1. - Take a punt.
Right.Copy !req
2. Your choice. Wherever, whenever,Copy !req
3. anywhere in time and space.Copy !req
4. Well, there is something,
Ripped By mstollCopy !req
5. someone that I've always wanted to meet.Copy !req
6. - But I know what you'll say.
- Try me.Copy !req
7. You'll say he's made-up,
that there is no such thing.Copy !req
8. - Go on.
- It's...Copy !req
9. It's Robin Hood.Copy !req
10. - Robin Hood.
- Yeah!Copy !req
11. I love that story. I've always loved it,
ever since I was little...Copy !req
12. Robin Hood, the heroic outlawCopy !req
13. who robs from the rich
and gives to the poor.Copy !req
14. Yeah!Copy !req
15. He's made-up. There's no such thing.Copy !req
16. Ah, you see?Copy !req
17. Old-fashioned heroes only exist
in old-fashioned storybooks, Clara.Copy !req
18. And what about you?Copy !req
19. Me?Copy !req
20. Yeah, you.Copy !req
21. You stop bad things happening
every minute of every day,Copy !req
22. that sounds pretty heroic to me.Copy !req
23. Just passing the time.
Hey, what about Mars?Copy !req
24. - What?
- The Ice Warrior hives!Copy !req
25. You said it was my choice.Copy !req
26. Or the Tumescent Arrows
of the Half-Light!Copy !req
27. - Those girls can hold their drink!
- Doctor...Copy !req
28. And fracture 15 different levels
of reality simultaneously.Copy !req
29. - I think I've got a Polaroid somewhere.
- Doctor!Copy !req
30. My choice. Robin Hood. Show me.Copy !req
31. Very well.Copy !req
32. Earth. England.Copy !req
33. Sherwood Forest.Copy !req
34. 1190 AD...Copy !req
35. - ... ish.Copy !req
36. But you'll only be disappointed.Copy !req
37. No damsels in distress,
no pretty castles,Copy !req
38. no such thing as Robin Hood.Copy !req
39. You called?Copy !req
40. Very, very nicely done
with the box, sir.Copy !req
41. I saw a Turk perform something
very similar at Nottingham Fayre.Copy !req
42. It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?Copy !req
43. - A trick?
- A... A good jest. Ha-ha!Copy !req
44. This is not a trick, this is a Tardis.Copy !req
45. Whatever it is, you bony rascal,
I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.Copy !req
46. It's my property, that's what it is.Copy !req
47. Well, don't you know all property
is theft to Robin Hood?Copy !req
48. You're not serious.Copy !req
49. I'm many things, sir,
but I'm never that.Copy !req
50. Robin Hood laughs in the face of all.Copy !req
51. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
52. And do people ever punch you
in the face when you do that?Copy !req
53. - Not as yet.
- Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?Copy !req
54. Might be a... a little bit muchCopy !req
55. but whoo! What do you reckon, Doctor?Copy !req
56. By all the saints!Copy !req
57. Are there any more in there?Copy !req
58. - Is that...
- No.Copy !req
59. Oh, my God!Copy !req
60. Oh, my God! It is, isn't it?Copy !req
61. Oh, you found him.
You actually found Robin Hood.Copy !req
62. That is not Robin Hood.Copy !req
63. Well, then who, sir, is about
to relieve you of your magic box?Copy !req
64. Nobody, sir.Copy !req
65. Not in this universe or the next.Copy !req
66. Well, then draw your sword
and prove your words.Copy !req
67. I have no sword.Copy !req
68. I don't need a sword.Copy !req
69. Because I am the Doctor.Copy !req
70. And this is my spoon!Copy !req
71. En garde!Copy !req
72. Ow!Copy !req
73. - You're amazing!
I've had some experience.Copy !req
74. Richard the Lionheart!Copy !req
75. Cyrano de Bergerac!Copy !req
76. Errol Flynn! He had the most enormous...Copy !req
77. - ... ego!Copy !req
78. Takes one to know one.Copy !req
79. Oh... you!Copy !req
80. Doctor!Copy !req
81. Like I said,Copy !req
82. my box.Copy !req
83. Doctor?Copy !req
84. Ahh!Copy !req
85. In the name of all that's holy,Copy !req
86. take our money, take our treasure,
but spare my ward!Copy !req
87. - Do not fuss, all will be well.
- This is the Sheriff's doing!Copy !req
88. If he were here now,
I'd tear out his black heart!Copy !req
89. Would you, now?Copy !req
90. Or are you as milk-livered as your
name suggests, Master Quayle?Copy !req
91. Take me! Spare this dear child!Copy !req
92. Take you?Copy !req
93. A lardy lack-wit like you?Copy !req
94. It's labour we require up at the castle.Copy !req
95. Labour and gold, not old men
and their worthless baubles.Copy !req
96. This will be a great help,
Master Quayle, believe me.Copy !req
97. Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?Copy !req
98. Yes, my lord.Copy !req
99. You may also prove useful. Bring her.Copy !req
100. Your days are numbered, you cur!Copy !req
101. You shall live to regret that.Copy !req
102. Actually, no.Copy !req
103. - You won't.Copy !req
104. No!Copy !req
105. No!Copy !req
106. Let me introduce you to my men.Copy !req
107. This is Will Scarlett.Copy !req
108. He is a cheeky rogue with a good
sword arm and a slippery tongue.Copy !req
109. My lady.Copy !req
110. Argh! What do you want with my hair?Copy !req
111. Well, it's realistic,
I'll give you that.Copy !req
112. And this is Friar Tuck.Copy !req
113. Aptly named for the amount of grub
he tucks into!Copy !req
114. You skinny blackguard!Copy !req
115. - Ooh! What are you doing?
- This isn't a real sandal!Copy !req
116. Yes, it is.Copy !req
117. Oh, yes, it is.Copy !req
118. This, uh, is Alan-a-Dale.
He's a master of the lute,Copy !req
119. whose music brightens up
these dark days.Copy !req
120. Ow!Copy !req
121. Sorry, sorry. Blood analysis.Copy !req
122. Oh! All those diseases!Copy !req
123. If you were real,
you'd be dead in six months.Copy !req
124. I am real.Copy !req
125. Bye.Copy !req
126. And this is john Little.Copy !req
127. Called Little john.Copy !req
128. He's my loyal companion
in many an adventure.Copy !req
129. - Oh!Copy !req
130. Works every time!Copy !req
131. Oh, I cannot believe this!Copy !req
132. You... You really are Robin Hood
and his Merry Men!Copy !req
133. Aye! That is an apt description.Copy !req
134. - Ha! What say you, lads?
Aye!Copy !req
135. Stop laughing!Copy !req
136. Why are you always doing that?Copy !req
137. Are you all simple or something?Copy !req
138. - I'm going to need a sample.
- Of what?Copy !req
139. Excuse me. Sorry.Copy !req
140. What are you doing?Copy !req
141. Well, they're not holograms,
that much is obvious.Copy !req
142. Could be a theme park from the future.Copy !req
143. - Or we might be inside a miniscope.
- Oh, shut up.Copy !req
144. A miniscope! Yes, of course! Why not?Copy !req
145. Your friend seems not quite
of the real world.Copy !req
146. No. No, he's not, really,
not most of the time.Copy !req
147. Dark days?Copy !req
148. My lady?Copy !req
149. You said that these were dark days,
what did you mean?Copy !req
150. King Richard is away on crusade,
my lady.Copy !req
151. His tyrant of a brother rules instead.Copy !req
152. And the sheriff?
'Cause there is a sheriff, right?Copy !req
153. Aye. It is indeed this jackal
of the princesCopy !req
154. who seeks to oppress us forevermore.Copy !req
155. Or six months, in your case.Copy !req
156. It is a shame to dwell on murky thoughtsCopy !req
157. when there is such beauty here.Copy !req
158. Why are you so sad?Copy !req
159. Why do you think me sad?Copy !req
160. Because the Doctor's right.
You laugh too much.Copy !req
161. You know, I do not live this outlaw life
by choice.Copy !req
162. You see before you Robert...Copy !req
163. - Earl of Lox...
- Earl of Loxley.Copy !req
164. - Yes.Copy !req
165. Sorry, do go on.Copy !req
166. I, um...Copy !req
167. I had my lands and titles
stripped from me.Copy !req
168. I dared to speak out
against Prince john.Copy !req
169. But I lost the thing most dear to me.Copy !req
170. What was she called?Copy !req
171. You're so very quick.Copy !req
172. - How does the Doctor stand it?
- Marian?Copy !req
173. - You know her?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
174. I have always known her.Copy !req
175. It was Marian who told me that
I must stand up and be counted.Copy !req
176. But I was afraid.Copy !req
177. Now this green canopy is my palaceCopy !req
178. and the rough ground my featherbed.Copy !req
179. And maybe one day I will return home
but until that day...Copy !req
180. Until that day, it is beholden on meCopy !req
181. to be the man Marian wanted,Copy !req
182. to be a hero for those
this tyrant sheriff slaughters.Copy !req
183. What time is it, Mr Hood?Copy !req
184. Ah, somewhat after noon.Copy !req
185. No, no. Time of year. What season?Copy !req
186. Oh, Dame Autumn has draped her
mellow skirts about the forest, Doctor.Copy !req
187. The time of mists
and harvest approaches...Copy !req
188. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All very poetic.Copy !req
189. But it's very green hereabouts,
though, isn't it?Copy !req
190. And like I said, very sunny.Copy !req
191. - So?
- Have you been to Nottingham?Copy !req
192. Climate change?Copy !req
193. It's 1190.Copy !req
194. You must excuse me.Copy !req
195. The Sheriff has issued a proclamationCopy !req
196. and tomorrow there is to be a contestCopy !req
197. to find the best archer in the land.Copy !req
198. And the bounty...
It's an arrow made of pure gold.Copy !req
199. No! Don't... Don't go! It's a trap.Copy !req
200. Well, of course it is!Copy !req
201. But a contest to find the best
archer in the land?Copy !req
202. There is no contest.Copy !req
203. Right, that isn't even funny.Copy !req
204. That was bantering.Copy !req
205. lam totally against bantering.Copy !req
206. How can you be so sure
he's not the real thing?Copy !req
207. Because he can't be.Copy !req
208. When did you stop
believing in everything?Copy !req
209. When did you start believing in
impossible heroes?Copy !req
210. Don't you know?Copy !req
211. In a way, it's rather sweet.Copy !req
212. In the contest for the golden arrow,Copy !req
213. after 10 rounds, the battle is betwixtCopy !req
214. our lord Sheriff...Copy !req
215. and the stranger
known as Tom the Tinker!Copy !req
216. Perhaps not such a stranger after all.Copy !req
217. Take your places!Copy !req
218. Shall we make the contest
a little more interesting, my lord?Copy !req
219. The targets seem a little close.
What say you?Copy !req
220. Another 20 paces?Copy !req
221. Why not?Copy !req
222. Now, Tinker. Let us see thy true face.Copy !req
223. Whoo!Copy !req
224. Ye gads! He has split the arrow!Copy !req
225. Truly, he is the finest archer
in all England!Copy !req
226. Come forward, Tinker,
and claim your prize.Copy !req
227. He's full of surprises, isn't he?Copy !req
228. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
229. My skills as a bowman
speak for themselves.Copy !req
230. I claim my reward.Copy !req
231. A mere bauble.Copy !req
232. - I want something else.
- Name it.Copy !req
233. Enlightenment.Copy !req
234. This is getting silly.Copy !req
235. Fascinating. Seize him!Copy !req
236. Ahhh!Copy !req
237. What are you doing? Put that down!Copy !req
238. I'm fine! I take Year 7
for after-school tae kwon do.Copy !req
239. Don't worry, Doctor! I'll save you!Copy !req
240. - I don't need saving!
- Your honour is safe.Copy !req
241. - I know!
- For I am Robin!Copy !req
242. Hooray!
- Robin Hood!Copy !req
243. Robot!Copy !req
244. Now we're getting somewhere!Copy !req
245. Take them!Copy !req
246. Kill the rest!Copy !req
247. Kill them all!Copy !req
248. - He surrenders!
- What?Copy !req
249. HailCopy !req
250. You miserable cur!
I had them on the run!Copy !req
251. Flee, lads, flee!
Live to fight another day!Copy !req
252. Come on!Copy !req
253. To the dungeons with all of them!Copy !req
254. What are you up to?Copy !req
255. Quickest way to find out
anybody's plans.Copy !req
256. Get yourself captured.Copy !req
257. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
258. Thank you, lady.Copy !req
259. What are you? Gargoyle, what are you?Copy !req
260. Leave it.Copy !req
261. He only needs to rest.
We all need to rest.Copy !req
262. Analysis shows
that peasant creature is spent.Copy !req
263. No, no. Please.Copy !req
264. Usefulness expired.Copy !req
265. No. No!Copy !req
266. No!Copy !req
267. Damn you!Copy !req
268. Damn you and that villain the Sheriff!Copy !req
269. Splendid! Enchained!Copy !req
270. Yep.Copy !req
271. Trussed up like turkey-cocks!Copy !req
272. Thanks to your friend.Copy !req
273. Shut it, Hoodie.Copy !req
274. I saved your life.Copy !req
275. I had the situation well in hand.Copy !req
276. Long-haired ninny versus
robot killer knights?Copy !req
277. I know where I'd put my money.Copy !req
278. If you had not betrayed me,
I would have been triumphant.Copy !req
279. You would have been a little
puff of smoke and ashes!Copy !req
280. - Ha!
- You'd have been floating aroundCopy !req
281. in tiny little laughing bits
in people's goblets.Copy !req
282. Balderdash! Ha!Copy !req
283. Oh, right, here we go,
it's laughing time!Copy !req
284. Well, you amuse me, grey old man!Copy !req
285. Guard! He's laughing again!Copy !req
286. You can't keep me locked up
with a laughing person!Copy !req
287. Oh, I find that...
I find that quite funny.Copy !req
288. Do you know, I feel another laugh
coming on. Aha-ha-ha!Copy !req
289. Guard, I cannot remain in this cell!Copy !req
290. - Execute me now!
- You heard him. Execute the old fool!Copy !req
291. No, no, hang on, execute him!Copy !req
292. I do not fear death, so execute away!Copy !req
293. Execute him! I'd like to see if his head
keeps laughingCopy !req
294. when you chop it oh?Copy !req
295. Oh, Robin Hood always laughs
in the face of death.Copy !req
296. Yes, rolling around the floor laughing,Copy !req
297. I would pay good money to see that!Copy !req
298. - Guard!
- Guard!Copy !req
299. Will you two shut up!Copy !req
300. Do either of you understand
in any way at allCopy !req
301. that there isn't actually
a guard out there?Copy !req
302. Oh.Copy !req
303. I did, in fact.Copy !req
304. No, you didn't.Copy !req
305. I said shut up.Copy !req
306. The Doctor and Robin Hood
locked up in a cellar.Copy !req
307. Is this seriously the best
that you can do?Copy !req
308. You're determined to starve to death
in here, squabbling.Copy !req
309. Well, I'll tell you one thing.Copy !req
310. I'd last a lot longer
than this desiccated man-crone.Copy !req
311. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
312. Well, you know what?Copy !req
313. I think you'll find
I have a certain genetic advantage. Oh!Copy !req
314. - Oh!
- It is not a competitionCopy !req
315. about who can die slower.Copy !req
316. It would definitely be me,
though, wouldn't it?Copy !req
317. There was supposed to be a plan.
Do either of you two have a plan?Copy !req
318. Yeah, of course I have a plan.Copy !req
319. I, too, have a plan.Copy !req
320. Okay, Robin, you first.Copy !req
321. - Why him?
- Doctor, shut up.Copy !req
322. Robin, your plan.Copy !req
323. lam...Copy !req
324. biding my time.Copy !req
325. Thank you, Prince of Thieves.
Last of the Time Lords?Copy !req
326. Yes, I have a plan.Copy !req
327. Can you explain your plan without using
the word "sonic screwdriver"?Copy !req
328. Because you might have forgotten
the Sheriff of NottinghamCopy !req
329. has taken your screwdriver, just saying.Copy !req
330. It's always the screwdriver.Copy !req
331. Okay, well,
let's hear Robin's plan first.Copy !req
332. - For God's sake!Copy !req
333. See? There was a guard.Copy !req
334. There was guard listening
the whole time, I knew it.Copy !req
335. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
336. The Sheriff himself
commanded me to listen,Copy !req
337. to find out which of you
is the true ringleader.Copy !req
338. Ah, so he can do the interrogating.
Very wise.Copy !req
339. Excellent. He will get nothing from me!Copy !req
340. No, no, no. He will get nothing from me,Copy !req
341. because interrogation, that's where
I always turn the tables.Copy !req
342. You see, that's my plan.Copy !req
343. Just hurry up and take me to him.Copy !req
344. No, no, chop-chop, come on!Copy !req
345. Seriously?
- Come on.Copy !req
346. No.Copy !req
347. What are you doing?Copy !req
348. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
349. 'Tis a thing of beauty indeed.Copy !req
350. Hmm!Copy !req
351. And will feed a family for a
twelvemonth, when melted down.Copy !req
352. Tonight we rest.Copy !req
353. Tomorrow we must draw up plans
to rescue Robin.Copy !req
354. We shall soon see
how those Mechanicals feelCopy !req
355. about the taste of Nottingham steel!Copy !req
356. Lord forgive me.Copy !req
357. Strange, though, is it not?Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. All this looting
that the Sheriff is doing.Copy !req
360. And yet 'tis only ever gold
that he takes.Copy !req
361. Pearls, rubies, all the precious
jewels of the realmCopy !req
362. seem no consequence to him.Copy !req
363. Only gold.Copy !req
364. Eat, my lady, eat. Hmm?Copy !req
365. Let it not be said that the Sheriff
of Nottingham is a poor host.Copy !req
366. I had a bag of crisps
this morning, thanks.Copy !req
367. Your words are strange, fair one.Copy !req
368. Hmm, I should think they are.Copy !req
369. But I like you. You're refreshingly...Copy !req
370. direct.Copy !req
371. You can take the girl
out of Blackpool...Copy !req
372. Taken from your friend's strange tunic,Copy !req
373. an intriguing gallimaufry.Copy !req
374. Including this wand.Copy !req
375. Evidently a thing of awesome power.Copy !req
376. Tell me,Copy !req
377. are you from beyond the stars?Copy !req
378. You're the one with the robot army,
you tell me.Copy !req
379. - I'm sorry?
- No.Copy !req
380. Beat your breast, moan, groan as though
20 devils possessed your guts.Copy !req
381. What for?Copy !req
382. So as to attract the attention
of that gargoyle-faced guard.Copy !req
383. It's your plan, you moan.Copy !req
384. - No, no, no, it won't work.
- Why?Copy !req
385. Uh, because you're clearly
more advanced in yearsCopy !req
386. and you have a sickly aspect to you.Copy !req
387. I have a what?Copy !req
388. You're as pale as milk.Copy !req
389. It's the way with Scots,
they're strangers to vegetables.Copy !req
390. I'm not moaning. You moan.Copy !req
391. Fine. If you want something doing...Copy !req
392. - Can I rely upon you to do the rest?
- Yes, yes, I know the drill.Copy !req
393. What is this din?Copy !req
394. No business of yours, cur!Copy !req
395. Speak up! I can't hear you.Copy !req
396. - What ails him?
- None of your business.Copy !req
397. I said, what ails him?Copy !req
398. Well, if you must know,
he's having a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
399. A what?Copy !req
400. He's like this
whenever he's in any kind of danger.Copy !req
401. He just can't seem to cope,
he gets so afraid.Copy !req
402. He goes into a kind of fit.Copy !req
403. I honestly believe that he may die
of sheer frightCopy !req
404. like some tiny, shivering little mouse.Copy !req
405. Oh, God, I think he's soiled himself.Copy !req
406. Let him die. It'll save us
the trouble of executing him.Copy !req
407. And what will happen to the reward?Copy !req
408. Reward?Copy !req
409. Oh, God,
I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
410. Tell me!Copy !req
411. He carries a vital message.Copy !req
412. The Prince has promised a bounty!Copy !req
413. - A big one?
- An enormous one.Copy !req
414. What's that?Copy !req
415. Say again?Copy !req
416. Come close, come close.Copy !req
417. Your breath stinks Like a serpent,
has anyone ever told you that?Copy !req
418. Soiled myself!Copy !req
419. Did you? That's getting into character.Copy !req
420. Okay, keys!Copy !req
421. - I'll get them.
- No, no. I'll get them.Copy !req
422. - I will get them
- I'll get them.Copy !req
423. - I've got them!
- I'm fine. No, no worries!Copy !req
424. - I've got them!
- I'll get...Copy !req
425. - Ah!Copy !req
426. - Well, there is a bright side.
- Which is?Copy !req
427. Clara didn't see that.Copy !req
428. But enough of tawdry matters.Copy !req
429. Let us talk of softer,Copy !req
430. sweeter things.Copy !req
431. Ah! Good, yes, I was hoping
we'd get round to that.Copy !req
432. - You were?
- Mmm.Copy !req
433. For I have known
I was destined to draw the eyeCopy !req
434. of a great and powerful man
for a long time,Copy !req
435. ever since I saw those mysterious
lights in the sky.Copy !req
436. You saw them, too?Copy !req
437. And those strange mechanical men,
with their promises.Copy !req
438. - I, too, have experienced this.
- Really?Copy !req
439. Well, I would never have guessed.
Tell me your story.Copy !req
440. - Tell me yours.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
441. But you have to go first.Copy !req
442. Why so?Copy !req
443. Because great men always precede.Copy !req
444. You have a point.Copy !req
445. Your story, then.Copy !req
446. Once upon a time, there was a braveCopy !req
447. and clever and handsome man...Copy !req
448. I can almost picture him.Copy !req
449. I don't even have to close my eyes.Copy !req
450. unappreciated by his royal master.Copy !req
451. Prince john?Copy !req
452. The very same.Copy !req
453. Then came the lights in the sky
and everything changed?Copy !req
454. The skyship came to EarthCopy !req
455. in a fury of fire!Copy !req
456. I'd almost call it a crash.
I remember it well.Copy !req
457. A craft from the heavenly spheres,
bedight with twinkling lightsCopy !req
458. and miracles beyond imagining!Copy !req
459. The most beautiful thing the braveCopy !req
460. and handsome man had ever seen.Copy !req
461. And I suppose the mechanical men
saw you as their natural leader?Copy !req
462. It was I and I aloneCopy !req
463. to whom the mechanical men
within imparted their secrets.Copy !req
464. Shortly, I shall be the most
powerful man in the realm.Copy !req
465. King in all but name,Copy !req
466. for Nottingham is not enough.Copy !req
467. - It isn't?
- After this...Copy !req
468. - Derby!
- Right.Copy !req
469. Then...Copy !req
470. Lincoln.Copy !req
471. - And after Lincoln...
- Worksop?Copy !req
472. The world!Copy !req
473. - Now what?
- First, a blacksmith's forge.Copy !req
474. So as to remove our chains?Copy !req
475. No.Copy !req
476. So I can knock up
an ornamental plant stand.Copy !req
477. Of course it's so we can get rid
of our chains!Copy !req
478. I don't want to be manacled
to you all night.Copy !req
479. Oh, no, please. Please, don't do that!Copy !req
480. - "Ornamental plant stand".
- It's not even that funny!Copy !req
481. - You're an amusing fellow, Doctor!
- Oh, don't! Can you just stop?Copy !req
482. You'll give yourself a hernia!Copy !req
483. So what are you hanging around here for,
then, Your Majesty?Copy !req
484. Why are you bothering to squeeze
pips out of peasantsCopy !req
485. if you've got a skyship on standby?Copy !req
486. Enough questions.Copy !req
487. I'm impatient to hear your story.Copy !req
488. Oh, but I do not have one.Copy !req
489. I was lying.Copy !req
490. - Lying?
- Yeah.Copy !req
491. People are so much better
at sharing informationCopy !req
492. if they think the other person
has already got it.Copy !req
493. - Oh, that's very clever.
- Thank you.Copy !req
494. You'll do very well.Copy !req
495. For what?Copy !req
496. Doesn't every kingCopy !req
497. require a consort?Copy !req
498. Right, you do that again
and you'll regret that.Copy !req
499. At last, something real.
No more fairy tales.Copy !req
500. What is this place?Copy !req
501. A spaceship.
More 29th century than 12th.Copy !req
502. Data banks, data banks, data banks!
Where was this ship headed?Copy !req
503. The Promised Land again.Copy !req
504. Like the Half-Face Man
but more sophisticated.Copy !req
505. It disguised itself
as a 12th-century castle,Copy !req
506. emerges into the culture,
tries to keep a low profile,Copy !req
507. so no one notices.Copy !req
508. That explains the robot knights.Copy !req
509. But the engines...
The engines are damaged.Copy !req
510. They're leaking radiation
into the local atmosphere,Copy !req
511. creating a temporary climate
of staggering benevolence.Copy !req
512. - I beg pardon?
- Told you.Copy !req
513. It's too sunny.Copy !req
514. It's too green.Copy !req
515. And there is even an evil sheriff
to oppress the locals.Copy !req
516. - This explains everything, even you.
- It does?Copy !req
517. Well, what does every oppressed
peasant workforce need?Copy !req
518. The illusion of hope.Copy !req
519. Some silly story to get them
through the day,Copy !req
520. lull them into docility
and keep them working.Copy !req
521. Ship's data banks.Copy !req
522. Full of every myth and legend
you could hope for, including...Copy !req
523. Robin Hood.Copy !req
524. Isn't it time you came clean with me?Copy !req
525. You're not real and you know it!Copy !req
526. Look at you, perfect eyes,
perfect teeth.Copy !req
527. Nobody has a jawline like that!Copy !req
528. You're as much a part of what is
happening here as the SheriffCopy !req
529. and his metal knights. You're a robot.Copy !req
530. You dare to accuse me of collusion
with that villain, the Sheriff?Copy !req
531. - I dare!
- You false-tongued knave!Copy !req
532. I should have skewered you
when I had the chance!Copy !req
533. I would like to see you try!Copy !req
534. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
535. - Surrender, outlaw!
- Very good.Copy !req
536. Kill him. Kill Robin Hood!Copy !req
537. You can drop
all that stuff now, Sheriff.Copy !req
538. - Doctor?
- He is not what you think he is.Copy !req
539. This is all play-acting.Copy !req
540. We can't just let them kill him!Copy !req
541. You're not fooling
anyone, Sheriff.Copy !req
542. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
543. - Surviving.
- No!Copy !req
544. No! Clara!Copy !req
545. Yeah, sorry about the girl,
such a pretty thing.Copy !req
546. What a queen she would have made.Copy !req
547. Stop pretending.Copy !req
548. You and your fancy robots.Copy !req
549. I get it, I understand.Copy !req
550. Oh, so you too know my plans?Copy !req
551. You and your robotsCopy !req
552. plundering the surrounding
countryside for all it's worth.Copy !req
553. Gold.Copy !req
554. Gold! Of course!Copy !req
555. Gold! You are creating a matrix of
gold to repair the engine circuitry.Copy !req
556. This is the scheme
the Mechanicals have devised.Copy !req
557. Soon this skyship will depart.
Destination, London.Copy !req
558. There, I will obliterate the KingCopy !req
559. and take my rightful place
as ruler of this sceptred isle!Copy !req
560. It won't work. There's not a chance.
I've seen the instruments.Copy !req
561. There's been too much damage.Copy !req
562. You are stoking up a gigantic bomb!Copy !req
563. Engine capacity at 48%.Copy !req
564. Engine capacity at 48%.Copy !req
565. It's not enough. That's not enough.
It'll never make orbit.Copy !req
566. That's the engines, building in power.Copy !req
567. Stupid, stupid Sheriff!Copy !req
568. Agh! Go on, give...
Give, you stupid things!Copy !req
569. What are you looking at?Copy !req
570. Hi.Copy !req
571. The time for games is over.Copy !req
572. I think I understand you.Copy !req
573. The Sheriff's using the gold
to replace something?Copy !req
574. That's the principle.Copy !req
575. But he's a moron.
If he tries to fly his ship,Copy !req
576. it'll explode and wipe out
half the country.Copy !req
577. What we need is a little riot.Copy !req
578. Time to reflect on lasers and gold.Copy !req
579. Spread the word.Copy !req
580. You will tell me everything
this Doctor knowsCopy !req
581. about Robin Hood and his Merry Men.Copy !req
582. What is this?
Why are you interrogating me?Copy !req
583. And then, you will tell me
exactly who this Doctor isCopy !req
584. and what are his plans.Copy !req
585. You are fit for labour.Copy !req
586. Stand aside while this peasant unit
is freed.Copy !req
587. I'm afraid you're a little late.Copy !req
588. Explain.Copy !req
589. I'm already free!Copy !req
590. Mine!Copy !req
591. Mine.Copy !req
592. Mine.Copy !req
593. Engine capacity at 75%.Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. Who will rid me
of this turbulent Doctor?Copy !req
596. Come.Copy !req
597. Ahhh!Copy !req
598. Everyone, the last one!Copy !req
599. Out, out, out!
Everyone, quickly, get out!Copy !req
600. Quickly!Copy !req
601. You've saved us all, clever one.Copy !req
602. Thank you.Copy !req
603. Engine capacity at 82%.Copy !req
604. You are indeed
an ingenious fellow, Doctor.Copy !req
605. But do you really think
your peasants revolt can stop me?Copy !req
606. I rather think
you're the revolting one around here.Copy !req
607. Bantering, I'm bantering. Listen to me!Copy !req
608. You don't have enough gold content
to seal the engine breach.Copy !req
609. If you try and take off,
you'll wipe out half of England.Copy !req
610. Liar!Copy !req
611. From my sky vessel,
I shall rule omnipotent.Copy !req
612. You pudding-headed primitive,
shut down the engines.Copy !req
613. What you're doing
will alter the course of history.Copy !req
614. I sincerely hope soCopy !req
615. or I wouldn't be bothering.Copy !req
616. Listen to me!
It doesn't have to end like this.Copy !req
617. Shut it all down, return Clara to me
and I'll do what I can.Copy !req
618. I don't have Clara.Copy !req
619. Robin's one of yours!Copy !req
620. What did you say?Copy !req
621. He's one of your tin-headed puppets,
just Like these brutes here.Copy !req
622. Robin Hood is not one of mine.Copy !req
623. Of course he is. He's a robot,
created by your mechanical mates.Copy !req
624. Why would they do that?Copy !req
625. To pacify the locals,
give them false hope.Copy !req
626. He's the opiate of the masses.Copy !req
627. Why would we create an enemy
to fight us?Copy !req
628. What sense would that make?
That would be a terrible idea.Copy !req
629. Yes! Yes, it would!Copy !req
630. Wouldn't it?
Yes, that would be a rubbish idea.Copy !req
631. Why would you do that?Copy !req
632. But he can't be... He's not real.Copy !req
633. He's a legend!Copy !req
634. Too kind!Copy !req
635. And this legend does not come alone.Copy !req
636. Hiya!Copy !req
637. - You all right?
- Hell, yeah.Copy !req
638. Good!Copy !req
639. My men have taken the castle.Copy !req
640. - No!
Now I am going to take you.Copy !req
641. This one's all mine!Copy !req
642. What do you say, outlaw?
A final reckoning?Copy !req
643. Oh, yes.Copy !req
644. - Are you okay?
- Fine, yeah.Copy !req
645. Good. We don't have long.Copy !req
646. I shall avenge every slight, outlaw!Copy !req
647. - Doctor...
- I know. The whole castle'sCopy !req
648. about to blow.Copy !req
649. You have long been a thorn in my side.Copy !req
650. Well, everyone should have a hobby.
Mine's annoying you.Copy !req
651. I'll have you boiled in oil
at the castle by sunset.Copy !req
652. Can we make it a little earlier?
'Cause that's a little past my bedtime!Copy !req
653. I'm too much for you, outlaw!Copy !req
654. The first of a new breed.
Half man, half engine!Copy !req
655. Never ageing...Copy !req
656. Never tiring...Copy !req
657. Are you still talking?Copy !req
658. Bow down before your new king,
you prince of knaves!Copy !req
659. Sorry. Was that...
Was that showing off?Copy !req
660. - That was amazing!Copy !req
661. Run! Come on, run!Copy !req
662. It's never going to make it.Copy !req
663. Not enough gold.
It'll never make it into orbit.Copy !req
664. - Where is it? Where did it go?
- Where did what go?Copy !req
665. - The golden arrow!
- Tuck!Copy !req
666. - You took it?
- Of course we did. We're robbers.Copy !req
667. I love you boys!Copy !req
668. Doctor, what are you suggesting?Copy !req
669. Golden arrow.Copy !req
670. It might just be enough gold content
to get the ship into orbitCopy !req
671. and out of harm's way.Copy !req
672. Well, it has to be you.
My arm is injured.Copy !req
673. You're good at this! I saw you!
You won the tournament!Copy !req
674. I cheated.Copy !req
675. I made a special arrow
with a homing device.Copy !req
676. Oh, brilliant! Right, let me have a go.Copy !req
677. You? You do tae kwon do!
That's not the same thing as this!Copy !req
678. My friends.
Surely, we can manage it together?Copy !req
679. Engine capacity at 83%.Copy !req
680. Insufficient power to achieve
escape velocity.Copy !req
681. Maximum power surge.Copy !req
682. Engines critical.
Engines critical.Copy !req
683. Engines crit...Copy !req
684. Give it a rest, Alan.Copy !req
685. Give me my lute!Copy !req
686. Still not keen on the laughing thing?Copy !req
687. - No, no, no, no.Copy !req
688. Whoa-hoe!Copy !req
689. Ah!Copy !req
690. lam going to miss you.Copy !req
691. - You're very naughty.
- Oh, I know.Copy !req
692. Whoever he is...Copy !req
693. he is a very lucky man.Copy !req
694. Marian is very lucky, too.Copy !req
695. - I fear not.
- Don't give up.Copy !req
696. Not ever, not for one single day.Copy !req
697. Be safe, if you can be.Copy !req
698. But always be amazing.Copy !req
699. Hmm!Copy !req
700. Goodbye, Robin Hood.Copy !req
701. Goodbye, Clara Oswald.Copy !req
702. So, is it true, Doctor?Copy !req
703. Is what true?Copy !req
704. That in the future
lam forgotten as a real man?Copy !req
705. I am but a legend?Copy !req
706. I'm afraid it is.Copy !req
707. Hmm.Copy !req
708. Good. History is a burden.Copy !req
709. Stories can make us fly.Copy !req
710. I'm still having a little trouble
believing yours, I'm afraid.Copy !req
711. Is it so hard to credit?Copy !req
712. That a man born into wealth
and privilegeCopy !req
713. should find the plight of the oppressed
and weak too much to bear?Copy !req
714. - No...
- Until one night,Copy !req
715. he is moved to steal a Tardis?Copy !req
716. Fly among the stars,
fighting the good fight?Copy !req
717. Clara told me your stories.Copy !req
718. She should not have told you
any of that.Copy !req
719. Well...Copy !req
720. Well, once the story started,
she could hardly stop herself.Copy !req
721. You are her hero, I think.Copy !req
722. I'm not a hero.Copy !req
723. Well, neither am I.Copy !req
724. But if we both keep pretending to be...Copy !req
725. Ha-ha!Copy !req
726. Perhaps others will be
heroes in our name.Copy !req
727. Perhaps we will both be stories.Copy !req
728. And may those stories never end.Copy !req
729. Goodbye, Doctor,
Time Lord of Gallifrey.Copy !req
730. Goodbye, Robin Hood, Earl of Loxley.Copy !req
731. And remember, Doctor...Copy !req
732. I'm just as real as you are.Copy !req
733. Admit it.Copy !req
734. You like him.Copy !req
735. Well, I'm leaving him a present,
aren't I?Copy !req
736. Robin?Copy !req
737. I've found you at last.Copy !req
738. Marian? Marian!Copy !req
739. Ah!Copy !req
740. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
741. Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!Copy !req
742. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
743. What's that in the mirror
or the comer of your eye?Copy !req
744. What's that footstep followingCopy !req
745. but never passing by?Copy !req
746. Perhaps they're all just waiting,Copy !req
747. perhaps when we're all dead,Copy !req
748. out they'll come a-slithering
from underneath the bed.Copy !req
749. Ripped By mstollCopy !req