Did you finally figure out
what time the eclipse will
happen, Cranky?Copy !req
28. what time the eclipse will
happen, Cranky?
Yeah, in exactly four days atCopy !req
29. happen, Cranky?
Yeah, in exactly four days at
3:35 p.m.Copy !req
30. Yeah, in exactly four days at
3:35 p.m.
Hey, just in time for theCopy !req
31. 3:35 p.m.
Hey, just in time for the
Annual Donkey Kong Challenge.Copy !req
32. Hey, just in time for the
Annual Donkey Kong Challenge.
Hmm.Copy !req
33. Annual Donkey Kong Challenge.
Hmm.
Maybe I should challenge DK.Copy !req
34. Hmm.
Maybe I should challenge DK.
You know, give him the ol' one,Copy !req
35. Maybe I should challenge DK.
You know, give him the ol' one,
two, wham, bam, ooh-ooh-ooh.Copy !req
36. You know, give him the ol' one,
two, wham, bam, ooh-ooh-ooh.
Hey, Cranky, what's the pointCopy !req
37. two, wham, bam, ooh-ooh-ooh.
Hey, Cranky, what's the point
of the challenge anyway?Copy !req
38. Hey, Cranky, what's the point
of the challenge anyway?
To keep DK on his toes.Copy !req
39. of the challenge anyway?
To keep DK on his toes.
The future ruler of Kongo BongoCopy !req
40. To keep DK on his toes.
The future ruler of Kongo Bongo
has to be in top form if he'sCopy !req
41. The future ruler of Kongo Bongo
has to be in top form if he's
going to protect The CrystalCopy !req
42. has to be in top form if he's
going to protect The Crystal
Coconut.Copy !req
43. going to protect The Crystal
Coconut.
You mean, if DK lost theCopy !req
44. Coconut.
You mean, if DK lost the
challenge, he wouldn't be futureCopy !req
45. You mean, if DK lost the
challenge, he wouldn't be future
ruler anymore?Copy !req
46. challenge, he wouldn't be future
ruler anymore?
That's right.Copy !req
47. ruler anymore?
That's right.
Ha, no one ever challengesCopy !req
48. That's right.
Ha, no one ever challenges
DK.Copy !req
49. Ha, no one ever challenges
DK.
He's the biggest, strongest apeCopy !req
50. DK.
He's the biggest, strongest ape
on all of Kongo Bongo.Copy !req
51. He's the biggest, strongest ape
on all of Kongo Bongo.
But even the biggest,Copy !req
52. on all of Kongo Bongo.
But even the biggest,
strongest apes have to keep upCopy !req
53. But even the biggest,
strongest apes have to keep up
with their training.Copy !req
54. Yeah, 57.
Well, if it ain't ol' mellaCopy !req
55. Well, if it ain't ol' mella
yella.Copy !req
56. Well, if it ain't ol' mella
yella.
Now it's just you an' me.Copy !req
57. yella.
Now it's just you an' me.
Oh, no, my insides are turningCopy !req
58. Now it's just you an' me.
Oh, no, my insides are turning
to mush.Copy !req
59. Oh, no, my insides are turning
to mush.
That's right, you're yella andCopy !req
60. to mush.
That's right, you're yella and
you've always been yella.Copy !req
61. That's right, you're yella and
you've always been yella.
Now I'm gonna finish you off.Copy !req
62. you've always been yella.
Now I'm gonna finish you off.
Looks like you'veCopy !req
63. Now I'm gonna finish you off.
Looks like you've
already finished off half theCopy !req
64. Looks like you've
already finished off half the
banana plantation, DK.Copy !req
65. already finished off half the
banana plantation, DK.Copy !req
66. banana plantation, DK.
Hey, little buddy.Copy !req
67. Hey, little buddy.
You're just in time to see meCopy !req
68. Hey, little buddy.
You're just in time to see me
break my old record.Copy !req
69. You're just in time to see me
break my old record.
Number 58?Copy !req
70. break my old record.
Number 58?
Yup, I'm going for broke.Copy !req
71. Number 58?
Yup, I'm going for broke.
And I'm going for cover.Copy !req
72. Yup, I'm going for broke.
And I'm going for cover.
DK: 58.Copy !req
73. A new record!
Hey, uh, aren't you supposedCopy !req
74. Hey, uh, aren't you supposed
to be training for the AnnualCopy !req
75. Hey, uh, aren't you supposed
to be training for the Annual
Donkey Kong Challenge?Copy !req
76. to be training for the Annual
Donkey Kong Challenge?
What for?Copy !req
77. Donkey Kong Challenge?
What for?
I'm the biggest, strongest apeCopy !req
78. What for?
I'm the biggest, strongest ape
on all of Kongo Bongo.Copy !req
79. I'm the biggest, strongest ape
on all of Kongo Bongo.
That's what I said.Copy !req
80. on all of Kongo Bongo.
That's what I said.
Who's gonna challenge me?Copy !req
81. That's what I said.
Who's gonna challenge me?
K.I'm waiting!Copy !req
82. Who's gonna challenge me?
K.I'm waiting!
Krusha!Copy !req
83. K.I'm waiting!
Krusha!
You see the problem?Copy !req
84. Krusha!
You see the problem?
I see lots of wires.Copy !req
85. You see the problem?
I see lots of wires.
Then pick one before I pickleCopy !req
86. I see lots of wires.
Then pick one before I pickle
you.Copy !req
87. Then pick one before I pickle
you.Copy !req
88. you.
Finally.Copy !req
89. Finally.
Everything's bright again.Copy !req
90. Everything's bright again.
Not everything.Copy !req
91. Everything's bright again.
Not everything.
Now then, I have a veryCopy !req
92. Not everything.
Now then, I have a very
important announcement to make,Copy !req
93. Now then, I have a very
important announcement to make,
so listen up.Copy !req
94. important announcement to make,
so listen up.
I, King Rool, supreme master ofCopy !req
95. so listen up.
I, King Rool, supreme master of
evil, like to announce that I'mCopy !req
96. I, King Rool, supreme master of
evil, like to announce that I'm
abandoning my quest for TheCopy !req
97. evil, like to announce that I'm
abandoning my quest for The
Crystal Coconut.Copy !req
98. abandoning my quest for The
Crystal Coconut.Copy !req
99. Crystal Coconut.
Oh, say it ain't so, yourCopy !req
100. Oh, say it ain't so, your
sinister slipperiness.Copy !req
101. Oh, say it ain't so, your
sinister slipperiness.
I've got a new strategy.Copy !req
102. sinister slipperiness.
I've got a new strategy.
The ultimate plan.Copy !req
103. I've got a new strategy.
The ultimate plan.
Instead of stealing The CrystalCopy !req
104. The ultimate plan.
Instead of stealing The Crystal
Coconut, I'm going to make theCopy !req
105. Instead of stealing The Crystal
Coconut, I'm going to make the
apes give it to me.Copy !req
106. Coconut, I'm going to make the
apes give it to me.
Fair and square.Copy !req
107. apes give it to me.
Fair and square.
I am going to enter the AnnualCopy !req
108. Fair and square.
I am going to enter the Annual
Donkey Kong Challenge.Copy !req
109. You are brave, sir.
But what if you don't win?
Can I be king?Copy !req
110. But what if you don't win?
Can I be king?
I'm not the one who willCopy !req
111. Can I be king?
I'm not the one who will
challenge Donkey Kong.Copy !req
112. I'm not the one who will
challenge Donkey Kong.
Well, then who then, yourCopy !req
113. challenge Donkey Kong.
Well, then who then, your
supreme scaliness?Copy !req
114. Well, then who then, your
supreme scaliness?
Hiyah!Copy !req
115. supreme scaliness?
Hiyah!
Hiyah!Copy !req
116. Hiyah!
Hiyah!
Oh!Copy !req
117. Hiyah!
Oh!
Ya-ya-ya!Copy !req
118. Oh!
Ya-ya-ya!
Ya-ta!Copy !req
119. Ya-ya-ya!
Ya-ta!
Hiyah-ta!Copy !req
120. Ya-ta!
Hiyah-ta!
Hiyah!Copy !req
121. Hiyah-ta!
Hiyah!
Ti-no!Copy !req
122. Hiyah!
Ti-no!
It can't be.Copy !req
123. Ti-no!
It can't be.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
124. It can't be.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
125. so mean and tough ♪
♪ I'm so bad I scare myself ♪
♪ I'm the Kong Fu masterCopy !req
126. Ooh.
My success is imminent!Copy !req
127. My success is imminent!
Kong Fu wins the challenge, andCopy !req
128. My success is imminent!
Kong Fu wins the challenge, and
I win the prize!Copy !req
129. Kong Fu wins the challenge, and
I win the prize!
The Crystal Coconut!Copy !req
130. DK, what's the matter?
Oh, I ache all over...Copy !req
131. DK, what's the matter?
Oh, I ache all over...
That's the sign of a goodCopy !req
132. Oh, I ache all over...
That's the sign of a good
muscle workout!Copy !req
133. That's the sign of a good
muscle workout!
Not my muscles...Copy !req
134. muscle workout!
Not my muscles...
my stomach!Copy !req
135. Not my muscles...
my stomach!
Ohhh...Copy !req
136. my stomach!
Ohhh...
DK broke his old bananaCopy !req
137. Ohhh...
DK broke his old banana
record!Copy !req
138. DK broke his old banana
record!
You ate 58 bananas?Copy !req
139. record!
You ate 58 bananas?
But bananas make me strong.Copy !req
140. You ate 58 bananas?
But bananas make me strong.
Only if you exercise, you bigCopy !req
141. But bananas make me strong.
Only if you exercise, you big
dope.Copy !req
142. Only if you exercise, you big
dope.
You were supposed to be trainingCopy !req
143. dope.
You were supposed to be training
for the Annual Donkey KongCopy !req
144. You were supposed to be training
for the Annual Donkey Kong
Challenge!Copy !req
145. for the Annual Donkey Kong
Challenge!
What for?Copy !req
146. Challenge!
What for?
Who's gonna challenge— ooh...Copy !req
147. What for?
Who's gonna challenge— ooh...
me?Copy !req
148. Who's gonna challenge— ooh...
me?
Ooh-ya!Copy !req
149. me?
Ooh-ya!
Ya-go!Copy !req
150. Ooh-ya!
Ya-go!Copy !req
151. Ya-go!
Kong Fu?Copy !req
152. Kong Fu?
That's right!Copy !req
153. Kong Fu?
That's right!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
154. Don't worry, guys.
I can get into shape again, no
problem!Copy !req
155. I can get into shape again, no
problem!
All I need is a couple o' m—Copy !req
156. problem!
All I need is a couple o' m—
Whoa!Copy !req
157. All I need is a couple o' m—
Whoa!
Ah-ha!Copy !req
158. Whoa!
Ah-ha!
Here it is.Copy !req
159. Ah-ha!
Here it is.
The official rule book says "TheCopy !req
160. Here it is.
The official rule book says "The
challenge is made up of threeCopy !req
161. The official rule book says "The
challenge is made up of three
contests."Copy !req
162. challenge is made up of three
contests."
Oh.Copy !req
163. contests."
Oh.
Now I have to win threeCopy !req
164. Oh.
Now I have to win three
contests?Copy !req
165. Now I have to win three
contests?
No, you dope.Copy !req
166. contests?
No, you dope.
You only have to win two out ofCopy !req
167. No, you dope.
You only have to win two out of
three.Copy !req
168. You only have to win two out of
three.
So, if we rule out the contestCopy !req
169. three.
So, if we rule out the contest
of the body...Copy !req
170. So, if we rule out the contest
of the body...
we're left with...Copy !req
171. of the body...
we're left with...
the contest of the mind.Copy !req
172. we're left with...
the contest of the mind.
Uh, what's the thirdCopy !req
173. the contest of the mind.
Uh, what's the third
one?Copy !req
174. Uh, what's the third
one?
The contest of the heart.Copy !req
175. one?
The contest of the heart.Copy !req
176. The contest of the heart.
I think we should cover allCopy !req
177. I think we should cover all
the bases if we want DK to win.Copy !req
178. I think we should cover all
the bases if we want DK to win.
Then why don't we each take aCopy !req
179. the bases if we want DK to win.
Then why don't we each take a
category and help coach DK?Copy !req
180. Then why don't we each take a
category and help coach DK?
Great idea, Candy!Copy !req
181. category and help coach DK?
Great idea, Candy!
You take the contest of theCopy !req
182. Great idea, Candy!
You take the contest of the
heart, I'll take the mind, andCopy !req
183. You take the contest of the
heart, I'll take the mind, and
Diddy can take the body.Copy !req
184. heart, I'll take the mind, and
Diddy can take the body.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh!Copy !req
185. Uh, sir.
When you volunteered us to help
uh, Kong Fu, train...Copy !req
186. When you volunteered us to help
uh, Kong Fu, train...
We didn't—Copy !req
187. uh, Kong Fu, train...
We didn't—
Klump!Copy !req
188. We didn't—
Klump!
Will you be quiet!Copy !req
189. Klump!
Will you be quiet!
You're breaking Kong Fu'sCopy !req
190. Will you be quiet!
You're breaking Kong Fu's
concentration.Copy !req
191. Oh-ho-oh, bravo!
Oh, a new chopping record,Copy !req
192. Oh-ho-oh, bravo!
Oh, a new chopping record,
Kong Fu!Copy !req
193. Oh, a new chopping record,
Kong Fu!
Oh, such strength, such power,Copy !req
194. Kong Fu!
Oh, such strength, such power,
such precision!Copy !req
195. Oh, such strength, such power,
such precision!
Donkey Kong won't know what hitCopy !req
196. such precision!
Donkey Kong won't know what hit
him!Copy !req
197. Donkey Kong won't know what hit
him!
I...Copy !req
198. him!
I...
I can vouch for that.Copy !req
199. 33, 34, 35.
DK, you're doing great!
This morning you could barelyCopy !req
200. DK, you're doing great!
This morning you could barely
lift a barrel, now look at you!Copy !req
201. This morning you could barely
lift a barrel, now look at you!
I know, I'm pumped!Copy !req
202. lift a barrel, now look at you!
I know, I'm pumped!
I'm back in the driver's seat,Copy !req
203. I know, I'm pumped!
I'm back in the driver's seat,
little buddy.Copy !req
204. I'm back in the driver's seat,
little buddy.
King of Kong!Copy !req
205. little buddy.
King of Kong!
Thriller gorilla!Copy !req
206. King of Kong!
Thriller gorilla!
Well, no wonder it's so easy.Copy !req
207. Thriller gorilla!
Well, no wonder it's so easy.
The barrel's empty!Copy !req
208. Well, no wonder it's so easy.
The barrel's empty!
I thought it was kinda light.Copy !req
209. The barrel's empty!
I thought it was kinda light.
Oh-ho-ho-ho, great.Copy !req
210. I thought it was kinda light.
Oh-ho-ho-ho, great.
There goes the contest of theCopy !req
211. Oh-ho-ho-ho, great.
There goes the contest of the
body.Copy !req
212. There goes the contest of the
body.
Don't worry, little buddy,Copy !req
213. body.
Don't worry, little buddy,
there's still the otherCopy !req
214. Don't worry, little buddy,
there's still the other
contests.Copy !req
215. there's still the other
contests.
That's right!Copy !req
216. contests.
That's right!
There's still the contest of theCopy !req
217. That's right!
There's still the contest of the
mind.Copy !req
218. There's still the contest of the
mind.
Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
219. mind.
Yeah, yeah!
The contest of the mind.Copy !req
220. Yeah, yeah!
The contest of the mind.
What's that one about again?Copy !req
221. The contest of the mind.
What's that one about again?
K. We will now commenceCopy !req
222. What's that one about again?
K. We will now commence
with part two of the training—Copy !req
223. K. We will now commence
with part two of the training—
Contest of the Mind.Copy !req
224. with part two of the training—
Contest of the Mind.
Yes, let's.Copy !req
225. Contest of the Mind.
Yes, let's.
We'll start off with a littleCopy !req
226. Yes, let's.
We'll start off with a little
brain-teaser from my trustyCopy !req
227. We'll start off with a little
brain-teaser from my trusty
tome; "Meditating Monks WhoCopy !req
228. brain-teaser from my trusty
tome; "Meditating Monks Who
Write Riddles in Their SpareCopy !req
229. tome; "Meditating Monks Who
Write Riddles in Their Spare
Time."Copy !req
230. Write Riddles in Their Spare
Time."Copy !req
231. Time."
What runs, but never gets outCopy !req
232. What runs, but never gets out
of breath?Copy !req
233. What runs, but never gets out
of breath?
Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
234. of breath?
Ooh, ooh!
I know!Copy !req
235. Ooh, ooh!
I know!
You, and your long-windedCopy !req
236. I know!
You, and your long-winded
speeches.Copy !req
237. You, and your long-winded
speeches.
Simple.Copy !req
238. speeches.
Simple.
Water.Copy !req
239. Simple.
Water.
Brilliant!Copy !req
240. Water.
Brilliant!
I know...Copy !req
241. Brilliant!
I know...
I wrote it.Copy !req
242. I know...
I wrote it.
Okay Donkey Kong, here's aCopy !req
243. I wrote it.
Okay Donkey Kong, here's a
brain-teaser for you.Copy !req
244. Okay Donkey Kong, here's a
brain-teaser for you.
What kind of running meansCopy !req
245. brain-teaser for you.
What kind of running means
walking?Copy !req
246. What kind of running means
walking?
I give up, what?Copy !req
247. walking?
I give up, what?
You're supposed to answer it,Copy !req
248. I give up, what?
You're supposed to answer it,
not me, you numbskull!Copy !req
249. You're supposed to answer it,
not me, you numbskull!
Oh, yeah, right!Copy !req
250. not me, you numbskull!
Oh, yeah, right!
Okay.Copy !req
251. Oh, yeah, right!
Okay.
What kind of running meansCopy !req
252. Okay.
What kind of running means
walking...Copy !req
253. What kind of running means
walking...
what kind of running mean—Copy !req
254. walking...
what kind of running mean—
The answer is running out ofCopy !req
255. what kind of running mean—
The answer is running out of
gas!Copy !req
256. The answer is running out of
gas!
Oh!Copy !req
257. gas!
Oh!Copy !req
258. Oh!
I don't get it.Copy !req
259. I don't get it.
I think we can rule out anyCopy !req
260. I don't get it.
I think we can rule out any
hope of winning the contest ofCopy !req
261. I think we can rule out any
hope of winning the contest of
the mind.Copy !req
262. hope of winning the contest of
the mind.
Things aren't looking soCopy !req
263. the mind.
Things aren't looking so
good, are they?Copy !req
264. The particles called
electrons turned out to be
negatively charged, and have aCopy !req
265. electrons turned out to be
negatively charged, and have a
mass of about oneCopy !req
266. negatively charged, and have a
mass of about one
eighteen-hundredth of a singleCopy !req
267. mass of about one
eighteen-hundredth of a single
hydrogen atom.Copy !req
268. eighteen-hundredth of a single
hydrogen atom.
Electrons are also fundamentalCopy !req
269. hydrogen atom.
Electrons are also fundamental
chargers in static electricity.Copy !req
270. Electrons are also fundamental
chargers in static electricity.
This is best demonstrated byCopy !req
271. chargers in static electricity.
This is best demonstrated by
rubbing one's foot along aCopy !req
272. This is best demonstrated by
rubbing one's foot along a
carpet, then touching an object.Copy !req
273. rubbing one's foot along a
carpet, then touching an object.Copy !req
274. carpet, then touching an object.
Bravo!Copy !req
275. Bravo!
That Neanderthal Donkey KongCopy !req
276. Bravo!
That Neanderthal Donkey Kong
doesn't stand a chance atCopy !req
277. That Neanderthal Donkey Kong
doesn't stand a chance at
winning the contest of the mind!Copy !req
278. doesn't stand a chance at
winning the contest of the mind!
He may be strong and smart,Copy !req
279. winning the contest of the mind!
He may be strong and smart,
but he's got no heart.Copy !req
280. He may be strong and smart,
but he's got no heart.
Fat-head has a point.Copy !req
281. Not if you guarantee that
upon winning the Crystal Coconut
you will give it away, donatingCopy !req
282. upon winning the Crystal Coconut
you will give it away, donating
it out of the goodness of yourCopy !req
283. you will give it away, donating
it out of the goodness of your
heart.Copy !req
284. it out of the goodness of your
heart.
And who better to donate itCopy !req
285. heart.
And who better to donate it
to...Copy !req
286. And who better to donate it
to...
than me?Copy !req
287. to...
than me?Copy !req
288. than me?Copy !req
289. I'm all messed up, Candy.Copy !req
290. I'm all messed up, Candy.
I can't believe I let myself getCopy !req
291. I'm all messed up, Candy.
I can't believe I let myself get
soft!Copy !req
292. I can't believe I let myself get
soft!
I just never thought anyoneCopy !req
293. soft!
I just never thought anyone
would challenge me.Copy !req
294. I just never thought anyone
would challenge me.
Donkey Kong, there's more toCopy !req
295. would challenge me.
Donkey Kong, there's more to
the challenge than just havingCopy !req
296. Donkey Kong, there's more to
the challenge than just having
muscles.Copy !req
297. the challenge than just having
muscles.
There's strength of the heart.Copy !req
298. strength comes from inside of
you ♪
♪ You can win with heartCopy !req
299. Donkey Kong.
Oh, Cranky, isn't there
anything we can do for him?Copy !req
300. Troops, in light of my
imminent victory, I feel it is
appropriate to announce that ICopy !req
301. imminent victory, I feel it is
appropriate to announce that I
will be streamlining ourCopy !req
302. appropriate to announce that I
will be streamlining our
operations.Copy !req
303. will be streamlining our
operations.
Kong Fu will be taking overCopy !req
304. operations.
Kong Fu will be taking over
as General, and bodyguard!Copy !req
305. Kong Fu will be taking over
as General, and bodyguard!
Oh, ya!Copy !req
306. as General, and bodyguard!
Oh, ya!
Eh, uh, b-b-but yourCopy !req
307. Oh, ya!
Eh, uh, b-b-but your
massiveness, a body like yoursCopy !req
308. Eh, uh, b-b-but your
massiveness, a body like yours
c-could use two bodyguards.Copy !req
309. massiveness, a body like yours
c-could use two bodyguards.
How about just one— guardingCopy !req
310. c-could use two bodyguards.
How about just one— guarding
the front door!Copy !req
311. How about just one— guarding
the front door!
Well, well.Copy !req
312. the front door!
Well, well.
What do we have here?Copy !req
313. Well, well.
What do we have here?
Come to grovel for mercy?Copy !req
314. What do we have here?
Come to grovel for mercy?
No, I'm here to warn you!Copy !req
315. Come to grovel for mercy?
No, I'm here to warn you!
Warn us?Copy !req
316. No, I'm here to warn you!
Warn us?
Uh-huh!Copy !req
317. Warn us?
Uh-huh!
DK is in such killer shape heCopy !req
318. Uh-huh!
DK is in such killer shape he
could knock Kong Fu down for theCopy !req
319. DK is in such killer shape he
could knock Kong Fu down for the
count!Copy !req
320. could knock Kong Fu down for the
count!
But if ya back off, he might letCopy !req
321. count!
But if ya back off, he might let
you go with just a warning thisCopy !req
322. But if ya back off, he might let
you go with just a warning this
time.Copy !req
323. you go with just a warning this
time.
Whaddya say?Copy !req
324. Uh, uh, okay then, uh, uh, we
could postpone the challenge,Copy !req
325. Uh, uh, okay then, uh, uh, we
could postpone the challenge,
say, um, a year, yeah, a year—Copy !req
326. could postpone the challenge,
say, um, a year, yeah, a year—
you know, make the fight fairCopy !req
327. say, um, a year, yeah, a year—
you know, make the fight fair
and square.Copy !req
328. you know, make the fight fair
and square.Copy !req
329. Uh, uh, okay, uh, fine!
You'll be sorry!
I was just trying to give youCopy !req
330. You'll be sorry!
I was just trying to give you
a break.Copy !req
331. I was just trying to give you
a break.
Oh, be I give Donkey Kong aCopy !req
332. a break.
Oh, be I give Donkey Kong a
break, a whole lot of breaks!Copy !req
333. Oh, be I give Donkey Kong a
break, a whole lot of breaks!
Not to mention some lumps, bumpsCopy !req
334. break, a whole lot of breaks!
Not to mention some lumps, bumps
and bruises, 'cause when I'm—Copy !req
335. Not to mention some lumps, bumps
and bruises, 'cause when I'm—Copy !req
336. and bruises, 'cause when I'm—
Klump!Copy !req
337. Klump!
Stop snivelling!Copy !req
338. Klump!
Stop snivelling!
Uh, it's not me, sir.Copy !req
339. Stop snivelling!
Uh, it's not me, sir.
It must be Krusha.Copy !req
340. Uh, it's not me, sir.
It must be Krusha.
Nope, not me.Copy !req
341. It must be Krusha.
Nope, not me.
Then who?Copy !req
342. Nope, not me.
Then who?
It was him!Copy !req
343. Then who?
It was him!
Oh!Copy !req
344. It was him!
Oh!
Liar, liar, fur on fire!Copy !req
345. Oh!
Liar, liar, fur on fire!
He let the little monkey getCopy !req
346. Liar, liar, fur on fire!
He let the little monkey get
away, too!Copy !req
347. He let the little monkey get
away, too!
Never mind about Diddy, it'sCopy !req
348. away, too!
Never mind about Diddy, it's
time to go to the battlefield.Copy !req
349. Never mind about Diddy, it's
time to go to the battlefield.
Let's show Donkey Kong whoCopy !req
350. time to go to the battlefield.
Let's show Donkey Kong who
rules!Copy !req
351. Let's show Donkey Kong who
rules!
Uh!Copy !req
352. rules!
Uh!
DK, I've got great news!Copy !req
353. Uh!
DK, I've got great news!
No news is gonna cheer me up.Copy !req
354. DK, I've got great news!
No news is gonna cheer me up.
I've got a plan how you canCopy !req
355. No news is gonna cheer me up.
I've got a plan how you can
beat Kong Fu!Copy !req
356. I've got a plan how you can
beat Kong Fu!
Yeah?Copy !req
357. beat Kong Fu!
Yeah?
Oh, little buddy, that's great!Copy !req
358. Yeah?
Oh, little buddy, that's great!
I knew I could count on you!Copy !req
359. Oh, little buddy, that's great!
I knew I could count on you!
That's what side-kicks areCopy !req
360. I knew I could count on you!
That's what side-kicks are
fo-or!Copy !req
361. That's what side-kicks are
fo-or!
Ha-huh-ha!Copy !req
362. fo-or!
Ha-huh-ha!
So, what's the plan?Copy !req
363. Ha-huh-ha!
So, what's the plan?
Well, first we gotta getCopy !req
364. So, what's the plan?
Well, first we gotta get
Cranky and Candy to stall theCopy !req
365. Well, first we gotta get
Cranky and Candy to stall the
contest...Copy !req
366. Since when does the
Donkey Kong Challenge include a
pre-game show?Copy !req
367. Donkey Kong Challenge include a
pre-game show?
It doesn't!Copy !req
368. pre-game show?
It doesn't!
They're stalling!Copy !req
369. It doesn't!
They're stalling!
Bravo!Copy !req
370. They're stalling!
Bravo!
Encore.Copy !req
371. Bravo!
Encore.
Bravo!Copy !req
372. Encore.
Bravo!
Encore.Copy !req
373. Bravo!
Encore.
All right, all right, let'sCopy !req
374. Encore.
All right, all right, let's
get on with the main event,Copy !req
375. All right, all right, let's
get on with the main event,
shall we?Copy !req
376. get on with the main event,
shall we?
What do we do now, littleCopy !req
377. shall we?
What do we do now, little
buddy?Copy !req
378. What do we do now, little
buddy?
All we have to do is stall.Copy !req
379. buddy?
All we have to do is stall.
According to the officialCopy !req
380. All we have to do is stall.
According to the official
rule book, if that yellowCopy !req
381. According to the official
rule book, if that yellow
bellied Neanderthal,Copy !req
382. rule book, if that yellow
bellied Neanderthal,
Donkey Kong, doesn't show upCopy !req
383. bellied Neanderthal,
Donkey Kong, doesn't show up
then I win by default.Copy !req
384. Donkey Kong, doesn't show up
then I win by default.
We gotta go out, or elseCopy !req
385. then I win by default.
We gotta go out, or else
K'rool wins!Copy !req
386. We gotta go out, or else
K'rool wins!
No sweat, just tell me whatCopy !req
387. K'rool wins!
No sweat, just tell me what
to do to beat Kong Fu.Copy !req
388. No sweat, just tell me what
to do to beat Kong Fu.
I haven't figured that partCopy !req
389. to do to beat Kong Fu.
I haven't figured that part
out yet.Copy !req
390. I haven't figured that part
out yet.
Uh, but you go on ahead.Copy !req
391. out yet.
Uh, but you go on ahead.
Huh?Copy !req
392. Uh, but you go on ahead.
Huh?
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
393. Huh?
Donkey Kong!
You made it!Copy !req
394. Donkey Kong!
You made it!
Booo!Copy !req
395. You made it!
Booo!
Hsss!Copy !req
396. Booo!
Hsss!
Make way for the champ!Copy !req
397. Hsss!
Make way for the champ!
Kongo Bongo's biggest, strongestCopy !req
398. Make way for the champ!
Kongo Bongo's biggest, strongest
ape!Copy !req
399. Kongo Bongo's biggest, strongest
ape!
I don't get it.Copy !req
400. ape!
I don't get it.
Yeah, what's this plan ofCopy !req
401. I don't get it.
Yeah, what's this plan of
yours?Copy !req
402. Yeah, what's this plan of
yours?
All we gotta do is keepCopy !req
403. yours?
All we gotta do is keep
Kong Fu busy with the other twoCopy !req
404. All we gotta do is keep
Kong Fu busy with the other two
contests.Copy !req
405. Kong Fu busy with the other two
contests.
Trust me!Copy !req
406. contests.
Trust me!
But DK can't win the contestCopy !req
407. Trust me!
But DK can't win the contest
of the mind.Copy !req
408. But DK can't win the contest
of the mind.
Trust me.Copy !req
409. of the mind.
Trust me.
Come on, come on, let's getCopy !req
410. Trust me.
Come on, come on, let's get
on with it!Copy !req
411. Come on, come on, let's get
on with it!
I want to see Donkey Kong laidCopy !req
412. on with it!
I want to see Donkey Kong laid
out!Copy !req
413. I want to see Donkey Kong laid
out!
We, the challengees, chooseCopy !req
414. out!
We, the challengees, choose
to begin with the contest of theCopy !req
415. We, the challengees, choose
to begin with the contest of the
mind.Copy !req
416. to begin with the contest of the
mind.
Booo!Copy !req
417. mind.
Booo!
Hiss!Copy !req
418. Booo!
Hiss!
Cheater, cheater, banana breadCopy !req
419. Hiss!
Cheater, cheater, banana bread
eater!Copy !req
420. Cheater, cheater, banana bread
eater!
You can do it, DK.Copy !req
421. eater!
You can do it, DK.
Just take your time.Copy !req
422. You can do it, DK.
Just take your time.
Question.Copy !req
423. Just take your time.
Question.
How many pieces of string wouldCopy !req
424. Question.
How many pieces of string would
it take to reach the moon?Copy !req
425. One kazillion, three hundred
and forty-two million,
seven hundred and sixty-five.Copy !req
426. and forty-two million,
seven hundred and sixty-five.
K. Eeeh.Copy !req
427. seven hundred and sixty-five.
K. Eeeh.
Wrong.Copy !req
428. K. Eeeh.
Wrong.
Yippee.Copy !req
429. Wrong.
Yippee.
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
430. Yippee.
Woo-hoo!
Loser!Copy !req
431. Woo-hoo!
Loser!
Same question, Kong Fu.Copy !req
432. Loser!
Same question, Kong Fu.
How many pieces of string wouldCopy !req
433. Same question, Kong Fu.
How many pieces of string would
it take to reach the moon?Copy !req
434. How many pieces of string would
it take to reach the moon?
Hi-yo-ya-go!Copy !req
435. it take to reach the moon?
Hi-yo-ya-go!
One.Copy !req
436. Hi-yo-ya-go!
One.
The answer is one.Copy !req
437. One.
The answer is one.
One piece of string.Copy !req
438. The answer is one.
One piece of string.
If it was long enough.Copy !req
439. One piece of string.
If it was long enough.
He's right, DK.Copy !req
440. If it was long enough.
He's right, DK.Copy !req
441. He's right, DK.
He's not only right, he's theCopy !req
442. He's not only right, he's the
winner of the contest of theCopy !req
443. He's not only right, he's the
winner of the contest of the
mind!Copy !req
444. winner of the contest of the
mind!
Whatever your plan is, it'sCopy !req
445. mind!
Whatever your plan is, it's
not working.Copy !req
446. Whatever your plan is, it's
not working.
My plan will work!Copy !req
447. not working.
My plan will work!
All you have to do is stall theCopy !req
448. My plan will work!
All you have to do is stall the
contest of the body!Copy !req
449. All you have to do is stall the
contest of the body!
And now for the contest ofCopy !req
450. contest of the body!
And now for the contest of
the heart.Copy !req
451. And now for the contest of
the heart.
No way!Copy !req
452. the heart.
No way!
You chose the last contest, so ICopy !req
453. No way!
You chose the last contest, so I
choose this one, and I chooseCopy !req
454. You chose the last contest, so I
choose this one, and I choose
the one where Donkey Kong getsCopy !req
455. choose this one, and I choose
the one where Donkey Kong gets
beaten to a pulp!Copy !req
456. the one where Donkey Kong gets
beaten to a pulp!
The contest of the body!Copy !req
457. Whoa!
Oh, no!
DK, you gotta hold offCopy !req
458. Oh, no!
DK, you gotta hold off
Kong Fu for as long as you can!Copy !req
459. DK, you gotta hold off
Kong Fu for as long as you can!
Kong Fu!Copy !req
460. Kong Fu for as long as you can!
Kong Fu!
Kong Fu!Copy !req
461. Kong Fu!
Kong Fu!
So-wah-whoa.Copy !req
462. Hiyah!Copy !req
463. Come on, get up!
You'll miss the big finale!Copy !req
464. Now to finish you off!
I can't bear to watch!
Me neither.Copy !req
465. I can't bear to watch!
Me neither.
Five...Copy !req
466. Me neither.
Five...
Four...Copy !req
467. Five...
Four...
Three...Copy !req
468. Four...
Three...
Two...Copy !req
469. Three...
Two...
The eclipse!Copy !req
470. Two...
The eclipse!
3:35 p.m. exactly!Copy !req
471. The eclipse!
3:35 p.m. exactly!
So that was your plan.Copy !req
472. 3:35 p.m. exactly!
So that was your plan.
Yep!Copy !req
473. So that was your plan.
Yep!
Ha-ha-ha, and it worked!Copy !req
474. Yep!
Ha-ha-ha, and it worked!
Oh, and wait, it gets better!Copy !req
475. Ha-ha-ha, and it worked!
Oh, and wait, it gets better!Copy !req
476. Oh, and wait, it gets better!
Why, Kong Fu's afraid of theCopy !req
477. Why, Kong Fu's afraid of the
dark!Copy !req
478. Why, Kong Fu's afraid of the
dark!
Huh-huh, I knew it was him!Copy !req
479. dark!
Huh-huh, I knew it was him!
Why, he's nothing but a bigCopy !req
480. Huh-huh, I knew it was him!
Why, he's nothing but a big
sissy!Copy !req
481. Why, he's nothing but a big
sissy!
Get up, you spineless worm!Copy !req
482. sissy!
Get up, you spineless worm!
Why he's yellow-bellied andCopy !req
483. Get up, you spineless worm!
Why he's yellow-bellied and
lily-livered!Copy !req
484. Why he's yellow-bellied and
lily-livered!
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
485. lily-livered!
Ha-ha-ha!
He's a girlie ape.Copy !req
486. Ha-ha-ha!
He's a girlie ape.
Sock it to him, DK!Copy !req
487. He's a girlie ape.
Sock it to him, DK!
Wham!Copy !req
488. Sock it to him, DK!
Wham!
Bam!Copy !req
489. Wham!
Bam!
Yeah!Copy !req
490. Bam!
Yeah!
Finish him off.Copy !req
491. Yeah!
Finish him off.
You'll win the challenge, DK!Copy !req
492. Finish him off.
You'll win the challenge, DK!
Ah...Copy !req
493. You'll win the challenge, DK!
Ah...
I can't hit an ape when he'sCopy !req
494. Ah...
I can't hit an ape when he's
down.Copy !req
495. I can't hit an ape when he's
down.
Huh?Copy !req
496. down.
Huh?
The contest of the heart,Copy !req
497. Huh?
The contest of the heart,
Donkey Kong won!Copy !req
498. The contest of the heart,
Donkey Kong won!
I did?Copy !req
499. Donkey Kong won!
I did?
He did?Copy !req
500. I did?
He did?
Yeah!Copy !req
501. He did?
Yeah!
DK showed real heart for notCopy !req
502. Yeah!
DK showed real heart for not
taking advantage of his opponentCopy !req
503. DK showed real heart for not
taking advantage of his opponent
when he was down.Copy !req
504. taking advantage of his opponent
when he was down.
Look at him!Copy !req
505. when he was down.
Look at him!Copy !req
506. Look at him!
Baby!Copy !req
507. Baby!
DK, you did it!Copy !req
508. Baby!
DK, you did it!
You won!Copy !req
509. DK, you did it!
You won!
You won!Copy !req
510. You won!
You won!
Banana slamma!Copy !req
511. You won!
Banana slamma!
Now all I gotta do is...Copy !req
512. Beat you up.Copy !req
513. Now what was that about?
A spine-a-less worm?
Yellow-bellied?Copy !req
514. A spine-a-less worm?
Yellow-bellied?
Find another chump to do yourCopy !req
515. Yellow-bellied?
Find another chump to do your
dirty work.Copy !req
516. Find another chump to do your
dirty work.
I forfeit!Copy !req
517. dirty work.
I forfeit!
What?Copy !req
518. I forfeit!
What?
You can't do that!Copy !req
519. What?
You can't do that!
Hey!Copy !req
520. You can't do that!
Hey!
Come back here!Copy !req
521. Hey!
Come back here!
That means DK wins byCopy !req
522. Come back here!
That means DK wins by
default!Copy !req
523. That means DK wins by
default!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
524. default!
Woo-hoo!
That's my boy!Copy !req
525. Woo-hoo!
That's my boy!
All right!Copy !req
526. That's my boy!
All right!
Hooray for DK!Copy !req
527. All right!
Hooray for DK!
Thank you very much!Copy !req
528. Hooray for DK!
Thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
529. Thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you!
Klump!Copy !req
530. Thank you, thank you!
Klump!
Krusha!Copy !req
531. Klump!
Krusha!
Back to the mines.Copy !req
532. Krusha!
Back to the mines.
By the time we get there, I'llCopy !req
533. Back to the mines.
By the time we get there, I'll
have thought of some way that ICopy !req
534. By the time we get there, I'll
have thought of some way that I
can blame all of this on youCopy !req
535. have thought of some way that I
can blame all of this on you
two home-spun idiots!Copy !req
536. can blame all of this on you
two home-spun idiots!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
537. two home-spun idiots!
Yes, sir!
Hip hup, hip hup.Copy !req
538. Yes, sir!
Hip hup, hip hup.
You don't have the coconut!Copy !req
539. Hip hup, hip hup.
You don't have the coconut!
Well, DK, I hope you learnedCopy !req
540. You don't have the coconut!
Well, DK, I hope you learned
how important it is to keep inCopy !req
541. Well, DK, I hope you learned
how important it is to keep in
shape.Copy !req
542. how important it is to keep in
shape.
I sure did, and to prove it,Copy !req
543. shape.
I sure did, and to prove it,
tomorrow I'm starting myCopy !req
544. I sure did, and to prove it,
tomorrow I'm starting my
training for next year'sCopy !req
545. tomorrow I'm starting my
training for next year's
challenge.Copy !req
546. training for next year's
challenge.
Thaaat's great.Copy !req
547. challenge.
Thaaat's great.
But first, I wanna see if ICopy !req
548. Thaaat's great.
But first, I wanna see if I
can break my old banana record.Copy !req
549. But first, I wanna see if I
can break my old banana record.
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
550. can break my old banana record.
Donkey Kong!
What?Copy !req
551. Donkey Kong!
What?Copy !req