1. - Clara?
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- Shut up, shut up! Shut up!
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4. All right, well I'll be there
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5. - No, not while you're in the room!
- Stupid me. The very idea!
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6. - Shut up!
- Okay.
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7. - Stay, shut up!
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8. Things to say. Not all of them good.
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I was actually there?
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13. Um...
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- Danny, I'll never say
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Not to anybody else, ever.
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Hello, is someone there?
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I'm sorry.
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- Oh, okay, uh...
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I found the phone.
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heard the rumours,
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here today to say that Mr Pink,
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his family and friends
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to all of those who knew him.
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no secret that he had a close
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thoughts and prayers are with her too.
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52. Hello, love. You all right?
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55. You know what you should do?
You should cry. Let go.
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56. Of what?
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Just a terrible, terrible thing.
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58. - It wasn't terrible.
- Clara?
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and their shopping bags.
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64. He was alive, and then he was dead,
and it was nothing.
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Nobody deserves anything.
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70. Who owes you?
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74. Oh, nothing. You know,
same old, same old.
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75. Well, you're only human.
So what I can do for you, Clara?
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76. Clara?
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77. - Start her up!
- Where are we going?
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- From?
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79. - Just away.
- Normally you say work, or kids,
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or dullness. What's happened?
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- I'm sorry?
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82. I've never seen an active volcano,
do you know one?
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It's just a sort of leaky mountain.
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sleep patch things?
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89. You can't have one.
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90. - I'm having trouble sleeping.
- You still can't have one.
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91. - Can I have one?
- No, you can't have one.
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What's so good about lava?
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93. You told me once what it would take to
destroy a Tardis key.
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95. All seven.
From all of your hiding places.
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97. Don't! Be very, very careful,
with that. Those are very, very...
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- Good.
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100. No. Not good, Clara.
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- And.
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109. No.
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111. I will throw another key down there.
Do we understand each other?
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112. Well. I understand you. Let's not get
carried away.
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113. Time can be rewritten.
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But you know that of course,
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116. otherwise you wouldn't
be threatening me.
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117. Did you just say no?
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me to change those events.
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120. Paradox loop, the time
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- Yes.
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Throw away the key.
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any rule you want.
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126. I know when I can, and I know when
I can't. Th row the key.
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127. I know what you're doing.
You're trying to take control.
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128. I am in control. Throw away the key.
Do as you are told.
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129. No!
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130. Well, either you do as you're told,
or stop threatening me.
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131. There really isn't a third option here.
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132. Do you know what, Doctor?
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133. When it comes to taking control,
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135. One last chance, and I don't
care about the rules.
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137. Save Danny, bring him back, or I swear
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your Tardis again.
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139. - No.
- Do as you are told.
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140. - No.
- Say it again sol know you mean it.
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142. - I'm not kidding, Doctor.
- Neither am I.
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144. No, Clara. My Clara.
I don't think you will.
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145. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd do it again.
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146. I'd do it again.
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147. Well. What are you doing, why are you
just going to stand there?
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148. Do you understand
what I have just done?
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149. - Look in your hand.
- There's nothing in my hand.
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150. - Clara, look in your hand.
- The keys, they're gone.
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153. - There's nothing in my hand.
- Yes. Yes, there is, look.
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154. Did you seriously think that
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they induce a dream state.
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157. I allowed the whole scenario
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far you would go.
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159. - Well. Now you know.
- Yeah, now I know.
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161. Yes, you're quite the mess
of chemicals, aren't you?
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what happens now?
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165. Go to hell.
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166. Fair enough.
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167. Absolutely, fair enough.
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I told you. We're going to hell.
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170. Or wherever it is people go
when they die.
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171. If there is anywhere. Wherever it
is, we're going there,
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173. And if it is in any way possible,
we are going to bring him home.
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174. Almost every culture in the universe
has some concept of an afterlife.
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look around, see if I can find one.
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176. - You're going to help me?
- Well, why wouldn't I help you?
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177. - Because of what I did. I just tried...
- You betrayed me.
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you betrayed our friendship,
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181. Then why are you helping me?
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185. Stop it with the eyes.
Don't do that with the eyes.
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186. How do you do that anyway,
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188. And cut out the whining
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189. We've got work to do. This is
it, Clara, one of those moments.
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190. - What moments?
- The darkest day, the blackest hour.
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191. Chin up, shoulders back, let's see what
we're made of, you and I.
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192. Switching off the safeguards.
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193. Turning off the nav-com.
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194. Remember we did this before?
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Tardis telepathic interface.
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196. We ended up all over
Danny's time stream.
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197. Because you and he are linked,
strongly linked.
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198. Your time streams are intertwined.
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199. So if he's anywhere at all, that
link will hold. Give me your hands.
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200. - Doctor...
- We're in a hurry.
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202. Clara, I'm terribly sorry, but I am
exactly what you deserve.
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But don't bleat.
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Just one.
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Where is he now?
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212. Well, no...
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please? The good kind,
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instant, and oh...
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- Well. Big question.
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that happened to you.
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But that's life.
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227. There are some forms to fill in.
They might help you relax.
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228. Well, they won't,
but we do need them filled in.
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the default these days.
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- Only knew what?
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tell them to prep please.
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237. - A burner?
- Yeah, it's fine, we'll come to that.
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- Yes, you are.
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251. Otherwise known as the Nethersphere,
or the Promised Land.
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this old school.
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there's a connection with Danny.
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where it's most likely
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with his, and that won't do.
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260. - What won't?
- You won't, look at you.
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261. I need sceptical, clever,
critical. I don't need mopy.
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262. It puts years on your face.
What if people see us together?
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263. - You look like you've been melted.
- Are you forgetting why we're here?
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from the dead,
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- It means those are
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- I don't know.
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- With chairs, yes.
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It pays to die rich.
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Is that why the Tardis brought us here?
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- Good point.
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Who wants to watch their loved ones rot?
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291. Why have the scrolling
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- Is what difficult?
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297. Well, there is er... No immediate hurry.
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298. We're just, er... We're just...
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299. - Browsing.
- Yeah, yeah, browsing.
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of your life.
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isn't that good, Clara?
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303. Yeah. Great.
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304. - Exactly what is 3W?
- Apologies.
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- I am Missy.
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- Mobile Intelligent Systems Interface.
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314. I am a multi-function, interactive,
welcome-droid,
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318. - Tongues?
- Shut up.
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with social interaction norms
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to adjust my intimacy settings.
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322. Oh, yes, please, please, do that,
do that now right now, yes.
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Who... Who... Who maintains you?
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- Hello.
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Don't know why.
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- Still a bit spotty, but basically...
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- Go with me. Go with me.
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other babies
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if they could talk among themselves.
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was nine months long.
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367. And then boom, a trapdoor opens,
out you fall, gone forever.
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than you were expecting.
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impactful in the early stages...
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387. Any idea who that would be from?
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that usually means...
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389. Means what?
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390. Well, anyway...
Erm, we've arranged a meet-up.
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391. - When?
- Come in.
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393. Repeat, seize target!
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394. Danny...
Repeat, is the building secure?
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397. Come in, come in.
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floating about?
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in a support exoskeleton.
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refraction index in the fluid,
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unimpeded by the support mechanisms.
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is inside something.
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can be seen through it.
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use this stuff in swimming pools.
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- Think about it.
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What does it mean?
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You're here on business,
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426. Why is there all this swearing?
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427. Oh, I've got a lot of, erm,
internalised anger.
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428. What does 3W stand for?
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429. Well. The three words.
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430. What three words?
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431. Seriously? You don't know?
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432. Never mind what we know, and what we
don't know, just answer our question.
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433. Because people who don't know,
when they hear about this,
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434. they can freak out.
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435. We're not going to freak out.
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436. If you've had a recent loss.
This might be...
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437. This will be disturbing.
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438. She'll be fine.
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439. Speak for me again,
I'll detach something from you.
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440. I'll be fine.
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441. You know how people are scared of dying.
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442. Like, everybody.
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443. Of course, it's the most
fundamental fear in the universe.
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444. They'd be a lot more scared
if they knew what it was really like...
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445. So...
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446. You okay?
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447. I'm sorry.
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448. I just...
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449. Hey, hey, hey...
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450. Hey... Hey, listen, listen.
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451. Hey!
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452. Probably best not, eh?
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453. Doesn't speak much.
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454. Why would he want to see me?
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455. What the hell is that?
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456. Sounds like somebody
left their body to science.
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457. Okay. Erm...
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458. It's probably time to explain why
you're always feeling cold...
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459. White noise off the telly.
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460. We've all heard it.
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461. A few years ago, Dr Skarosa,
our founder...
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462. did something unexpected.
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463. He played that noise through a
translation matrix of his own devising.
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464. This is a recording of what he heard.
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465. - Okay. People, voices.
- So what?
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466. Over time, Dr Skarosa became convinced
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467. these were the voices of
the recently departed.
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468. He believed it was a
telepathic communication from the dead.
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469. Why? Was he an idiot?
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470. He was able to isolate some of
the voices, hear what they were saying.
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471. So. An idiot then.
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472. Shut up, Doctor.
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473. What I'm about to play you, will change
your life, and not for the better.
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474. These are the three words which
caused Dr Skarosa to set up institutes,
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475. like this one, all over the world,
to protect the dead.
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476. If you'd rather not hear these words,
there's still time.
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477. Can you just hurry up, please,
or I'll hit you with my shoe.
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478. Don't cremate me...
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479. Don't cremate me...
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480. There is one simple,
horrible possibility
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481. that has never occurred to anyone,
throughout human history.
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482. Don't cremate me... Don't cremate me...
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483. Don't say it!
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484. The dead remain conscious.
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485. The dead are fully aware of everything
that is happening to them.
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486. You see your mind is here, your soul,
whatever you want to call it,
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487. and you're in your new body,
in your new world.
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488. But you're still connected to your
old body in your old world.
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489. You're still going to feel
what it feels.
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490. That's why I'm cold.
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491. They're keeping you
in a cold place, yeah.
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492. You did say you were being cremated?
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493. Sorry, let me get this.
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494. Sorry. Sorry, are you telling me...
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495. Wow! Oh, that's rare.
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496. - This never happens.
- Wow, what now? What never happens?
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497. - You've got a call.
- A call?
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498. - From the other side.
Meaning?
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499. Do you know somebody
called Clara Oswald?
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500. Fakery. All of it.
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501. It's a con, it's a racket.
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502. I promise you, this is not a con.
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503. What's that beeping?
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504. Never mind about beeping,
who cares about beeping?
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505. The dead are dead!
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506. They're not talking to you out of
your television sets, they're just gone.
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507. And all these poor souls, down there
in these tanks,
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508. I'm sorry, but they're just dead
and they're not coming back!
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509. Clara? Clara, are you there?
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510. Danny?
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511. I can hear you. Is that you,
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512. oh, please say it's you...
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513. That's her! That's Clara!
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514. Yeah, you're really lucky,
it hardly ever happens.
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515. Where did she go?
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516. Ah! just lost the signal,
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517. but I can track it back,
I'm pretty sure...
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518. I don't understand. What is happening?
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519. We've been scanning you telepathically
since you came in,
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520. you said you wanted to speak
to someone who'd passed.
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521. And we've found you a match
in the Nethersphere.
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522. This isn't possible.
The dead don't come back.
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523. - Come on, get her back!
- Da, da, da! I'm trying!
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524. It was him, it was his voice.
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525. If they scanned you telepathically
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526. they could have lifted a voice,
it could still be a fake.
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527. Getting him back... Very nearly!
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528. Clara? Can you hear me?
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529. Yes, Danny, I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
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530. Yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
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531. Clara! Oh, my God, Clara!
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532. What do I do?
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533. - Who are you talking to?
- Hang on, just a moment.
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534. Question him. Ask him questions
only he'd know the answer to. Be sure.
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535. You, with me.
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536. Where are you going?
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537. I've got to check out those tanks,
there's something that I'm missing.
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538. - Clara?
- Sceptical and critical, remember?
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539. Be strong, even if it breaks your heart.
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540. Connection's stabilised, should be okay.
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541. Who would harvest dead bodies?
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542. I feel. Like I'm
missing something obvious.
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543. Danny?
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544. Yeah. I'm here.
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545. Danny, I'm so sorry, but I'm going to
have to ask you some questions.
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546. Questions? I swear on anything it's me.
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547. Humankind! Bring out your dead!
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548. Oh, my God!
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549. The tanks...
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550. The tanks are activating.
They're not supposed to do that.
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551. All your dead people are standing,
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552. don't you think you
skipped the headline?
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553. Now, now, children.
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554. Naughty, naughty!
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555. Dr Chang,
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556. your welcome droid
has developed a fault.
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557. That's not a droid. That's my boss.
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558. You know, I might have been guilty
of just a teensy, little fibette.
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559. Dr Chang,
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560. I really liked working with you.
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561. I've enjoyed every day of it.
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562. - I'm sorry?
- You know,
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563. I've even got a little photograph
of you looking so sweet,
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564. I'm always going to keep it, always.
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565. - Are you going to kill me?
- Now come on.
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566. Let's not dwell on horrid things.
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567. This is going to be
our last conversation,
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568. and I'm the one who's going
to have to live with that.
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569. Please don't kill me.
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570. Say something nice.
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571. Please, please, please. I...
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572. I don't want to die.
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573. Mmm...
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574. You're going to kill me, aren't you?
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575. Say something nice!
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576. Please...
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577. Dr Chang,
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578. I've got all day,
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579. and I'm not going to kill you
until you say something nice!
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580. It has been an absolute pleasure
working with you
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581. and I truly believe that you will never
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582. be able to find it in your heart
to murder me.
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583. Now, I'll be with you in a moment,
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584. just feeling a bit
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585. emotional at the moment.
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586. Cybermen!
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587. It's me. I swear.
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588. I swear on anything it's me.
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589. The very first restaurant you took me
to, that first date What was it called?
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590. Clara, it's me!
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591. Then what was the name of
the restaurant?
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592. What was it?
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593. I can't remember.
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594. They're Cybermen, all of them!
We've got to stop them getting out!
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595. Now who's missing the headline?
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596. The Nethersphere.
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597. You know it's ever so funny,
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598. the people that live inside that
think they've gone to heaven.
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599. My birthday. When is it?
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600. November 23rd.
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601. That's right, isn't it?
I got that one right.
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602. That's pretty basic information.
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603. Anyone could know that.
Say something only you could say.
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604. Tell me something only Danny would know.
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605. That's a matrix data-slice.
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606. A Gallifreyan hard drive.
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607. Time Lord technology.
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608. Imagine you could upload
dying minds to that? Edit them.
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609. Rearrange them. Get rid of
all those boring emotions.
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610. Ready to be re-downloaded.
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611. Meanwhile, you upgrade the bodies.
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612. Upload the mind, upgrade the body.
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613. Cybermen from cyberspace,
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614. now why has no-one
ever thought of that before?
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615. How did you get hold of
Time Lord technology?
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616. - Who are you?
- You know who I am.
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617. I told you.
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618. You felt it.
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619. Surely you did.
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620. Two hearts.
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621. And both of them yours.
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622. You're a Time Lord.
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623. Time Lady, please,
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624. I'm old fashioned.
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625. Which Time Lady?
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626. The one you abandoned, Doctor.
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627. The one you left for dead.
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628. Didn't you ever think
I'd find my way back?
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629. Clara! Clara! Clara!
I've got to get Clara!
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630. Oh, Clara, Clara, Clara!
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631. I should shoot you in a jealous rage,
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632. now, wouldn't that be sexy?
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633. I've turned the lift oh', though.
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634. - I presume you have stairs.
- Well, I'm not a Dalek!
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635. Oh, dear, Doctor.
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636. Didn't you realise where you were?
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637. - I love you.
- No.
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638. No, no, no. I'm sorry, but no.
Anybody could say that.
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639. Anybody would know to say that.
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640. Say something only you could tell me.
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641. Prove to me you are really Danny.
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642. - How?
- "I love you" means nothing right now.
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643. Not till I know who's talking.
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644. Say something only Danny could say...
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645. - Clara...
- Danny,
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646. if that is you,
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647. wherever you are, whatever it takes,
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648. I will be with you again, I swear.
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649. No, you won't. You're not coming here.
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650. Nothing will stop me, nothing in
the world. As soon as I know it's you.
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651. There's only one way to come here,
and you are not doing that.
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652. I'll do anything, Danny,
anything, just...
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653. say something
only you could say.
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654. Clara, you have your life!
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655. You have your whole life to live.
You have to stay there.
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656. No. I have to be with Danny Pink.
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657. - I love you.
- Stop saying that!
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658. Don't say that! If you say that again,
I swear, I will switch this thing off.
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659. Clara?
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660. Yes?
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661. I love you.
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662. These emotions,
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663. they're terribly difficult.
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664. But, you know,
we've got a thing for that.
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665. We can help with all these
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666. difficult feelings.
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667. Just press this.
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668. I'll leave you to make a decision.
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669. Doctor!
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670. Get away from here!
All of you, run!
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671. Go, go, get away from here. Run away.
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672. Run, run! Get away from here,
all of you, now! Now!
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673. I'm sorry everyone,
another ranting Scotsman in the street.
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674. I had no idea there was a match on.
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675. Get away, go!
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676. Stop shouting, love.
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677. Stop making a fuss, it's too late.
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678. All the graves of planet earth
are about to give birth!
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679. Do you know the key strategic weakness
of the human race?
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680. The dead outnumber the living!
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681. Who are you?
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682. Oh, you know who I am.
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683. I'm Missy.
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684. Who's Missy?
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685. Oh, please, try to keep up.
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686. Short for Mistress.
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687. Well!
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688. I couldn't very well keep calling myself
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689. the Master, now could I?
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690. Ripped By mstoll
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