1. Hello! Hello!Copy !req
2. Hello, Earth.
We have a terrible decision to make.Copy !req
3. It is an uncertain decisionCopy !req
4. and we don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
5. The man whoCopy !req
6. normally helps, he's gone.Copy !req
7. Maybe he's not coming back.
In fact, I...Copy !req
8. I really don't think he is.Copy !req
9. We're on our own.Copy !req
10. So...Copy !req
11. An innocent life versus
the future of all mankind.Copy !req
12. We have 45 minutes to decide.Copy !req
13. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
14. Courtney Woods.Copy !req
15. Doctor, she's gone crazy,Copy !req
16. she's uncontrollable.Copy !req
17. She took your psychic paper,
she's been using it as fake ID.Copy !req
18. - To get into museums?
- No, no, no,Copy !req
19. to buy White Lightning
or alcopops or whatever.Copy !req
20. I've no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
21. - What is Courtney Woods?
- She's one of my Year 10s.Copy !req
22. She was in the Tardis.Copy !req
23. - Doing what?
- Throwing up.Copy !req
24. Oh, her. Oh, that was ages ago.Copy !req
25. Look, she says you told her
that she wasn't special.Copy !req
26. Rubbish.Copy !req
27. She says that's what
sent her off the rails.Copy !req
28. Doctor! I know, I know!Copy !req
29. But you say something like that
to somebody, it hurts,Copy !req
30. especially if you're somebody
of her age, especially if you're you.Copy !req
31. Doctor, it can affect her whole life.Copy !req
32. Oi! Give over!Copy !req
33. I got stuff to clean up with!Copy !req
34. - What?
- And I got these from the chemist.Copy !req
35. - Vortex Manipulators?
- Travel sickness.Copy !req
36. Good. Because I don't like
people being sick in my Tardis.Copy !req
37. No being sick. And no hanky-panky.Copy !req
38. - Doctor!
- Sorry, that's the rules.Copy !req
39. Look, Courtney,
you're not going to be needing thoseCopy !req
40. because you're not going
to be doing any travelling.Copy !req
41. - Doctor, will you just, just tell her?
- Tell her what?Copy !req
42. Tell her that she's special.Copy !req
43. Have you gone bananas?Copy !req
44. Do you really think I'm not special?Copy !req
45. You can't just take me away like that.Copy !req
46. It's like you kicked a big hole in,
in the side of my life.Copy !req
47. You really think it?
I'm nothing? I'm not special?Copy !req
48. Oh, God!Copy !req
49. How'd you like to be
the first woman on the moon?Copy !req
50. Is that special enough for you?Copy !req
51. - Yeah, all right.
- Okay.Copy !req
52. Now we can do something interesting.Copy !req
53. Hey! Doctor!Copy !req
54. This isn't the moon.Copy !req
55. - Where are we?
- On a recycled space shuttle.Copy !req
56. 2049, judging by that prototype version
of the Bennett oscillator.Copy !req
57. Where's the gravity coming from?Copy !req
58. What are they?Copy !req
59. About 100 nuclear bombs.Copy !req
60. Ah. We're on our way to the moon.Copy !req
61. Check that,
we're about to crash into it!Copy !req
62. Hold on! Hold on!Copy !req
63. Why didn't you just
tell her you didn't mean it?Copy !req
64. Who the hell do you think you are?Copy !req
65. Why have you got
all these nuclear bombs?Copy !req
66. I'm not going to give you
another chance.Copy !req
67. Oh, well, you're just going
to have to shoot us, then.Copy !req
68. Shoot the little girl first.Copy !req
69. - What?
- Yes,Copy !req
70. she doesn't want to stand there
and watch us getting shot, does she?Copy !req
71. She'd be terrified.Copy !req
72. Girl first,
then her teacher and then me.Copy !req
73. You'll have to spend a lot of time
shooting meCopy !req
74. because I will keep on regenerating.Copy !req
75. In fact, I'm not entirely sureCopy !req
76. that I won't keep on
regenerating forever.Copy !req
77. - Doctor, what are you doing?
Gravity test.Copy !req
78. So it'll be very
time-consuming and messyCopy !req
79. and rather wastefulCopy !req
80. because I think I might just
possibly be able to help you.Copy !req
81. You see,
I am a super-intelligent alien beingCopy !req
82. who flies in time and space.Copy !req
83. Are you going to shoot me?Copy !req
84. - No.
- Good.Copy !req
85. Why have you got
all these nuclear bombs?Copy !req
86. No, no, no. Easier question,Copy !req
87. what's wrong with my yo-yo?Copy !req
88. Doctor, it goes up and down.Copy !req
89. Bingo!Copy !req
90. - Ah.
- A-ha!Copy !req
91. We should all be bouncing about
this cabin like fluffy little clouds.Copy !req
92. But we're not.Copy !req
93. What is the matter with the moon?Copy !req
94. Nobody knows.Copy !req
95. Do you know what's wrong with the moon?Copy !req
96. - It's put on weight.
- How can the moon put on weight?Copy !req
97. Well, lots of ways.Copy !req
98. Gravity bombs, axis alignment systems,
planet shelters.Copy !req
99. So, it's alien?Copy !req
100. Must be causing chaos on Earth.Copy !req
101. The tides will be so high
that they will drown whole cities!Copy !req
102. - Yeah.
- So what are you doing about it?Copy !req
103. This?Copy !req
104. That's what you do with aliens,
isn't it? Blow them up?Copy !req
105. Wow!Copy !req
106. Wow!Copy !req
107. One small thing for a thing,Copy !req
108. one enormous thing for a thingy-thing!Copy !req
109. Well, so much for history.Copy !req
110. There was a mining survey.
Mexicans.Copy !req
111. Something happened up here,
nobody knows what.Copy !req
112. That's when the trouble began
back on Earth.Copy !req
113. High tide everywhere at once.Copy !req
114. The greatest natural disaster
in history.Copy !req
115. Cobwebs?Copy !req
116. Henry, go back and prime the bombs.Copy !req
117. Um, is there any instructions?Copy !req
118. There's a switch on each of them.
The light goes red.Copy !req
119. And it won't go off?Copy !req
120. No, not till I've fiddled
with this thing.Copy !req
121. Okay.Copy !req
122. Shall we?Copy !req
123. Is that the best you could get?Copy !req
124. Second-hand space shuttle,
third-hand astronauts.Copy !req
125. - How many people here?
- Four.Copy !req
126. Minera Luna San Pedro.Copy !req
127. It was privately financed.Copy !req
128. They were doing
a mineral survey up here.Copy !req
129. Messages? Mayday? SOS?Copy !req
130. Pretty much all the satellites
had been whacked out of orbit.Copy !req
131. They managed to send back some screams.Copy !req
132. So, then you came up
to rescue them with your bombs?Copy !req
133. Not quite.Copy !req
134. - They disappeared 10 years ago.
- Nobody came?Copy !req
135. - There was no shuttle.
- You had one.Copy !req
136. It was in a museum.Copy !req
137. They'd cut the back off it
so kids could ride in it.Copy !req
138. We'd stopped going into space.
Nobody cared.Copy !req
139. Not until...Copy !req
140. Courtney!Copy !req
141. Oh, my God.Copy !req
142. Doctor, tell me there wasn't
anyone inside that thing.Copy !req
143. I could, but it wouldn't make it true.Copy !req
144. I'll get some power back on.Copy !req
145. Come on.Copy !req
146. Courtney, come here. Don't look.Copy !req
147. - You all right?
- I'm okay.Copy !req
148. Hey, look. Look at me. Look!Copy !req
149. It's all right if you're not.Copy !req
150. I'm fine.Copy !req
151. What did it?Copy !req
152. Maybe somethingCopy !req
153. trying to find out
how you were put together.Copy !req
154. Or maybe how you tasted.Copy !req
155. Do we have guns?Copy !req
156. Not unless you brought some.Copy !req
157. Chicken, apparently.Copy !req
158. Save the air.Copy !req
159. They didn't find anything.Copy !req
160. - Eh?
- The Mexicans.Copy !req
161. They didn't find any minerals
on the moon at all.Copy !req
162. Nada.Copy !req
163. Oh.Copy !req
164. - Oh?
- Lines of tectonic stress.Copy !req
165. That's the Mare Fecunditatis.Copy !req
166. It's been there since
the Apollo days, it's always been there.Copy !req
167. No, no, no. These are much, much bigger.Copy !req
168. Sea of Tranquillity.Copy !req
169. Sea of Nectar.Copy !req
170. Sea of Ingenuity.Copy !req
171. Sea of Crises.Copy !req
172. Meaning?Copy !req
173. Meaning, Clara, that the moon,Copy !req
174. this little planetoid
that's been tagging along beside youCopy !req
175. for 100 million years,Copy !req
176. which gives you light at night
and seas to sail on,Copy !req
177. is in the process of falling to bits.Copy !req
178. Hello, Captain? Captain?Copy !req
179. Captain? Oh!Copy !req
180. - What the hell was that?
- Duke, is that you?Copy !req
181. I don't sound anything like that.Copy !req
182. Can you try and get the lights back on?Copy !req
183. That's what I am doing.Copy !req
184. Torch, give me your torch.
Whatever it is, it's in here.Copy !req
185. I think we've found your alien.Copy !req
186. Back, back, back! We need a door.Copy !req
187. - A door, a door!
- Here! Here!Copy !req
188. - The door's locked.
- Come on, come on!Copy !req
189. - There's no power to work it.
- Courtney!Copy !req
190. - Come on!
- Doctor...Copy !req
191. Stay still.
It's sensing movement.Copy !req
192. It can't see you. Fast movement.Copy !req
193. There must be another exit
through there.Copy !req
194. Slowly.Copy !req
195. Slowly.Copy !req
196. Head to that exit.Copy !req
197. - Slowly, slowly.
- Take my hand.Copy !req
198. Slowly. Slowly.Copy !req
199. Gently, gently.Copy !req
200. When I say run, run.Copy !req
201. Who made you the boss?Copy !req
202. Well, you say run, then!Copy !req
203. Duke!Copy !req
204. Duke!Copy !req
205. Run! We have power. Run!Copy !req
206. - Quick! It's shutting!
- Miss!Copy !req
207. Courtney! Courtney!Copy !req
208. - Miss!
- Courtney!Copy !req
209. The power's gone again.Copy !req
210. It's killed him. It's coming in here!Copy !req
211. Doctor, it's coming in here!Copy !req
212. - You'll be okay!
- Henry? Henry?Copy !req
213. Courtney, look at me. Look at me!
Courtney! Try and get to the wall!Copy !req
214. Try and get yourself down here.Copy !req
215. Courtney, grab my yo-yo!Copy !req
216. Courtney!Copy !req
217. Courtney.Copy !req
218. Kills 99% of all known germs.Copy !req
219. Good stuff, Courtney.
Just don't try that at home, okay?Copy !req
220. You all right?Copy !req
221. Why did I just fly? This is nuts.Copy !req
222. Did you say germs?Copy !req
223. Oh, God, this is incredible.Copy !req
224. Look at the size of it,
it's the size of a badger!Copy !req
225. Doctor...Copy !req
226. It's a prokaryotic,
unicellular life formCopy !req
227. with non-chromosomal DNA.Copy !req
228. Which, as you and me know...Copy !req
229. Well, not you and me,
well, you certainly not.Copy !req
230. As, you and me,
yes, scientists know this is a germ.Copy !req
231. You flew because that 1.3 billion
tonnes shifted. It moved!Copy !req
232. It's an unstable mass.Copy !req
233. - I'm scared, miss.
- Okay.Copy !req
234. He'd just had a granddaughter.Copy !req
235. Elina. She was his first.Copy !req
236. He was my teacher.
He taught me how to fly.Copy !req
237. We were both given the sack
on the same day.Copy !req
238. Which way to the Mare Fecunditatis?Copy !req
239. Please can I go home now?Copy !req
240. I'm really...Copy !req
241. I'm really sorryCopy !req
242. but I'd like to go home.Copy !req
243. Henry, come in.Copy !req
244. If you don't mind, Henry, come in.Copy !req
245. Doctor, this is dangerous now.Copy !req
246. It was dangerous before.Copy !req
247. Everything's dangerous
if you want it to be.Copy !req
248. Eating chips is dangerous.
Crossing the road.Copy !req
249. It's no way to live your life.Copy !req
250. Tell her, you're supposed
to be teaching her!Copy !req
251. Look, I have a duty of care, okay?
You know what that is?Copy !req
252. Of course I know what a duty
of care is. What are you suggesting?Copy !req
253. - She's fine. What are you, 35?
- Fifteen!Copy !req
254. - Don't touch anything.
- You got any games?Copy !req
255. Oh, don't be so stupid!Copy !req
256. - Can I get reception up here?
- Get in.Copy !req
257. Why are you shutting her in?
We don't need to stay, do we?Copy !req
258. - Eh?
- It's obvious, isn't it?Copy !req
259. - The moon doesn't break up.
- How do you know?Copy !req
260. Well, because I've been in the future
and the moon is still there.Copy !req
261. I think.Copy !req
262. You know the moon is still there, right?Copy !req
263. Maybe it isn't the moon.Copy !req
264. Maybe it's a hologram or a big
painting or a special effect.Copy !req
265. Maybe it's a completely different moon.Copy !req
266. - But you would know.
- I would?Copy !req
267. If the moon fell to bits in 2049,
somebody would've mentioned it,Copy !req
268. it would have come up in conversation.Copy !req
269. So it doesn't break up,
so the world doesn't end.Copy !req
270. So let's just get in the Tardis and go!Copy !req
271. Clara, there are some moments
in time that I simply can't see.Copy !req
272. Little eye-blinks.Copy !req
273. They don't look the same
as other things.Copy !req
274. They're not clear,Copy !req
275. they're fuzzy,Copy !req
276. they're grey.Copy !req
277. Little moments
in which big things are decided.Copy !req
278. And this is one of them.Copy !req
279. Just now, I can't tell
what happens to the moonCopy !req
280. because whatever happens to the moonCopy !req
281. hasn't been decided yet.Copy !req
282. And it's going to be decided
here and now.Copy !req
283. Which very much sounds
as though it's up to us.Copy !req
284. Neither of you are going anywhere.Copy !req
285. I've lost my crew.Copy !req
286. We were the last astronauts,Copy !req
287. this is the last shuttle,
these are the last nuclear bombs.Copy !req
288. We're the last chance for Earth
and you're staying to help me.Copy !req
289. Decision made.Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. What is killing the moon?Copy !req
292. How can the moon die, though?Copy !req
293. Everything does, sooner or later.Copy !req
294. Can we save it?Copy !req
295. Depends what's killing it.Copy !req
296. There are the other three.Copy !req
297. Is it those germ things, then?Copy !req
298. Are they like cockroaches? Is it...Copy !req
299. - Is it an infestation?
- Is it?Copy !req
300. Well, I've only seen one of them.Copy !req
301. It would take an awful lot more
to cause the moonCopy !req
302. to put on 1.3 billion tonnes.Copy !req
303. Doctor!Copy !req
304. No, it's a vacuum, it won't work.Copy !req
305. That makes two.Copy !req
306. Sunlight.Copy !req
307. Sunlight?
- If they're germs.Copy !req
308. My nan says it's the best
disinfectant there is.Copy !req
309. Shine your light down there.Copy !req
310. Where have they come from?Copy !req
311. Maybe they've been there all the time.Copy !req
312. It's warmish. They're multiplying.Copy !req
313. Feeding. Evolving.Copy !req
314. Doctor, if the moon breaks up,
it'll kill us all in about 45 minutes.Copy !req
315. I agree.
Unless something else is going on.Copy !req
316. There's no water on the moon.Copy !req
317. It's not water. It's amniotic fluid.Copy !req
318. The stuff that life comes from.Copy !req
319. - I've got to go down there.
- Doctor!Copy !req
320. Back to your shuttle.
Get your bombs ready.Copy !req
321. You, get to the Tardis.
Get safe. Get Courtney safe.Copy !req
322. - I will be back.
- What? No. Doctor. Doctor!Copy !req
323. Doctor!Copy !req
324. Will he?Copy !req
325. Will he be back?Copy !req
326. If he says so, I suppose he will.Copy !req
327. Miss? Come in.Copy !req
328. Courtney?Copy !req
329. I'm bored. When are you coming back?Copy !req
330. We're on our way. What you doing?Copy !req
331. Putting some pictures on Tumblr.Copy !req
332. No! Courtney, don't put
any photos on Tumblr.Copy !req
333. My granny used to put things on Tumblr!Copy !req
334. There he is.Copy !req
335. Is that where we landed?
It looks so different.Copy !req
336. It's going down.Copy !req
337. Courtney!Copy !req
338. - Doctor!
- We're going to have to take cover.Copy !req
339. - We're running out of oxygen.
- Doctor!Copy !req
340. Today's the day, humankind!Copy !req
341. Where's the Tardis?Copy !req
342. She's in the shuttle, isn't she?
She'll turn up.Copy !req
343. Last time you said that, she turned
up on the wrong side of the planet!Copy !req
344. You two have never gotten on, have you?Copy !req
345. Look, we need to know where Courtney is!Copy !req
346. Courtney is safe.Copy !req
347. Oh, well, do you have her phone number?Copy !req
348. No, no, no. Of course I don't
have her phone number!Copy !req
349. What about the school,
does the secretary have her number?Copy !req
350. I can't. The secretary hates me.Copy !req
351. She thinks I gave her a packet
Tena Lady for Secret Santa.Copy !req
352. Look, Courtney's posting stuff on
Tumblr. Doesn't that know where you are?Copy !req
353. I don't know. I'm not a historian.Copy !req
354. Phone. I know what the problem is.Copy !req
355. Oh, she can't post that!
She can't put pictures of me online!Copy !req
356. - Yeah?
- You can't put pictures of me online!Copy !req
357. - Are you okay?
- Uh, I'm fine. What's up?Copy !req
358. - You said you know what the problem is.
- Yes. Yes!Copy !req
359. It's a rather big problem.Copy !req
360. Okay. Do you want to share it
with the class?Copy !req
361. Well, I had a little hypothesis.Copy !req
362. The seismic activity,
the surface breaking up,Copy !req
363. the variable mass,
the increase in gravity,Copy !req
364. the fluid...Copy !req
365. I scanned what's down there.Copy !req
366. The moon isn't breaking apart.Copy !req
367. Well, actually, it is breaking
apart and rather quickly,Copy !req
368. we've got about an hour and a half,
but that isn't the problem.Copy !req
369. It's not infested.Copy !req
370. What are they, then, those things?Copy !req
371. Bacteria.Copy !req
372. Tiny, tiny bacteria.Copy !req
373. Living on something very, very big.Copy !req
374. Something that weighs
about 1.3 billion tonnes.Copy !req
375. Something that's living.
Something growing.Copy !req
376. Growing?Copy !req
377. That.Copy !req
378. - That lives under the moon?
- No.Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. That doesn't live under the moon.Copy !req
381. That is the moon.Copy !req
382. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
383. The moon isn't breaking apart.
The moon is hatching!Copy !req
384. Huh?Copy !req
385. The moon's an egg.Copy !req
386. Has it, um...Copy !req
387. - Has it always been an egg?
- Yes.Copy !req
388. For 100 million years or so.Copy !req
389. Just, just growing,
just getting ready to be born.Copy !req
390. Okay, so the moon
has never been the moon?Copy !req
391. No, no, no, no. It's never been dead.Copy !req
392. It's just taking a long time
to come alive.Copy !req
393. Is it a chicken?Copy !req
394. - No!
- 'Cause, for a chickenCopy !req
395. - to have laid an egg...
- Courtney, don't spoil the moment.Copy !req
396. Doctor, what is it?Copy !req
397. I think that it's unique.Copy !req
398. I think that's the only one
of its kind in the universe.Copy !req
399. I think that that isCopy !req
400. utterly beautiful.Copy !req
401. How do we kill it?Copy !req
402. - Why do you want to kill it?
- It's a little baby.Copy !req
403. Doctor, how do we kill it?Copy !req
404. Kill the moon?Copy !req
405. Kill the moon.Copy !req
406. Well, you have about 100 of
the best man-made nuclear weapons,Copy !req
407. if they still work,
if that's what you want to do.Copy !req
408. - Doctor, wait...
- Will that do it?Copy !req
409. A hundred nuclear bombs set off
right where they are,Copy !req
410. right on top of a living,
vulnerable creature.Copy !req
411. It'll never feel the sun on its back.Copy !req
412. And then what?
Will the moon still break up?Copy !req
413. You said...
You said we had an hour and a half?Copy !req
414. Well, there'll be nothing
to make it break up.Copy !req
415. There'll be nothing
trying to force its way out.Copy !req
416. The gravity of the little dead babyCopy !req
417. will pull all the pieces
back together again.Copy !req
418. Of course, it won't be very pretty.Copy !req
419. You'd have an enormous corpse
floating in the sky.Copy !req
420. You might have some very difficult
conversations to have with your kids.Copy !req
421. - I don't have any kids.
- Stop.Copy !req
422. Right, listen, this is a,
this is a life.Copy !req
423. I mean, this must be
the biggest life in the universe.Copy !req
424. It's not even been born!Copy !req
425. It is killing people.
It is destroying the Earth!Copy !req
426. You cannot blame a baby for kicking.Copy !req
427. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
428. You want to know
what I took back from being in space?Copy !req
429. Look at the edge of the Earth,Copy !req
430. the atmosphere, that is paper-thin.Copy !req
431. That is the only thing
that saves us all from death,Copy !req
432. everything else,
the stars, the blackness,Copy !req
433. that's all dead.Copy !req
434. Sadly, thatCopy !req
435. is the only life
any of us will ever know.Copy !req
436. There's life here.Copy !req
437. There's life just next door.Copy !req
438. Look, when you've grown up a bit,
you'll realiseCopy !req
439. that everything doesn't have to be nice.Copy !req
440. Some things are just bad.Copy !req
441. Anyway, you ran away.
It's none of your business.Copy !req
442. Doctor, I want to come back.Copy !req
443. Courtney, you'll be safer where you are.Copy !req
444. Doctor, I'm sorry. I want
to come back, okay? I want to help.Copy !req
445. There are some DVDs
on the blue bookshelf.Copy !req
446. Just stick one into the Tardis console,
that'll bring you to me.Copy !req
447. - Right.
- Make sure you hang on to the console,Copy !req
448. otherwise the Tardis
will leave you behind.Copy !req
449. So. What do we do?Copy !req
450. Doctor? Huh?Copy !req
451. Doctor, what do we do?Copy !req
452. Nothing.Copy !req
453. - What?
- We don't do anything.Copy !req
454. I'm sorry, Clara. I can't help you.Copy !req
455. Of course you can help.Copy !req
456. The Earth isn't my home.
The moon's not my moon. Sorry.Copy !req
457. Come on! Hey.Copy !req
458. Listen, there are moments
in every civilisation's historyCopy !req
459. in which the whole path
of that civilisation is decided.Copy !req
460. The whole future path.Copy !req
461. Whatever future humanity might haveCopy !req
462. depends upon the choice that is made
right here and right now.Copy !req
463. Now, you've got the tools to kill it.
You made them.Copy !req
464. You brought them up here
all on your own with your own ingenuity,Copy !req
465. you don't need a Time Lord.Copy !req
466. Kill it. Or let it live.
I can't make this decision for you!Copy !req
467. - Yeah, well, I can't make it.
- Well, there's two of you here.Copy !req
468. Yeah, a schoolteacher and an astronaut.Copy !req
469. Who's better qualified?Copy !req
470. I don't know! The President of America!Copy !req
471. Oh, take something oh' his plate.
He makes far too many decisions anyway.Copy !req
472. - She.
- She. Sorry.Copy !req
473. She hasn't even been into space,
she hasn't even been to another planet.Copy !req
474. - How would she even know what to do?
- I am asking you for help.Copy !req
475. Listen, we went to dinner
in Berlin in 1937, right?Copy !req
476. We didn't nip out
after pudding and kill Hitler.Copy !req
477. I've never killed Hitler.Copy !req
478. And you wouldn't expect me
to kill Hitler.Copy !req
479. The future is no more malleable
than the past.Copy !req
480. Okay, don't you do this
to make some kind of point.Copy !req
481. Sorry. 'Well, actually,
no, I'm not sorry.Copy !req
482. It's time to take
the stabilisers off your bike!Copy !req
483. It's your moon, womankind.Copy !req
484. It's your choice.Copy !req
485. - And you're just going to stand there?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
486. Doctor?Copy !req
487. A teenager, an astronaut
and a schoolteacher.Copy !req
488. Hang on a minute,
we can get in there, can't we?Copy !req
489. - You can sort it out with that thing.
- No.Copy !req
490. Some decisions are too important
not to make on your own.Copy !req
491. Doctor.Copy !req
492. Doctor.Copy !req
493. Doctor!Copy !req
494. Oh, what a prat.Copy !req
495. I'm going to detonate the bombs, agreed?Copy !req
496. Agreed?Copy !req
497. Hang on tight, there's been a breach!Copy !req
498. If we let it live, what would happen
if the moon wasn't there?Copy !req
499. - We haven't got time for this!
- We're discussing it!Copy !req
500. What would happen
if the moon wasn't there?Copy !req
501. I have a physics book in my bag.
There's this thing on gravity.Copy !req
502. Super. Is there a word search?Copy !req
503. Okay. There would be no tides.Copy !req
504. But we'd survive that, right?
There's, uh...Copy !req
505. They've knocked out the satellites.
There's no internet, no mobiles.Copy !req
506. I'd be fine with that.Copy !req
507. It's not going to just stop being there.Copy !req
508. Because inside the moon, miss,Copy !req
509. is a gigantic creature
forcing its way out.Copy !req
510. And when it does, which is
going to be pretty damn soon,Copy !req
511. there are going to be huge chunks
of the moon heading right for us,Copy !req
512. like whatever killed the dinosaurs,
only 10,000 times bigger.Copy !req
513. But the moon isn't made of rock
and stone, is it? It's made of eggshell!Copy !req
514. Oh, God! Okay, okay, fine.Copy !req
515. If, by some miracle,
the shell isn't too thickCopy !req
516. or if it disperses or if it
goes into orbit, whatever,Copy !req
517. there's still going to be
a massive thing there, isn't there,Copy !req
518. that just popped out.Copy !req
519. And what the hell
do you imagine that is?Copy !req
520. Loads of things lay eggs.Copy !req
521. It's not a chicken.Copy !req
522. I'm not saying it's a chicken.
I'm not completely stupid.Copy !req
523. It's an exoparasite.Copy !req
524. - A what?
- Like a flea.Copy !req
525. Or a head louse.Copy !req
526. I'm going to have to be
a lot more certain than thatCopy !req
527. - if I'm going to kill a baby.
- Oh, you want to talk about babies?Copy !req
528. You've probably got babies
down there now.Copy !req
529. - You want to have babies?
- Well... Yeah.Copy !req
530. - Mr Pink...
- Shh!Copy !req
531. Okay, you imagine you've got children
down there on Earth now, right?Copy !req
532. Grandchildren, maybe.Copy !req
533. You want that thing to get out?
Kill them all?Copy !req
534. You want today to be the day
life on Earth stoppedCopy !req
535. because you couldn't make
an unfair decision?Copy !req
536. Listen, I don't want to do this.Copy !req
537. All my life I've dreamed
about coming here.Copy !req
538. But this is how it has to end.Copy !req
539. Oi!Copy !req
540. I've given us an hour.
There's a cut-out here.Copy !req
541. If anyone has any bright ideas
or if he comes back, that stops it.Copy !req
542. But once it's pressed, it stays pressed.Copy !req
543. And if he doesn't come back?Copy !req
544. I didn't expect to survive anyway.Copy !req
545. He's going to comeback,
though, right? Isn't he, miss?Copy !req
546. Hey, why don't you call me Clara?Copy !req
547. I prefer "miss", miss.Copy !req
548. We just need to make up
our minds, that's all.Copy !req
549. Well, you know him.Copy !req
550. I think he really might just be
leaving it to us.Copy !req
551. Can anybody hear me?
Come in, please.Copy !req
552. - Can anybody...
- Lundvik.Copy !req
553. - This is ground control.
- Yeah, yeah. I can tell by your haircut.Copy !req
554. - How are things down there?
- Pretty bad.Copy !req
555. Yeah. Pretty bad.Copy !req
556. Listen, we're patched in
to one of the TV satellites.Copy !req
557. We haven't got long.
How are things up there?Copy !req
558. - Can we broadcast on this?
- Who are you?Copy !req
559. School trip. Can we broadcast on this?Copy !req
560. Well, yes.Copy !req
561. Hello, Earth.Copy !req
562. We have a terrible decision to make.Copy !req
563. It's an uncertain decision
and we don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
564. We can kill this creature
or we can let it live.Copy !req
565. We don't know what it's going to do,Copy !req
566. we don't know what's going to happen
when it hatches,Copy !req
567. if it will hurt us, help us
or just leave us alone.Copy !req
568. We have to decide together.Copy !req
569. This is the last time
we'll be able to speak to youCopy !req
570. but you can send us a message.Copy !req
571. If you think we should
kill the creature, turn your lights off.Copy !req
572. If you think we should take the chance,Copy !req
573. let it live, leave your lights on.Copy !req
574. We'll be able to see.Copy !req
575. Goodnight, Earth.Copy !req
576. Was that okay?Copy !req
577. Yeah.Copy !req
578. Come on. Let's see.Copy !req
579. Night-night.Copy !req
580. Oh, Doctor, where have you gone?Copy !req
581. We can't risk it all just to be nice.Copy !req
582. - Okay.
- Miss.Copy !req
583. - Nine seconds.
- You can't!Copy !req
584. Sorry, girls. See you on the other side.Copy !req
585. Two...Copy !req
586. Hey!Copy !req
587. - One, two, three, into the Tardis.
- What's happening?Copy !req
588. Let's go and have a look, shall we?Copy !req
589. Bloody idiots!
Bloody irresponsible idiots!Copy !req
590. Would you mind your language, please?
There are children present.Copy !req
591. You should
have left me there, let me die.Copy !req
592. I wanted to die up there with
the universe in front of me,Copy !req
593. not being crushed to death on Earth!Copy !req
594. Nobody's going to die!Copy !req
595. Could you please let us see
what's happening?Copy !req
596. What's it doing?Copy !req
597. It's feeling the sun on itself.Copy !req
598. It's getting warm.Copy !req
599. The chick flies away
and the eggshell disintegrates.Copy !req
600. Harmless.Copy !req
601. Did you know?Copy !req
602. You made your decision.
Humanity made its choice.Copy !req
603. No, we ignored humanity.Copy !req
604. Well, there you go.Copy !req
605. So what happens now, then?Copy !req
606. Tell me what happens now.Copy !req
607. In the mid-21st century,Copy !req
608. humankind starts creeping offCopy !req
609. into the stars.Copy !req
610. Spreads its way through the galaxy,Copy !req
611. to the very edges of the universe.Copy !req
612. And itCopy !req
613. endures till the end of time.Copy !req
614. And it does all that
because one day in the year 2049,Copy !req
615. when it had stopped thinking
about going to the stars,Copy !req
616. something occurred
that made it look up, not down.Copy !req
617. It looked out there into the blacknessCopy !req
618. and it saw something beautiful,
something wonderful,Copy !req
619. that for once it didn't want to destroy.Copy !req
620. And in that one moment,Copy !req
621. the whole course of history was changed.Copy !req
622. Not bad for a girl
from Coal Hill School.Copy !req
623. And her teacher.Copy !req
624. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
625. It laid a new egg.Copy !req
626. It's beautiful.Copy !req
627. Doctor, it's beautiful.Copy !req
628. That's what we call a new moon.Copy !req
629. You can be the first woman on that!Copy !req
630. I think that somebody
deserves a thank you.Copy !req
631. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
632. Thank you.Copy !req
633. Thank you for stopping me.Copy !req
634. Thank you for giving me the moon back.Copy !req
635. Okay, Captain. Well, you've
got a whole new space programmeCopy !req
636. to get together. NASA is, uh...Copy !req
637. that way. About 2,500 miles.Copy !req
638. You still got your Vortex Manipulators?
I'll give you a run home.Copy !req
639. Not that it's any of my business
but I think you did the right thing.Copy !req
640. Yeah, you're right.
It's none of your business.Copy !req
641. Come on, Courtney, off you go.
Double geography.Copy !req
642. - Can we do it again?
- Go! Go, go. Chop-chop.Copy !req
643. Tell me what you knew.Copy !req
644. Nothing.
I told you, I've got grey areas.Copy !req
645. Yeah, I noticed.
Tell me what you knew, Doctor,Copy !req
646. or else I'll smack you so hard
you'll regenerate.Copy !req
647. I knew that eggs are not bombs.Copy !req
648. I know they don't usually
destroy their nests.Copy !req
649. Essentially, what I knew was that
you would always make the best choice.Copy !req
650. I had faith that you would
always make the right choice.Copy !req
651. Honestly, do you have
music playing in your headCopy !req
652. when you say rubbish like that?Copy !req
653. It wasn't my decision to make.
I told you.Copy !req
654. Well, why did you do it?
Was it for Courtney, was that it?Copy !req
655. Well, she really is
something special now, isn't she?Copy !req
656. First woman on the moon,
saved the Earth from itselfCopy !req
657. and rather bizarrely, she becomes
the President of the United States!Copy !req
658. She met this bloke called Blinovitch...Copy !req
659. Do you know what? Shut up!
I am so sick of listening to you!Copy !req
660. Well, I didn't do it for Courtney.Copy !req
661. I didn't know what was going to happen.Copy !req
662. - What, do you think I'm lying?
- I don't know. I don't know!Copy !req
663. If you didn't do it for her, I mean...Copy !req
664. Do you know what, it was...
It was cheap, it was pathetic.Copy !req
665. No, no, no. It was patronising.Copy !req
666. That was you patting us
on the back, saying,Copy !req
667. "You're big enough to go
to the shops by yourself now.Copy !req
668. "Go on, toddle along."Copy !req
669. No, that was me allowing you to
make a choice about your own future.Copy !req
670. That was me respecting you.Copy !req
671. Oh, my God, really? Was it?Copy !req
672. Yeah, well, respected is not how I feel.Copy !req
673. Right. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
674. I nearly didn't press that button.Copy !req
675. I nearly got it wrong. That was you,
my friend, making me scared,Copy !req
676. - making me feel like a bloody idiot...
- Language!Copy !req
677. Oh, don't you ever tell me
to mind my language,Copy !req
678. don't you ever tell me to
take the stabilisers off my bikeCopy !req
679. and don't you dare lump me in
with the rest of all the little humansCopy !req
680. that you think are so tiny
and silly and predictable!Copy !req
681. You walk our Earth, Doctor,
you breathe our air,Copy !req
682. you make us your friend,
then that is your moon, too,Copy !req
683. and you can damn well help us
when we need it!Copy !req
684. - I was helping.
- What, by clearing off?Copy !req
685. - Yes!
- Yeah, well, clear off!Copy !req
686. Go on.Copy !req
687. You can clear off. Get back in
your lonely, your lonely bloody TardisCopy !req
688. and you don't come back!Copy !req
689. Clara. Clara!Copy !req
690. You go away.Copy !req
691. Okay?Copy !req
692. You go a long way away.Copy !req
693. - Hello.
- Hey! Now, then.Copy !req
694. - What've you been up to?
- The usual.Copy !req
695. It happened, didn't it?Copy !req
696. Well, he was wrong, wasn't he?Copy !req
697. Wasn't he?Copy !req
698. Danny, what do you think?Copy !req
699. I think I've seen this look before.Copy !req
700. No, you haven't. This is new for me.Copy !req
701. No, not on your face, on mine.Copy !req
702. - What did you do?
- I left the army.Copy !req
703. You loved the army.Copy !req
704. Yep. And then one day I didn't.Copy !req
705. I'm done, I'm done.
I am finished with it. I am... I'm done.Copy !req
706. It's over. I'm finished with him
and I told him that.Copy !req
707. What is that face for?
Why don't you believe me?Copy !req
708. Because you're still angry.Copy !req
709. You're never 'finished with anyone
while they can still make you angry.Copy !req
710. Tell him when you're calm, then tell me.Copy !req
711. When did you get to become so wise?Copy !req
712. Same way as anyone else.Copy !req
713. I had a really bad day.Copy !req
714. There were many trains
to take the name Orient ExpressCopy !req
715. but only one in space.Copy !req
716. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
717. Your goal is to ascertain
the Foretold's true nature.Copy !req
718. I know exactly what this sounds like.Copy !req
719. Isn't this exciting?Copy !req
720. It's immortal, unstoppable.Copy !req
721. - Unkillable.
- Can we get a new expert?Copy !req
722. Those that bear
the foretold's stareCopy !req
723. have 66 seconds to live.Copy !req
724. Stop the clock.Copy !req
725. Ripped By mstollCopy !req