1. I'm one smooth simian!Copy !req
2. I'm one smooth simian!
Check me out!Copy !req
3. I'm one smooth simian!
Check me out!
We're two—Copy !req
4. Check me out!
We're two—
Uh, two—Copy !req
5. We're two—
Uh, two—
Two idiots.Copy !req
6. Uh, two—
Two idiots.
Hey, everybody!Copy !req
7. Two idiots.
Hey, everybody!
Now for a barrel roll!Copy !req
8. Hey, everybody!
Now for a barrel roll!
Hey!Copy !req
9. Now for a barrel roll!
Hey!
I'm talking here!Copy !req
10. Hey!
I'm talking here!
Windbag.Copy !req
11. I'm talking here!
Windbag.Copy !req
12. Windbag.Copy !req
13. Knock it off!Copy !req
14. Knock it off!
Huh?Copy !req
15. Knock it off!
Huh?
What?Copy !req
16. Huh?
What?
That's better.Copy !req
17. What?
That's better.
Now, this being Kongo Bongo'sCopy !req
18. That's better.
Now, this being Kongo Bongo's
annual ceasefire, our annualCopy !req
19. Now, this being Kongo Bongo's
annual ceasefire, our annual
love fest, let's have a fewCopy !req
20. annual ceasefire, our annual
love fest, let's have a few
words from the future ruler ofCopy !req
21. love fest, let's have a few
words from the future ruler of
Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
22. words from the future ruler of
Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!
Ruler schmuler.Copy !req
23. Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!
Ruler schmuler.
Not for long!Copy !req
24. Ruler schmuler.
Not for long!
Come on!Copy !req
25. Not for long!
Come on!
Say something, DK!Copy !req
26. Come on!
Say something, DK!Copy !req
27. Say something, DK!
What—Copy !req
28. What—
Right on, dude!Copy !req
29. What—
Right on, dude!
What did he say?Copy !req
30. Right on, dude!
What did he say?
"Peace on Earth and be niceCopy !req
31. What did he say?
"Peace on Earth and be nice
to the newts!"Copy !req
32. "Peace on Earth and be nice
to the newts!"Copy !req
33. to the newts!"
What a farce!Copy !req
34. What a farce!
What a sorry excuse for a ruler!Copy !req
35. What a farce!
What a sorry excuse for a ruler!
Ha ha, you're jealous—Copy !req
36. What a sorry excuse for a ruler!
Ha ha, you're jealous—
green!Copy !req
37. Ha ha, you're jealous—
green!Copy !req
38. green!
'Cause you don't have a chanceCopy !req
39. 'Cause you don't have a chance
at being the future ruler!Copy !req
40. 'Cause you don't have a chance
at being the future ruler!
Maybe not.Copy !req
41. at being the future ruler!
Maybe not.
However, I am the future ownerCopy !req
42. Maybe not.
However, I am the future owner
of Bluster Barrelworks.Copy !req
43. However, I am the future owner
of Bluster Barrelworks.
It seems to me you're the onlyCopy !req
44. of Bluster Barrelworks.
It seems to me you're the only
baboon without a future in frontCopy !req
45. It seems to me you're the only
baboon without a future in front
of your name.Copy !req
46. baboon without a future in front
of your name.
Grr!Copy !req
47. of your name.
Grr!
I do have a future!Copy !req
48. Grr!
I do have a future!
I do, I do!Copy !req
49. I do have a future!
I do, I do!
Take a chill pill, Diddy!Copy !req
50. I do, I do!
Take a chill pill, Diddy!
I got no future, either.Copy !req
51. Take a chill pill, Diddy!
I got no future, either.
Do I look bummed?Copy !req
52. I got no future, either.
Do I look bummed?
Not.Copy !req
53. Do I look bummed?
Not.
Besides, you got a future.Copy !req
54. Not.
Besides, you got a future.
Future sidekick and best littleCopy !req
55. Besides, you got a future.
Future sidekick and best little
buddy!Copy !req
56. Future sidekick and best little
buddy!
Thanks, DK.Copy !req
57. buddy!
Thanks, DK.
But that's all I'll ever be—Copy !req
58. Thanks, DK.
But that's all I'll ever be—
sidekick, second banana.Copy !req
59. But that's all I'll ever be—
sidekick, second banana.
The best part about this dayCopy !req
60. sidekick, second banana.
The best part about this day
of peace is knowing how hard itCopy !req
61. The best part about this day
of peace is knowing how hard it
is for you to squelch yourself,Copy !req
62. of peace is knowing how hard it
is for you to squelch yourself,
K. Rool.Copy !req
63. is for you to squelch yourself,
K. Rool.
Not for long, you decrepitCopy !req
64. K. Rool.
Not for long, you decrepit
simian!Copy !req
65. Not for long, you decrepit
simian!
Ah, give it up, K. Rool.Copy !req
66. simian!
Ah, give it up, K. Rool.
You'll never win.Copy !req
67. Ah, give it up, K. Rool.
You'll never win.
Not with Donkey Kong, theCopy !req
68. You'll never win.
Not with Donkey Kong, the
biggest, strongest ape in all ofCopy !req
69. Not with Donkey Kong, the
biggest, strongest ape in all of
Kongo Bongo as our future ruler!Copy !req
70. biggest, strongest ape in all of
Kongo Bongo as our future ruler!
It isn't over until it'sCopy !req
71. Kongo Bongo as our future ruler!
It isn't over until it's
over.Copy !req
72. It isn't over until it's
over.
At least this conversation'sCopy !req
73. over.
At least this conversation's
over.Copy !req
74. At least this conversation's
over.
Why are you consorting withCopy !req
75. over.
Why are you consorting with
the enemy?Copy !req
76. Why are you consorting with
the enemy?
So I can launch a surpriseCopy !req
77. the enemy?
So I can launch a surprise
attack!Copy !req
78. So I can launch a surprise
attack!
Surprise attack?Copy !req
79. attack!
Surprise attack?
Why didn't I know about this?Copy !req
80. Surprise attack?
Why didn't I know about this?
Because it wouldn't be aCopy !req
81. Why didn't I know about this?
Because it wouldn't be a
surprise, you numbskull!Copy !req
82. Because it wouldn't be a
surprise, you numbskull!
Now, we'll make them think weCopy !req
83. surprise, you numbskull!
Now, we'll make them think we
are participating in theCopy !req
84. Now, we'll make them think we
are participating in the
ceasefire.Copy !req
85. are participating in the
ceasefire.
But instead, we are going to beCopy !req
86. ceasefire.
But instead, we are going to be
sneaky.Copy !req
87. But instead, we are going to be
sneaky.
Clever.Copy !req
88. sneaky.
Clever.
You?Copy !req
89. Clever.
You?
Yes, you ninny!Copy !req
90. You?
Yes, you ninny!
I'm going to make sure DonkeyCopy !req
91. Yes, you ninny!
I'm going to make sure Donkey
Kong never rules!Copy !req
92. I'm going to make sure Donkey
Kong never rules!
Hey, DK!Copy !req
93. Candy!
Oh, goodie.
Time to break out my superCopy !req
94. Oh, goodie.
Time to break out my super
secret weapon of destruction!Copy !req
95. Time to break out my super
secret weapon of destruction!
A banana peel?Copy !req
96. secret weapon of destruction!
A banana peel?
Just watch.Copy !req
97. A banana peel?
Just watch.
Whoa!Copy !req
98. Just watch.
Whoa!
Oof!Copy !req
99. Whoa!
Oof!
Ooh, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
100. Oof!
Ooh, Donkey Kong!
What?Copy !req
101. Ooh, Donkey Kong!
What?
What did I do?Copy !req
102. What?
What did I do?
Whose banana peel is that?Copy !req
103. What did I do?
Whose banana peel is that?
What banana peel?Copy !req
104. Whose banana peel is that?
What banana peel?
The one that was left on theCopy !req
105. What banana peel?
The one that was left on the
ground.Copy !req
106. The one that was left on the
ground.
The one that I slipped on!Copy !req
107. ground.
The one that I slipped on!
The one on your head, youCopy !req
108. The one that I slipped on!
The one on your head, you
baboon!Copy !req
109. The one on your head, you
baboon!
Our date's off.Copy !req
110. baboon!
Our date's off.
Don't call me, don't drop by—Copy !req
111. Our date's off.
Don't call me, don't drop by—
ever!Copy !req
112. Don't call me, don't drop by—
ever!
Ever?Copy !req
113. ever!
Ever?
That's a long time!Copy !req
114. Ever?
That's a long time!
Yeesh.Copy !req
115. That's a long time!
Yeesh.Copy !req
116. Yeesh.
Phase one of Operation CrushCopy !req
117. Phase one of Operation Crush
Kong is a success!Copy !req
118. Phase one of Operation Crush
Kong is a success!
Operation Crush Kong?Copy !req
119. Kong is a success!
Operation Crush Kong?
I get everyone in Kongo BongoCopy !req
120. Operation Crush Kong?
I get everyone in Kongo Bongo
furious with Donkey Kong.Copy !req
121. I get everyone in Kongo Bongo
furious with Donkey Kong.
They all turn their backs onCopy !req
122. furious with Donkey Kong.
They all turn their backs on
him.Copy !req
123. They all turn their backs on
him.
Cranky is forced to name a newCopy !req
124. him.
Cranky is forced to name a new
future ruler.Copy !req
125. Cranky is forced to name a new
future ruler.
With Donkey Kong, the biggest,Copy !req
126. future ruler.
With Donkey Kong, the biggest,
strongest ape, out of theCopy !req
127. With Donkey Kong, the biggest,
strongest ape, out of the
picture, invasion is a cinch!Copy !req
128. strongest ape, out of the
picture, invasion is a cinch!
Then the truly deserving futureCopy !req
129. picture, invasion is a cinch!
Then the truly deserving future
ruler steps in!Copy !req
130. Then the truly deserving future
ruler steps in!
Who?Copy !req
131. ruler steps in!
Who?
Who's that?Copy !req
132. Who?
Who's that?
Me, you big tub of lizardCopy !req
133. Who's that?
Me, you big tub of lizard
lard!Copy !req
134. Me, you big tub of lizard
lard!
Hmm.Copy !req
135. Having a good ceasefire, DK?
No.
My girlfriend blasted me.Copy !req
136. No.
My girlfriend blasted me.
DK, DK, DK!Copy !req
137. My girlfriend blasted me.
DK, DK, DK!
You're a prize catch.Copy !req
138. DK, DK, DK!
You're a prize catch.
She'll come around.Copy !req
139. You're a prize catch.
She'll come around.
You think so?Copy !req
140. She'll come around.
You think so?
Of course!Copy !req
141. You think so?
Of course!
You're a nice guy, you're theCopy !req
142. Of course!
You're a nice guy, you're the
strongest ape on Kongo Bongo.Copy !req
143. You're a nice guy, you're the
strongest ape on Kongo Bongo.
You're the future ruler!Copy !req
144. strongest ape on Kongo Bongo.
You're the future ruler!Copy !req
145. You're the future ruler!
Right?Copy !req
146. Right?
So what?Copy !req
147. Right?
So what?
So what?Copy !req
148. So what?
So what?
You need to get your mind off ofCopy !req
149. So what?
You need to get your mind off of
her.Copy !req
150. You need to get your mind off of
her.
Nothing can get my mind offCopy !req
151. her.
Nothing can get my mind off
of Candy.Copy !req
152. Nothing can get my mind off
of Candy.
What about surfing, hmm?Copy !req
153. of Candy.
What about surfing, hmm?
Cool water, the gentle rockingCopy !req
154. What about surfing, hmm?
Cool water, the gentle rocking
of the waves?Copy !req
155. Cool water, the gentle rocking
of the waves?
Hmm?Copy !req
156. of the waves?
Hmm?
Wait!Copy !req
157. Hmm?
Wait!
Yes?Copy !req
158. Wait!
Yes?
I'll go surfing!Copy !req
159. Yes?
I'll go surfing!
Great idea.Copy !req
160. I'll go surfing!
Great idea.
Wish I'd thought of that.Copy !req
161. Great idea.
Wish I'd thought of that.
Yeah, it is a good idea!Copy !req
162. Wish I'd thought of that.
Yeah, it is a good idea!
DK's back and outta here!Copy !req
163. Yeah, it is a good idea!
DK's back and outta here!Copy !req
164. DK's back and outta here!
This is too easy.Copy !req
165. This is too easy.
Just be yourself, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
166. This is too easy.
Just be yourself, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
167. What do you say, Funky?
I don't know, man.
It's my best board.Copy !req
168. I don't know, man.
It's my best board.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
169. It's my best board.
I'll take care of it.
That board is my soul mate,Copy !req
170. I'll take care of it.
That board is my soul mate,
dude.Copy !req
171. That board is my soul mate,
dude.
We've bonded.Copy !req
172. dude.
We've bonded.
So, bring it back alive.Copy !req
173. Last one in's an orangutan!Copy !req
174. Hurry!
Hurry!
What do we do?Copy !req
175. Hurry!
What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
176. What do we do?
What do we do?
Steal it!Copy !req
177. What do we do?
Steal it!
Oh, stealing?Copy !req
178. Steal it!
Oh, stealing?
That's bad.Copy !req
179. Oh, stealing?
That's bad.
Of course it's bad!Copy !req
180. That's bad.
Of course it's bad!
We are bad, you lunkhead!Copy !req
181. Of course it's bad!
We are bad, you lunkhead!
Now, grab the thing and let'sCopy !req
182. We are bad, you lunkhead!
Now, grab the thing and let's
get out of here!Copy !req
183. Now, grab the thing and let's
get out of here!
Uh, not till you say sorryCopy !req
184. get out of here!
Uh, not till you say sorry
for calling me lunkhead.Copy !req
185. Uh, not till you say sorry
for calling me lunkhead.
You're so right.Copy !req
186. for calling me lunkhead.
You're so right.
I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
187. You're so right.
I don't know what came over me.
Now, grab the board,Copy !req
188. I don't know what came over me.
Now, grab the board,
smarty-pants!Copy !req
189. Refreshing!
Oh, no!Copy !req
190. Oh, no!
Funky's soul mate!Copy !req
191. Oh, no!
Funky's soul mate!Copy !req
192. Funky's soul mate!
Funky?Copy !req
193. Funky?
Funky?Copy !req
194. Funky?
Funky?
Funky!Copy !req
195. Funky?
Funky!
Wake up, man!Copy !req
196. Funky!
Wake up, man!Copy !req
197. Wake up, man!
What?Copy !req
198. What?
Wake up!Copy !req
199. What?
Wake up!
Huh?Copy !req
200. Wake up!
Huh?
I got bad news—Copy !req
201. Huh?
I got bad news—
Where's my board?Copy !req
202. I got bad news—
Where's my board?
Gone.Copy !req
203. Where's my board?
Gone.
Gone?Copy !req
204. Gone.
Gone?
You promised me, dude!Copy !req
205. Gone?
You promised me, dude!
You gave me your word, man!Copy !req
206. You promised me, dude!
You gave me your word, man!
It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
207. You gave me your word, man!
It wasn't my fault!
Somebody filched it!Copy !req
208. It wasn't my fault!
Somebody filched it!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
209. Somebody filched it!
I'm sorry.
Bag the excuses, DK.Copy !req
210. I'm sorry.
Bag the excuses, DK.
Cop to it, man!Copy !req
211. Bag the excuses, DK.
Cop to it, man!
It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
212. Cop to it, man!
It wasn't my fault!
How are you going to beCopy !req
213. It wasn't my fault!
How are you going to be
future ruler, dude, if you can'tCopy !req
214. How are you going to be
future ruler, dude, if you can't
even tell the truth when youCopy !req
215. future ruler, dude, if you can't
even tell the truth when you
wipe out?Copy !req
216. What a lousy day.
Everyone in Kongo Bongo is
steamed at me.Copy !req
217. Everyone in Kongo Bongo is
steamed at me.
First Candy, now Funky.Copy !req
218. steamed at me.
First Candy, now Funky.
Snap out of it, DK.Copy !req
219. First Candy, now Funky.
Snap out of it, DK.
We're still hanging with ya.Copy !req
220. Snap out of it, DK.
We're still hanging with ya.
Yeah, lighten up!Copy !req
221. We're still hanging with ya.
Yeah, lighten up!
Remember, I'm your sidekick,Copy !req
222. Yeah, lighten up!
Remember, I'm your sidekick,
your second in command, bosomCopy !req
223. Remember, I'm your sidekick,
your second in command, bosom
buddy!Copy !req
224. your second in command, bosom
buddy!
Me, too!Copy !req
225. buddy!
Me, too!
Thanks.Copy !req
226. Me, too!
Thanks.
Hey, I gotta split, you two.Copy !req
227. Thanks.
Hey, I gotta split, you two.
I'll walk the rest of the wayCopy !req
228. Hey, I gotta split, you two.
I'll walk the rest of the way
with my buddy, Dix.Copy !req
229. I'll walk the rest of the way
with my buddy, Dix.
Catch ya later, Diddy!Copy !req
230. with my buddy, Dix.
Catch ya later, Diddy!
See you around, Dids!Copy !req
231. Catch ya later, Diddy!
See you around, Dids!
Come on, DK.Copy !req
232. Well, Crusher, let's hear it.
Uh-huh.
What?Copy !req
233. Uh-huh.
What?
Your imitation!Copy !req
234. What?
Your imitation!
Oh, oh, all right.Copy !req
235. Your imitation!
Oh, oh, all right.
Uh, here goes.Copy !req
236. Oh, oh, all right.
Uh, here goes.
(Imitating K. Lunkhead!Copy !req
237. Uh, here goes.
(Imitating K. Lunkhead!
Once I have the coconut—Copy !req
238. (Imitating K. Lunkhead!
Once I have the coconut—
Not me, you ninny!Copy !req
239. Once I have the coconut—
Not me, you ninny!
Donkey Kong's!Copy !req
240. Not me, you ninny!
Donkey Kong's!
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
241. Donkey Kong's!
Oh, sorry.
I thought you meant you, YourCopy !req
242. Oh, sorry.
I thought you meant you, Your
Mightiness.Copy !req
243. I thought you meant you, Your
Mightiness.
Just do his voice!Copy !req
244. Mightiness.
Just do his voice!Copy !req
245. Just do his voice!
Bananas,Copy !req
246. Bananas,
bananas, bananas.Copy !req
247. Bananas,
bananas, bananas.
I always got bananas on theCopy !req
248. bananas, bananas.
I always got bananas on the
brain.Copy !req
249. I always got bananas on the
brain.
Oh, perfect!Copy !req
250. brain.
Oh, perfect!
Now for phase three: alienateCopy !req
251. Oh, perfect!
Now for phase three: alienate
his closest friends and secondCopy !req
252. Now for phase three: alienate
his closest friends and second
in command.Copy !req
253. his closest friends and second
in command.
Two birds with one stone.Copy !req
254. in command.
Two birds with one stone.Copy !req
255. Two birds with one stone.
I'm devilish!Copy !req
256. I'm devilish!Copy !req
257. It's a swell place, huh?
Yeah, I'll have to bringCopy !req
258. It's a swell place, huh?
Yeah, I'll have to bring
Diddy here!Copy !req
259. Yeah, I'll have to bring
Diddy here!
I used to hang here with myCopy !req
260. Diddy here!
I used to hang here with my
girl.Copy !req
261. I used to hang here with my
girl.
But that's history.Copy !req
262. girl.
But that's history.
Ah, you'll hook up withCopy !req
263. But that's history.
Ah, you'll hook up with
somebody, DK.Copy !req
264. Ah, you'll hook up with
somebody, DK.Copy !req
265. somebody, DK.
Hey, whatCopy !req
266. Hey, what
about you, Dixie?Copy !req
267. Hey, what
about you, Dixie?
Little Dixie Doodle.Copy !req
268. about you, Dixie?
Little Dixie Doodle.
You are fine.Copy !req
269. Little Dixie Doodle.
You are fine.
Huh?Copy !req
270. You are fine.
Huh?
Hey!Copy !req
271. Huh?
Hey!
What is up with you?Copy !req
272. Hey!
What is up with you?
Huh?Copy !req
273. What is up with you?
Huh?
I didn't say anything!Copy !req
274. Huh?
I didn't say anything!
Dogging your best friend!Copy !req
275. I didn't say anything!
Dogging your best friend!
Humph!Copy !req
276. Dogging your best friend!
Humph!
Come on.Copy !req
277. Humph!
Come on.
Put a lip lock on me, Dixie.Copy !req
278. Come on.
Put a lip lock on me, Dixie.
That chump chimp Diddy willCopy !req
279. Put a lip lock on me, Dixie.
That chump chimp Diddy will
never know.Copy !req
280. That chump chimp Diddy will
never know.
You lousy, double-crossing,Copy !req
281. never know.
You lousy, double-crossing,
two-timing—Copy !req
282. You lousy, double-crossing,
two-timing—
Wait till Diddy gets a load ofCopy !req
283. two-timing—
Wait till Diddy gets a load of
this!Copy !req
284. Wait till Diddy gets a load of
this!
What?Copy !req
285. this!
What?
What did I say?Copy !req
286. What?
What did I say?
Oh, sure.Copy !req
287. What did I say?
Oh, sure.
Go tell Diddy.Copy !req
288. Oh, sure.
Go tell Diddy.
That second banana, that halfCopy !req
289. Go tell Diddy.
That second banana, that half
pint.Copy !req
290. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell
him.
I'm gonna tell him what a lousyCopy !req
291. him.
I'm gonna tell him what a lousy
friend you are!Copy !req
292. I'm gonna tell him what a lousy
friend you are!
How are you going to be futureCopy !req
293. friend you are!
How are you going to be future
ruler if you can't even beCopy !req
294. How are you going to be future
ruler if you can't even be
trusted?Copy !req
295. ruler if you can't even be
trusted?
What did I do, Dixie?Copy !req
296. trusted?
What did I do, Dixie?
I was just sitting here!Copy !req
297. Some pal you turned out to
be!
Just because you're my bestCopy !req
298. be!
Just because you're my best
buddy, doesn't mean you got dibsCopy !req
299. Just because you're my best
buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs
on my girl!Copy !req
300. buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs
on my girl!
How are you going to be futureCopy !req
301. on my girl!
How are you going to be future
ruler if you can't even beCopy !req
302. How are you going to be future
ruler if you can't even be
trusted?Copy !req
303. ruler if you can't even be
trusted?
I don't want your girl, ICopy !req
304. trusted?
I don't want your girl, I
never wanted your girl!Copy !req
305. I don't want your girl, I
never wanted your girl!
You can have her.Copy !req
306. never wanted your girl!
You can have her.
Ooh, are you dissing Dixie?Copy !req
307. You can have her.
Ooh, are you dissing Dixie?
Ah!Copy !req
308. Ooh, are you dissing Dixie?
Ah!
This friendship's moving likeCopy !req
309. Ah!
This friendship's moving like
this elevator— down!Copy !req
310. This friendship's moving like
this elevator— down!
Way down!Copy !req
311. this elevator— down!
Way down!
I don't get it.Copy !req
312. Way down!
I don't get it.
Candy, then Funky, then DixieCopy !req
313. I don't get it.
Candy, then Funky, then Dixie
and now Diddy!Copy !req
314. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie
and now Diddy!Copy !req
315. and now Diddy!Copy !req
316. He's asleep.Copy !req
317. He's asleep.
Now for the final phase ofCopy !req
318. He's asleep.
Now for the final phase of
Operation Crush Kong.Copy !req
319. Now for the final phase of
Operation Crush Kong.
Kritters!Copy !req
320. Operation Crush Kong.
Kritters!
No holds barred.Copy !req
321. Kritters!
No holds barred.
Do as much damage as physicallyCopy !req
322. No holds barred.
Do as much damage as physically
possible.Copy !req
323. Do as much damage as physically
possible.
Ready?Copy !req
324. possible.
Ready?
Aim—Copy !req
325. Ready?
Aim—
Ooh, I love a smorgasbord.Copy !req
326. Aim—
Ooh, I love a smorgasbord.
Let me at it!Copy !req
327. Ooh, I love a smorgasbord.
Let me at it!
Fire!Copy !req
328. Let me at it!
Fire!Copy !req
329. Fire!
And now for the incriminatingCopy !req
330. And now for the incriminating
evidence.Copy !req
331. And now for the incriminating
evidence.
All fingers will point to DonkeyCopy !req
332. evidence.
All fingers will point to Donkey
Kong.Copy !req
333. All fingers will point to Donkey
Kong.
Mission accomplished.Copy !req
334. Kong.
Mission accomplished.
Kritters, ready!Copy !req
335. Mission accomplished.
Kritters, ready!
March!Copy !req
336. Kritters, ready!
March!
Hee, huh, hee, huh.Copy !req
337. March!
Hee, huh, hee, huh.
Whatcha got, huh, huh.Copy !req
338. Hee, huh, hee, huh.
Whatcha got, huh, huh.Copy !req
339. Huh?
What?
My pad!Copy !req
340. What?
My pad!
Destroyed!Copy !req
341. My pad!
Destroyed!
Who would do a thing like that?Copy !req
342. Destroyed!
Who would do a thing like that?
Who—Copy !req
343. Who would do a thing like that?
Who—
No.Copy !req
344. Who—
No.
It's not possible.Copy !req
345. No.
It's not possible.
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
346. It's not possible.
Donkey Kong!
I got a bad feeling aboutCopy !req
347. Donkey Kong!
I got a bad feeling about
this.Copy !req
348. I got a bad feeling about
this.
Cranky sounded really mad.Copy !req
349. this.
Cranky sounded really mad.
I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
350. Cranky sounded really mad.
I'm not talking to you.
But you just did!Copy !req
351. I'm not talking to you.
But you just did!
Well, I'm not anymore.Copy !req
352. But you just did!
Well, I'm not anymore.
Yikes!Copy !req
353. Well, I'm not anymore.
Yikes!
What happened to Cranky's place?Copy !req
354. Yikes!
What happened to Cranky's place?
Hey, Cranky, you okay?Copy !req
355. What happened to Cranky's place?
Hey, Cranky, you okay?
What happened?Copy !req
356. Hey, Cranky, you okay?
What happened?
Like you don't know.Copy !req
357. What happened?
Like you don't know.
What?Copy !req
358. Like you don't know.
What?
Don't play dumb.Copy !req
359. What?
Don't play dumb.
I've got the evidence rightCopy !req
360. Don't play dumb.
I've got the evidence right
here, you bumbling baboon!Copy !req
361. I've got the evidence right
here, you bumbling baboon!
A banana skin!Copy !req
362. here, you bumbling baboon!
A banana skin!
Pretty obvious who did it, DK.Copy !req
363. A banana skin!
Pretty obvious who did it, DK.
That's not mine!Copy !req
364. Pretty obvious who did it, DK.
That's not mine!
Oh, sure it isn't.Copy !req
365. That's not mine!
Oh, sure it isn't.
Look, there's still a pieceCopy !req
366. Oh, sure it isn't.
Look, there's still a piece
of banana inside.Copy !req
367. Look, there's still a piece
of banana inside.
I'd never leave a banana bit.Copy !req
368. of banana inside.
I'd never leave a banana bit.
Can I have it?Copy !req
369. I'd never leave a banana bit.
Can I have it?
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
370. Can I have it?
Donkey Kong!
This is it!Copy !req
371. Donkey Kong!
This is it!
I've got no choice but to stripCopy !req
372. This is it!
I've got no choice but to strip
you of your title of futureCopy !req
373. I've got no choice but to strip
you of your title of future
ruler!Copy !req
374. you of your title of future
ruler!
What?Copy !req
375. ruler!
What?
You can't do that!Copy !req
376. What?
You can't do that!
I found the coconut!Copy !req
377. You can't do that!
I found the coconut!
My face is on it!Copy !req
378. I found the coconut!
My face is on it!
Diddy?Copy !req
379. My face is on it!
Diddy?
Yes!Copy !req
380. Diddy?
Yes!
All right!Copy !req
381. Yes!
All right!
It's me, me, me, me!Copy !req
382. All right!
It's me, me, me, me!
I have a future!Copy !req
383. It's me, me, me, me!
I have a future!Copy !req
384. I have a future!
I am the future ruler!Copy !req
385. I am the future ruler!
You see?Copy !req
386. You see?
The coconut has spoken.Copy !req
387. You see?
The coconut has spoken.
I'm giving you a one-way ticketCopy !req
388. The coconut has spoken.
I'm giving you a one-way ticket
to the White Mountains.Copy !req
389. I'm giving you a one-way ticket
to the White Mountains.
No return.Copy !req
390. to the White Mountains.
No return.
No more second banana for me!Copy !req
391. No return.
No more second banana for me!
I'm the King of the Kong!Copy !req
392. No more second banana for me!
I'm the King of the Kong!
The Simian Don Juan!Copy !req
393. I'm the King of the Kong!
The Simian Don Juan!Copy !req
394. The Simian Don Juan!
The White Mountains.Copy !req
395. The White Mountains.
Nothing but snow and glaciersCopy !req
396. The White Mountains.
Nothing but snow and glaciers
and— and—Copy !req
397. Nothing but snow and glaciers
and— and—
And no bananas.Copy !req
398. and— and—
And no bananas.
Hey, Donkey Kong!Copy !req
399. And no bananas.
Hey, Donkey Kong!
Yeah?Copy !req
400. Hey, Donkey Kong!
Yeah?
Happy trails!Copy !req
401. Yeah?
Happy trails!
And don't come back!Copy !req
402. I got my orders, dude.
Dump you off in the White
Mountains.Copy !req
403. Dump you off in the White
Mountains.
Hang on!Copy !req
404. DK: There's no bananas there,
is there, Funky?
There's nothing there, man.Copy !req
405. is there, Funky?
There's nothing there, man.
Nothing but snow.Copy !req
406. There's nothing there, man.
Nothing but snow.
There they are, dude!Copy !req
407. Nothing but snow.
There they are, dude!
Coming in for a drop!Copy !req
408. There they are, dude!
Coming in for a drop!
Whoa!Copy !req
409. Coming in for a drop!
Whoa!
Now for a barrel roll!Copy !req
410. Whoa!
Now for a barrel roll!
Ha ha!Copy !req
411. Now for a barrel roll!
Ha ha!
Aah!Copy !req
412. The plan has gone smoothly!
That simple simian, Donkey Kong,
has been eradicated!Copy !req
413. That simple simian, Donkey Kong,
has been eradicated!
Thanks to our militaryCopy !req
414. has been eradicated!
Thanks to our military
expertise!Copy !req
415. Thanks to our military
expertise!
Uh, I mean thanks to your plan.Copy !req
416. expertise!
Uh, I mean thanks to your plan.
Now it's time for one finalCopy !req
417. Uh, I mean thanks to your plan.
Now it's time for one final
assault.Copy !req
418. Now it's time for one final
assault.
The final takeover!Copy !req
419. assault.
The final takeover!
We're going to raid BlusterCopy !req
420. The final takeover!
We're going to raid Bluster
Barrelworks!Copy !req
421. We're going to raid Bluster
Barrelworks!
But why the barrelworks?Copy !req
422. Barrelworks!
But why the barrelworks?
Why not go for the coconut rightCopy !req
423. But why the barrelworks?
Why not go for the coconut right
away?Copy !req
424. Why not go for the coconut right
away?Copy !req
425. away?
The coconut will come in goodCopy !req
426. The coconut will come in good
time.Copy !req
427. The coconut will come in good
time.
This is phase four of ourCopy !req
428. time.
This is phase four of our
operation.Copy !req
429. This is phase four of our
operation.
You will raid the barrelworksCopy !req
430. operation.
You will raid the barrelworks
and fill the ammunition storesCopy !req
431. You will raid the barrelworks
and fill the ammunition stores
with exploding bands.Copy !req
432. and fill the ammunition stores
with exploding bands.
With the ammo and my army, theCopy !req
433. with exploding bands.
With the ammo and my army, the
apes will be defenceless!Copy !req
434. With the ammo and my army, the
apes will be defenceless!
Especially with that pipsqueakCopy !req
435. apes will be defenceless!
Especially with that pipsqueak
"Didi" at the helm.Copy !req
436. Especially with that pipsqueak
"Didi" at the helm.Copy !req
437. "Didi" at the helm.
So, that spinelessCopy !req
438. So, that spineless
salamander is marching on theCopy !req
439. So, that spineless
salamander is marching on the
barrelworks?Copy !req
440. salamander is marching on the
barrelworks?
Hmm.Copy !req
441. barrelworks?
Hmm.
Time for our leader to lead!Copy !req
442. Hmm.
Time for our leader to lead!Copy !req
443. Time for our leader to lead!
Blast!Copy !req
444. Blast!
What was I thinking puttingCopy !req
445. Blast!
What was I thinking putting
Diddy's face in the coconut?Copy !req
446. What was I thinking putting
Diddy's face in the coconut?
I flew off the handle.Copy !req
447. Diddy's face in the coconut?
I flew off the handle.
I think I might have been aCopy !req
448. I flew off the handle.
I think I might have been a
little hard on DK.Copy !req
449. I think I might have been a
little hard on DK.
Pretty cool you being namedCopy !req
450. little hard on DK.
Pretty cool you being named
future ruler, Dids.Copy !req
451. Pretty cool you being named
future ruler, Dids.
You're the big dude!Copy !req
452. future ruler, Dids.
You're the big dude!
Thanks.Copy !req
453. You're the big dude!
Thanks.Copy !req
454. Thanks.
So, can I get a big smoochCopy !req
455. So, can I get a big smooch
from the big dude?Copy !req
456. So, can I get a big smooch
from the big dude?
You mean me?Copy !req
457. from the big dude?
You mean me?
Sure!Copy !req
458. You mean me?
Sure!
Hey!Copy !req
459. Sure!
Hey!
Cut it out!Copy !req
460. Hey!
Cut it out!
Bad timing, Cranky.Copy !req
461. Cut it out!
Bad timing, Cranky.
K. Rool is marching on theCopy !req
462. Bad timing, Cranky.
K. Rool is marching on the
barrelworks and you've got toCopy !req
463. K. Rool is marching on the
barrelworks and you've got to
get over there!Copy !req
464. barrelworks and you've got to
get over there!
Why me?Copy !req
465. get over there!
Why me?
'Cause you're the futureCopy !req
466. Why me?
'Cause you're the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo!Copy !req
467. 'Cause you're the future
ruler of Kongo Bongo!
As protector of Kongo Bongo,Copy !req
468. ruler of Kongo Bongo!
As protector of Kongo Bongo,
you're expected to risk yourCopy !req
469. As protector of Kongo Bongo,
you're expected to risk your
life at a moment's notice!Copy !req
470. you're expected to risk your
life at a moment's notice!
My life?Copy !req
471. been the king before? ♪
♪ Never had to save the day ♪
♪ Now I've no idea what'sCopy !req
472. in store ♪
♪ Second banana's what I am ♪
♪ I never thought this job wouldCopy !req
473. be full of so much misery ♪
♪ Second banana's what I know ♪
♪ I'm just not cut out to be theCopy !req
474. hero ♪
♪ Maybe it's a twist of fate ♪
♪ But I could never recreateCopy !req
475. Hello, sweet Candy!
Now that DK is out of theCopy !req
476. Hello, sweet Candy!
Now that DK is out of the
picture, how about a date?Copy !req
477. Now that DK is out of the
picture, how about a date?
Forget it, Bluster.Copy !req
478. picture, how about a date?
Forget it, Bluster.
What?Copy !req
479. Forget it, Bluster.
What?
Klump!Copy !req
480. What?
Klump!
This is a raid!Copy !req
481. Klump!
This is a raid!
A raid?Copy !req
482. This is a raid!
A raid?
Oh, Mommy won't go for thisCopy !req
483. A raid?
Oh, Mommy won't go for this
at all!Copy !req
484. Oh, Mommy won't go for this
at all!
Forget your mommy, youCopy !req
485. at all!
Forget your mommy, you
nitwit!Copy !req
486. Forget your mommy, you
nitwit!
Ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
487. No!
I sure wish DK was here.Copy !req
488. No!
I sure wish DK was here.
It pains me to admit it, butCopy !req
489. I sure wish DK was here.
It pains me to admit it, but
so do I.Copy !req
490. It pains me to admit it, but
so do I.
How's that for a barrel ofCopy !req
491. so do I.
How's that for a barrel of
laughs?Copy !req
492. How's that for a barrel of
laughs?Copy !req
493. laughs?
Hold it right there, you pondCopy !req
494. Hold it right there, you pond
gacks!Copy !req
495. Hold it right there, you pond
gacks!
As the future ruler of KongoCopy !req
496. gacks!
As the future ruler of Kongo
Bongo, I order you to scram!Copy !req
497. As the future ruler of Kongo
Bongo, I order you to scram!
Ha ha!Copy !req
498. Bongo, I order you to scram!
Ha ha!
Look who's here to save the day.Copy !req
499. Ha ha!
Look who's here to save the day.
It's the half pint ape.Copy !req
500. Look who's here to save the day.
It's the half pint ape.
Open fire!Copy !req
501. It's the half pint ape.
Open fire!
Ee, ow!Copy !req
502. Open fire!
Ee, ow!
I'm not edible, I'm not edible!Copy !req
503. Ee, ow!
I'm not edible, I'm not edible!
Yikes, yikes!Copy !req
504. I'm not edible, I'm not edible!
Yikes, yikes!Copy !req
505. Yikes, yikes!
What's up now?Copy !req
506. What's up now?
Help, Cranky!Copy !req
507. What's up now?
Help, Cranky!
Go get DK!Copy !req
508. Help, Cranky!
Go get DK!
Get DK!Copy !req
509. Go get DK!
Get DK!
Well, I do miss the big lug.Copy !req
510. Get DK!
Well, I do miss the big lug.
Bananas.Copy !req
511. Well, I do miss the big lug.
Bananas.
I need bananas!Copy !req
512. Bananas.
I need bananas!Copy !req
513. I need bananas!
Bananas!Copy !req
514. Bananas!
Ooh, let me at 'em!Copy !req
515. Bananas!
Ooh, let me at 'em!
Ooh!Copy !req
516. Oh no!
A banana mirage.Copy !req
517. A banana mirage.
Life is so unfair.Copy !req
518. A banana mirage.
Life is so unfair.
Ah, quit feeling sorry forCopy !req
519. Life is so unfair.
Ah, quit feeling sorry for
yourself.Copy !req
520. Ah, quit feeling sorry for
yourself.
There's trouble brewing at theCopy !req
521. yourself.
There's trouble brewing at the
barrel factory.Copy !req
522. There's trouble brewing at the
barrel factory.
Diddy will take care of it.Copy !req
523. barrel factory.
Diddy will take care of it.
The pipsqueak is in over hisCopy !req
524. Diddy will take care of it.
The pipsqueak is in over his
head.Copy !req
525. The pipsqueak is in over his
head.
You're the only one who can doCopy !req
526. head.
You're the only one who can do
the job!Copy !req
527. You're the only one who can do
the job!
But I'm weak, I can't.Copy !req
528. the job!
But I'm weak, I can't.
I haven't had any bananas allCopy !req
529. But I'm weak, I can't.
I haven't had any bananas all
day!Copy !req
530. I haven't had any bananas all
day!
Well—Copy !req
531. day!
Well—
Bananas!Copy !req
532. Well—
Bananas!
I couldn't let you go withoutCopy !req
533. Bananas!
I couldn't let you go without
packing you a couple of bananasCopy !req
534. I couldn't let you go without
packing you a couple of bananas
for the road.Copy !req
535. packing you a couple of bananas
for the road.
Let me at 'em!Copy !req
536. for the road.
Let me at 'em!
Isn't someone going to saveCopy !req
537. Let me at 'em!
Isn't someone going to save
us?Copy !req
538. Isn't someone going to save
us?
Fat chance.Copy !req
539. us?
Fat chance.
Donkey Kong, where are you?Copy !req
540. Fat chance.
Donkey Kong, where are you?
Right here, little buddy.Copy !req
541. Donkey Kong, where are you?
Right here, little buddy.
Donkey Kong?Copy !req
542. Right here, little buddy.
Donkey Kong?
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
543. Donkey Kong?
Donkey Kong!Copy !req
544. Donkey Kong!
Easy there, big fella!Copy !req
545. Easy there, big fella!
Boo.Copy !req
546. Boo.
Aah!Copy !req
547. Boo.
Aah!
Run for your life!Copy !req
548. Aah!
Run for your life!
Each lizard for himself!Copy !req
549. Run for your life!
Each lizard for himself!Copy !req
550. Each lizard for himself!
Atta boy, DK!Copy !req
551. Atta boy, DK!
What a hero!Copy !req
552. What a hero!
You're the best, DK!Copy !req
553. What a hero!
You're the best, DK!Copy !req
554. You're the best, DK!
It's not pretty, butCopy !req
555. It's not pretty, but
it's right.Copy !req
556. It's not pretty, but
it's right.
Oh, I'm glad it's you back inCopy !req
557. it's right.
Oh, I'm glad it's you back in
there and not me, DK.Copy !req
558. Oh, I'm glad it's you back in
there and not me, DK.
Besides, I'm really a goodCopy !req
559. there and not me, DK.
Besides, I'm really a good
second banana.Copy !req
560. Besides, I'm really a good
second banana.
Well, the top banana wouldn'tCopy !req
561. second banana.
Well, the top banana wouldn't
be top banana without his secondCopy !req
562. Well, the top banana wouldn't
be top banana without his second
banana.Copy !req
563. be top banana without his second
banana.
See, you gotta have the firstCopy !req
564. banana.
See, you gotta have the first
banana and then the secondCopy !req
565. See, you gotta have the first
banana and then the second
banana.Copy !req
566. banana and then the second
banana.
Hey, easy, DK.Copy !req
567. banana.
Hey, easy, DK.
That's what got you into troubleCopy !req
568. Hey, easy, DK.
That's what got you into trouble
to start with.Copy !req
569. That's what got you into trouble
to start with.
You can take the ape out ofCopy !req
570. to start with.
You can take the ape out of
the jungle—Copy !req
571. You can take the ape out of
the jungle—
But you can't take theCopy !req
572. the jungle—
But you can't take the
jungle out of the ape!Copy !req
573. But you can't take the
jungle out of the ape!Copy !req