Donkey Kong Country 1x9

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Donkey Kong has big trouble when he has to do triple duty: guarding the Crystal Coconut, being with Diddy and being with Candy.

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1. Ah, solitude.

2. Undisturbed, uninterrupted solitude.

3. Nothing and no one to pester me

4. for a whole week.

5. Buzz off, bee.

6. Ah.

7. Uh oh.

8. Get away!

9. Oh, Cranky must be

10. having the time of his life right now.

11. Maybe, Diddy.

12. More like he's relaxing and

13. hating every minute of it.

14. No one to grouch at?

15. You guessed it, little buddy.

16. So, um, what do you

17. want to do today, DK?

18. Yo, donkey dudes!

19. Diddy dude!

20. You want to go surfin"?

21. Hang ten on the edge.

22. Whoo!

23. Ride the curve.

24. Come on, Diddy!

25. Like Funky said, let's fold five

26. on the side, ride that swerve, and...

27. Wh... wh... wh... whoa!

28. You okay, DK?

29. Yeah, "cept something's

30. jabbin" my vertibone.

31. An old bottle?

32. With a message inside.

33. A message from some flounder?

34. Not a message.

35. It's a map.

36. That's no ordinary map.

37. Look, look!

38. Footprints leading to a big "X."

39. So, who wants to go clear

40. across the island for an "X"?

41. Especially when all you can

42. spell with it is like, uh, "xylophone."

43. Or "exit."

44. Or "ox."

45. Or treasure.

46. There's no "X" in "treasure, Diddy.

47. I know that!

48. I'm saying this is a treasure map!

49. "X" marks the spot!

50. Treasure?

51. Fame!

52. Fortune!

53. I can't go.

54. Huh?

55. I've got a date with Candy.

56. No.

57. No.

58. A gift for Candy?

59. Fire up the plane, Funky.

60. Whoo, yeah!

61. Oh boy, DK!

62. I'm certain I

63. dropped that coin around here somewhere.

64. DK: We're going on a treasure hunt.

65. Right on, dude.

66. Treasure?

67. Come on.

68. Yo.

69. I'm just one sneaky

70. beat-them-to-it step away from

71. becoming an even richer richest

72. ape on Kongo Bongo Island!

73. And that's rich.

74. That unimaginative Donkey Kong

75. would be more than happy to

76. trade whatever treasure he finds

77. for a... a... station wagon to

78. cart all his bananas around in.

79. DK: I'm gonna buy a

80. king-sized banana split!

81. Hey, where's Donkey Kong going?

82. Candy!

83. Forget that.

84. You didn't see them.

85. You're hallucinating.

86. You just think Donkey Kong's

87. going on a treasure hunt.

88. Can I re-phrase that?

89. He's standing me up to go on

90. a treasure hunt?

91. Why, of all the nerve!

92. Oh, Candy.

93. "Treasure hunt" as in "treasure hunt."

94. "Treasure"?

95. He's going on a treasure hunt?

96. Now, Candy, as foreman of the barrel...

97. Are you flying this or am I

98. learning how to fly it without you?

99. Good decision.

100. Only 500 more points to beat

101. your record, Your Kroc-ship.

102. Come on, come on, come on.

103. General Klump to King

104. K. Rool, you read me, O High

105. and Mightiness?

106. Looking a little pale there, Chief.

107. Uh, Chief?

108. Are you there, Chief?

109. Y... y... you... Highness.

110. Seems we had some sort

111. of interference.

112. Well, never mind.

113. You're certainly gonna green up

114. around the gills when you hear this.

115. Just give me your monkey

116. business field report, you

117. slimy-skinned bottom-feeder!

118. Uh, best we can tell,

119. the apes are mounting a full

120. force, top secret search and

121. rescue opertion in the mountain mines, sir.

122. Mountain mines?

123. What could those monkeys be

124. looking for in the mountain mines?

125. Duh... uh... rocks?

126. Rocks?

127. Of course.

128. Like the kind in your head!

129. What's their target, Klump?

130. Buried treasure, sir.

131. Any idea what sort of treasure?

132. Um... rocks?

133. Oh, where have I failed?

134. You walking wallets!

135. It's so painfully obvious.

136. Not rocks, not rocks.

137. The treasure contains a secret

138. doomsday device capable of

139. destroying the whole island.

140. Any fool could see that.

141. Do you know what that means?

142. Uh... the apes will have

143. supreme domination over Kongo

144. Bongo and probably turn us into

145. matching luggage.

146. He does have his moments.

147. But that won't happen.

148. We'll get the treasure before

149. those knuckle-dragging baboons.

150. And I, King K. Rool, will have

151. complete domination of Kongo Bongo Island.

152. Uh, Chief?

153. Are you there, Chief?

154. Chief?

155. Take care of that, Krusha.

156. Hello, Chief?

157. Hello, Chief, I'm talkin' at

158. you, but you're not listening to me.

159. Chief!

160. Chief?

161. Head Chief, can you hear me?

162. Chief, I'm talking at ya!

163. Uh, hey, Funky.

164. We missed our turnoff.

165. No problemo, Diddy dude.

166. I can swing it.

167. Whoa, bananas overboard!

168. Funky, no banana seatbelts?

169. Number one item on my wish list, DK.

170. With that treasure, I'm gonna

171. fix up this old rig good as new.

172. Whoa, check it out, dudes.

173. Never saw green clouds before.

174. Well, maybe once.

175. Hey, where'd all that water come from?

176. That's not water, Funky, it's sky!

177. We're flying upside down!

178. Chill, Phil!

179. A compass is the number one item

180. on my wish list.

181. And the first thing

182. I'm gonna buy with my share is

183. the barrel factory.

184. Your share?

185. It's my treasure.

186. You're just along for the ride.

187. Guys.

188. Watch yourself, Bluster, or

189. you just might find yourself

190. looking for a job.

191. Guys.

192. You mean like the

193. job you used to have?

194. Guys!

195. Huh?

196. Donkey and Diddy are going the other way.

197. You want banana soda...

198. you got banana soda.

199. Ah, no nothing and no one to

200. wreck my vaca...

201. Huh?

202. Ants!

203. First bees, now ants!

204. Blast!

205. Come back here, you thieving insects!

206. I want that treasure.

207. I want my doomsday device.

208. Well, those clueless chimps may

209. know their way around the island

210. up there, but no one knows the

211. underground like King K. Rool.

212. Left, Krusha.

213. I meant right.

214. DK: Looks pretty thick down there.

215. And rocky.

216. Think you can get the plane

217. down there, Funky?

218. No sweat, DK.

219. No gas.

220. "No gas"?

221. Hang loose, big dude

222. and little dude.

223. I can't turn, I can't back up,

224. but I can surf these air

225. currents all day long.

226. Funky, look!

227. Aim for that mine opening.

228. Hold onto your stomach luggage, dudes.

229. DK: Wait, Funky, don't you

230. have a reserve gas tank?

231. Yeah, back at the shack.

232. DK: Brakes!

233. Don't need 'em.

234. See?

235. Oh.

236. Earthquake?

237. A monster guarding the treasure?

238. DK: No.

239. Oh, my stomach.

240. It's running on empty.

241. Right now, I'd give my share of

242. the treasure for one juicy, ripe banana.

243. Hang in there, DK.

244. According to the map, we veer

245. left about 300 paces ahead.

246. Then what, little dude?

247. Look for a big "X," I guess.

248. There will be

249. numerous dangers lurking in this dark mine.

250. Feel free to wait here in safety, while I...

251. Huh?

252. Candy!

253. Here's Funky's plane!

254. We're on the right track!

255. Come on, Dixie!

256. Our treasure's waiting.

257. My treasure!

258. Mine.

259. As soon as they find

260. it, we take it, bid them a good

261. doomsday, and take over the island.

262. At last, Kongo Bongo Island will be mine.

263. What?

264. Two ninety-eight, two

265. ninety-nine, three hundred.

266. This is it!

267. The treasure's here.

268. Uh, somewhere.

269. And all we gotta do is find it.

270. Now, if the treasure was

271. truffles and we were pigs...

272. DK: It's no use.

273. Without bananas, my muscles turn

274. to mush and I'm finished.

275. I couldn't find that treasure

276. even if I fell over it.

277. Whoa!

278. DK, you did it!

279. You found the treasure!

280. I did do it, didn't I, Diddy?

281. Yes!

282. Now I can buy Candy the

283. biggest present ever!

284. Thanks, Donkey Kong, but now

285. I can buy my own gift, the

286. barrel factory, so I don't have

287. to work for Bluster!

288. Oh, no, you don't.

289. I'm buying Kongo Bongo Island,

290. so everyone will have to work for me.

291. Sorry, dudes and dudettes,

292. I'm fixing my wings.

293. Since that last landing, my...

294. Uh... wish list is growing.

295. DK: But, Candy... Barrel Factory!

296. Kongo Bongo Island!

297. My wings!

298. My doomsday device.

299. If you don't mind.

300. "Doomsday device"?

301. "Doomsday device"?

302. Heavy.

303. Let me explain.

304. You see, without this doomsday

305. device... call me a pessimist...

306. But I should think taking over

307. the island will continue being

308. as bothersomely tedious as it

309. has been thus far, whereas with

310. this device I can wrest total

311. control simply by threatening to

312. use it to destroy the entire island.

313. Which I might do anyway, because...

314. As they say, "absolute power

315. corrupts absolutely."

316. Regardless, you can appreciate

317. the time you'll save yourselves

318. by handing it over, so I can do

319. away with you and get on as new dictator.

320. Give me.

321. Too late, lizard lips.

322. The babes went cruisin" with

323. what you're losin' from the

324. second you made the scene.

325. Krusha, the cart!

326. After them!

327. Not without me, you stupid,

328. thick-headed tadpole!

329. Signal your stops.

330. If that treasure is what Rool

331. thinks that treasure is, Diddy,

332. our only hope of saving Candy,

333. Dixie, and Kongo Bongo is to get

334. it from them before he does.

335. Let's go.

336. Well, I do wish you luck.

337. DK said it was time to

338. make like a banana and split.

339. Dig?

340. I'm afraid I'm a bit of a

341. klutz when it comes to doomsday

342. devices and...

343. What was Rool yapping about?

344. Who knows.

345. By the time he puts a cork in

346. it, we'll be the new owners of

347. the Kongo Bongo Barrelworks.

348. my freedom from Bluster acting

349. me with diamonds, I won't ever

350. your grasp and the island will

351. ♪ Oh my goodness, oh

352. factory... ooh... all the freedom

353. the island, gonna stop King K.

354. displeases me, self-preservation

355. ♪ The keg is mine, so

356. I'll see you later, all hail

357. We're in the home stretch now.

358. Candy, ahead I can see

359. nothing but clear blue sky!

360. Whew!

361. That's what I call a close one!

362. Out of the way!

363. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

364. Yours, yours, yours.

365. Come to papa.

366. Ah.

367. All right, Donkey

368. Kong, what did you do with my treasure?

369. It's not a treasure, Candy.

370. Exactamundo.

371. It's... my doomsday device.

372. A weapon he plans to use to

373. take over Kongo Bongo Island.

374. Well, don't just sit there, Donkey Kong.

375. Roll up your sleeves and show

376. those Krocs some monkey muscle.

377. I can't, Dixie.

378. I'm battling a serious banana deficiency.

379. My moment of...

380. Triumph and...

381. You're powerless to stop me.

382. It just doesn't...

383. Get any better than this, does it?

384. Krusha, do the honours.

385. Behold, my doomsday... paper?

386. Hm, must be the instructions.

387. "Keep your paws off my treasure," signed...

388. Donkey Kong!

389. That's right, that is my treasure.

390. I put it there and the map and everything.

391. And you didn't remember?

392. It was a long time ago, Diddy.

393. I was just a little chimp

394. playing pirates and hiding my

395. prize possessions.

396. "Possessions"?

397. What else?

398. Bananas.

399. And they've been in there how long?

400. Ew!

401. Ew!

402. I suppose there is an upside

403. to this whole rotten mess.

404. I finally get to do away with Donkey Kong.

405. Get me out of here!

406. Cranky?

407. What are you doing here?

408. What am I doing here?

409. I could ask you what you're

410. doing here, all of you.

411. But I know.

412. Wrecking my vacation, that's what.

413. First bees, then ants, now you

414. and those overstuffed alligators

415. are the icing on the cake!

416. Deal with them, Krusha.

417. I've had such a wretched day.

418. Go ahead.

419. Help yourself.

420. Oh!

421. Got a real bite to it, don't it?

422. I'm comin', Your Swollenness.

423. Cranky, where are you going?

424. Home for some peace and quiet!

425. Oh, well.

426. There goes my dreams of buying

427. the Barrelworks.

428. And my dream of buying it for you, Candy.

429. But who needs treasure when

430. we've got each other.

431. Ah, romance.

432. Yuch!

433. Whoa, maybe the gator

434. dudes left the island.

435. What are we going to do?

436. Only thing we can do.

437. Chill out here until someone

438. gives us the all-clear sign.

439. But that could take a long time.

440. So we get to know each other.

441. Like, I'll tell you my middle

442. name if you, like, tell me yours.

443. Let me out of here!

444. Someone, anyone!

445. Get me out!

446. I'll take my chances!

447. Someone, anyone!