Donkey Kong Country 1x24

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Donkey Kong and Diddy have to baby-sit Baby Kong, but the carriage, with Baby Kong in it, rolls away and right into K. Rool's. K. Rool takes a liking to the baby and wants him to be his heir.

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1. Bluster, you think

2. you'd know the way back to your

3. own factory by now.

4. I guess I'm just a bit

5. distracted by my navigator.

6. Bluster, you know that I'm

7. Donkey Kong's girl.

8. You also know that one day,

9. Donkey Kong is going to...

10. Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong!

11. What's he got that I don't?

12. I've got a barrel factory, I've

13. got a, uh, barrel factory.

14. Bluster!

15. Whoa!

16. You missed a major slam dunk, Candy!

17. Just when King K. Rool was going

18. to put the grab on the Crystal

19. Coconut, DK grabbed him,

20. scrunched him up into a little

21. bowling ball, and used him to

22. knock Klump and Crusher right

23. out of the game!

24. Pow!

25. Of course, I helped too.

26. We came to ask you if you

27. wanted to come on a picnic.

28. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

29. A banana picnic!

30. Love to.

31. And your timing is perfect.

32. It's my lunch break.

33. See you, Bluster.

34. Ha!

35. That stupid Crystal Coconut

36. may have said that Donkey Kong

37. was going to be the king of

38. Kongo Bongo, but it never said

39. anything about Candy being the queen.

40. I wish I had a chance to ask

41. that coconut a thing or two.

42. Hey, wait a minute.

43. If the Crystal Coconut is as

44. wise as I think it is, it could

45. show me a way to get Candy to love me!

46. Your display of cowardice

47. today was earth-shaking.

48. Well, that's high praise

49. indeed, coming from you, King K.

50. Rool, sir.

51. This last defeat by Donkey

52. Kong was not only damaging, but

53. humiliating.

54. When was the last time either of

55. you were used as a bowling ball?

56. Well, um... Oh, don't bother to think.

57. I would prefer you use your

58. thick heads to figure out a way

59. to get me that Crystal Coconut!

60. Now!

61. Yes, sir!

62. Right away, sir.

63. And don't you dare come back until you do!

64. Hmm, what does that blow-hard

65. Bluster want from me?

66. Well?

67. I came here to talk, Cranky.

68. Isn't that what friends are for?

69. Yes, you're right.

70. That is what friends are for,

71. but that still doesn't explain

72. why you're here.

73. Please, you know how I feel

74. about Candy, right?

75. More importantly, I know how

76. she feels about you.

77. That doesn't change my

78. concern for Candy's well-being.

79. Huh?

80. She went on a picnic with

81. Donkey Kong, to Orchid Valley!

82. Did you say "Orchid Valley"?

83. It's a bad place, isn't it?

84. You bet your barrels it's bad.

85. Those orchids are deadly

86. poisonous this time of year.

87. Really?

88. Someone's got to warn them.

89. I'm terribly allergic to orchids.

90. So you suppose you think I

91. should go after them, huh?

92. And just leave you here all

93. alone with the coconut?

94. I sneeze till it hurts!

95. Oh, fine.

96. I'm only doing this 'cause I got

97. no choice.

98. Bluster, don't let anyone near

99. the Crystal Coconut.

100. Oh, you can count on me, Cranky.

101. I won't let anyone near it.

102. Of course, I'm not just anyone.

103. Now, how do I get you to tell me

104. how to get Candy to love me?

105. I think it's trying to tell me something.

106. A beaker, a heart and a number 9.

107. Hmm.

108. A love potion?

109. And this must be the formula.

110. Root, berry, flower, bee.

111. Interesting, very interesting.

112. Wait till King K. Rool hears about this.

113. About what?

114. The Crystal Coconut is

115. telling that wimp Bluster how to

116. make a love potion.

117. How can you see all that?

118. It's all in the touch.

119. I can't see a thing.

120. Sometimes I think if you had

121. a brain, you'd be dangerous.

122. Let me try yours.

123. Whoa!

124. Mm, this picnic idea

125. of yours was perfect, Donkey Kong.

126. Gee, thanks, Candy.

127. Do I know what my girl likes or what?

128. If I have to save that ape's

129. bacon one more time...

130. That sounded like Cranky.

131. "Cranky, figure this out."

132. "Cranky, what does this mean?"

133. Hey, Cranky!

134. Huh?

135. What?

136. What the...?

137. What in blazing bananas are you doing here?

138. Having a picnic.

139. You're supposed to be in the

140. Orchid Valley.

141. Why would we go there, Cranky?

142. Everyone knows that it's really

143. poisonous at this time of year.

144. Well, I know that, but... Bluster!

145. Bluster?

146. That slick-haired chimp lied!

147. He must be up to something.

148. We'd better get back to the tree house.

149. I'll check the factory.

150. And we'll meet in the middle.

151. Two banana roots, three bees.

152. Ah!

153. You gave me such a shock.

154. What he's trying to say is,

155. uh, "Forget that, you overgrown primate."

156. Uh, "What's going on?"

157. What's going on, indeed.

158. "You tell me.

159. Donkey Kong and Candy were never

160. headed to Orchid Valley and you know it!"

161. I could've sworn that's where

162. they said they were going.

163. The coconut!

164. Well, it's still here, Cranky.

165. True.

166. But I don't trust that snaky simian.

167. Finally, a love potion, and it's mine!

168. All mine, mine, mine.

169. A love potion: perfect.

170. Exactly what I need.

171. I didn't know you had a

172. sweetie pie, K. Rool, sir.

173. I do.

174. The Crustal Coconut.

175. Mm, coconut pie.

176. Yum.

177. I like coconut.

178. There, now all I have to do

179. is use this sprayer full of love

180. potion on Candy and begin my new life.

181. Ooh, Blusty!

182. Can I come in?

183. Candy?

184. Just a minute.

185. I've got a big surprise for you.

186. Ah!

187. You gave me such a shock.

188. Not much compared to what

189. you're about to get!

190. Crusher!

191. Ah!

192. Now, let's see.

193. How shall I determine if his

194. love potion really works?

195. Well, Klump, how are you?

196. Filled with joy and rapture

197. at the very sight of your

198. loveliness, my liege.

199. Ten out of ten.

200. I pledge my endless love and

201. devotion to you, sir.

202. At ease, general!

203. Oh, call me Klumpy.

204. For I love you, King K. Rool, sir.

205. In the way that only a gator

206. could love a croc.

207. Crusher!

208. There you go, nice and cozy.

209. Help!

210. Deal with this, Crusher.

211. Love hurts.

212. With the help of this potion,

213. Crusher, the Crystal Coconut

214. will soon be mine.

215. Hurry!

216. Hide!

217. But my hide is not furry.

218. Not that "hide", you knucklehead.

219. This hide!

220. Why, hello there, my big

221. strong croco-delicious kingy-wingy.

222. What are you doing out here in the dark?

223. I was about to ask, your place or mine?

224. Mine, of course.

225. Have you ever tasted fresh,

226. royal Kongolian caviar, washed

227. down with a nice red bongo pucciano?

228. Sounds yummy, kingy!

229. K. Tonight, you shall be a royal.

230. I'm sure that Bluster was up

231. to some monkey business with the

232. crystal, but what?

233. Why don't you just ask it?

234. Good idea, Donkey Kong.

235. Did that blowhard Bluster ask

236. you for something?

237. Heart, flowers, bees... A love potion!

238. A love potion!

239. What would Bluster want with

240. a... Love potion!

241. Bluster!

242. Aside from loving you, I

243. adore what you've done with your lair.

244. A girl could get used to this.

245. All I remember is King K.

246. Rool spraying me with that love potion.

247. Next thing I know, I wake up

248. with a sore head.

249. You, uh, fell down.

250. Boy, that must've been one

251. heck of a flight of stairs.

252. Well, general, it appears

253. that the potion has worn off.

254. It obviously has a time limit to it.

255. Candy, my pet.

256. Yes?

257. Would you like to do your

258. kingy-wingy a little favour-waver?

259. Anything for you, lover boy.

260. Excellent.

261. How long do you think it would

262. take you to get over to Cranky's

263. and get me that silly old Crystal Coconut?

264. Be back before your heart aches for me.

265. Could you be a little more specific?

266. 22 minutes?

267. Let's see, I sprayed Klump...

268. Carry the two.

269. Minus the hour, that...

270. The timing should work perfectly!

271. Please, run along and get me

272. that kooky-wooky coconut, all right?

273. Back in a couple of shakes, King K. Cutie.

274. Oh, my but there's a lot of

275. love in the room.

276. Bluster, where are you?

277. In here.

278. You try and steal my

279. girlfriend, and you're going to

280. answer to me.

281. Now, what makes you think I

282. would do a thing like that?

283. Spill, Bluster, what have you

284. done with my Candy?

285. Nothing.

286. But I did overhear King K. Rool

287. mention her name.

288. King K. Rool?

289. Hey, wait for me!

290. But what about me?

291. Let me out!

292. Ow!

293. You go get Cranky and tell

294. him what's going on.

295. And what about you?

296. I'm going to King K. Rool's

297. to rescue Candy.

298. "I" m going to King K. Rool's

299. to rescue Candy."

300. I will save Candy.

301. And with the help of my love

302. potion, I will finally get the girl.

303. Hey, there, Candy.

304. What are you doing here?

305. Oh, just dropping in to say hello.

306. You okay?

307. Of course I'm okay.

308. Why?

309. Well, we found out about

310. Bluster's love potion.

311. Now, where did I put my tennis racket?

312. You think I love Bluster?

313. Now, that's funny.

314. I did think it was kind of funny myself.

315. I don't love Bluster, I love King K. Rool!

316. What are you doing?

317. Get me out of here!

318. Hi, Candy, where are you going with the...

319. Hi, bye.

320. Coconut?

321. Get me out of here!

322. Do you realise how long I've

323. been waiting for this moment?

324. About as long as I have, K.

325. Rool.

326. Donkey Kong?

327. Banana slamma!

328. I'm crazy for you, you big, fat king, you.

329. Your wish is my command.

330. Oh, I'm overwrought.

331. I finally have the Crystal

332. Coconut and there's a cherry on top!

333. Donkey Kong is at my feet!

334. Oh, someone take a picture.

335. I've dreamt about this moment

336. for such a long time.

337. The trouble with that love

338. potion is it doesn't last indefinitely.

339. It wears off?

340. Yeah, and that's not the least of it.

341. Turns out a second does makes you...

342. Two-timing creep of a croc.

343. You mean it, Cranky?

344. The second dose causes a

345. complete turnaround?

346. Yep, sort of scrambles the emotions.

347. Every dose is different.

348. Love becomes hate and hate becomes love.

349. Whoa!

350. Reason being, there was only

351. a thin line between love and hate.

352. Busting banana barrels.

353. You creeps!

354. You're all the same!

355. Any last words before I...

356. Before I give you the biggest

357. kiss of your life?

358. You're nothing but a

359. low-down, good for nothing tyrant.

360. A bully with a huge butt and stinky breath!

361. Oh, no!

362. A-ha!

363. No one steals my girlfriend!

364. Take this, all of you.

365. I'll take that.

366. Oh, you hunka-hunka burning king.

367. You hunka-hunka burning... My hero.

368. Do something!

369. I thought we'd start with a

370. nice dinner, some Chianti.

371. Then... Then I'll wring your scaly neck.

372. Give me that!

373. Have I told you that you have

374. the cutest bloodshot eyes?

375. Oh, shut up and get Donkey Kong.

376. Anything for you, sugar.

377. Bite that swamp rat!

378. I could stare at you all day.

379. Hurry up, will you?

380. Uh-oh.

381. Help!

382. Crusher!

383. Phew!

384. You are the wind beneath my wings.

385. We love you to bits, sir.

386. Help!

387. Well, that's the last of that potion.

388. I'm not so sure of that.

389. Look.

390. I'll get Candy yet, Donkey Kong.

391. Maybe sooner than you think.

392. Hey, Candy!

393. Huh?

394. Special delivery for Bluster.

395. Ouch!

396. Oh, no.

397. Well, hello, there.

398. Kongo Bongo can rest a little

399. easier tonight, knowing that the

400. Crystal Coconut is back where it should be.

401. You can say that again.

402. I'm just glad we've seen the

403. last of that love potion.

404. That stuff was powerful.

405. It sure was.

406. Anything that is powerful enough

407. to get someone to love King K.

408. Rool should be locked up forever.

409. Don't worry, Donkey Kong, you

410. know I'll always be your girl.

411. Now, don't start getting all

412. sappy in there.

413. I think there's enough love

414. around here as it is.

415. Huh?

416. Come out here.

417. Ooh, you look marvellous, you

418. simian specimen.

419. What's your sign?

420. Hey, beautiful, what are you

421. doing the rest of your life?

422. I hear wedding bells.