Donkey Kong Country 1x20

1. Here goes.

2. Now remember, just leave everything to me. Okay.

3. everything to me. Okay. Well, Klump, where is it?

4. Okay. Well, Klump, where is it?

5. Well, Klump, where is it? Well, eh, sir.

6. Well, eh, sir. Yes?

7. Well, eh, sir. Yes? Krusha has something to tell

8. Yes? Krusha has something to tell you!

9. Krusha has something to tell you! Crystal Coconut, no go.

10. you! Crystal Coconut, no go. You know what I have here,

11. Crystal Coconut, no go. You know what I have here, Klump?

12. You know what I have here, Klump? Why, no, sir.

13. Klump? Why, no, sir. As you well know, I'm penning

14. Why, no, sir. As you well know, I'm penning my memoirs, so that they may be

15. As you well know, I'm penning my memoirs, so that they may be archived alongside history's

16. my memoirs, so that they may be archived alongside history's finest villains.

17. archived alongside history's finest villains. Oh, yes, sir!

18. finest villains. Oh, yes, sir! A fine endeavor, sir, a fine

19. Oh, yes, sir! A fine endeavor, sir, a fine endeavor.

20. A fine endeavor, sir, a fine endeavor. I am presently on chapter

21. endeavor. I am presently on chapter 399, with just one more

22. I am presently on chapter 399, with just one more chapter to write, and do you

23. 399, with just one more chapter to write, and do you know what that chapter is about?

24. chapter to write, and do you know what that chapter is about? I couldn't say for sure, sir.

25. know what that chapter is about? I couldn't say for sure, sir. It's about how I successfully

26. I couldn't say for sure, sir. It's about how I successfully stole the Crystal Coconut away

27. It's about how I successfully stole the Crystal Coconut away from those Neanderthal apes!

28. stole the Crystal Coconut away from those Neanderthal apes! But I can't write that unless I

29. from those Neanderthal apes! But I can't write that unless I have the Crystal Coconut, can I?

30. But I can't write that unless I have the Crystal Coconut, can I? No, sir— I mean, yes, sir.

31. have the Crystal Coconut, can I? No, sir— I mean, yes, sir. Yes, sir!

32. No, sir— I mean, yes, sir. Yes, sir! I mean, well, don't worry.

33. Yes, sir! I mean, well, don't worry. I'm already working on Plan B.

34. I mean, well, don't worry. I'm already working on Plan B. Uh, it involves a—

35. I'm already working on Plan B. Uh, it involves a— Just do it!

36. Nana slamma! Hi, Dix.

37. Nana slamma! Hi, Dix. Hiya, Candy.

38. Hi, Dix. Hiya, Candy. Hi, guys.

39. Hiya, Candy. Hi, guys. Hey, it's little Baby Kong.

40. Hi, guys. Hey, it's little Baby Kong.

41. Hey, it's little Baby Kong. Nana slamma!

42. Nana slamma! Nana slamma!

43. Nana slamma! Nana slamma! Heh!

44. Nana slamma! Heh! You girls want to go fishing

45. Heh! You girls want to go fishing with us?

46. You girls want to go fishing with us? We can't.

47. with us? We can't. We're babysitting Baby Kong for

48. We can't. We're babysitting Baby Kong for the rest of the day.

49. We're babysitting Baby Kong for the rest of the day. Yeah, we don't have time for

50. the rest of the day. Yeah, we don't have time for fun.

51. Yeah, we don't have time for fun. Babysitting sounds like fun

52. fun. Babysitting sounds like fun to me.

53. Babysitting sounds like fun to me.

54. to me. Yeah, right.

55. Yeah, right. What?

56. Yeah, right. What? Taking care of a baby is hard

57. What? Taking care of a baby is hard work.

58. Taking care of a baby is hard work. Heavy duty responsibility.

59. work. Heavy duty responsibility. Come on.

60. Heavy duty responsibility. Come on. How hard can it be?

61. Come on. How hard can it be? Yeah, he's just a

62. How hard can it be? Yeah, he's just a baby.

63. Yeah, he's just a baby. If you think it's so easy,

64. baby. If you think it's so easy, then why don't you two try it?

65. If you think it's so easy, then why don't you two try it? Yeah, we'll go fishing, and

66. then why don't you two try it? Yeah, we'll go fishing, and you guys babysit.

67. Yeah, we'll go fishing, and you guys babysit. It's a deal.

68. you guys babysit. It's a deal. Great.

69. It's a deal. Great. See you later.

70. Great. See you later. Good luck.

71. See you later. Good luck. You'll need it.

72. Good luck. You'll need it.

73. You'll need it. What did you go and do that

74. What did you go and do that for?

75. What did you go and do that for? I wanted to go fishing.

76. for? I wanted to go fishing. Relax.

77. I wanted to go fishing. Relax. I bet you this will be even more

78. Relax. I bet you this will be even more fun than fishing.

79. I bet you this will be even more fun than fishing.

80. fun than fishing.

81. So tell me; when is the fun

82. So tell me; when is the fun going to start?

83. So tell me; when is the fun going to start?

84. going to start? Waa!

85. Waa! There, there, Baby Kong.

86. Waa! There, there, Baby Kong. Calm down.

87. There, there, Baby Kong. Calm down. No!

88. Calm down. No! I've got him.

89. No! I've got him. I've got him!

90. I've got him. I've got him! Watch out for that—

91. I've got him! Watch out for that—

92. Watch out for that— mirror.

93. mirror. Can't you do something to

94. Can't you do something to make him stop crying!

95. Can't you do something to make him stop crying!

96. make him stop crying! Quiet!

97. Quiet! Way to go, DK.

98. Way to go, DK. Nothing to it.

99. Way to go, DK. Nothing to it. All it takes is a firm voice,

100. Nothing to it. All it takes is a firm voice, a little bit of discipline, and

101. All it takes is a firm voice, a little bit of discipline, and everything is—

102. a little bit of discipline, and everything is— Huh?

103. everything is— Huh? Where did he go?

104. Huh? Where did he go? Whoa, no, you didn't.

105. Where did he go? Whoa, no, you didn't. He's run away!

106. Whoa, no, you didn't. He's run away! Baby Kong, come back!

107. Look out, Baby Kong! Hey! Hey!

108. Hey! Hey! Hey!

109. Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

110. Oh, wow, wow, wow, whoa!

111. No, you tell him. But you were going to. Well, never mind what I said.

112. But you were going to. Well, never mind what I said. That was then and this is now,

113. Well, never mind what I said. That was then and this is now, and now I'm ordering you to tell

114. That was then and this is now, and now I'm ordering you to tell him.

115. and now I'm ordering you to tell him.

116. him. Oh, mother of mercy, in a mine

117. Oh, mother of mercy, in a mine car going 90!

118. Oh, mother of mercy, in a mine car going 90! We're going to be fried fixing

119. car going 90! We're going to be fried fixing tonight.

120. We're going to be fried fixing tonight. Well, where is the Coconut?

121. tonight. Well, where is the Coconut? Well, sir, Krusha broke

122. Well, where is the Coconut? Well, sir, Krusha broke down—

123. Well, sir, Krusha broke down— Did not.

124. down— Did not. He got us lost.

125. Did not. He got us lost. If you two home-spun idiots

126. He got us lost. If you two home-spun idiots don't find a way to get the

127. If you two home-spun idiots don't find a way to get the Crystal Coconut, by the time I

128. don't find a way to get the Crystal Coconut, by the time I get to the last chapter of my

129. Crystal Coconut, by the time I get to the last chapter of my memoirs—

130. get to the last chapter of my memoirs—

131. memoirs—

132. Oh!

133. Oh! Nana slamma!

134. Oh! Nana slamma! Well, well, well, what sweet

135. Nana slamma! Well, well, well, what sweet fortune be this?

136. I messed up, little buddy. Ah, don't worry, DK. It's okay.

137. Ah, don't worry, DK. It's okay. We'll find Baby Kong.

138. It's okay. We'll find Baby Kong. Why, because in the

139. We'll find Baby Kong. Why, because in the gorilla's darkest hour, he

140. Why, because in the gorilla's darkest hour, he should still let hope, faith and

141. gorilla's darkest hour, he should still let hope, faith and optimism guide the way?

142. should still let hope, faith and optimism guide the way? Oh, that too, but I thought

143. optimism guide the way? Oh, that too, but I thought we could just follow his

144. Oh, that too, but I thought we could just follow his footprints.

145. we could just follow his footprints. Woo!

146. footprints. Woo! It's really making tracks.

147. Woo! It's really making tracks. I wonder where he's going.

148. It's really making tracks. I wonder where he's going. Well, he's not going to Candy

149. I wonder where he's going. Well, he's not going to Candy or Funky's because they're

150. Well, he's not going to Candy or Funky's because they're that-a-way.

151. or Funky's because they're that-a-way. And he can't be going to

152. that-a-way. And he can't be going to Buster's because the barrel

153. And he can't be going to Buster's because the barrel factory is back there.

154. Buster's because the barrel factory is back there. So he must be going

155. factory is back there. So he must be going to—

156. So he must be going to— King K. Rool's!

157. to— King K. Rool's! Ah, here it is.

158. King K. Rool's! Ah, here it is. I knew this would come in handy

159. Ah, here it is. I knew this would come in handy one day.

160. I knew this would come in handy one day. Hi there, little soldier.

161. one day. Hi there, little soldier. Coochy-coochy-coo!

162. Hi there, little soldier. Coochy-coochy-coo! Ow!

163. Coochy-coochy-coo! Ow!

164. Ow! For a monkey he's pretty smart.

165. For a monkey he's pretty smart. Unlike most.

166. Unlike most. Okay, K. Rool, this time

167. Unlike most. Okay, K. Rool, this time you've gone too far.

168. Okay, K. Rool, this time you've gone too far. Kidnapping an innocent baby:

169. you've gone too far. Kidnapping an innocent baby: for shame!

170. Kidnapping an innocent baby: for shame! Kidnapping?

171. for shame! Kidnapping?

172. Kidnapping? The infant strolled in at his

173. The infant strolled in at his own free will.

174. The infant strolled in at his own free will. That makes him a house guest.

175. own free will. That makes him a house guest. Well, hand him over or

176. That makes him a house guest. Well, hand him over or we'll— We'll— Or he'll

177. Well, hand him over or we'll— We'll— Or he'll pound you.

178. we'll— We'll— Or he'll pound you. Come, come now.

179. pound you. Come, come now. There's no need to resort to

180. Come, come now. There's no need to resort to violence.

181. There's no need to resort to violence. I propose we negotiate.

182. violence. I propose we negotiate. No way!

183. I propose we negotiate. No way! DK, that's a good thing.

184. No way! DK, that's a good thing. It means make a deal.

185. DK, that's a good thing. It means make a deal. Oh.

186. It means make a deal. Oh. Okay, go ahead, negotiate.

187. Oh. Okay, go ahead, negotiate. I'll hand over the infant.

188. Okay, go ahead, negotiate. I'll hand over the infant. Good.

189. I'll hand over the infant. Good. Just as soon as you hand over

190. Good. Just as soon as you hand over the Crystal Coconut.

191. Just as soon as you hand over the Crystal Coconut. Over my hairy back.

192. the Crystal Coconut. Over my hairy back. I'm taking Baby Kong now, and

193. Over my hairy back. I'm taking Baby Kong now, and you can't stop me.

194. I'm taking Baby Kong now, and you can't stop me. No, but they can.

195. you can't stop me. No, but they can.

196. No, but they can.

197. We'll go get his toys.

198. We'll go get his toys. But how are you going

199. We'll go get his toys. But how are you going to steal the Crystal Coconut

200. But how are you going to steal the Crystal Coconut without Cranky seeing?

201. to steal the Crystal Coconut without Cranky seeing? Not steal: borrow, and only

202. without Cranky seeing? Not steal: borrow, and only long enough to get Baby Kong

203. Not steal: borrow, and only long enough to get Baby Kong back.

204. long enough to get Baby Kong back.

205. back. You just keep him busy and let

206. You just keep him busy and let me take care of the rest.

207. You just keep him busy and let me take care of the rest. Hiya, Crank.

208. me take care of the rest. Hiya, Crank. Want to learn the new dance I

209. Hiya, Crank. Want to learn the new dance I created?

210. Want to learn the new dance I created? Go away, you bum-headed

211. created? Go away, you bum-headed baboon.

212. Go away, you bum-headed baboon. You woke me up!

213. baboon. You woke me up! It's easy.

214. You woke me up! It's easy.

215. It's easy. Come on, try it.

216. Come on, try it. Come on, Cranky, it's fun.

217. Come on, try it. Come on, Cranky, it's fun. What, are you nuts?

218. Come on, Cranky, it's fun. What, are you nuts? Will you get out of here?

219. What, are you nuts? Will you get out of here? Scat!

220. Will you get out of here? Scat! Ah, you wouldn't be any good

221. Scat! Ah, you wouldn't be any good at it anyway.

222. Ah, you wouldn't be any good at it anyway. You're too old.

223. at it anyway. You're too old. Oh, yeah?

224. You're too old. Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

225. Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

226. Just watch me.

227. Ooh, you're doing swell,

228. Ooh, you're doing swell, Crank.

229. Ooh, you're doing swell, Crank. Oh, I bet you can't do this,

230. Crank. Oh, I bet you can't do this, though.

231. Oh, I bet you can't do this, though. Oh, yeah?

232. Whoa, you are really good at this. I told you.

233. this. I told you. Now go for the big spin.

234. Diddy!

235. Yaargh! I had no idea that having a

236. I had no idea that having a baby around could be so much

237. I had no idea that having a baby around could be so much fun!

238. baby around could be so much fun!

239. fun! That's it.

240. That's it. That's what I've been missing

241. That's it. That's what I've been missing all these years.

242. That's what I've been missing all these years. What I need is someone to give

243. all these years. What I need is someone to give the gift of my unlimited

244. What I need is someone to give the gift of my unlimited knowledge to, someone to pass my

245. the gift of my unlimited knowledge to, someone to pass my crown, title and throne to,

246. knowledge to, someone to pass my crown, title and throne to, someone who can appreciate the

247. crown, title and throne to, someone who can appreciate the genius of my villainy and follow

248. someone who can appreciate the genius of my villainy and follow in my footsteps: a prince, an

249. genius of my villainy and follow in my footsteps: a prince, an heir, a son!

250. in my footsteps: a prince, an heir, a son! And the ransom demand, the

251. heir, a son! And the ransom demand, the Crystal Coconut.

252. And the ransom demand, the Crystal Coconut. I have changed my mind.

253. Crystal Coconut. I have changed my mind. I've decided to keep Baby Kong

254. I have changed my mind. I've decided to keep Baby Kong and raise him as my own son!

255. I've decided to keep Baby Kong and raise him as my own son! Presenting Prince Junior Croc!

256. and raise him as my own son! Presenting Prince Junior Croc!

257. Presenting Prince Junior Croc! Junior Croc.

258. Junior Croc. Ooh.

259. No choice now, DK. You've got to come clean before it gets any worse.

260. You've got to come clean before it gets any worse. It can't get any worse,

261. it gets any worse. It can't get any worse, little buddy.

262. It can't get any worse, little buddy. I couldn't agree more.

263. little buddy. I couldn't agree more. Candy, I— oh— Well, it's,

264. I couldn't agree more. Candy, I— oh— Well, it's, um—

265. Candy, I— oh— Well, it's, um— Oh, is Baby Kong sleeping?

266. um— Oh, is Baby Kong sleeping? Huh?

267. Oh, is Baby Kong sleeping? Huh? I just wanted to tell you how

268. Huh? I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you.

269. I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you. Say what?

270. proud I am of you. Say what? You really proved you could

271. Say what? You really proved you could be responsible.

272. You really proved you could be responsible. Oh, I wouldn't say that,

273. be responsible. Oh, I wouldn't say that, Candy.

274. Oh, I wouldn't say that, Candy. Well, I would.

275. Candy. Well, I would. You're everything I ever dreamed

276. Well, I would. You're everything I ever dreamed of in an ape, DK.

277. You're everything I ever dreamed of in an ape, DK. He is?

278. of in an ape, DK. He is? I am?

279. He is? I am? Yes.

280. I am? Yes. What could be more attractive

281. Yes. What could be more attractive than a big strong ape taking

282. What could be more attractive than a big strong ape taking care of a little baby?

283. than a big strong ape taking care of a little baby? Um—

284. care of a little baby? Um— Sshhh!

285. Um— Sshhh! Keep up the good work.

286. Sshhh! Keep up the good work. Later!

287. Keep up the good work. Later! Oh, man!

288. Later! Oh, man! I have to get Baby Kong back

289. Oh, man! I have to get Baby Kong back and fast.

290. I have to get Baby Kong back and fast. Oh, too bad we didn't have

291. and fast. Oh, too bad we didn't have two babies.

292. Oh, too bad we didn't have two babies. We could just switch them.

293. two babies. We could just switch them. That's a great idea.

294. We could just switch them. That's a great idea. We'll exchange Baby Kong with

295. That's a great idea. We'll exchange Baby Kong with another baby.

296. We'll exchange Baby Kong with another baby. Oh, yeah, right.

297. another baby. Oh, yeah, right. Where do you think we're going

298. Oh, yeah, right. Where do you think we're going to find another baby?

299. Where do you think we're going to find another baby? I know I'm your pal and all but

300. to find another baby? I know I'm your pal and all but don't you think this is going

301. I know I'm your pal and all but don't you think this is going just a little far to help you?

302. don't you think this is going just a little far to help you? But it isn't helping me,

303. just a little far to help you? But it isn't helping me, little buddy; it's helping Baby

304. But it isn't helping me, little buddy; it's helping Baby Kong.

305. little buddy; it's helping Baby Kong. Okay, but you owe me, big

306. Kong. Okay, but you owe me, big time.

307. Okay, but you owe me, big time. "Then I took the big

308. time. "Then I took the big explosive barrel and threw it at

309. "Then I took the big explosive barrel and threw it at Cranky's cabin, and kaboomy!

310. explosive barrel and threw it at Cranky's cabin, and kaboomy! He was really really mad at me."

311. Cranky's cabin, and kaboomy! He was really really mad at me."

312. He was really really mad at me."

313. Ah, is Prince Junior Croc

314. Ah, is Prince Junior Croc tired?

315. Ah, is Prince Junior Croc tired? Okay, we'll read another bedtime

316. tired? Okay, we'll read another bedtime story from my memoirs later.

317. Okay, we'll read another bedtime story from my memoirs later. Right now, you need to go

318. story from my memoirs later. Right now, you need to go sleepy-byes.

319. onto, my son ♪ ♪ The Rool name must live on ♪ What an honourable lineage

320. What an honourable lineage it is, one filled with despotism and tyranny and—

321. it is, one filled with despotism and tyranny and— Excuse me.

322. when my scales turn grey ♪ ♪ And rule the Everglades ♪ ♪ It will be the best

323. career move you've ever made ♪ My villainy will be passed on for generations, and he will

324. My villainy will be passed on for generations, and he will rule the universe with an iron

325. for generations, and he will rule the universe with an iron sword!

326. cuuu-uuu-uute ♪ You have a nice nappie.

327. You have a nice nappie. Not you two, the baby!

328. Not you two, the baby! Oh.

329. Oh. Now look what you did.

330. Oh. Now look what you did.

331. Now look what you did. I'm retiring to my library, and

332. I'm retiring to my library, and by the time I come back, that

333. I'm retiring to my library, and by the time I come back, that baby had better be asleep, or

334. by the time I come back, that baby had better be asleep, or you two pinheads will be,

335. baby had better be asleep, or you two pinheads will be, permanently!

336. you two pinheads will be, permanently!

337. permanently! I know, I'll tell him a

338. I know, I'll tell him a story.

339. I know, I'll tell him a story. Ooh, ooh, I've got a good one.

340. story. Ooh, ooh, I've got a good one. I'll tell him about my boot camp

341. Ooh, ooh, I've got a good one. I'll tell him about my boot camp days before being a general.

342. I'll tell him about my boot camp days before being a general. My platoon was stationed in the

343. days before being a general. My platoon was stationed in the swamps.

344. My platoon was stationed in the swamps. It was the middle of July.

345. swamps. It was the middle of July. I remember because the

346. It was the middle of July. I remember because the mosquitoes was biting something

347. I remember because the mosquitoes was biting something fierce, and it was hotter than a

348. mosquitoes was biting something fierce, and it was hotter than a pig on a spear.

349. fierce, and it was hotter than a pig on a spear. You could sauté seaweed on my

350. pig on a spear. You could sauté seaweed on my tail, it was so hot.

351. You could sauté seaweed on my tail, it was so hot. I remember my boots stunk like

352. tail, it was so hot. I remember my boots stunk like Momma's cooking.

353. I remember my boots stunk like Momma's cooking. He's asleep.

354. Momma's cooking. He's asleep. Huh?

355. He's asleep. Huh? I didn't even get to the good

356. Huh? I didn't even get to the good part where I lost the pin to my

357. I didn't even get to the good part where I lost the pin to my grenade, and that was the first

358. part where I lost the pin to my grenade, and that was the first day I met King K. Rool, a day he

359. grenade, and that was the first day I met King K. Rool, a day he won't forget.

360. How were we supposed to make a switch, with the goon squad watching Baby Kong?

361. a switch, with the goon squad watching Baby Kong? Easy as one, two, three,

362. watching Baby Kong? Easy as one, two, three, little buddy.

363. Easy as one, two, three, little buddy. Easy?

364. little buddy. Easy? Huh, how?

365. Easy? Huh, how? One, two—

366. Huh, how? One, two— Urgh!

367. One, two— Urgh! Uno three!

368. Urgh! Uno three!

369. Uno three! Uh-oh.

370. Uh-oh. It worked!

371. It worked! But what about me, you goof?

372. It worked! But what about me, you goof? Hey, you're supposed to be

373. But what about me, you goof? Hey, you're supposed to be sleeping, you little scamp.

374. Hey, you're supposed to be sleeping, you little scamp. Ga-ga, goo-goo!

375. sleeping, you little scamp. Ga-ga, goo-goo! Gu-go!

376. Ga-ga, goo-goo! Gu-go! You're hungry, aren't you?

377. Gu-go! You're hungry, aren't you? Why don't you sit on Uncle

378. You're hungry, aren't you? Why don't you sit on Uncle Klump's knee and let him feed

379. Why don't you sit on Uncle Klump's knee and let him feed you your bottle?

380. Klump's knee and let him feed you your bottle? You'd like that?

381. you your bottle? You'd like that? Goo.

382. You'd like that? Goo. Gu-go—

383. Goo. Gu-go— Oh, sure you would.

384. Gu-go— Oh, sure you would. Goo-goo.

385. Oh, sure you would. Goo-goo. Gah, go-go— Go away!

386. Goo-goo. Gah, go-go— Go away! Well, come on now.

387. Gah, go-go— Go away! Well, come on now. Let go!

388. Well, come on now. Let go! Oh, ha-ha, I know what's

389. Let go! Oh, ha-ha, I know what's wrong.

390. Oh, ha-ha, I know what's wrong. Ooh?

391. wrong. Ooh? Krusha, I think our little

392. Ooh? Krusha, I think our little soldier here made a boo-boo in

393. Krusha, I think our little soldier here made a boo-boo in his diaper.

394. soldier here made a boo-boo in his diaper. Well, now, don't you worry.

395. his diaper. Well, now, don't you worry. Just because I'm a big old

396. Well, now, don't you worry. Just because I'm a big old general doesn't mean I can't

397. Just because I'm a big old general doesn't mean I can't change a baby's— Yow!

398. general doesn't mean I can't change a baby's— Yow! Oh, no.

399. change a baby's— Yow! Oh, no.

400. Oh, no.

401. Diddy, run!

402. Diddy, run! Hey!

403. Diddy, run! Hey! Uh-urgh!

404. Hey! Uh-urgh! Wee!

405. Uh-urgh! Wee! Baby Kong, no!

406. Wee! Baby Kong, no! Wait!

407. Baby Kong, no! Wait!

408. Wait! What are you waiting for?

409. What are you waiting for? Go!

410. What are you waiting for? Go! Charge!

411. Go! Charge! Wee!

412. Charge! Wee! Next time, I want to

413. Wee! Next time, I want to go fishing.

414. Next time, I want to go fishing. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

415. go fishing. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

416. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Follow that carriage!

417. Gotcha!

418. Gotcha! I've got him, Diddy!

419. Gotcha! I've got him, Diddy! DK, Look out!

420. I've got him, Diddy! DK, Look out!

421. DK, Look out!

422. Once again, Donkey Kong:

423. Once again, Donkey Kong: zero's hero; King K.

424. Once again, Donkey Kong: zero's hero; King K. winner!

425. zero's hero; King K. winner! Nobody wins when a baby's

426. winner! Nobody wins when a baby's involved— I mean, when a baby's

427. Nobody wins when a baby's involved— I mean, when a baby's involved, nobody wins!

428. involved— I mean, when a baby's involved, nobody wins! Oh, something like that.

429. involved, nobody wins! Oh, something like that. If you are referring to the

430. Oh, something like that. If you are referring to the welfare of the child, I'll have

431. If you are referring to the welfare of the child, I'll have you know that I have only the

432. welfare of the child, I'll have you know that I have only the child's best interests in mind,

433. you know that I have only the child's best interests in mind, and we'll have lots of fun too,

434. child's best interests in mind, and we'll have lots of fun too, won't we?

435. and we'll have lots of fun too, won't we? Taking care of a baby isn't

436. won't we? Taking care of a baby isn't fun, oh, believe me.

437. Taking care of a baby isn't fun, oh, believe me. Whoa!

438. fun, oh, believe me. Whoa! On the contrary.

439. Whoa! On the contrary. I think it's a riot.

440. On the contrary. I think it's a riot.

441. I think it's a riot. A villain's life is no role

442. A villain's life is no role model for a baby.

443. A villain's life is no role model for a baby. Do you want him to turn out just

444. model for a baby. Do you want him to turn out just like you?

445. Do you want him to turn out just like you? Absolutely.

446. like you? Absolutely. But he's a monkey, a furry

447. Absolutely. But he's a monkey, a furry banana-eating, vine-swinging,

448. But he's a monkey, a furry banana-eating, vine-swinging, armpit-scratching, uh-uh-uh-ing

449. banana-eating, vine-swinging, armpit-scratching, uh-uh-uh-ing monkey!

450. armpit-scratching, uh-uh-uh-ing monkey!

451. monkey! So?

452. So? What's your point?

453. So? What's your point? Let's face it, K. Rool.

454. What's your point? Let's face it, K. Rool. No matter how hard you try,

455. Let's face it, K. Rool. No matter how hard you try, he'll never be as slimy as you.

456. No matter how hard you try, he'll never be as slimy as you.

457. he'll never be as slimy as you. He might be as slimy, one

458. He might be as slimy, one day.

459. He might be as slimy, one day. How can he?

460. day. How can he? No one's more of a low-down

461. How can he? No one's more of a low-down slimy scaly pond scum than

462. No one's more of a low-down slimy scaly pond scum than yourself.

463. slimy scaly pond scum than yourself. Can't argue with the facts,

464. yourself. Can't argue with the facts, sir.

465. Can't argue with the facts, sir. You're the slimiest.

466. sir. You're the slimiest. And the lowest.

467. You're the slimiest. And the lowest. You'll never fit in.

468. And the lowest. You'll never fit in. He'll make you look bad.

469. You'll never fit in. He'll make you look bad. Don't be ridiculous!

470. He'll make you look bad. Don't be ridiculous! How could he do that?

471. Don't be ridiculous! How could he do that? Urgh!

472. How could he do that? Urgh!

473. Urgh! Huh!

474. Huh! Change— ooh— in time.

475. Change— ooh— in time. Oomph!

476. Change— ooh— in time. Oomph!

477. Oomph! Ow!

478. Ow! Urgh, urgh, ow!

479. Ow! Urgh, urgh, ow! Oh, ow!

480. Urgh, urgh, ow! Oh, ow! Wee!

481. Oh, ow! Wee!

482. Wee! For the love of gators, will

483. For the love of gators, will someone take him away?

484. For the love of gators, will someone take him away? Now!

485. someone take him away? Now!

486. Now! Ow, ow, now!

487. Ow, ow, now! Well, what are you waiting for?

488. Ow, ow, now! Well, what are you waiting for? Take him away!

489. Well, what are you waiting for? Take him away! Bye-bye!

490. Take him away! Bye-bye!

491. Bye-bye! Bye-bye.

492. Bye-bye. Baby Kong, wait up!

493. Bye-bye. Baby Kong, wait up! I sure am going to miss that

494. Baby Kong, wait up! I sure am going to miss that little tyke.

495. I sure am going to miss that little tyke. Well, I'm not.

496. little tyke. Well, I'm not. Now get rid of all this baby

497. Well, I'm not. Now get rid of all this baby stuff.

498. Now get rid of all this baby stuff. I have work to do.

499. stuff. I have work to do. Grr, who needs a baby around?

500. I have work to do. Grr, who needs a baby around? They're nothing but a nuisance,

501. Grr, who needs a baby around? They're nothing but a nuisance, always getting in the way,

502. They're nothing but a nuisance, always getting in the way, making a mess, crying all the

503. always getting in the way, making a mess, crying all the time.

504. making a mess, crying all the time.

505. time. I'm going to miss that little

506. I'm going to miss that little fellow.

507. I'm going to miss that little fellow.

508. fellow. Oh, silly.

509. Oh, silly. I'm hearing things.

510. Oh, silly. I'm hearing things.

511. I'm hearing things. Prince Junior Croc?

512. Klump, will you get out of there! I just thought if you wanted

513. there! I just thought if you wanted someone to pass on your villainy

514. I just thought if you wanted someone to pass on your villainy to, you could always give them

515. someone to pass on your villainy to, you could always give them memoirs to me.

516. to, you could always give them memoirs to me. Oh, I'll give them to you all

517. memoirs to me. Oh, I'll give them to you all right.

518. Oh, I'll give them to you all right. Now we can finally

519. right. Now we can finally come clean about what happened.

520. Now we can finally come clean about what happened. Oh, I don't see any reason to

521. come clean about what happened. Oh, I don't see any reason to upset the girls.

522. Oh, I don't see any reason to upset the girls. Best to just let sleeping dogs

523. upset the girls. Best to just let sleeping dogs lie.

524. Best to just let sleeping dogs lie. Ha-ha, don't you mean

525. lie. Ha-ha, don't you mean lying dogs?

526. Ha-ha, don't you mean lying dogs?

527. lying dogs? Hi, Baby Kong.

528. Hi, Baby Kong. Hiya, sweetie.

529. Hi, Baby Kong. Hiya, sweetie. Did you have a fun time with

530. Hiya, sweetie. Did you have a fun time with Donkey Kong and Diddy?

531. Did you have a fun time with Donkey Kong and Diddy? Junior Croc, Junior Croc.

532. Donkey Kong and Diddy? Junior Croc, Junior Croc. Miss Miller, I wonder what

533. Junior Croc, Junior Croc. Miss Miller, I wonder what he's saying.

534. Miss Miller, I wonder what he's saying. Lucky for you, by the time

535. he's saying. Lucky for you, by the time he's old enough to tell them,

536. Lucky for you, by the time he's old enough to tell them, you'll be be too old to get a

537. he's old enough to tell them, you'll be be too old to get a beating.

538. you'll be be too old to get a beating.

539. beating. I've got to hand it to you,

540. I've got to hand it to you, DK; you're a really great

541. I've got to hand it to you, DK; you're a really great babysitter.

542. DK; you're a really great babysitter. I know.

543. babysitter. I know. Even better than us.

544. I know. Even better than us. What can I say?

545. Even better than us. What can I say? Kids just love me.

546. What can I say? Kids just love me. Which is why you should

547. Kids just love me. Which is why you should babysit Baby Kong all the time,

548. Which is why you should babysit Baby Kong all the time, from now on.

549. babysit Baby Kong all the time, from now on. No, no, no, I'm a terrible

550. from now on. No, no, no, I'm a terrible babysitter.

551. No, no, no, I'm a terrible babysitter. First I couldn't control Baby

552. babysitter. First I couldn't control Baby Kong; then spoiled him, so he

553. First I couldn't control Baby Kong; then spoiled him, so he ran away to K. Rool's, and

554. Kong; then spoiled him, so he ran away to K. Rool's, and K. Rool had him for ransom and

555. ran away to K. Rool's, and K. Rool had him for ransom and wanted a Crystal Coconut in

556. K. Rool had him for ransom and wanted a Crystal Coconut in exchange, so I stole— well,

557. wanted a Crystal Coconut in exchange, so I stole— well, borrowed the coconut, but then

558. exchange, so I stole— well, borrowed the coconut, but then K. Rool didn't want it anymore

559. borrowed the coconut, but then K. Rool didn't want it anymore and he wanted to keep Baby Kong.

560. K. Rool didn't want it anymore and he wanted to keep Baby Kong. That's why I made Diddy dress up

561. and he wanted to keep Baby Kong. That's why I made Diddy dress up a baby to get the real baby

562. That's why I made Diddy dress up a baby to get the real baby back, but that backfired too.

563. a baby to get the real baby back, but that backfired too. So I convinced K. Rool to take

564. back, but that backfired too. So I convinced K. Rool to take care of Baby.

565. So I convinced K. Rool to take care of Baby. It's a big job, a really really

566. care of Baby. It's a big job, a really really big job, one that I'm not

567. It's a big job, a really really big job, one that I'm not responsible enough to do, Candy.

568. big job, one that I'm not responsible enough to do, Candy. Well, if you don't want to

569. responsible enough to do, Candy. Well, if you don't want to babysit, just say so.

570. Well, if you don't want to babysit, just say so. Yeah.

571. babysit, just say so. Yeah. You don't have to make up silly

572. Yeah. You don't have to make up silly stories.

573. You don't have to make up silly stories. Bye-bye!

574. stories. Bye-bye!

575. Bye-bye! Well, we've got the whole day

576. Well, we've got the whole day to ourselves now, Diddy.

577. Well, we've got the whole day to ourselves now, Diddy. What do you want to do?

578. to ourselves now, Diddy. What do you want to do? I'll be going fishing, but

579. What do you want to do? I'll be going fishing, but you'll be too busy to go with

580. I'll be going fishing, but you'll be too busy to go with me.

581. you'll be too busy to go with me. Why is that, little buddy?

582. me. Why is that, little buddy? Well, a certain hero has an

583. Why is that, little buddy? Well, a certain hero has an outstanding balance of IOUs to a

584. Well, a certain hero has an outstanding balance of IOUs to a certain sidekick in payment for

585. outstanding balance of IOUs to a certain sidekick in payment for his outstanding baby

586. certain sidekick in payment for his outstanding baby performance.

587. his outstanding baby performance. Oh, yeah.

588. performance. Oh, yeah. Well, first you can clean

589. Oh, yeah. Well, first you can clean under my bed; then you can

590. Well, first you can clean under my bed; then you can organize my 10,001

591. under my bed; then you can organize my 10,001 Mega Monkey comic book

592. organize my 10,001 Mega Monkey comic book collection.

593. Mega Monkey comic book collection. By then I'll be hungry, so you

594. collection. By then I'll be hungry, so you can peel me some bananas, then

595. By then I'll be hungry, so you can peel me some bananas, then pick up some of Candy's banana

596. can peel me some bananas, then pick up some of Candy's banana pies for dessert, rub my back,

597. pick up some of Candy's banana pies for dessert, rub my back, clean my teeth...