Donkey Kong Country 1x25

1. I got a bad case of the uglies today, little buddy.

2. I got a bad case of the uglies today, little buddy. DK, you look swell to me,

3. uglies today, little buddy. DK, you look swell to me, like a million bananas.

4. DK, you look swell to me, like a million bananas. I do?

5. like a million bananas. I do? You don't think that maybe I

6. I do? You don't think that maybe I could use a little trim?

7. You don't think that maybe I could use a little trim? Sharpen up the image?

8. could use a little trim? Sharpen up the image? Maybe a little off the back?

9. Sharpen up the image? Maybe a little off the back? Not unless you've got a

10. Maybe a little off the back? Not unless you've got a weed whacker and a couple of

11. Not unless you've got a weed whacker and a couple of hours.

12. weed whacker and a couple of hours. Ah, Diddy!

13. hours. Ah, Diddy! I promised Candy we'd have a

14. Ah, Diddy! I promised Candy we'd have a formal lunch.

15. I promised Candy we'd have a formal lunch. I can't show up looking like a

16. formal lunch. I can't show up looking like a big, hairy ape.

17. I can't show up looking like a big, hairy ape. But you are a big, hairy ape,

18. big, hairy ape. But you are a big, hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it.

19. But you are a big, hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it. Just be yourself.

20. DK, so don't worry about it. Just be yourself. You mean—

21. Just be yourself. You mean— A big, hairy ape!

22. You mean— A big, hairy ape!

23. Mmm... delectable. She's so fine. Like it?

24. She's so fine. Like it? It's banana bourguignon.

25. Like it? It's banana bourguignon. What?

26. It's banana bourguignon. What? Banana bourguignon!

27. What? Banana bourguignon! What?

28. Banana bourguignon! What? Banana— ooh, never mind.

29. There's room here if you like. I was saying, it's banana—

30. like. I was saying, it's banana—

31. I was saying, it's banana— Bluster, how'd he find us?

32. Bluster, how'd he find us? Oh, Candy...

33. Bluster, how'd he find us? Oh, Candy... I guess lunch is over.

34. Oh, Candy... I guess lunch is over. Well, well, isn't this

35. I guess lunch is over. Well, well, isn't this special?

36. Well, well, isn't this special? A formal luncheon.

37. special? A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your

38. A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong?

39. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong? Ignore him.

40. league, Donkey Kong? Ignore him. What do you want, Bluster?

41. Ignore him. What do you want, Bluster? I've been looking all over

42. What do you want, Bluster? I've been looking all over for you.

43. I've been looking all over for you. I'm the boss and the boss says

44. for you. I'm the boss and the boss says lunch is up.

45. I'm the boss and the boss says lunch is up. Back to work!

46. lunch is up. Back to work! Unless, you want to play hooky

47. Back to work! Unless, you want to play hooky with me.

48. Unless, you want to play hooky with me. Two tickets, The Banana

49. with me. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy.

50. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy. Forget it.

51. Slammers, you and me, Candy. Forget it. Ugh, no thanks.

52. Forget it. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK.

53. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK. Yes!

54. I'm finishing my lunch with DK. Yes! What do you see in this big,

55. Yes! What do you see in this big, hairy ape?

56. What do you see in this big, hairy ape? Well, he's, uh... well—

57. hairy ape? Well, he's, uh... well— Yes?

58. Well, he's, uh... well— Yes? Well... he's... he's a big,

59. Yes? Well... he's... he's a big, hairy ape and you're not.

60. Well... he's... he's a big, hairy ape and you're not. Ouch.

61. hairy ape and you're not. Ouch.

62. Ouch. "'Cause he's a big, hairy ape

63. "'Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not."

64. "'Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not." If that's what Candy wants,

65. and you're not." If that's what Candy wants, that's what she'll get.

66. Candy won't be able to resist me now. I'm hip.

67. now. I'm hip. I'm happening.

68. I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams.

69. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams. Hey, Candy.

70. I'm the guy of her dreams. Hey, Candy. What do you say?

71. Hey, Candy. What do you say? Huh?

72. What do you say? Huh?

73. Huh? Yeah, baby.

74. Yeah, baby. Take a good look.

75. Yeah, baby. Take a good look. Bluster, what is that thing

76. Take a good look. Bluster, what is that thing on your head?

77. Bluster, what is that thing on your head? It's the banana flip.

78. on your head? It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them.

79. It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them.

80. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now?

81. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now? I wouldn't go out with you,

82. So, will you go out with me now? I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair.

83. I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the

84. even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo,

85. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.

86. future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.

87. Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big

88. Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal.

89. Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal. What makes him so special?

90. deal. What makes him so special? The Crystal Coconut.

91. ain't good enough ♪ ♪ Anyone can see ♪ ♪ That the only ape for her

92. right in front of me ♪ ♪ To satisfy my greed ♪

93. Shh...

94. No! Yowza! Bad dream, bad dream!

95. Yowza! Bad dream, bad dream!

96. Bad dream, bad dream! Cranky, wake up!

97. Cranky, wake up! Cranky, wake up!

98. Cranky, wake up! Cranky, wake up! This better be good.

99. Cranky, wake up! This better be good. It's good, Cranky, really

100. This better be good. It's good, Cranky, really good.

101. It's good, Cranky, really good. Well, it seems kind of dumb

102. good. Well, it seems kind of dumb now.

103. Well, it seems kind of dumb now. You see, I had a really, really

104. now. You see, I had a really, really bad dream.

105. You see, I had a really, really bad dream. Someone stole the Crystal

106. bad dream. Someone stole the Crystal Coconut.

107. Someone stole the Crystal Coconut. Yeah, that's dumb all right,

108. Coconut. Yeah, that's dumb all right, because the coconut is under my

109. Yeah, that's dumb all right, because the coconut is under my 24 hour surveillance, right—

110. because the coconut is under my 24 hour surveillance, right— oh my...

111. 24 hour surveillance, right— oh my... It's gone.

112. oh my... It's gone. Wow, cosmic.

113. It's gone. Wow, cosmic. My dream was for real.

114. Wow, cosmic. My dream was for real. It's that pond gack, King K.

115. My dream was for real. It's that pond gack, King K. Rool and his lizards!

116. It's that pond gack, King K. Rool and his lizards! Hmm...

117. Rool and his lizards! Hmm... What is it?

118. Hmm... What is it? A little card.

119. What is it? A little card. Someone must have dropped it.

120. A little card. Someone must have dropped it. It's a clue.

121. Someone must have dropped it. It's a clue. No, it's just a little card.

122. It's a clue. No, it's just a little card. Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster

123. No, it's just a little card. Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster Kong, President.

124. Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster Kong, President. Bluster!

125. Kong, President. Bluster! That backstabbing baboon!

126. Bluster! That backstabbing baboon! He's too dense to know the

127. That backstabbing baboon! He's too dense to know the danger he's put us all in.

128. He's too dense to know the danger he's put us all in. We've got to get the coconut

129. danger he's put us all in. We've got to get the coconut back.

130. We've got to get the coconut back. Hey, Candy.

131. back. Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the

132. Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

133. From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster.

134. future ruler of Kongo Bongo. Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster. You don't believe me?

135. Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster. You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this.

136. You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this. Nice fake.

137. Well, feast your eyes on this. Nice fake. No!

138. Nice fake. No! The coconut!

139. No! The coconut! Ooh!

140. The coconut! Ooh! There it is!

141. Ooh! There it is! There it is, DK!

142. There it is! There it is, DK! I'll get it.

143. There it is, DK! I'll get it. Catch, DK.

144. I'll get it. Catch, DK. I got it, little buddy!

145. Catch, DK. I got it, little buddy! That's mine!

146. I got it, little buddy! That's mine! Candy, catch.

147. That's mine! Candy, catch. What?

148. Candy, catch. What? It's in that barrel.

149. What? It's in that barrel. Barrel 007.

150. It's in that barrel. Barrel 007. Oh no, not 007!

151. Barrel 007. Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for

152. Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for transport.

153. That barrel's scheduled for transport. DK: It's on the rocket!

154. transport. DK: It's on the rocket! Stop!

155. DK: It's on the rocket! Stop! Wait!

156. Stop! Wait! It's too late, DK!

157. Wait! It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow!

158. It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow!

159. Going, going, gone. Hey, DK. DK?

160. Hey, DK. DK?

161. DK?

162. Don't worry about me, little

163. Don't worry about me, little buddy.

164. Don't worry about me, little buddy. I'm—

165. buddy. I'm—

166. I'm— — fine.

167. — fine. Almost had it.

168. — fine. Almost had it. This is all Bluster's fault.

169. Almost had it. This is all Bluster's fault. That boneheaded baboon always

170. This is all Bluster's fault. That boneheaded baboon always messes things up and makes us

171. That boneheaded baboon always messes things up and makes us look bad.

172. messes things up and makes us look bad. Forget about him.

173. look bad. Forget about him. We got to get the Crystal

174. Forget about him. We got to get the Crystal Coconut back.

175. We got to get the Crystal Coconut back. How it's gone?

176. Coconut back. How it's gone? Bazoom!

177. How it's gone? Bazoom! Cranky always says, "what

178. Bazoom! Cranky always says, "what goes up"--

179. Cranky always says, "what goes up"-- "Has got to come down!"

180. Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.

181. Beg your pardon, Your Majesty. Back already?

182. Majesty. Back already? Where is the coconut?

183. Back already? Where is the coconut? Oh well, our troops haven't

184. Where is the coconut? Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it, but, um—

185. Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it, but, um— But what?

186. yet seized it, but, um— But what? I ordered you to get it, so get

187. But what? I ordered you to get it, so get it.

188. I ordered you to get it, so get it. I need it!

189. it. I need it! It is the perfect power source

190. I need it! It is the perfect power source for my new invention.

191. It is the perfect power source for my new invention. But, my spies tell me that

192. for my new invention. But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing.

193. But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing. Missing?

194. the Crystal Coconut is missing. Missing? Are you sure?

195. Missing? Are you sure? My spies are never wrong.

196. Are you sure? My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100

197. My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by

198. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel.

199. hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown.

200. a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown. What are you waiting for?

201. Destination and mission unknown. What are you waiting for? Find out where it's headed and

202. What are you waiting for? Find out where it's headed and get there first!

203. Find out where it's headed and get there first! The Crystal Coconut will power

204. get there first! The Crystal Coconut will power my new barrel satellite.

205. The Crystal Coconut will power my new barrel satellite. Once in orbit, it will be the

206. my new barrel satellite. Once in orbit, it will be the ultimate spying machine.

207. Once in orbit, it will be the ultimate spying machine. So, move it!

208. ultimate spying machine. So, move it! Well, aye-aye, sir.

209. So, move it! Well, aye-aye, sir. And don't blow it, Klump!

210. Well, aye-aye, sir. And don't blow it, Klump! So, what kind of a mission

211. And don't blow it, Klump! So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on?

212. So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on? A secret one.

213. was the barrel going on? A secret one. Come on, Bluster, tell us.

214. A secret one. Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger,

215. Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the

216. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the coconut.

217. because of you stealing the coconut. So, where is it?

218. coconut. So, where is it? Why should I tell you?

219. So, where is it? Why should I tell you? Because I'll pound you if you

220. Why should I tell you? Because I'll pound you if you don't?

221. Because I'll pound you if you don't? Oh sure, I help make you guys

222. don't? Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like

223. Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like a jerk.

224. look like heroes and I look like a jerk.

225. a jerk. Well, you already do.

226. Well, you already do. Break time.

227. Well, you already do. Break time. Forget it, DK.

228. Break time. Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves.

229. Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves. This is on your head,

230. Let's just go find it ourselves. This is on your head, Bluster.

231. This is on your head, Bluster. Oh, don't be like that.

232. Bluster. Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine.

233. Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint.

234. Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach.

235. I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach. DK: Great, lots of help.

236. Try the beach. DK: Great, lots of help. The breach stretches for miles.

237. DK: Great, lots of help. The breach stretches for miles. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup,

238. The breach stretches for miles. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.

239. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup. Kritters, halt.

240. hip, hup. Kritters, halt.

241. Kritters, halt. Klump!

242. Klump! What do you want with me?

243. Klump! What do you want with me? The Crystal Coconut.

244. What do you want with me? The Crystal Coconut. I-I-I don't have it.

245. The Crystal Coconut. I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it.

246. I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it.

247. I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it. Fibber.

248. Never even seen it. Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel

249. Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by

250. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours.

251. 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?

252. rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan? I'll never tell.

253. What was its trajectory plan? I'll never tell. Suit yourself.

254. I'll never tell. Suit yourself. Kritters!

255. Suit yourself. Kritters!

256. Kritters!

257. Then again, I could have a

258. Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log

259. Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log here.

260. little look at the dispatch log here. Hmm... now, what barrel was

261. here. Hmm... now, what barrel was that?

262. Hmm... now, what barrel was that? 007!

263. that? 007! Hand it over!

264. 007! Hand it over! Hmm... "barrel 007, special

265. Hand it over! Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flats.

266. Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flats. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach."

267. delivery to Funky's Flats. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to

268. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach.

269. All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march.

270. hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup,

271. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...

272. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup... We've combed the beach and no

273. hip, hup... We've combed the beach and no sign of barrel 007.

274. We've combed the beach and no sign of barrel 007. What do we do now, DK?

275. sign of barrel 007. What do we do now, DK? There's only one thing left

276. What do we do now, DK? There's only one thing left to do, drop in on Funky.

277. There's only one thing left to do, drop in on Funky. I'm hungry.

278. to do, drop in on Funky. I'm hungry. Yo wobbo Banana, yo!

279. I'm hungry. Yo wobbo Banana, yo! Hey, dudes.

280. Yo wobbo Banana, yo! Hey, dudes. 'Sup my friends?

281. Hey, dudes. 'Sup my friends? Hang on.

282. 'Sup my friends? Hang on. I'm coming down.

283. Hang on. I'm coming down.

284. I'm coming down. What you doing?

285. What you doing? Working on my new invention.

286. What you doing? Working on my new invention. Take a look.

287. Working on my new invention. Take a look. The Couch Potato Cruiser.

288. Take a look. The Couch Potato Cruiser. Cool.

289. The Couch Potato Cruiser. Cool. Got any bananas?

290. Cool. Got any bananas? I'm starving.

291. Got any bananas? I'm starving. How can you think of bananas

292. I'm starving. How can you think of bananas at a time like this, DK?

293. How can you think of bananas at a time like this, DK? We got problems, big, big

294. at a time like this, DK? We got problems, big, big problems, Funky.

295. We got problems, big, big problems, Funky. Sorry, bro.

296. problems, Funky. Sorry, bro. My banana barrel got delivered

297. Sorry, bro. My banana barrel got delivered today, but the barrel was bare.

298. My banana barrel got delivered today, but the barrel was bare. Bummer.

299. today, but the barrel was bare. Bummer. Hold on a second.

300. Bummer. Hold on a second. Your barrel?

301. Hold on a second. Your barrel? Did you barrel have a number?

302. Your barrel? Did you barrel have a number? No, man.

303. Did you barrel have a number? No, man. Just two Os and a seven.

304. No, man. Just two Os and a seven. 007?

305. Just two Os and a seven. 007? Where is it?

306. 007? Where is it? I wasn't going to get ripped

307. Where is it? I wasn't going to get ripped off, so I hauled it back.

308. I wasn't going to get ripped off, so I hauled it back. Oh no!

309. off, so I hauled it back. Oh no! Bluster's got it again.

310. Oh no! Bluster's got it again. No, dude.

311. Bluster's got it again. No, dude. Bluster doesn't have it.

312. No, dude. Bluster doesn't have it. What?

313. Bluster doesn't have it. What? You said you—

314. What? You said you— I was flying along,

315. You said you— I was flying along, everything was copasetic and I

316. I was flying along, everything was copasetic and I thought I'd try a little barrel

317. everything was copasetic and I thought I'd try a little barrel roll and out rolled the barrel.

318. thought I'd try a little barrel roll and out rolled the barrel. It fell out?

319. roll and out rolled the barrel. It fell out? Chill out.

320. It fell out? Chill out. I know exactly where.

321. Chill out. I know exactly where. It was over the White Mountains.

322. I know exactly where. It was over the White Mountains. Oh no!

323. It was over the White Mountains. Oh no! The White Mountains?

324. Oh no! The White Mountains? That's where Eddie the Mean Old

325. The White Mountains? That's where Eddie the Mean Old Yeti lives.

326. That's where Eddie the Mean Old Yeti lives.

327. Yeti lives. Kick back, dudes.

328. Whoa! Whoa!

329. Phew... DK: Ooh, great. Smooth, Funky.

330. DK: Ooh, great. Smooth, Funky. Very smooth.

331. Smooth, Funky. Very smooth. Yeah.

332. Very smooth. Yeah. Radical ride, huh?

333. Yeah. Radical ride, huh?

334. Oh, that's right, you bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the coconut.

335. bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to

336. Lead me straight to the coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to save the day.

337. Okay, this is the place. The barrel's over there somewhere.

338. The barrel's over there somewhere. Wait here, while we look for

339. somewhere. Wait here, while we look for it.

340. Wait here, while we look for it. No can do.

341. it. No can do. I've got to go and get my banana

342. No can do. I've got to go and get my banana supply.

343. What was that? Yipes.

344. What was that? Yipes. Eddie, the mean, old yeti!

345. Yipes. Eddie, the mean, old yeti! I forgot about him.

346. Eddie, the mean, old yeti! I forgot about him.

347. I forgot about him. Listen!

348. Listen! There, what's that?

349. Listen! There, what's that? It's coming from that cave up

350. There, what's that? It's coming from that cave up there.

351. It's coming from that cave up there.

352. there. Heavy stick, good grip.

353. Heavy stick, good grip. For Eddie, too small.

354. Heavy stick, good grip. For Eddie, too small. Hey, friend.

355. For Eddie, too small. Hey, friend. You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh,

356. Hey, friend. You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh, Mr.--

357. You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh, Mr.-- Eddie!

358. Mr.-- Eddie! Eddie, as in the Mean Old

359. Eddie! Eddie, as in the Mean Old Yeti?

360. Eddie, as in the Mean Old Yeti? Oh...

361. Yeti? Oh...

362. Oh... Uh, Mr. Meany— I mean,

363. Uh, Mr. Meany— I mean, Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our

364. Uh, Mr. Meany— I mean, Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our barrel.

365. Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our barrel. We'll just take it and be on our

366. barrel. We'll just take it and be on our way.

367. We'll just take it and be on our way. Okay?

368. way. Okay? No!

369. Okay? No! Eddie get bonked on head by

370. No! Eddie get bonked on head by raining barrel.

371. Eddie get bonked on head by raining barrel. It mine.

372. raining barrel. It mine. You can keep the barrel.

373. It mine. You can keep the barrel. We just need what's inside.

374. You can keep the barrel. We just need what's inside. It mine, all mine!

375. We just need what's inside. It mine, all mine! So, that's Eddie the Yeti?

376. It mine, all mine! So, that's Eddie the Yeti? Uh-huh and he's got the

377. So, that's Eddie the Yeti? Uh-huh and he's got the coconut.

378. Uh-huh and he's got the coconut. Over there!

379. coconut. Over there! Hey, Eddie!

380. Over there! Hey, Eddie! Come back!

381. Come back!

382. and we'll give you a match ♪ ♪ Matches give you fire

383. got to scratch it just right ♪ Ooh, toasty buns.

384. Ooh, toasty buns. Warm, bright, light.

385. Warm, bright, light. Eddie say thank you.

386. Warm, bright, light. Eddie say thank you. No problem.

387. Eddie say thank you. No problem.

388. No problem. Now, how about giving us the

389. Now, how about giving us the barrel, huh?

390. Now, how about giving us the barrel, huh? Catch!

391. barrel, huh? Catch! Ooh!

392. Catch! Ooh! Hey, Eddie, why do they call

393. Ooh! Hey, Eddie, why do they call you the Mean Old Yeti?

394. Hey, Eddie, why do they call you the Mean Old Yeti? I don't know.

395. you the Mean Old Yeti? I don't know. Yow!

396. I don't know. Yow!

397. Yow! That's why he's called the

398. That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti.

399. That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti. We're home free, little

400. Mean Old Yeti. We're home free, little buddy!

401. We're home free, little buddy! Almost!

402. buddy! Almost!

403. Almost! The coconut!

404. The coconut! Don't worry, chumps.

405. The coconut! Don't worry, chumps. The coconut's safe with me.

406. Don't worry, chumps. The coconut's safe with me.

407. Hello down there. Bluster? Get us out of here, would you?

408. Bluster? Get us out of here, would you? I don't think so.

409. Get us out of here, would you? I don't think so. I'm going to take the coconut

410. I don't think so. I'm going to take the coconut back.

411. I'm going to take the coconut back. I'll be the hero and I'm going

412. back. I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla

413. I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy.

414. to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy. Halt!

415. of my dreams, Candy. Halt! Hand over the coconut.

416. Halt! Hand over the coconut. Never.

417. Hand over the coconut. Never. Kritters, ready, aim—

418. Never. Kritters, ready, aim— All right, take it.

419. Kritters, ready, aim— All right, take it. Good.

420. All right, take it. Good. I won't have to say "fire."

421. Good. I won't have to say "fire."

422. I won't have to say "fire." What the— stop, you moronic,

423. What the— stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!

424. What the— stop, you moronic, robotic lizards! Stop!

425. robotic lizards! Stop! Stop?

426. Stop! Stop? Did he say "stop?"

427. Stop? Did he say "stop?" I thought he said "fire."

428. Did he say "stop?" I thought he said "fire." When I said "fire," I didn't

429. I thought he said "fire." When I said "fire," I didn't mean fire.

430. When I said "fire," I didn't mean fire.

431. mean fire. Oh, I give up.

432. Oh, I give up. What's the use?

433. Oh, I give up. What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his

434. What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and

435. Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home

436. Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.

437. I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile. What's going on up there?

438. reptile. What's going on up there? I don't know, but there's

439. What's going on up there? I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps.

440. I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not

441. Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not far behind.

442. That means King K. Rool's not far behind.

443. far behind. You know what I hate about

444. You know what I hate about hair?

445. You know what I hate about hair? You eat a head full and half

446. hair? You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry

447. You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry again.

448. an hour later, you're hungry again. My banana flip!

449. again. My banana flip!

450. My banana flip! The barrel?

451. The barrel? The barrel?

452. The barrel? The barrel? More barrel rain down on

453. The barrel? More barrel rain down on Eddie!

454. More barrel rain down on Eddie! Eddie, the barrel's crucial

455. Eddie! Eddie, the barrel's crucial to the future of all of Kongo

456. Eddie, the barrel's crucial to the future of all of Kongo Bongo.

457. to the future of all of Kongo Bongo. How can you take it?

458. Bongo. How can you take it? Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

459. How can you take it? Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

460. Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! This Eddie the Yeti guy's

461. This Eddie the Yeti guy's getting on my nerves.

462. This Eddie the Yeti guy's getting on my nerves. Oh, dear.

463. getting on my nerves. Oh, dear. What do I do now?

464. Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring

465. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut.

466. I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut. My career's almost over as it

467. back the coconut. My career's almost over as it is.

468. My career's almost over as it is. I know, I'll blame it on the

469. is. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters.

470. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters. How could you simple-minded

471. Kritters. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my

472. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my finest hour?

473. salamanders desert me in my finest hour?

474. finest hour? Oh, stop your whining.

475. Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat

476. Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that.

477. You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march.

478. and that's that. Forward march. Gripe, two, three, four.

479. Forward march. Gripe, two, three, four. Sulk, two, three, four.

480. Gripe, two, three, four. Sulk, two, three, four. Mope, two, three, four.

481. Sulk, two, three, four. Mope, two, three, four. Gripe, two, three, four.

482. Mope, two, three, four. Gripe, two, three, four. DK: Which way do we go?

483. Gripe, two, three, four. DK: Which way do we go? You go this way and I'll go

484. DK: Which way do we go? You go this way and I'll go that way.

485. You go this way and I'll go that way.

486. that way. What's that?

487. What's that? It's coming from over there.

488. What's that? It's coming from over there. DK: It's Eddie!

489. It's coming from over there. DK: It's Eddie! Run, train!

490. DK: It's Eddie! Run, train! Train?

491. Run, train! Train?

492. Train? I'm Eddie the—

493. I'm Eddie the— They're coming back with the

494. They're coming back with the coconut.

495. They're coming back with the coconut. There they go!

496. coconut. There they go! Well, Klump, my Supersonic

497. There they go! Well, Klump, my Supersonic Satellite is done.

498. Well, Klump, my Supersonic Satellite is done. All it's missing is the power

499. Satellite is done. All it's missing is the power source.

500. All it's missing is the power source. Where is the coconut?

501. source. Where is the coconut? Well, uh, sir, Your High and

502. Where is the coconut? Well, uh, sir, Your High and Mightiness what I'm trying to

503. Well, uh, sir, Your High and Mightiness what I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted

504. Mightiness what I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious

505. say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the

506. me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the

507. situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

508. enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! We got it!

509. Mean Old Yeti! We got it! We got it!

510. We got it! We got it! Oh, dear.

511. We got it! Oh, dear. This is going to look really,

512. Oh, dear. This is going to look really, really bad on my resume.

513. This is going to look really, really bad on my resume. Hip, hup, hip, hup,

514. really bad on my resume. Hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got?

515. Hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? The coconut.

516. what you got? The coconut. Ooh!

517. The coconut. Ooh! Klump, what's this?

518. Ooh! Klump, what's this? Well, as I was explaining,

519. Klump, what's this? Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside

520. Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.

521. the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel. At last, the power source,

522. the barrel. At last, the power source, the moment I've been waiting

523. At last, the power source, the moment I've been waiting for.

524. the moment I've been waiting for. Attach the barrel.

525. for. Attach the barrel. This satellite will, from this

526. Attach the barrel. This satellite will, from this day forth, serve as my eyes.

527. This satellite will, from this day forth, serve as my eyes. Those eyes will be cast on all

528. day forth, serve as my eyes. Those eyes will be cast on all of Kongo Bongo and I will reign

529. Those eyes will be cast on all of Kongo Bongo and I will reign supreme!

530. of Kongo Bongo and I will reign supreme! Hurray!

531. supreme! Hurray!

532. Hurray! Oh, no!

533. Oh, no! Oops!

534. Oh, no! Oops! DK: We're in K. Rool's

535. Oops! DK: We're in K. Rool's factory.

536. DK: We're in K. Rool's factory.

537. factory. Now, everyone to the desert.

538. Now, everyone to the desert. I'm going to launch the

539. I'm going to launch the satellite.

540. I'm going to launch the satellite. What do we do now?

541. satellite. What do we do now? If K. Rool launches the coconut

542. What do we do now? If K. Rool launches the coconut into orbit, it's the end of us.

543. If K. Rool launches the coconut into orbit, it's the end of us. No more bananas, no more

544. into orbit, it's the end of us. No more bananas, no more bananas and no more bananas.

545. No more bananas, no more bananas and no more bananas. Bananas, no more?

546. bananas and no more bananas. Bananas, no more? Here we go.

547. Bananas, no more? Here we go. This is my finest hour.

548. One minute to lift off! Clear the area!

549. One minute to lift off! Clear the area! Stop the countdown!

550. Clear the area! Stop the countdown! What are those knuckle

551. Stop the countdown! What are those knuckle dragging, numbskulls doing here?

552. What are those knuckle dragging, numbskulls doing here? Let the countdown continue and

553. dragging, numbskulls doing here? Let the countdown continue and someone get those hairy apes.

554. Let the countdown continue and someone get those hairy apes. I'll get the coconut.

555. someone get those hairy apes. I'll get the coconut. You take on the critters.

556. I'll get the coconut. You take on the critters. All right, little buddy.

557. You take on the critters. All right, little buddy. Banana slamma!

558. All right, little buddy. Banana slamma! The Crystal Coconut!

559. Banana slamma! The Crystal Coconut! I got it, DK!

560. The Crystal Coconut! I got it, DK! Let's split.

561. I got it, DK! Let's split. They're making off with the

562. Let's split. They're making off with the coconut!

563. They're making off with the coconut! Who cares?

564. coconut! Who cares? Let them go.

565. Who cares? Let them go. Crystal Coconut or not, my

566. Let them go. Crystal Coconut or not, my satellite is going up.

567. Crystal Coconut or not, my satellite is going up. Look at the counter.

568. satellite is going up. Look at the counter.

569. Look at the counter. Yipes.

570. Yipes. I had a backup power source.

571. Yipes. I had a backup power source. I knew I couldn't count on you.

572. I had a backup power source. I knew I couldn't count on you.

573. I knew I couldn't count on you. Liftoff.

574. Liftoff.

575. What?

576. What? My satellite!

577. What? My satellite! What happened?

578. My satellite! What happened? It's a very pretty effect.

579. What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my

580. It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my services after all.

581. I guess you'll be needing my services after all. Sabotage.

582. services after all. Sabotage. It was sabotaged!

583. Sabotage. It was sabotaged! You—

584. It was sabotaged! You—

585. You— — loathsome, double-crossing,

586. — loathsome, double-crossing, snivelling salamander!

587. — loathsome, double-crossing, snivelling salamander! You slimy...

588. Well, that's a relief. Back where it belongs. You know, Cranky, maybe you'd

589. Back where it belongs. You know, Cranky, maybe you'd better find a safer place for

590. You know, Cranky, maybe you'd better find a safer place for the coconut.

591. better find a safer place for the coconut. Nah!

592. the coconut. Nah! As long as I carry a big stick,

593. Nah! As long as I carry a big stick, no one will mess with me.

594. As long as I carry a big stick, no one will mess with me.

595. no one will mess with me. Unless it's someone with an

596. Unless it's someone with an even bigger stick.

597. Unless it's someone with an even bigger stick. Me Eddie!

598. even bigger stick. Me Eddie!