Donkey Kong Country 1x16

1. Are you tired of second-rate bottom-of-the-barrel barrels? Then come on down to Bluster

2. bottom-of-the-barrel barrels? Then come on down to Bluster Barrelworks' Sale

3. Then come on down to Bluster Barrelworks' Sale Ape-Stravaganza, because at

4. Barrelworks' Sale Ape-Stravaganza, because at Bluster Barrelworks, we've got

5. Ape-Stravaganza, because at Bluster Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel.

6. It's bad enough I can't get gator wrestling, but now I have to listen to this blabbering

7. gator wrestling, but now I have to listen to this blabbering butt-head baboon instead!

8. to listen to this blabbering butt-head baboon instead! Oh, why must my world be

9. butt-head baboon instead! Oh, why must my world be littered with such homespun

10. Oh, why must my world be littered with such homespun idiots?

11. littered with such homespun idiots? Morning, King K. Rool,

12. idiots? Morning, King K. Rool, sir!

13. Morning, King K. Rool, sir! Speaking of which.

14. sir! Speaking of which. The secret weapon is prepared

15. Speaking of which. The secret weapon is prepared and ready for its first test

16. The secret weapon is prepared and ready for its first test launch.

17. and ready for its first test launch. I was thinking of

18. launch. I was thinking of volunteering...

19. I was thinking of volunteering... Krusha!

20. volunteering... Krusha! Oh.

21. Krusha! Oh. He must still be watching Sing

22. Oh. He must still be watching Sing Along With Uncle Swampy, his

23. He must still be watching Sing Along With Uncle Swampy, his favourite TV show.

24. Along With Uncle Swampy, his favourite TV show. What?

25. favourite TV show. What? Uncle Swampy rates number one

26. What? Uncle Swampy rates number one every week.

27. Uncle Swampy rates number one every week. A million viewers can't be

28. every week. A million viewers can't be wrong.

29. A million viewers can't be wrong. A million viewers?

30. wrong. A million viewers? That's it!

31. A million viewers? That's it! I'm going to be on television!

32. That's it! I'm going to be on television! On the Sing Along With Uncle

33. I'm going to be on television! On the Sing Along With Uncle Swampy show?

34. On the Sing Along With Uncle Swampy show? No, you lunkhead!

35. Swampy show? No, you lunkhead! I'm going to invade the

36. No, you lunkhead! I'm going to invade the television airwaves.

37. I'm going to invade the television airwaves. Then, in front of everybody in

38. television airwaves. Then, in front of everybody in TV Land, I'll claim my rightful

39. Then, in front of everybody in TV Land, I'll claim my rightful place as new ruler of Kongo

40. TV Land, I'll claim my rightful place as new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island.

41. place as new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island.

42. Bongo Island.

43. Uh, how?

44. Uh, how? I'm going to steal the

45. Uh, how? I'm going to steal the Crystal Coconut on national

46. I'm going to steal the Crystal Coconut on national television.

47. Crystal Coconut on national television.

48. television.

49. Er, how?

50. Er, how? Read my lips, you idiot!

51. Er, how? Read my lips, you idiot! With... the... secret... weapon.

52. Read my lips, you idiot! With... the... secret... weapon. Oh.

53. With... the... secret... weapon. Oh. Oh, yeah.

54. Oh. Oh, yeah. Heh heh.

55. Oh, yeah. Heh heh. Will you get out of here and

56. Heh heh. Will you get out of here and get to work?

57. Will you get out of here and get to work? Prepare the secret weapon

58. get to work? Prepare the secret weapon for immediate transport.

59. Prepare the secret weapon for immediate transport. Whilst I prepare for my

60. for immediate transport. Whilst I prepare for my television debut.

61. Well, doing commercials was a lousy idea, Candy.

62. commercials was a lousy idea, Candy. Sales are still way down.

63. Candy. Sales are still way down. If you recall, my idea didn't

64. Sales are still way down. If you recall, my idea didn't include you in the commercial.

65. If you recall, my idea didn't include you in the commercial. And what's wrong with me?

66. include you in the commercial. And what's wrong with me? Nothing.

67. And what's wrong with me? Nothing. Except no one believes you.

68. Nothing. Except no one believes you. Which is why I got somebody else

69. Except no one believes you. Which is why I got somebody else to help sell your barrels for

70. Which is why I got somebody else to help sell your barrels for free.

71. to help sell your barrels for free. Someone we all know and love.

72. free. Someone we all know and love. I got Cranky.

73. Someone we all know and love. I got Cranky. That old fossil?

74. I got Cranky. That old fossil? But if Cranky says your

75. That old fossil? But if Cranky says your barrels are the best, sales will

76. But if Cranky says your barrels are the best, sales will skyrocket.

77. barrels are the best, sales will skyrocket. I knew you'd like it.

78. skyrocket. I knew you'd like it. So I already made all the

79. I knew you'd like it. So I already made all the arrangements.

80. So I already made all the arrangements. And who knows, Candy...

81. arrangements. And who knows, Candy... You might even get a promotion

82. And who knows, Candy... You might even get a promotion for this.

83. You might even get a promotion for this. Unless you mess this up, so

84. for this. Unless you mess this up, so don't!

85. Unless you mess this up, so don't! Mommy wouldn't like that.

86. don't! Mommy wouldn't like that. Don't worry, I've got

87. Mommy wouldn't like that. Don't worry, I've got everything under control.

88. Don't worry, I've got everything under control. I certainly hope so.

89. everything under control. I certainly hope so. It's your job on the line if

90. I certainly hope so. It's your job on the line if Cranky doesn't show.

91. It's your job on the line if Cranky doesn't show. Wow, Candy.

92. Cranky doesn't show. Wow, Candy. Is it true?

93. Wow, Candy. Is it true? Did you really get Cranky to

94. Is it true? Did you really get Cranky to agree to be in Bluster's next

95. Did you really get Cranky to agree to be in Bluster's next commercial?

96. agree to be in Bluster's next commercial? Yeah, and this could mean

97. commercial? Yeah, and this could mean really big things for my career,

98. Yeah, and this could mean really big things for my career, DK.

99. DK. ♪ Never felt so alive ♪ ♪ I'm a mover and a shaker with

100. I've finally arrived ♪ ♪ Watch out down below ♪ ♪ I'm a-wheeling and a-dealing

101. exponentially ♪ ♪ There's so much opportunity for a one-woman advertising

102. factory ♪ ♪ Never felt so alive ♪ ♪ I'm a mover and a shaker with

103. Anything I can do to help? Yeah, make sure Cranky's ready.

104. Yeah, make sure Cranky's ready. I'll be by to pick him up

105. ready. I'll be by to pick him up shortly.

106. I'll be by to pick him up shortly. You can count on me, Candy.

107. At Bluster Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel.

108. Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel. I can't believe I let Candy

109. competition over a barrel. I can't believe I let Candy talk me into helping Bluster

110. I can't believe I let Candy talk me into helping Bluster sell his barrels.

111. talk me into helping Bluster sell his barrels. Calling all seniors!

112. sell his barrels. Calling all seniors! Roll out of those rockers and

113. Calling all seniors! Roll out of those rockers and drag your knuckles down to

114. Roll out of those rockers and drag your knuckles down to Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay

115. drag your knuckles down to Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay metal rock karaoke

116. Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay metal rock karaoke guitar anthem!

117. guitar anthem! Yeah!

118. Yeah! Rock and roll! Rock and roll!

119. Rock and roll! Rock and roll!

120. Rock and roll! Hey, Cranky, what's all the

121. Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming?

122. Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming? You okay?

123. screaming? You okay? Cranky?

124. You okay? Cranky? Uh, Cranky?

125. Cranky? Uh, Cranky?

126. Uh, Cranky? You knocked the wind

127. You knocked the wind out of him, DK!

128. You knocked the wind out of him, DK! Quick, give him some water!

129. out of him, DK! Quick, give him some water! Here!

130. Quick, give him some water! Here!

131. Here! You knucklehead!

132. You knucklehead! That's—

133. You knucklehead! That's— Sleeping tonic?

134. That's— Sleeping tonic? Uh oh.

135. Sleeping tonic? Uh oh. Well, look on the bright

136. Uh oh. Well, look on the bright side.

137. Well, look on the bright side. We got him to stop singing.

138. side. We got him to stop singing. Yeah, I mean, it's not like

139. We got him to stop singing. Yeah, I mean, it's not like he has to go anywhere.

140. Yeah, I mean, it's not like he has to go anywhere.

141. he has to go anywhere. Bluster's!

142. Bluster's! The TV commercial!

143. Bluster's! The TV commercial! Oh no!

144. The TV commercial! Oh no! Candy promised that Cranky would

145. Oh no! Candy promised that Cranky would be there.

146. Candy promised that Cranky would be there. Yoo-hoo, Cranky?

147. be there. Yoo-hoo, Cranky? You all set to go?

148. I'll keep her busy. You hide Cranky. Hey, Candy.

149. You hide Cranky. Hey, Candy. How's it hiding?

150. Hey, Candy. How's it hiding? I mean going.

151. How's it hiding? I mean going. Great, DK.

152. I mean going. Great, DK. Is Cranky here.

153. Great, DK. Is Cranky here. Nope, no way.

154. Is Cranky here. Nope, no way. I'm all alone.

155. Nope, no way. I'm all alone.

156. I'm all alone. What was that?

157. What was that? Mice.

158. What was that? Mice. Mice?

159. Mice. Mice? DK, you're such a kidder.

160. Mice? DK, you're such a kidder. Yeah, well—

161. DK, you're such a kidder. Yeah, well— Candy, no, wait!

162. Yeah, well— Candy, no, wait! I can explain.

163. Candy, no, wait! I can explain. Explain what?

164. I can explain. Explain what? Explain why Cranky's not

165. Explain what? Explain why Cranky's not here.

166. Explain why Cranky's not here. He's...

167. here. He's... Getting a haircut.

168. He's... Getting a haircut. Yeah, getting a haircut.

169. Getting a haircut. Yeah, getting a haircut.

170. Yeah, getting a haircut. What's that?

171. What's that? Mice.

172. What's that? Mice. With allergies.

173. Mice. With allergies. Come on, get serious.

174. With allergies. Come on, get serious. Actually—

175. Come on, get serious. Actually—

176. Actually— It's just me.

177. It's just me. Well, if you see Cranky...

178. Well, if you see Cranky... I'll be sure to send him to

179. Well, if you see Cranky... I'll be sure to send him to Bluster's.

180. I'll be sure to send him to Bluster's. See you, bye.

181. Bluster's. See you, bye. Hoo-wee.

182. See you, bye. Hoo-wee. That was close.

183. Hoo-wee. That was close. I almost didn't get Cranky out

184. That was close. I almost didn't get Cranky out the back door in time.

185. I almost didn't get Cranky out the back door in time. Cranky doesn't have a back

186. the back door in time. Cranky doesn't have a back door, little buddy.

187. Cranky doesn't have a back door, little buddy. He does now.

188. door, little buddy. He does now. Uh, you think he'll be mad?

189. He does now. Uh, you think he'll be mad? Not as mad as Candy's going

190. Uh, you think he'll be mad? Not as mad as Candy's going to be when she finds out I've

191. Not as mad as Candy's going to be when she finds out I've messed up her whole career.

192. to be when she finds out I've messed up her whole career. Ah, don't sweat it, DK.

193. messed up her whole career. Ah, don't sweat it, DK. We can get Cranky to Bluster's

194. Ah, don't sweat it, DK. We can get Cranky to Bluster's in time for the TV commercial.

195. We can get Cranky to Bluster's in time for the TV commercial. You're right.

196. in time for the TV commercial. You're right. So where'd you put him, anyway?

197. You're right. So where'd you put him, anyway? I laid him down on one of

198. So where'd you put him, anyway? I laid him down on one of the—

199. I laid him down on one of the— footbridge traps.

200. the— footbridge traps. That wasn't such a good idea,

201. footbridge traps. That wasn't such a good idea, little buddy.

202. That wasn't such a good idea, little buddy. Well, neither was setting off

203. little buddy. Well, neither was setting off the trigger barrels, big buddy.

204. Well, neither was setting off the trigger barrels, big buddy. We've gotta get Cranky to

205. the trigger barrels, big buddy. We've gotta get Cranky to Bluster's!

206. We've gotta get Cranky to Bluster's! We gotta find him first.

207. Bluster's! We gotta find him first. Cranky!

208. We gotta find him first. Cranky! Wait up!

209. I can feel my biorhythms jamming. My horoscope says a mysterious

210. jamming. My horoscope says a mysterious force is going to bring me

211. My horoscope says a mysterious force is going to bring me ancient relics from unknown

212. force is going to bring me ancient relics from unknown places.

213. Cranky? Jump back, dude.

214. Jump back, dude. Cranky landed in Funky's

215. Cranky landed in Funky's biplane.

216. Cranky landed in Funky's biplane. This is great!

217. biplane. This is great! All we have to do now is hook up

218. This is great! All we have to do now is hook up with Funky, then bring Cranky

219. All we have to do now is hook up with Funky, then bring Cranky over to Bluster's.

220. with Funky, then bring Cranky over to Bluster's. Uh oh.

221. over to Bluster's. Uh oh. That sounds like a bad uh oh.

222. Uh oh. That sounds like a bad uh oh. What about the Crystal

223. That sounds like a bad uh oh. What about the Crystal Coconut?

224. What about the Crystal Coconut? If Cranky finds out we left it

225. Coconut? If Cranky finds out we left it alone, we're as good as furless.

226. If Cranky finds out we left it alone, we're as good as furless. But if we don't get Cranky

227. alone, we're as good as furless. But if we don't get Cranky back, then good things aren't

228. But if we don't get Cranky back, then good things aren't going to happen for Candy, and

229. back, then good things aren't going to happen for Candy, and it'll be all my fault.

230. going to happen for Candy, and it'll be all my fault. Somebody's got to watch it for

231. it'll be all my fault. Somebody's got to watch it for us, but who?

232. Somebody's got to watch it for us, but who? Hey, Dids, DK!

233. us, but who? Hey, Dids, DK! What's up?

234. Hey, Dids, DK! What's up? Operation Steal the

235. What's up? Operation Steal the Crystal Coconut Attempt #307

236. Operation Steal the Crystal Coconut Attempt #307 commencing, sir.

237. Crystal Coconut Attempt #307 commencing, sir. No one's even there.

238. commencing, sir. No one's even there. We can just walk right in and

239. No one's even there. We can just walk right in and steal it.

240. We can just walk right in and steal it. Oh, spoken like a true

241. steal it. Oh, spoken like a true amateur.

242. Oh, spoken like a true amateur. Where I come from, we do things

243. amateur. Where I come from, we do things with style, drama, flair.

244. Where I come from, we do things with style, drama, flair. I mean, just taking it?

245. with style, drama, flair. I mean, just taking it? How's that going to make me

246. I mean, just taking it? How's that going to make me look?

247. How's that going to make me look? I'll be on television.

248. look? I'll be on television. All of Kongo Bongo will be

249. I'll be on television. All of Kongo Bongo will be watching.

250. All of Kongo Bongo will be watching. I'm not a common cat burglar.

251. watching. I'm not a common cat burglar. I'm a grand dictator who's about

252. I'm not a common cat burglar. I'm a grand dictator who's about to cleverly wrestle the power

253. I'm a grand dictator who's about to cleverly wrestle the power away from those mindless

254. to cleverly wrestle the power away from those mindless monkeys!

255. away from those mindless monkeys! Don't you see?

256. monkeys! Don't you see? Um, is that a trick question?

257. Oh, never mind! Just make sure that secret weapon is ready on my signal.

258. Just make sure that secret weapon is ready on my signal. And, er, Klump?

259. weapon is ready on my signal. And, er, Klump? If we run into any problems,

260. And, er, Klump? If we run into any problems, whatever you do, don't go

261. If we run into any problems, whatever you do, don't go blabbing them on national

262. whatever you do, don't go blabbing them on national television!

263. blabbing them on national television! Ooh, ooh, ooh!

264. television! Ooh, ooh, ooh! I— I could use my secret

265. Ooh, ooh, ooh! I— I could use my secret emergency code!

266. I— I could use my secret emergency code! Like, "The fog was thick and

267. emergency code! Like, "The fog was thick and dense."

268. Like, "The fog was thick and dense." Like your brain?

269. dense." Like your brain? N-no.

270. Like your brain? N-no. It means the air is thick with

271. N-no. It means the air is thick with enemies.

272. It means the air is thick with enemies. Get it?

273. enemies. Get it? A code talk.

274. Get it? A code talk. So no one will understand me.

275. A code talk. So no one will understand me. That's a given at the best of

276. So no one will understand me. That's a given at the best of times, Klump.

277. That's a given at the best of times, Klump. Now shut up and stand by for my

278. times, Klump. Now shut up and stand by for my signal.

279. Now shut up and stand by for my signal. I'm going live!

280. round and round, round— ♪ Hey. What happened to Uncle Swampy?

281. Hey. What happened to Uncle Swampy? Hello there, TV Land.

282. What happened to Uncle Swampy? Hello there, TV Land. In mere moments, I, King

283. Hello there, TV Land. In mere moments, I, King K. Rool, will be the new ruler

284. In mere moments, I, King K. Rool, will be the new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, by

285. K. Rool, will be the new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, by virtue of my newly stolen

286. of Kongo Bongo Island, by virtue of my newly stolen possession, the Crystal

287. virtue of my newly stolen possession, the Crystal Coconut!

288. possession, the Crystal Coconut! Stealing is bad.

289. Coconut! Stealing is bad. However, to prove that I'm

290. Stealing is bad. However, to prove that I'm not your average dictator, but

291. However, to prove that I'm not your average dictator, but rather, hmm... a barbarian of

292. not your average dictator, but rather, hmm... a barbarian of distinct class and

293. rather, hmm... a barbarian of distinct class and sophistication, I'd like to

294. distinct class and sophistication, I'd like to invite you, the TV viewer, to

295. sophistication, I'd like to invite you, the TV viewer, to witness my cordial overthrow f

296. invite you, the TV viewer, to witness my cordial overthrow f your island.

297. witness my cordial overthrow f your island. So stay tuned.

298. Well, where's Cranky? I was told he was on his way, but he should have been here by

299. I was told he was on his way, but he should have been here by now.

300. but he should have been here by now. Oh, what should we do?

301. now. Oh, what should we do? We?

302. Oh, what should we do? We? No, no, no.

303. We? No, no, no. This is your problem, so if I

304. No, no, no. This is your problem, so if I were you I'd hunt down that old

305. This is your problem, so if I were you I'd hunt down that old grouch and get his wrinkled

306. were you I'd hunt down that old grouch and get his wrinkled carcass down here pronto!

307. grouch and get his wrinkled carcass down here pronto! I don't understand.

308. carcass down here pronto! I don't understand. Cranky knows how important this

309. I don't understand. Cranky knows how important this is to me.

310. Cranky knows how important this is to me. Where could he be?

311. is to me. Where could he be?

312. Where could he be? I couldn't agree more,

313. I couldn't agree more, relic dude.

314. I couldn't agree more, relic dude. Like I always say, if you're too

315. relic dude. Like I always say, if you're too zoned to glide, then glide the

316. Like I always say, if you're too zoned to glide, then glide the zone.

317. zoned to glide, then glide the zone. With Dixie watching the

318. zone. With Dixie watching the Coconut, all we gotta do is

319. With Dixie watching the Coconut, all we gotta do is get Cranky back and home—

320. Coconut, all we gotta do is get Cranky back and home— DK, Diddy, stop!

321. I thought you were sending Cranky over to Bluster's after his haircut!

322. Cranky over to Bluster's after his haircut! Where is he?

323. his haircut! Where is he? Getting a manicure.

324. Where is he? Getting a manicure. At the doctor's.

325. Getting a manicure. At the doctor's. Huh?

326. At the doctor's. Huh? He's getting a manicure at

327. Huh? He's getting a manicure at the doctor's.

328. He's getting a manicure at the doctor's. Yeah, it's a new manicure—

329. the doctor's. Yeah, it's a new manicure— medicure procedure thingy.

330. It's very new. So new they don't even know it yet.

331. So new they don't even know it yet. DK: But don't worry, Candy.

332. it yet. DK: But don't worry, Candy. I got a feeling he's going to be

333. DK: But don't worry, Candy. I got a feeling he's going to be showing up real soon.

334. I got a feeling he's going to be showing up real soon. Tag, you're it!

335. showing up real soon. Tag, you're it! What the—

336. Tag, you're it! What the— What's going on around here?

337. Cranky must have landed around here somewhere.

338. Enemy headquarters in range. Target clearly visible.

339. range. Target clearly visible. Huh?

340. Target clearly visible. Huh? An intruder.

341. Huh? An intruder. This is just the kind of problem

342. An intruder. This is just the kind of problem King K. Rool said we might run

343. This is just the kind of problem King K. Rool said we might run into.

344. King K. Rool said we might run into. I'd better alert him, and

345. into. I'd better alert him, and pronto.

346. I'd better alert him, and pronto. K. And how am I

347. pronto. K. And how am I planning to steal the Coconut?

348. K. And how am I planning to steal the Coconut? Well, my friends, that's where

349. planning to steal the Coconut? Well, my friends, that's where my genius comes into play—

350. Well, my friends, that's where my genius comes into play— Sir?

351. my genius comes into play— Sir? Psst, sir?

352. Sir? Psst, sir? "The goose is loose."

353. Psst, sir? "The goose is loose." Not now, Klump.

354. "The goose is loose." Not now, Klump. But sir, "the oven is

355. Not now, Klump. But sir, "the oven is overheating."

356. But sir, "the oven is overheating." You're in my close-up!

357. overheating." You're in my close-up! "The baby's bicycle is

358. You're in my close-up! "The baby's bicycle is broken."

359. "The baby's bicycle is broken." K.You'll be broken if

360. broken." K.You'll be broken if you don't stop interrupting m,

361. K.You'll be broken if you don't stop interrupting m, you dolt!

362. I don't know what you two are up to, but if I don't find Cranky, I'm in big trouble!

363. up to, but if I don't find Cranky, I'm in big trouble! I knew it.

364. Cranky, I'm in big trouble! I knew it. Where is he?

365. I knew it. Where is he? I'm sure Cranky's trying to

366. Where is he? I'm sure Cranky's trying to get there as fast as he can.

367. I'm sure Cranky's trying to get there as fast as he can. He'd better be.

368. But, sir— "The fuzzy little lamb—" You...

369. "The fuzzy little lamb—" You... Shut up!

370. You... Shut up! And get the secret weapon ready!

371. How'd he get in there? Who cares?

372. How'd he get in there? Who cares? Just get rid of him!

373. Great, he's exactly where we want him. Er, almost.

374. There he is! Not so fast. DK: Candy, you don't

375. Not so fast. DK: Candy, you don't understand!

376. DK: Candy, you don't understand! The rocket ship—

377. understand! The rocket ship— I don't want to hear another

378. The rocket ship— I don't want to hear another word.

379. I don't want to hear another word. First you say a haircut, then

380. word. First you say a haircut, then you said he was on his way, then

381. First you say a haircut, then you said he was on his way, then he was at the doctor's!

382. you said he was on his way, then he was at the doctor's! I want to know where Cranky is!

383. So do I. Bluster, I— Oh, save it, Candy.

384. Bluster, I— Oh, save it, Candy. If Cranky isn't here by the time

385. Oh, save it, Candy. If Cranky isn't here by the time we go to air, you're fired!

386. Why would Cranky do this to me? Where could he be?

387. Candy, I'm so sorry. No, DK. I'm sorry.

388. No, DK. I'm sorry. This whole thing has made me

389. I'm sorry. This whole thing has made me crazy.

390. This whole thing has made me crazy. I've been trying to win success

391. crazy. I've been trying to win success at the risk of losing everything

392. I've been trying to win success at the risk of losing everything else.

393. at the risk of losing everything else. Including my friends.

394. I'm sorry, DK. I've done nothing but accuse you and giving you grief, and

395. I've done nothing but accuse you and giving you grief, and it's not even your fault.

396. you and giving you grief, and it's not even your fault. Look, Candy.

397. it's not even your fault. Look, Candy. I can't explain things right

398. Look, Candy. I can't explain things right now, but I promise that I'm

399. I can't explain things right now, but I promise that I'm going to find Cranky and have

400. now, but I promise that I'm going to find Cranky and have him here in time for Bluster's

401. going to find Cranky and have him here in time for Bluster's next commercial.

402. him here in time for Bluster's next commercial. Really?

403. next commercial. Really? It's a guarantee.

404. Really? It's a guarantee. Oh, DK!

405. It's a guarantee. Oh, DK! You've never let me down before.

406. Oh, DK! You've never let me down before. I just know you won't let me

407. You've never let me down before. I just know you won't let me down now.

408. I just know you won't let me down now. I'll go tell Bluster.

409. down now. I'll go tell Bluster. How could you make a promise

410. I'll go tell Bluster. How could you make a promise like that?

411. How could you make a promise like that? Because I started this mess,

412. like that? Because I started this mess, and I'm going to fix it.

413. Because I started this mess, and I'm going to fix it. We gotta catch up with that

414. and I'm going to fix it. We gotta catch up with that express mail rocket ship.

415. We gotta catch up with that express mail rocket ship. Bluster's chopper!

416. express mail rocket ship. Bluster's chopper! K.In closing, I'd like

417. Bluster's chopper! K.In closing, I'd like to say that it will be my

418. K.In closing, I'd like to say that it will be my extreme pleasure to dictate

419. to say that it will be my extreme pleasure to dictate over you, and I hope your

420. extreme pleasure to dictate over you, and I hope your enslavement is completely

421. over you, and I hope your enslavement is completely distressing.

422. enslavement is completely distressing.

423. distressing. And now, I present to you the

424. And now, I present to you the secret weapon!

425. And now, I present to you the secret weapon! Notice its fine contours,

426. secret weapon! Notice its fine contours, and—

427. Notice its fine contours, and— K. Will you just get

428. and— K. Will you just get inside?

429. The rocket ship! There it is! And there he goes!

430. There it is! And there he goes! Cranky's headed for K. Rool's

431. And there he goes! Cranky's headed for K. Rool's mines.

432. Cranky's headed for K. Rool's mines. I've got an idea, but I'll

433. mines. I've got an idea, but I'll need your help.

434. I've got an idea, but I'll need your help. That's what sidekicks are

435. need your help. That's what sidekicks are for.

436. That's what sidekicks are for. Good.

437. for. Good. You drive.

438. Good. You drive. What?

439. You drive. What? I can't drive.

440. What? I can't drive. Neither can I.

441. I can't drive. Neither can I. Take the wheel.

442. Neither can I. Take the wheel. Yikes!

443. Take the wheel. Yikes! Klump will now launch himself

444. Yikes! Klump will now launch himself out of the secret weapon and

445. Klump will now launch himself out of the secret weapon and steal the Crystal Coconut,

446. out of the secret weapon and steal the Crystal Coconut, thereby declaring me as new

447. steal the Crystal Coconut, thereby declaring me as new ruler of Kongo Bongo.

448. thereby declaring me as new ruler of Kongo Bongo. In other words, I win.

449. ruler of Kongo Bongo. In other words, I win. Banana slamma!

450. In other words, I win. Banana slamma! K. Ready, aim, fire!

451. Uh oh. Oh, no.

452. Oh, no. The eggs are fried, the eggs

453. Oh, no. The eggs are fried, the eggs are—

454. The eggs are fried, the eggs are—

455. We made it! Now to get to Bluster's. Hang on, Cranky.

456. Now to get to Bluster's. Hang on, Cranky. Almost—

457. Hang on, Cranky. Almost— Whoa!

458. Almost— Whoa! That had to hurt.

459. Whoa! That had to hurt. And it did.

460. That had to hurt. And it did.

461. And it did. Okay, enough monkeying

462. Okay, enough monkeying around.

463. Okay, enough monkeying around. Sorry, Cranky, but I promised

464. around. Sorry, Cranky, but I promised Candy to get you to Bluster's,

465. Sorry, Cranky, but I promised Candy to get you to Bluster's, and that's where you're going.

466. Candy to get you to Bluster's, and that's where you're going.

467. Huh? Huh—

468. Huh? Huh— Hey—

469. Huh— Hey— Huh?

470. Hey— Huh?

471. Huh? Bluster Barrelworks?

472. Bluster Barrelworks? 'Cause their barrels have been

473. 'Cause their barrels have been around forever.

474. 'Cause their barrels have been around forever.

475. around forever. And I should know, 'cause so

476. And I should know, 'cause so have I?

477. And I should know, 'cause so have I? What kind of crock is that?

478. have I? What kind of crock is that? You heard it here, folks.

479. What kind of crock is that? You heard it here, folks. This is Bluster from Bluster

480. You heard it here, folks. This is Bluster from Bluster Barrelworks, signing off,

481. This is Bluster from Bluster Barrelworks, signing off, saying—

482. Barrelworks, signing off, saying— Hey, what happened to King

483. saying— Hey, what happened to King K. Rool?

484. Hey, what happened to King K. Rool?

485. Krusha... prepare department... 10-4, soldier...

486. department... 10-4, soldier... The eggs... are...

487. 10-4, soldier... The eggs... are... fried.

488. Uncle Swampy always says bye-bye.

489. Is everything okay? Couldn't be better. Bluster's mom is so happy with

490. Couldn't be better. Bluster's mom is so happy with the way things turned out that

491. Bluster's mom is so happy with the way things turned out that Bluster wants to promote me.

492. the way things turned out that Bluster wants to promote me. Wow, that's fantastic, Candy!

493. Bluster wants to promote me. Wow, that's fantastic, Candy! Yeah, but I'm not interested.

494. Wow, that's fantastic, Candy! Yeah, but I'm not interested. Why not?

495. Yeah, but I'm not interested. Why not? Don't you want really great

496. Why not? Don't you want really great things to happen to you?

497. Don't you want really great things to happen to you? Yes, to me.

498. things to happen to you? Yes, to me. Why should I waste all my good

499. Yes, to me. Why should I waste all my good ideas on Bluster?

500. Why should I waste all my good ideas on Bluster? Besides, I'm thinking of

501. ideas on Bluster? Besides, I'm thinking of something less stressful.

502. Besides, I'm thinking of something less stressful. To be honest, this TV stuff is

503. something less stressful. To be honest, this TV stuff is just a big pain.

504. To be honest, this TV stuff is just a big pain.

505. just a big pain. Speaking of pain, why am I in

506. Speaking of pain, why am I in so much of it?

507. Speaking of pain, why am I in so much of it? Last thing I remember, I was

508. so much of it? Last thing I remember, I was gasping for air when you handed

509. Last thing I remember, I was gasping for air when you handed me a bottle...

510. gasping for air when you handed me a bottle... Uh...

511. me a bottle... Uh... Little buddy?

512. Uh... Little buddy? I'm way ahead of you,

513. Little buddy? I'm way ahead of you, DK!

514. I'm way ahead of you, DK! Donkey Kong!