Donkey Kong Country 1x10

Directed by

Damon D'Oliveira as Funky Kong (voice)

Eddie the Yeti, in a foul mood, keeps the whole island awake with his pounding. Cranky makes a potion to put Eddie in a better mood.

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1. Ahhh!

2. No way, not again!

3. That's it, this has got to stop!

4. All right, Eddie, you Mean Old

5. Yeti, time for an attitude adjustment.

6. Should be something in

7. "Mr. Bongo" s Guide to Curses,

8. Potions and Spells."

9. Ah-ha, this should do the trick.

10. First, make the stock.

11. Two quarts of swamp gunk, strained.

12. Three teaspoons of toad's mould.

13. One dollop of foot fungus.

14. Make that five dollops.

15. Add one cherry and...

16. now for the secret ingredient.

17. "Caution, do not add the secret

18. ingredient until ready to use."

19. If it'll work on me, then it's

20. sure to work on Mean Old Eddie.

21. Yuck!

22. Call the sand man, I need

23. a walk in the drone zone, dude.

24. Oh, I'm bagged.

25. Sacked.

26. Pooped.

27. Whipped.

28. Trashed.

29. Bone tired.

30. What's up with the dude, Donkey Kong?

31. Up all night, laying a big-time

32. bruising on everything with his

33. prehistoric club?

34. He's Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.

35. That's what mean old Yetis do.

36. Hey, I'm hip to letting the

37. cave dude express himself but,

38. like, he's keeping everyone up.

39. That's the way it is with

40. mean old Yetis, Funky.

41. The older they get, the meaner they get.

42. And the meaner they get,

43. the noisier they get.

44. And the noisier Eddie gets,

45. the crankier everyone else gets.

46. Cranky?

47. What are you looking at?

48. Get back to my place, pronto!

49. What's up, Cranky?

50. Just get here!

51. Oh, I'm bagged, sacked,

52. pooped, whipped, bone tired.

53. Klump, wake up!

54. If I don't sleep, no one sleeps.

55. Uh, what, huh?

56. Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!

57. I can't very well come up

58. with my diabolical plans to

59. take over Kongo Bongo if I

60. haven't caught more than 40

61. winks, now can I?

62. No, sir, King K. Rool, sir!

63. Well, you were supposed to

64. find out where that impossible

65. clatter is coming from.

66. Right.

67. Well, uh, the disturbance seems

68. to be generated from the

69. vicinity of the White Mountains.

70. My scouts have yet to determine

71. the exact location.

72. Then go find the source of

73. that banging yourself, you useless newt!

74. Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!

75. Klump!

76. Now zip your lip and listen.

77. I've got something that will

78. snap Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

79. out of his mean old mood.

80. Eddie's not the only one who

81. could use some of that.

82. I heard that.

83. So, uh, what's the plan, huh, Cranky?

84. Tickle Tonic.

85. Guaranteed to have even a Mean

86. Old Yeti giggling like a hyena.

87. Well, then, just leave it to

88. Dr. Donkey Kong to cure Eddie's

89. mean old club banging blues.

90. Not so fast, not so fast.

91. I need to take it to Eddie myself.

92. There's a secret ingredient

93. that needs to be added just

94. before I give it to him.

95. Otherwise it won't work.

96. Funky's picking me up in a

97. couple of minutes.

98. You're flying with Funky?

99. What choice do I have?

100. I got to get to the White

101. Mountains and back before you two mess up.

102. Keep an eye on the Coconut.

103. And don't touch anything!

104. Don't worry, Cranky.

105. We won't touch a thing.

106. I'm too tired to be keeping

107. an eye on the Coconut.

108. Hey, no problem.

109. Cranky once gave me a mega

110. vitamin drink, maybe we can

111. find his recipe.

112. Oh, I don't know, little buddy.

113. Don't worry, DK,

114. everything's under control.

115. Hey, see if there's a recipe in that book.

116. But we promised Cranky... No problem.

117. Go on, look for a recipe.

118. Okay, little buddy.

119. Hmm.

120. Uh, here.

121. "Say one banana and zing, zang, zoat.

122. Then say coconut and it should float."

123. No, no, DK, that's not it.

124. That's not the right formula.

125. I'm getting it, Diddy.

126. Woo-hoo-hoo!

127. Yeah, go, Diddy, go!

128. Mixing away!

129. Bottoms up, big buddy.

130. The Crystal Coconut!

131. It floated out the window!

132. But how?

133. "Then say Coconut..."

134. "And it should float."

135. It was a magic spell, not a recipe!

136. And it worked.

137. Come back!

138. Stop!

139. We messed up, little buddy.

140. Big time!

141. Oh, what do we do now, DK, huh?

142. Follow that Coconut!

143. Hang on, frail dude!

144. We're jammin' to Yeti land!

145. What am I doing in this contraption?

146. I got an airhead airline pilot

147. and a couple of knuckleheads

148. guarding the Crystal Coconut.

149. Chill, Cranky.

150. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, ha-ha!

151. What am I worried about?

152. If those two stir up any trouble... ahhh...

153. I won't live long enough to see it!

154. Whoaaaa!

155. DK: All of Kongo Bongo's in danger.

156. Because of us!

157. What if we lose the Coconut and

158. K. Rool gets his grubby claws on it?

159. We're doomed.

160. Right.

161. So we gotta figure out how to...

162. No more spells, Diddy.

163. I got us into this jam and

164. I'm gonna get us out of it.

165. My way.

166. This is too much for me!

167. What?

168. I can't hear.

169. I said put this crate down!

170. Upside down?

171. Excellent!

172. Nooooo!

173. The Tickle Tonic!

174. Supersonic?

175. Coming up!

176. Got it!

177. That was too close.

178. If you do that again.

179. Again?

180. Woooo!

181. Sleep... Sleep...

182. Just a couple of moments,

183. a wink, perhaps two.

184. Where is that numbskull?

185. Klump!

186. Uh, good morning, your majesty.

187. I mean, King K. Rool, sir!

188. Whatever it is, it's still banging, Klump.

189. Yes, sir!

190. A source located, sir.

191. It's Eddie the Mean Old Yeti, sir.

192. Krusha, confirm.

193. Krusha?

194. Krusha!

195. Uh... I was in dreamy land.

196. I want him silenced, now!

197. Yes, sir!

198. For sleeping on the job, sir?

199. Not Krusha, you dolt!

200. Eddie the... huh?

201. Any other unusual sightings to

202. report, General Klump?

203. No suspicious activity whatsoever, sir.

204. Ah, wouldn't you consider a

205. floating Crystal Coconut a tad unusual?

206. I would, indeed, sir.

207. It headed toward the Barrel Factory.

208. You know what to do!

209. Yes, sir!

210. Put a stop to the banging, sir!

211. No, you lunk-head!

212. Uh, silence Krusha?

213. I'll take care of the Yeti,

214. you get me that Coconut, now!

215. Yes, sir, over and... Out.

216. Any sign of it, Diddy?

217. Not since we lost sight of it

218. way back there.

219. Look!

220. We got to get it back.

221. Bluster's barrel copter.

222. Woo-hoo-hoo!

223. I got it!

224. Banana slamma, little buddy.

225. Now hang on.

226. Looks like those boys could

227. use a hand landing that thing.

228. Kritters!

229. What's for lunch?

230. I'm starving.

231. Sounds like helicopter blades, yum!

232. Oh, goody!

233. Ready and fire!

234. Klaptraps!

235. Don't let it out of your sight, Krusha!

236. It's mine!

237. I mean, ours.

238. I mean, King K. Rool's!

239. I think I just spotted Eddie.

240. I am ready, dude.

241. Not ready, Yeti!

242. Not ready yet?

243. Just say when.

244. Isn't there something you

245. can do so we can communicate?

246. All right, so, let's communicate.

247. What did you do?

248. Turned the engine off.

249. Then what's holding us up?

250. Like... nothing.

251. If that was Klump's Klaptraps

252. that shot us down, you can bet

253. your last banana that he's got

254. the Coconut and he's carting it

255. off to King K. Fool as we speak.

256. I really, really, really blew

257. it this time, little buddy.

258. I don't deserve to be future ruler.

259. Whoa, DK.

260. I can't believe you actually said that.

261. Hey, the Coconut named you future ruler.

262. No one said it was ever going

263. to be easy to be ruler.

264. And no one ever said you weren't

265. going to make some mistakes.

266. I guess it's how you deal

267. with those mistakes.

268. Right.

269. And, besides, nothing and no

270. one is bigger or better than

271. the king of all Kongs, Donkey Kong!

272. I'm back!

273. All right!

274. Now, let's get that Coconut

275. from those slippery salamanders.

276. And the next time I go

277. somewhere with you, remind me to stay home.

278. Y-y-yeah, well, the next time

279. I go somewhere with you, I'm

280. not coming either.

281. Let's find this snow dude and

282. get out of here.

283. I think he just found us.

284. Me, Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.

285. Chill out, ice dude, and cut the decibels.

286. You're stressing everybody out.

287. Not cool.

288. Me cranky.

289. No, I'm Cranky.

290. Welcome to the club, cranky dudes.

291. I'm cranky too.

292. Me crankiest!

293. And he's got the club!

294. Huh?

295. I hate this place.

296. Gives me the creeps.

297. DK: That's because it's full

298. of K. Rool's creeps, Diddy.

299. But we got to go in.

300. It's the only hope we have to

301. get the Crystal Coconut back from Klump.

302. You're right, DK.

303. But how?

304. Okay, here's the plan.

305. First we sneak in.

306. Yeah, yeah, good, sneak in, then what?

307. Slow down, will ya.

308. I haven't gotten that far yet.

309. Oh, great.

310. If we get out of here with that

311. Coconut, DK, we'll be the two

312. luckiest apes alive.

313. And if we don't, we'll be

314. the two unluckiest apes.

315. Don't say it, DK, don't say it.

316. It's okay, we like lost him.

317. He's really getting on my nerves.

318. Ditto, dude.

319. He's a serious threat to my inner peace.

320. He's bringing me down.

321. How can we tickle him if we

322. can't get close enough to get

323. the tonic on his tonsils?

324. And it's starting to freeze!

325. Then let's tickle sickle him.

326. You may want to stick a

327. thermometer in your ear.

328. I think the same thing is

329. happening to your head.

330. A snowball, dude!

331. In goes the tonic and we'll

332. slam-dunk the tickle down his throat.

333. Unbelievable!

334. A good idea, from you!

335. Start making, Funky, and I'll

336. finish mixing.

337. I'm gonna rendezvous with

338. King K. Rool in the White

339. Mountains to report that our

340. mission was a success.

341. Guard it with your life, Krusha.

342. And no sleeping.

343. I will do a good job.

344. Warp speed!

345. Oh, great!

346. Now we won't even get close to

347. the Coconut without him seeing us.

348. I've got a plan.

349. I've heard that before.

350. Okay, DK, I'm dying

351. to hear the second part of your plan.

352. This is where you go up and

353. get the Coconut.

354. Without waking sleeping-ugly.

355. Oh.

356. The ice man cometh, dude!

357. All the Tickle Tonic's

358. loaded in that snowball.

359. One shot's all you got, Funky.

360. Now!

361. K. Rool?

362. Eddie.

363. Klump?

364. Your majesty, sir.

365. Reporting in person.

366. The Crystal Coconut is now in

367. our possession.

368. The Coconut?

369. Oh, goody!

370. Then Kongo Bongo is mine!

371. Those knuckleheads!

372. Can't leave them alone for two seconds.

373. Now everything's down the sewer!

374. Things couldn't get any worse!

375. Uh-oh.

376. Like anyone order an avalanche?

377. Run!

378. Huh?

379. Hurry up, little buddy.

380. Time to wake up.

381. Mommy?

382. Hey.

383. It's

384. okay, go back to sleep.

385. Hey, you're not mommy.

386. After them!

387. Is that earth tremor part of your plan?

388. No.

389. But this is.

390. Banana slamma!

391. I'm a bad boy.

392. Start digging, Klump!

393. The sooner you get all this snow off me...

394. The sooner I'll collect my

395. coconuts with you!

396. Ruler of Kongo... Bongo.

397. The blood sink the boat,

398. now the coconut will not longer float.

399. Done.

400. Phew!

401. I'm sorry, Cranky.

402. Diddy and I...

403. I'm too tired for apologies, Donkey Kong.

404. The important thing is you got

405. the Coconut back.

406. Next time we won't goof-up.

407. Promise.

408. Everybody out.

409. We left Eddie with a smile on his face.

410. Who knows how long it's going to last.

411. I'm getting some shut-eye while I can.

412. That goes for all of us.

413. DK: Sweet dreams.

414. "Night-night.

415. Oh, no!

416. Funny!