Donkey Kong Country 1x8

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K. Rool enters the ""Oranutango Dance Contest"", the grand prize being a wish from the Crystal Coconut.

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1. No way, DK.

2. There's no way that mutant

3. prehistoric lizard could have

4. beat up the giant ape.

5. Chill out, little buddy.

6. It's just a movie.

7. It's a lousy movie.

8. That lizard stomped an entire

9. city to smithereens.

10. All the ape did was climb up

11. some stupid building.

12. But the ape had heart.

13. I mean, you felt something for it.

14. And he got the girl.

15. Hey, what's up at Cranky's?

16. Next!

17. All right, stand still or I

18. won't get a clear picture.

19. Don't sweat it.

20. I'm in alpha state.

21. I'm in the drone zone.

22. Cool!

23. Good ride.

24. Back side 180 off the lip.

25. Stop moving, you moron!

26. I'm taking an x-ray of your brain.

27. Cool.

28. I'll take an 8 by 10 and three

29. wallet size.

30. The brain is already wallet size.

31. Now stop moving.

32. Whoa-ho-ho!

33. How does it look?

34. Shipwrecked.

35. Cool!

36. A serious case of water on the brain.

37. Hey, Diddy, how was the movie?

38. Bogus!

39. Mmm, you smell delicious, Candy.

40. Thanks, DK.

41. It's called "Banana Dreams."

42. No wonder I like it so much.

43. Whoa!

44. What's going on?

45. What are K. Rool's goons doing here?

46. Cranky's breaking in his

47. new x-ray machine.

48. Free x-rays for everyone on Kongo Bongo!

49. Even for the Pond Gacks.

50. All right, lizards, today is the day.

51. Yeah, right.

52. Heard this story before.

53. Today, we will take over Kongo Bongo.

54. At this very moment, Krusha has

55. bravely infiltrated Cranky's

56. cabin under the guise of

57. getting a medical exam to

58. seize the Crystal Coconut.

59. Once that beautiful orb is in

60. my possession, Kongo Bongo will

61. fall at my feet!

62. Ah, fascinating.

63. No brain.

64. I might have suspected.

65. Oh, great, it slipped a little.

66. All right, smarty pants, one more sec.

67. I'm gonna run another test.

68. Lousy mail order hunk of junk!

69. This is the second time it's

70. malfunctioned!

71. I want a refund!

72. Oh, goody.

73. That's it.

74. I've had it.

75. Piece of trash.

76. That's more like it.

77. Krusha, you big baboon, where did you go?

78. Krusha?

79. Oh, well.

80. Next!

81. My turn!

82. Ahem!

83. I don't think so.

84. You're going to butt in?

85. No, no, no.

86. I'm just taking my rightful

87. place as Bluster, the most

88. prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo.

89. What a heartless... Mean...

90. Inconsiderate... Selfish... Windbag!

91. I am a remarkable specimen.

92. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.

93. Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.

94. Your turn, Candy.

95. No, I can't.

96. Now my lunch hour is up.

97. It's you, Dixie.

98. Pass, gotta scram.

99. See ya around, Diddy, DK.

100. I don't believe it.

101. The result of my check-up, no doubt.

102. Come on, let's go in.

103. What's up, Cranky?

104. I've got Bluster's x-rays

105. here and it doesn't look good.

106. Whatever's wrong, it's terminal.

107. Huh?

108. Yikes!

109. It looks awful!

110. Oh, no.

111. Here's the problem.

112. Wow, it's totally falling apart.

113. I give it a week, max.

114. A week?

115. A measly little week is all I have left?

116. Nothing we can do.

117. Kaput!

118. Kaput?

119. Oh, cruel twist of fate!

120. So young, so handsome, so brave.

121. Why me, why me?

122. Why not somebody poor and unattractive?

123. I have so much to live for.

124. My charm, my good looks.

125. My mommy's money.

126. What a sad, sad day for poor old me.

127. Well, at the very least, I have

128. my reputation.

129. Oh, no, my reputation.

130. Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf.

131. One whole week to make my mark in history.

132. One whole week to become...

133. Bluster the Benevolent.

134. Where is that imbecile Krusha?

135. Where is my Coconut?

136. I'm back, your highness.

137. And guess what I got?

138. Oh, at last, the Coconut.

139. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

140. Give me that beautiful orb of power.

141. Uh, presenting the Crystal Coconut.

142. Hit it.

143. Ta-da!

144. Ta-da... oops.

145. Wrong hand.

146. Ta-da!

147. Yikes!

148. Well, where is it?

149. It-it-it was right here.

150. I-I-I had it right here.

151. All right, where is it, guys?

152. Well, you stole it from

153. Cranky's, then we went to the

154. swamp for refreshments, then,

155. oh, then there was that very cute lizard.

156. Yeah, right.

157. And I handed her the Coconut and...

158. You handed her the Coconut?

159. Uh, uh-oh.

160. I didn't get it back.

161. Uh, back in a jiffy.

162. The brains of a newt!

163. Hold on, stand back!

164. Stand back, everyone!

165. Bluster the Benevolent is here.

166. Come on through, Cranky.

167. All clear.

168. Out of my way, you nitwit.

169. When I'm gone to the big

170. banana patch in the sky, be sure

171. to tell everyone about Bluster

172. the Benevolent.

173. I'm off to do more good deeds.

174. I'll tell them about you all right.

175. Ahhhh!

176. I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!

177. Whoa!

178. Hang 10, hang 11, hang 12, hang 13.

179. Channel surfing, killa!

180. This is the

181. gadget hour on Shop "Til You Drop...

182. Oooh, Candy!

183. The gorilla of my dreams.

184. Yeow!

185. What is she doing?

186. A one, two, dip.

187. Stretch, one, two.

188. A signal!

189. Hang 58.

190. Excellent!

191. Horror flick.

192. Save me!

193. Help, save me!

194. Bluster the Benevolent to the rescue!

195. What's that?

196. Whoa!

197. Ahhh!

198. Have no fear, Bluster's here!

199. My condo!

200. What are you doing, you fat-head!

201. Do I look like I need saving?

202. Uh, no, but if you had needed

203. saving, I would have saved you.

204. Forgive me, Candy, but I've

205. turned over a new leaf.

206. This is the new me.

207. Bluster, you trashed my condo

208. and Funky's place.

209. You're a menace to the whole island.

210. Oh, forget your crummy little condo.

211. Marry me, Candy.

212. Yes!

213. And we can live out my last

214. golden days together in the

215. cushy luxury of my mother's mansion.

216. You have lost it.

217. Not quite.

218. But before I do, I'm offering

219. you an opportunity of a lifetime.

220. The opportunity to become

221. Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent.

222. The brave widow of a national hero.

223. Testing, testing...

224. Oh, Bluster, our friend,

225. our bravest, kindest and richest citizen.

226. No one will ever fill his spats.

227. I'm sorry, I can't go on.

228. A righteous dude and a real party animal.

229. Hang 10 for me on that killer

230. wave in the sky, big guy.

231. He was the greatest!

232. We had a lot of laughs.

233. But... that's all for now.

234. Bluster, oh, Bluster the

235. Benevolent, you were so perfect.

236. The perfect gentleman.

237. The perfect husband.

238. Bluster, get real!

239. It's all true, so true.

240. I was wonderful, wasn't I?

241. I miss me.

242. Get over yourself.

243. Now what are you going to do

244. about my condo?

245. Wait!

246. If you're my widow, that means

247. you inherit it all.

248. The Barrelworks are yours.

249. Really?

250. Yes, my sweetiekins.

251. I'm waiting.

252. Where is Krusha?

253. Uh, right here, your mightiness.

254. It's about time.

255. Give it here.

256. Oh, my Coconut.

257. No way, DK, it just wasn't a fair fight.

258. The giant ape was 100% ape

259. but the lizard was some mutant

260. science experiment gone bonkers.

261. It was just a movie, little buddy.

262. Huh?

263. Ah... um...

264. Good morning, gentlemen.

265. It's not easy becoming a legend

266. with such a short deadline.

267. Deadline, what a horrible word.

268. Whatcha got there, Bluster?

269. They happen to be the

270. blueprints for Bluster the

271. Benevolent's memorial.

272. Ta-da!

273. Bluster Kong Memorial?

274. Uh, what for?

275. Hmph!

276. Oh, please, don't try to spare me.

277. I heard you and Cranky talking

278. about how I'm not long for this

279. world, might last another week, then kaput.

280. We weren't talking about you.

281. That was Cranky's x-ray machine.

282. It went kablooey.

283. I can take it.

284. Don't sugar coat it for me.

285. I've made arrangements for everything.

286. Do you think the 50-foot

287. life-like statue is too much?

288. Yes.

289. Good.

290. Bluster, unfortunately,

291. you're gonna be hanging out a long time.

292. It's so sweet of you to try

293. to cheer up poor terminal me.

294. But I can handle the truth.

295. I'm off to do more good deeds

296. before I head for the big

297. banana plantation in the sky.

298. He didn't believe us.

299. What a dope.

300. He thinks he gonna kick.

301. We got to find some way to

302. make him believe us or Bluster

303. the Benevolent is gonna kill us

304. all with his good deeds.

305. Hail to King K. Rool!

306. Hail to King K. Rool!

307. Hail to me.

308. This is my finest hour.

309. when I take your travel plans

310. Stop right there, K. Rool!

311. What is this?

312. So Bluster's being a nincompoop.

313. He thought we were talking about

314. him instead of the x-ray machine

315. and now he's trying to weasel

316. his way into the history books

317. by killing all of us with his good deeds.

318. Fat chance!

319. How do we make him stop?

320. With a cherry soda right

321. there on the shelf, next to

322. the supersonic vita-punch pack.

323. Cherry soda?

324. He thinks he has a fatal disease?

325. Yeah.

326. All we got to do is convince

327. him that this cherry soda is

328. a new miracle drug that will cure him.

329. Cherry soda's a miracle drug?

330. Of course not.

331. But he'll think so and he'll

332. stop destroying Kongo Bongo by

333. trying to be a hero.

334. Besides, I've been trying to

335. unload that stuff for ages.

336. Diddy, DK, Cranky!

337. Red alert!

338. It's all over the island.

339. King K. Rool's got the Crystal Coconut!

340. Don't be ridiculous!

341. The Crystal Coconut's right

342. there in its case.

343. It's missing!

344. Bluster's on his way to

345. K. Rool's to be the big hero

346. and get the Coconut back all by himself.

347. They'll turn him into lizard bait.

348. Quick, DK, grab that cherry

349. soda and get going!

350. You've got to stop Bluster

351. before he gets there.

352. DK: Let's hurry up, little buddy.

353. Hand over the

354. Coconut, you prehistoric

355. throw-back, or Bluster the

356. Benevolent will pulverize you!

357. Too late.

358. What a dumb baboon.

359. Is this the fiendishly

360. brilliant plan of a master

361. strategist or is he simply

362. the stupidest ape on two feet?

363. The stupidest ape.

364. You don't frighten me, K. Rool.

365. I've got nothing to lose.

366. DK: Yo, Bluster, over here.

367. Excuse me.

368. Hold that thought.

369. Here he comes.

370. What do you want?

371. Bluster the Benevolent is in

372. the process of completing his

373. most heroic act to date and

374. you're stepping on his toes.

375. Well, here's to ya, Bluster.

376. Toasting my victory.

377. Slightly premature, but, well, why not?

378. It's Cranky's new miracle elixir.

379. You're cured.

380. So it's not worth you getting

381. busted up by a bunch of Kritters.

382. Cured?

383. I'm cured?

384. Forget what I said before.

385. I'm cured!

386. I'm cured, I'm cured!

387. Long live me!

388. Get that idiot!

389. Huh?

390. But I'm cured.

391. DK, you gave him the

392. supersonic mega-punch pack

393. instead of the cherry soda!

394. Huh?

395. Ahhh, hello, newts!

396. Ready to rumble?

397. My army.

398. My precious Kritters.

399. Time to slither away.

400. Whoa!

401. Ahhh!

402. Bluster saves the day!

403. One minute you're up,

404. the next minute you're down.

405. Here he comes.

406. Thank you, thank you.

407. No need for thanks.

408. For the incredible death-defying

409. feats of heroism and courage.

410. For the acts of kindness.

411. I have something for all of you.

412. Don't worry, the supersonic

413. vita-punch pack should be

414. wearing off any second.

415. We need to put it in a place of honour.

416. It... will... serve as... an example.

417. An example of a big baboon.

418. What happened?

419. My portrait!

420. The windbag ran out of steam.

421. Wait!

422. I haven't given my speech yet.

423. One minute you're up, the next

424. minute you're down.