Donkey Kong Country 1x21

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After hearing of ""interplanetary visitor dudes"" from Funky, Donkey Kong and Diddy think aliens really have come when they see a strange craft flying around the island.

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1. What's it look like?

2. Can you see the craters?

3. Huh, huh, can you?

4. DK: Lemme see, lemme see!

5. Will you two

6. numbskulls give me some elbow room?

7. Hey, do you see any little

8. green monkey men?

9. Do ya?

10. Huh, huh, do ya?

11. And bananas?

12. Do they have bananas?

13. Just like in that movie: Maniac

14. I know a couple of maniac

15. monkeys, but they ain't on the moon.

16. It's about these monkeys who

17. go to the moon to look for signs of life.

18. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and

19. they come across this time

20. capsule that was sent there from

21. their own planet.

22. And when they open it up, guess

23. what they find?

24. I don't know, but I've got a

25. painful feeling you're gonna tell me.

26. They find all these really

27. complicated drawings of machinery.

28. But it's not machinery!

29. It's pictures of them,

30. because they're not really

31. monkeys, they're robots.

32. It freaks them out so much

33. they go berserk and turn into...

34. Maniac monkeys on the moon!

35. I'll ship you two off to the

36. moon if you don't shut your

37. banana holes and give me some space!

38. Ah.

39. The moon is such a beautiful sight.

40. I wonder what Kongo Bongo

41. looks like from the moon.

42. Hmm, a big soccer ball with

43. little things running around on it.

44. Wouldn't it be cool if we

45. could take a picture of

46. ourselves and send it to the moon?

47. What a great idea.

48. Yeah.

49. What?

50. A Kongo Bongo time capsule.

51. A historic collection of

52. Kongo Bongo artefacts that can

53. enlighten future generations.

54. Wow, that is a great idea.

55. Good thing I thought of it.

56. We've told Funky and Dixie.

57. The only one left is...

58. Wait, I bet you've got

59. something to tell me.

60. Hey, Candy.

61. Going already?

62. Uh-huh, Bluster gave me the

63. afternoon off, so I can go find

64. a donation for the time capsule.

65. How do you know?

66. Because Cranky put me in charge.

67. What?

68. That's right, I'm the boss.

69. Cranky says so.

70. It finally happened, DK, Cranky snapped.

71. On the contrary, it's the

72. smartest thing Cranky has ever done.

73. After all, I run a big business, don't I?

74. And I volunteered my facilities

75. and transportation for free.

76. For free?

77. That's right.

78. It's my contribution to the

79. Kongo Bongo time capsule.

80. I can't wait to see what you're

81. contributing.

82. I need a good laugh.

83. Yeah, well, the laugh will be

84. on you when you see my contribution.

85. It's big and important and it's...

86. it "s... Yes, yes, I" m sure.

87. In any case, don't dawdle.

88. I'm the boss and I say

89. lift-off's at sundown.

90. No exceptions.

91. Come on, Diddy, let's go find

92. something big and important.

93. Hmm.

94. The nerve!

95. It's an outrage.

96. How can those Neanderthal apes

97. embark on such a monumental,

98. historical event and not invite me?

99. Please, your highness,

100. please, give me my dentures back.

101. I can't eat nothin' but mashed insects.

102. I'm withering away.

103. Don't bother me now!

104. The moon can't wait.

105. They can't exclude me.

106. In all of Kongo Bongo Island,

107. I'm the sole perpetrator of

108. malice and evil.

109. I'm the... Out cold.

110. Wake up, King K. Rool.

111. Wake!

112. Where am I?

113. Why does my face hurt?

114. The moon, sir.

115. You were rantin" and ravin'

116. about those monkeys sending that

117. time capsule rocket to the moon.

118. Well, I won't stand for it.

119. I know just what to do.

120. Blow their rocket ship from

121. here to Kalamazoo?

122. No, you half-wits!

123. I don't want to destroy history.

124. I want to be part of it!

125. Search the vault!

126. Find me one of my diabolical

127. devices that demonstrates the

128. epitome of my evil genius.

129. I'm going to make my own

130. contribution to their time capsule.

131. What streamlining.

132. What aerodynamic lines.

133. You can tell at a glance it's a

134. Bluster design.

135. So...

136. Just what are future generations

137. going to do with those?

138. Work out.

139. This is a historic event not a garage sale.

140. You're supposed to pick

141. something worthy of Kongo Bongo's culture.

142. Ha-ha-ha, I really had you

143. goin" there, didn't I, Bluster?

144. You thought I was serious.

145. Who'd donate a pair of dumb ol'

146. waste of something so historic?

147. Not me, no, not when I've got

148. something really important to offer.

149. My tie.

150. I'm hardly surprised.

151. You have nothing to offer future

152. generations.

153. I do so.

154. I have something so great, so

155. historic, it'll make your eyes fall out.

156. I just have to find out what it is.

157. DK: Well, I don't know.

158. Well, this is...

159. I don't... huh?

160. Hey, cool cat, like, dig my new skins.

161. Ba-ba-boon!

162. Wow, that's great, little buddy.

163. Did you make it yourself?

164. Yep, it's my contribution to

165. the Kongo Bongo time capsule.

166. When future generations learn

167. about our musical culture,

168. they'll know that we apes could

169. hip hop the hippy, hippy hop,

170. bebop and you don't stop.

171. Like you know what I'm sayin', Daddy-o.

172. Nope, no idea.

173. But whatever it is, I wish I

174. could think of something that great.

175. It's easy.

176. Kongo Bongo.

177. Whatcha love most about Kongo Bongo, baby?

178. The banana trees swaying in

179. the tropical breeze?

180. As an ageing simian snores, oh,

181. man, Cranky knows all the island lore.

182. Bananas, ba-na-nas.

183. Oh, those mellow yellows.

184. Sun, hot, burnin" rays, waves,

185. lazy days, funky, surfin",

186. hangin" 10, 11 different ways.

187. So what do you love most?

188. What do I love most?

189. Yeah, the most, like banana

190. roast on toast by the Kongo Bongo coast.

191. Lunch with Candy on a sandy beach.

192. Swingin" tree to tree, vine to

193. vine passin" time.

194. So what do you love the most?

195. What do I love the most?

196. Uh-huh.

197. That's it!

198. Of course!

199. Oh, look, it's Donkey Kong,

200. this year's poster boy for lame ideas.

201. What have you got now, a thimble?

202. A brick?

203. Nope, this time I've got

204. something really special.

205. In fact, it's what I love most

206. about Kongo Bongo.

207. A big, plump, juicy banana.

208. A measly banana?

209. Come on, even you can't have

210. ideas that stupid.

211. Yes, I can.

212. In fact, I have a whole bunch of them.

213. Of all the stupid ideas.

214. They'll rot and turn to mush

215. just like your brain has.

216. Hi, guys.

217. Hello, Dixie, Candy.

218. Hiya, girls.

219. We brought our contributions

220. to the time capsule.

221. What's that, Donkey Kong?

222. Bananas.

223. Have you ever witnessed such

224. a bonehead idea?

225. Send a big, rotting, oozy pile

226. of banana mush to the moon.

227. For your information,

228. Bluster, I think DK's sending

229. something that means so much to

230. him personally is a lovely idea.

231. You do?

232. Yeah.

233. Yes, well, I should've known.

234. You two always run to Dodo Kong's defence.

235. Perhaps we should take a look

236. and see what's so great about

237. what you brought?

238. So you can make fun of us, too?

239. I don't remember Cranky naming

240. you inspector of donations.

241. Touch those parcels and

242. you'll have to open your shirt to eat.

243. Give him your bananas, Donkey Kong.

244. Come on, Dixie.

245. Not a one.

246. I refuse to stink up my rocket with them.

247. What I say goes and I say those

248. bananas don't go.

249. I've about had all I can take.

250. This whole thing was my idea!

251. My board's going to the moon.

252. Wow, Funky.

253. You're donating your

254. prize-winning surfboard to the

255. time capsule?

256. You know it, Diddy, dude.

257. My only regret is that I'm not

258. riding it to the lunar land myself.

259. That's pretty special, Funky.

260. Not as cosmic as your bananas, Donkey dude.

261. It's those golden plantains that

262. give you the cosmic energy to

263. keep those gators hoppin" and

264. Kong Bongo Island free.

265. Funky's right, DK.

266. Without your Banana slamma

267. energy to protect The Crystal

268. Coconut, we'd all be taking

269. turns as King K. Rool's doormat.

270. Well, if my bananas are as

271. important as all that, Cranky

272. should've chosen me to run this.

273. Not Bluster.

274. Now where is it?

275. I know it's in here somewhere.

276. No one's home.

277. Okay.

278. Then no one's the one I want to see.

279. Cranky, I've got to talk to you.

280. Well, you've picked the right moment.

281. Listen, I'm... No, you listen to me this

282. time.

283. The time capsule was my idea, so

284. why does Bluster get to run the show?

285. Do you have a rocket ship or

286. barrels to send to the moon?

287. No.

288. Ah-ha!

289. Come on, help me hook this up.

290. A film projector?

291. Yeah, yeah, but

292. that's not what this is about.

293. There, switch it on.

294. Ooh, ooh, just like TV.

295. Yeah, but I can still feel the bumps.

296. I'm gonna put this

297. movie in the capsule.

298. K. Rool is gonna make a donation

299. without even knowing it!

300. Oh, good one, Cranky.

301. Future generations will come to

302. know him as King Clown.

303. Keep an eye on The Crystal

304. Coconut, Donkey Kong.

305. I've got to get this film to Bluster.

306. There's got to be something

307. you could offer.

308. Something really special.

309. Yeah, but what?

310. Something

311. distinctive, something really significant.

312. Yeah, something only the

313. future ruler of Kongo Bongo could give.

314. Huh?

315. That's it.

316. I've got it.

317. Diddy!

318. Uh, what?

319. Why don't you go give your

320. drums to Bluster?

321. There isn't much time left till blast off.

322. Okay, sure thing.

323. See you later.

324. I'm sick, I'm depressed.

325. I feel awful.

326. I can't do anything with no fangs.

327. Where did K. Rool hide my dentures?

328. Stand down, soldier.

329. We're on official business.

330. Yes, sir, King K.

331. Rool, sir.

332. Oh, it was great.

333. It was like we were on television.

334. Oh, you're very photogenic, sir.

335. Especially in the scene where

336. you stretch out like a bungee

337. cord after getting ejected from

338. the foot bridge.

339. Not the foot bridge fiasco.

340. Oh, yes, sir.

341. All your venomous inventions and

342. other feats of war are being

343. expedited to the moon.

344. Ooh, ooh, every one of your failed plans.

345. Your bungee barrel.

346. Candy clone.

347. K. Shut up!

348. Don't you morons even realize?

349. I'll be King Fool to future

350. generations thanks to Cranky and that film.

351. It's an outrage, a catastrophe.

352. Blow that spaceship up!

353. Ah, it won't be long now

354. before the name of Bluster goes

355. down in history.

356. And the name of Donkey Kong.

357. When you didn't come by with

358. Cranky and Diddy, I thought

359. you'd given up.

360. No way.

361. And this is a donation you can't refuse.

362. Is that so?

363. Why?

364. Because I'm not gonna show it to you.

365. I'll put it in myself.

366. What are you doing here?

367. Why, we've come to blow up your spaceship.

368. Thanks for askin".

369. You can't do that.

370. You don't have the right.

371. But we got the bombs.

372. Mommy.

373. Okay, Krusha, on the count of three.

374. One... And two... And?

375. Run for our lives!

376. Oh, oh.

377. Hey, DK, we're back!

378. Are you gonna tell us what your

379. great idea is?

380. That numbskull.

381. He's supposed to be watching the...

382. The Crystal Coconut!

383. It's gone!

384. Who could've taken it?

385. Oh, no.

386. DK!

387. DK?

388. Yes, he said he found

389. something perfect to put in the

390. time capsule.

391. Oh!

392. He must've been talking about

393. The Crystal Coconut.

394. Of all the dim-witted,

395. scatterbrained, crazy things DK

396. has ever done, this is the limit!

397. K. Rool, K. Rool, I brought you a present.

398. Donkey Kong!

399. What are you doing...

400. I'm warnin' you.

401. I better not catch you messin"

402. with the time capsule.

403. "Cause it was my idea and it's

404. going to the moon.

405. It's so good to have them back.

406. To the launch site.

407. Should we go after them?

408. Not me.

409. I'm stayin' here where it's safe.

410. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

411. Oh.

412. Oh.

413. Six... five... Hold everything!

414. Meet Junior... The Giant Klaptrap?

415. Stop K. Rool!

416. The Crystal Coconut is in that rocket.

417. What?

418. Don't eat, Junior!

419. Don't eat!

420. Quick, barrels, more barrels.

421. Wood is his favourite dish.

422. My barrels!

423. Who's going to pay for them?

424. Good boy!

425. DK, no!

426. Why on Earth did you put

427. The Crystal Coconut on the rocket ship?

428. Oh, how will I ever become

429. dictator now without it?

430. I didn't put it there, you twit.

431. Then who did?

432. I should have guessed.

433. You Neanderthal numbskull!

434. DK!

435. What were you thinking?

436. Have you lost your mind?

437. Why did you put it in the rocket ship?

438. I thought it was a good idea.

439. Putting The Crystal Coconut

440. on a rocket ship and blasting it

441. to the moon is a good idea?

442. Are you crazy, Cranky?

443. That's a bad idea.

444. You didn't put it on there, did you?

445. No, DK, you did!

446. No, I didn't.

447. I hid it somewhere for

448. safekeeping while I went off to

449. write my song.

450. Your song?

451. You mean it wasn't aboard the rocket ship?

452. No, why would I send

453. The Crystal Coconut to the moon?

454. It wasn't in there?

455. You idiot!

456. You moron!

457. Thanks to you my greatest

458. failures are up there for all time.

459. For starters, those dentures are

460. confiscated.

461. So you wrote a song?

462. Inspired by The Crystal

463. Coconut and now sitting on the

464. moon for future generations.

465. Huh?

466. Must be some song, DK.

467. It is, Diddy.

468. Arrriba!

469. Hey, big guy, that was great.

470. Oh, DK.

471. I got to hand it to you, you kook.

472. Way to go, DK.

473. Very cool, dude.

474. My rocket ship, it dropped

475. off the capsule and it's coming back.

476. It looks like it's headed for...

477. K. Rool's.

478. Well, I thought it was safe here.