Donkey Kong Country 1x13

1. This year's Kongo Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the best one yet, Cranky!

2. Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the best one yet, Cranky! And of course, my favourite part

3. best one yet, Cranky! And of course, my favourite part of our traditional celebration—

4. of our traditional celebration— Winning the Kongo Bongo

5. Winning the Kongo Bongo Orangutango dance contest with Funky, like you do every year,

6. Orangutango dance contest with Funky, like you do every year, Candy.

7. No one can dance like that Funky. And a good thing,

8. Funky. And a good thing, too.

9. And a good thing, too. I'd be afraid to have to award

10. too. I'd be afraid to have to award first prize to anyone else, a

11. I'd be afraid to have to award first prize to anyone else, a wish from the magic, mystical

12. first prize to anyone else, a wish from the magic, mystical Crystal Coconut.

13. wish from the magic, mystical Crystal Coconut. Could you imagine if Bluster won

14. Crystal Coconut. Could you imagine if Bluster won the wish, or even Donkey Kong?

15. Could you imagine if Bluster won the wish, or even Donkey Kong? Well, I'm just pleased it's

16. the wish, or even Donkey Kong? Well, I'm just pleased it's Funky.

17. Well, I'm just pleased it's Funky. It's the same wish every year, a

18. Funky. It's the same wish every year, a super-big surf wave.

19. It's the same wish every year, a super-big surf wave. We come in peace.

20. super-big surf wave. We come in peace. Come to steal my Crystal

21. We come in peace. Come to steal my Crystal Coconut, is it?

22. Come to steal my Crystal Coconut, is it?

23. Coconut, is it? It's not the coconut

24. It's not the coconut I'm after, you moth-eaten

25. It's not the coconut I'm after, you moth-eaten monkey.

26. I'm after, you moth-eaten monkey. I'm here to inform you that I'm

27. monkey. I'm here to inform you that I'm entering your pathetic little

28. I'm here to inform you that I'm entering your pathetic little dance contest.

29. entering your pathetic little dance contest. No way, lizard lips!

30. dance contest. No way, lizard lips! If you won, your wish would be

31. No way, lizard lips! If you won, your wish would be to become ruler of all Kongo

32. If you won, your wish would be to become ruler of all Kongo Bongo Island!

33. to become ruler of all Kongo Bongo Island! That, um— that did cross my

34. Bongo Island! That, um— that did cross my mind.

35. That, um— that did cross my mind. I understand Flaky— Flunky— or

36. mind. I understand Flaky— Flunky— or whatever your bohemian baboon

37. I understand Flaky— Flunky— or whatever your bohemian baboon calls himself has talent.

38. whatever your bohemian baboon calls himself has talent. Coming out his ears.

39. calls himself has talent. Coming out his ears. Know what ears are, drawbridge

40. Coming out his ears. Know what ears are, drawbridge chops?

41. Know what ears are, drawbridge chops? So he has talent and ears!

42. chops? So he has talent and ears! But I've been training for

43. So he has talent and ears! But I've been training for years, and I'm not talking

44. But I've been training for years, and I'm not talking Arthur Furry.

45. Well, 'Sorbuns' or not, it takes two to orangutango. You still need a partner.

46. takes two to orangutango. You still need a partner. A minor snag, I assure

47. You still need a partner. A minor snag, I assure you.

48. No soft-headed, soft-shoed lizard's gonna get the better of me!

49. lizard's gonna get the better of me! That is, unless he pulls one of

50. me! That is, unless he pulls one of his dirty tricks and does win.

51. That is, unless he pulls one of his dirty tricks and does win. Then we're in big trouble,

52. his dirty tricks and does win. Then we're in big trouble, Candy!

53. Then we're in big trouble, Candy! We have to warn Funky and

54. Candy! We have to warn Funky and Donkey Kong.

55. The Idol of Inka Dinka Doo!

56. The Idol of Inka Dinka Doo! Could mean trouble.

57. Dinka Doo! Could mean trouble. Donkey Kong's going to have to

58. Could mean trouble. Donkey Kong's going to have to check it out right away.

59. Donkey Kong's going to have to check it out right away. Then, it's a good thing

60. check it out right away. Then, it's a good thing Donkey Kong's not the one who's

61. Then, it's a good thing Donkey Kong's not the one who's dancing in the contest.

62. Donkey Kong's not the one who's dancing in the contest. In more ways than one.

63. DK: Hey, I think I've got the hang of it. Dance is easy.

64. hang of it. Dance is easy. Whoa!

65. Dance is easy. Whoa!

66. Whoa! Oh, I envy you, Funky.

67. Oh, I envy you, Funky. The way you and Candy look on

68. Oh, I envy you, Funky. The way you and Candy look on the dance floor.

69. The way you and Candy look on the dance floor. Oh, I wish I could dance like

70. the dance floor. Oh, I wish I could dance like you.

71. Oh, I wish I could dance like you. Anyone can make the moves,

72. you. Anyone can make the moves, Donkey dude.

73. Anyone can make the moves, Donkey dude. Come on, give it another try.

74. Come on, give it another try. ♪ Look at me, I can dance so

75. ain't nothin' to it ♪ ♪ You're gonna need style and personality to give you

76. personality to give you individu-viduality ♪ ♪ Don't be afraid to move the

77. ain't nothin' to it ♪ DK: Whoa!

78. DK: Whoa! Look!

79. Look! Cranky's hologram.

80. Look! Cranky's hologram. There's a rumbling in the

81. Cranky's hologram. There's a rumbling in the Inka Temple.

82. There's a rumbling in the Inka Temple. It could mean big trouble, so

83. Inka Temple. It could mean big trouble, so bounce your butt over to the

84. It could mean big trouble, so bounce your butt over to the other end of the island and

85. bounce your butt over to the other end of the island and find out what all the noise is

86. other end of the island and find out what all the noise is about, and fast.

87. find out what all the noise is about, and fast. Whoa!

88. about, and fast. Whoa! When you want to be there, like,

89. Whoa! When you want to be there, like, now, Funky's Flights is the way

90. When you want to be there, like, now, Funky's Flights is the way to go.

91. now, Funky's Flights is the way to go. But you've got the dance

92. to go. But you've got the dance contest, Funky.

93. But you've got the dance contest, Funky. Like the terminal dude says,

94. contest, Funky. Like the terminal dude says, "I'll be back."

95. Like the terminal dude says, "I'll be back." You'd better, because King K.

96. "I'll be back." You'd better, because King K. Rool is entering the dance

97. You'd better, because King K. Rool is entering the dance contest against you.

98. Rool is entering the dance contest against you. K. Rool?

99. contest against you. K. Rool? Oh, gee, I wonder who his

100. K. Rool? Oh, gee, I wonder who his partner is.

101. Oh, gee, I wonder who his partner is. Krusha.

102. partner is. Krusha. Krusha?

103. Krusha. Krusha? Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my

104. Krusha? Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my dance partner.

105. Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my dance partner. Uh, do I have to?

106. dance partner. Uh, do I have to? Yes.

107. Uh, do I have to? Yes. You think I want those army

108. Yes. You think I want those army boots of Klump's plodding all

109. You think I want those army boots of Klump's plodding all over my pedicure?

110. boots of Klump's plodding all over my pedicure? Cue the music, Klump.

111. over my pedicure? Cue the music, Klump. Ready.

112. Cue the music, Klump. Ready. Hit it.

113. Ready. Hit it.

114. Just follow after me, Krusha. And one and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three, and

115. And one and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three-four and

116. four and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three-four and one-two-three-four and one...

117. four and one-two-three-four and one-two-three-four and one... You know, DK, maybe

118. one-two-three-four and one... You know, DK, maybe it's not a good idea to disturb

119. You know, DK, maybe it's not a good idea to disturb the idol Inka Dinka Doo.

120. it's not a good idea to disturb the idol Inka Dinka Doo. Come!

121. the idol Inka Dinka Doo. Come! So, do we inka-dinka-do or do

122. Come! So, do we inka-dinka-do or do we inka-dinka-don't?

123. So, do we inka-dinka-do or do we inka-dinka-don't? Chill, Diddy dude.

124. we inka-dinka-don't? Chill, Diddy dude. That's the problem,

125. Chill, Diddy dude. That's the problem, Funky.

126. That's the problem, Funky. I've got cold chills running up

127. Funky. I've got cold chills running up and down my spine.

128. I've got cold chills running up and down my spine. Wait for me!

129. One, Krusha. Give me one. Forget the two-three, just give

130. Give me one. Forget the two-three, just give me one.

131. Krusha, take the step!

132. Very good, Krusha. Now, like this.

133. DK: So, what's shakin' in the temple, O Inka Dinka Doo? Donkey Kong.

134. temple, O Inka Dinka Doo? Donkey Kong. Test.

135. Donkey Kong. Test. Three rooms of doom.

136. Bummer. Is there, um, any specific reason why I have to do this

137. Is there, um, any specific reason why I have to do this test, O Inka Dinka Doo?

138. reason why I have to do this test, O Inka Dinka Doo? Save Kongo Bongo

139. test, O Inka Dinka Doo? Save Kongo Bongo Island.

140. Save Kongo Bongo Island. Sounds like a pretty good

141. Island. Sounds like a pretty good reason.

142. Sounds like a pretty good reason. Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say

143. reason. Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say one room, but with, like, heavy

144. Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say one room, but with, like, heavy duty doom?

145. one room, but with, like, heavy duty doom? You see, we've got this dance

146. duty doom? You see, we've got this dance contest and time's a little

147. You see, we've got this dance contest and time's a little tight.

148. contest and time's a little tight. Three rooms!

149. tight. Three rooms! Well, it could be worse.

150. Three rooms! Well, it could be worse. It could be four rooms.

151. Well, it could be worse. It could be four rooms. Or, like, five.

152. Maybe we heard him wrong. Maybe he said "three rooms of

153. wrong. Maybe he said "three rooms of gloom."

154. Maybe he said "three rooms of gloom." Well, here goes.

155. gloom." Well, here goes. Wish me luck.

156. Well, here goes. Wish me luck.

157. Whoa! Surf's up, dude! Yeah, keep up the moves, dude!

158. Surf's up, dude! Yeah, keep up the moves, dude! Serpentine!

159. Yeah, keep up the moves, dude! Serpentine! Serpentine!

160. Serpentine! Serpentine! You got it, DK!

161. Serpentine! You got it, DK! Almost there!

162. You got it, DK! Almost there! A little more!

163. Almost there! A little more! DK: I'm wiggling like an

164. A little more! DK: I'm wiggling like an overripe banana.

165. DK: I'm wiggling like an overripe banana. Aaah!

166. Funky, Diddy, check it out. Am I Swiss chimp or what? Totally un-air conditioned,

167. Am I Swiss chimp or what? Totally un-air conditioned, DK dude.

168. Totally un-air conditioned, DK dude. That's a relief.

169. DK dude. That's a relief. One down and two rooms to go.

170. That's a relief. One down and two rooms to go. We can still get you back in

171. One down and two rooms to go. We can still get you back in time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but

172. We can still get you back in time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but we gotta move.

173. He's a natural— disaster, that is! Deploy the tranquilizer dart,

174. disaster, that is! Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir?

175. Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir? No!

176. sir? No! Kill it.

177. No! Kill it. Uh, does he get any last

178. Kill it. Uh, does he get any last words?

179. Uh, does he get any last words? The music, you militant

180. words? The music, you militant mush head!

181. The music, you militant mush head!

182. mush head! I wish you wouldn't do that.

183. Now then, Krusha, encore.

184. Yo, yo, dudes. I've been thinking. Three rooms of doom plus three

185. I've been thinking. Three rooms of doom plus three of us equals one room each.

186. Three rooms of doom plus three of us equals one room each. But the Inka Dinka Doo said—

187. of us equals one room each. But the Inka Dinka Doo said— What the Inka Dinka Doo don't

188. But the Inka Dinka Doo said— What the Inka Dinka Doo don't know won't hurt him.

189. What the Inka Dinka Doo don't know won't hurt him. It's you I'm afraid might get

190. know won't hurt him. It's you I'm afraid might get hurt, Funky.

191. It's you I'm afraid might get hurt, Funky. If something happens to you,

192. hurt, Funky. If something happens to you, who's going to out-orangutango

193. If something happens to you, who's going to out-orangutango King K. Rool at the dance

194. who's going to out-orangutango King K. Rool at the dance contest?

195. King K. Rool at the dance contest? Whoa, have some faith, big

196. contest? Whoa, have some faith, big dude and little dude.

197. See? Nothing to it. I want this room!

198. Nothing to it. I want this room! Well, let's go, little bu—

199. I want this room! Well, let's go, little bu—

200. Well, let's go, little bu— Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo

201. Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo knows more than you figured,

202. Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo knows more than you figured, Funky.

203. knows more than you figured, Funky. Oh, not again.

204. Funky. Oh, not again. Whoa-oa-oa!

205. Oh, not again. Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!

206. Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa! Whoa!

207. Whoa! Whoa! You can do it, DK!

208. Whoa! You can do it, DK! Whoa!

209. Whoa, looking like road kill now, baby.

210. Guess Inka Dinka Doo wants you to do the doom room thing, DK.

211. Once again, I, King K. Rool, have done the impossible. What do you think, Klump?

212. Rool, have done the impossible. What do you think, Klump?

213. What do you think, Klump? I wish you wouldn't do that!

214. My wish on the Crystal Coconut awaits. It's show time!

215. awaits. It's show time!

216. No sign of them yet, Cranky. Who ever thought it

217. Cranky. Who ever thought it would all end this way?

218. Who ever thought it would all end this way? Enslaved to that crazed

219. would all end this way? Enslaved to that crazed crocodile all because of a

220. Enslaved to that crazed crocodile all because of a dance.

221. crocodile all because of a dance. Funky will be here in time,

222. dance. Funky will be here in time, Cranky.

223. Funky will be here in time, Cranky. Donkey Kong will make sure of

224. Cranky. Donkey Kong will make sure of it.

225. Donkey Kong will make sure of it. There's only two things in

226. it. There's only two things in this world I'm never sure of,

227. There's only two things in this world I'm never sure of, Candy.

228. this world I'm never sure of, Candy. Donkey and Kong.

229. Candy. Donkey and Kong. Is it me or does the floor

230. Donkey and Kong. Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow?

231. Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow? Why look at the negative, DK?

232. seem a little narrow? Why look at the negative, DK? Yeah.

233. Why look at the negative, DK? Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys.

234. Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway.

235. Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway. Well, here goes.

236. To us, that's a highway. Well, here goes. A little drum music, if you

237. Well, here goes. A little drum music, if you please.

238. please. Let me know if you see—

239. Let me know if you see— — anything. DK, duck!

240. — anything. DK, duck! Whoa!

241. DK, duck! Whoa! Don't stop!

242. Whoa! Don't stop! Keep moving!

243. Don't stop! Keep moving! Let your body do the brainwork.

244. Banana slamma! You're the ape, DK! Ha-ha-ha!

245. You're the ape, DK! Ha-ha-ha! Moving and grooving,

246. Ha-ha-ha! Moving and grooving, monkey man!

247. Moving and grooving, monkey man! Whoa!

248. monkey man! Whoa! It's finally over.

249. Whoa! It's finally over. Now, how do we get out of here?

250. It's finally over. Now, how do we get out of here?

251. Now, how do we get out of here?

252. So, that's it, O Inka Dinka Doo? Kongo Bongo Island is now safe, right?

253. Kongo Bongo Island is now safe, right? Wrong.

254. right? Wrong.

255. Wrong. Go, save island.

256. Go, save island. How?

257. Go, save island. How? Whoa, dude!

258. How? Whoa, dude! And I thought I was deep.

259. Whoa, dude! And I thought I was deep. Maybe Cranky can figure out

260. And I thought I was deep. Maybe Cranky can figure out how I'm supposed to save Kongo

261. Maybe Cranky can figure out how I'm supposed to save Kongo Bongo, but it can wait until

262. how I'm supposed to save Kongo Bongo, but it can wait until after the orangutango contest.

263. Bongo, but it can wait until after the orangutango contest. Move over, K. Rool, and let

264. after the orangutango contest. Move over, K. Rool, and let this monkey take over.

265. Move over, K. Rool, and let this monkey take over. Ow!

266. this monkey take over. Ow! Serious wipe-out!

267. Ow! Serious wipe-out! My shinbone's singing the blues.

268. Serious wipe-out! My shinbone's singing the blues. I'm butt-bound, dudes.

269. My shinbone's singing the blues. I'm butt-bound, dudes. But Funky, if you can't

270. I'm butt-bound, dudes. But Funky, if you can't stand, you can't dance, and if

271. But Funky, if you can't stand, you can't dance, and if you can't dance—

272. stand, you can't dance, and if you can't dance— King K. Rool's as good as

273. you can't dance— King K. Rool's as good as won.

274. And one and two, and one and two, and one— two. One-two, one-two, one and two.

275. one and two, and one— two. One-two, one-two, one and two. One, two.

276. One-two, one-two, one and two. One, two. One-two, one-two,

277. One, two. One-two, one-two, one-two-three-four.

278. One-two, one-two, one-two-three-four. Yeah!

279. one-two-three-four. Yeah! This might work.

280. Yeah! This might work.

281. This might work. There goes that idea.

282. There goes that idea. Oh, Cranky.

283. There goes that idea. Oh, Cranky. We're just about out of time.

284. Oh, Cranky. We're just about out of time. King K. Rool's gonna be here—

285. We're just about out of time. King K. Rool's gonna be here— Any minute?

286. King K. Rool's gonna be here— Any minute? No challengers?

287. Any minute? No challengers? Looks like I've won by default.

288. No challengers? Looks like I've won by default. You haven't won yet, K. Rool.

289. Very well, then. Da-da-da-da-da. There, I danced, I win.

290. Da-da-da-da-da. There, I danced, I win. Now, give me, give me, give me!

291. There, I danced, I win. Now, give me, give me, give me! DK: Banana slamma!

292. Now, give me, give me, give me! DK: Banana slamma! Donkey Kong!

293. DK: Banana slamma! Donkey Kong!

294. Donkey Kong! DK: The good news is we're

295. DK: The good news is we're back.

296. DK: The good news is we're back. What was Inka Dinka Doo on

297. back. What was Inka Dinka Doo on about?

298. What was Inka Dinka Doo on about? Not a clue, Cranky.

299. about? Not a clue, Cranky. Something about saving the

300. Not a clue, Cranky. Something about saving the island.

301. Something about saving the island. Speaking of which, where's

302. island. Speaking of which, where's Funky?

303. Speaking of which, where's Funky? That's the, uh, bad news.

304. Funky? That's the, uh, bad news. Bogus on the anklebone, babe.

305. That's the, uh, bad news. Bogus on the anklebone, babe. This dude's off the surfboard

306. Bogus on the anklebone, babe. This dude's off the surfboard and the dance floor.

307. This dude's off the surfboard and the dance floor.

308. and the dance floor. What are we going to do?

309. What are we going to do? The prize.

310. What are we going to do? The prize. The wish.

311. The prize. The wish. Kongo Bongo Island is mine!

312. Not without a fight. Uh, I mean, a dance. I'm taking over for Funky.

313. Uh, I mean, a dance. I'm taking over for Funky. As I was saying.

314. I'm taking over for Funky. As I was saying. The prize.

315. As I was saying. The prize. The wish.

316. The prize. The wish. Kongo Bongo Island is mine!

317. Take it, Klump. And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king

318. And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling—

319. the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling— Klump.

320. of the highland fling— Klump. King K. Rool.

321. King K. Rool. Inconceivable.

322. Inconceivable. Amazing. How's he do that?

323. Amazing. How's he do that? Far out, dude.

324. How's he do that? Far out, dude. Lame, dude.

325. Far out, dude. Lame, dude. Real lame.

326. Whoo, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and

327. Whoo, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas.

328. King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas. Whoo, he won, he won.

329. non-commissioned gorillas. Whoo, he won, he won.

330. centre. Come on, Donkey Kong.

331. Come on, Donkey Kong. Any time you're ready. Okay, here goes.

332. Look, a monkey on a stick!

333. stick! What a way to go.

334. What a way to go. Whoa!

335. What a way to go. Whoa! Bad scene.

336. Whoa! Bad scene. The Donkey dude was digging the

337. Bad scene. The Donkey dude was digging the beat better when he was doing

338. The Donkey dude was digging the beat better when he was doing the deeds for the idol dude.

339. beat better when he was doing the deeds for the idol dude. Are you thinking what

340. the deeds for the idol dude. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

341. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Roll out the barrels, Diddy

342. I'm thinking? Roll out the barrels, Diddy dude.

343. Roll out the barrels, Diddy dude. Okay, it's over, I win.

344. dude. Okay, it's over, I win. You lose everything, including

345. Okay, it's over, I win. You lose everything, including your dignity.

346. your dignity. What?

347. What? Hang loose and do it like in the temple, dude.

348. Hang loose and do it like in the temple, dude. Go, DK, go!

349. the temple, dude. Go, DK, go! Ha-ha-ha!

350. put you in a trance ♪ ♪ You're gonna need style and personality to give you

351. personality to give you individuality ♪ ♪ Don't be afraid to move the

352. find your groove ♪ ♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪ ♪ Anyone can do it, anyone can

353. Inconceivable! How's he do that? Klump!

354. How's he do that? Klump! Based on audience response,

355. Klump! Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango

356. Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango dance contest is—

357. the winner of the orangutango dance contest is—

358. King K. Rool!

359. Now, for my well-earned first prize. One very big, very fat wish on

360. prize. One very big, very fat wish on the Crystal Coconut.

361. One very big, very fat wish on the Crystal Coconut. Krusha.

362. the Crystal Coconut. Krusha. Now, let me see.

363. Krusha. Now, let me see. What do I want?

364. Now, let me see. What do I want? To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo

365. What do I want? To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo Island?

366. To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo Island? Hmm, that sounds good.

367. Island? Hmm, that sounds good. It's not your fault, Donkey

368. Hmm, that sounds good. It's not your fault, Donkey Kong.

369. It's not your fault, Donkey Kong.

370. Kong. I wish you wouldn't do that!

371. Looks like you got your one wish, K. Rool!

372. Looks like you got your one wish, K. Rool! Say goodbye till next year.

373. Don't just stand there, Klump! Do something!

374. Klump! Do something! And the consolation prize

375. Do something! And the consolation prize goes to second place, to

376. And the consolation prize goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and

377. goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of

378. runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons.

379. Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons. Who needs dance lessons?

380. A one. Aaah! And a two!

381. Aaah! And a two!

382. And a two! And a three!

383. And a three! How did he know?

384. How did he know? Who know?

385. How did he know? Who know? Inka Dinka Doo know.

386. Who know? Inka Dinka Doo know. The test in the temple.

387. Inka Dinka Doo know. The test in the temple. It was just a way of giving me

388. The test in the temple. It was just a way of giving me dancing lessons.

389. It was just a way of giving me dancing lessons. He said it was to save Kongo

390. dancing lessons. He said it was to save Kongo Bongo Island.

391. He said it was to save Kongo Bongo Island. And that's just what you did,

392. Bongo Island. And that's just what you did, DK.

393. And that's just what you did, DK. Well, what you say, Candy?

394. DK. Well, what you say, Candy? Wanna dance?

395. Well, what you say, Candy? Wanna dance?

396. Wanna dance? Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong!

397. Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong! Maybe I do need those dancing

398. Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong! Maybe I do need those dancing lessons.

399. Maybe I do need those dancing lessons. And another partner.

400. lessons. And another partner. Oh, I hear General Klump's free.

401. And another partner. Oh, I hear General Klump's free.

402. Oh, I hear General Klump's free. Rendezvous at 1400

403. Rendezvous at 1400 hours.

404. Rendezvous at 1400 hours.