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10. Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong!
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15. Whoa!
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Candy!
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24. Pow!
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30. Love to.
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being the queen.
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43. If the Crystal Coconut is as
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get Candy to love me!
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49. indeed, coming from you, King K.
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51. This last defeat by Donkey
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52. Kong was not only damaging, but
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don't bother to think.
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60. Now!
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61. Yes, sir!
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come back until you do!
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64. Hmm, what does that blow-hard
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66. Well?
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67. I came here to talk, Cranky.
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69. Yes, you're right.
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82. Did you say "Orchid Valley"?
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83. It's a bad place, isn't it?
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tell me something.
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a heart and a number 9.
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107. Hmm.
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108. A love potion?
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109. And this must be the formula.
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110. Root, berry, flower, bee.
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111. Interesting, very interesting.
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112. Wait till King K.
Rool hears about this.
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113. About what?
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123. Whoa!
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Donkey Kong.
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girl likes or what?
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130. That sounded like Cranky.
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131. "Cranky, figure this out."
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are you doing here?
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144. Well, I know that,
but... Bluster!
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145. Bluster?
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146. That slick-haired chimp lied!
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148. We'd better get
back to the tree house.
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149. I'll check the factory.
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150. And we'll meet in the middle.
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151. Two banana roots, three bees.
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155. uh, "Forget that,
you overgrown primate."
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156. Uh, "What's going on?"
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158. "You tell me.
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Valley and you know it!"
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164. Well, it's still here, Cranky.
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165. True.
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166. But I don't trust
that snaky simian.
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167. Finally, a love potion,
and it's mine!
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168. All mine, mine, mine.
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169. A love potion: perfect.
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171. I didn't know you had a
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173. I do.
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176. Yum.
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178. There, now all I have to do
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and begin my new life.
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181. Ooh, Blusty!
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King K. Rool, sir.
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217. But my hide is not furry.
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218. Not that "hide",
you knucklehead.
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kingy-wingy.
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222. What are you doing
out here in the dark?
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your place or mine?
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red bongo pucciano?
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228. Sounds yummy, kingy!
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you shall be a royal.
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230. I'm sure that Bluster was up
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bees... A love potion!
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done with your lair.
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with that love potion.
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a time limit to it.
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little favour-waver?
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heart aches for me.
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little more specific?
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work perfectly!
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all right?
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King K. Cutie.
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I will finally get the girl.
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where did I put my tennis racket?
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kind of funny myself.
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I love King K. Rool!
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where are you going with the...
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a cherry on top!
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last indefinitely.
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and that's not the least of it.
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does makes you...
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sort of scrambles the emotions.
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and hate becomes love.
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love and hate.
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good for nothing tyrant.
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butt and stinky breath!
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you hunka-hunka burning king.
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burning... My hero.
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wring your scaly neck.
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that's the last of that potion.
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back where it should be.
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