Donkey Kong Country 1x18

1. Little Warrior to Big Warrior, come in! Over.

2. Warrior, come in! Over. DK: I can hear you loud and

3. Over. DK: I can hear you loud and clear, little buddy!

4. DK: I can hear you loud and clear, little buddy! Not "little buddy"!

5. clear, little buddy! Not "little buddy"! Little Warrior!

6. Not "little buddy"! Little Warrior! If you're going to play with

7. Little Warrior! If you're going to play with banana phones, you've got to

8. If you're going to play with banana phones, you've got to talk in secret agent code, DK!

9. banana phones, you've got to talk in secret agent code, DK! Uh, I mean, Big Warrior.

10. talk in secret agent code, DK! Uh, I mean, Big Warrior. Oh, yeah!

11. Uh, I mean, Big Warrior. Oh, yeah! Okay, okay.

12. Oh, yeah! Okay, okay. Little Warrior—

13. Okay, okay. Little Warrior—

14. Little Warrior— This is fun!

15. This is fun! No, it's serious!

16. This is fun! No, it's serious! We're gorilla agents on a top

17. No, it's serious! We're gorilla agents on a top secret mission, sent in to the

18. We're gorilla agents on a top secret mission, sent in to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous

19. secret mission, sent in to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of the jungle!

20. deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of the jungle! Really?

21. part of the jungle! Really? Yes, there's no telling what

22. Really? Yes, there's no telling what kind of uncivilized,

23. Yes, there's no telling what kind of uncivilized, pea-brained gargantuan beasts

24. kind of uncivilized, pea-brained gargantuan beasts could be lurking out there!

25. pea-brained gargantuan beasts could be lurking out there! Why we gonna steal the banana

26. could be lurking out there! Why we gonna steal the banana toy?

27. Why we gonna steal the banana toy? It's not a toy!

28. toy? It's not a toy! Any military genius can see it's

29. It's not a toy! Any military genius can see it's really a superior eavesdropping

30. Any military genius can see it's really a superior eavesdropping device, used to secure delicate

31. really a superior eavesdropping device, used to secure delicate information from the enemy.

32. device, used to secure delicate information from the enemy. Looks like a toy to me.

33. information from the enemy. Looks like a toy to me. Well, it's not!

34. Looks like a toy to me. Well, it's not! It's a secret spy device.

35. Well, it's not! It's a secret spy device. I'll need to get my hands on it

36. It's a secret spy device. I'll need to get my hands on it if I'm gonna get back in King K.

37. I'll need to get my hands on it if I'm gonna get back in King K. Rool's good books.

38. if I'm gonna get back in King K. Rool's good books. Hush, now.

39. Rool's good books. Hush, now. Little fella's coming this way.

40. Hush, now. Little fella's coming this way. See anything, Big Warrior?

41. Little fella's coming this way. See anything, Big Warrior? Not yet, Little—

42. See anything, Big Warrior? Not yet, Little— Wait.

43. Not yet, Little— Wait. I hear something in the bushes.

44. Wait. I hear something in the bushes. Me, too!

45. I hear something in the bushes. Me, too! It's right in front of me!

46. Me, too! It's right in front of me!

47. It's right in front of me! Got you!

48. Got you! Oh!

49. Oh! Look at this!

50. Oh! Look at this! What do you think it is?

51. Look at this! What do you think it is? I don't know.

52. What do you think it is? I don't know. Maybe it dropped out of an alien

53. I don't know. Maybe it dropped out of an alien spaceship or something.

54. Maybe it dropped out of an alien spaceship or something. Betcha it's got magical powers.

55. spaceship or something. Betcha it's got magical powers. You think so?

56. Betcha it's got magical powers. You think so? Hey!

57. You think so? Hey! My banana phone— it's gone!

58. Hey! My banana phone— it's gone!

59. My banana phone— it's gone! Oh, those no good, dirty,

60. Oh, those no good, dirty, rotten, low-down,

61. Oh, those no good, dirty, rotten, low-down, yellow-bellied, deep in slime

62. rotten, low-down, yellow-bellied, deep in slime sucking salamanders!

63. yellow-bellied, deep in slime sucking salamanders! Why would they steal a banana

64. sucking salamanders! Why would they steal a banana phone?

65. Why would they steal a banana phone? They probably stole it so

66. phone? They probably stole it so they could spy on us.

67. They probably stole it so they could spy on us. Listen in on everything we say.

68. they could spy on us. Listen in on everything we say. Then let's give them

69. Listen in on everything we say. Then let's give them something to really listen to!

70. Then let's give them something to really listen to! Oh, you mean like a practical

71. something to really listen to! Oh, you mean like a practical joke?

72. Oh, you mean like a practical joke?

73. joke? Yeah!

74. Yeah! Let's radio them, then hang up!

75. Yeah! Let's radio them, then hang up!

76. Let's radio them, then hang up! No, that's not going to teach

77. No, that's not going to teach them a lesson.

78. No, that's not going to teach them a lesson. But I know what will!

79. You're late! Sorry, King K. Rool, sorry. But we were detained!

80. Sorry, King K. Rool, sorry. But we were detained! For a good reason.

81. But we were detained! For a good reason. There is no good reason for

82. For a good reason. There is no good reason for tardiness.

83. There is no good reason for tardiness. Whoa!

84. What is this? It's an eavesdropping device, sir.

85. It's an eavesdropping device, sir. A bug.

86. sir. A bug. I'm not interested in bugs,

87. A bug. I'm not interested in bugs, I'm interested in power.

88. I'm not interested in bugs, I'm interested in power. Supreme power, unlimited power

89. I'm interested in power. Supreme power, unlimited power that will make me—

90. Supreme power, unlimited power that will make me— Powerful.

91. that will make me— Powerful. Hey, DK, what should

92. Powerful. Hey, DK, what should we do with this shiny new

93. Hey, DK, what should we do with this shiny new amulet?

94. we do with this shiny new amulet? DK: You mean the one that is

95. amulet? DK: You mean the one that is even more magical than the

96. DK: You mean the one that is even more magical than the Crystal Coconut?

97. even more magical than the Crystal Coconut?

98. Crystal Coconut? More magical than the Crystal

99. More magical than the Crystal Coconut?

100. More magical than the Crystal Coconut? Oh where, oh where

101. Coconut? Oh where, oh where should we put it?

102. Oh where, oh where should we put it? DK: Maybe we should hide it

103. should we put it? DK: Maybe we should hide it someplace like the Forbidden

104. DK: Maybe we should hide it someplace like the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo?

105. someplace like the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo? No one will find it.

106. Forest of Kongo Bongo? No one will find it. You mean the lizards?

107. No one will find it. You mean the lizards? DK: Yeah!

108. You mean the lizards? DK: Yeah! King K. Rool and his cronies.

109. DK: Yeah! King K. Rool and his cronies.

110. King K. Rool and his cronies. Cronies?

111. Cronies? What's a crony?

112. Cronies? What's a crony? Oh, it's a derogatory term

113. What's a crony? Oh, it's a derogatory term used to describe heathen

114. Oh, it's a derogatory term used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who

115. used to describe heathen henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of

116. henchmen like ourselves who reside in the lowest level of authority.

117. reside in the lowest level of authority. Wait, you two room spun

118. authority. Wait, you two room spun idiots, be quiet!

119. Wait, you two room spun idiots, be quiet! I'm trying to eavesdrop!

120. idiots, be quiet! I'm trying to eavesdrop! DK: No one can find out we're

121. I'm trying to eavesdrop! DK: No one can find out we're hiding this magical mysterious

122. DK: No one can find out we're hiding this magical mysterious amulet in the Forbidden Fores.

123. hiding this magical mysterious amulet in the Forbidden Fores. Klump, Krusha— to the

124. amulet in the Forbidden Fores. Klump, Krusha— to the Forbidden Forest!

125. Klump, Krusha— to the Forbidden Forest! Immediately!

126. Forbidden Forest! Immediately! I want that power source!

127. Immediately! I want that power source!

128. I want that power source! Oh, what a great practical

129. Oh, what a great practical joke!

130. Oh, what a great practical joke!

131. joke! Wait till Cranky hears this one!

132. Wait till Cranky hears this one! How many times have I told

133. Wait till Cranky hears this one! How many times have I told you not to play practical jokes?

134. How many times have I told you not to play practical jokes? We were just having some fun.

135. you not to play practical jokes? We were just having some fun. Every ape with a brain knows

136. We were just having some fun. Every ape with a brain knows that's the Amulet of Bug a

137. Every ape with a brain knows that's the Amulet of Bug a Boogie!

138. that's the Amulet of Bug a Boogie! Huh?

139. Boogie! Huh? It's nothing but pure evil!

140. Huh? It's nothing but pure evil! We're all in danger now!

141. It's nothing but pure evil! We're all in danger now! What should we do?

142. We're all in danger now! What should we do? You have to bring it

143. What should we do? You have to bring it someplace no one will ever go!

144. You have to bring it someplace no one will ever go! Go to the Forbidden Forest and

145. someplace no one will ever go! Go to the Forbidden Forest and hide it in the Well of Woes.

146. Go to the Forbidden Forest and hide it in the Well of Woes. Whoa!

147. hide it in the Well of Woes. Whoa! No way am I going to the

148. Whoa! No way am I going to the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo!

149. No way am I going to the Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo! You have to!

150. Forbidden Forest of Kongo Bongo! You have to! The fate of Kongo Bongo relies

151. You have to! The fate of Kongo Bongo relies on it!

152. The fate of Kongo Bongo relies on it! I don't believe it!

153. on it! I don't believe it! You're scared!

154. I don't believe it! You're scared! Am not.

155. You're scared! Am not. I'm just looking out for you,

156. Am not. I'm just looking out for you, little buddy.

157. I'm just looking out for you, little buddy. Wouldn't want you to get eaten

158. little buddy. Wouldn't want you to get eaten by a bog monster.

159. Wouldn't want you to get eaten by a bog monster.

160. by a bog monster. A bog monster?

161. A bog monster? Will you two quit your

162. A bog monster? Will you two quit your goofing around and scat?

163. Will you two quit your goofing around and scat? There's no telling what kind of

164. goofing around and scat? There's no telling what kind of evil has already been unleashed!

165. There's no telling what kind of evil has already been unleashed! Now go!

166. And hurry! Those knuckleheads!

167. Those knuckleheads! That'll teach them a lesson and

168. Those knuckleheads! That'll teach them a lesson and keep them out of my fur for a

169. That'll teach them a lesson and keep them out of my fur for a while.

170. the reason I'm a pirate ♪ ♪ Ransack and pillaging ♪ ♪ Don't knock it

171. Kilimanjaro ♪ ♪ As well as raid a tomb ♪ ♪ I steal the mummy from a

172. great pension plan ♪ ♪ Arr, then come aboard! ♪ ♪ Lyin', loot and stealin' is

173. the reason we are pirates ♪ ♪ Ransack and pillaging ♪ ♪ Don't knock it

174. Ha ha! What a nice song. Mais oui.

175. Hip, hup, hip, hup! Company halt! Krusha?

176. Company halt! Krusha? Krusha!

177. Krusha? Krusha! Klump...

178. Krusha! Klump... Oh, Krusha!

179. Klump... Oh, Krusha! Klump!

180. Oh, Krusha! Klump! Where's the magic amulet?

181. Klump! Where's the magic amulet? Haven't you found Donkey Kong

182. Where's the magic amulet? Haven't you found Donkey Kong yet?

183. Haven't you found Donkey Kong yet? Uh, almost, sir.

184. yet? Uh, almost, sir. "Almost"?

185. Uh, almost, sir. "Almost"? As in I'm almost ready to

186. "Almost"? As in I'm almost ready to barbeque your sorry carcass?

187. As in I'm almost ready to barbeque your sorry carcass? Uh, no.

188. barbeque your sorry carcass? Uh, no. Almost as in somewhere between

189. Uh, no. Almost as in somewhere between not really and sort of-kind o.

190. Almost as in somewhere between not really and sort of-kind o. Don't tell me you're lost!

191. not really and sort of-kind o. Don't tell me you're lost! Oh, negative, sir.

192. Don't tell me you're lost! Oh, negative, sir. My keen sense of sight, smell

193. Oh, negative, sir. My keen sense of sight, smell and direction have yet to fail

194. My keen sense of sight, smell and direction have yet to fail me.

195. and direction have yet to fail me. Hip, hup, hip, hup!

196. me. Hip, hup, hip, hup! Hip, hup—

197. Hip, hup, hip, hup! Hip, hup— Hip, hup, what ya got?

198. Hip, hup— Hip, hup, what ya got? A general's brain can't hold

199. Hip, hup, what ya got? A general's brain can't hold a thought.

200. Aah! DK's a scaredy cat!

201. Aah! DK's a scaredy cat! DK's a—

202. DK's a scaredy cat! DK's a— Stop that!

203. DK's a— Stop that! I am not.

204. Stop that! I am not. I know, I'm just funning you.

205. I am not. I know, I'm just funning you. There's nothing to be

206. I know, I'm just funning you. There's nothing to be scared—

207. There's nothing to be scared— Roar!

208. scared— Roar! Aah!

209. Roar! Aah!

210. Aah! It was me, ya goof!

211. It was me, ya goof! Roar!

212. It was me, ya goof! Roar! That was you?

213. Roar! That was you? Of course!

214. That was you? Of course! Who else?

215. Of course! Who else? Now, quit clowning.

216. Who else? Now, quit clowning. I just want to find this Well of

217. Now, quit clowning. I just want to find this Well of Woe and get out of here.

218. I just want to find this Well of Woe and get out of here. Me too!

219. Woe and get out of here. Me too!

220. Me too! That'll teach 'em.

221. That'll teach 'em. Teach who what?

222. That'll teach 'em. Teach who what?

223. Teach who what? Teach DK and Diddy that

224. Teach DK and Diddy that practical jokes aren't fun!

225. Teach DK and Diddy that practical jokes aren't fun! Sounds fly!

226. practical jokes aren't fun! Sounds fly! Label the scene for me, ancient

227. Sounds fly! Label the scene for me, ancient relic dude.

228. Label the scene for me, ancient relic dude. DK and Diddy found this crazy

229. relic dude. DK and Diddy found this crazy gadget, so I told him it was a

230. DK and Diddy found this crazy gadget, so I told him it was a magical amulet with evil powers!

231. gadget, so I told him it was a magical amulet with evil powers! Then I sent them on a wild goose

232. magical amulet with evil powers! Then I sent them on a wild goose chase to the Forbidden Forest to

233. Then I sent them on a wild goose chase to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of it, but the place I

234. chase to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of it, but the place I sent them to doesn't even exist!

235. get rid of it, but the place I sent them to doesn't even exist! Whoa!

236. sent them to doesn't even exist! Whoa! Negative karma, fossil man!

237. Whoa! Negative karma, fossil man! What are you talking about?

238. Negative karma, fossil man! What are you talking about? Zen law, dude!

239. What are you talking about? Zen law, dude! What goes around, comes around.

240. Zen law, dude! What goes around, comes around. You'd better flex a move to

241. What goes around, comes around. You'd better flex a move to correct or I'm betting you are

242. You'd better flex a move to correct or I'm betting you are regretting.

243. correct or I'm betting you are regretting.

244. regretting. Don't be silly.

245. Don't be silly. It's just a practical joke.

246. Don't be silly. It's just a practical joke.

247. It's just a practical joke. Practical joke!

248. Practical joke! Hmm, a practical joke?

249. Hmm, a practical joke? I'm duped!

250. Hmm, a practical joke? I'm duped! And what's more, I've got Klump

251. I'm duped! And what's more, I've got Klump and Krusha in the Forbidden

252. And what's more, I've got Klump and Krusha in the Forbidden Forest running after an amulet

253. and Krusha in the Forbidden Forest running after an amulet that's worthless when all this

254. Forest running after an amulet that's worthless when all this time I could have been stealing

255. that's worthless when all this time I could have been stealing the Crystal Coconut in Donkey

256. time I could have been stealing the Crystal Coconut in Donkey Kong's absence!

257. the Crystal Coconut in Donkey Kong's absence!

258. Kong's absence! The Crystal Coconut!

259. The Crystal Coconut! Krusha!

260. Krusha! Abort the mission and come back

261. Krusha! Abort the mission and come back to headquarters immediately!

262. Abort the mission and come back to headquarters immediately! I can't.

263. to headquarters immediately! I can't. Why not?

264. I can't. Why not? Something bad happened.

265. Why not? Something bad happened. Argh!

266. Something bad happened. Argh! Then find Klump and tell him to

267. Argh! Then find Klump and tell him to get his leathery hide back here

268. Then find Klump and tell him to get his leathery hide back here immediately!

269. get his leathery hide back here immediately! Klump!

270. immediately! Klump! You don't have to shout.

271. Klump! You don't have to shout. Klump?

272. You don't have to shout. Klump?

273. Klump? Oh, hello there, sir.

274. Oh, hello there, sir. Everything, um—

275. Oh, hello there, sir. Everything, um— under control here.

276. Everything, um— under control here. If I recall, my villain

277. under control here. If I recall, my villain tutorial's lesson 109 states,

278. If I recall, my villain tutorial's lesson 109 states, "When all else fails, implement

279. tutorial's lesson 109 states, "When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical

280. "When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical plan yourself!"

281. and execute heinous diabolical plan yourself!"

282. plan yourself!" Hey, how did you fit these

283. Hey, how did you fit these little pirate dudes in the Zen

284. Hey, how did you fit these little pirate dudes in the Zen gem?

285. little pirate dudes in the Zen gem? Pirates?

286. gem? Pirates? What?

287. Pirates? What? Oh, no!

288. What? Oh, no! They're on the island!

289. Oh, no! They're on the island! I've got to warn Donkey Kong!

290. They're on the island! I've got to warn Donkey Kong! Far out.

291. I've got to warn Donkey Kong! Far out. Now the joke's on you.

292. Far out. Now the joke's on you. Karmic kickback!

293. Now the joke's on you. Karmic kickback!

294. Karmic kickback! Just watch the coconut, will

295. Just watch the coconut, will you?

296. Just watch the coconut, will you? Whoa!

297. you? Whoa! I'm sensing some really negative

298. Whoa! I'm sensing some really negative vibes.

299. I'm sensing some really negative vibes. Whoa!

300. vibes. Whoa! Jump back, Jack!

301. Whoa! Jump back, Jack! Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack.

302. Jump back, Jack! Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack. And I come in the name of me

303. Arr, I be Skurvy, not Jack. And I come in the name of me great-great-great-grand-pappy to

304. And I come in the name of me great-great-great-grand-pappy to claim me birthright— the

305. great-great-great-grand-pappy to claim me birthright— the Crystal Coconut.

306. claim me birthright— the Crystal Coconut. I gotta tell you dudes, you

307. Crystal Coconut. I gotta tell you dudes, you are riding some serious negative

308. I gotta tell you dudes, you are riding some serious negative waves.

309. are riding some serious negative waves. But you're in luck— I have

310. waves. But you're in luck— I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign

311. But you're in luck— I have cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras.

312. cosmic jurisdiction to assign mantras. But before I can do that, you

313. mantras. But before I can do that, you dudes will need a major cosmic

314. But before I can do that, you dudes will need a major cosmic cleansing and total clearing of

315. dudes will need a major cosmic cleansing and total clearing of the chakras.

316. cleansing and total clearing of the chakras. No offence, but I

317. the chakras. No offence, but I think you dudes are missing the

318. No offence, but I think you dudes are missing the point.

319. think you dudes are missing the point. Aye, but you be missing more

320. point. Aye, but you be missing more than that, mate.

321. Aye, but you be missing more than that, mate.

322. Did you hear that, Diddy? Little bud?

323. Did you hear that, Diddy? Little bud? Where are you?

324. Little bud? Where are you? Aah!

325. Where are you? Aah! The bog monster!

326. Aah! The bog monster! Whoa!

327. The bog monster! Whoa! No!

328. Whoa! No! Go away!

329. No! Go away! Cut it out, will ya?

330. Go away! Cut it out, will ya?

331. Cut it out, will ya? There's no such thing as bog

332. There's no such thing as bog monsters!

333. There's no such thing as bog monsters! Yes, there is!

334. monsters! Yes, there is! I saw one.

335. Yes, there is! I saw one. When I was just a little monkey,

336. I saw one. When I was just a little monkey, Cranky always warned me not to

337. When I was just a little monkey, Cranky always warned me not to go into the Forbidden Forest.

338. Cranky always warned me not to go into the Forbidden Forest. You must have imagined it,

339. go into the Forbidden Forest. You must have imagined it, DK.

340. You must have imagined it, DK. No, I didn't!

341. DK. No, I didn't! I know what I saw.

342. and beady eyes ♪ ♪ His arms surround you ♪ ♪ Feels like drowning in mud

343. it could knock over a rhino ♪ ♪ His hair was full of maggots ♪ ♪ And his ears dripped something

344. is coming after you ♪ ♪ You'd better run for cover ♪ ♪ If he catches you,

345. is coming after you ♪ Sharp teeth, beady eyes— ♪ The Big Bog Monster

346. is coming after you ♪

347. DK is a scaredy cat!

348. DK is a scaredy cat! DK is a—

349. DK is a scaredy cat! DK is a— It could have been the bog

350. DK is a— It could have been the bog monster.

351. It could have been the bog monster. No, it couldn't because

352. monster. No, it couldn't because there's nothing in this forest

353. No, it couldn't because there's nothing in this forest but you and me.

354. there's nothing in this forest but you and me.

355. but you and me. DK, back to the cabin,

356. DK, back to the cabin, pronto!

357. DK, back to the cabin, pronto! But we haven't found the Well

358. pronto! But we haven't found the Well of Woe yet.

359. But we haven't found the Well of Woe yet. There is no Well of Woe, you

360. of Woe yet. There is no Well of Woe, you knucklehead.

361. There is no Well of Woe, you knucklehead. I made it up to teach you two

362. knucklehead. I made it up to teach you two goons a lesson!

363. I made it up to teach you two goons a lesson! A practical joke?

364. goons a lesson! A practical joke? You mean, the amulet isn't

365. A practical joke? You mean, the amulet isn't even evil?

366. You mean, the amulet isn't even evil? It's junk!

367. even evil? It's junk! Never mind that!

368. It's junk! Never mind that! Skurvy and his henchmen are on

369. Never mind that! Skurvy and his henchmen are on the island!

370. Skurvy and his henchmen are on the island! You gotta hurry before—

371. the island! You gotta hurry before— Oh, no!

372. You gotta hurry before— Oh, no! Cranky, what's wrong?

373. Oh, no! Cranky, what's wrong? The Crystal Coconut!

374. Cranky, what's wrong? The Crystal Coconut! Someone must be messing with

375. The Crystal Coconut! Someone must be messing with it!

376. Someone must be messing with it! It can only be—

377. it! It can only be— Skurvy!

378. Hold it right there, soldiers!

379. Hold it right there, soldiers! I demand you hand over that, um,

380. soldiers! I demand you hand over that, um, that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy!

381. I demand you hand over that, um, that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy! Give it to him.

382. that magical thing-a-ma-jiggy! Give it to him. It's worthless anyway.

383. Give it to him. It's worthless anyway. Okay, here you go.

384. It's worthless anyway. Okay, here you go. We're leaving now.

385. Okay, here you go. We're leaving now. We don't want to be eaten by the

386. We're leaving now. We don't want to be eaten by the bog monster.

387. We don't want to be eaten by the bog monster. Did you see that?

388. bog monster. Did you see that? I am a military genius!

389. Did you see that? I am a military genius! What do you say, Krusha?

390. I am a military genius! What do you say, Krusha? What's a bog monster?

391. What do you say, Krusha? What's a bog monster? Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy

392. What's a bog monster? Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy beast that eats anything in

393. Oh, it's a big, ugly, hairy beast that eats anything in sight—

394. beast that eats anything in sight—

395. Don't worry, I'm here! The Crystal Coconut is—

396. The Crystal Coconut is— Gone!

397. Gone! Too late, hero dudes!

398. Gone! Too late, hero dudes! The scum dudes with bad karma

399. Too late, hero dudes! The scum dudes with bad karma already took it!

400. The scum dudes with bad karma already took it! But if Skurvy has it, then

401. already took it! But if Skurvy has it, then he's probably on his ship

402. But if Skurvy has it, then he's probably on his ship getting ready to set sail!

403. he's probably on his ship getting ready to set sail! And if he's got the Crystal

404. getting ready to set sail! And if he's got the Crystal Coconut, then he's got—

405. And if he's got the Crystal Coconut, then he's got— Cranky!

406. Coconut, then he's got— Cranky! We've got to bust a move, DK!

407. Cranky! We've got to bust a move, DK! Funky's plane!

408. We've got to bust a move, DK! Funky's plane!

409. Funky's plane! Whoa!

410. Whoa! Wah!

411. Whoa! Wah! Aah!

412. Wah! Aah! Copasetic, dude.

413. What the— Where am I? Hey, what's all my stuff doing

414. Where am I? Hey, what's all my stuff doing here?

415. Hey, what's all my stuff doing here? Kutlass, Green Kroc!

416. here? Kutlass, Green Kroc! Load the rest of the booty and

417. Kutlass, Green Kroc! Load the rest of the booty and prepare to set sail!

418. Load the rest of the booty and prepare to set sail! Skurvy— he's got the Crystal

419. prepare to set sail! Skurvy— he's got the Crystal Coconut!

420. Skurvy— he's got the Crystal Coconut! Donkey Kong better get here soon

421. Coconut! Donkey Kong better get here soon or I'm stuck with these goons.

422. Donkey Kong better get here soon or I'm stuck with these goons. All right, you

423. or I'm stuck with these goons. All right, you knuckle-dragging throwbacks,

424. All right, you knuckle-dragging throwbacks, hand over the Coconut!

425. knuckle-dragging throwbacks, hand over the Coconut! Too late, villain dude

426. hand over the Coconut! Too late, villain dude number two.

427. Too late, villain dude number two. Pirate villain dude number one

428. number two. Pirate villain dude number one beat you to it.

429. Pirate villain dude number one beat you to it. Of all the low-down, dirty,

430. beat you to it. Of all the low-down, dirty, rotten, yellow-bellied, slime

431. Of all the low-down, dirty, rotten, yellow-bellied, slime sucking tricks!

432. rotten, yellow-bellied, slime sucking tricks! That was my idea.

433. sucking tricks! That was my idea.

434. That was my idea. This negative stuff is

435. This negative stuff is bumming me out big time.

436. This negative stuff is bumming me out big time. Well, I'll just steal it

437. bumming me out big time. Well, I'll just steal it back.

438. Well, I'll just steal it back. After all, there's nothing

439. back. After all, there's nothing Skurvy has that I don't have.

440. After all, there's nothing Skurvy has that I don't have. Except a hand cannon!

441. Skurvy has that I don't have. Except a hand cannon! Uh—

442. Except a hand cannon! Uh— Well, then, I'll need

443. Uh— Well, then, I'll need reinforcements, won't I?

444. Oh, it's the bog monster! Oh, don't be silly. Any half-wit can tell the

445. Oh, don't be silly. Any half-wit can tell the difference between a plane

446. Any half-wit can tell the difference between a plane engine and a bog monster!

447. difference between a plane engine and a bog monster!

448. engine and a bog monster! Whereas that is clearly a bog

449. Whereas that is clearly a bog monster!

450. Whereas that is clearly a bog monster!

451. monster! Get out of there this

452. Get out of there this instant!

453. Get out of there this instant! We need to get the Crystal

454. instant! We need to get the Crystal Coconut!

455. We need to get the Crystal Coconut! I have something better, sir!

456. Coconut! I have something better, sir! I've retrieved the amulet!

457. I have something better, sir! I've retrieved the amulet! That piece of junk is as

458. I've retrieved the amulet! That piece of junk is as useless as you are!

459. That piece of junk is as useless as you are! Oh no, sir.

460. useless as you are! Oh no, sir. It's magical, mysterious.

461. Oh no, sir. It's magical, mysterious. Only a complete moron would

462. It's magical, mysterious. Only a complete moron would believe that!

463. Only a complete moron would believe that! Button down the

464. believe that! Button down the hatches, maties!

465. K. Who cares that the pirates have the coconut?

466. K. Who cares that the pirates have the coconut? After all, it's really this

467. pirates have the coconut? After all, it's really this mysterious, magical amulet

468. After all, it's really this mysterious, magical amulet that's the real power source.

469. mysterious, magical amulet that's the real power source. More booty.

470. that's the real power source. More booty. If only I knew where to find it.

471. More booty. If only I knew where to find it. I just hope they don't come

472. If only I knew where to find it. I just hope they don't come to the Forbidden Forest to lok

473. I just hope they don't come to the Forbidden Forest to lok for it!

474. to the Forbidden Forest to lok for it!

475. for it! Thar's no smarter pirate than

476. Thar's no smarter pirate than me.

477. Thar's no smarter pirate than me.

478. me.

479. Get your furry butts back up

480. Get your furry butts back up there and follow Skurvy!

481. Get your furry butts back up there and follow Skurvy! He just left to meet K. Rool and

482. there and follow Skurvy! He just left to meet K. Rool and he's got the Crystal Coconut!

483. He just left to meet K. Rool and he's got the Crystal Coconut! Where to, C-man?

484. he's got the Crystal Coconut! Where to, C-man? Uh, Cranky?

485. Where to, C-man? Uh, Cranky? To the Forbidden Forest—

486. Uh, Cranky? To the Forbidden Forest— hurry!

487. To the Forbidden Forest— hurry! No can do.

488. hurry! No can do. Oh, not again!

489. No can do. Oh, not again! What are you talking about?

490. Oh, not again! What are you talking about? When DK was a kid, he thinks

491. What are you talking about? When DK was a kid, he thinks he saw a bog monster.

492. When DK was a kid, he thinks he saw a bog monster. I didn't think!

493. he saw a bog monster. I didn't think! I saw!

494. I didn't think! I saw! There's no such thing as bog

495. I saw! There's no such thing as bog monsters!

496. There's no such thing as bog monsters! Oh, yeah?

497. monsters! Oh, yeah? Tell that to the one I saw!

498. Oh, yeah? Tell that to the one I saw! That was me that day, you big

499. Tell that to the one I saw! That was me that day, you big goof!

500. That was me that day, you big goof! What?

501. goof! What? I told you to stay out of the

502. What? I told you to stay out of the Forbidden Forest, but you

503. I told you to stay out of the Forbidden Forest, but you wouldn't listen.

504. Forbidden Forest, but you wouldn't listen. So, I had to find some way to

505. wouldn't listen. So, I had to find some way to make you stop!

506. So, I had to find some way to make you stop! So, there is no bog monster?

507. make you stop! So, there is no bog monster? That's what I've been telling

508. So, there is no bog monster? That's what I've been telling you all along!

509. That's what I've been telling you all along! So, can we go now?

510. you all along! So, can we go now? We sure can, little buddy.

511. So, can we go now? We sure can, little buddy. There's nothing to be scared of

512. We sure can, little buddy. There's nothing to be scared of now.

513. There's nothing to be scared of now. Arr, okay, you lard bag land

514. now. Arr, okay, you lard bag land lover.

515. Arr, okay, you lard bag land lover. Hand over the amulet!

516. lover. Hand over the amulet! Oh, no!

517. Hand over the amulet! Oh, no! It's a nasty old pirate!

518. Oh, no! It's a nasty old pirate! Okay, you win!

519. It's a nasty old pirate! Okay, you win! I be wanting all the booty!

520. Okay, you win! I be wanting all the booty! The Crystal Coconut, too.

521. I be wanting all the booty! The Crystal Coconut, too. Give it over!

522. The Crystal Coconut, too. Give it over! I would, but your hands are

523. Give it over! I would, but your hands are full.

524. I would, but your hands are full. Allow me to relieve you of the

525. full. Allow me to relieve you of the hand cannon.

526. Allow me to relieve you of the hand cannon. Oh, why, thank you, mate.

527. hand cannon. Oh, why, thank you, mate. All right, you uneducated

528. Oh, why, thank you, mate. All right, you uneducated piece of vermin—

529. All right, you uneducated piece of vermin— Arr!

530. piece of vermin— Arr! That be a nasty trick.

531. Arr! That be a nasty trick. Are you sure this is going to

532. That be a nasty trick. Are you sure this is going to work?

533. Are you sure this is going to work? It fooled me, didn't it?

534. Just wait for my cue, then do your stuff. So, you hand over the cannon

535. your stuff. So, you hand over the cannon and I give you the amulet?

536. So, you hand over the cannon and I give you the amulet? No, keep the cannon!

537. and I give you the amulet? No, keep the cannon! I only want the Crystal Coconut!

538. No, keep the cannon! I only want the Crystal Coconut! Who gets the amulet?

539. I only want the Crystal Coconut! Who gets the amulet? Who cares, you imbecile!

540. Who gets the amulet? Who cares, you imbecile! Roar!

541. Who cares, you imbecile! Roar! Run for your lives!

542. Roar! Run for your lives! It's the bog monster!

543. Run for your lives! It's the bog monster! The bog monster!

544. It's the bog monster! The bog monster! Run!

545. The bog monster! Run! Run for your lives!

546. Run! Run for your lives! He'll get you!

547. Run for your lives! He'll get you! Who cares about the booty?

548. He'll get you! Who cares about the booty? Give me back me hand cannon!

549. Who cares about the booty? Give me back me hand cannon! And then there was one.

550. Give me back me hand cannon! And then there was one.

551. And then there was one. Run, run, run for your—

552. Run, run, run for your— Huh?

553. Run, run, run for your— Huh? Roar!

554. Huh? Roar! Uh-oh.

555. Roar! Uh-oh. Nice try, Donkey Kong.

556. Uh-oh. Nice try, Donkey Kong. But as you can see, the one with

557. Nice try, Donkey Kong. But as you can see, the one with the most toys wins.

558. But as you can see, the one with the most toys wins. And that's me!

559. the most toys wins. And that's me! Not for long.

560. And that's me! Not for long. Look at you standing there.

561. Not for long. Look at you standing there. So foolish, so helpless.

562. Look at you standing there. So foolish, so helpless. So pathetic.

563. So foolish, so helpless. So pathetic. You can't do anything because I

564. So pathetic. You can't do anything because I hold the ultimate power source!

565. You can't do anything because I hold the ultimate power source! Great job, little buddy.

566. hold the ultimate power source! Great job, little buddy. You sounded so convincing!

567. Great job, little buddy. You sounded so convincing! What are you talking about?

568. You sounded so convincing! What are you talking about? I was waiting for your cue.

569. What are you talking about? I was waiting for your cue. Aah!

570. I was waiting for your cue. Aah!

571. Aah! I knew he'd fall for it!

572. I knew he'd fall for it! Huh?

573. Huh? Aah!

574. Huh? Aah! The bog monster!

575. Aah! The bog monster! Aah!

576. The bog monster! Aah! Oh, no!

577. Aah! Oh, no! Krusha, look!

578. Oh, no! Krusha, look! The bog monster!

579. Krusha, look! The bog monster! He ate King K. Rool!

580. The bog monster! He ate King K. Rool! Everything 'cepting his head.

581. He ate King K. Rool! Everything 'cepting his head. You idiot!

582. Everything 'cepting his head. You idiot! Get me out of here!

583. You idiot! Get me out of here!

584. Get me out of here! Thanks to Diddy's bog monster

585. Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression, it's not likely

586. Thanks to Diddy's bog monster impression, it's not likely we'll have to worry about seeing

587. impression, it's not likely we'll have to worry about seeing the pirates for a while.

588. we'll have to worry about seeing the pirates for a while. Bog monster?

589. the pirates for a while. Bog monster? I'm glad I'm over that.

590. Bog monster? I'm glad I'm over that.

591. I'm glad I'm over that.

592. Funky!

593. Funky! He's still in the barrel!

594. Funky! He's still in the barrel!

595. He's still in the barrel! Funky, are you okay?

596. Funky, are you okay? Maxed and relaxed.

597. Funky, are you okay? Maxed and relaxed. All those negative vibes burned

598. Maxed and relaxed. All those negative vibes burned me out, so I decided to just

599. All those negative vibes burned me out, so I decided to just chill and clock some Z's.

600. me out, so I decided to just chill and clock some Z's. Hey, little dude!

601. chill and clock some Z's. Hey, little dude! You found my hood ornament!

602. Hey, little dude! You found my hood ornament! Hood ornament?

603. You found my hood ornament! Hood ornament? I lost it on my last barrel

604. Hood ornament? I lost it on my last barrel run, but now I got it back!

605. I lost it on my last barrel run, but now I got it back! Ha ha!

606. run, but now I got it back! Ha ha! That's karma!

607. Ha ha! That's karma! What goes around, comes

608. That's karma! What goes around, comes around.

609. What goes around, comes around. You got it, dudes!

610. around. You got it, dudes! Later!

611. You got it, dudes! Later!

612. Later! Don't ya get it?

613. Don't ya get it? Now the joke's on us!

614. Don't ya get it? Now the joke's on us!